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Countdown with Keith Olderman is a
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production of iHeartRadio.
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Trump is now demanding that his mobs
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be able to block the entrances to
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all courthouses, all
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courthouses, including the one he
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is in. His thug should be
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quoting his online post, allowed
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to protest at the front steps of courthouses
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all over the country, rather
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than be quote rudely and systematically
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shut down and ushered off the far away
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holding areas, essentially denying
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them their constitutional rights. He
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tells them rally behind
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MAGA, save our country.
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The only thing you have to fear is
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fear itself. When that
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stochastic call to lay siege
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to federal buildings did not work,
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this sounds so familiar.
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Trump again did what
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he thinks is smooth and subtle.
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Quote the Palestinian protests at
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Columbia University have closed the college
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down, but the area surrounding
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the courthouse in downtown Manhattan is
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closed up like a drum with
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New York City's finest parentheses
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police all
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over the place. Why not send some to
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Columbia. Republicans want
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the right to protest in front of the courthouse
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like everyone else. Again,
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this seems oddly
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January sixth is familiar
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reduce law enforcement around an
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area Trump wants to see sacked
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by his gangs and his militias and
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his morons ready to spring
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him, or to hang a vice president,
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or who knows, kill a judge
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he only forgot to note, will be wild
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to turn the temperature down a little bit
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on this. To be fair, there is much in
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that of Trump needing to delude himself
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that New York City is rising in his
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defense, coming to his aid, defending
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his freedom to break all the laws. He
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just can't see them because the
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police have cordoned them off and
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put them in far away holding
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areas, perhaps a little
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farm upstate. And
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in his pathetic version of the Nathan Fielder
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gag, he is out on the town
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having the time of his life with a bunch of friends. They're
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all just out of frame protesting too.
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There is little for Justice Juan
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Merchon to do about this latest
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threat, and whether or not
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it's realistic, it's another threat.
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It's a threat to besiege the courthouse.
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There's little for Merchon to do about it other
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than to encourage the city and the state of New York
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to have tanks ready, because,
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frankly, if Trump terrorist gangs again
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rise up against this government as he
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had them do on January sixth. The only
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way the point is going to be made clear
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this time is if it ends with the New York
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Department of Sanitation having to clean
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them up with brooms and hoses
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and garbage trucks. But
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Mayor Seawan can do something about
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the part of this fish that stinks literally
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if the flatulence reports from last week
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are correct. Few experts
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expect the judge to do this, and I know
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that the judge did not shut down
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the first day of defendant Jay Trump's Stormy
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Daniel's election interference trial with just
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a little David Pecker merely
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to give Trump more time to violate the gag
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order ahead of today's gag
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order hearing into how many times
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Trump could violate the gag order
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what with his busy schedule of farting
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and napping and fart napping. But
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guess what, it has worked out
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that way, hasn't it. What are they
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going to a did
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in the last trial so he
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got caught line pure line,
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and what are they going to look at that ordered that
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defendant is directed to refrain from
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the following making or directing others
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to make public statements about
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known or reasonably foreseeable witnesses
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concerning their potential participation in
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the investigation or in this criminal
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proceeding. So that clip
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in which he does that against Michael
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Cohen is proof of one Trump
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violation of the Mershan gag order at
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twelve forty eight Eastern Dementia Time
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yesterday. Then there was the second
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Trump violation yesterday, three minutes earlier,
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twelve forty five Eastern Defended Time
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yesterday, in which Trump said Michael
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Cohen was guilty of these charges,
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not him. The things he got in trouble for
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were things that had nothing
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to do with me. Got in trouble, he went to jail.
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This had nothing to do with me. So that's
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two plus in a list
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of supposed trial facts, a
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bunch more on his campaign website,
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including comments about witnesses, quote testimony
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of some of the most disreputable and fame
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thirsty characters on the planet, that's
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three violations. There's a Trump
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quote posted attributed to The New York
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Post. I have a Trump hating judge with a
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Trump hating wife and family whose daughter
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worked for Kamala Harrison now receives money
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from the Biden Harris campaign. That
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quote links to a photo of the judge's daughter.
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That's four violations of the gag order,
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plus the seven that prosecutors
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submitted last week, and two
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more after they submitted it last week that
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occurred on Friday. At
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least thirteen violations
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of Justice Mershon's gag order just
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since jury selection began in
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this trial. And yet lawyers think the worst
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that Mershan will do is admonish
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Trump. Now we can all
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agree on ranges here and
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that the extremes are wrong. Death
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penalty, no too much,
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admonishments, no too
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little. Trump is not just
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violating the gag order. He is doing so compulsively,
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and he is doing so because, as I suggested
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last Friday, he is viewing this trial
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as he views every other trial, as
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he views every other confrontation in his world,
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life or death, him or
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me, them or me, the
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government or me, America or
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me. He said as much last
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Friday. The criticisms of
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Justice Merschan that you will hear
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next are not technical. They're not about
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resolving things. They're not even about the judge
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recusing from the case. He says,
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the conflict has to end with
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the judge. It has to end
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with the judge. These
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are deliberately chosen phrases
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end the judge,
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and the conflict has to end
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with the judge. The judge has a conflict
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the worst I've ever seen, and it
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has to end with the judge, the conflict
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with the judges, because that's something that he
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can I know anything about. It's wrong,
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it's wrong. Judge Merschan can
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do nothing himself about Trump having
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now escalated this to ending him
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and to coupling that with demanding that
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police be moved away from the courthouse at one hundred
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Center Street so that his mobs can
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end him. But he
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could right now order Trump
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to jail for violating the gag
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order. It's not like he just started doing it.
