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Weekend Release: William's Wedding

Released Friday, 23rd September 2022
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Friday, 23rd September 2022
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He's Joe Tasca,

0:01

and he's got a little friend in his eye called

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Torbjorn. Hello. Yes, I do.

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together, we're bringing you it,

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the podcast where we all the world's

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biggest debates. Yes,

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we do. And in each episode, we bring you

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a definitive answer to

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one big question. Live gotta know.

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you're braking? Obviously. Definitely. far

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right. And is it okay to we in

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enough. And should you snooze or get up the first time?

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0:54

Oh, look. Oh,

0:56

plants.

1:00

hi

1:02

Oh, this is so sweet. Why

1:05

did you come on that? Oh,

1:09

oh, no. Look. So I've arranged

1:11

this for you with the help of Ben. You've yes.

1:13

You've been personally responsible for you.

1:15

Yeah. Oh, bless. Look at this.

1:17

It's nice and tip. Look.

1:19

i love So

1:21

I've got some cards from the GMV

1:23

this.

1:24

Oh, look.

1:26

I can I can feel under a cry already.

1:29

Don't get started.

1:35

Hello, and

1:36

welcome to our weekend

1:38

release. This is the bonus podcast

1:40

episode where we can see how much extra

1:42

content we can squeeze into your week. random

1:45

things that have been sent in, extra bits from

1:47

the week and how our advice went down with

1:49

you, our Gene Davis. And also, at

1:52

the time of this going out,

1:54

It's

1:54

William's wedding day. I

1:56

don't because I've already started to go. Happy

1:59

wedding day. Oh, you

1:59

crying? Well, yes. So we're

2:02

currently here in the studio.

2:04

We've got bunting up for William. Yes.

2:06

We've got a selection of cakes and cakes. It's a very

2:08

wobbly cake stone. your favorite

2:12

peanut butter brownies -- Yes. -- downstairs.

2:15

Obviously, spoiler alert. This is, you know, this

2:17

podcast not live radio. So this isn't actually

2:19

my wedding day at time recording, but we're very close

2:21

to it. This is exactly what I should not be

2:23

eating. And we'll have a nibble. I'll have a nibble.

2:25

I've

2:25

gotta get you know, I've gotta get You gotta get incredible

2:27

rest and see. No. Yeah. Oh, nice

2:29

enough as it is. Oh, nice, man. So,

2:33

yeah, we should start by opening some

2:35

champagne. Some champagne. Champagne. Champagne. Champagne.

2:37

Champagne around Alex. Hello, Alex.

2:40

It's mommy here. Happy wedding

2:42

day. Let's do some champagne on

2:44

the table. Jordan is going to open

2:46

it for you darling. I will have it

2:48

all ready at the time of recording it is

2:51

quarter to none in the morning, but you'll

2:53

know me darling. Earlier,

2:55

the better, it's five o'clock somewhere. Thanks,

2:57

Sarah. She's just in the interest of sort of

2:59

infotainment. Sorry.

3:01

What are

3:01

you doing? That's the weirdest way.

3:04

You don't take the entire

3:05

foil off. Yeah. Just take that off there.

3:07

Do you

3:07

want to tell people how to open bottle champagne?

3:11

Just

3:11

screw it open out here. Please

3:14

be careful. you twist the bottle,

3:16

not the cork is what I was aiming

3:18

at. And also make sure you point that as well.

3:21

No. No. Take the cage off first. I

3:23

know how to open pissing champagne. We You

3:25

know what? giving that impression. Work in show

3:27

business. Oh.

3:30

Oh. Hey. Honeymoon.

3:33

Happy weather. Where's the champagne for the girls?

3:35

Yeah. We've got we've got tambinos.

3:38

Here we go. You you went to Paul just

3:40

a bit into prime the glass. What

3:42

you're about? Is that what you meant? Is the etiquette for

3:44

champagne? Oh, there's loads of etiquette

3:45

for champagne. Champagne all Thanks.

