It’s the last episode. Ethan talks about the Knives Out trilogy. Yes, that includes the third one. What else should I put here? What do you want from me?

Bonus

Lord of the Rings

Dec 29th, 2022 11m 10s

Ethan's positivity falters. He responds to a voicemail from Kermit the Frog, and talks about the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Bonus

Indiana Jones

Dec 20th, 2022 14m 14s

Ethan is back — with a new special guest! In this trilogy of episodes about movie trilogies, Ethan talks about Mortal Kombat, listens to a voicemail from a lucky chosen fan, and reviews the Indiana Jones trilogy.

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Lore Announcement

Oct 31st, 2022 3m 8s

Announcing: Lizard Apocalypse Lore! The website, ethanaldenpodcast.com, now has a Lore section. It explains all the crazy stuff that happened in the world after the Lizard King took over and Ethan got stranded in space.

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Coming Soon...

Oct 26th, 2022 40s

Almost finished. 3 more episodes to go. 3 more unabashedly unaware observational pieces about films you know and love. 3 more episodes this holiday season.

Hamilton

Jan 2nd, 2022 25m 35s

Ethan ends the first season reviewing the movie version of Hamilton. He also loses a small fortune. He starts processing a disturbing dream, but is suddenly interrupted by ... an EVENT.

Sleeping Beauty

Dec 26th, 2021 22m 2s

Ethan receives some devastating news, and appeals to George Clooney for help. Ethan’s cousin sends him homemade hardtack. Ethan reviews Sleeping Beauty, and performs an uncomfortable medical procedure on himself.

Casablanca

Dec 20th, 2021 31m 54s

Big announcement: Ethan is getting rescued! In the meantime, Ethan does impressions, reviews Casablanca, and burns a pizza. Don’t let hummus get you down!

Mean Girls

Dec 12th, 2021 18m 49s

Ethan gets a supply shipment, which puts Barney in peril. He also reveals his celebrity crush, gives anxiety trigger warnings to aspiring projectionists, and reviews Mean Girls.