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was listening getting guess when you're not taking gifts

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times guess to move to have moved on and

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this is it a whirl and i i

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i feel that be moments in the last week

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where where things got a bit ten we sold about

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you i've been trying to find the topic of

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, the be instead of bumps along the road to

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do with various things but am i think we're

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okay now add the speeches

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in a relatively good shape i'm finding

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it difficult day with the speech because of

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a say on the podcast in my day to day job

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job just talk i don't i don't have to squint

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to to follow i don't have some bought a queue

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sit of know and dimming new

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a lot longer have longer huge

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i just gets up and talk prophecy

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with a wedding speech and like it doesn't element of that

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you got to have it written down to so i don't miss

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any one i don't am thinking i was i could

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take inspiration from outer

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you know not her at the start the show we would go into

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the audience and i normally talk about what people are

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wearing thought , might do them back

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so i never we do a show where

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like got a lovely audience and william always

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does william low budget give us some examples

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light that was sort of as a visit

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to that have yet to heck he sits in atlanta has been

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to the hairdressers this morning madam and then she says

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i still essays oh double breasted

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suit you don't care that sort of thing say

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about you

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i think have shown here are basically what they

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nice he can have a pocket square yeah luckily

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people and a table with honest

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countries on the same to refresh

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i think this recently moved from

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on i'm bloody ten that sorry

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update for we've moved last week last

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tuesday i promise you that i would

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ask nicola be wedding planner whether

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there was going to be whether they will

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right words beer on tap oh

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yes draft on tap yes i

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i've got a friend he's from the north quay

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i'm and seat and i said i know

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the answers his neck lot but can you just

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tell me cause i promised i'd ask and the answer is

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in her voice i was asking scotch our

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son we just ask him to make sure

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that the bottles an extra ice cold i'm

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sure i'm sure they know what they're doing okay

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i'm in is one of the best places in london of show

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they know that if one of the best place in london

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right thing when i love say ways because my

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mutlaq this but you've all heard of it and

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a platinum other day can am so

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table oh okay i've

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added an extra guess to it so

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the cats so you'd joan cat

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was the table for three i'm now as and jonathan

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of i and i jonathan well let's just

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listen to a clip from your radio at

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one so few weeks ago

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because i did radio think so we need everybody

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else across the stations

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to because we're the rubbish ones

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we can't have a station sounded

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awful and standard slit discuss

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the , we've got standards and

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they selected even gay wedding the saying

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i i went up

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three counties three or whatever it's picking

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called standards have been swept across

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the state since i'm quite frankly it

10:30

makes us look worse than what we already are

10:33

jonathan from three count as fm will be

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sitting on your table johnson

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sense it's to me with this with this

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much discussion in the of our was actually

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our sorry several counties s

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and just couldn't pretend as radio a

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freak out his radio updates are they

10:48

a night and anything there and you'll find

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out on the table read lots to talk about

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i was what we call in the business felon really

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seconds to fail the

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second tier friday's sound

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into a second we'll

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forgive you thank you cari everybody

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on it but when we play heavy

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margaret thatcher impressions is not as a person

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poverty mom and dad is i guess the

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giant slalom intense gab

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who else can we put on there they

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ladies and cause this weather oh

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what insulate yeah yes but i'm not convinced

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aims would be the right match

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for them but i don't know or

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they be there i match for j mouse click on that table

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everyone else is unstable of eight or ten your

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his up he is our good friends and we have

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an encyclical with your table i'm sorry

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table but we are in a central the on the hudson

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one of the asses off me if there was there was upset

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of the groom side of the brightest and they would organize into

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tops and bottoms and

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the drinks for sex in there are going to be the table board said

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people can download the what table the wrong when we moved

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through into the lumped the from less can point of view

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always go talk to people at drink perception

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that you'll they're not sitting next to or on the same

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title since i use of work out who your

13:33

table is going great so

13:35

i'm not going to talk to joe johnson or cat

13:37

for the drinks deception i'm going to go talk to

13:40

others as get snow and

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what's hamill having

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the the mail

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hannah pays and and need

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to know this clinically bet that one o'clock one camp

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you go so wedded and yeah pissed

