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plants.
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hi
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Oh, this is so sweet. Why
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did you come on that? Oh,
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oh, no. Look. So I've arranged
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this for you with the help of Ben. You've yes.
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You've been personally responsible for you.
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Yeah. Oh, bless. Look at this.
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It's nice and tip. Look.
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i love So
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I've got some cards from the GMV
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this.
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Oh, look.
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I can I can feel under a cry already.
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Don't get started.
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Hello, and
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welcome to our weekend
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release. This is the bonus podcast
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episode where we can see how much extra
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content we can squeeze into your week. random
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things that have been sent in, extra bits from
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the week and how our advice went down with
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you, our Gene Davis. And also, at
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the time of this going out,
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It's
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William's wedding day. I
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don't because I've already started to go. Happy
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wedding day. Oh, you
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crying? Well, yes. So we're
2:02
currently here in the studio.
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We've got bunting up for William. Yes.
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We've got a selection of cakes and cakes. It's a very
2:08
wobbly cake stone. your favorite
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peanut butter brownies -- Yes. -- downstairs.
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Obviously, spoiler alert. This is, you know, this
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podcast not live radio. So this isn't actually
2:19
my wedding day at time recording, but we're very close
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to it. This is exactly what I should not be
2:23
eating. And we'll have a nibble. I'll have a nibble.
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I've
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gotta get you know, I've gotta get You gotta get incredible
2:27
rest and see. No. Yeah. Oh, nice
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enough as it is. Oh, nice, man. So,
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yeah, we should start by opening some
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champagne. Some champagne. Champagne. Champagne. Champagne.
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Champagne around Alex. Hello, Alex.
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It's mommy here. Happy wedding
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day. Let's do some champagne on
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the table. Jordan is going to open
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it for you darling. I will have it
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all ready at the time of recording it is
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quarter to none in the morning, but you'll
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know me darling. Earlier,
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the better, it's five o'clock somewhere. Thanks,
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Sarah. She's just in the interest of sort of
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infotainment. Sorry.
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What are
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you doing? That's the weirdest way.
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You don't take the entire
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foil off. Yeah. Just take that off there.
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Do you
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want to tell people how to open bottle champagne?
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Just
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screw it open out here. Please
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be careful. you twist the bottle,
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not the cork is what I was aiming
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at. And also make sure you point that as well.
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No. No. Take the cage off first. I
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know how to open pissing champagne. We You
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know what? giving that impression. Work in show
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business. Oh.
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Oh. Hey. Honeymoon.
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Happy weather. Where's the champagne for the girls?
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Yeah. We've got we've got tambinos.
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Here we go. You you went to Paul just
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a bit into prime the glass. What
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you're about? Is that what you meant? Is the etiquette for
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champagne? Oh, there's loads of etiquette
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for champagne. Champagne all Thanks.
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Listen
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to a happy wedding day. It's my
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mother, Jean Charles Binks. I can't
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wait for your wedding and James's.
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Obviously, that will be we will spend more money
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on James' darling, but you already know that.
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Oh,
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I'm
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push. I'm so sorry. I've splothed. knowing James,
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he'll probably have it as an unfilled. Oh,
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I'm not going up there. Sorry.
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I mean, I well, I might. I might. it's
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my wedding day. No one is my wedding
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day. Right. Well, we don't do a
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taste in the base. Brilliant. Well, thank
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you. And Nike and Nike, don't
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think. I can't drink.
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I mean,
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it is you know, you don't drink to taste yourself.
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Do you? How many times have you done that on
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the podcast? That's that. That's
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cold.
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I used to hate champagne. Hold on one second my
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nose. I had a chance. I used to hate champagne. She
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always had it like warm, tinny, and those little plastic
4:34
shitty glasses. when you always had it warm in
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those plastic shitty glasses. Yes.
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Okay. So we
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should start a bonus podcast episode. Yay. It's
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your wedding day. I know. I will be
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when this goes out, I will probably be
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depending
4:49
on what time people are listening to this.
4:52
I will either be sitting, trying
4:54
to listen to Ecclesiastes. Okay?
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Ecclesiastes. That's your reading.
