In what could be the final installment of Cousinocracy (in it’s current format) the cousins tackle the last of humanities problems;How to make an unbeatable argument from an unwinnable positionWhether to lose your legs or become fused to y

Ep 42 – Nappy Bombing the Neighbours

May 2nd, 2017

Finding a way to turn your poop machine baby into a weapon of mass disruption is what we do best here at Cousinocracy. And we use this tactic to help out a regular old dude sort out his slightly louder than necessary neighbors.This week we als

Ep 41 – Swinging into the Kitchen

Apr 24th, 2017

Are Aussies less polite in general? Are Swingers parties life or death situations? Can Tony somehow find three linking puns for all of our issues to solve this week? – Probably No (to all) but listen anyway, it is really fun I swear.And hey, w

Ep 40 – Deadly Merging Washing Machines

Apr 20th, 2017

What happens when you cross routine commutes and livestock? Only one way to find out – listen to Episode 40 of Cousinocracy!This week we tackle some tough challenges including – but not limited to- purchasing whiteware and driving on the motor

Ep 39 – Michael Bolton’s New Job

Apr 11th, 2017

Sober, rested, and ready for more advice. The cousins are back and this week we are helping people settle into their new jobs, help lovely sounding first time tourists and attempting to deal with those damn dirty Cinema Texters.Fun Fact, Bulls

Ep 38 – Drunken Secret Sauce

Apr 4th, 2017

So your two favourite cousins head out of town to another cousins wedding, what do you do? Get drunk and record an episode that’s what!With three incredible bits of advice, including songwriting (Tony sings a shocker,) getting your clothes bac

Ep 37 – Secret Sauce

Mar 27th, 2017

Ever wondered how bad Bernard & Tony were when they first started Cousinocracy all those weeks back?Wonder no more.This week, due to shifting geographic existences (travel) we have been unable to record a show, what we do have is the trial ru

Ep 36 – Hungover Canadian Cats

Mar 19th, 2017

Ever wanted an excuse to start an international incident? Ever found yourself in a compromising position while trying to locate your lost cat? Ever wondered just how many people in the world are drunk at this very moment? Then this is the podc

Ep 35 – Stale Honesty

Mar 13th, 2017

High intensity mediocrity from the boys this week as Bernard tackles some interesting issues and Tony tackles his desire for sleep (no he is not on sedatives this week, he is just sleepy.)Advice was dished in between all the mindless drivel, i

Ep 34 – Bernard, Interrupted

Feb 26th, 2017

Ever asked yourself the question, Is Bernard slightly possessed by a slightly ticked off demon? Well today you may get the answer you seek on this ever present question.Also we help tackle the burning issues of when to contact after a date,

Ep 33 – This is the 11:30 train to ‘Advice’ via ‘Dick Jokes’

Feb 12th, 2017

Every thought about travelling to Amsterdam alone? Worried about leaving your former flatmates with a serial killer? Ever curious about what it would be like to be a human urinal? Well this is the show for you!This week we tackle many an issue

Ep 32 – The Rural Brewer presents ‘Cousinocracy with special guest Simon Jonas’

Feb 6th, 2017

It’s the moment at least three people have been waiting for – the infamous Jonas make his maiden appearance on Cousinocracy.Jonas helps us out with some flirting advice, we also dish out some noisy neighbour advice, and we even manage to help

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