Brother is back! In today's episode, we talk about Caroline's new luxurious LA lifestyle. We also talk about past memories like how our childhood home got broken into but we didn't notice for 3 days (I thought my brother borrowed all my money).

I Was Too Fat to Work at Brandie Melville

Jul 20th, 2020 59m 39s

TikTok superstar Dawn Morante joins Caroline on this weeks podcast episode. Caroline forces Dawn to take an ugly test before she can give beauty advice to our listeners. Dawn and Caroline also talk about being roomies and members the TikTok Man

Who Let Shane Dawson Be A Beauty Guru???

Jun 30th, 2020 45m 22s

In this week's episode, we talk about our confusion surrounding Shane Dawson's influence on the YouTube beauty community. Like who let a 31 year old that looks like he doesn't shower sell a million average looking eyeshadow palettes?? We also g

I Was On Jeffree Star's Payroll

Jun 22nd, 2020 47m 55s

In this week's episode, we discuss Jeffree Star's newest scandal (c'mon Jeffree, you're 34, get your life together!) and how Caroline was on his payroll. We also give the presidential candidates beauty advice that could get them elected. This a

My Mom Exposes my Juiciest Childhood Secrets

Jun 15th, 2020 46m 55s

In this week's episode, Caroline bribes her mom into being a special guest by telling her that they would go on a shopping spree (she lied). Reluctantly, Caroline's mom gets candid about Caroline's lavish upbringing as well as the time she was

Protesting Is Not An Aesthetic

Jun 8th, 2020 46m 32s

In this week's episode, we roast influencers who use the BLM protests as backgrounds for their Instagram photos. We also help a struggling orphan to reconnect with his long lost mother.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adcho

Madison Beer is Pretty, Get Over It.

Jun 1st, 2020 54m 56s

In this week's episode, we talk about how plastic surgery is the answer to climate change because surgeons are reusing plastic water bottles and injecting them into the face. We also give a listener advice on how to become rich by virtually doi

Jeffree Star's New Palette Sucks

May 25th, 2020 45m 59s

In this week's episode, we talk about Jeffree Starr's controversial eyeshadow palette that is made of human cremations. We also discuss Caroline's celebrity connections and give advice to a listener that wants to get into Caroline's A list circ

Cancel Culture Has Gone too Far

May 18th, 2020 41m 34s

In this week's episode, we talk about mean girl Ellen DeGenerous and cancel culture. We also talk about Caroline's inability to handle college and come to the realization that she will not be able to graduate.FunctionofBeauty.com/dontbeugly to

Why Influencers Shouldn't Drop Out of School

May 11th, 2020 51m 50s

In this week's episode, we about the reality of college and why influencers should stay in school.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I Get Paid More Because I'm Beautiful

May 4th, 2020 58m 6s

In this week's episode, we give an ex-convict beauty advice that will change her life and land her a job.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Your Favorite Influencers are Poor

Apr 27th, 2020 53m 48s

In this week's episode we discuss how most of your favorite influencers are poor. No, we're not talking about us.FunctionofBeauty.com/dontbeugly to take your four part hair profile quiz and save 20% on your first order.For 50% off your first

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Don't Be Ugly Trailer

Apr 21st, 2020 3m 11s

Every Monday, Me and my co-host Philip are going to teach you how to Not Be Ugly from the back of our dads minivan. Some of us have beauty, others have brains. I have both. This is why I am offering advice free of charge.Learn more about your

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