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back to another episode of High

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and Mighty. A very special episode of

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High and Mighty as movie month

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march continues. Not sure if that's going to

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be the order of those M words, but

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that will be changing. Trust

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me, the number one fuck boy,

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Johnny G. from the south shore

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of Nassau County, Long Island, standing

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six foot two, 305 pounds. I

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just got back from Vegas. It's

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John Geeber. It's all you got to

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do is trust me. Jackson Maine, it's

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movie month. I should have had you

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replaced by now. Abortion is healthcare. That's

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why I keep you around. Also

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joining me in the High and Mighty studios, my

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nearly silent co-host, Arthur Gabe, and Gabrielle Arthur. Give

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him a shout out. Arthur is

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deaf enough that he's four feet away

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and not hearing me at all. Also

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joining me in the High and

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Mighty studios, returning guests, you know

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him, you love them, but they

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hate movies. It's we

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hate movies, but Eric, Chris,

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Steven, and Andrew. What

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up? What up?

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Yes. Yes. You

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just came back from Vegas? Yeah. I landed

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late last night. And I

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stopped at Taco Bell without

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a drive through on the way home, which

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is just like an intense choice to be

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like, I'm going to get out and grab

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that. Did you sit down? I

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know I sat down. I brought it home with me. I

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had to eat it in the dark of my home. I couldn't eat

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this what I was going to do in public. As

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you should. Yeah. Yeah. It's

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like the word on bunting. It's like the word on bunting things.

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You put a little blanket over your

1:55

head and hide your shame for God.

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Gabriel, what what time of night are

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you? eating this Taco Bell by the way. This

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would be, I picked it

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up at like 10.05. I

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probably got to eat it at 10.20 after

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I walked the dog. I

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literally just came back from Vegas as well. Yeah,

2:14

I was there over the weekend for my brother's

2:16

bachelor party. Yeah, I know. We could have went

2:18

to the movies together. That would have been so

2:20

good. That's amazing you guys were in Vegas at

2:22

the same time. Yeah, it's very Taco Bell. I

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know. That's the problem. I find it

2:27

very difficult, at least in these

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resorts, like eating complete shit at four o'clock

2:31

in the morning. Is it easy to do?

2:33

Which is kind of my move, especially if

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you're out that late. I

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was just going to say, I'm glad you got it in before 11 p.m. gamers,

2:40

because after that, if I'm eating Taco Bell, I'm shitting

2:42

blood the next morning. Oh, yeah. The

2:45

indigestion. No, we're getting old, man. You're

2:47

doing that. Your rectum is

2:49

like the shining elevator. If

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you eat it after 11, you just got to stay up a little

2:54

later. That's all you got to get. You got to get it out.

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The next day, the start time of next day. Smart

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time budgeting. That's what it's about. Right. You're

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right. Do sleep, eat Taco Bell.

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You'll be better off in life. Trust me. I

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just I hadn't tried the new menu

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items yet. So I hit the banana

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and the stacker. When we

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talk about the empanada thing, I saw that I was

3:17

going to add Taco Bell quickly for lunch today. Wow.

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But I did not do the empanada. It's

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all right. I

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didn't even know you could eat Taco Bell during

3:29

the day. They

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open for most of the day. They're going

3:34

to be taking sundown food, man. I

3:36

got to get illegal during the day. There were two

3:38

doctors appointments. So I was like, fuck it. Do

3:44

seven between. I'm sure. Steve, why

3:46

they're not giving us universal health care. This

3:50

fat guy is just going to blow it on

3:52

Taco Bell anyway. Yeah. Just to get the new

3:55

chicken to Keto's from Taco Bell. I'm

3:57

not feeling great. So I'm just

3:59

going to fuck it. Taco Bell and I did.

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And. I read my book or whatever and

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live as as I'm leaving with us. I'm

4:06

getting ahead of edged out by like it

4:08

was as as of us at nightclubs. It

4:10

was a woman with a happy birthday had

4:13

at least another woman was like the door.

4:15

The party going on like happy Birthday Bay

4:17

it's it's your birthday on a Tuesday afternoon

4:19

at a bus Alex Hello Kitty edged out

4:22

why this the this is a birthday party

4:24

as f the do Taco Bell of them

4:26

when they can see what I saw. you

4:28

came back from Vegas unless you don't want

4:31

to see George exactly. This is such

4:33

that his birthday and it was time.

