Hasan Minhaj (Patriot Act, Homecoming King) and Dan discuss his obsession with Guy Fieri salsa, why upscale restaurants make him cringe, and that time he accepted a bag of food from a stranger at a standup show.Produced by Andrew Steven and Th

Comedian Adam Newman Would Take the Risk for a Charleston Chew

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Dan and comedian Adam Newman (Jew Versus the Volcano, PuzzyBoyz Podcast) dish about first kombucha experiences, the appropriate time to drink saki, and the perks of shopping at Costco (and who shouldn’t be shopping there).Learn more about your

Comedian Adam Cayton-Holland Doesn't Care About Burning Bridges in Vail

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Dan and comedian Adam Cayton-Holland (True TV’s “Those Who Can’t,” Wallpaper) dive into which Americanized Mexican food they prefer over Tex-Mex, the pouch-ification of foods, and death by radishes.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megap

Comedian/Songwriter Gabe Gibbs Honors the Understudies of Greek Yogurt

29 days ago 1h

Dan and comedian/songwriter Gabe Gibbs (The Book of Mormon, Netflix is a Joke) discuss the most famous disc jockey of all time, pickle/sneaker collaborations and sibling curd.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedian/Filmmaker Josh Edelman Wants To Go on the Prison Diet

Mar 20th, 2024 56m 19s

Today's episode is made possible by Factor. Head to factormeals.com/greeneggs50 and use code greeneggs50 to get 50% off.Dan and comedian/filmmaker Josh Edelman (Mentally Al, Well Dressed at the Hollywood Roosevelt) discuss the best shelf in yo

Actress/Writer Rachel Bloom Doesn't Want to Be Killed and Cooked

Mar 13th, 2024 1h 7m

Dan and actress/writer Rachel Bloom (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Reboot, Death Let Me Do My Show) dive into Valentine's Day parties, Big Tide conspiracies, and the sickest food-related insults.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adch

Comedian Ahmed Al-Kadri Confesses His Postmates Secrets

Mar 6th, 2024 50m 30s

Dan and comedian Ahmed Al-Kadri (A Special Not Special, Monday Funday Podcast) dish about the best skincare routines you can find in your kitchen & the worst foods to break fasts, and Ahmed shares secrets as a former Postmates driver.Learn mor

Chef Olivia Tiedemann Wants Cheap Mac & Cheese

Feb 28th, 2024 44m 59s

Dan and private chef Olivia Tiedemann discuss influencer voice (and how it’s impossible to break), cheese pornography, and the perks of old meat.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What'd Ya Eat w/ Jordan Carlos: Eat Your Words

Feb 21st, 2024 55m 6s

Dan is back with comedian Jordan Carlos for another "What'd Ya Eat," where they dive into the best unsung brunch foods, the south's hostility towards health, and the secret menu at Dunkin'.Thank you to this week’s sponsor, Factor! Use code gre

Comedian/Host Ben Gleib Thinks Dairy Queen’s Got Nothing On Frozen Peas

Feb 14th, 2024 1h 6m

Dan and comedian/host Ben Gleib (Idiotest, The Mad King, The Young Turks) discuss hanging out with Martha Stewart and a wonderful replacement for ice cream and argue about the pronunciation of hibiscus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit

Comedian/Director Erin Darling Swears By a Fountain Coke

Feb 7th, 2024 51m 12s

Dan and comedian/director Erin Darling (Here I Am, Hot Pizza Ass Podcast) discuss the short shelf life of Trader Joe’s products, how not drinking can add stress to your relationship, and anti-climactic favorite desserts.Learn more about your a

What'd Ya Eat w/ Jordan Carlos: "Get Out" the Lawry's Because Here Comes a Plot Twist

Jan 31st, 2024 53m 26s

In the first episode of the podcast's newest segment, "What'd Ya Eat?", Dan and comedian Jordan Carlos break down the rebranding of toothfish, how to get sat at a restaurant with a long wait, and why watching people banging adds to the ambiance

Comedian Kevin James Thornton Wards Off Diabetes with Queso

Jan 17th, 2024 53m 49s

Dan and comedian Kevin James Thornton (Be Yourself) discuss comedy club food, coming face-to-face with death at a London rooftop bar, and the best (or absolute worst) way to reheat fries.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adc