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It's not like he hasn't been warned we
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will reach this point. Trump
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to jail sooner rather
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than later. And the reluctance
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of any authority figure in this country
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to cut to the chase and to do it
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mystifies me, except
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when I again quote Jean Renlar in Rules
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of the Game, as he foretells French
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society collapsing in self interest even
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before the Nazis attacked in nineteen forty.
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You see in this world. There
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is one awful thing, and that is
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that everyone has his reasons.
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But Mershan can
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regain control of this trial, and
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in fact, regain control of the entire
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legal system's effort to put Trump behind
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bars, where he should be and where he should live out
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his appalling life, without sending
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Trump to jail. Now he
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can say, you have sworn
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that you understood that this gag order
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meant what it means, and yet you have violated
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it thirteen dimes in the last
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nine days, and if you violated a fourteenth
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time at any point in the future, I
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will revoke your bail, and
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I will put you in Riker's Island,
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and I will keep you there one
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full week for every violation.
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You may now return
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to your seat.
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We're going to have to grasp this nettle,
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or grasp this bull by the horns,
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or maybe most perfectly, grasped this bullshit
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by the diaper. Trump
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will have to go to jail at some point.
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He has to be stopped. If
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you want to try to slow
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him first by
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all means. I
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don't know what we've been doing the last
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three and a half years. Seems to me we've
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been trying to slow him down, But
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jan mere Sean and the other judges and the other
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prosecutors are the ones entitled to
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and they are the ones charged with the responsibility
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to act in defense of
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the nation. Trump
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has accelerated this to where
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we were in the weeks and months before
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January sixth. He has wanted
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two judges attacked. He
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has wanted three prosecutors
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attacked. He has made these wants
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public, and now he wants and
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again I am quoting him, courthouses
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all over the country unquote attacked.
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Trump is already attacking, metaphorically,
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attacking our courthouses, and
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he has been attacking us for a decade.
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It is time to
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stop him now.
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Parenthetically, the opening day at that trial
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itself ended early due to religious holidays
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and due to a juror's dental emergency.
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And he thinks his teeth dirt. Now just wait.
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What little transpired, including
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just perfunctory initial questioning of
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the perfectly named David Pecker,
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did have one tangible effect. It made Trump
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squirm. It has been years,
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it has been decades since he
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has not been surrounded by yes men,
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since he's had any idea how much he has hated
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and more importantly, how much he is in danger.
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Breaking his carefully built bubble may
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in fact be all we get out of this, because
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if you didn't notice, there is a member of the jury who
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somehow slipped in past prosecution objections
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and strikes, who says he reads everything
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and he's on Twitter x, but he couldn't cite
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one news source except for
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truth Social. So
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ultimately this trial could
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wind up being
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hung, and
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it could wind up being just about making sure
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Trump spends week upon week hearing this two
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word message from America quote
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you suck. For
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the truncated day one, it was limited
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to opening statements in which the defense called Trump
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a person just like you and just like
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me, and a family man,
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even though no member of his many families
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has been at the trial at all, and
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the original event that precipitated all this was
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him banging a porn star right
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while wife three was still nursing
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child five. He's a family
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man. He hates his family, just like you
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and I do. The
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prosecution emphasized Trump is on trial
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for election interference, not hush
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money, and the American
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media largely continues to be unable
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to comprehend the distinction. CNN still
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yesterday last night. I presume
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this morning running banners in
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which they title this hush money trial.
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Then again, that is a network that on Friday showed
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a live suicide outside
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the Trump courtroom and boasted about
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it and boasted about its own superior coverage,
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even though you are not supposed to show live
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suicides on the air because that might encourage
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suicide, and also because the viewers
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at home might be horrified
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by it. But they
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did it really well, even though their anchor on
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the scene first called it an active shooter situation,
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and then, during her breathless and gore or
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play by play
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faster than somebody calling a horse race,
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she twice insisted the man who went there to
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get exactly the kind of coverage CNN gleefully
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provided for his death had quote
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emblazoned himself. He's
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emblazoned himself, she said,
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even though the word emblazoned means
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to put a logo or insignia
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on something. So I don't
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know why I'm expecting CNN to understand
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what's actually going on at the Trump trial. I
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guess I'm just grateful that CNN did not make
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a your fired joke incredibly
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long term anyway, the actual Trump legal
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headline from yesterday may have not come from New York,
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but rather Florida, where witness exhibits
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in the Trump espionage case reveal
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that the FEDS have a small coterie of witnesses
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close to Trump, including an unidentified
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Person sixteen, clearly
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a senior Trump aide but not necessarily
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in the innermost circle, who revealed
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nothing less than the fact that Trump's people
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told his valet and now co defendant
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Walt Naude, not to worry about the
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stolen documents case, that it was not going anywhere
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yet, just in case, even
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if he were to say, get charged with lying
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to the FBI, Trump will pardon
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him after he regains power. Person
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sixteen, the guy who identified
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this information, was so spooked by what he
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knows and the prospect of retribution,
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and the sheer number of non disclosure
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agreements he had signed, that while he
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fulsomely revealed what he knows, he
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would not let the FBI record
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the interview. He also
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revealed that Trump routinely took documents
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from the Oval office to his White House residence, and
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yes, he had heard Trump declassify
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one set of them, the ones pertaining
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to the FBI investigation of Trump's
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links to Russia as to
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the universal standing order
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to declassify anything Trump
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ever touched or just looked at or
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blinked about twice. Nope, says
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Person sixteen. Never
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happened. But
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Nowada stuff is critical. If Trump ever goes
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to trial in Florida, he's meat
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because on top of everything else, they can
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easily break this nauda and
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then they can get Trump for
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a little bit of witness tampering. Let's
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run some of the other headlines. I got
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Biden's next campaign ad for him
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courtesy of this Jesse Waters
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ass from Fox. At least I think
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he's still with Fox. He might not be now. He
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used to be Bill O'Reilly's henchman. Not
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as smart as O'Reilly, not nearly, but
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he may be unemployed once the furor here's
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that little Jesse Waters said
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this about Trump. The guy needs exercise.