4:35

so a brow. What about style or

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no? No, but she's I'll bow. example

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scientists get. let's pause assess as. A

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bit say what is it for. A

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sec. Ah

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yes. and he between doctor's appointments hidden Taco

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Bell is just like you know, that's where

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the doctor looks out the window. August son

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of a bitch. So I do. I do

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this. You

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know, I could smell it on. Our

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end up in smoke cigarettes no sir. When

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they are you having crisper not as per week. Five

5:12

packs a day. ssssss Other new item

5:14

that the stack are saying that's a

5:16

scam. that's just a folded over case

5:18

of beer. You can tell me otherwise

5:20

arose out know what? this is a

5:22

thing? Taco Bell crisper not as actual

5:24

attack is an actual texture change for.

5:27

South. About. All. Their other stuff is

5:29

just. Folded. Up your for way

5:31

and that Had his assistant order and I'm

5:33

here for the innovation. The. Stature ends

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up being like. A. Taste

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a D s slice of pizza like

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it and like the try again you

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have all that again and you're like

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actually this goes our pretty smooth and

5:46

you're like obvious getting up a different

5:48

things faster aside as as I love

5:50

a big mac I've never taken three

5:52

big bats and most of all together

5:54

and is it that way that us

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and been faster without a big Mac

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without the day when. It offers.

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Better be a be doing this in

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public so silly mixing up with persists

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also leading so she'll be having.over you're

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sick like.gay breasts at twelve o'clock at

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night starts over the sink that the

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wouldn't support that was expensive the the

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same and for his yes meeting when

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the sun is now hopefully know moonlight

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know line on your theory and really

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when are you on? It's a very

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by gone to a duncan has gone

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to a Dunkin Donuts lately and sandia

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ah they have. A you be so

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all the press from of the pump an

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era having a heart attack lemonade see upset

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or and are we have to have a

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piece of that sort out the lab energy

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they have at energy like drink like lemonade

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bring the old was like what was the

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thought process there We need more heart attack

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things we like all this president of beauty

6:48

we be a bore heart attacks and Dunkin

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Donuts cel get around the the come out

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with their own. A are fifteen that. We

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found this item to be wildly popular

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in the States. So Dallas. El Camino

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share what were complicit in similar ways

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years now it's it sounds that are

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jews attackers ways they are fifteen has

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his her off as a sort of

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slippery if you got started to sing

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in a brown paper bag it'll dismiss

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as. A suspiciously some of

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the heat we just need some of the and are

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a he know we we want that that's who we

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we So cabbage your your drink in this Dunkin Donuts

7:23

caf. oh no no I wasn't going to coffee this

7:25

morning. I thought the thing over it and I'm like

7:27

why would you like this You see the store and

7:29

you're. Like we need that. We are absolutely read.

7:32

Chris is not ordering that until he gets

7:34

his I will in order Like. A

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few things I want to make sure our

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guard squared away before I try the doctor

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don't have limited number of folks are Arab

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I know suburbia. Nice and good. I don't

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want us to, you know, don't get a

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lucy or I don't need a casket Donuts

7:50

energy lemonade. Inform your next of kin. Good.

7:56

Guys. ah this has been a

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year for movies in my A

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lot of movies you want to

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go to the theater for. The awards, quote unquote,

8:05

movies are a chock full

8:07

of bangers, even a few blockbusters

8:10

in there. And that's

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a real fucking year for theater experiences.

8:15

Post-pandemic too. And I

8:18

will say, arguably post-pandemic, well, you know,

8:20

scholars will argue the intro of this

8:22

podcast forever. But

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I will say I've had some

8:28

of the worst movie-going experience I've

8:30

ever had in Los Angeles, like

8:33

a city where people go to

8:35

movies, a city with, you know,

8:37

assigned seating with blah, blah,

8:40

blah, all that. And I've still had some of

8:42

the worst experiences. And

8:44

I've had amazing transcendent film

8:47

experiences, but that's even more the

8:49

norm for me. In the last year,

8:52

I feel like everyone got fucking

8:55

goldfish brained on how you're supposed to behave

8:57

in public. Oh, big time, dude. Big time.