3:47

Listen

3:48

to a happy wedding day. It's my

3:50

mother, Jean Charles Binks. I can't

3:52

wait for your wedding and James's.

3:54

Obviously, that will be we will spend more money

3:57

on James' darling, but you already know that.

3:59

Oh,

3:59

I'm

3:59

push. I'm so sorry. I've splothed. knowing James,

4:02

he'll probably have it as an unfilled. Oh,

4:04

I'm not going up there. Sorry.

4:06

I mean, I well, I might. I might. it's

4:09

my wedding day. No one is my wedding

4:11

day. Right. Well, we don't do a

4:13

taste in the base. Brilliant. Well, thank

4:15

you. And Nike and Nike, don't

4:17

think. I can't drink.

4:19

I mean,

4:20

it is you know, you don't drink to taste yourself.

4:22

Do you? How many times have you done that on

4:24

the podcast? That's that. That's

4:26

cold.

4:28

I used to hate champagne. Hold on one second my

4:30

nose. I had a chance. I used to hate champagne. She

4:32

always had it like warm, tinny, and those little plastic

4:34

shitty glasses. when you always had it warm in

4:36

those plastic shitty glasses. Yes.

4:39

Okay. So we

4:42

should start a bonus podcast episode. Yay. It's

4:44

your wedding day. I know. I will be

4:46

when this goes out, I will probably be

4:49

depending

4:49

on what time people are listening to this.

4:52

I will either be sitting, trying

4:54

to listen to Ecclesiastes. Okay?

4:56

Ecclesiastes. That's your reading.

4:59

Oh, is that the reading? hilariously,

5:01

Jordan messaged me last week

5:03

saying, because I had I had phonetically on

5:05

your reading put the phonetic

5:08

pronunciation of Ecclesiastes. And

5:10

you said, can you just give me a voice note? Ironically,

5:12

at the time, I had just come back from the dentist

5:14

having a filling redone. So my mouth was

5:16

numb. So I said, well, I will

5:18

voice note it for you, but it's not going to

5:20

sound even remotely correct because

5:22

my mouth is numb. Okay.

5:24

And Jordan's going to play that for you now.

5:27

achieve the FCs chapter four

5:29

versus nine to twelve. Okay.

5:32

And please, yeah, the chapter four. Do

5:34

I have to say like that? Don't worry We're not like

5:37

that. Don't get up

5:39

there. Yeah. I'm really nervous about this

5:41

talk. It's not a talk. Really? I

5:43

just want to make that perfectly clear. That head

5:45

talk You're a tech talk

5:47

before it of how to get into radio. Yes.

5:50

because my congregation I feel

5:52

like I'll say to the rest of the congregation.

5:55

There's a lot There's a lot of people

5:57

that work in radio there. Isn't it? Yes.

5:59

I'll change the

5:59

title too. How to be successful. chicow.

6:06

I'm joking. I'm joking.

6:09

So, yes, well, Jordan's doing your reading.

6:12

and you've got that. And

6:15

legally, we actually get married at

6:17

ten o'clock. So for those GNDVs, they

6:19

want to live the day with us.

6:21

At ten o'clock is the the actual bit

6:23

where I will be married from about ten

6:25

Boston. And for those of you that wanna see any

6:27

pictures, didn't quite how low, but it will be in

6:29

close to magazine. Did that show last

6:31

week? Make sure.

6:35

Hey. I don't be good to that. It's

6:38

not going to be in any magazine. I hope not,

6:40

anyway. Anyway,

6:42

to read some of your cut at all these cards and Yes.

6:44

We now suggest from the Gene Devers. Should we describe

6:46

the scene? Yeah. BRI is Jordan.

6:48

So this is what we're calling radio

6:51

painting the picture. So we've got our desk.

6:53

We've got a little cake stand. We've got our champagne.

