0:00

Uh, nothing

0:24

crazy about that. What did you say the whisper thing

0:26

is called Asr. A.

0:29

S. M. I don't know. It's something

0:33

great.

0:36

Yeah. That's

0:39

so ASR man. That's gotta

0:41

go, it's gotta go from that

0:43

straight into dubstep. Everybody.

0:47

It's, it's d and um, I'm

0:49

here with the Jethro. Hi. I

0:52

did it adduction this time. Come here. We

0:54

did it right in the hatch.

0:57

Good off of my lawn. Tm

1:00

Kids. Uh,

1:09

weird. Do we go, there

1:11

we go. Now go

1:16

away to go down. Well, the only way

1:19

to go from years down. Well

1:21

my brain had a disconnect and go

1:24

on down. Yeah. You want to put me on that parents

1:27

already? Yeah, going down. Haven't

1:30

even started yet. And you're already here already in my mind.

1:32

In places, right in the gutter. Punk

1:36

hole of the Internet brought to you by June.

1:40

Uh, so, so

1:43

hunch. You had mentioned something earlier

1:45

today about

1:46

barbershops. Ah, yes,

1:50

yes, yes. So,

1:52

uh, I'm a middle aged

1:54

fat balding man who

1:57

enjoys a good haircut every now and again. I've got like seven

2:00

left.

2:02

Like just in your lifetime. Where are you and

2:08

Harris? Seven Harrison. And so,

2:11

so what, what I like to do is

2:13

I like to get my haircut and I don't

2:15

like to know that I'm going to get my hair cut.

2:17

Like if it's 10:00 AM I don't know that I'm

2:19

going to get my hair cut at 11 I have no idea.

2:22

So what I like to do is go to

2:24

a barber shop, like a real man,

2:26

walk in, swear, throw

2:29

money, maybe drink a beer at the guy,

2:31

like just whatever. I got to just, and then

2:34

you drink a beer with your barber. Who'd

2:36

done that before he shaved your head? Or is the

2:40

dude look at, look at my haircut. Seriously.

2:42

Doesn't matter how hot was the foam? Well

2:45

that's, that's the thing. So we're this,

2:47

this world is in

2:49

a severe shortage for real

2:52

barbershops. They're gone. Absolutely

2:55

gone. They just did car tents. They're all stylists

2:58

now yet, right. I walk

3:00

in, I walk into this place at a famous

3:02

college, right. Or you know, not far from here. And

3:05

I thought that it would be a real barbershop because

3:07

it said barber shop and

3:09

the pole was, you know how the polls spins

3:11

on the outside, right. When blood sweat. My

3:13

wife didn't know, by the way, my wife didn't know

3:16

that. When the poll is spinning that means

3:18

they're open for business. Yeah, well apparently

3:21

anymore they just have a poll because they feel

3:23

like they're supposed to because they only

3:25

do appointments. There's

3:27

no more, there's no walk. So

3:30

I go into this place and I'm like, I sit down,

3:33

you know, I'm like, well you tell them they're

3:35

spending and we'll the the guy, the

3:37

guy says to me, he's like, can I help you sir? And I'm like,

3:39

nice haircut and he's like, you

3:42

have an appointment? I said, no,

3:44

the polls spinning. And he's

3:46

like, yeah, spends

3:49

every day. It's like never turned it off. And

3:52

I'm like, um,

3:55

pre appointment only is that? That's the

3:57

way this works. Now novelty,

3:59

you don't even know what that means. Yeah. Like he has no idea.

4:02

He's the barber and you just

4:04

know. She said, oh, I didn't realize you guys don't cut hair

4:06

here. Right. Cause every day

4:09

electric bill, you know what else spends every day

4:14

like dummy, so

4:17

ridiculous. Like I just want a haircut and

4:19

it doesn't matter where you go. Every city in America

4:22

is overrun like you need. Like I have

4:24

to have an appointment to cut a man bun.