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us or canada petty just mistake and this and this getting

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married don't a long gap

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yes between service and sitting

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a half maximum you've gone

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month and ah to

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robin canopies on the mail case

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and then what time of up for this the meal

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the speeches asda during

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during meeting we don't want matt our hey

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but that the other peppered through a damn what

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we do so far a coffee

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and cake oh okay musical

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moments

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if the concert mary poppins know if

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only coffee cake mingle then

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and then you can sort of move around mingle with other

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people not on it and allen and saw

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in the night to out palpitated

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lay here yeah the mom

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double a consortium of

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how would you want to come up got some

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the wristbands couldn't get the bk days but

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muscat deal on bee jay's was v

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in the toilet cubicle tournament to think

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, with to two guys getting marriage

15:24

a lot of female friends of ours me is it okay

15:27

by me and my my k s

15:29

we if they were white

15:32

white actually the more i thought about

15:34

suicide guess sign just isn't it would

15:36

nonroster an address so traditionally

15:38

you know guess female guess wouldn't wear white or something

15:41

that looks or not quite as you

15:43

don't want to look like the bride and surprise

15:45

wearing white wearing lead to

15:47

have to to conventionally you

15:49

do but sheath or two guys getting married and there's and

15:51

stress would find the untamed i don't mind

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untamed , that's where as cat can we can begin to

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see don't matter where why if you not the brightest

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it's not long now, until the big that not know my house

16:15

you and with let's talk about you for minutes

16:17

in and i'm really mean for a minute a

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house or weeping or weeping bought it had known

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this is possibly the best

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tax i have ever received

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from jordan north the my god they have

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been a lot suddenly all phone

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flashes up with i've just had dot is

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, say sadness and of rice

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and a fellow of not you look you in skyn what distracts

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urgency weeks ago you enjoyed that and know your

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head bussing know you know those your friend

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think he could live with the to a confessional

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with no taxes really health scares

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put you in a non in i'm

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, she have for have his own i i didn't know it's called

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the black non stuff on here

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different colors that that's something different orders

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and have to white lines up the size know

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within a low key member states and

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she gets on this let alone know

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then i get an hi

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one of the pie our seats so

17:44

i the , didn't really have gone to the said

17:47

i get up to us as say and

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up caught have a sister got me excellence

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him and i get obe tells me say and

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as i get up and she comes

17:55

forward the cheap sept south which

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means it flings me for what

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proper not sit around at a planted

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around rs ah ,

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when i say i'm not fit and proper

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suspects had said assist

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least a hundred times points and so sorry

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to bed i'm sure it did for

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18:36

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want of videos or photos

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at some headphones out of some the dead have a nice

18:45

day and i'll say five how marriage

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marriage last night and night see

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probably wasn't either so i add

18:54

a set this up as a think people

18:57

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18:59

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19:01

the podcast but now i i had posted and

19:04

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you're going to hell

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the states have you must

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it at tailgates st peter

19:14

their rights know

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, sure enough yet commiserate

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they stole a traffic light lolly from nothing when you

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attend yeah that would make their ago

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ground have to wait so a

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drink bacardi subset we will set it

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thirty two your head butted but of god's of

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to molson while you're mike tyson

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show mendez when

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i was legally and tom holland and tom

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holland's target civilians

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apologies sir to all numbs everywhere tournament

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20:01

in a pub somewhat similar happened not

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with a nun yeah i was gonna got

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much not we as players not mrs now transaction

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know i've just realised play and dogs

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a free me said the are adults now aboard

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table one non detonate

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got a lead you to let me know what jobs or can tell

20:42

to guess at the wettest right

20:45

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none of use that word again and

20:49

that's just don't bother with any jokes now

20:52

mind you doing chose to gonna leave my bill and then one

20:54

at least it's a lower level of bill and

20:56

bet in a pub no no bill

20:58

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21:00

do not see dot gets out alive our i

21:02

didn't know see well as if you gotta light

21:04

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say it to and

21:10

brian ago unfair i'd go on back

21:12

and good because god is about the working class

21:14

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and they are really maybe last advil

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the has been flooded blah blah blah blah blah blah