8:59

It's that like we're coming back off the

9:01

couch and getting back into the theaters. And

9:04

I forgot I can't act like an animal

9:06

in public. Oh, it's terrible. But

9:08

it's also like, they're lucky to have me. I

9:10

could be watching this on Netflix. $20,

9:13

I might as well piss on the scene. Like, you know,

9:15

that kind of thing. I wish. Yeah,

9:19

I'd love $20. Well, I'm not

9:21

going to cancel my business call that's supposed

9:23

to happen while I'm in the fucking theater.

9:26

Jesus. What? Somebody who watches

9:28

something. Was it a lot of chatty people or what? I'm

9:30

sorry. Chatty people, people,

9:33

you know, it's rarely like a group

9:35

of people that are a problem. It's

9:38

like four individuals who somehow like maybe

9:40

they are like oceans 11ing us and like

9:43

they've all predetermined to go. Let's

9:45

make the Killers of the Flower Moon one of the

9:47

weirdest film going experiences for this guy ever. No,

9:50

wait, what happened with that? With Killers

9:52

in Killers, a three hour and 40

9:55

minute movie, I had some of the

9:57

most insane a guy who was

9:59

sitting like five. Five seats away from me

10:01

had what could only be described as Wake

10:03

Apnea. And it was

10:07

like, dude was like, and

10:09

I think he was indigenous because

10:12

he was explaining a lot of stuff to,

10:14

so I did not like to

10:16

get your shit together. I was like,

10:19

thank you. Thank you for, I

10:21

hope you don't die in the screening. The

10:23

irony would be too real. A

10:26

guy behind me ate popcorn one kernel

10:28

at a time for three hours and

10:30

40 minutes. Imagine eating

10:33

popcorn for all, Killers

10:35

is a quiet movie. Yeah. Okay.

10:39

So you heard the popcorn and it was annoying you. What's

10:41

funny is on the Upper West Side for In

10:44

Bruges, so this is like 16 years ago or whatever

10:46

that is, I was in

10:48

a movie and I was eating popcorn and the

10:51

guy in front of me got so mad, actually

10:53

his wife got, it was an elderly couple, very

10:55

old. You'll find him up there.

10:57

On our podcast like seven years ago,

11:00

but I ended up threatening to fight

11:02

this guy over eating popcorn. Threatened to

11:04

fight this old man. Let's

11:08

just remember that really quickly. So

11:10

the wife turns around like, oh my God, it's too

11:12

loud. And then it

11:15

starts attracting people. I say, you're yelling

11:17

at us for eating popcorn in a

11:19

movie theater. And then I

11:21

think I told her to like minor fucking

11:23

business or whatever. And then the

11:26

old guy gets up and you know, classic

11:28

old New York guy, he's got like a long

11:30

coat, he's got a scarf still fixed to

11:32

him. And he starts like, and

11:35

I say, try it old man. And we almost come

11:37

to blows. You should have done

11:39

it. I

11:41

think that's how he wanted to go out.

11:43

That clearly is how he wanted to leave

11:45

this earth in battle. And it's a louder

11:47

movie than Killers in a Flower Boot. Do

11:50

you mean he's going to hit you with his

11:53

magazine sack from New Yorkers? He gave me like,

11:55

he was like, he looked at me like I

11:57

was a dog, like rolling up a newspaper. I'm

12:00

gonna hit you on the nose

12:02

with this expired film form calendar.

12:04

I've got a Jonathan Safran Fowler novel. I'm

12:07

gonna bounce off your fucking head. I

12:10

got a strand sticker on my face now. What

12:13

are you in for? I beat someone to death with

12:15

the corrections. Well, that's what I didn't say. I

12:20

didn't say anything to the guy behind me because I'm like,

12:22

he's not doing anything wrong. He's

12:25

just metronomically eating popcorn during

12:27

the quiet. And it

12:31

was crazy because it lasted over.

12:33

I don't have the fucking willpower

12:35

to eat popcorn for two...

12:38

I will fucking shove all popcorn into

12:40

my mouth. This was to explain, I

12:42

wasn't eating it slowly throughout the movie.

12:44

This was torrential downpour here and there.