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He's usually golfing, and so you're
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gonna put a man who's almost steady sitting in
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a room like this on his butt for all that time.
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It's not healthy. You know how big of a health
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nut I am. He needs sunlight, and he needs
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activity, he needs to be walking around, he needs
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action. It's really cruel and unusual
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punishment to make a man do that. I'm
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Joe Biden and I approved this message. Also
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coming in the future. Good evening.
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I'm Tucker Carlson. This is Tucker Carlson Tonight.
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Jesse Waters. Jesse Waters who one
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point again to emphasize among
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people who think they are both too
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old, it is Biden
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sixty one, Trump thirteen in
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the polling. All you have
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to do is drag up the Trump
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is too old number. Apparently
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it's already worked with Jesse Waters. He
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may be as dumb as the average Trump
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Republican. Also,
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Politico lost without video
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to steal and show, has resorted
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to demonstrating key events of the Trump
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trial in New York by using bobblehead
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dolls. I have
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bad news for Politico on this. I
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used bobblehead dolls
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to demonstrate because we could not get video,
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We could not put our cameras in the meetings to
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demonstrate the activities of the National
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Football League Players Association and its
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ownership its management council during
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the NFL player strike of nineteen eighty
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two. I don't want to say
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using bobbleheads when you can't
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get video is an old bit,
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but I did it when I
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was twenty three years old, and more
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importantly, when CNN
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was two years old, back
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when we didn't show live suicides
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and say, oh, this will win us an emmy,
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bring his ashes with us. Bennie
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Thompson has offered legislation, introduced
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it in the House. Anybody convicted
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of a felony with a
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term of at least one year, guess
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what happens to their secret Service protection all
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they forfeited. Oh, Benny, it's
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not going to pass. Obviously, although
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we said that about Ukraine, didn't we It's
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not going to pass. And anyway, even
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if it did pass, somehow, I'm sure
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Trump's secret Service
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agents would volunteer to
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go to prison with him anyway.
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Late polling from NBC Trump
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forty six, Biden forty four, but Biden
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thirty nine, Trump thirty seven, Kennedy
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thirteen, Stein three, West
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two. In other words, some kind of
18:35
shift has taken place, and the third
18:37
parties, or in this case, the third, fourth,
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and fifth parties are now
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taking votes away more from
18:44
Trump than from Biden, which
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we saw coming, if you will remember, long
18:49
before it was evidenced, than any of the polling. Trump
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attacked Kennedy
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so expect much more of that, and
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somebody needs to get ahold of Cornell West
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and explain to him how
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badly history will judge him for this,
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and call Jill Stein in Moscow. The
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other thing from the NBC News poll that is
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fascinating. It turns
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out that only
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NBC has asked this question in a
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two form fashion, what's
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most important? What's the most
19:24
important issue? And the same answers keep
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coming back. Inflation twenty three
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percent, cost of living and
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then immigration slash the border at
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twenty two percent, So it's what's
19:37
the most important issue? Inflation and
19:39
the cost of living twenty three percent, then
19:41
immigration and the border twenty two percent. And then
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they asked the question in a different way, what's
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the most important issue in determining
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your vote?
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Twenty eight percent said high
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number. Twenty eight percent said protecting
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democracy or constitutional
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rights, Immigration
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and the border second at twenty f percent,
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abortion third at nineteen percent.
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So, in other words, not asking
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what do you think generically is the most important issue
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of the day, but what are you going to base your vote on? Forty
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seven percent said protecting
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democracy or constitutional rights or
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abortion rights. That's
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the key, not who's leading in the polls. Here
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is, though, a story that
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would lead the news in any other timeline,
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in any other moment in American history. The
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Republican Congressman Tony Gonzalez
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quote Matt Gates, he paid miners
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to have sex with them at drunk
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parties. There's a second version
20:44
of this quote, he paid miners
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to have sex with him at drug parties.
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Oh well, that's much better. Speaker
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of the House, Mike Johnson will
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campaign today alongside
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Congressman Tony Gonzalez. I
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am beginning to I think
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Mike Johnson sometime last
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week was hit by lightning,
21:10
but in a good way.
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Keep them in office, hell make him a Democrat.
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Also of interest here, once upon a time
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you could be on one network and talk politics
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and advocate even for one party on that
21:29
one network, while on
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your sixth day of work you were also on
21:33
another network talking sports
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utterly a politically. And
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let me tell you from personal experience, that
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time when you could do that. That ended
21:43
in the year twenty ten, and
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it especially ended at a place called
21:48
ESPN. And I know because I
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helped write the rules saying
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you could not do politics
21:54
in one place while you were on ESPN
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in the other place. So
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why is ESPN now letting
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its most prominent on air personality
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openly campaign for Trump?
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This will end in tears
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for everybody. Why ESPN
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has two choices? Silence
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Stephen a Smith or fire
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Stephen a Smith. That's next.
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This is countdown. This
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is countdown with Keith Olberman
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still ahead of us on this all new editiontive
22:51
countdown. So somebody asked me the other day if I
22:53
knew a sportscasting agent named
22:55
Lou Oppenheim, And it was
22:58
like the old joke about the guy saying Niagara
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falls and the second guy turns
23:02
around and loses his mind. Niagro
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falls slowly. I
23:08
turned, step by step,
23:10
not that Lou Oppenheim was
23:12
the worst party of the story in
23:15
which his business partner was supposedly negotiating
23:17
a new deal for me at my employers at CBS
23:20
in nineteen ninety one, while he was also
23:22
sending CBS tapes
23:24
of other clients in hopes of getting
23:26
them my job that he was still
23:28
negotiating for. But Lou
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was part of it. You gotta hear
23:33
this story. It involves me also
23:35
getting served with court papers the night
23:37
of my first ever sports center. Next
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on things, I promised not to tell first.