6:55

We've got an array of cards, a collection

6:57

of cards that have been sent in from you,

7:00

our wonderful wonderful listeners, and

7:03

read some Okay. I'm good. I picked them at

7:05

random. This one says happily ever after on the front.

7:07

Oh my gosh. Dear William and

7:09

Nike. I wish you Why

7:11

are you laughing already? Can

7:13

I just interject? Yeah. This

7:15

one says William and Mike

7:17

give a picture of a broken neck.

7:21

And it says congratulations to

7:23

both of you for getting hit. Sorry to interrupt.

7:25

I hope you have the most wonderful day and have a long

7:27

and happy marriage of each other. My

7:29

piece of advice would be to always talk

7:31

everything through each of her. Mhmm. She can't

7:33

really go wrong. Congratulations again

7:35

with best wishes, Stanley Brock. me

7:37

send a lovely card there. Well, that's So I was

7:39

thinking that's from Stan. Yeah. You're in the

7:41

in the dress. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

7:43

Thank you, Stan. This one is from Claire

7:45

in Leicester. Do William and

7:47

Mikey. I wish you all the happiness in the world on your

7:49

wedding day and for the future. I feel like I

7:51

know you both so well from the podcast and from

7:53

Mike's work too. Yep. no worries.

7:55

Need help doing any and no job

7:57

too big or small gives a ring. Have the

7:59

most wonderful day and a very happy and healthy future

8:01

together. I will raise a glass to both, but obviously,

8:03

won't clink it. with anyone else's. That's

8:05

from Claire. That's lovely. Thank you Claire.

8:07

William and Nike, congratulations. I'm

8:10

becoming mister and mister William. If you

8:12

make Nike laugh half as much as you do me,

8:14

He's in for a lifetime of fun and happiness.

8:16

Oh. I'm gonna make you cry about the holidays. Okay.

8:18

Marriage is hard but amazing. Yep.

8:20

And it's to be able to spend every day with

8:22

your best friend, Hip Hip parade. That's Oh,

8:25

oh, thank you Emma. And this is from

8:27

Katherine with a c. think it's the

8:29

Duchess of Cambridge. Possibly. Two

8:31

William and Mike. He's a big GMV there.

8:34

Congratulations on your wedding day. As Jane

8:36

Austin wrote, we'll love a Jane Austin

8:38

quote. It is such a happiness when good

8:40

people get together and they always

8:42

do. Love Katherine. This is from

8:44

Page. It says congratulations, William

8:46

and Nike. Wish you a new holder.

8:48

peness in the world. Thank

8:51

you, Paige. You've got you've got a

8:53

look at the front of that one. Oh,

8:55

it's two k ghosts. Oh

8:58

god. That's great.

9:00

I love it. Tigo ghosts.

9:02

Oh, but the willies don't mean. This

9:04

is from Jay Dean. It says

9:07

congratulations newlyweds. Dear William and

9:09

Mike here, wish you both a magical mirrored Life full of

9:11

love and fun. I hope you're urge will be the first in a

9:13

long line of dreams to come true.

9:15

Congratulations and best wishes from a

9:17

devoted fan. Oh, you okay?

9:19

I'm okay. More on. Yeah. This is from

9:21

Jordi. Congratulations. Welcome to Nike.

9:23

I couldn't be happier here for the two of you.

9:25

So glad Nike managed to get a day off the

9:27

building site for the wedding. Oh, it's

9:29

been a nightmare anyone. Let me up, wake

9:31

up. Wishing you a lifetime of happiness. Are

9:33

you off? Have you been off this week? Both of

9:35

you. Have I been off? Day before the wedding group are

9:37

off. that the body body is going to be

9:39

louder than ever after the body made. Jesus.

9:43

I love

9:46

and congratulations. Jody, have you pat the

9:48

lube for the honeymoon yet? This

9:50

one says marriage. Don't forget that. This is

9:53

from Lou with a u.