12:49

I know and I'm really... This is for

12:51

the viewers here, but when I'm really eating

12:53

popcorn, I'm going like snake mouth where I'm

12:56

like... Oh yeah, dude. You're

12:58

like turn your whole head to get like

13:00

your cheek stretch around. You're like... There's

13:03

new parts of the mouth you're

13:05

discovering through popcorn. You're

13:07

always trying to break a record. Every time you eat

13:09

popcorn, you're just trying to get it a little bigger

13:11

if you can. Yeah, those 28 pieces

13:14

was pretty good. Maybe 32 would taste

13:16

even better. There you go. Do

13:18

you bet, buddy? You gotta

13:20

look out though if you're doing that. I don't think

13:22

they have it anymore. They were

13:24

doing the Cheeto-dusted popcorn for a while. That

13:27

was like... You just got to third base with Chest

13:29

of the Cheeto when you were done. It was just

13:31

like up your wrist somehow. I

13:35

never fuck with that. I just... It's like... There's

13:38

a kiss mark on your collar of

13:40

Cheeto-dusted somehow. You're like, how did this

13:42

happen? Where did these little guys

13:44

just come from? I'm just kidding. Cheesy.

13:50

Oh my God. Speaking of popcorn real quick,

13:53

you know, when was the last time you

13:55

think someone put their penis in a bucket

13:57

of popcorn? Did that ever happen though? Right,

14:01

like Steve, you know, I was like, yes, is it

14:03

this afternoon to Andrew's point? Or was it 1981 once?

14:06

Was it only in the film on the set

14:08

of the film Diner? Or have they done it

14:11

like countless times? I

14:13

feel like people have done it. Yeah, definitely.

14:15

Oh, 100% they did it. What

14:18

a way enough movie. We're all going 100%. We

14:20

know someone who did it. Yeah,

14:23

everyone knows Steve here. And

14:25

now because

14:28

of the dune bucket, you don't even have to go in

14:30

from the bottom no more. You can go right in the

14:32

top and start fucking that thing. I'm sorry, we're to do

14:34

it. I'd be worried about the dune bucket. It's

14:36

a little big. I want a little smaller house. You know what I

14:38

mean? I want a little smaller house. I want a better contrast. You

14:40

don't want to be the small worm? Oh, shit. Like,

14:43

look at this thing. I bought it, of course. I'm a

14:45

dune loser. Oh, and Andrew has it. He's showing it

14:47

up. Andrew's holding up his pocket. I'm like, oh, I'm going to do

14:49

it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to

14:51

do it. I'm going to do it. Andrew's

14:54

holding up his pocket pussy to the

14:56

camera for all of us. Right. The

14:58

pocket pussy's so big. Did you put it in the front seat?

15:00

A cart needs a seat belt. This thing is massive. I

15:03

would be- Extra salt on that popcorn. $30 for that,

15:05

by the way. I know what Steve is saying. I'd

15:07

be embarrassed. I'd be like, to my partner,

15:09

keep digging. No, you're almost there. Hold on.

15:12

Oh, I found it. No, that's a

15:14

popcorn kernel. Right next to that. Go

15:17

for those who wait. Keep going. Keep

15:20

going. You shouldn't have got a refill, babe.

15:22

Now it's going to take longer. You

15:25

got to go medium or bust, man. Medium is

15:27

a nice size. Or else a bust is

15:29

what you're saying. For

15:33

me, if it ain't medium, I'm busting.

15:35

It's getting saltier as I get down

15:37

here. What's in the front door? Yes,

15:40

you provide an extra salt layering, but

15:42

you also run the risk of getting

15:44

salt in your urethra. Well, that's

15:46

definitely going there. You're not coming back from

15:48

that. I ain't

15:50

afraid of no risks. It's lube. It's

15:54

lube at the end of the day. I mean,

15:56

I've had crazy theater stuff. I mean, it's always the non-

16:00

sanctioned food is gonna get you into a lot of trouble or

16:03

gonna get other people into a lot of trouble. I

16:06

saw Rogue One for the second time with the buddy

16:08

during the day and I swear

16:10

to God a guy sat down next to me with

16:12

a hoagie of tuna fish. And

16:15

he proceeded to eat like a hot dog.