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Still more new idiots to talk about the
23:45
daily roundup of the miscrants, morons, and Donning
23:47
Kruger effects specimens, including
23:49
two sports guys who have not succeeded
23:52
in transforming into news guys who
23:55
constitute two days worst
23:57
persons in the world Crinklitus
24:00
Days the bronze worse Nate
24:02
Silver, who started in sports
24:04
metrics and moved into political
24:06
metrics in large part because I put him on TV
24:09
talking about political metrics oops
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to say oops and get out. I
24:14
really thought he would be satisfied as the master
24:17
of the numbers. But I guess no one is satisfied
24:19
as the master of the numbers. On
24:21
January third, twenty twenty two, Nate
24:23
Silver tweeted, quote, It's probably
24:25
foolish to think a New York City mayor will
24:27
successfully translate into being
24:29
a national political figure. But I still think
24:32
Eric Adams would be in my top five
24:35
for who will be the next Democratic presidential
24:37
nominee after Joe Biden. My
24:40
man, you left off a couple of zeros
24:43
after that five, your
24:45
top five hundred, your top five thousand, new
24:47
polling from the Manhattan Institute, Who you vote
24:50
for in the next New York City mayor's
24:52
election, Mayor Eric Adams sixteen
24:54
percent. Sixteen sixteen
24:58
percent said yes to Merk Adams.
25:00
Somebody else sixty five percent.
25:03
AHw I heard that phrase,
25:05
ie watering numbers. Well here they are. I can't
25:07
see the page. Sixty five somebody
25:10
else, anybody else, for God's sakes, one of the horses
25:12
in Central Park. I don't care, a manhole
25:14
cover whatever, Maybe
25:16
a Republican Not
25:19
sure, so it still could be somebody
25:22
other than Adams nineteen
25:24
more percent. So right now it's Adams
25:26
sixteen not Adams
25:29
eighty four. Wait, it
25:31
gets worse. How far underwater
25:34
are his favorable unfavorable impression
25:36
numbers? His favorable minus
25:38
his unfavorable with Democrats. With
25:40
Democrats, he's at minus thirty five,
25:43
and that is his best party demographic.
25:46
Among New Yorkers in their thirties, he's minus
25:49
seventy four eighteen
25:51
to twenty nine year olds minus sixty eight,
25:53
forty to forty nine year olds minus
25:56
sixty eight, among black voters
25:58
minus eleven, people more than two hundred
26:00
and six years old, minus twenty two. How's
26:03
that possible? I made that one up,
26:06
and it all may be worse than that because those are
26:08
just disapprove or approved. The percentage
26:10
that strongly disapproves of Eric Adams
26:12
is forty six percent. The
26:15
percentage that strongly approves of
26:17
Eric Adams, great job, mayor great
26:19
job four percent? Fool
26:25
good call Nate Silver the
26:27
runner up worse Kevin McCarthy, especially
26:29
in the context of Mike Johnson, likely
26:32
to be X speaker at least ex Republican
26:34
because he actually stood up for something on principle
26:37
at last, we can fully
26:39
see what a human jellyfish Kevin McCarthy
26:42
is. Goes on Fox, calls the
26:44
Democrats the dangers to American democracy,
26:46
and his evidence quote, I mean
26:49
Hillary Clinton ever said she lost the twenty sixteen
26:51
election. The surprised host
26:53
says, yeah, she called Trump
26:56
and conceded. McCarthy
26:58
makes a dismissive sound like and
27:01
says, but she never said it to the press.
27:04
She called the night of his election. She made
27:06
the public concession speech the
27:08
next day, November ninth, twenty sixteen.
27:10
It was in all of the papers. Kevin McCarthy,
27:13
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot. You don't know how to freaking read.
27:16
But our winners the
27:19
worst Stephen A. Smith
27:21
and ESPN We
27:24
had a hard and fast rule. There
27:27
you're on ESPN, no party
27:29
politics, no endorsements of candidates,
27:32
no electioneering. You know who wrote
27:34
that rule. I wrote that rule. You
27:36
know why, because I actually believe
27:38
in the separation of politics and sportscasting,
27:41
not politics and sports. If
27:43
athletes are going to go political, you can cover
27:46
them doing it. You kind of have to sometimes,
27:48
but don't you do it. Aaron
27:50
Rodgers gets strung out on something and starts
27:53
spewing conspiracy theories on ESPN.
27:55
No, you probably should not have given him that platform
27:57
to do it, but regardless, you then have to
27:59
cover it. You have to explain he's gone nuts.
28:03
But sportscasters campaigning,
28:06
not reporting on Colin Kaepernick,
28:09
not recording and reporting on transgender
28:13
athletes, but reporting and making
28:15
a choice of Biden or Trump. Nobody
28:18
wants that mix, least
28:20
of all the ESPN talent
28:22
who would do it. They don't really want
28:24
it. The ESPN management who would permit it,
28:27
they don't want it. And yet
28:29
they are letting Steven A. Smith, who makes
28:31
millions of dollars as the man in television
28:33
most gifted in saying the least amount
28:35
of stuff taking up the most amount
28:38
of time, who kills off hours
28:40
a day between ESPN
28:43
gambling advice without ever
28:45
advancing the story or explaining
28:47
a team dynamic or improving
28:49
anybody's knowledge about anything in sports.