9:55

The most

9:59

important

9:59

thing to hold on to in life is

10:02

each other. Oh,

10:04

lovely. Oh, oh, lovely. This

10:06

is from Elza. Congratulations to

10:08

happy couple. It will be without a

10:10

doubt the wedding of the year. and all

10:12

of the hard work will have paid off. This is why

10:14

William reads a letter. With

10:18

all of the content for the podcast it has

10:20

provided alone, Can't wait to

10:22

hear all about it when you're recording

10:24

again. Don't forget to enjoy it, guys, and good

10:26

luck with the reading,

10:27

Jordan. Oh, good

10:28

luck with the reading, Jordan. There you go.

10:30

Thank you. So do one Yes. Do one more.

10:32

Dave, we'll leave a monkey. This is from

10:34

Natasha. I want to wish you both a

10:36

lifetime of happiness whether that

10:38

will be at the building merchants or

10:40

talking taken in the

10:42

show. But in all seriousness, I want to

10:44

say how grateful him that you've shared your joy with

10:46

us, and I truly wish you both a life time

10:48

of love happiness and wonder. Let

10:50

the past take about the forever

10:52

is now. Oh. And

10:55

what's that from? But

10:57

ironically, I was just chucked away in today. Are

10:59

you crying? Yeah. Are you

11:01

sweet boy? You're so lovely. Thank

11:03

you. You're so lovely. who

11:05

now wants to listen to me cry again on

11:07

these podcast. We've had by the way, can

11:09

I just And I think all

11:11

these cards been sent in. I shall be taking them home and

11:13

showing them to my kids. You might have heard Ben

11:15

left a little secret message

11:17

on last week's recording. He'll do anything to

11:19

get on this podcast. And we've

11:21

can tell you we've had thousands and thousands

11:24

of messages. They're just a

11:26

tiny tiny

11:26

example of some of them. No. That helps.

11:29

Generally, if you've written in Thank you. William

11:31

will reply to all of them.

11:33

Now hang on. Yeah.

11:36

Ben's given me his stick watch in

11:38

in front of me here. Did you want some macockeys

11:40

or brownies? I'll have some in a minute. Yeah.

11:42

Okay. I'm I'm trying to

11:44

flick through them on mic. It's not really working. It's

11:46

a sound effect. but they're they're I

11:48

mean, I don't know how many pages there I'm going to get to. some

11:51

page. I'm page. I'm page. I'm page around dollars. This

11:53

is your wedding day. There

11:54

I'm I'm not I'm not allowed. It's my dress. ready

11:57

dogs. Backing

11:59

else, Sarah. I'm trying to get my tongue

12:01

on.

12:02

Darn it. Just bring my dress down and

12:04

wash everything. I'm having so much

12:06

champagne for the wedding today, darling.

12:08

James, I already buy the cool

12:10

blossom. Oh, it looks so

12:12

handsome, James.

12:13

Hey. Thanks, mom. Oh,

12:16

god. I'll cast. Can you can you help me

12:18

with my clip on tie? Of course, I can't. on

12:20

tie. Of course, I can. No one's

12:22

having a kiss. Sarah, where's the fucking

12:24

dress? I can't find it anywhere.

12:27

It's hung up on the wardrobe darling.

12:29

sign the walk in closet darling. The

12:31

one William came out of when he was

12:33

fifteen. We'll be doing William's funeral by

12:35

the time that your your impressions

12:37

are finished. that. That's just an insight

12:39

into the and Huntsville has

12:41

something there where didn't they? That's

12:43

a driver coming down, like,

12:45

finished? Yep.

12:48

Yep. There are so

12:50

many messages here that have

12:52

been sent in, I believe, on email

12:54

or electronic chronically, these are not handwritten, which I'm slightly

12:56

pleased about. They don't

12:58

have return addresses.

13:00

Yeah.

13:01

I'm I'm going to just pick some out

13:03

at random here. Dear

13:05

William and Mike, I just had to write to both of

13:07

you to wish you all the best in your future together. I

13:09

hope your day is beautiful and always

13:11

be helpful. but don't forget all that really

13:13

matters at the end of the day. It's the two of you, and that's

13:15

from Kayleigh. Thank you. Thank you.

