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Our resident mistress of the dark Mary takes the role of Fate in this spooky scary one shot sure to send shivers down your spine! Join Murphy the Merfolk (Luis), Lilith the Vampire (Kiley), Amelia the Spectre (Laura), and Joaquin the Mummy (Jonathan) as we race to obtain mortality and a long deserved rest from monstering.Theme:Unholy Knight by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4563-unholy-knightLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Game:Backstabbing Beasties by donnyc.itch.io (@donovanplanet on twitter)Supporting sounds all found on FreeSound.org under Creative Commons 0 License (Public Domain). Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits)
The Syndicate are locked in battle with the Grand Masters of Hallastead in the final fight to free themselves and their new allies from their imprisonment within the rifts. Can they right the wrongs of the past, or will they be forced to live in the dying rifts!?  This is the Finale of Halfwits & Failed Crits Season 1 - Worlds Divided! Thank you to all of our listeners who came along this journey with us! Please let use our social media below to let us know your favorite character, favorite funny moments, anything! And if you are reading this here's the first teaser for whats coming next! Here's the cover art for H&FC S2 - Children of the Spine! More news on that later, this pandemic will probably effect when we start since we were hoping to have 7 more episodes ready to go by now. But we do have a 5 Part Prologue, World Building, Episode 1, and Faction Turn 1 already locked and loaded so we will be back! I can't wait for you all to hear the drastic increase in quality starting with world building and the new sound efforts put into episode 1! See you soon! Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website. Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com.    Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits)
The Syndicate begins the ultimate battle as worlds collide! Will they be able to save their guild-mates in time? Will they get revenge on the First Paradigm and the Guild Grand Masters? One thing is for certain, they are Righteous in their Wrath!Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com.  Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits)
The Syndicate faces their most harrowing challenge yet, a battle with an Ancient Silver Dragon! Will the vault it guards hold the key to their escape from the rifts?! Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com.    Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits)
The Syndicate are taken into custody by some of this alien worlds inhabitants and brought before a council to determine their fate, and the fate of Espacia as they know it.Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com.   Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits)
In this episode the Syndicate finds themselves reliving some old memories, before waking up in a world they don't recognize!Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com.  Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits)
This week Guild Festival Announcers Kalezar and Israe give the play by play for the big showdown between The Syndicate and their nemesis, The First Paradigm!Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits)
The dawn of the Guild Festival has come for the Syndicate. As Hallastead decks itself out for days of exciting competition, our party tries desperately to seem in the know as they traverse the more than murky waters of this secret tradition. Too bad they didn't spend time with that old wise man.Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com.  Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits)
In this episode the Syndicate have turned Tree Tower into Traverse Town. It has a library, a training ground, some gardens, and The Sudsy Scales. Listen as they interact with their new townsfolk and completely forget they had important things to be doing.Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com.    Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits)
In this episode the Syndicate pick their apprentices, learn about an upcoming festival of guilds, meet a bunch of weird old people, and come to the rescue of an overeager squad of new guild members. Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com.   Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits)
In this bonus episode Kiley takes the reins as GM in a wildly silly one shot where we play bears trying to steal from a honey convention. Join Earl (Mary), Bread (Laura), Kikkoman (Luis), and Mars (Jonathan) as they resist going full bear or surrendering to a life of crime, while trying to get their paws on the most expensive honey they can find.Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Shaking Hands with a Polar Bear - Captive Portal (captiveportal.bandcamp.com)Game:Honey Heist - gshowitt (gshowitt.itch.io/honey-heist) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com.Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits)
In this episode the Syndicate earns a new guild level, new titles, and new recruits. Everything is coming up roses for our halfwits and they are just positively glowing with excitement!Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com.  Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits)
And we made it! This is our first actual, Actual Play episode! The Syndicate experiments further with a stone they got from otherworldly creatures, and possibly breaking their reality?! A tough act to hide when The First Paradigm always seems to show up when they are least welcome. Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits)
Hey its just your Dungeon Master today with some stories to tell of the personal lives of our precious Syndicate before they became a guild! Since we had a bit of extra upload time, but not enough to push the first actual play episode out, Jonathan reads the backstories that everyone wrote when they created their characters.Adriel makes a friend, Anya starts The Trial, Melara hides an heirloom, and Nyxtern is a feral child. Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com.  Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits)
Our final summary episode to catch the story up to when we first started recording! The Syndicate takes candy from extra-dimensional strangers, Adriel keeps a secret, Anya has PTSD dreams, Melara is frequently a bird, and Nyxtern kills everything.Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits)
Welcome back to our second summary episode, with only one more to go before we hit the real game!The Syndicate meets The First Paradigm. Adriel discovers she just doesn't trust happy people, Nyxtern throws everyone, Melara tells a demi-god of knowledge that it's dumb, and Anya nuts at architecture. Music: "Crunk Knight" by Kevin MacLeodFollow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com.  Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits)
Welcome to the first episode of Worlds Divided! In this episode the Halfwits recount the first three games we played before we started recording. After the summaries, you roll and insight check and get a....ten? This was a long time ago but we talk about to games out of character for a moment and give a glimpse into how we started out!Music: "Crunk Knight" by Kevin MacLeodFollow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com. Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits)
From the creators of Halfwit History comes a new project with a few new Halfwits in tow! Listen to the trailer for details on our first season called Worlds Divided, an actual play recording of our first completed campaign! Season 2 is already in the works! (with significant audio upgrades)Music: "Crunk Knight" by Kevin MacLeodFollow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website.Send us emails at HalfwitsFailedCrits@gmail.com.Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/halfwitsfailedcrits)
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Podcast Details

Created by
Halfwits & Failed Crits
Podcast Status
Active
Started
Jan 19th, 2020
Latest Episode
Sep 18th, 2020
Release Period
Monthly
Episodes
18
Avg. Episode Length
About 2 hours
Explicit
Yes
Order
Serial
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