16:17

You know what I mean? He did not treat it like a... Sideways

16:20

the whole way? I was

16:23

just isolating this fishy treat

16:25

whilst I'm trying to still kind of get into

16:28

this movie that I wasn't too good to do

16:30

in the way. Wait, what did you say the

16:32

movie was? Rogue One. See, okay, because that's... I

16:34

mean, whatever. You're having a fun time at the

16:36

movies. Sure. It also depends

16:38

on the title because when that passion of the

16:40

Christ came out, I was a good

16:43

Catholic boy and went to the movies and saw it on

16:45

opening day. And there was a woman

16:47

who came in with a box, seeing the

16:49

movie by herself, totally alone, with a

16:51

personal pan pizza and a huge

16:53

box of chicken tenders. And immediately

16:56

the theater smelled like this gross

16:58

greasy food. And like, Jesus is

17:00

getting like the caddo nine tail

17:02

fucking island. She's like, oh, the

17:04

horny mustard's great. Maybe she's a

17:07

proud Roman pagan or something. Yeah,

17:09

maybe. Yeah, she's like a...

17:11

She's a descendant of Pontius Pilate. She's

17:15

watching the movie with the only one with

17:17

a different perspective of like, yeah, well, don't

17:20

fucking steal. He washed his

17:22

hands. I'm not washing mine, though. I mean,

17:25

you guys take it from the Empire's perspective. This guy's

17:27

saying he's the son of God who's going to respect

17:29

the Emperor anymore. He's not a good boy. He's a

17:31

good person. Yeah.

17:33

Did you get a Chicago style... Did he get

17:35

a Chicago style, Steve, or was it just a

17:37

normal... No, he just a ton of... But Tuna

17:40

Fish was just... That's bad. That's

17:42

bad. Tuna is no bueno. This

17:45

reminds Cobble Hill Cinemas, which was my old go-to

17:47

movie theater when I lived in Calgarden for a

17:49

long time. Yeah, R.I.P.D. I fucking

17:51

lo... I saw R.I.P.D. there, six

17:54

times. Wait, no,

17:56

Calgarden still... I believe that theater

17:58

still exists. Square

18:00

which is, sorry, Court

18:02

Street Regal, which that's closed. That's

18:04

what I'm thinking of. Yeah,

18:07

Copper Hill Cinemas is the small one

18:10

that had six dollar Tuesday movies and

18:13

they had the least discerning bag

18:15

checker in the universe. My

18:17

wife and I would bring like dinner,

18:20

like elite level dinner. And

18:22

one time we brought shrimp

18:26

Alfredo pasta in the middle of nowhere. And

18:28

we were like, this is pushing it, but

18:30

we should eat this in the movie theater.

18:32

And she's like, let's fucking go. We decided

18:34

to do it. There's a

18:36

little stretch of seats in Copper Hill Cinemas

18:38

in one of the theaters where it's just

18:40

twos up against the wall. So it's like

18:43

five rows of two up against what

18:45

I'm assuming is the projection booth or whatever the layout

18:47

was. I barely remember. And

18:49

right in front of me sits down an

18:51

old producer I used to work for and his

18:54

wife. And I'm like, oh, Kevin, what's

18:56

going on? So good to see you. I forgot what the movie

18:58

was, but it was a crowded theater. And I'm like, hey,

19:01

I just have to tell you about 15

19:04

minutes from the movie, me and Tiff here,

19:06

we're going to be eating shrimp Alfredo pasta.

19:08

We are so sorry. We didn't think we

19:11

would know anyone. We got

19:13

brave. And my friend and Kevin turns around

19:15

and goes, dude, we

19:17

brought catfish bonne me.

19:20

So I was

19:22

like, what? And I was like, that's how

19:24

is that sound crazier on paper than

19:26

when I brought I thought I brought

19:29

elite level movie ruining food. And they

19:31

they passed me down one more. They

19:33

definitely did. That is crazy. I mean,

19:35

so that's fish and fucking

19:37

fish. Yeah, a theater,

19:40

a Cajun guy two

19:42

rows down. You don't mind if I

19:44

have my gumball down here? He's

19:47

got like a huge bag of crawdads

19:49

like the heads off. I guess we're

19:51

all friends. Yeah, in the movie theater.