13:17

There are loads of I should just say there are lots of

13:19

names very, very quickly. looking through these

13:21

that I have that

13:23

I told you. Are

13:26

you

13:26

okay? Do you want

13:27

a hug? Are

13:29

you sure? You're gonna

13:31

be a mess. I'm gonna be a mess.

13:33

It's not even there. We're not even in the week of the

13:35

wedding when we record this. Oh, did that make

13:37

a pie?

13:38

I'm not wearing

13:40

mascara. I'm not wearing mascara, bloody have

13:43

just one surprise if you did. I'm not on today. I

13:45

only wear it from scratch. Carry on.

13:47

Sorry. No. There are lots of names here.

13:49

Oh god. I got

13:51

you a speech at the wedding.

13:53

That's given

13:55

me the most nightmares at the moment. There

13:58

are lots of

13:59

names.

14:01

Oh

14:03

dear. That one, you're

14:05

gonna make me cry.

14:07

Thank you for the messages.

14:10

Oh, this is ridiculous. Oh,

14:12

it's alright. There's

14:15

so many there. There's so much people

14:17

love you. and that's how happy

14:19

our wonderful listeners are here. So

14:21

remember that if and when you ever got

14:23

married, I'd assure you the It'd be a

14:25

thicker watch. We all know that, but don't

14:27

mention that that. This is about

14:29

you. Thank you all. Enjoy this

14:31

moment. for

14:33

now.

14:34

Dear. The funniest thing, can I also

14:36

point out on TikTok to the

14:38

lovely people on TikTok? last

14:41

week when we did a video about

14:43

Lageron Tap, and I was referring to

14:45

Nicola. And the comments underneath, I

14:47

said, oh, I can't ask Nicola that. Is

14:49

that Nicola. Who's Nick? I thought she

14:51

was gay. Nick is

14:55

For

14:59

twenty four hours, TikTok was

15:01

incredibly confused. It

15:04

was incredibly confused. I

15:08

would just like to point out my fiance

15:10

with one e. Did you know that fiance I didn't

15:12

actually know this being a homosexual

15:14

but a female Fiance has two

15:16

e's on the end. There is a male fiance, and

15:18

that can be a that can be heterosexual as

15:20

well as 1E0I didn't know. Anyway,

15:22

my fiance with one e is called Michael

15:24

or my key. And yeah.

15:26

Anyway, what I now I feel I've composed myself with

15:28

a good laugh. You could've picked me correct. What I was

15:30

going to say is that with all these

15:32

messages, there are so many names of

15:34

people who oh god I'm going

15:36

here. There are so many names of people over the

15:38

years who have listened to us from

15:40

the start that

15:42

have written in, oh, not as

15:44

pathetic. No. It's

15:46

lovely. You know what I'm saying. Peacehold

15:48

that we've god.

15:50

Got

15:54

to know over the years. So thank

15:57

you. It's lovely. People

15:58

are genuinely genuinely, and we

15:59

probably haven't said this enough. We're so happy for

16:02

you. And we're all so happy for

16:04

you.

16:04

Honestly, We're all so so.

16:07

I will be delighted when the wedding is no longer

16:09

part of my life. I should be honest. I

16:11

I had that sense of each

16:13

other. That's a great argument

16:15

for only having one marriage in your life, and that's

16:17

organizing one of them. Yeah.

16:19

It'll be nice when it's all I mean, look, it's gonna be

16:21

the happiest day of my life. to

16:24

date, but

16:26

I'll

16:26

be very glad when I don't need to worry

16:28

about it. Okay. That's

16:29

all I'm saying.

16:32

Sorry as well. I got really RTT with

16:34

impressions and I forgot there's a lot of people

16:36

that actually work in this office that are

16:38

trying to work. So sorry guys.

