Popular Reviews of Elton Reads A Book A Week

At first, I didn't get it, but went with it. I got sucked in and binged all the episodes. Fuck you, Elton. Make more!

Eltons penis is so tiny and laughable, he can’t even penetrate his wife with it, and viagra won’t help, it’s very sad. I’m pretty sure his kids are not his, how could he even cum inside his wife if his pathetic penis is too small to fit??? I’d be so embarrassed of myself, I would definitely kill myself if I was Elton.