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Oh, is that the reading? hilariously,
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Jordan messaged me last week
5:03
saying, because I had I had phonetically on
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your reading put the phonetic
5:08
pronunciation of Ecclesiastes. And
5:10
you said, can you just give me a voice note? Ironically,
5:12
at the time, I had just come back from the dentist
5:14
having a filling redone. So my mouth was
5:16
numb. So I said, well, I will
5:18
voice note it for you, but it's not going to
5:20
sound even remotely correct because
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my mouth is numb. Okay.
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And Jordan's going to play that for you now.
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achieve the FCs chapter four
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versus nine to twelve. Okay.
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And please, yeah, the chapter four. Do
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I have to say like that? Don't worry We're not like
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that. Don't get up
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there. Yeah. I'm really nervous about this
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talk. It's not a talk. Really? I
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just want to make that perfectly clear. That head
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talk You're a tech talk
5:47
before it of how to get into radio. Yes.
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because my congregation I feel
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like I'll say to the rest of the congregation.
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There's a lot There's a lot of people
5:57
that work in radio there. Isn't it? Yes.
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I'll change the
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title too. How to be successful. chicow.
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I'm joking. I'm joking.
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So, yes, well, Jordan's doing your reading.
6:12
and you've got that. And
6:15
legally, we actually get married at
6:17
ten o'clock. So for those GNDVs, they
6:19
want to live the day with us.
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At ten o'clock is the the actual bit
6:23
where I will be married from about ten
6:25
Boston. And for those of you that wanna see any
6:27
pictures, didn't quite how low, but it will be in
6:29
close to magazine. Did that show last
6:31
week? Make sure.
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Hey. I don't be good to that. It's
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not going to be in any magazine. I hope not,
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anyway. Anyway,
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to read some of your cut at all these cards and Yes.
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We now suggest from the Gene Devers. Should we describe
6:46
the scene? Yeah. BRI is Jordan.
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So this is what we're calling radio
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painting the picture. So we've got our desk.
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We've got a little cake stand. We've got our champagne.
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We've got an array of cards, a collection
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of cards that have been sent in from you,
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our wonderful wonderful listeners, and
7:03
read some Okay. I'm good. I picked them at
7:05
random. This one says happily ever after on the front.
7:07
Oh my gosh. Dear William and
7:09
Nike. I wish you Why
7:11
are you laughing already? Can
7:13
I just interject? Yeah. This
7:15
one says William and Mike
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give a picture of a broken neck.
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And it says congratulations to
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both of you for getting hit. Sorry to interrupt.
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I hope you have the most wonderful day and have a long
7:27
and happy marriage of each other. My
7:29
piece of advice would be to always talk
7:31
everything through each of her. Mhmm. She can't
7:33
really go wrong. Congratulations again
7:35
with best wishes, Stanley Brock. me
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send a lovely card there. Well, that's So I was
7:39
thinking that's from Stan. Yeah. You're in the
7:41
in the dress. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
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Thank you, Stan. This one is from Claire
7:45
in Leicester. Do William and
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Mikey. I wish you all the happiness in the world on your
7:49
wedding day and for the future. I feel like I
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know you both so well from the podcast and from
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Mike's work too. Yep. no worries.
7:55
Need help doing any and no job
7:57
too big or small gives a ring. Have the
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most wonderful day and a very happy and healthy future
8:01
together. I will raise a glass to both, but obviously,
8:03
won't clink it. with anyone else's. That's
8:05
from Claire. That's lovely. Thank you Claire.
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William and Nike, congratulations. I'm
8:10
becoming mister and mister William. If you
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make Nike laugh half as much as you do me,
8:14
He's in for a lifetime of fun and happiness.
8:16
Oh. I'm gonna make you cry about the holidays. Okay.
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Marriage is hard but amazing. Yep.
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And it's to be able to spend every day with
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your best friend, Hip Hip parade. That's Oh,
8:25
oh, thank you Emma. And this is from
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Katherine with a c. think it's the
8:29
Duchess of Cambridge. Possibly. Two
8:31
William and Mike. He's a big GMV there.
8:34
Congratulations on your wedding day. As Jane
8:36
Austin wrote, we'll love a Jane Austin
8:38
quote. It is such a happiness when good
8:40
people get together and they always
8:42
do. Love Katherine. This is from
8:44
Page. It says congratulations, William
8:46
and Nike. Wish you a new holder.