16:40

Sorry, Tom. There you

16:43

go. Thousands of people that are working

16:45

here. Can I have a nibble on a brownie? Of course, she

16:47

can. And whilst she's doing that, Oh,

16:49

don't. Oh, just one more thing on

16:51

the bonus. Oh, gong. It doesn't want to

16:53

blame my nose, actually. Genuinely,

16:55

thank you to everybody that is is so

16:57

touching that so many people. It's so happy for

16:59

you. It's lovely. People are

17:01

genuine like, we're all so happy for

17:03

you. Okay.

17:05

Just gonna

17:08

go eat my feelings. Right. Got

17:10

that good.

17:11

We're gonna do a little game.

17:14

of mister and mister. Mhmm. I asked

17:16

Maggie some questions. Oh, Jesus. And

17:19

and you've got to guess what he

17:21

said. and then I'll reveal

17:23

to what he said. Okay.

17:25

Okay. Great. Cheers,

17:27

Jordan.

17:28

Thanks for the rest of the rest of the

17:31

good love. So a game

17:31

of mister and mister Kew, the cheesy

17:34

music, please.

17:44

Hello, and welcome sir.

17:46

Mister and mister. My name is Jordan. Are you looking down

17:48

the camera like it's BBC three?

17:50

ITV's new prime time host.

17:52

Oh, is it on ICD?

17:54

Well, mister and mister used to be there. Oh, I

17:56

but your new one with Jason thingy is

17:59

on sixty three. sixty three.

18:01

Right. don't sing that. I've already been

18:03

warned that. We haven't

18:05

done anything. Seriously,

18:08

I was in the contract. Is

18:11

that dope? Is that how does that

18:14

one do? Jason and Drew. And then

18:16

once he's in your head here. Jason, I

18:19

hung your own. Question

18:23

number one.

18:27

Right. What Mike he say was his first

18:29

impression of you. Well, Mike and I first met in

18:31

Nottingham when he was at

18:33

university and I went to go and visit my

18:35

friend, Adam.

18:35

the

18:36

on Grindr didn't

18:38

you? You don't match

18:40

on Grindr. The

18:43

Oh, what

18:43

was his first impression of me?

18:46

Probably wasn't very favorable.

18:47

Just go on.

18:49

Very tall. Very orange,

18:50

and I was wearing a lot of makeup that

18:52

day. It was nice

18:56

fellow. Nice

18:56

fellow. I did Joe to photo a

18:58

lovely lot. Lovely chap. You

19:00

see, you know, We're just

19:02

doing the apprentice back pain, so I didn't even know who it was

19:05

myself. Oh, nice. I've

19:07

never heard Mike use the word fellow

19:09

in ever, but

19:10

anyway. What's William's worst feature? Oh,

19:12

for God's sake. Where

19:15

do we begin? Just

19:18

these one. Do we mean

19:20

physical?

19:20

No. I'm

19:21

a

19:22

control freak. All words to

19:24

that effect. It's put auto

19:27

tardy in. Oh, Georgia. Yeah. We're okay. That well, I wouldn't say that.

19:29

What's it? It's all tardium. So Nike will

19:31

be making something in the kitchen or doing

19:33

something. And he'll put

19:35

something down, and it'll let me be down on the side

19:37

for about a second, and I will come and auto

19:39

tidy it and wash it away, wash it

19:41

up, put it away, and then he'll be going

19:43

to use it again. It's gone. Yeah. I did. And it's

19:45

because I'm a control freak and I like things to be quite

19:47

neat. My key celebrity

19:49

crush. I thought it was

19:52

Henry Campbell. Henry

19:54

Campbell. Well, it was Henry Neville.

19:56

Oh. And then I messaged him saying,

19:58

Henry Neville last night. And I think I've

20:00

I think I've, like, knocked him a bit.

20:02

and then he's put Daniel Craig. So I'll send you guys that one. Right? Okay.

20:04

Fine. Does he fancy Daniel Craig?

