The Bums hit pay dirt two-weeks in a row with S3:E0082, pulling on the top knot with a walk of the Chicago Bears 2023 freshly minted schedule, along with an 11-points of light fact extravaganza; the Bums’ long-standing NHL/Chicago BlackeyeHawks embargo may be coming to an end, as the BeHs have a generational shot-on-goal in their #1 draft pick; the Pale Hose are finally snuffing out the injury bug to win a few games; Willson Contreas re-enters hollowed ground at 1060 W. Addison, but not as a catcher, and not with Cubbies; Huggy “Cracker Ass” Bear keeps it classy in West Virginia with another stupid, non-PC tirade; Bama’s athletic department is in deep, maroon-colored shit; Paddy assigns the Bums some homework to chronicle our most hated franchises (Top 3) in each major sport category — some layups expected as well as some surprises; the curious case of Max Araiza keeps getting weirder; RIP to members of the sporting cemetery as Vida Blue and Danny Crum pass on to the other side.

The ponytail chapter flows with another glorious beer review, this time at the hands of Upland Brewing in Bloomington, IN, featuring “Campside” (5.4% ABV), a crisp, subtly bitter pale ale with a balanced malt character; Camp Lucy coins another memory making moniker; all the fucking poli-crooks are getting indicted; an interpretation of “Next thing you know, we won’t be able to call it the White House”; Rocky re-Wires; and close with an interesting take The Bud Light Wars by way of Boystown.  All of this and immeasurable value — don’t miss out.

Recorded May 11th, 2023 at B.O.M. northwest headquarters ‘The Eagle’s Nest’ in Chicago, IL USA.