Quarantine isn't an ideal situation, but there are ways to appreciate the isolation...Guest: Kennedy, Magus Elgar (and many other magical things)Disclaimer: Ariel, MalicePromo: Microphones and MonstersFacebook group: The AsylumSponsors: Bath By Bex (code CBDkate for 15% off), BetterHelp online therapy at trybetterhelp.com/IWBMerch: https://bit.ly/iwbpodcastmerchPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/IWBpodcastMusic: DFA by OnlyMeith
Dr. Schwarm has a fatal misunderstanding for why we are all here. This episode is made for kids. Written and Performed by Kennedy Phillips, Music by Adam Halpin www.maguselgar.com www.kennedyphillips. org. TRANSCRIPT NARRATOR Greetings, and welcome to Listen Rinse and Repeat. Today episode is entitled: Villainous Anonymous. I am Kennedy Phillips, your entertainer for today. Please apply your soap generously to your hands, and prepare to sanitize. Three two one, begin! INT. COMMUNITY CENTER, DAY. Slam! The door is opened as people are discussing and washing their hands. DR. SCHWARM Ah! Yes it appears I am right on time. Behold fellow villains, I am Dr. Schwarm. And welcome to our monthly meetup! I see by your hands rubbing fervently together that you are EAGER to begin our diabolical planning. Ahahahaha! I have planned our itinerary to take control of the tricounty area. The streets are empty, and RIPE for conquest! Ding! DR. SCHWARM (CONT’D) What was that? NARRATOR You may now begin rinsing your hands. Well done. DR. SCHWARM Oh my god was this a hand washing party?! I-I-I am so sorry, my mistake, please go about your business. And don’t call the cops! You uh, you need to sanitize your phones before you do, very dirty! And while you do that- it’ll give me a head start to run! Running away. DR. SCHWARM (CONT’D) This is merely the calm before the schwarm! Ahahahaha! NARRATOR This has been Villainous anonymous, Presented by Kennedy Phillips from the Magus Elgar podcast. We thank you for washing. Music by Adam Halpin
Written by Kennedy Phillips of Magus Elgar. Raised on a Sailboat for a good portion of his life, Kennedy entertained, improvising commercials telling stories other vessels out at sea, much to the joy of his family. When it was time to live on land, his love for being a storyteller only worsened. With a Master's Degree from Chapman University and nearly 7 years of professional experience, he hopes entertain the world with his stupid, stupid ideas. He's worked as a sound designer for Hazbin Hotel, Satina, Mayhem, and many many more. But his crowning achievement is with his own podcast series Magus Elgar. Kennedy lives in the los angeles area as a freelance sound designer, trying to offer his services while staving off his insatiable drive to tell stories. https://www.maguselgar.com/ TRANSCRIPT INT. COTTAGE, DAY NARRATOR This is the tale of a young hero. Bag lifting up. Sword sharpening. NARRATOR (CONT’D) He’s heard the call to adventure, and will heed its cry to save the world! Door opens, marching out. NARRATOR (CONT’D) It will be perilous, but with a brave heart, he will be forever remembered as The hero trips and screams as he falls down a cliff. NARRATOR (CONT’D) Oh dear. It appears he fell into the ravine..... And so ends the tale of...whoever that was. Hardly seems important now.
In the magical world of Hearth, learning magic is as dangerous as it is exciting. You’ll be pleased to know that Magus Elgar is one of the finest Casters out there. With luck, he might finally have a student that lives through the lessons. Join Magus Elgar and the Magical Anomaly Inter-dimensional Locators (M.A.I.L) as they search the world for Scientific Tools Augmented with Magical Power (S.T.A.M.P.s), Encountering animated chicken nuggets, crazy wizards, giant goo monsters, and a cornucopia of puns along the way. With luck, they'll find a way to diffuse these dangerous artifacts before all of reality is ripped apart, or at least be there with a bag of popcorn when it happens!Magus Elgar is a proud member of the HC Universal Network family of podcasts. Download the FREE HC Universal Network app for Android and iDevices or visit our LISTEN LIVE page and join the conversation.