Intro: Hugh Laurie - Swanee River/ Being a pirate is more fun than being an assassin, a lame game give away, going back to our anime roots, Harry Potter as an allegory for East Asian Politics, talking about the chimps and the pigs, it's time to talk about Michael, glock presentations and open carry, nerf gun tech is out of control, A Christian led monument chain reaction and the unfortunate career of Tila Tequila/ Outro: Mississippi John Hurt - The Chicken