It's that time of the year again, when the crocuses are blooming, the elk are booming, and the moon is bluing. And since I don't know if any of those are actually true, I'm just gonna say they are. Or, rather, it is. That…time of year, I mean.

Episode 39 : back-button rain-cover near-far Henry

Feb 27th, 2019 1h 11m

I am not sure why The Wizard of Oz crept into the episode, but it did and I refuse to extricate it. Whether that is for lack of courage or 'cuz I like the sparkly shoes, you're off to hear the Wizard! There's a Button on the Back? Back-button f

Episode 38 : three kubacki kiddies clothing

Jan 16th, 2019 1h 13m

Episode thirty-eight is a mish-mash of topics, from tech to quotes, the darn thing wanders all over the place! So, if you've ever wondered about how dolphins and Greek opera are related, and how dabbing ever became a thing, um, you'll have to l

Episode 37: frame sixteen mcdermott mcdermott

Dec 13th, 2018 1h 47m

How can 50 not look like 50? How can 16 act like 1? How many McDermotts does it take to make an episode? All those questions, and not much else really, will be answered in Episode 37. Hopefully, those are the questions you've been yearning to a

Episode 36 : barrel lemur landau drood

Nov 18th, 2018 1h 4m

"Once in a blue moon you find a lunar cavity worth barreling into." Thus spake Zarathustra, or someone who looked like him. What that has to do with a quarter-gross will become evident anon. A Needle in a Barrelstack Optical distortions are som

Episode 35: gigapixel cancalosi repetition repeat

Sep 11th, 2018 1h 45m

Quick brown foxes jump over the lazy doges. Amiright? And on that note, let's see what such an enumerated episode has in store. Might it include jackdaws or vexing? Probably. Also, amazingly, a few discotheques provide jukeboxes, but there's mo

Episode 34: tilting lemur dykinga more lemurs

Aug 25th, 2018 1h 30m

You can count on one hand how many Pulitzer Prize winning photographers we've had on the show. Actually, you can count them on one finger, and that makes for one lucky finger. Who is it? Well, you'll just have to wait your turn to find out. (Sp

Episode 33: shifty seeing bracketing grimes

Aug 16th, 2018 1h 12m

Palindrome. Palindrome. Palindrome. Too bad the word itself is not an example, 'cuz that would be amazing. Still, if there is one tenet I abide by, madam, it is to avoid distractions and keep the podcast focused on photography in word and deed.

Episode 32: view kuvrd hood hall

Jul 29th, 2018 1h 14m

Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry — we have you covered, buddy. C'mon over here. Don't worry, the bad guys can't get you over here. It's safe. It's clean. It's All Things Photography! Hah! Got you! I'm Gonna Keep This Short First up are lar

Episode 31: nikon camlabs overexposed santi

Jul 8th, 2018 1h 16m

Mary had a little lamb, its fleas were white as snow, and everywhere that Mary went, people were scratching below. (Hey! I'm a poet!) Of course, the reason I crafted this little rhyme is to celebrate the 473rd anniversary of the original ditty,

Episode 30: hazy macro threesome ross

Jun 28th, 2018 1h 17m

I've been creating this podcast for 30 years now. Or is it 30 minutes. 30 parsecs? Kessel run? I dunno how that got in here, but there's a 30 involved somehow. If you'll strap on your blaster and strap into the ventral cannon, I'll see if we ca

Episode 29: buchheit canyon colorful jobs

Jun 17th, 2018 1h 9m

A rose is a rose is a saying. See? Even I said it. But this episode, by any other name it would smell, well, perhaps not sweet… let's just say, you will probably not overly suffer from its inhalation. The Letters of our Discontent HSL. If you'v

Episode 28: wilks aurora hdr dynamic

Jun 9th, 2018 1h 16m

Ex Ex Vee Eye Eye Eye — Hike! It's international HDR day, so get out your tripods and your bracketing skills and let's get our hydra on! (I just made up the term "hydra" to refer to HDR techniques — I think it's kinda catchy! And, um, there's n

Episode 27: thirty-five pov artisan colors

May 9th, 2018 1h 4m

Repeat after me: Flim VOP Grolden Narck Siposac 1. Doesn't make any sense, does it? The idea being once we get past this, the rest of episode, well, however you count it up, will seem brilliant! Brilliant, I tell you! So, shield you eyes and ju

Episode 26: digital g-dock joel grimes time

Apr 16th, 2018 1h 54m

Now you've said your ABCs, next time you'll count 123s. As is my norm, the reason for that opening statement is not completely clear, even to me. The poetry just flows from my fingertips and into the computer and you, patient listener-slash-stu

Episode 25: target temperature massachusetts gray

Apr 4th, 2018 1h 12m

We're at the magical tenth-of-a-quarter-of-a-thousandth episode, yet it doesn't feel like an episode over 24. Such is the magic of the internet and cold-brewed coffee made at home… Speaking not-at-all about home or coffee, I've ground up an ama

Episode 24: copyright camera tripod twain

Mar 26th, 2018 54m

We've reached the double-dozen point in our journey and, like the Buddha said (or maybe it was Buster Brown), a journey of a thousand miles begins with a pair of size 12s. And now that we've come this far, where have we arrived? The (Copy)Right

Episode 23: vision school epilogue sutton

Mar 9th, 2018 1h 13m

It's our first double-digit prime-number episode, which goes without saying of course, but I figured I'd at least write it. And what a not very much writing there is to listen to. Listening to Looking Speaking of listening (well, reading of lis

Episode 22: filters colors diy swift

Feb 24th, 2018 53m 22s

What, do you do, with a BA in English? Quick! Name that musical! The answer, unsurprisingly, has nothing to do with episode twenty-two of yours' truly, it's just that I've got that line stuck in my head and I figure if I write it down, it'll sp

Episode 21: digiwhat focustube brokenrules thisjustin

Feb 16th, 2018 1h 8m

INTRO The show is finally to the point where it doesn't have to ask its, um, cousin to buy the Boone's Farm wine — we can do that ourselves now, thank you very much. And as soon as we snag a few dollars from mom's purse we are definitely cruisi

Episode 20: air glass maxi rules

Feb 9th, 2018 1h 9m

It's two kisses and no hugs for us today, but that's just the way the cookie deconstructs — Latin-style. Partially Clarifying What we learn today, though, is all about lenses, except not everything but lots but not all and then some more but we

Episode 19: diff bits leading verts

Feb 2nd, 2018 1h 1m

Episode 19, which is this one, should not be confused with either Episode 18 or with Dvorak's "New World" symphony, even though the former has many words in common with this one (why, even the word "episode" is shared right off the bat!) and th

Episode 18: simply simple polarized polarizer

Jan 24th, 2018 45m 16s

We're not too deep into double-digit territory, but soon to crack double-tens and as of today we've reached majority. Then again, the show still can't drink, though it can vote, and it can sit on a jury, though any judge worth her salt will rec

Episode 17: light zoom squinting manga

Jan 15th, 2018 56m 1s

The podcast is almost old enough to vote, in episode-years, after which I'm hoping it will get a job and move out, but it tells me there are no jobs, at least not for its particular "skills" (whatever those are), so apparently it'll be living w

Episode 16: shutter filter ensenberger quotes

Jan 7th, 2018 52m 12s

Have you ever had the feeling that you've been some place before, or seen something before? Maybe heard a sound or felt a feeling? That's what déjà vu is and that's not at all what I'm feeling. I'm feeling like this sweet episode is completely