4:28

I walk in and it's a bunch of dudes with like perfectly

4:30

manicured beards and man buns. And I look

4:33

around and I go, hmm, no, I don't want to be

4:35

here. I'm not that guy. I

4:37

want him to said, Oh, you only cut women's hair, dude,

4:41

I want, I want, uh, I want a barbershop

4:44

where like you walk in and there's like a

4:46

drunk guy in the corner and there's like two

4:48

black dudes playing checkers and

4:50

like people swearing at each other. You want to add like

4:53

you, you want the, like the guys from like

4:55

that movie coming to America. Exactly.

4:57

Exactly. That place. That's what

4:59

I want from the movie. That barbershop for

5:02

for a while there I was going into the ghettos

5:04

and stuff to go get my hair cut because I

5:06

was like, well, that's where these real barbershops

5:09

are located at now, so why not true American

5:11

experience and you know like get

5:14

out of your car, get know your keys stolen,

5:16

get your wallets, don't like, that's what I want.

5:22

I want to not be able to pay for this trip.

5:25

Yeah. Yeah. I want to get chased out of the place

5:27

with like scissors and so you know that

5:30

kind of, you don't want them to not, you don't want them to

5:32

be like, yes, we take bitcoin. Right, right. Exactly.

5:34

Exactly. Oh Bro did. Would you like

5:37

a Macchiato? Will you sit and wait? No,

5:39

I do not. I do not. I want a Budweiser

5:41

is what I want. I want the worst beer possible.

5:44

You have a, do you have a 40 and Mickey's back? Oh

5:47

you do. Can you do you serve that

5:49

warm? Yeah. I'll

5:52

have your finest mad dog. 2020

5:56

do you have the grape ape? That's

6:01

what's going on in it. And it's been happening to me for

6:03

like a year. I cannot find a good barber

6:05

anywhere around here who I can just walk in

6:08

and they'll swear at me like they do everyone

6:10

else. It doesn't happen. So did you find why? No,

6:13

I know I had to buy shares.

6:15

My wife cuts my hair now. I, there's

6:18

one guy, there's one guy here in town and

6:20

he's a real bad ass and I absolutely love,

6:22

it's called the friend or barber shop. It's done

6:24

in a friend or arrogance but, but

6:27

there, there are legit barbershop, like you can

6:29

walk in and dude's name is Joel. You walk in

6:31

and he's like, Hey, what

6:33

are you doing? You know, like that's, that's how they do

6:35

it. And you're going to have to edit that out. Thank

6:38

you. Appreciate that. But, but that's,

6:40

that's a real barber shop and those things don't

6:42

exist. Like if, if I walk

6:44

in and you're like some like 20 year old kid

6:46

with a straight razor hanging on the wall

6:49

because you think it's some artifact that your

6:51

ancestors used to use, then I don't want

6:53

my hair cut and in place if you're

6:55

just straight razors made my Cutco and he's

6:58

salesman. Exactly

7:00

like I do. I walk into

7:02

Joel's place and he's got like the straight razor and it's

7:04

got like chunks missing out of it and he's like, he's

7:06

legit. He knows what he's doing. So it's like

7:08

I got that and World War II. Yeah, exactly.

7:11

Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. This is

7:13

a leather strap. Yeah. So, so if

7:15

you're out there and you have a real barber shop and you

7:17

want to cut my hair, I will let her be your money.

7:19

I'm not looking for anything. I'm just looking for a bad

7:22

ass barbershop. Now, not

7:24

to interrupt the end of your story,

7:26

but you said that you don't

7:28

want to know that

7:31

you're going to get a haircut that day. Right?

7:33

Right. Well because I'm, I'm every

7:35

man, right? I'm, I'm a real man. Aye.

7:38

Decisions made me

7:40

come up with a business idea though. Ooh.

7:42

So this is a bonus business idea. I was

7:44

already going to come up with some, but uh, uh, what

7:48

if we started a business where somebody,

7:50

that way where we're, where

7:52

someone can pay us to give

7:55

their spouse or just someone else a surprise

7:58

haircut. Oh, oh

8:07

my God. It's called cutting ties. Cut,

8:11

cut, cut and run. Run

8:14

like that. Yes.