28:52
Who thus deserves every penny
28:54
he makes. They are letting him
28:57
go on Fox News and campaign
28:59
for Donald Trump campaign
29:02
on Sean Hannity's show On with
29:04
Sean Hannity. One of the people who
29:06
has most damaged the United States
29:08
of America could not have done more
29:11
damage if he were Vladimir Putin.
29:14
Stephen A. Smith goes on with Hannity and tells
29:16
him about Trump. Quote. Black folks
29:18
find him relatable because of when he
29:21
said, what he is going through is similar to what
29:23
black Americans have gone through. He wasn't
29:25
lying. Spoiler
29:28
alert, Stephen A. Trump is
29:30
lying. He's always lying. Quote.
29:33
He was telling the truth. When you see the
29:35
law, law enforcement, the court system, and everything
29:37
else being exercised against
29:40
him, it is something that black folks throughout this
29:42
nation can relate to. With some of our historic
29:44
iconic figures. Steven,
29:47
you just insulted all of your historic iconic
29:49
figures and all of mine
29:51
and all of Americas and you're a
29:53
useful idiot. The law is
29:56
being exercised against
29:58
Trump, whatever the f that means, it's
30:00
being exercised against him because he
30:02
keeps breaking the law. He
30:05
has broken the law to try and stall in the
30:07
dictatorship in this country. One
30:09
I might add that if he succeeds in the
30:11
fall, we'll repress minority
30:14
groups and the media way
30:16
more than everybody else. You and
30:18
me are going to the camps under Dictator
30:20
Trump, Stephen, and
30:22
it got worse. Quote. We've seen
30:24
that happen throughout society. So no matter
30:26
what race, what ethnicity you may emanate
30:28
from, we relate to
30:31
you when you're suffering like that because we know
30:33
we have ESPN
30:37
in the last decade has reprimanded,
30:39
suspended, demoted, and dismissed on air
30:41
people who said far less propagandistic
30:44
things, who didn't do one
30:46
percent of the damage Stephen A. Smith just did to ESPN,
30:49
who hit far fewer political party
30:52
talking points and who didn't come anywhere
30:54
as close to what Steven A. Smith just did there, go
30:56
on national television on a propaganda
30:59
network from hell like Fox and come
31:01
up with excuses for a criminal
31:03
like Donald Trump and his crime times and figuratively
31:06
hug Donald Trump and Sean haddity
31:08
f you, Steven A. Smith. Bluntly,
31:12
I have been associated with ESPN longer
31:14
than anybody now running it or Smith.
31:17
I also think my credentials on trying to balance
31:19
sports and politics are better than
31:21
anybody in the business, including management
31:24
and Stephen A. Smith. This is not two
31:26
thousand and eight. I just barely got away
31:28
with it in two thousand and eight. By twenty
31:31
ten, the National Football League said I couldn't
31:33
do it anymore. They forced me off NBC's
31:35
Football Night at America.
31:37
To the executives at ESPN letting Smith
31:39
do this, you are going to inherit
31:42
the wind, Bob
31:44
Iger. I have known you since nineteen seventy
31:46
nine. They will fire you over
31:49
this someday. Just because
31:51
many of you agree with him and want
31:53
to suck up to Trump. Just in case, does
31:56
not mean your predecessors were wrong.
31:59
Embrace party politics as
32:01
opposed to cultural issues or
32:03
sports issues with political impact.
32:05
Embrace Trump versus Biden,
32:08
and I'd say this if you were embracing Biden
32:10
and ESPN will die
32:14
and Stephen you and I have always
32:16
gotten along well personally, so I am saying
32:18
this and hopes you will take it this way. Drop
32:20
the politics. Do it now.
32:23
You cannot be on ESPN and
32:25
do Trump commercials simultaneously.
32:27
Do it or kiss your sports career
32:30
goodbye? And more importantly, all
32:32
that money you have to go to the bank to count every
32:34
once in a while, you can kiss that goodbye too.
32:37
It doesn't work anymore. If
32:39
it worked anymore, I'd still be at ESPN
32:42
doing it. Stephen A. Smith
32:44
campaigning for Trump and ESPN
32:47
letting him campaign for Trump two
32:49
days. Worse persons
32:52
in the world to
33:07
the number one story on the Countdown and my favorite
33:09
topic, me and things I promised not to tell.
33:11
And somebody invoked his name
33:13
the other day asked me about
33:16
a television agent named Lou
33:18
Oppenheim. I only
33:21
met I think Lou Oppenheim
33:23
once. It was not a particularly
33:26
memorable meeting. But Lou Oppenheim
33:28
is in the middle of one of the great stories
33:31
of my career, at least
33:33
in terms of agents who
33:35
have represented me. I had one
33:37
agent for pretty much all of the
33:40
nineteen eighty three to two
33:42
thousand and ten era of
33:44
my broadcasting career, and
33:47
I've had several of them since then. But
33:50
in the middle of nineteen ninety
33:52
one, my then colleague
33:54
Jim Lampley at KCBS in Los Angeles
33:57
said I don't think your agent is
33:59
big time enough to advance you further
34:01
in your career. Well, Lampley had worked
34:03
for years at ABE Television, he
34:06
was at the network, and I at the age
34:08
of thirty two and doing pretty
34:10
well at KCBS in Los Angeles, certainly
34:13
financially and in the ratings compared to
34:15
the ratings that the rest of the station had, but
34:17
not doing well in terms of establishing any
34:19
kind of national presence in sportscasting.
34:21
I wanted to do as well nationally
34:24
as Lampley had, so Lampley
34:26
said, I should fire my agent and hire
34:28
this guy, Arthur Kaminsky.
