Often imitated, never bettered—in 2009, the illustrious collective known as 'The Professionals' conspired to found a cinema-centric haven whereon to bestow their musings and ephemera upon like-minded romanticists in pursuit of an alternative source of cultural commentary with a masculine edge... they called it AIN'T IT BALE NEWS.

In 2014, AIBN founding members; DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD, Koutchboom, and Hawaiian Organ Donor launched THE FISTCAST, a free-wheelin', hard-cocked exploration of the arts—by way of love, liberty, and brotherhood—the apex of perfection whereby all other film podcasts must be compared, and found wanting.

"Solicit my advice and you awaken Truth; for I speak no other tongue. Spill my blood and you let flow Professionalism; for I know no other way to live."
~ BALE 4:14