8:16

Was it you, there's, have you seen

8:19

the youtube video? I think you showed it to me where

8:21

the guys are a would

8:23

be like these hipsters, there'll be sitting out at, you know,

8:25

millennials or whatever. He's sitting out at

8:27

these outdoor cafes and these dudes just run

8:29

up and they cut their [inaudible].

8:30

Oh, it was off. I know about, I

8:33

haven't seen that, but I've seen the one where the guy's

8:35

got bolt cutters and he's running

8:37

around and all the tourists, I have the

8:39

selfie sticks taking selfies. He's running

8:41

up and just snipping their selfie sticks. I

8:47

guide. It

8:48

was you, I think he was using one at

8:50

the, at the, uh, Grand

8:52

Canyon this last week. And he over

8:55

the cliff and died. Oh my God. Yeah,

8:57

so so that my curiosity was, well,

8:59

did he get the photo? He

9:01

did. He did. He get it uploaded or obviously

9:04

he needs a much longer selfie stick from

9:06

where he's at. Oh

9:09

my God. That's insane. Dude's cutting

9:11

selfie sticks with bolt cutters. I

9:13

would die. A matter of fact, if I was using

9:16

a selfie stick and somebody came up

9:18

and cut it with a set of bolt cutters, I'd just be like, yeah,

9:20

serves me right. I deserve it. I

9:24

had it. Thank you sir. [inaudible]

9:30

the Americas. I salute

9:32

you. Thank you.

9:36

Thank you sir, for your service.

9:39

You are welcome America. My

9:42

selfie stick. It'd

9:44

be awesome if every time they dude cut one, he's just like,

9:47

you're a wildcard. You're Wilco. This

9:49

was running on the same thing over and shoulder.

9:53

Live life to the fullest, to

9:56

the fullest. Cut and run. Oh

9:59

my God. That's it. That's a great idea.

10:01

You know what? There's people that would, there's people that would give us

10:03

money to go into the salt people for a living or

10:06

we could call it a little off the top. A

10:08

little off. Oh

10:13

my God. Yeah, so that's a deal. Just,

10:16

I just want a barbershop that's a barber

10:18

shop, not a salon. And

10:20

you know, and what else is funny? You know, you can

10:22

walk in and you can, you can go just about anywhere

10:24

and walk in and get a tattoo, but you can't get

10:26

a haircut. Right. Think about

10:29

that. Like how ridiculous is that? My haircut

10:31

is only going to be valid for like two weeks. My

10:33

Tattoo is going to be valid for the next 49

10:35

years. What if Tattoo

10:38

Parlors also gave haircuts? I totally

10:40

do it. As long as they let me walk in and I'm fine

10:42

with it. Look at my hair. It looks like hammered

10:44

dog crap. It'll be fine. Yeah,

10:46

they can just shave it off and then tattoo hair back, huh?

10:49

Yeah, yeah. There you go. Oh, there you go. Perfect.

10:52

Ed Ronco. What's that? The spray. Oh

10:55

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Watch your bald

10:57

spots disappear. Yeah,

11:04

new from cry louder. You know it's nontoxic.

11:06

We don't, you're

11:09

a full head of hair

11:12

straight into your brain tissue from

11:14

here. Prop 65

11:17

path of least resistance to cancer.

11:20

We go right into the brain. These statements have not

11:23

been evaluated by the FDA. Speaking

11:29

of California, the movie capitol of

11:32

the United Wounds. Ooh,

11:40

we're becoming multicultural. Whose

11:44

Dad is

11:47

that? Osi. China. Is that what you're

11:49

saying? Woosah.

11:52

Jethro, I here he got some movie

11:54

TV show ideas. Oh, I do, absolutely.

11:56

I haven't come up with name jet. So documentaries.

11:59

Okay, so the first one I

12:01

figured it could be, it could either be a reality

12:04

TV show or it could be a

12:06

movie. Okay. But we'll take,

12:09

we take homeless people. Okay. And

12:11

then we ship them off to a third world country.