8:48
peness in the world. Thank
8:51
you, Paige. You've got you've got a
8:53
look at the front of that one. Oh,
8:55
it's two k ghosts. Oh
8:58
god. That's great.
9:00
I love it. Tigo ghosts.
9:02
Oh, but the willies don't mean. This
9:04
is from Jay Dean. It says
9:07
congratulations newlyweds. Dear William and
9:09
Mike here, wish you both a magical mirrored Life full of
9:11
love and fun. I hope you're urge will be the first in a
9:13
long line of dreams to come true.
9:15
Congratulations and best wishes from a
9:17
devoted fan. Oh, you okay?
9:19
I'm okay. More on. Yeah. This is from
9:21
Jordi. Congratulations. Welcome to Nike.
9:23
I couldn't be happier here for the two of you.
9:25
So glad Nike managed to get a day off the
9:27
building site for the wedding. Oh, it's
9:29
been a nightmare anyone. Let me up, wake
9:31
up. Wishing you a lifetime of happiness. Are
9:33
you off? Have you been off this week? Both of
9:35
you. Have I been off? Day before the wedding group are
9:37
off. that the body body is going to be
9:39
louder than ever after the body made. Jesus.
9:43
I love
9:46
and congratulations. Jody, have you pat the
9:48
lube for the honeymoon yet? This
9:50
one says marriage. Don't forget that. This is
9:53
from Lou with a u.
9:55
The most
9:59
important
9:59
thing to hold on to in life is
10:02
each other. Oh,
10:04
lovely. Oh, oh, lovely. This
10:06
is from Elza. Congratulations to
10:08
happy couple. It will be without a
10:10
doubt the wedding of the year. and all
10:12
of the hard work will have paid off. This is why
10:14
William reads a letter. With
10:18
all of the content for the podcast it has
10:20
provided alone, Can't wait to
10:22
hear all about it when you're recording
10:24
again. Don't forget to enjoy it, guys, and good
10:26
luck with the reading,
10:27
Jordan. Oh, good
10:28
luck with the reading, Jordan. There you go.
10:30
Thank you. So do one Yes. Do one more.
10:32
Dave, we'll leave a monkey. This is from
10:34
Natasha. I want to wish you both a
10:36
lifetime of happiness whether that
10:38
will be at the building merchants or
10:40
talking taken in the
10:42
show. But in all seriousness, I want to
10:44
say how grateful him that you've shared your joy with
10:46
us, and I truly wish you both a life time
10:48
of love happiness and wonder. Let
10:50
the past take about the forever
10:52
is now. Oh. And
10:55
what's that from? But
10:57
ironically, I was just chucked away in today. Are
10:59
you crying? Yeah. Are you
11:01
sweet boy? You're so lovely. Thank
11:03
you. You're so lovely. who
11:05
now wants to listen to me cry again on
11:07
these podcast. We've had by the way, can
11:09
I just And I think all
11:11
these cards been sent in. I shall be taking them home and
11:13
showing them to my kids. You might have heard Ben
11:15
left a little secret message
11:17
on last week's recording. He'll do anything to
11:19
get on this podcast. And we've
11:21
can tell you we've had thousands and thousands
11:24
of messages. They're just a
11:26
tiny tiny
11:26
example of some of them. No. That helps.
11:29
Generally, if you've written in Thank you. William
11:31
will reply to all of them.
11:33
Now hang on. Yeah.
11:36
Ben's given me his stick watch in
11:38
in front of me here. Did you want some macockeys
11:40
or brownies? I'll have some in a minute. Yeah.
11:42
Okay. I'm I'm trying to
11:44
flick through them on mic. It's not really working. It's
11:46
a sound effect. but they're they're I
11:48
mean, I don't know how many pages there I'm going to get to. some
11:51
page. I'm page. I'm page. I'm page around dollars. This
11:53
is your wedding day. There
11:54
I'm I'm not I'm not allowed. It's my dress. ready
11:57
dogs. Backing
11:59
else, Sarah. I'm trying to get my tongue
12:01
on.
12:02
Darn it. Just bring my dress down and
12:04
wash everything. I'm having so much
12:06
champagne for the wedding today, darling.
12:08
James, I already buy the cool
12:10
blossom. Oh, it looks so
12:12
handsome, James.
