This week: Massive round heads, Barclay poops himself every day, everyone’s mum loves Dale, man throws up on Barclay, controversial food debates, avocados are wank, Margaret Bellend and her mourning bees, Barclay struggles to talk, we have

The Queen Wears Pancakes For Slippers

Jan 11th, 2021 29m 6s

This Week: What type of penis would you be?, Barclay the chode, funny backgrounds, covid orgies in Belgium, intriguing royal family facts, the real reason The Queen carries a handbag, the Queen loves kettles, the Royals secretly rob people

My Mum’s Dildo Is On Mars

Jan 4th, 2021 28m 8s

This week: 2021 starts on zoom, crazy dogs and a lion pooping in a litter tray, Barclay’s Christmas present from Michael Jackson’s drummer, Dale text his Aunty to tell her he wants to eat Poo, Browen is rubbish at quizzes, Barclay’s sexy chat u

End Of Year Special 2020

Dec 21st, 2020 1h 1m

END OF YEAR STARTS HERE: 8:41DESCRIPTION:Christmas Section:Coco-Pops Master, A Christmas welcoming, recording a Christmas song in a freezing room, Wizzard Wood lives with his Mum and Dad, half of the world is sick of hearing 'Merry Christma

Our Terrible Tattoos

Dec 14th, 2020 32m 35s

This week: Tastebuds on my butthole, there’s a kitten in the house, a little ringly dingly noise, Barclay hasn’t bathed for 6 months, covid crust, Dale’s really bad dad jokes, don’t “K” me! Labracadabrador, melting igloos, festive true stories,

Suing The Weatherman For Predicting The Wrong Weather

Dec 7th, 2020 29m 24s

Would you have sex with yourself? Regrowing your eyes, seeing a dog driving a van, replacing your thumb with your toe, dinosaurs used to wear shoes, eating foot cheese, why it’s good to have ticklish feet, measuring feet in feet, Barclay chats

Getting Married To An Elephant

Nov 30th, 2020 30m 24s

This week: Barclay is on the wine, my spice girl name, going crackers, we’ve been on the radio, Dale’s sweetcorn fiasco, boring things that we did this week, the riddle game show, Dale punches Barclay, feeling my balls, hipster mishap, Barclay’

Making A Sex Doll For Fruit Flies

Nov 23rd, 2020 35m 10s

This week: Dogs protect you when you poo, hide your children, Barclay’s sexy chat up lines, stimulated wide-on, Cliff Richard is so horny he can’t talk, chunky monkey, electrocuting flies to death, Barclay’s face got burnt, throwing children ou

Hijacking Boners

Nov 16th, 2020 31m 10s

This week: Our rap names, Barclay has upside-down ears, we have a new track out, Dale’s interesting teeth facts, boring things that we did this week, hijacking boners, date goes horribly wrong, return of the terrible singing, thin people don’t

Our First Horse Ride Turns Fatal

Nov 9th, 2020 33m 44s

This week: Shaving a Van Gough painting into your beard, Edvard Butt-munch, horse poo, force-feeding horses, old saggy balls, measuring in elbows, putting balls on your back, Dale’s weird nipple facts, Barclay's sensitive split nipple syndrome,

Sex Education Goes Wrong

Nov 2nd, 2020 32m 20s

This week: Growing wings and flying to France for duty free goods, Barclay the seagull, recording the Halloween episode and losing the file, bringing bog off back, Celine Dion being strangled to death, trying not to piss off Scary Spice, any k

Halloween Special 2020 - Giving Birth To Rabbits

Oct 26th, 2020 43m 35s

This week: 2 big announcements, best and worst foods to have in your underwear, another public apology, the wrong wipe, put your penis away Browen, viagra John, playing drums at Glastonbury on speed, blowing up the town’s clock tower and gettin

Getting Pissed On By A Stranger

Oct 19th, 2020 32m 29s

This Week: The million pound question, Dale’s confession, how we go to the toilet, Dale said some stupid things, flappy feet, kissing with you eyes wide open, kissing aubergines, Barclay the goldfish, Dorothy the scrabble destroyer, telling a s