12:13

Yeah, it was that Australia inputs.

12:15

Isn't that what Australia is? A foreign.

12:18

Okay.

12:18

Australia is my country.

12:21

Correct. I don't think they're third world

12:23

though. Hey, stupid saint jeopardy.

12:25

Okay. What is, what is Australia?

12:31

That's the name of it. That's the name of this show.

12:34

No. And then we stuffed their pocket.

12:36

It's full of $1,000. Yeah. And

12:40

what'd you see what they do? But I figured

12:43

what denomination or we can make the movie,

12:45

we could make the movie based on a true story.

12:48

If we convince a homeless

12:50

man to take a one trip ticket

12:52

to anywhere. Oh, oh,

12:56

that's not a bad idea. If I won the power ball,

12:58

I think I would spend money on that. Why make to

13:00

see that happen? But you know, you

13:02

give him 1000 bucks. That's like three days worth

13:04

of booze for a good homeless guy in

13:06

a third world country. Yeah. That's even that you

13:08

can like live for a year at least for a

13:10

year. Yeah. No, he won't eat it

13:12

all. He'll just drink it all away. He'll, he'll

13:15

probably die of a heroin overdose or some fine art

13:18

to narcan man.

13:21

Yeah. But in a third world country, yeah. That's

13:23

called nomadic. And over there it's

13:25

a little different. It's kind of like the same

13:28

thing but different. So what, what should we

13:30

call it? Oh, uh, which,

13:33

so which part though? The

13:38

show, the TV, the TV show, TV

13:41

show. If you're gonna, if you're gonna give a homeless guy a thousand

13:43

dollars shipping over to another country, uh,

13:46

what you should call it is,

13:49

uh, like one way Guatemalan

13:51

lottery. Oh,

13:54

isn't that sex move

13:57

is I

13:59

paid 80 bucks. I paid 80

14:01

box for that and Vegas was a lot of the

14:03

old Guatemalan lottery. That's because it takes

14:06

six avocado halves.

14:08

Right. Well that's, yeah. I mean Avocados are

14:10

expensive, especially in the hot ones. I

14:12

got the listeria outbreaks.

14:14

Nope. That wasn't the highest that was Henry's. Right,

14:16

right. I'm saying now Hamas now Hamas

14:18

is through the roof because of the old Henry's given

14:21

everyone a voice, call it like

14:23

vagabond kingdom or something like

14:26

that. I liked that. Ah,

14:28

man. I'm trying to, I'm trying to think, don't

14:31

do that. 224 we're

14:33

going to have to edit all this crap.

14:35

Can't even, yeah, sorry.

14:38

Those are good segment.

14:41

Oh my God. Yeah. I'll think of something.

14:43

Something, it's going to happen. It's going to be something

14:45

like the Algonquin fire starters, you

14:48

know, something like that. You've heard of the

14:50

outlook and fire. Have I lied to

14:52

you on that? Okay, good. Good. I just want to make sure

14:55

d and for those of you listening

14:57

who don't know what that is, go back in the old episodes.

14:59

You slouch. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

15:03

Just because of that. You got to listen to all of our old episodes

15:05

twice. Okay,

15:07

so the next TV show, because I couldn't

15:09

come up with a one for that. Okay. So the next

15:11

TV show, this one's definitely a TV

15:13

show. Okay. But every episode

15:16

we'll use a different cast and I'll have a different

15:18

story, but every episode

15:20

will always end in a cliffhanger. Okay.

15:23

Ooh. Does the set change

15:25

every episode? Because then I would call it casting

15:27

couches. Ooh. Yes.

15:32

I was thinking of, I'm calling

15:34

it blue balls. The series or I'll,

15:38

or you'll never know. I,

15:40

I, I liked it better when it was called 24

15:43

with Kiefer Sutherland. Oh, okay. Every single

15:45

one. Yeah. We

15:48

can on fire. We for no reason.

