(Scene from the unaired pilot episode of “Solve a Clue!” by Maniac Laminated Television. Television ratings specify that this media includes gore, body horror, and graphic situations)

Inside an interrogation room, COP paces with nervous energy, ROBBER sits calmly at the table

COP: Well, isn’t this a delightful little reunion? How long has it been, three weeks?

ROBBER: Oh, big tough police routine! Real scared, officer, very good interrogation. Top notch.

COP: Ok, smart guy. Let's make this interesting.

COP places a revolver on the table.

ROBBER: What the fuck is this. What the FUCK? IS THIS?

COP: It’s really not that hard. You can tell me what I need, or--

COP picks up the gun and places it against their head.

COP: We play.

COP pulls the trigger, shooting themself. ROBBER stares in stunned silence. After a few moments, COP sits back up, without a fair amount of his head.

COP: Your turn.

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