Trigger warning - this episode gets gross. This is our last episode of Season 2 and we’re going out with a bang (and an almost barf — sorry, Carey)! We’re coming full circle with our final subway series discussion - a long list of complaints ab

22: Best Friend Slut

May 4th, 2017 44m 25s

3 best friends arguing about best friends??? Meta. We take a few diversions to check in on Honey boo boo and Mama June, but we end up exactly where you'd expect: Mike Pence. Kelsey also takes us on a tour of her TV favorites (Pizza show 4 LIFE)

21: Buddy and Wuzz

Mar 27th, 2017 42m 9s

Buckle up and put on a poncho: Carey's about to throw a free cup of coffee in your face. As they make their way through the Starbucks drive-through and a nest of coaxial cables, the gals pay it forward — all the way to the moon. Accompanied by

20: Jared with a G

Mar 10th, 2017 44m 9s

This episode is dedicated to fuckboys. Myths? Legends? Or a terrifying reality? We undertake a VERY serious exercise to determine if we know what a fuckboy is without actually knowing what a fuckboy is - are we successful? You tell us — and pla

19: Do Cats Queef?

Jan 23rd, 2017 45m 49s

We’re happy to be back with our first pod of 2017! We’ve got double advice this episode when Jane tells everyone to stop talking about the weather and Kelsey tells celebrities who write fitness books to leave our bodies alone. We hear some weir

18: Corn Syrup and Pig's Blood

Dec 26th, 2016 41m 38s

Let's get *into* it. And by "it" we mean the tampon tax — Why? What? No. Carey reveals herself to be a diva, Kels and Jane struggle to understand Dutch diapers, and we flash back to our first secret pod recording as we wish Kirk Douglas, friend

17: I Ate a Bagel Today #Tcot

Dec 12th, 2016 51m 48s

Our first episode in Trump's America. Hoo boy. First (of course), we wonder how Gwyneth is coping. Then we give advice to our past selves, and try and figure out where it all went wrong. Finally, to lighten the mood, Kelsey shares her happy pla

16: Sister Wives At Trader Joes

Oct 28th, 2016 40m 59s

We're all over the map this week, like a self-driving car gone haywire. We continue our subway series, as Kelsey tells wannabe public transit Picassos exactly where to stick their sketchpads. We also crown the past few Advice Queens. There's pa

15: It's Always Good to Be a Little Bit Scared of Your Friends

Oct 3rd, 2016 39m 11s

It’s another early morning pod and Jane reveals a deep, dark secret that may change our relationship forever! After we all recover from the confession, we turn our attention to celebrity apologies, and we’ve got a lot of advice to give. Isolati

14: Fly Free, Strange Bird

Sep 19th, 2016 38m 35s

The gals follow Jane's advice and take the psychopath test - tune in for the exciting results! Someone among us is a psychopath(!) and we get a real glimpse into her mind when we get into our advice topic this week: a controversial Jim Carrey c

13: A Rare Sober Pod

Aug 15th, 2016 44m 50s

It’s early morning during this week’s recording so we have a rare sober pod where we give out a wide range of advice to people who play their music (or sing!) in public. Carey also tells us about a body-positive burlesque show and we hear the h

12: Cream Cheese All Over His F#%!ing Beak

Jul 26th, 2016 39m 59s

DNAY is back for Season 2! We’re shaking off the cobwebs and getting back into the advice game with a new format and an all new advice topic: body contouring. Why? How? For what purpose? We also revisit the chanting experiment to hear Jane’s re

Bonus Mini-Ep: I'm in a Spiritual Black Hole

Jun 19th, 2016 31m 31s

We out-Gooped Gwyneth and put her chanting claims to the test. Science! Facts! Are chanted-over lotions *really* full of skin-enhancing good vibes? Can Jane and Carey guess which sample Kelsey infused with peace, love, and understanding? Is a b

11: Don't Call It A BURGER

May 4th, 2016 49m 15s

Before we take a short break, we have our first international pod! Jane wants everyone to make America great again (but not in the Donald way), Kelsey wants everyone to stick up for themselves by way of couponing, and Carey makes us wonder abou

10: Om In Your Home

Apr 25th, 2016 58m 26s

We’re back at it this week! Jane advises everyone to om in your home, Carey asks men to step out in drag to walk in our shoes, and Kelsey wants to know what's up with Phil! We also nail down the specifics of the chanting experiment scientific m

9: A Real Jerk Bear

Apr 4th, 2016 53m

This week we ask the NCAA to focus on the happy, debate Jane’s aggressive Facebook unfriending regimen, and give advice to sensitive national treasure, John Goodman. We also plan for a chanting experiment, imagine what our metaphoric Facebook s

8: What A Waste Of Beer

Mar 21st, 2016 56m 16s

This week on the pod we give out advice to whole foods customers, ask men to get a normal manicure, and bow to the altar of Chrissy Teigen. We also answer a listener question, Carey shares a horror story about long nails, and Jane recounts Mart

7: This Is Sounding So Much Like North Korea

Mar 14th, 2016 44m 10s

We have a pod of bold strokes this week when we imagine a dystopia where we only wear uniforms, never go online, and never celebrate any holidays. We also discover that our lives are maybe just an episode of “Friends”, go down a Yul Brynner rab

6: Monkey Juju Inside Of You

Mar 7th, 2016 43m 12s

This week we get fed up with the CDC, tell Gwyneth to get a grip, and Carey makes a psychological diagnosis of dog cloners. Fake Laura returns to the pod, we hear a tale of monkey bones, and we also have our first guest - Barbie!

5: Puppet Controversy Is Very Hot Right Now

Feb 29th, 2016 56m 25s

The pod is full of rage this week when Jane goes after puppets (and admits that she thinks about muppet sex), Kelsey tells everyone to leave her alone when she’s PMSing, and Carey just wants to curse. We also have a controversial happy place an

4: Wasn't a Smart Idea for This Grandma

Feb 15th, 2016 1h 4m

It's our first pod of 2016 and we discuss our New Year’s non-resolutions. We also tackle spoiler-phobes, how to act when you’re flying next to a kid, and what to do when you win the lotto (spoiler alert…it’s disturbingly similar to a murder plo

3: We Need To Call The Feminist Hotline

Feb 8th, 2016 52m 40s

We have an angry pod this week! The gals give out advice on ugly Christmas sweaters, parents who name their kids after Instagram filters, and we put out a call to Goldie Hawn to get back into movies. We also take a look back at old loves, quest

2: You Guys Know That I Love Farts

Feb 3rd, 2016 44m 54s

This week’s advice goes out to farters, frecklers, and scammers. We imagine a flatulence fight, discuss the GVA, and give some deep thoughts on vajazzling. We also wonder about the ins and outs of internet gifting schemes and listen to a story

1: The Awkward Quesadilla

Feb 1st, 2016 45m 43s

Our first show! This week we learn about Carey’s addiction to essential oils, wonder what Pablo Escobar’s cologne would have smelled like, debate the real or imagined dangers of public toilets, and brainstorm a celebrity cooking competition. In

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