Ever felt the urge to name a cockroach after an ex? Well, the San Antonio Zoo is one step ahead with its anti-Valentine's Day shenanigans, and we're all for this bizarre festivity. Alongside our witty guest Jordan, this episode frolics through the darkly comedic world of post-breakup rituals before taking an unexpected swerve into the less amusing health risks that our furry and not-so-furry companions can bring—yes, we're looking at you, cats and your bubonic plague ties. It's a rollercoaster of emotions and side-splitting commentary that'll have you reevaluating your pet-naming strategies.

If you're craving a fix of movie madness, saddle up for our eclectic cinema roundup. Imagine Nicolas Cage chasing thrills in a horn-themed thriller or the head-scratching Mandela Effect that has us questioning reality itself. We dissect 'White of the Eye' with its jarring jumps in narrative and unconventional love triangles, while also rating films with a system that cuts straight to the chase: Binge Now, Binge Later, or Binge Never. The silver screen never looked so bewildering—or entertaining—as it does with our no-filter reviews.

To cap it all off, we take a detour through the wilds of CGI landscapes, from cringe-worthy effects in TV adaptations to a nostalgic jaunt back to the 'Jurassic Park' era, which somehow still impresses. Throw in a dash of retro cartoon love with Ninja Turtles, a flick through the latest Netflix offerings, and a contemplative pause over whether Al Pacino can truly set the Valentine's mood, and you've got yourself a podcast episode that's as varied as Jordan's cat names. Tune in for some unapologetically honest pop culture banter that promises to tickle your funny bone and maybe, just maybe, make you view your cat with a tad more suspicion.

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