Sausage, Relish, Banana Pepper, Tomato, Onion, Mustard, Sauerkraut, Cole Slaw, Bun, Beef, Hamburger, CHICAGOCome enjoy some poetry with Fancy Octopus and the prisoners of "Lost In narration" Matthew and Erik as they read "Chicago For Carl Sand

Ep58 - Of Yokai Part 5

Jun 11th, 2021 1h 2m

WE FINALLY GO CAMPING. Come pitch some tents with FancyOctopus, ToxicGold, and Jake as we read some more "Of Yokai and Hopeless Romantics" by Pewternatural.Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.comAny suggestions or co

Ep57 - Sci Fi Couple (w/ 99 questions)

May 28th, 2021 1h 59m

The paint cracks on my baby blue wall. Chips fall upon me as I frown. "Babe hows the room coming along?" I here my wife call to me. "Going great, just need to grab some paint" I holler back across the fixer upper. "Well you better hurry... the

Ep56 - Chaotic Vulgar Ranting - Roman Style

May 14th, 2021 1h 33m

I wobble up the hill, stumbling every few steps from the shackles around my ankles. Legionnaires surround me but none of them are willing to look me in the eyes. Upon reaching the top of the hill I'm forced to my knees and my neck is placed upo

Ep55 - Hairy Furniture

Apr 30th, 2021 59m 27s

I trip over bramble wires and gash open my good knee. "Crap" I mutter to myself as I get up to limp through the abandoned IKEA. I had to keep moving. Behind every turn there was more of... them. My only advantage was my speed and I couldn't aff

Ep54 - The End of Garfield

Apr 16th, 2021 1h 11m

A Golden Transgression has stepped forth into the sacrificial pit. He removes his hood and looks up at us. We understand his loss and he understands its importance. I wipe tears collecting at the bridge of my nose as the incantation begins. A r

Ep53 - New Dawn (Part 3)

Apr 2nd, 2021 1h 8m

The robotic eye stares me down coldly. Its pupil an unwavering void reminding me that I am being watched. I will never escape my prison of city blocks and 7-11s and it is here to remind me. My hot dog grows cold in my hands as an orange citizen

Ep52 - Mommy's Little Gamer

Mar 19th, 2021 1h 22m

Mommy always brings me my chicken nuggies. I need them to grow big and strong so I can become the ultimate gamer! Call of Duty, Halo, HAH mere child's play for an elite such as myself. I have stopped going to school or talking to friends. I NEE

Ep51 - Advanced Boredom

Mar 5th, 2021 2h 15m

I awake in the plane of darkness. I attempt to speak but I have no voice. My mouth begins patching over leaving a smooth flesh patch where my lips once were. I turn behind me and see my mortal enemies....Thomas, Charlie, and Proper Gent! "Did y

Ep50 - Prankster's Payback

Feb 19th, 2021 1h 13m

Who doesn't love a good prank? Oh when I replace my partners contact solution with vinegar it was quite a laugh HAH. Sure they won't talk to me and their doctor is furious, but they are just overly sensitive. Besides, I'll never get my come upp

Ep49 - Being a dog sucks (W/ Unrepeated)

Feb 5th, 2021 1h 25m

To the surprise of no one, touching rocks is not a healthy life style. But you'll never stop me! Why I will touch this stones and place them where ever I darn please for it is my RIGHT. Everyone thinks they can just stop me from rubbing my ston

Ep48 - Of Yokai and Hopeless Romantics (Part 4)

Jan 22nd, 2021 1h 22m

Love is truly in the air, or actually we want it to be but we can never truly grasp it. Instead we must carefully weigh our options and make an algorithm to determine if we should "love". We know a good love life is necessary part of school adm

Ep47 - Sierra the Robot FULL

Jan 8th, 2021 9h 58m

Sierra was made in the eyes of her creator, Dr. Samuel. However she must strike out on her own as the government quickly kills her creator. She learns quickly that she must hide who she is from this world as sentient robots are outlawed. Luckil

Ep46 - Sierra The Robot Finale (Part 9)

Jan 1st, 2021 1h 4m

Warning: Due to how we recorded this episode we recommend listening through speakers or over ear headphones.Whats going to happen to Sierra next? Will Dave take her back? Will she be able to raise her alien baby? Join Fancy Octopus, Hyena, Pro

Ep45 - Sierra the Robot (Part 8)

Dec 25th, 2020 25m 27s

Warning: Due to how we recorded this episode we recommend listening through speakers or over ear headphones.Whats going to happen to Sierra next? Everything seems fine and dandy, but what new adventures will life throw her way. Join Fancy Octo

Ep44 - Sierra the Robot (part 7)

Dec 18th, 2020 53m 1s

Warning: Due to how we recorded this episode we recommend listening through speakers or over ear headphones.Whats going to happen to Sierra next? She has shown her true self to the entire galaxy and societal change sometimes comes slows. Join

Ep43 - Sexy Garfield

Nov 20th, 2020 1h 28m

Garfield enraptures everyone that he approaches. It is merely the way of life that we have become accustomed to. Sadly, not everyone can be chosen by his orange. His glowing warmth filling your soul as he passes but you never truly get to sleep

Ep42 - Force of Nature Revisited (Part 2)

Oct 23rd, 2020 1h 15m

The well packaged fox scurried away from me. I, seeing a path towards redemption, a path towards fulfillment, a path towards food, hopped up and began to sprint. Each step was a step closer to my destiny, and I was going to reach the end! Upon

Ep41- Force of Nature Revisited (Part 1)

Oct 16th, 2020 59m 9s

Its been a while since our last post. I have a good excuse though. You see... I went on a magical adventure through the deep forests of Michigan. Tasked on finding dinner for my family on the frontier of human civilization I dove into the upper

Ep40 - A Theory of Bravo

May 1st, 2020 1h 46m

Story at ~9:40Guests: Hyena, fanatic of black t-shit. Thomas, a scholar of the hair gel.We have gathered here today to discuss the most powerful being we have ever known. We willingly submit to their charms for he surely knows the way. No one

Ep39 - The Knothole Murders

Apr 2nd, 2020 48m 11s

Heads or Tails? If you chose heads then you need to get a better one on your shoulder cause we talking TAILS today! What kind of tails? Not ox tails or pork tails or any other fantastic cuisine from the orient. Instead we are talking SONIC. Now

Ep38 - Of Wolve's and Bullets (Part 3)

Mar 20th, 2020 1h 16m

Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark in"Wolve's and Bullets" by RebelMa

Ep37 - Of Wolve's and Bullets (Part 2)

Mar 13th, 2020 48m 14s

How many werewolves is too many werewolves to handle? Our boy Kyle can take em all! And we need him too. Our goats have been got and man I need that milk! I crave for that mountain milk. Until we stop those werewolves my milk will not be return

Ep36 - Of Wolve's and Bullets (Part 1)

Mar 6th, 2020 51m 23s

Werewolves man. They really get my goat. And I need him for milk! With no milk my bones will stay brittle and who will fight the werewolves? Luckily there is a chosen one. One who can save us all. He has enough firepower and fortitude to strang

Ep35 - Superheroes and Spirits

Feb 21st, 2020 1h 58m

Guests:Charlie was once a superhero, but those days are far behind him. Now he sits alone looking at the laundry machine tumble about throwing his socks to and fro. Slowly he looks up at the asbestos lined ceiling and says to himself, "If only