We finish the book in record time!Topics include:More vapid romance, Cullen Family History, Esme's sad backstory, Carlise's far more interesting backstory, storm baseball, the plot appears, Bella breaks her dad very cruely, Bella shows some c

The One with Sparkly Vampires

Jul 17th, 2019 24m 2s

We're Back! this time with a new experimental format that focuses on the Vampire Lore as established by SMyers.Topics include: Why the hiatus? Darling Belle, the most beautiful kitten, great transitions, Vampires in Twilight are overpowered,

Midnight Sun Special Episode

Jun 12th, 2019 1h 21m

Special Guest this episode is Keltyzoid!Topics Include: Edward's deranged way of thinking about love and Bella Swan (aka THE GIRL), Attempts to make Edward charming but continue to come off as creepy, Stalking is okay if a Vampire does it, Wa

Episode 3 Second Verse Same as the First

May 31st, 2019 1h 9m

Content Warning: We go deep into the very unhealthy and borderline abusive behavior. Topics Include:Episodes game, Bella and Edward get together, actually good moments of writing, repetitive chapters, Bella wanting to jump Edward and make th

Episode 2 Masters of Mixed Signals

May 31st, 2019 1h 28m

Warning: A lot of technical issues with the audio here. If that doesn't bother you, then listen on.Topics Include:Descendants talk, Edward's terrible flirting techniques, Superhero theory, Bella's fainting spell and Edward controlling natur

Episode 0 An Awkward Preface

May 31st, 2019 15m 30s

Do you remember the phenomenon of the Twilight Saga? We certainly do! We used to be huge fans of the series. Looking back now though, Allie and I realised that the books were rather bad. But why did we like this series in the first place? That'