In which an insane scientist brings us back from the dead so we can interview a cloistered hillbilly and a witch, and we finish the series of stories of a man named Fuck.These descriptions just get weirder and weirder.

DPST Update 2

Apr 2nd, 2015 1m 24s

In which we update you for the second time

DPST+7 - The Alien Quadrilogy

Mar 5th, 2015 1h 5m

In which most of the four Alien films don't suck as much as they're supposed to. MOST of them.

Episode 16 - 'Johnny Carson Is Just The Worst'

Mar 2nd, 2015 58m 20s

In which we waste our time with another crappy guest that doesn't know how to do her job - entertainment reporter Dong Smith, we regret reading some fan letters, and psychic medium Expecto the Magnificent helps us commune with the dead.

DPST+6 - The Dumb and Dumber 'Trilogy'

Feb 23rd, 2015 1h 6m

In which Matt and Nyssa, for some stupid reason, slog through Dumb and Dumber To, Dumb and Dumberer, and the inferior unrated edition of the otherwise-classic Dumb and Dumber.

DPST+5 - The Expendables 3

Feb 21st, 2015 1h

In which Matt and Nyssa talk about Sly Stallone's latest piece of shit paid vacation, The Expendables 3.

Episode 15 - 'Goddamn S-Bend'

Feb 14th, 2015 1h 2m

In which Matt and Nyssa begin with a bad judgement call and things get worse from there as they talk to PR-hack Mary Sherry, indulge another twisted Story Time, and interview someone who is not Kenny G.

Happy Australia Day

Jan 27th, 2015 37s

Where the big issues take a back seat to small talk!

Episode 14 - 'BOATS!'

Jan 24th, 2015 1h 1m

In which we interview aspiring young celebrity Marine...Maureen...something, we return to Nostalgia Killer and have a look at the Disney film 'Mulan', and we hear some poetry and other such ramblings from an Australian bush poet only known as D

DPST+4 - The Babadook

Jan 11th, 2015 42m 55s

We have a chat about the latest, greatest...well, at least the latest thing to come out of South Australia - creepy boogeyman/psychological thriller, The Babadook.

Episode 13 - 'Not Season 3, Episode 1'

Dec 25th, 2014 1h 2m

In which it's CHRISTMAS! We interview Mrs Claus, Matt speaks to a bunch of uppity ghosts trying to tell him what to do, and Nyssa interviews Krampus, the Christmas Asshole.

Episode 12 - 'Celia Chisholm: Trout Wife'

Dec 11th, 2014 1h 3m

In which we receive shocking news, we look back on the eventful Season 2, we interview Matt and Nyssa from Episode 1 and we interview Nyssa's favourite returning guest.

Episode 11 - 'Schindler's List Is Trash'

Nov 20th, 2014 55m 26s

In which we interview 5 famous British Davids, resolve some hypothetical situations, and interview amateur film reviewer Gladys Vance.

DPST UK Update

Oct 23rd, 2014

In which we tell you what the eff we've been doing in the last month and when the next episode is going to be out!

DPST+3 - The Room / The Disaster Artist

Sep 20th, 2014 1h 9m

In which Matt and Nyssa discuss the 'greatest bad movie ever made' - The Room - and the book written by principle cast member Greg Sestero chronicling the production of The Room, his past as an actor, and his friendship with the bizarre man beh

Episode 10 - Season 1 Finale

Sep 16th, 2014 1h 13m

In which MattBot 5000 and Nyssatron are joined by meat-sack Carl Gregory for story-time, the disastrous return of Jennifer Love Reptile, and interviews with corpse-stylist Cadmium Thurman, and little twerps Scott and Taylor. 'Bradley Pooper' wr

Episode 9 - 'Extra Special Friday Edition'

Sep 12th, 2014 53m

In which MattBot 5000 and Nyssatron tell a story of Slap, the not-gay boy, take callers for advice columnist Deanna del Pescado, and chat with German experimental film-maker Gress Scheßschterfescht.

Episode 8 - 'Robot Awareness Month'

Sep 2nd, 2014 52m 23s

In which MattBot 5000 and Nyssatron celebrate Robot Awareness Month by interviewing a representative of the Royal Robot Council of Australia, Fuckbot, the figurehead of the Royal Commission for Recommissioned Royal Robots, Queen Elizabeth II, a

Episode 7 - 'Seed House'

Aug 26th, 2014 53m 22s

In which friends of the podcast - Pat and Melissa - fill in for Matt and Nyssa, who have mysteriously disappeared in the wake of their alleged charity fraud. They conduct a special investigation into the developing situation with reporter Bindi

Episode 6 - 'Mumps, Measles, Hepatitis C-sles'

Aug 19th, 2014 38m 36s

In which we rerun an old episode from the 20's featuring the glamorous Miriam Snipes and the lecherous Baron Munchausen-By-Proxy, a Nostalgia Killer review of George Melies' 'A Trip To The Moon', and eager young inventor Samuel Swift and his el

DPST+2 - Bubba Ho-Tep / John Dies At The End

Aug 15th, 2014 41m 53s

In which we discuss two fantastic and bizarre films from Phantasm and Beastmaster director Don Coscarelli - 'Bubba Ho-Tep', and 'John Dies At The End'.

Episode 5 - The Dinner Party Small Talk S.O.S 'Save Our Show' Fundraiser Telethon and Variety Hour Podcast

Aug 13th, 2014 1h 6m

A special hour-long episode in which we try to raise enough money to save the show from imminent financial ruin, featuring interviews with local superhero Captain Lung and spiritual advisor Phineas Fillet, a deep analysis of some cheap snacks,

DPST+1 - Escape from New York / Escape from LA

Aug 8th, 2014 51m 32s

In which we discuss the merits and faults of Escape From New York, and its bizarre sequel - Escape From LA.

Episode 4 - 'Hey Obama, That's My Heroin'

Aug 6th, 2014 47m 54s

In which we kick Matt off the show, feature Space Jam and Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure on Nostalgia Killer, finish Kanye West's original fiction, and interview energetic rapper and star of the reality show 'BJ's Love Pit', Beef Jerky.

Episode 3 - 'Party of Five'

Aug 5th, 2014 43m 42s

In which we talk to Jennifer Love Hewitt's mother regarding her daughter's recent reptilian revelation, we learn about the latest innovation in home security - the SCRAM Home Protection Cannon, we read a short story submitted to us by Kanye Wes