I don't have much of an introduction for this one, the title says it all. Today we are looking at three increasingly disturbing profiles that play to a potential match's sympathy. Nobody ever swipes right on these guys, y'all. Nobody ever respo

Below Average Ted

Aug 28th, 2021 55m 29s

I absolutely mean it when I say today's Man of Below Average Credentials is a lot. And yes—we are only looking at one profile today because this bio, comprised of 15(!) screenshots, paints quite the picture of who this man is and what he wants.

Good vibes only!

Jun 1st, 2021 35m 49s

Today we’re talking “positivity” and the way some people choose to bring up mental health in their profiles. We will hear from the guy who really means apathy, the piece of shit with a heart of gold, and the man who has it all—and knows it. The

...and here's my list of demands

May 21st, 2021 39m 24s

Welcome to the first episode!Today we're going to hear from the guy who thinks he's enticing you with one shitty photo, the edgelord who almost had it, the guy who thinks he's freaky, the faux-losopher, and the Man of Below Average Credentials

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