21:23

the says go on telly a pest

21:26

the wedding

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hell yeah let's go through williams

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and in

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the we the people working in myself

21:46

oregon is the jingle

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and why did we miss week is

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right

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right

22:01

kenny the definition after these messages

22:10

okay jim davis thanks for sticking with us

22:12

it's now time to reveals

22:14

what williams wacky word of the week his bride

22:17

or let me guess a bride

22:19

that's being hard work out and do even

22:21

if she surprise zimmer okay right

22:24

let somebody that's about to be married know

22:26

but his wedding related shock

22:29

and hope that

22:31

we might as well get married if we need it

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is an the we

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talked about on our will

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combat bride learn a minute the on to

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have many two years ago it was maybe

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the tour just before cave it even i did get married

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on stage did get married on stage and

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so there wasn't because we have the month at the time

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i wasn't engaged and jordan i have this pack

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that if who was single and

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we

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did you hear that as accomplish

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things have been saying lately and someone

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said mattresses get softer yeah

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adamo say like a six jones banderas

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did i say for us i

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think it will falter know

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, noticed and we

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and going to get married we can be sexy partners and

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thus for the term reinvent one we do that

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right let's that society will do for

23:25

wedding ceremony want to mention was it looks like

23:28

chia if you want me and the dress

23:30

and in one particular venue i think it was bristol off

23:33

the top of my head not a single chair

23:35

and jordan was so convinced it would be me

23:37

that was in the wedding dress each each

23:39

show chair if you want jordan's being

23:41

the wedding dress houses brought down with noise

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the new toys have to wear the wedding dress yeah

23:47

and will do little ceremony ben would come on we

23:49

then had to do a little moment which i think that income

23:51

as far as then came on to held up a sign

23:54

saying you may now kiss the bride oh okay yeah

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just family horrific anyway

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brian july

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mean

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the wedding guest than other way from what i guess

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you have a bride live in a bribe

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a good lessons glad that remember

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i decided to treat myself from massage

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and books and our and half session with my local misuse

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who shall remain anonymous he has shall remain

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misuse and not one that charges for additional

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services happy and it halfway

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through the mess hours when he told me to flip over

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onto my back i realized that i had

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in voluntarily got a bit aroused and

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was sporting a semi i

24:43

got very self conscious about this and try my best to

24:45

distract myself to make the semi disperse

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however it was be anything i could think

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about as the misuse rubbed his masekela

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hands up and down my thighs i

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am partial to partial man of his bills his don't

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think that the help the situation and my

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son he matures into matures phone plane erection

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where is this going wow the massage

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continued until completion without a happy

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ending there was there was about erection

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and bird fly contacts i got out of there as

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quickly as possible d to mind the husband's name

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wondering what the efficacy of that returning to

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said mrs time but go back odi

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now me to find a new mrs one thing

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which made the whole thing worse is i realized after

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my thoughts that there was a small piece of toilet

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paper the military paper flew to

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the tip my penis murray had tried

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the tip off to urinating before i left the house

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and not checks it was free i

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prefer you insight into my predicament and any

25:35

advice you have owed we sincerely appreciate it kindergarten

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i'm not with pay a public toilet paper

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also do not wear pants your i mean i don't i

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can't do people touching me but do not web

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and put a towel over toga first

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of all senate and up

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until out and of the drops us

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it

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the line or we scan he is a or overcompensate

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on a lot of yes you are say

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the age old and what they say

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the way he had second

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he probably this probably happened

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to him a million times before i would imagine

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missy mothers' oh miss

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misuses mothers' are very

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soon as third time yet just

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your question answered your probably

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if you are getting thing you need to not

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go back to that misuse but i would leave

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it to bits i would maybe just

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yeah that's good advice and then i have happened and

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also why some way you boxes next time

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you get a massage but maybe it ,

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putting it was and how would you see the me row i didn't know

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of don't you put a little towel over a once

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you get the naked massage because i'm not is hop

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handed and yeah be other advice

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i would give if you want and if i were ever to

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have a message in a society i just constant

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people touch [unk] massage perhaps in constanta

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i've only had one too i

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think of only about one before that was recently

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i was quite nice well quite would always get

