With the 2019/2020 Premier League season coming to an end, we choose our team of the season: Some common players, some absolute shockers and of course ZERO players from Sp*rs. Champions Liverpool had a solid season, with many outstanding indivi

Couch Football Episode 17: We are Back!

Aug 5th, 2020 51m 15s

After a long 4 months, we are finally back! Just like football! A longer episode this time since we have a lot to cover: newly crowned champions across Europe, season review of the EPL, Liverpool champions and their insufferable fanbase, Messi

Couch Football Episode 16: Red Card to COVID-19

Mar 19th, 2020 39m 33s

Stuck at home from work due to quarantine measures? Ran out of show on Netflix during your Stay-Home-Notice? Fret not! Couch Football is BACK! (Even though football will not be for some time...) This episode, we talk about the COVID-19 pandemic

Couch Football Episode 15: Winter is... Over

Feb 10th, 2020 44m 7s

We are back after a winter break of our own! We talk about all that happened in the transfer market and how Inter Milan is pooling together all the EPL outcasts and actually topping Serie A. Arsenal, MU and Spurs have brought in players as well

Couch Football Episode 14: Decade in Review

Dec 28th, 2019 41m 48s

This week we look back at the past decade and share who we think gets into our EPL Team of the Decade - some straightforward choices and some that may leave you scratching your head. We also all collectively agree on Player of the Decade and mo

Couch Football Episode 13: Merry Xmas

Dec 24th, 2019 44m 55s

Merry Xmas everyone! As we approch the festive season full of thanks and love, let's remember that there are still racist people who exist around the world, especially in the Italian Serie A. Which imbecile approved a drawing of 3 monkeys as th

Couch Football Episode 12: Ballon Bore

Dec 16th, 2019 30m 41s

We are back! We cover the recent Ballon d'Or award - did Megan Rapinoe deserve to win it over Vivianne Miedema or Lucy Bronze? Messi wins it again, narrowly over van Dijk. Some journalists (Sri Lanka, looking at you) are clearly watching a diff

Couch Football Episode 11: Tackling Racism

Nov 13th, 2019 37m 28s

International break is back for 2 weeks so we talk about racism in matches all across Europe and how no one enjoys these international breaks, how great Leicester is this season, how well Chelsea are doing with their youngsters, and how Liverpo

Couch Football Episode 10: VAR so far

Nov 10th, 2019 38m 20s

This week we talk mostly about the Video Assistant Referee (VAR) and how England has managed to screw it up so massively in its implementation, we talk about Unai Emery, Granit Xhaka and how Arsenal has gone backwards, and some outdated predict

Couch Football Episode 9: It's... Rebekah Vardy

Oct 15th, 2019 30m 56s

This week we talk about the abysmal attendance for Brazil's "World" tour, Singapore loses to Saudi Arabia for World Cup qualifiers (but it's ok because it's not 2034), Belgium qualifies for Euro 2020, England loses to the Czech Republic, Totten

Couch Football Episode 8: W.T.FIFA

Sep 29th, 2019 33m 30s

We talk about the 2019 Best FIFA Footballer award, if was Messi the right choice, how the national team coach of Singapore voted (terrible first choice), why were there ZERO man city players in the Team of the Year, how Marcelo got into that te

Couch Football Episode 7: Bottlers and VAR

Sep 23rd, 2019 36m 54s

We talk about Bottlers (mostly Spurs), Man City annihilating Watofrd, VAR, Juventus vs. Inter Milan, Real Madrid somewhat struggling, Barcelona really struggling, quick stop at the Pukki station and we give our predictions, which as history has

Couch Football Episode 6: Club Football is back

Sep 18th, 2019 33m 36s

We fucked up our audio so just imagine you're listening to us underwater! Club Football is back, Pukki is rolling on, Singapore somehow tops their 2022 FIFA World Cup qualification - AFC Second Round group stage after 2 games, Singapore also ha

Couch Football Episode 5: Pukki Watch

Aug 27th, 2019 40m 10s

We introduce Pukki Watch, we try to make sense of VAR, we talk about Liverpool, Manchester United, Arsenal, Chelsea, Manchester City and a sentence or two on the other team in North London, we give predictions and we remind everyone that Cristi

Couch Football Episode 4: Deadline Day

Aug 9th, 2019 40m 33s

Slabhead's worth 80M, Raul (Sanllehi) is a god, Andy Carroll's going down with Newcastle, Villa empties their bank account, why's Welbeck still in the Premier League, Scott Carson hasn't retired!, Liverpool signed the village brewer, Everton ki

Couch Football Episode 3: Bad Spanish

Jul 27th, 2019 40m 29s

Real crash 7-3, Costa does a Costa, Zlatan does a Zlatan, Zidane's bad Spanish, Bale's even worse Spanish, our atrocious Spanish, China comes to Gareth's rescue, Spurs make a signing, Arsenal make two signings, learn how to say Ceballos, nobody

Couch Football Episode 2: Joseph joins us

Jul 20th, 2019 21m 26s

Jordan Ibe was a beast; Algeria won the AFCON; Tripper moved to Atletico; De Ligt's gone to Juve; God knows what's happening with Neymar; Icardi is not 28; Newcastle's going down; and the ICC is here!