20:06

Oh, I see. Let's do. Let's put

20:08

it that way. That's

20:10

why he's with me actually because apparently, I just looked so like

20:12

Daniel Craig. Well, put more

20:14

like

20:14

Wendy's He's actually touched me back. Put in

20:16

aha. Absolutely. Have you seen his

20:19

upper body? seeing capital

20:21

letters. Is he

20:22

talking about mine? No. Henry

20:25

capital. We're just

20:26

we're just talking about salesforce, you

20:29

continue to text us. I don't

20:31

look at the answers. Oh, it wasn't. Sorry.

20:33

What does William do that annoys Nike

20:35

the most? Well, auto

20:36

if auto tagging

20:39

something to

20:39

do with you,

20:41

does shout

20:41

on the phone. He's put he doesn't listen

20:43

to me when he's on his phone.

20:46

Oh. I feel

20:48

like quite a bad person now.

20:51

What'd you argue about He doesn't listen to me

20:53

when he's on his phone. Please me.

20:55

You don't listen to me when you're on your phone.

20:57

I'm the host here. Excuse me.

20:59

What'd you argue about the most?

21:04

what

21:04

we're going to eat. What do

21:06

we argue about the nose? What's your

21:08

bicker about the nose? He said, I

21:10

don't think we bicker. He's

21:12

what gonna

21:13

say, Ethan? Yeah.

21:15

William

21:16

always wants to leave the house early. I want to

21:18

leave my guntag on his own. so

21:20

you say it. Okay. wins

21:22

the most arguments? Me?

21:25

No. Well, no. Oh.

21:28

I would

21:29

probably I don't think it's probably that

21:32

equal. but I sometimes like to

21:33

let Nike win arguments for once of

21:36

an easy life. What are you saying?

21:38

Nike? Yeah. He's put me because I'm

21:40

usually right. little bitch.

21:42

It's a wedding day.

21:44

Don't call it. Yeah, but he's my

21:46

bitch. It's

21:48

so bad. It's not George. He's my

21:50

bitch. Okay. I'm

21:52

gonna cry on the way today. I don't. I mean,

21:54

look, I mean, I'm crying now. What is

21:56

William most scared of?

21:58

Oh, oh

21:59

berman.

22:00

He's got that. Did I

22:02

get that right? Which one? k.

22:07

Berman. Oh, sorry. Yeah. did I

22:09

get that right? Yes. You got that. That's nice.

22:11

Yeah. Who could play William in a

22:13

film about his life? Daniel Craig.

22:16

No. Julian Clary.

22:18

Who could play William? Shirley

22:19

Bassie. He's put

22:22

Nicholas Galaxy

22:23

Oh,

22:24

bless him. Who's that? Nicholas Klipschin or

22:27

Galatzin. He is the

22:29

star of red, white, and royal blue, which is

22:31

the film that I was working on a few

22:33

weeks ago. he was also in Netflix

22:35

purple hearts currently, and he's gorgeous and

22:37

lovely. And and he kept

22:39

telling telling me every time I

22:41

saw him around the set that I was popping up on

22:43

TikTok.

22:44

Yeah. I was sat there.

22:45

Yeah. Hi. Pop up on whatever you

22:48

want. Is Is

22:50

William a boob or a bum person?

22:52

A boob or a bum person?

22:54

Yeah. Has

22:55

he even answered this? But Oh,

22:57

please. You've all seen mine, and he's put the peach emoji.

23:02

Right? Well done. You got two

23:05

right. I got Means you can't go ahead. We

23:07

got two right. Oh, Jesus. We'll

23:09

we'll just quickly skim through these

23:11

ones that Ben asked that I

23:13

asked him. as well.

23:15

Oh, forgot to ask this one

23:17

as well. Oh, forgot to ask. Oh,

23:19

and finally, yes.

23:21

favorite sex position. He won't have answered

23:24

that. He put absolutely not answer

23:26

that. There we go.

