You can't neglect the heart. Show Notes Genius Brain Kyrie That Liveblog Caelum Mentioned (Beware of Paywall!) Hosted by Jennifer Booher (@kebbbbs) Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Caelum O'Leary-Coderre (@hivehum), Isabelle Valant (@IzzyTimeS

Whydunnit

Oct 5th, 2023 2h 1m

There is...a bit of difficulty to this one. After a not un-unlengthier... okay, look this is Golden Truths: An Umineko Podcast, a podcast about Umineko. Do you remember us? We remember you, and hey, we recorded this episode like, over a year ag

I've Solved Your Cheese Puzzle

Jul 5th, 2022 3h 15m

There is no longer a difficulty level. This is no longer a hint, but a confession. After a not-unlengthier hiatus, Golden Truths is back, again, to watch the sun rise on Dawn of the Golden Witch. The cast engages in a mystery fight of their own

Erika's Glowing Blue Sans Eye

Feb 12th, 2022 2h 29m

The difficulty is fairly easy. What could possibly deceive you after all this time...? After a not-unlengthy hiatus Golden Truths is back to tackle the Umineko Answer Arcs, if the Answer Arcs don't tackle us first. Jenn contemplates Krauss cryp

Tea Party: Genji is Trans

Oct 4th, 2021 2h 44m

Grab a cup of Earl Grey and kick back with us as we explore various extra materials from the Question Arcs. Featuring segments such as Anna's Music Box, Matt's Design Doc, and Izzy's Oh God Izzy Oh God Oh No Oh Man Oh God. Show Notes Bonus Ma

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Episode Update: Housekeeping of the Communications Witch

Sep 27th, 2021 11m 28s

Hey everyone! Jenn here with a short plug and update on general goings on. Give the episode a listen or just check out the links below and figure it out yourself. Oh, and thanks everyone who's tuned in so far! See you all real soon (I hope!)

Embrace the Cringe

Aug 12th, 2021 2h 31m

The difficulty level depends on you. The manner in which you've fought until now will greatly influence the difficulty of this game. Who aaam I? A new piece takes center stage, offering a new perspective on Beatrice's game as the Question Arcs

CYCLES OF ABUSE

Jun 10th, 2021 2h 27m

The difficulty level is equal. Equal for both you and the Witch. This one's coming in hot, folks. The third game begins, with both Battler and Beatrice developing new strategies to back the other into a corner. Jenn gets on her soapbox, Anna di

This Episode Isn't Real

May 14th, 2021 2h 14m

The difficulty level is extreme. The Witch intends to make you surrender all at once. Let's get serious, ok? Beatrice opens the second game in top form, murdering in ways seemingly fully impossible, and even giving us a glimpse at life before t

Did He Grind His Own Face Off?

Apr 30th, 2021 2h 11m

The gameboard is set. How will the pieces make their moves? We sip our tea and watch as murder after murder takes place, until it finally ends with the witch's victory. Anna shows off her deep knowledge of mid-2000s Newgrounds games, Matt solve

Y'all Aren't Thinking With Magic

Apr 30th, 2021 1h 56m

The difficulty level is standard. We might as well at least start by taking the easy road. Put on a pot of black tea and join us as we step into the world of Rokkenjima, October 1986. The economy is booming, the leaves are falling, and the witc

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