19:54

So he's spitting the heads on the floor when

19:56

he's done with the shells like their peanut shells

19:58

at a fucking bar. We

20:00

sweep that up one

20:03

time Chris and I went to go see a It

20:07

was an advanced screening of secret movie who could

20:09

ever give a shit about but we were thrilled

20:11

about it Whatever

20:17

movie Place

20:19

one detail from it You

20:24

stole my story And

20:28

the hat but yeah the amish out there

20:30

but who cares and we're sitting down for

20:32

this and I look over

20:34

and like this lady. I swear

20:36

to God she has Not

20:39

just like fish in a Tupperware or

20:41

some sort of delicious alfredo concoction or

20:43

even gumbo It is a full-on

20:46

like actual carp that

20:48

was with a head and everything

20:51

wrapped in foil and she's slowly

20:53

unwrapping the little foil and Eating

20:55

it like a bare wood I

21:04

must I ruined what probably was a

21:06

very tense part of that terrible movie

21:08

Because Steve is like looking at and

21:10

trying to like stay quiet because he

21:12

doesn't want pay It doesn't want everybody

21:14

looking at this horrific David Lynch nightmare

21:16

happening next to him But like

21:18

he just looks over at me and like

21:20

hits me and he's like, do you see

21:22

that? the fuck that's happening over here and

21:24

I just look over and I like Oswald

21:31

Cobblepot in the wild like Concession

21:36

stand Ruining

21:40

your coat or whatever to bring Wiping

21:48

the oil all over you Didn't

21:50

you guys go to the white plains city center for

21:52

that we did that's where fucking

21:54

passion the Christ and chicken She's

22:00

like on a different diet fad like every couple

22:02

of months. She's like yeah when I saw her

22:04

there she was eating a lettuce

22:06

wrapped burger Yeah,

22:09

she was off bread that month. She was keto This

22:13

is the Paul Giamatti chicken tendies diet

22:17

The wrapped up fish was for Lent Ah

22:20

yeah, of course Uh

22:24

in that killer is the flower moon

22:26

screening a woman got her like icy

22:29

down halfway And kept fucking

22:31

shaking it. Oh, no To

22:33

keep it alive and I was just like no,

22:35

no, no, no, no and I

22:38

I can like kind of rezone

22:41

in on what I need to zone in on

22:43

but I was with Ben Rogers one of the

22:45

action boys cause and he cannot And

22:47

he just turns around he goes Excuse me.

