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Pandaemonium Studios Presents

DRUNKEN SORCERY

Under the high patronage of our Most Infernal Majesties
taking place during the entirety of the month of
February Two Thousand and Nineteen
an enticingly deviant scabrous evening of
DRUNKEN debauchery & salacious SORCERY
to be honorably executed and brilliantly illuminated by
the right proper Magus Israfael, the shaded and
the Marvelous Mister Mike, the A*~hole

To be witnessed by all those who
dare and defy, wander and wonder,
provoke and profane, excite and enchant,
in accordance with all our members and patrons in league with insolent enchanters, rebellious warlocks, brazen necromancers, spellbinders of a disquiet humor, recalcitrant alchemists, devious shamans, and other malcontented ilk, in the presence of the most illustrious magistrates of the ancient wyrding, the medaji of the library of the dark, spellmongers and other deputies.

On a scale of great splendour, when every available advantage, which this long-celebrated Scene so abundantly affords, will be made use of.
Commencing with a grand discussion consisting of the drolleries of the grotesque

Those Damn Kids and Old Man Rants
Cultural Perspectives of Friendly Social Brawls
Half-Cracked Taxi Drivers and Avoiding Accountability
Balls in a Mouse Trap vs Balls in the Corner Pocket
Lessons on the Effects of Gravity
Chicken Soup for a Sloppy "Kiss"
"Fixing" Shakespeare and Goltzius
The Foolishness of Unrealistic Expectations
The Monsters in the Closet Are Us
How to Functionally Argue on Facebook
"Why Mike Hates Gays"
The Dangers of the Easy
There's No Excuse Not to Do It
Potential Physio-Psychological Dysphoria of Mastectomies
Tom Selleck in White Shorty-Shorts on a Wave Board

Finding a Gem Amongst the Weeds
On Falsifiability and Belief
Dirty Jazz
The Cult of Art
Why Mike Can't Alchemy
Do Not Use Roses as Insertables
Flash Burn the Forest Just to Build a Shack
Playing Possum, Poorly
How to Fail as a Real Artist
Et·y·mo·log·i·cal
Why Cro is Not an Artist
Rejecting Offers of Complacency
Plagiarising Malevich, or Was It Ryman? Rauschenberg?
Lens Flare Is Not the Easy Button for Success
The Last Dating Tip You'll Ever Need

Toward the covenant of unfettering ourselves from the inhibitions of the fearful, exploring beyond the restrictive boundaries of the small minded, and removing the constraint of authoritarian mores, endeavoring to defy societal convention and explore the full spectrum of the hidden secrets of the mind, the world, and life at large.

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