In which the two grumpy old gits eschew any guests in favour of fighting it out to see which one can be more waspish than the other. And although at once acerbic and curmudgeonly, my colleague Pat Kelly wins that particular battle by a country mile. Mind you, in doing so, he also talks an awful lot of sense. From Biden to lockdown to face coverings to the vaccine, it's all here in one neat little package.