23:28

So you got way there.

23:31

Three rate. Three rate. I'll get you on the

23:33

table. ten? Yeah. Right. I think it was

23:35

ten.

23:37

It's

23:37

something that Nike remembers our arguments in

23:40

such detail. little fun fact. I've learned.

23:43

Yep. There you go. That was good. I would say we

23:45

don't really argue anymore. We probably hit the start

23:47

of our relationship when you're still crazy. You

23:49

used to. when you're still

23:50

finding your feet with one

23:53

another. Oh. But now we're quite set in our ways

23:55

now. Yeah. Okay.

23:57

Well, look, genuinely, we all love

23:59

you. I'll stop. We all

24:01

love Nike and we're so happy for you, and we hope

24:03

you have a wonderful day in your wedding. Just

24:05

one more bit of correspondence. Do I

24:07

read it? Is it gonna make me

24:09

cry? You read it.

24:11

I don't mean to talk me.

24:12

Can't read it. This

24:14

is from

24:15

Grace. Dear

24:17

William, Nike, Jordan, Phoebe,

24:19

and Diego.

24:20

Well, cheers guys. I've never got

24:22

an ocean. I've been waiting here on all bloody

24:24

day. It's a full house, really, the man.

24:26

William and Nike that posh care of and magic and all

24:28

that champagne? She's become a bit bloody

24:31

emmered. Keep up a bit of

24:32

my bowl love. She's

24:34

like yourself.

24:35

She's got a face like a sled to us. She's got

24:37

a face like a bulldog looking pistol for fissile.

24:41

Finish? Yep. William Mike,

24:43

congratulations on your upcoming wedding and wishing you a

24:45

lifetime of happiness. I'm a long time listener

24:47

and second time writer, the first time

24:49

I wrote was before my wedding

24:51

just over a year a year ago. In it, I

24:52

asked some wedding related questions, only

24:55

to my horror to work my way

24:57

through the catalog and discover not only

24:59

had they been answered in the episode from the

25:01

first season, help I dance down the

25:03

aisle, but also we did a list of things

25:05

William labels as common or awful. three out

25:07

of five, a cheese cake,

25:09

a dog ring bearer, and email

25:12

RSVPs. It does ring a bell. This

25:14

was very much in our first episode.

25:16

We both played up to our characters, let's

25:18

say. A needless to say, I was

25:20

definitely embarrassed to hear I was common,

25:22

but nevertheless, had a truly wonderful day. really hope you

25:24

do too. The clip is worth a listen,

25:26

Jordan sounds great. Warmest

25:28

wishes Grace, p s photo

25:30

attached of our beautiful dog, sending

25:32

you lots of love. And it looks like

25:34

a dog, missus Terje. Would you call that

25:36

a little brussel? Yeah. So

25:38

there you go. It's gonna bring the

25:40

ring. I've got a lovely outfit with you,

25:42

my wife. I can't do my dad. I'm pressured

25:44

without my braces then. Yeah, Janelle.

25:46

You're

25:46

doing alright. Well, Grace.

25:48

Thank you very much. for that. Gene

25:50

Levers, look, again, thank you very much for all

25:52

of your messages. I will I promise

25:54

you if you have sent them in and they are in this watch,

25:56

I will read all of them. I should

25:58

probably be puddle by the end of it. So thank you, Antoine Mieke.

26:01

And I can assure you if

26:03

time, if space, and if

26:05

money were no objects, invite

26:07

every single one of the GMV puts to the

26:09

wedding. So thank you.

26:10

Yeah. That would be a laugh.

26:12

Be a big

26:12

big wedding. Yeah. Well, we had a steak

26:15

enough as it is. We had a steak day. did

26:17

have strength. We just charge them to come.

26:19

Jean and we'll we'll

26:21

tell you all about the wording next week.

26:23

Yeah. We will. Okay. remember

26:25

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26:42

We can have a hug.

26:52

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26:54

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26:56

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