Thinking About Your Boss Naked (ft. Matt Tancock)

Oct 12th, 2020 35m 2s

This week: Public apology, £10,000 worth of cous-cous, Barclay tries to build a house, unfortunate names, Tokyo sex whale, Dj Bj Wood, boring things that we did this week, self service tills go rogue, Barclay the biscuit monster, hanging out wi

Getting Humped By A Dog

Oct 5th, 2020 29m 6s

This week: I’d rather be humped by a Shih Tzu, top 5 podcast episodes, drinking with stalkers, really terrible singing, Fleamack and Rollback, bad sounding snare, boring things that we did this week, taking piano lessons, sh*t ninja, sh*t joke,

Tumble Drying My Cat For An Hour

Sep 28th, 2020 35m 28s

This week: Barclay wants to be Keith Chegwin, Christmas dinner made me throw up, Dale is a wrist model, the truth about Santa, salty breakfast, the millennium bug, Barclay’s dildo onesie, Barclay’s shitty music facts, winning 100 million on the

Eating My Own Flesh

Sep 21st, 2020 36m 44s

This week: Fart smells, disappointing Barclay with Dale’s voice, Dale talking in his sleep, insulting shit celebrities, Darren Dave, Dale’s skinny burnt legs, refusing to fart on a coach, what’s a stupid vegetable? Barclay’s shitty music facts,

Dale Nearly Got Murdered In A Forest

Sep 14th, 2020 32m 28s

This week: D*ck silhouettes, veet the meat, fly in Dale’s eye, feeding nipples to Joe Swash, peanuts have feelings too, pescatarians are killers, boring things we did this week, someone tried to murder Dale in a forest, Barclay’s s**tty music f

Sniffing Mum’s Brussel Sprout Farts

Sep 7th, 2020 36m 4s

This week: Steve’s bedroom, driving a mobility scooter, Dale can’t talk, amazon dildo collection, Elvis with tits, pitch (not so) perfect, going on a date, embarrassing laugh, full of D, moisters,inappropriate response, arse pubes, pointless fl

Barclay Got Beaten Up

Aug 31st, 2020 32m 56s

This week: Dale’s covid test results, scarface the musical, farting on the job, eating like a starving pug, the 3 drains debate, a ballad for the lonely, is classical music the best genre in the world? a sh*t load of manky toenail clippings, Da

Cooking With Poo

Aug 24th, 2020 30m 51s

This week: Is cereal soup? Barclay went out clubbing in covid land, playing drums again, getting told off for dancing, Harry styles DJing in the local club, barking bouncers, drinking petrol, Dale lost his mum in big Tescos, analysing dreams pa

Barclay Touches Horse Nipples

Aug 17th, 2020 35m 19s

This week: Pure dog s**t, musical facts, paedo misconceptions, the beatles were seedy, mad sex noises, playing with Barbie dolls, middle classed sports playing, Dale locks himself in the bathroom, Barclay’s greasy pinkie is up, driving illegall

Seagulls Are Bitches

Aug 10th, 2020 30m 8s

This week: Sausage wallpaper, we had another studio day with Becky Grinham, the finger-Inn, making tiktok videos for 90’s dance legends, Barclay got fired from a job, talking to fish, waking up after a drunken night out with a room full of road

How Do Kangaroos Clean Their Flaps?

Aug 3rd, 2020 27m 45s

This week: Tongue twister, being 7 inches tall with 5 feet, snapping off a whole toenail, we hit 20,000 spotify streams with our remix, we got played in a club in Italy, we made a garage track, Becky Grinham came over and we wrote a new track,

We Got Hacked With Porn

Jul 27th, 2020 31m 41s

This week: A new favourite mystical animal, dad jokes part 2, our interview on BBC radio clip, despicable behaviour at a wedding, bad tent jokes,Dale’s wedding videos, Barclay and Dale were victims of racist pornographic hackers, strapping Barc