12:13
Hey. Thanks, mom. Oh,
12:16
god. I'll cast. Can you can you help me
12:18
with my clip on tie? Of course, I can't. on
12:20
tie. Of course, I can. No one's
12:22
having a kiss. Sarah, where's the fucking
12:24
dress? I can't find it anywhere.
12:27
It's hung up on the wardrobe darling.
12:29
sign the walk in closet darling. The
12:31
one William came out of when he was
12:33
fifteen. We'll be doing William's funeral by
12:35
the time that your your impressions
12:37
are finished. that. That's just an insight
12:39
into the and Huntsville has
12:41
something there where didn't they? That's
12:43
a driver coming down, like,
12:45
finished? Yep.
12:48
Yep. There are so
12:50
many messages here that have
12:52
been sent in, I believe, on email
12:54
or electronic chronically, these are not handwritten, which I'm slightly
12:56
pleased about. They don't
12:58
have return addresses.
13:00
Yeah.
13:01
I'm I'm going to just pick some out
13:03
at random here. Dear
13:05
William and Mike, I just had to write to both of
13:07
you to wish you all the best in your future together. I
13:09
hope your day is beautiful and always
13:11
be helpful. but don't forget all that really
13:13
matters at the end of the day. It's the two of you, and that's
13:15
from Kayleigh. Thank you. Thank you.
13:17
There are loads of I should just say there are lots of
13:19
names very, very quickly. looking through these
13:21
that I have that
13:23
I told you. Are
13:26
you
13:26
okay? Do you want
13:27
a hug? Are
13:29
you sure? You're gonna
13:31
be a mess. I'm gonna be a mess.
13:33
It's not even there. We're not even in the week of the
13:35
wedding when we record this. Oh, did that make
13:37
a pie?
13:38
I'm not wearing
13:40
mascara. I'm not wearing mascara, bloody have
13:43
just one surprise if you did. I'm not on today. I
13:45
only wear it from scratch. Carry on.
13:47
Sorry. No. There are lots of names here.
13:49
Oh god. I got
13:51
you a speech at the wedding.
13:53
That's given
13:55
me the most nightmares at the moment. There
13:58
are lots of
13:59
names.
14:01
Oh
14:03
dear. That one, you're
14:05
gonna make me cry.
14:07
Thank you for the messages.
14:10
Oh, this is ridiculous. Oh,
14:12
it's alright. There's
14:15
so many there. There's so much people
14:17
love you. and that's how happy
14:19
our wonderful listeners are here. So
14:21
remember that if and when you ever got
14:23
married, I'd assure you the It'd be a
14:25
thicker watch. We all know that, but don't
14:27
mention that that. This is about
14:29
you. Thank you all. Enjoy this
14:31
moment. for
14:33
now.
14:34
Dear. The funniest thing, can I also
14:36
point out on TikTok to the
14:38
lovely people on TikTok? last
14:41
week when we did a video about
14:43
Lageron Tap, and I was referring to
14:45
Nicola. And the comments underneath, I
14:47
said, oh, I can't ask Nicola that. Is
14:49
that Nicola. Who's Nick? I thought she
14:51
was gay. Nick is
14:55
For
14:59
twenty four hours, TikTok was
15:01
incredibly confused. It
15:04
was incredibly confused. I
15:08
would just like to point out my fiance
15:10
with one e. Did you know that fiance I didn't
15:12
actually know this being a homosexual
15:14
but a female Fiance has two
15:16
e's on the end. There is a male fiance, and
15:18
that can be a that can be heterosexual as
15:20
well as 1E0I didn't know. Anyway,
15:22
my fiance with one e is called Michael
15:24
or my key. And yeah.
15:26
Anyway, what I now I feel I've composed myself with
15:28
a good laugh. You could've picked me correct. What I was
15:30
going to say is that with all these
15:32
messages, there are so many names of
15:34
people who oh god I'm going
15:36
here. There are so many names of people over the
15:38
years who have listened to us from
15:40
the start that
15:42
have written in, oh, not as
15:44
pathetic. No. It's
15:46
lovely. You know what I'm saying. Peacehold
15:48
that we've god.