34:31
He was the head of a company called Athletes
34:34
and Artists, or as I later
34:37
referred to them, Athletes and
34:39
con Artists. I'll explain
34:41
to you right now that it turned out. I
34:44
found out the following year that Art Kaminsky
34:46
had sought me as a client, not because he
34:48
wanted to represent me, not because Lampley
34:50
had suggested it, but because Art
34:53
Kominsky was like me, a sports memorabilia
34:55
collector, and he assumed I could get
34:58
him a good price on
35:00
a set of nineteen fifty five Tops
35:02
Football cards. The
35:05
high end of this set of nineteen fifty five
35:07
Tops Football cards in the year nineteen
35:10
ninety one was maybe two
35:12
thousand dollars. He thought I could
35:14
get it for him for about fifteen hundred. That's
35:16
why he wanted to represent me, and that was
35:18
apparently the only reason he wanted to represent
35:21
me. Needless to say, this
35:23
did not go well, and this is
35:25
how not well it went. Although
35:28
they were paying me half a million dollars
35:30
when I was thirty two years old, and
35:33
particularly in nineteen ninety one, that went a
35:35
long way. I
35:37
was not particularly happy at KCBS
35:39
Channel two in Los Angeles because the station was
35:42
a graveyard. It had been in last
35:44
place in the ratings since about nineteen
35:47
oh seventy five or so, and would
35:49
be well into the late nineties
35:51
if I remember correctly. They had
35:53
hundreds, perhaps of broadcasters,
35:56
all of whom succeeded elsewhere, who
35:58
did not succeed there. If
36:01
you remember the morning newsreader
36:03
on the Today Show and Curry, she was
36:06
with me at KCBS, all kinds
36:08
of anchors. Jim Forbes behind
36:10
the music. Jim Forbes was a reporter
36:12
for US, the guy from whichever
36:15
one of those tabloid shows. Harvey
36:17
Levin, he was one of our reporters. It was a great
36:20
staff and lousy management. I
36:22
wanted to get out of there anyway, but there didn't seem
36:24
to be the right job anywhere. I wanted to work
36:26
in my hometown of New York, and I thought
36:29
Kaminsky could help me there, or at
36:31
least I wanted Kaminsky to talk
36:33
the management of Channel two in LA into
36:36
picking up my option for the
36:38
rest of my contract. I'd been there for three
36:40
years in about three months, and I had
36:43
two years to go, and it was their option,
36:45
and it was another half a million dollars
36:47
a year. And even then I realized that being
36:49
paid half a million dollars a year to do
36:52
like three sports casts a day and maybe
36:54
an hour over the weekend was pretty
36:56
damn good money for not a lot
36:58
of work. So Kaminsky's
37:01
job became to try to get me a job in New
37:03
York, or to get me my job
37:05
in LA, to get them to pick up the
37:07
option. I'll spare you what he
37:10
did and did not do in terms
37:12
of getting me the job in New York. Ultimately,
37:14
I suggested something to him, and he said,
37:17
I would never do that. It would reflect badly
37:19
on me, and I was like, what are you
37:21
talking about. I had volunteered to work
37:24
at union scale in
37:26
a new job in New York for a period of time, and if
37:28
the station didn't like me, they could get
37:30
rid of me, or they could pay me competitively.
37:33
That would be just beneath
37:35
my dignity. So
37:38
as the months went on, it became evident
37:40
that there really were only three possibilities
37:43
for my employment for the year nineteen ninety two.
37:45
The possibility of a job in San Diego, which
37:48
would have cost almost as much
37:50
as Los Angeles in terms of cost of living
37:52
and paid about one third something like
37:54
that, or staying
37:57
at Channel two in Los Angeles, or
37:59
going to ESPN, which
38:01
I didn't really want to do because I was living
38:04
in Beverly Hills and there was no
38:06
humidity and no winter. And
38:09
guess what. ESPN was
38:12
not anywhere near Beverly
38:14
Hills, and it didn't pay that well.
38:16
It only paid about thirty five or forty
38:18
percent of what the job in Los Angeles paid
38:21
in any event, So now Kaminski worked on
38:23
getting me to retain my job
38:26
somehow, some redirection
38:28
or promise or to make the shows more
38:31
appealing to eighty year old women
38:34
who watched Channel two in Los Angeles at
38:36
four o'clock in the afternoon and then our newscast
38:38
at five, or whatever it is they had in mind.
38:42
One day he told me that his partner
38:44
at Athletes and con Artists, a man
38:46
named Lou Oppenheim, was going
38:49
to be in Los Angeles when he normally
38:51
was in New York, and was going to meet with
38:53
the general manager and the news director of
38:55
KCBS to find out and
38:58
to convince them about my option.
39:00
That he would come out of that meeting and be able to tell
39:02
me whether or not I was going to
39:04
stay there and not have to sell
39:06
my condo and take a significant salary
39:09
loss and possibly not have to move
39:12
to Bristol, Connecticut. The
39:14
day came, I saw Oppenheim on
39:16
the way in. I greeted him at the door. I
39:18
walked him down the hallway and I said, make
39:20
sure you stop by before you leave. And
39:24
as the hours went on, I saw
39:26
the general manager of the television station
39:28
in the hallway somewhere, meaning the meaning had
39:30
been concluded. And then as
39:33
I was walking to my office there I saw in
39:35
the distance coming down the hallway. Who
39:37
else but Lou Oppenheim, And
39:39
I said, Lou, what happened? And
39:40
he began to run
39:43
towards me and passed me. I
39:45
can't talk right now. I'm late for the airport.