15:50

We could film it down south and just call

15:52

it who's related. Oh,

15:56

I'm nice. And then have a night

15:58

cam. You got to have a night can, oh

16:01

yeah. Now you're getting to now. Right now you're getting into my

16:03

air trapped, captain

16:06

stabbing. Not

16:09

like a one night and cabin stabbing. My

16:13

God. Yeah, that, that

16:15

actually, that's, that's a good name for the,

16:17

a good name for the first TV show

16:19

right there. One night in Paris or one

16:22

way. One way. One

16:24

way ticket to paradise. This is

16:27

called a one way ticket. I mean, yeah,

16:29

there we go. It's called get out of here. Yeah,

16:32

yeah. No, get off my

16:34

lawn on

16:37

this episode of what's a home. Anyways, home

16:41

is where the heart is. Home

16:44

is where you make it. That's

16:47

right. You may get homeless

16:50

where we send you home with $1,000 no.

16:54

You know what? Twist, here's a twist to the show.

16:56

Not only is at $1,000 it's actually $1,000

17:00

speaking any speaking

17:02

of twist, it sounds like

17:04

a hunch. They caught a

17:06

man who is a known

17:08

as needy, and I quote, Texas

17:12

butthole tickler. This is

17:14

a real, this is a real person.

17:16

This is an actual story. This isn't some

17:18

bs that I made up cause I did,

17:20

I did the fact checking and I got it right on, right

17:24

on Facebook. So I know it's legit. So

17:27

a, so a friend of mine, she told me, she's like,

17:29

she's sitting, we're sitting in lunch the other day and

17:31

she's looking at me and she's laughing hysterically.

17:34

And I was like, what are you laughing at? Because

17:37

I'm eating and I'm serious when a meeting.

17:39

And so I'm like, what are you laughing at? And she's like, you

17:41

have to read this story. I'm like, I'm not reading any

17:43

story. You just tell me what it is. She goes, this

17:46

guy is known as the Texas butthole

17:48

tickler and I to send me the story right.

17:51

And immediately I need to read this story.

17:54

And uh, so anyway, so, so

17:56

the, the article says that in Texas,

17:58

in, uh, off, uh, where's it was

18:02

in Austin with you at south, by south,

18:05

by southwest. Um, no, and

18:07

so in, in actually it doesn't, it doesn't say,

18:10

um, so in Austin there's a guy

18:12

and he's been breaking into people's houses

18:15

and tickling men's buttholes. That's

18:18

what he does. That's his gig. So

18:20

naturally, what kind of guy do you think would

18:22

do something like that? Like you would think maybe it's like

18:24

a homeless guy or maybe it's like

18:26

a, like a dirty, like vagrant

18:28

kind of guy, you know, sort of deal. Maybe

18:31

it was the like the star from

18:33

one way ticket and got voted

18:37

off. Now just just

18:39

try to picture it. Okay. Somebody breaks into

18:41

my house. I don't want to, I'm not, I don't

18:43

feel like I want some. Sure. If someone tickling

18:46

somebody breaks into the knees house, I think

18:48

he's, you see him over there. He's got his eyes closed. He's

18:50

like licking his lips. I think he's writing

18:52

for this. So d day somebody breaks into

18:54

your house right on the tickle and somebody

18:58

breaks into your house, sneaks into your bedroom,

19:00

takes their pinky finger and

19:03

then swipe lodge the old butt crack. Allegedly

19:07

the pinky finger cause he was going to allege it more than

19:09

that. He's

19:12

like, he's like honey, use the big ones

19:15

on my bed though. Like you were supposed to smoke

19:17

a brisket that's fat side up. So

19:20

my dad and my back to the mall, the

19:23

fat side up means nothing with you and me. That's

19:25

all sides up. This,

19:29

this guy breaks and he takes his finger

19:31

and he swipes it up. Your Butt crack. What

19:33

does he look like? Explain him to me.

19:36

What does he look like? Um,

19:40

a really skinny Mr.

19:42

Bean. Okay. Wrong, wrong.