15:50
Got
15:54
to know over the years. So thank
15:57
you. It's lovely. People
15:58
are genuinely genuinely, and we
15:59
probably haven't said this enough. We're so happy for
16:02
you. And we're all so happy for
16:04
you.
16:04
Honestly, We're all so so.
16:07
I will be delighted when the wedding is no longer
16:09
part of my life. I should be honest. I
16:11
I had that sense of each
16:13
other. That's a great argument
16:15
for only having one marriage in your life, and that's
16:17
organizing one of them. Yeah.
16:19
It'll be nice when it's all I mean, look, it's gonna be
16:21
the happiest day of my life. to
16:24
date, but
16:26
I'll
16:26
be very glad when I don't need to worry
16:28
about it. Okay. That's
16:29
all I'm saying.
16:32
Sorry as well. I got really RTT with
16:34
impressions and I forgot there's a lot of people
16:36
that actually work in this office that are
16:38
trying to work. So sorry guys.
16:40
Sorry, Tom. There you
16:43
go. Thousands of people that are working
16:45
here. Can I have a nibble on a brownie? Of course, she
16:47
can. And whilst she's doing that, Oh,
16:49
don't. Oh, just one more thing on
16:51
the bonus. Oh, gong. It doesn't want to
16:53
blame my nose, actually. Genuinely,
16:55
thank you to everybody that is is so
16:57
touching that so many people. It's so happy for
16:59
you. It's lovely. People are
17:01
genuine like, we're all so happy for
17:03
you. Okay.
17:05
Just gonna
17:08
go eat my feelings. Right. Got
17:10
that good.
17:11
We're gonna do a little game.
17:14
of mister and mister. Mhmm. I asked
17:16
Maggie some questions. Oh, Jesus. And
17:19
and you've got to guess what he
17:21
said. and then I'll reveal
17:23
to what he said. Okay.
17:25
Okay. Great. Cheers,
17:27
Jordan.
17:28
Thanks for the rest of the rest of the
17:31
good love. So a game
17:31
of mister and mister Kew, the cheesy
17:34
music, please.
17:44
Hello, and welcome sir.
17:46
Mister and mister. My name is Jordan. Are you looking down
17:48
the camera like it's BBC three?
17:50
ITV's new prime time host.
17:52
Oh, is it on ICD?
17:54
Well, mister and mister used to be there. Oh, I
17:56
but your new one with Jason thingy is
17:59
on sixty three. sixty three.
18:01
Right. don't sing that. I've already been
18:03
warned that. We haven't
18:05
done anything. Seriously,
18:08
I was in the contract. Is
18:11
that dope? Is that how does that
18:14
one do? Jason and Drew. And then
18:16
once he's in your head here. Jason, I
18:19
hung your own. Question
18:23
number one.
18:27
Right. What Mike he say was his first
18:29
impression of you. Well, Mike and I first met in
18:31
Nottingham when he was at
18:33
university and I went to go and visit my
18:35
friend, Adam.
18:35
the
18:36
on Grindr didn't
18:38
you? You don't match
18:40
on Grindr. The
18:43
Oh, what
18:43
was his first impression of me?
18:46
Probably wasn't very favorable.
18:47
Just go on.
18:49
Very tall. Very orange,
18:50
and I was wearing a lot of makeup that
18:52
day. It was nice
18:56
fellow. Nice
18:56
fellow. I did Joe to photo a
18:58
lovely lot. Lovely chap. You
19:00
see, you know, We're just
19:02
doing the apprentice back pain, so I didn't even know who it was
19:05
myself. Oh, nice. I've
19:07
never heard Mike use the word fellow
19:09
in ever, but
19:10
anyway. What's William's worst feature? Oh,
19:12
for God's sake. Where
19:15
do we begin? Just
19:18
these one. Do we mean
19:20
physical?
19:20
No. I'm
19:21
a
19:22
control freak. All words to
19:24
that effect. It's put auto
19:27
tardy in. Oh, Georgia. Yeah. We're okay. That well, I wouldn't say that.