Comedian Zainab Johnson Has a Problem With Your Catch of the Day

Jan 10th, 2024 1h 21m

Dan and comedian Zainab Johnson (Upload, Variety's 10 Comics to Watch, Hijabs Off) dive into why a fully stocked refrigerator gives her anxiety, eating with a family of 15, and how to handle a restaurant that won't accept substitutions.Learn m

REPLAY: Green Eggs and Dan Presents: History Bites - Accidental Food Creations

Dec 27th, 2023 16m 17s

We're taking it back for this week's episode of History Bites, where it's all about chefs with butter fingers. Did you know that some of your favorite foods were created by accident? Everything from potato chips and Corn Flakes to ice cream con

Comedian Joe Zimmerman Doesn't Trust Your Coffee Shop

Dec 20th, 2023 1h

Dan and comedian Joe Zimmerman (Cult Classic, Smiling at Wolves, Innocence) discuss why it’s difficult to grocery shop without a car (or with one), a short history of beer, and sloppy joe trauma.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphon

REPLAY: Journalist Bari Weiss Pre-Games With McDonald's

Dec 13th, 2023 49m 30s

In honor of Chanukah, I wanted to replay an episode with my best friend, the MVJ (Most Valuable Jew), Bari Weiss. We discuss some of our favorite dinner parties and engage in the age old Talmudic debate - chicken tenders vs chicken strips.Lear

Food Writer Paul Feinstein Hates the Bread in Tuscany

Dec 6th, 2023 1h 16m

Dan and food writer Paul Feinstein (Italy Cocktails: An Elegant Collection of Over 100 Recipes Inspired by Italia) discuss the (very long) education of sushi chefs, the history of Italian cocktails, and what a Count Negroni Halloween costume wo

REPLAY: Comedian Matt Rife Would Watch a Death Row Reality Show

Nov 29th, 2023 1h 7m

In honor of his new Netflix special, we're throwing it back to this episode where Matt Rife (Wild 'N Out) and Dan debate what makes a food gross, the joy of cooking, and whether or not it's ok to cook fish with cheese.Learn more about your ad

REPLAY: Green Eggs & Dan Presents: History Bites: Thanksgiving

Nov 22nd, 2023 12m 51s

Here's a re-release of the first episode of History Bites, in which Dan dives deep into the world of Thanksgiving. Want to know why it's on the fourth Thursday of November? Interested in how turkey became a thing? Need to know how the abominati

Comedian Ashley Ray Put the High in "High End"

Nov 8th, 2023 57m 53s

Dan and comedian/host Ashley Ray (TV, I Say with Ashley Ray, HBO Max's Queer Comics to Watch of 2021) discuss stocking the fridge with things that could kill you, the logistics of removing soda cans from their case, and Biden's issues with ham.

Comedians McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon Support Year-Round Bird

Nov 1st, 2023 1h 7m

Dan and comedians McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon (Two Dykes and Mic podcast) chat about queer cod, microwaved bacon, and mispronouncing menu items in front of Megan Fox.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedian/Actor Desmin Borges Oversteps With His Hatred of Cottage Cheese

Oct 25th, 2023 1h 12m

Dan and comedian/actor Desmin Borges (Utopia, You’re the Worst, The Time Traveler’s Wife) discuss the tell tale signs you’re looking at the fridge of a one percenter, the next prophecy of Foodstradamus, and stories that should get the Oppenheim

Comedian Lachlan Patterson Knows Kids Food is the Best Part About Having Children

Oct 18th, 2023 54m 46s

Dan and comedian Lachlan Patterson (Jokes to Make Love to, Dark White, Live from Venice) discuss the downsides of looking like Antonio Banderas, going on Shark Tank with products that already exist, and why kids' food should be branded for adul

Comedian/Actress Anjelah Johnson-Reyes Nods and Judges

Oct 4th, 2023 55m 53s

Dan and comedian/actress Anjelah Johnson-Reyes (Mad TV, Say I Won’t, The Real Dirty Dancing) dive into how to organize your fridge with ADHD (and why it scares Dan), ending guacamole table service, and as always - seltzers, but this time, they’