39:47
I said, what do you mean? I just need to know. Am
39:49
I give me a head start on putting my house
39:52
up on the market. Am I staying or going? I
39:54
can't go. I can't talk to you now. I have to go back
39:56
to and he was gone. He
39:58
had the answer. He had been
40:00
told by the general manager whether my
40:02
contract option was going to be picked up or
40:05
not, and he wouldn't
40:07
tell me now. I later found
40:09
out that he wouldn't tell me because this was on the instructions
40:12
of his partner, Kominski. Kaminsky is
40:14
now dead, so he can't really defend himself
40:16
in this story. But when he was alive, he
40:18
couldn't defend himself either, because he was
40:20
a schmuck. What Art
40:23
Kaminsky was doing was keeping this information
40:25
to himself, namely that my option
40:27
was not being picked up at KCBS in Los
40:29
Angeles, and thus there was a number one
40:32
sportscasting job open in Los
40:34
Angeles. And he saw
40:36
this now as one thing and
40:38
one thing only, not representing
40:40
me and my next job or letting
40:42
me know about what was now going to be
40:45
my soon to be ex job. He
40:48
saw this as an opportunity for him Art
40:50
Kaminsky, to put another one
40:52
of his clients in my job
40:54
while I still had it, and he
40:56
was still arguing theoretically
40:58
for me to stay there, and we're talking
41:01
about, I believe maybe September
41:03
or October of nineteen ninety
41:05
one, and I still had a contract through January
41:08
first of nineteen ninety two. I was
41:10
going to be a lame duck and did
41:12
not even know it. One
41:14
day, during the Baseball Playoffs,
41:17
which were on CBS at the time, I
41:19
was in the news director's office, it
41:22
was given to us as the viewing room
41:24
for the pre and postgame shows that
41:26
we were producing four Channel two in Los
41:28
Angeles for the Baseball playoffs in the World Series.
41:31
Unlike most sporting events in
41:34
Los Angeles, the problem with TV
41:36
broadcasts of the NFL or
41:39
Major League Baseball, NBA, NHL anything
41:41
at all. The games don't end too
41:44
late. In Los Angeles and the rest of
41:46
the West Coast. They end too early. A
41:48
World Series game that does not shut down
41:51
till eleven thirty or midnight. Eastern
41:53
time is over at nine o'clock. That's
41:56
two hours to kill until you can go to the eleven
41:58
o'clock news. So we would fill it
42:00
with a postgame show, a locally produced
42:02
postgame show with me and
42:05
a then active baseball player. We had
42:08
Wally Joyner from the California Angels, my
42:10
longtime friend. He did it one year. Danny
42:12
Tartable who had been with the Kansas
42:14
City Royals and the Seattle Mariners. We
42:17
had Rick Dempsey who was then with the
42:19
Los Angeles Dodgers. We had all kinds
42:21
of people, and we did this for all sports. We did
42:23
this for the NFL and the NBA and Major League
42:25
Baseball. And one day, as we're sitting
42:28
there watching the baseball
42:30
playoff games in the news director's
42:33
office with the biggest TV we could find
42:35
to watch this, my partner,
42:38
my analyst for the postgame shows, was
42:40
a guy who was pitching for the Saint Louis Cardinals
42:43
and had aspirations to become a broadcaster
42:45
and became one named Joe McGrain.
42:48
And Joe McGrain suddenly began to
42:50
look around the news director's office
42:52
and I saw his head tilt over at
42:55
about ninety degrees, which
42:57
is a very unusual position to see another
42:59
human being keep his head in. And
43:01
Joe and I had gotten along pretty well
43:03
at that point. I didn't know each other that well, but
43:06
we were friends for a very long time thereafter.
43:08
And Joe was now looking at a series of
43:10
tapes. This is during the commercials
43:13
between innings of the World Series game, and
43:15
he's looking at the tapes, the
43:18
boxes of tapes on the news director's
43:20
desk, and he's looking at them sideways
43:22
because they're labeled vertically
43:25
rather than horizontally. And he says,
43:28
huh, Hanna a Storm.
43:33
And I said, Hannah Storm. There's a tape
43:35
of Hannah Storm on my news
43:37
director's desk. He said, yeah,
43:39
what do you know about her? And I said, she's
43:41
one of Art Komensky's other clients. And
43:44
he said, well, over here, there's that's this Jimmy
43:47
Cephalo And I said,
43:49
Jimmy Cephalo is another one of Art Kaminsky's
43:51
clients. Well, this went on for quite a while.
43:54
It turned out there were about a dozen tapes
43:56
on the news director's desk of other
43:59
Art Kaminsky clients. For my
44:01
job while I was represented
44:03
by Art Comment and
44:07
his partner Lou Oppenheim, had literally
44:10
pushed me aside, so he did not
44:12
have to tell me that my contract was not being
44:14
renewed. Needless to say,
44:17
even though mister Kominsky had been negotiating
44:19
my job with ESPN my
44:21
next job with ESPN, I shortly thereafter
44:24
fired him, but not before I called him up
44:26
and screamed at him, which was the least
44:28
he deserved from me. Other
44:30
people have had exceptional experiences with Art
44:32
Kominsky and made a lot of money thanks to his involvement.
44:35
I was not one of those people. In
44:38
any event, At some point
44:41
Kaminsky said he didn't
44:43
want to talk to me anymore, and the discussion
44:46
of what was going to happen to me at KCBS
44:49
should be handled by the third
44:52
sports agent in his stable of
44:54
agents, Alan Sanders.
44:56
This is nineteen ninety one. In
44:59
nineteen eighty three, eight
45:01
years previously, Alan Sanders had been
45:04
my int at CNN Sports
45:06
in New York. He had just gone into
45:08
the agentine game, and he had,
45:10
in fact, a few weeks previously, actually
45:13
driven me up from my folks house outside
45:15
of New York City up to ESPN
45:18
and Bristol, Connecticut, the first time I'd ever been
45:20
there to have an interview and look around,
45:22
and he drove me back and he was a great
45:25
guy. And I always got along well with Alan, and
45:27
we have crossed paths several times
45:29
since then. I had nothing at
45:32
all bad to say about Alan Sanders.