19:29
What's it? It's all tardium. So Nike will
19:31
be making something in the kitchen or doing
19:33
something. And he'll put
19:35
something down, and it'll let me be down on the side
19:37
for about a second, and I will come and auto
19:39
tidy it and wash it away, wash it
19:41
up, put it away, and then he'll be going
19:43
to use it again. It's gone. Yeah. I did. And it's
19:45
because I'm a control freak and I like things to be quite
19:47
neat. My key celebrity
19:49
crush. I thought it was
19:52
Henry Campbell. Henry
19:54
Campbell. Well, it was Henry Neville.
19:56
Oh. And then I messaged him saying,
19:58
Henry Neville last night. And I think I've
20:00
I think I've, like, knocked him a bit.
20:02
and then he's put Daniel Craig. So I'll send you guys that one. Right? Okay.
20:04
Fine. Does he fancy Daniel Craig?
20:06
Oh, I see. Let's do. Let's put
20:08
it that way. That's
20:10
why he's with me actually because apparently, I just looked so like
20:12
Daniel Craig. Well, put more
20:14
like
20:14
Wendy's He's actually touched me back. Put in
20:16
aha. Absolutely. Have you seen his
20:19
upper body? seeing capital
20:21
letters. Is he
20:22
talking about mine? No. Henry
20:25
capital. We're just
20:26
we're just talking about salesforce, you
20:29
continue to text us. I don't
20:31
look at the answers. Oh, it wasn't. Sorry.
20:33
What does William do that annoys Nike
20:35
the most? Well, auto
20:36
if auto tagging
20:39
something to
20:39
do with you,
20:41
does shout
20:41
on the phone. He's put he doesn't listen
20:43
to me when he's on his phone.
20:46
Oh. I feel
20:48
like quite a bad person now.
20:51
What'd you argue about He doesn't listen to me
20:53
when he's on his phone. Please me.
20:55
You don't listen to me when you're on your phone.
20:57
I'm the host here. Excuse me.
20:59
What'd you argue about the most?
21:04
what
21:04
we're going to eat. What do
21:06
we argue about the nose? What's your
21:08
bicker about the nose? He said, I
21:10
don't think we bicker. He's
21:12
what gonna
21:13
say, Ethan? Yeah.
21:15
William
21:16
always wants to leave the house early. I want to
21:18
leave my guntag on his own. so
21:20
you say it. Okay. wins
21:22
the most arguments? Me?
21:25
No. Well, no. Oh.
21:28
I would
21:29
probably I don't think it's probably that
21:32
equal. but I sometimes like to
21:33
let Nike win arguments for once of
21:36
an easy life. What are you saying?
21:38
Nike? Yeah. He's put me because I'm
21:40
usually right. little bitch.
21:42
It's a wedding day.
21:44
Don't call it. Yeah, but he's my
21:46
bitch. It's
21:48
so bad. It's not George. He's my
21:50
bitch. Okay. I'm
21:52
gonna cry on the way today. I don't. I mean,
21:54
look, I mean, I'm crying now. What is
21:56
William most scared of?
21:58
Oh, oh
21:59
berman.
22:00
He's got that. Did I
22:02
get that right? Which one? k.
22:07
Berman. Oh, sorry. Yeah. did I
22:09
get that right? Yes. You got that. That's nice.
22:11
Yeah. Who could play William in a
22:13
film about his life? Daniel Craig.
22:16
No. Julian Clary.
22:18
Who could play William? Shirley
22:19
Bassie. He's put
22:22
Nicholas Galaxy
22:23
Oh,
22:24
bless him. Who's that? Nicholas Klipschin or
22:27
Galatzin. He is the
22:29
star of red, white, and royal blue, which is
22:31
the film that I was working on a few
22:33
weeks ago. he was also in Netflix
22:35
purple hearts currently, and he's gorgeous and
22:37
lovely. And and he kept
22:39
telling telling me every time I
22:41
saw him around the set that I was popping up on
22:43
TikTok.
22:44
Yeah. I was sat there.
22:45
Yeah. Hi. Pop up on whatever you
22:48
want. Is Is
22:50
William a boob or a bum person?
22:52
A boob or a bum person?
22:54
Yeah. Has
22:55
he even answered this? But Oh,
22:57
please. You've all seen mine, and he's put the peach emoji.
23:02
Right? Well done. You got two
23:05
right. I got Means you can't go ahead. We
23:07
got two right. Oh, Jesus. We'll
23:09
we'll just quickly skim through these
23:11
ones that Ben asked that I
23:13
asked him. as well.