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some one of the different generous of

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the that you're attracted to would be attracted top tip

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that was quiet good shell actually that's a

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very good show they're

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just to make sure if you were worried about that

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a week we took delivery gordon's and de bani

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excellent having a fifteen year old daughter

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with very progressive views myself

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my husband and daughter great

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have recently don't deserve your podcasts

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word the podcast manger decent autism any

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with blanks me towards each other at for example

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we just asks as experts on modern

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life twenty years younger than us what you

28:47

think is a prayer an appropriate age to listen

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to podcasts as parents we

28:51

would really appreciate your varying views on this we

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are northern born and bred coming from a place

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between liverpool and manchester witness

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officially sixteen plus maybe

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under eighteen i believe gray parrots

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indo yeah i mean get you my soap

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bring self release you are aware

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of what your child is listening to my

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mom habitats to my moment that states

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phenomenal gender i'm told the story before

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but might when i was ill from school and

29:26

i was eleven and a half

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moon possibly as he was the summertime

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so it's very close to my birthday my mother out

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union at a tv in your room when you ale

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and ah said the tv within

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the t veil yep the

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, trees trees

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will there is a portable t v but they would person in

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the bedroom when you will and had a vhs

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a and my mother from when

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she went shopping bought two films

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on vhs for me to watch

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and one of them was

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, and i said

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i told her off the i was

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the eleven half and i was not yet twelve and it

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was responsible parenting

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the

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i refuse to watch as i were

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to watch fist mom our the outdoors most

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it was just so my scenes were allowed to opt

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when i was sixteen mumble let me watch and

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amanda i was younger allow me

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a what i was in that to at know it's got sellers

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and as about fifteen for him and

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that's that my favorite so far as

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you the other vhs that mother bought was

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father's the bride pg which

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great actually my him my him it last night is is

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a phenomenal

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completely good when you are getting married

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six great for the second one's just as good

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as was just as good if you have not seen

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the seas marcin i'm aussie so versions

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that was the visitation black and white version

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years ago i believe what's the steve martin

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jericho film i'm a white sox

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i loved that most of my favorite

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, so i can't do that we can't love

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that same have some to watch it live

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okay for one did it come out a have an unlimited

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of nine says america i'd love to live in his soul

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everything i mean they have a lot very wealthy

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button do this deceive north and south so

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peaceful it's so lovely to

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have a good sized slice that

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it's not mine either the the other night when we watching it

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twenty twenty two version the day

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with whom oh from now tv

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no one managed have a killer

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they say hotties and family i have else this

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one is from josh d william

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jordan pb and diego the

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was running late so whilst hastily joining my work

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audio or name amongst the settings

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clearance before joining it

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took me a second for me to realize that beneath

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was not something that my team name for months

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ago i was very clearly labeled as

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flick anybody yeah very good southwick

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anybody having to combat the mortification

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saturday for me and it was as

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if my hands couldn't move fast enough to change

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it to something more something i

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must he must be a minute

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threaten that's but my to spain didn't go

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of what sense from the colleagues are already knew questioning

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i bring it up in the next meeting apologize

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and risk bringing them to the realization of what had actually

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set or should i pretend it never happened and

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bury it with all the other suppressed mortify

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experiences i've had in my life my

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fiance and fiance love your podcasts

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it and one it's a little laugh

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jinx myself but

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we get lot attacks with his job names and i've

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never fallen from they've been

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good service so mccracken an

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accurate right i

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don't think anyone schooled and nets listening to radio

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nearly read one hour recently selena from

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mike ox long right yeah

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the works i read anything said that

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and over here

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then he chose nicely

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that's a few yeah there's

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one with mike is now oh yeah

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damn well a i would i would josh

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i wouldn't worry too much mouse a it's it's

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it's a funny story you didn't do it on purpose

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hopefully you know you shouldn't have any reparation

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, have a assume account on that

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didn't

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not me into the world nobody died it's funny

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laugh it off own it up thank

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you for sharing your humiliation with us

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final one the his from max

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and of course produce a ben oh

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and jordan william i'm

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inclined not to read this one ounce of illness south

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is our money's on the bloody pay roll a dice

