Ever thought you were the only one that was going through something astronomically devastating, revolting, hilariously funny or down-right humiliating?Ever had a curiosity for trying something new but don't gots no where to turn for advice?Ever wonder when you're sitting in an empty movie theatre why the couple who saunters in 10 minutes late has to sit in the seats DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF YOU?

Welcome to the wild world of a former theme-park performer/stilt walker, competitive Ballroom Dancer, Bodybuilder, Personal Trainer, and recent college graduate who has enough stories to keep thy cup runneth-ing over. When in doubt, remember - someone has always been there, and done that. And that someone is the descendant of a fabulous bloodline of boozehounds and misunderstood entrepreneurs that you have chosen to listen to in your car while you begrudgingly drive to your shitty job. Cheers!