In this absolute beast of an episode, we cover "most aspects of almost everything in the world, ever". From art to politics to football to feelings, it's all here. We've got our own 'king's comedy coronation', plus priceless (probably actually

15 - Why Did AI Cross The Road?

Apr 1st, 2023 31m 25s

In this episode, AI takes over. We don't even need us really. Also, we look at Trump, Biden, Rishi and Hipkins (yes Hipkins). Plus there's flag review, dodgy mechanics, bickering, relationship advice, weird sayings and so much bloody more. Ther

14 - Excuse me, my Drink’s on Fire!

Feb 15th, 2023 24m 31s

In episode 14, we're all over cocktails. Plus, we take a look at the Greatest Animal Of All Time (the GAOAT). We also discuss New Zealand's new Prime Minister (who?) and other world news. We look at toes. What are they and why? We also discuss

13 - Upside Down Christmas

Dec 9th, 2022 25m 31s

This week, Christmas trees, upside down art, and things New Zealander's say that Brits don't. Plus more biggest understatements in history, and an in depth dissection of flag designs and flag re-designs. We have a good (and very sweary) bleat a

12 - I’m Done For

Nov 9th, 2022 31m 18s

Niall gives a first hand account of a Welsh A&E. (Let's just say you don't want to be needing the NHS right now). We also cover off the latest news regarding Trump, Biden, Truss, Rishi, Bojo, Keir Starmer, Gavin Williamson and ex-politician tur

11 - The ’N’ Word

Oct 4th, 2022 26m 11s

This week, the Nuclear threat. Is 'Putin' really mad enough to press the button? Plus Niall joins the Berriew Winter Tennis League. Also in this episode... UK's 'kami-Kwazi' budget, Liz Truss's week in hiding, more King Charles and pen-gate (th

10 - Long Live the King!

Sep 14th, 2022 34m 56s

In episode 10 we discuss the death of Queen Elizabeth, the succession of King Charles III, the appointment of Liz Truss as UK Prime Minister. (Just a quiet one then). We also cover off Ukraine, Putin, China and Trump. Plus, we discuss bad inter

09 - Chess Robots

Aug 3rd, 2022 25m 45s

Violent robots, plus record temperatures in rural Wales. There's also our political update from the UK and we look at Trump's strange return to Washington this week. We also meander through some sport (including a nice bleat about golf subtitle

08 - A Dog Cycle

Jul 7th, 2022 31m 13s

It's all about life-cycles this week. The cycle of a dog, the cycle of a Prime Minister and the cycle of a creature that lives in the ass of a wasp. There's lots of non-cycle stuff too. It's episode 8 of the goat. Get some!

07 - Getting Old

Jun 16th, 2022 31m 36s

As the world's economies crumble, we take a look at the news headlines. Then, in a brand new segment called 'Giddy Goat' we look at what made us happy this week :) Plus, how getting old means getting un-PC, how emotion sells phones, and more in

06 - Cackle of Hyenas

Jun 2nd, 2022 29m 40s

We cover the Queen's Jubilee and we unpick the latest news from the world of politics. Plus, the Jonny Depp-Amber Heard verdict is in. Also, songs that go on too long and some of our favourite collective animal nouns. There's also a myriad of i

05 - Crakin’ A Rat

May 13th, 2022 33m 5s

Farts. Also, the latest news from around the world, including the mysterious lawnmower burglar. Plus, we take a closer look at parliament porn, rip the shit out of chat bots, and discuss doll-content. All this and so much more in episode 5 of t

04 - How To Lie Well

Apr 25th, 2022 24m 47s

How to lie. And get away with it. Also, Jonny Depp accuses Amber Heard of pooing on his bed - she blames the dogs (that's an example of a bad lie). We also ask some really important questions, like 'why are shoe sizes so complicated?' Plus, ce

03 - Fake Corpsing

Apr 17th, 2022 30m 55s

On the bleat sheet this week: Fake funnies - the cringy trend infiltrating entertainment. Also, anoraks, Boris Johnson, Kyiv (or is it Kiev?) All this and so much more on the Confused goat podcast, episode 3. Plus, oh no, that's all. But that's

02 - The Death of Liberalism

Apr 5th, 2022 44m 40s

Putin, Trump, Erdoğan, Bolsonaro, Orban, Assad, Kim Jon Un... Everywhere we look, democracy is under attack. Are our ironic t-shirts and witty Facebook observations playing into the hands of would-be dictators? Should we, the liberals, be fight

01 - Macho (Mad) Man

Feb 21st, 2022 33m 50s

Welcome to the Confused Goat. A weekly(ish) podcast hosted by Niall Towl and Keir Menzies. In episode 1, we cover the start of World War III. Plus, the big story this week; the soap-opera 'Neighbours' may soon end in the UK. Also, childhood hai