The solstice, coconut oil, technology, religion, Bezos, Daniel’s first public apology, the power of text, Bob Hope, jerks, pajamas, the week of Geoffy, Daniel’s birthday, basic bitches, Valhalla, the Realm of Dho, idea corner, P90X Extreme Ultr
Tay Tay and and KP, Geoff’s dick, old and wobbly dentures, Comey, stand up shows, closers, how to get famous, McGriddles, birthdays, Wild Ginger, the Blob, perfect joke writing, Vice, plans, nipples, dicks, home security, and sex robots!
Gank Bros, Def Geoff, LA Pizza, 365 by Whole Foods, juice, tumors and spleens, 9/11, Andy’s dick again, church camp, weight loss, gay birds, mayonnaise, internet bullying, Hitler’s janitors, Deep Impact, space movies, Geoff’s grandma, idea corn
Andy’s dick, the sun, spleens, mescaline, sex on the first date, The Big Six, the other Ben Foster, 4D, Geoff’s hiatus, omelets, Bumble, impressions, Silverlake, segments, Operation Summertime, Chris Cornell, Los Angeles, Mila, gangs, honking,
Drunk cooking, lost innocence, food numbers, our fans, Kate’s memories, hand salad, deconstructed menu items, breakfast, pizza budget, smoothies, Mike Flynn, Of Mice and Men, the simulation, America the great, guns, Matt’s mutation, Canada, t
What Geoff looks like, if Geoff was a pumpkin, Coachella, bad luck, counties, biker knowledge, hand gestures, noises, talking backwards, the devil in court, Dan’s hair, raunchy comedy, salad, stuff Dan hates, cowboy boots, tattoos, movies, suic
Mugs, Beauty and the Beast, gay dads, reality shows, big news, Nic Cage, long division, diets, bananas, glory holes, job interviews, the fate of the show, bath accessories, footie pajamas, Dick Fondue, and reading chairs.
Venus and Serena Williams, Zelda, film, eating Soylent, Dan’s dic, public access, truth serum, addiction, chips, pole sitting, sad stories with Geoff, documentaries, the space race, pole sitting, the machine story, sex grooming, sexual awakenin
Forgetting words, diversity, buttilingus, vaping, our audience, Home Depot, Geoff’s neighbor, cheeseburgers, fuck these guys, relief-sturbating, bear clubs, the great walrus, western justice, Jay Leno, if Geoff was pope, a grip of witches, chur
Dismantling religion, sweet panocha, Disneyland, clip shows, kids, new dating apps, ghostwriters, what it means to be woke, social clubs + churches, Matt comes out of the dark, Matt’s idea corner, prostitution, cooking with DP, soda scoop, Joe
Guns, names, youth, statutory rape, bacon, snack tax, weird sex, impressions, Mozart, tasting your own, Chipotle, hot food, playing swords, lake bitch, the wall, the military, helping people, freedom of the press, sleepwalking, vans, female org
The government killed Matt, art, bear backing, the female orgasm, VR porn, guns, Chuck Norris, old racism, the hero we need, jumping cars, Dan’s gun club, our militia, this guy, business secrets, and being pervs.