45:34
On the other hand, I did point
45:36
out that this was really kind
45:38
of rubbing it in that Kaminsky
45:41
here not only did not permit
45:43
his partner lou Oppenheim to tell me the
45:45
truth in real time and actually
45:48
avoid me and push me out of wait,
45:50
don't push me out of the way, just
45:52
say yes or no or
45:55
thumbs up or thumbs down. I gotta go.
45:58
But then on top of that, Kaminsky
46:00
would not talk to me about this subject. He
46:03
said Alan would, And I said, I don't think that's
46:05
appropriate, Arthur, I think you should
46:07
do it, whereupon Arthur Kaminsky
46:09
turned around and holding the phone
46:11
away from his own mouth, shouted, Hey,
46:14
Alan Alderman doesn't
46:16
think you're important enough to
46:19
tell him he's been fired by CBS.
46:23
So when I then finalized
46:26
my deal to go to ESPN,
46:28
and you know what happened there for the year
46:31
nineteen ninety two. I called
46:33
up several people there who were the
46:35
ones who hired me, and I said, listen,
46:37
I'm no longer represented by Art Kaminsky.
46:39
I'm represented again by Gene Sage,
46:41
who was the woman who had represented me before
46:43
I made the mistake of dismissing her and
46:46
hiring Arthur Kaminsky. And
46:49
these people said, oh, thank
46:51
god. Here. I know
46:53
we told you we couldn't pay him more than whatever
46:55
it was, one hundred and ninety thousand dollars.
46:58
I know we told you that, but here's another twenty thousand
47:00
dollars, just because we're all so grateful
47:03
that we don't have to deal with that dick
47:05
Kaminski. And I actually
47:07
said, no, his name is Arthur. So
47:12
I was a little honked off about Komensky.
47:15
And I figured that if anybody ever heard this story,
47:17
his stature as a business
47:19
agent in hockey, which was his other thing,
47:22
or broadcasting, would be diminished
47:24
somewhat. And so I figured we'd
47:26
just let this go and Gene
47:29
Sage would be my agent at ESPN. And
47:31
I, by the way, was not going to pay Arthur
47:33
Kaminsky a dime of my ESPN
47:36
contract. Sure enough, I
47:39
go to work at SportsCenter and in
47:41
fact start earlier than planned. I was supposed
47:43
to take three months off and go to Hawaii. In fact,
47:45
they needed me to go back there and launch the radio
47:47
network early at ESPN, and
47:49
so I did not get my time off,
47:52
and I moved there earlier than planned, and I started
47:54
on Sports Center maybe a week earlier than
47:56
originally planned, which was about the opening day
47:58
of the two thousand, or rather the nineteen
48:00
hundred and ninety two. It's a long
48:03
time ago base all season,
48:05
so I started a little early. And as
48:08
I'm sitting there writing my first script
48:10
and going, well, it's
48:12
not the first place I'd choose to live. But as
48:15
Lampley himself once said, look at it this way,
48:18
you will be married to your audience.
48:20
There's very little you can do to screw it up.
48:23
I thought it was an interesting analogy, but anyway,
48:25
we'll let that one pass. As
48:28
I was doing that, there was a call
48:30
from the front desk saying that there
48:32
was somebody downstairs to see
48:34
me. Well, I was
48:37
naive enough to go downstairs to see who it
48:39
was, and a man I'd never met
48:42
stood there at the main desk
48:44
at ESPN and
48:46
said, are you Keith Olderman, and I said
48:48
yes, and he said you've
48:50
been served, and he handed me a
48:53
lawsuit from Arthur Kaminski seeking
48:56
the something like ten
48:59
thousand dollars that I would have owed him
49:01
if he had actually been my agent at ESPN.
49:05
That was Lou
49:08
Oppenheim's partner. I
49:10
am led to believe Lou was forced
49:13
to do everything he did. Nevertheless,
49:16
I did just want to put this one on the record
49:19
because as I told the story to the person
49:21
who asked about Lou Oppenheim, they
49:23
went into hysterics at every
49:26
little stage of this story. So
49:29
there it is. The Lou Oppenheim.
49:31
I can't tell you the truth because my boss,
49:34
Arthur Kaminsky told me not to story.
49:38
If you're looking for an agent in
49:40
the field of sports broadcasting, I
49:43
can only give you this advice. I
49:45
have no advice whatsoever.
50:02
I've done all the damage I can do here. Thank you for
50:04
listening. Countdown musical directors Brian
50:06
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50:08
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50:10
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50:13
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50:17
including some of the Beethoven compositions, were arranged
50:20
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50:23
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50:26
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50:30
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satirical and fifty musical comments are by
50:35
Nancy Faust, the best baseball stadium
50:37
organist ever. Our announcer today
50:39
was my friend Larry David, and everything else was pretty
50:42
much my fault. So that's countdown for
50:44
this the one hundred and ninety seventh
50:46
day until the twenty twenty four
50:48
presidential election, and the two
50:51
hundred and fourth day since Diaper
50:53
j Trump's first attempted coup against
50:55
the democratically elected government of the United States.
50:58
Use the fourteenth Amendment and the not regularly
51:00
given elector objection option. Use
51:03
the Insurrection Act, You use the justice
51:05
system, use the mental health system,
51:08
use the recyclable diaper system
51:10
to stop him from doing it again
51:12
while we still can.
51:16
The next scheduled countdown is tomorrow. Bulletins
51:18
as the news warrants till then, I'm Keith Oulreman.
51:20
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51:24
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