19:46

And your mystery. Really skinny. Mr

19:48

Beat. How about, how about

19:51

a really rich white guy

19:54

wearing a $4,500 suit? Really?

19:56

That's, you'd never think

19:58

it literally wired

20:01

it. So why would $4,500 suit? I would imagine

20:03

he probably, he's probably, I'm

20:06

sure he enjoys it. He just needs the things

20:09

to get weird cause that's probably the only way he gets off

20:11

now. He probably has enough money to just

20:13

pay be bull does. Is he going to

20:15

jail? That doesn't say

20:17

in the article. I would assume so. But

20:19

uh, but yeah, no, just

20:21

some really, really rich white guy who likes

20:24

to break into houses and tickled bumps in the Texas

20:26

butthole tickler. Yeah. What a neat name. Yeah.

20:29

Like, how would you, that would be

20:31

awful to go to jail and get to know one

20:33

is the guy you're

20:40

the guy. Get he's my, he's

20:42

my cell mate from now on. You

20:45

stay with me. I'm all about

20:47

along. She

20:52

can, that's

20:55

my favorite brand of handbag gait she

20:58

gives. Right?

21:03

Right now there's a guy in San Francisco going, hey,

21:05

that's not a bad deal. And

21:08

then I get to go to jail. Don't

21:13

they poop on the sidewalk and San Francisco and

21:15

do a lot of stuff on the sidewalk. I

21:19

wish that's all they didn't say. Go

21:22

treat right. Don't they

21:24

have an APP for, uh, providing

21:26

poop on the, do they, I think they

21:29

have an APP. It's amazing. It's just the wording

21:31

of a problem like falls out while your call is

21:33

called trots and trolleys. God,

21:41

Oh

21:41

my God. They have a poop on the sidewalk

21:44

that will give us

21:46

a shout and trolleys.

21:49

Oh my God. That's the thing. That's awesome.

21:52

We're number one. He's number two. I'm

21:57

going to find that big bar right

21:59

now is

22:05

go, oh,

22:07

San Francisco poop APP. Poop APP.

22:12

It's on its way. Oh Yeah, SF

22:14

and Poop Emoji. Ooh.

22:18

Yeah. That's so weird.

22:21

That's such a problem that they need an app so

22:24

that you can know what, what street

22:26

corners to avoid. If

22:29

it was that big of a problem, it'd be free. It's 99

22:31

cents. I'll go on my eyes. Yeah.

22:34

It has to be a really big inconvenience. Why

22:37

don't they have like huge homeless problem? Oh

22:40

yeah. It's a number two APP, but it's like number

22:42

three number category. God.

22:50

Oh my God. Leave

22:52

a review and Kara

22:55

of the haunch yet. Oh

22:58

yeah, so that's, yeah. That's

23:01

awesome guys. I don't know if he's going

23:03

to jail or I don't know if he's a local hero

23:05

now we'll do, we'll

23:08

do it update. We'll do a update it

23:10

in the future on that. Maybe we'll

23:12

get him on for an interview. Yeah. Yeah.

23:14

From from excel use that fell

23:17

or tech alum. Buttholes in Texas. Right.

23:19

Stop playing with the pop stopper.

23:25

What did you do if you sell? You

23:28

think he washed his hands afterwards? I

23:30

think he probably, you know what, you go

23:32

to jail for, that kind of thing. You're probably washing them

23:34

like this. Hopefully you didn't Jay and

23:36

silent Bob. It have some pretzels.

23:39

Ooh, Yuck. For those

23:42

of you who don't know, go get an education was at

23:44

Clinton Mall, right? Mallrats Mallrats is right. Why didn't

23:46

say clerk and a new better ads?

23:49

Yeah. Clerks is the one where the guy dies masturbating

23:51

in the bath and I'm supposed to be here today.

23:54

Yeah. Well he wasn't doing that.

23:56

That girl was in there. Oh yeah. Well

23:58

he was already dead when she went in there and finished

24:00

him off. So they have lakes were still shaking.