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for a shoutout de smet syntax

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last seen as well i recently found

35:26

out my girlfriend's dad has a soft spot

35:28

for my for for ease let's just

35:30

call him to call girlfriend's my

35:33

right myself as as

35:35

a spot so ineffectual father in

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law models as far as mother of

35:39

cast john is a forty

35:41

two year old smoking hot body builder at

35:44

my local gym he's married with two

35:46

beautiful doses of whom one is my girlfriend

35:48

our cat and two years henceforth john

35:50

is often round to pick her up

35:52

and his started flirting with my mom his

35:54

mother is a forty five year old no

35:57

not something i should be saying however i have

35:59

now

35:59

currently unemployed due to cave it and

36:02

john mentioned that he was to gym and she should

36:04

pop in to fill up her time

36:06

oh she decided to start attending to keep

36:08

up her appearance and take some

36:10

time out of the long weeks john

36:12

has also offered has some free bodybuilding lessons

36:15

as a friendly gesture go

36:17

started blessing when blessing when to pick up ruby

36:19

not her real name he'd often engage in some

36:21

interesting conversations with my mother about the deco

36:24

was waiting for ruby to collect her things it

36:26

later moved to the gym and my mother would often

36:28

come home asking me if i thought john recessing

36:31

with her i had no se with him flirting

36:33

with my mom at the beginning as it was just a harmless

36:35

thing between them however it has since progressed

36:38

and he now when certain time to play thing to

36:40

sell his body and his men bulge

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which haven't it is in correctly spelled

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i just fell man boats and it will manny's

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a b u l d g i

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have raised my og boat sorry

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have noticed it good

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again half , ray other way that

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some weird there's some kind of thing

37:04

to say to me or my wedding week to sometimes into

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teams and like

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it sucks down there

37:12

this is awkward let's leave us

37:14

i

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right

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i have raised my concerns

37:22

with my mother and she sees nothing wrong with what he's doing

37:24

as he doesn't see it going anywhere however

37:27

i feel john say he it too far and becoming

37:29

more attached to my mother than he realizes how

37:31

can i bring this matter up with him to i talked

37:34

to ruby and have her relay my concerns

37:36

or do i speech john directly or

37:38

brings up with his wife

37:40

okay oh wow this is testament

37:42

says that worst any help will

37:45

always be appreciated yours max

37:47

he might just be friendly be friendly going to down the

37:49

road or estate get together then

37:52

technically ruby your girlfriend

37:55

would be stepsister

37:56

what would you do that if

37:59

hey

38:00

the all about this people listening that know

38:02

was happened to them

38:04

your

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haven't got with one of your inlaws

38:08

the our your partner's parents pass up

38:10

and saw they'll find biological

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they're not they're not washing powder am

38:18

well i don't think you can say anything

38:20

to john oh no i don't know if jones doing

38:22

anything wrong i think you all right in that

38:24

you might just mention it to ruby yeah

38:26

mincemeat suit to a book if

38:29

your mom as noticed as

38:32

well and it is maybe thought

38:34

he a mom and get you are aware speaks

38:36

uma he's got a wife and then you

38:38

master there and i assume you're want your mother

38:40

isn't is not and relationship herself

38:42

yeah i think it's a difficult one their max i think talk

38:44

to a mother of assets i don't think you can send named

38:46

john if you month it's a homeless

38:48

recession potentially

38:52

it's it's about the fact that johnny's marriage

38:54

is the alarm bell tolls he thought

38:56

he mom taught to obey and as oh

38:59

oh here's the plot yeah ruby

39:01

to invite his mom and

39:03

max around for dinner at german

39:05

ruby and jones white house then

39:08

pro guns wife into the mix and i bet

39:10

you it's a difference up at at at

39:13

a different thing or say oh

39:15

this is what you do actually this is what you day max you

39:17

invite jon jones

39:20

wife and ruby round for dinner

39:22

at yours

39:23

that's what you do my shows

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39:31

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39:57

on friday to a very special wedding

39:59

day

39:59

illness so if you don't plan on what

40:02

we're going to come to your house on your way back the bloody

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40:07

are so just make sure it lets them got low

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