Winter doesn’t last long in Texas. Neither does Spring. Summer comes, and then, a blazing hell that drives us all indoors for months and months. The flowers that bloomed so beautifully will dry, wither, rot, and fall. Go ahead. Water them. Maybe they’ll last another day or two. Or maybe they’ll rot faster. What the … Continue reading "When Spring comes to Texas"
A while back, some nutcase got in astronaut Buzz Aldrin’s face and yelled that the moon landing had been faked. Buzz punched the guy in the face. Maybe you’ve seen it? Man, to be punched in the face by Buzz Aldrin. THE Buzz Aldrin. I’d pay good money to get punched in the face by … Continue reading "Buzz punch"
The war was over. Germany had lost. And a lot of Berlin delicatessens who had named sandwiches after Hitler had to make some drastic menu changes in 1945. “Hi, Franz.” “Hi, Rolf. What’ll you have?” “Oh, my usual. The Hitler.” “Sorry, we call it the Hoagie now.” “Is it still seven wheelbarrows of Reichmarks?” “Yes, … Continue reading "The deli"
So, if you like asking your HR staff insane questions, try this one: “If I built a robot that beats the Turing test, can I declare it as a dependent?” If they say that you cannot declare robots as dependents, reply with “How do you KNOW that it’s a robot I keep in this cardboard … Continue reading "HR"
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