Howdy, folks. I’m an old bastard on death’s door, here to tell you the gosh-damned truth about this horrid town, Christ The King. So who the hell cares? Go on and ignore me, friend - but when this bad stuff happens to you, you’re gonna wish you’d listened to ol’ Willard before the government cancer got him.

Every month we post a new nightmare for ya, and I swear on the Sinners' Bible, every last one is 100% true. I wish they weren’t