24:02

Yeah. Yeah, that's, that's what she said. Try

24:06

not to sign anything

24:13

that, that's the classic. Yeah, definitely. Check

24:15

out, uh, Moritz and figuring

24:17

out if it's a scooter or a sail boat. Um,

24:23

Jethro, I hear you've been browsing

24:25

the reddits these days. One

24:29

day I'm going to log you into my read it and you're going to

24:31

be like, oh, something's wrong. Not

24:34

Tumbler. No, dude,

24:36

dude, tumbler is total all

24:39

up and that's why nobody's on their, and they lost

24:41

all their traffic. All

24:44

the traffic just tumble the one. This was

24:46

kind of a, cause we've been off the

24:48

air for awhile. This question I got around

24:51

Christmas time, so, oh perfect. We're not dipping

24:53

back into the archives at all. So good. It's not

24:55

a little bit, that's Christmas and Christmas

24:58

month. March,

25:00

April. I'll probably be April by the time this is up or

25:03

tomorrow. The rate that we're at,

25:06

it'll actually be Christmas time. Yeah.

25:10

Okay. So this is by a Jay

25:14

Johnson nee, John [inaudible], John

25:17

John, John C. Reilly. Well

25:23

he asks, it's 48 hours before

25:25

Christmas and you realize you haven't bought any

25:27

one anything. What is your Goto last

25:29

minute gift? Uh, I

25:32

one way ticket to a third world country

25:34

with $1,000. Yeah.

25:37

See this is my favorite thing about

25:40

last minute shopping for Christmas present because you go into

25:42

the store and there's only like five items

25:44

to pick from. Oh yeah. Like versus

25:47

like shabby months and months before. And there's like

25:49

a whole store of things that you have to

25:51

think well, well they

25:53

like this. What's the worst thing

25:55

I could get them? Not Little

25:57

Debbies mine's

26:00

really easy. You just get him a box of

26:02

whatever it is. Russell Stover. Cause

26:04

whenever you hate it to him, you'd be like, yeah,

26:07

they're Russell Stover's like you always have to

26:09

tell them that that's what it is. They're Russell

26:11

Stover. Real Russell Stover's read.

26:14

It's on the box. It says,

26:16

and Russell himself made these, you

26:19

don't really know which one's the hour until you eat them.

26:23

You don't have a where's the map in these things?

26:26

I ate them. I

26:29

ate the mat. Oh,

26:33

it's like that. KFC commercial. The

26:40

Bacon ranch chicken wrap. Bacon

26:42

wrap chicken wrap sandwich with extra cheese

26:45

or eat the bones. You

26:48

could buy somebody some discounted,

26:51

uh, Chris Christmas

26:54

wrap stuff. Like buy them

26:56

supplies for them to get gifts for

26:58

other people the following year. Nice.

27:01

I love this for you to re gift next

27:04

year. Yeah, you're welcome. Hello.

27:06

Everyone needs a bird house. Never. Yeah,

27:09

never married. Did say she likes Bundt cakes.

27:14

I got you a fruitcake for you to give to someone you

27:16

hate next year. Hey,

27:19

speaking of, um, Christmas

27:21

tree right over there to my

27:23

left. Oh yeah. You, let's put

27:26

that away. Or you saw how you took it

27:28

down? Nope. So just in case

27:30

everybody was curious. Um, I have

27:32

a Christmas tree in my basement. Um,

27:35

ironically it's where we record. And,

27:37

uh, the trees still

27:39

standing. I actually took it down the stairs.

27:42

I saw that, that kicked

27:44

it down the stair and it got stuck at some

27:46

point. So I had to, I

27:48

had to do, if I had to pull a friends pivot.

27:52

Hey Man, only you were by yourself. Yeah.

27:55

Can you just some fat guy screaming, pivot and the stairway.

28:00

Yeah. So that, so that happened. Did

28:02

we, do we have time for another, another

28:05

ask Reddit? I think so. Yeah. We've got time

28:07

for one more. All right.

28:09

This one, this one is by username

28:12

ll cool. Dave five. Oh,

28:15

going to be good. Any relation to the j?

