Host Sam is joined by his good friend Jason, the other half of Dark Ages Warrior - a YouTube channel were they would fight each other with polymer weapons from the dark ages.

Both a bit drunk, the lads reminisce about the channel and heading out into the woods to get all sweaty and be Vikings. They explain why there way is better and more fun then HEMA. 'Remember that time we built a Dane axe?' That time someone got a sword thrust to the balls, how holding a weapon in two hands is better apparently, is Sam a Neanderthal and plenty more.