23:15
Oh, forgot to ask this one
23:17
as well. Oh, forgot to ask. Oh,
23:19
and finally, yes.
23:21
favorite sex position. He won't have answered
23:24
that. He put absolutely not answer
23:26
that. There we go.
23:28
So you got way there.
23:31
Three rate. Three rate. I'll get you on the
23:33
table. ten? Yeah. Right. I think it was
23:35
ten.
23:37
It's
23:37
something that Nike remembers our arguments in
23:40
such detail. little fun fact. I've learned.
23:43
Yep. There you go. That was good. I would say we
23:45
don't really argue anymore. We probably hit the start
23:47
of our relationship when you're still crazy. You
23:49
used to. when you're still
23:50
finding your feet with one
23:53
another. Oh. But now we're quite set in our ways
23:55
now. Yeah. Okay.
23:57
Well, look, genuinely, we all love
23:59
you. I'll stop. We all
24:01
love Nike and we're so happy for you, and we hope
24:03
you have a wonderful day in your wedding. Just
24:05
one more bit of correspondence. Do I
24:07
read it? Is it gonna make me
24:09
cry? You read it.
24:11
I don't mean to talk me.
24:12
Can't read it. This
24:14
is from
24:15
Grace. Dear
24:17
William, Nike, Jordan, Phoebe,
24:19
and Diego.
24:20
Well, cheers guys. I've never got
24:22
an ocean. I've been waiting here on all bloody
24:24
day. It's a full house, really, the man.
24:26
William and Nike that posh care of and magic and all
24:28
that champagne? She's become a bit bloody
24:31
emmered. Keep up a bit of
24:32
my bowl love. She's
24:34
like yourself.
24:35
She's got a face like a sled to us. She's got
24:37
a face like a bulldog looking pistol for fissile.
24:41
Finish? Yep. William Mike,
24:43
congratulations on your upcoming wedding and wishing you a
24:45
lifetime of happiness. I'm a long time listener
24:47
and second time writer, the first time
24:49
I wrote was before my wedding
24:51
just over a year a year ago. In it, I
24:52
asked some wedding related questions, only
24:55
to my horror to work my way
24:57
through the catalog and discover not only
24:59
had they been answered in the episode from the
25:01
first season, help I dance down the
25:03
aisle, but also we did a list of things
25:05
William labels as common or awful. three out
25:07
of five, a cheese cake,
25:09
a dog ring bearer, and email
25:12
RSVPs. It does ring a bell. This
25:14
was very much in our first episode.
25:16
We both played up to our characters, let's
25:18
say. A needless to say, I was
25:20
definitely embarrassed to hear I was common,
25:22
but nevertheless, had a truly wonderful day. really hope you
25:24
do too. The clip is worth a listen,
25:26
Jordan sounds great. Warmest
25:28
wishes Grace, p s photo
25:30
attached of our beautiful dog, sending
25:32
you lots of love. And it looks like
25:34
a dog, missus Terje. Would you call that
25:36
a little brussel? Yeah. So
25:38
there you go. It's gonna bring the
25:40
ring. I've got a lovely outfit with you,
25:42
my wife. I can't do my dad. I'm pressured
25:44
without my braces then. Yeah, Janelle.
25:46
You're
25:46
doing alright. Well, Grace.
25:48
Thank you very much. for that. Gene
25:50
Levers, look, again, thank you very much for all
25:52
of your messages. I will I promise
25:54
you if you have sent them in and they are in this watch,
25:56
I will read all of them. I should
25:58
probably be puddle by the end of it. So thank you, Antoine Mieke.
26:01
And I can assure you if
26:03
time, if space, and if
26:05
money were no objects, invite
26:07
every single one of the GMV puts to the
26:09
wedding. So thank you.
26:10
Yeah. That would be a laugh.
26:12
Be a big
26:12
big wedding. Yeah. Well, we had a steak
26:15
enough as it is. We had a steak day. did
26:17
have strength. We just charge them to come.
26:19
Jean and we'll we'll
26:21
tell you all about the wording next week.
26:23
Yeah. We will. Okay. remember
26:25
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26:27
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So if that's you, get back in touch with producer
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26:42
We can have a hug.
26:52
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26:54
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26:56
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