28:18

Uh, probably not. He's walking with a panther right

28:20

now because Dave,

28:23

he, he wasn't, he wasn't as

28:25

famous. L L cool.

28:27

Dave is cool.

28:30

Dave. I like it. Yeah.

28:33

So he asked if self driving

28:35

cars took voice commands, literally,

28:37

which song on the radio would cause the most

28:39

chaos? Well, Shit.

28:41

Oh [inaudible]

28:47

oh, I can't drive 55.

28:52

What about don't stop by Fleetwood

28:54

Mac. [inaudible]

28:59

highway to hell. Yeah.

29:02

Don't taste take it. Give you the directions to help Michigan

29:04

though. Oh my God.

29:06

I can't even think, dude,

29:09

you got me stumped today. Usually I'm usually, I'm

29:11

better than this, but I'm all followed grocery store

29:13

macaroni and cheese right now and I don't know what

29:15

to do with my life. Yeah. That's

29:17

awesome. Yeah. Tell us, uh, what

29:19

songs would a what, how does it go

29:22

again? What is the question? Okay. If

29:24

self driving cars took voice commands, literally,

29:26

which song on the radio would cause the most chaos.

29:29

So send us your song choice.

29:32

Beat it by Michael Jackson. Yeah, for

29:34

sure. For what? Yeah. Um,

29:37

how about bump and grind? Ooh.

29:41

Oh,

29:42

nothing. Now I

29:44

want a piss on you. Uh, not

29:47

now. That's the Dave Chappelle one. Ain't

29:49

nothing wrong with it. Yeah, there you

29:51

go. The

29:57

controversy around that guy right there. Oh,

29:59

girl, Girl. Uh, I

30:02

think that about wraps it up. That was, uh,

30:05

so on this episode of

30:10

Delay Radio, haunch is looking

30:12

for a barber shop with release,

30:15

super hot foam lake.

30:18

Napalm hot takes

30:20

the hair off before they straight blade it off

30:22

his face. Or just one where

30:24

I don't have to know. I'm going to get a haircut today.

30:28

We're going to be given $1,000 to some

30:30

homeless people and sang me the mood around

30:32

the globe. Oh, don't say that too loud. It's

30:34

coming out of here. We're

30:38

going to be using our ad dollars. Once

30:41

we get $2, we'll give it to some homeless

30:43

guy. There is more than a brisket

30:46

that gets tickled and Texas. Yup.

30:48

We'll keep you posted on what happens

30:51

to the Texas, but hold tickler. Bodie

30:53

Bates. Yeah. Be careful.

30:57

Uh, waiting until last minute to

30:59

buy this Christmas gifts in the

31:02

next eight months. How

31:05

many ever that it is? The

31:07

last, well, they were all out of

31:11

Russell Stofer. Yeah. Russell

31:14

Stover's. Stouffer Rero Rochet right

31:16

on it. It's

31:19

crunchy, hazelnut and stuff. Don't

31:22

forget about cutting. Run and

31:25

cut and run. Yeah. Oh yeah. It, our

31:27

next business venture. That actually

31:29

sounds like some sort of a, like a diarrhea.

31:32

Things Delay Radio Enterprises,

31:35

trademark and stoves smart. All

31:37

right, well beef. Uh, be sure

31:39

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31:42

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31:44

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31:55

and this your last minute gifts,

31:57

um, that you buy for fee. They have you by family

32:00

and friends and stuff on the holidays.

32:03

Um, and you give that email.

32:05

Oh yeah. Delay Radio [email protected].

32:09

Drop us an email, uh,

32:12

send food pics. I Dunno. Whatever you want

32:14

to send us. Just send us something. Uh,

32:16

not everything, not everything. Just

32:19

send us something. You started, he was going for

32:21

anything. Keep it PG. 13. Yeah.

32:26

I'm going to send this to d. This

32:29

is the, um, the Jethro,

32:32

the hunch, and this has been delay

32:34

radio.

32:44

[inaudible].