Episode 50! I'd like to say we have gotten better but we will just have to leave that up to you, the listener. Matt wrecks his car in his Matt Minute. Taylem brings a segment based on his day with the young elites of society. Phil checks out fo

Grow Crow

Aug 14th, 2018

Why do you never want to get into a conversation with an unmanned pilot? They drone on and on... We talk some guy talk today. Boys will be boys as they say. Brother Justus joins the show and greatness follows. Phillip has more conversations wit

Master Debaters Bonus

Aug 4th, 2018

We are a little back logged on content getting ready for our 50th episode. As a special thank you to our listeners who have been with us through the growth please enjoy this bonus episode of Master Debaters. We have been developing this show fo

Hay Sus

Jul 30th, 2018

Goodbye July is almost through and our boys are not doing so hot. Matt brings another great Matt's Minute involving valets and an elderly couple rekindling their fire. We play a great round of Urban Dictionary where it become more strategy that

Jean Splice

Jul 19th, 2018

Halfway through Goodbye July and the crew is not doing well. Matthew brings us another Matt Minute that drags on entirely too long. I believe he has gone full diva. Honestly, it is like he is not even trying anymore. Matt shows up an hour late

Thaddison Waddison

Jul 11th, 2018

You need it. You want it. You know just how to get it, and you will. Oh yes you will! Goodbye July is off to the races and we are collectively doing a God Awful job. We are all losers here. Listen in as we discuss giving up masturbation, drinki

Mexican Candy

Jul 6th, 2018

The game is on this month. Your God Awful hosts have gathered around the table and set some challenges for Goodbye July. Listen as we discuss what we each are giving up and what our punishments will be. Matt brings an Uber minute and a new movi

False Ending

Jun 27th, 2018

We've got Phillip, Tim, Ike, Andrew, Victoria, Taylem and Mike on the mic to celebrate Matt turning in insignificant age! Whats In My Mouth takes a weird turn when Matt lays down some new rules and the Urban Dictionary Game is entertaining and

Splorch Splice

Jun 20th, 2018

Listen to us getting weird! Something old, something new. Something red, something sexually explicit with a border blue. Matt brings an Uber Minute and we expand on what one makes one rock hard versus rock open. The intro fun is short and sweet

Brolo Quatro

Jun 13th, 2018

Another episode of the God Awful Five Star Podcast is in the can! It's a real sausage fest on this episode. Matt shines more light on the plight of the Uber driver in another Uber Minute and we play a new game Working Title where the hosts have

Bug Chug

Jun 8th, 2018

We did it again! Phillip, Tim and Victoria join us today. Matt gives a great Uber Minute where he assigns rap names to all the hosts and now features a hot new theme song. We play Hat Tapics and do some weird news stories. Like, Subscribe, and

Birth Bomb

May 23rd, 2018

Happy birthday to Taylem! On our 40th episode we get the whole family together. Ike, Taylem, Tim, Victoria, Matt, Phillip and Andrew all join todays celebration. We do an Uber minute where Matt pitches us a new product to help cyclists survive

Thunder Clap

May 16th, 2018

We have a Smurf on the show? Today's Urban Dictionary game teaches us what that means so listen to impress your friends. Phillip joins us for his first God Awful Five Star experience and he fit right in. Matt brings some more Uber Minutes and w

Ironic Tonic

May 15th, 2018

Matt is officially spending too much time alone in his car. He talks tree meat in his Uber minute this week. What is tree meat? Listen and find out. We also play the Urban Dictionary Game with Tim vs Victoria vs Taylem for our new Timmy Trophy.

Urban Bourbon

May 9th, 2018

We play some Hat Tapics with Andrew today as well as a new game made up by Matt. What? Matt made content? It worked out great too. What a world. It is the Urban Dictionary game and you will enjoy it. God Awful Five Star Life!

Krato Kratos

May 4th, 2018

Ike joins the show! The hosts talk God of War, Infinity War (no spoilers) and we play a round of Hat Tapics. Matt brings another Uber Minute on todays episode. Spoiler alert: he gets angry. Enjoy!

Timmy Trophy

Apr 20th, 2018

The whole gang is here. Tim got his bike stolen, Andrew shaved his face for a job interview and Matt attempts a new segment: Matt's Uber Minute. AKA Matt strongly dislikes silly names. We also play a new game Real or Fake news,Enjoy!

Nobodies Clapping

Apr 9th, 2018

Welcome to the God Awful Theatre episode. A very special story has been written for your listening ears. Inspired by The Academy Awards, join our adventure and follow two best friend podcasters and how a practical joke tore them apart and The O

Cry Maybe

Apr 2nd, 2018

We play a new game today, Hefner or Hawking. Taylem lists off some facts and the other hosts have to guess who the fact corresponds too. Matt brings some new names in his Uber minute. Tim, Victoria and Andrew join us for this episode. Enjoy! Su

Oscar Cat

Mar 24th, 2018

Here we go again! Tim and Victoria join us for some Oscar talk, swag bags and they bring us a Morpheus the Mascot update. We play another round of Hat Tapics including Schrodingers Penis, Spring Forwards, is it better to have robot arms or robo

HipHop FlipFlop

Mar 5th, 2018

It gets a little heavy in this one guys. For the first time Taylem tried to make some content for our humble podcast. Thank You Black Panther is a satirical look at Black Panther with out any spoilers. Spoiler Alert: it may be more offensive th

Tipsy Talk

Feb 26th, 2018

God Awful men edition. Andrew joins for our first Hello! Report about Matt's Hello Fresh meal plan experience. The hosts take a detour and attempt to hash out a new theme song. Spoiler alert: it sounds like all the others on the show. We really

Fivestar Fivehost

Feb 8th, 2018

Yippee! The Super Bowl happened. Surprisingly Matt had some things to say. Tim, Victoria and Andrew join us for this one guys. Mattchew is on day one of his new meal plan to cleanse his body and its going well! We play another round of Whats In

Robot Roadtrip

Jan 29th, 2018

Australia. Another week, another episode! We Australia talk about our international listeners and which host can pull in the next country. Australia. Tim and Victoria join us after spending the weekend judging robots. They were harsh. One robot

Pod Palate

Jan 22nd, 2018

It is a bright big world out there and The God Awful Team went exploring. Today we play a new game: What's In My Mouth? Matt and Victoria go against each other red vs. blue style. Our brave hosts race to be the first to correctly say the name o