Look, we've knocked vegans and vegan recipes in the past for no good reason. I feel bad about that. Veganism is choice as hell, and I'M glad for it. Jess might have her own vicious opinions about missing "binders" in pancake batter, but who needs those?! You've got each other, and me, because I like you.

On the plus side, my segment knocks Jess on her ass way harder than I expected. Real heavy content warning on this ep; lotsa salty language bein' used in the Bay.

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