22:49

Can you please stop shaking that and the woman

22:52

looked at it like oh my

22:54

god Like I had not even like oh, right

22:56

And he had we had let her do it

22:58

for like five rounds of like freshening up her

23:01

icy. We're like, okay She's not registering that this

23:03

is insane to listen to In

23:05

one screening. Yeah Yeah

23:08

yelled at her and then you took out

23:10

all your pasta and started eating Yeah, I

23:12

was like you asshole now turn around hold

23:15

on which is my wasabi What? I

23:19

say you're gonna put the garlic bread Two

23:21

weeks ago a buddy of mine and I

23:23

went to see uh, 2001

23:26

was playing at the village east in 70

23:28

millimeters. We went to check it out And

23:30

speaking of quiet movies, man This

23:34

girl in front of us was shaking this popcorn

23:36

tub that she had early. It was a bag

23:38

Oh, it was a tub. It was a taylor

23:40

swift tub that they'd left over from the

23:42

era store And she's shaking this

23:44

fucking popcorn to like get the butter

23:46

and the salt moving like shake it

23:48

off just Just

23:51

for like 10 minutes straight

23:53

and I was like it on Like

23:57

I think he got it I think the fucking popcorn is

24:00

And like just when you think you're safe with

24:02

these people she finishes the popcorn a

24:04

plastic bag of hard candy Individually

24:08

wrapped hard candy what were

24:10

they? They

24:12

were like right over there were like the cinnamon disc one

24:14

okay I was going fucking

24:17

crazy just fiddling during 2001. I that

24:19

shit drives me so

24:21

crazy now I Go

24:23

to some of those cool, LA rep

24:25

theaters like the Vista and the

24:27

New Beverly Yeah, and these guys

24:29

are fucking the managers of these spots

24:31

are Rabbit about

24:33

phone use like at the New Beverly

24:36

They explain like even just looking at

24:38

the time is very bright for some

24:40

people who are what like and like

24:42

eggs And like you you

24:44

realize that people don't even think about that

24:47

at fucking all Nope, but

24:49

no on the first night that the Vista

24:51

was open cuz Quentin spoke they did yonder

24:54

bags for everyone's phone I didn't

24:56

go but Ben Rogers went he goes I which

24:58

I would choose to go to a theater that

25:00

made us bag our phones I would and

25:02

I and I was like holy shit dude I haven't

25:04

thought of that if a theater said I'm

25:06

sorry But you have to put your phone in this

25:08

locker outside. We have a system. We give you the

25:11

bag or whatever I would choose

25:13

that theater I do not I

25:15

the thing I like most about the theater is the lack

25:17

of at the New Beverly ago and What

25:21

some of you might have Apple watches that will light

25:23

up during the movie like shut

25:25

everything off I'll turn all of

25:27

that shit off and it's crazy that people

25:29

need to be reminded that it's a wild

25:31

west man It is the Wild West I

25:33

saw Dune over the weekend There

25:36

was a girl like three rows in front

25:38

of me just actively taking a picture of

25:40

the climax of the movie I was like

25:44

Balls like I appreciate those rep theaters that

25:46

really hammered that stuff home And it's not

25:48

like faking the funk like draft house our

25:50

draft house But that's like if you look

25:53

at your phone you get kicked out But

25:55

if you're a waiter who talks full volume

25:57

about pretzels during

26:00

of interest you're fine. I do I

26:02

appreciate the fact that New Beverly stopped

26:04

bringing out the guillotine when they made

26:06

the announcement. I think that's better. I

26:08

you know it was scaring the kids

26:10

I think. Well then the Alamo also

26:12

has speaking of his own interest that

26:15

very turn against your neighbor policy where

26:17

it's like dude you could report people it's okay. Don't worry

26:19

about it. Don't worry about it. We can't only be terrified

26:28

to do because I get punched in the head in the parking lot afterwards. You

26:30

know what I mean? Of course. The old like

26:32

oh yeah I'm just gonna raise my order because

26:35

you got to do two things. You gotta be

26:37

like I'm raising an order card the guy next

26:39

to me is loud but also bring me

26:41

a soda so everybody can tell. That's exactly you

26:43

have to put an item on the thing because

26:46

if you're just rapping people out. Right. Yep. So

26:48

you jot down your zone of interest cocktail there.

26:50

Specialty themed cocktail or whatever. Now

26:55

you guys are frequent moviegoers like

26:57

myself. I can't get a snack

26:59

every time I go or else

27:01

I'd be like popcorn consumption. My

27:03

snack consumption would be through the

27:06

roof. I almost never get concessions.

27:08

Yeah. I will sometimes if it's like the

27:10

odd timing of the movie or if I

27:12

know I'm gonna be blasted and it's

27:15

gonna be two hours and 40 minutes.

27:17

I'll talk some fucking ziplock bag of

27:19

nuts or some dried mango or some

27:21

healthy old man bullshit in my bag.

27:24

But I'm rarely buying popcorn at the movie theater

27:26

anymore. I can't even like afford it like to

27:29

go to the A list

27:31

so I can afford to go to the

27:33

movies multiple times a week but I can't

27:35

afford to attack on another $25 each time.

27:37

No my brother would go. He would get

27:39

a sweet a savory like he would. He

27:42

would really do up to it. I never

27:44

got that vibe. I was always more like

27:46

yeah I'll have a soda just to keep

27:48

you know what I mean. So I can stay awake because I'm

27:50

an old man and when the lights go out I start to

27:52

get sleepy. That's

27:56

where I'm at at my age these days

27:58

but like so caffeine on the That'll keep

28:00

me going but like yeah, they're my brother specifically will

28:02

go and it's he'll spend $60 on himself And

28:05

you know what I mean? Just yeah, or the

28:07

snow caps and the popcorn and the whatever It's

28:09

got to be at least one and the other

28:13

My wife is the same way popcorn

28:15

sweet and a soda. I do the

28:17

middle I'm like yeah, but

28:19

not always her popcorn and her sweet

28:21

is usually like an ad like she'll

28:23

dump peanut M&Ms or whatever in the

28:26

popcorn Shout

28:29

out to Dynasty typewriter the comedy theater out here.

28:31

They sell that as a snack Different

28:35

different mix-ins like you can get like crumbled

28:37

butterfinger in there That's

28:44

just butter and I

28:49

mean Andrew

29:00

and me

29:03

worked at a movie theater for

29:06

much of our teen years and

29:08

caught in part of college do After

29:10

you see the grease that they

29:12

make the popcorn with it

29:14

becomes only an emergency situation

29:17

And I don't know it's been very rare that

29:19

I've needed to get popcorn at a movie But

29:22

like most of the time it's it's now I

29:25

will say I hate that They

29:27

chose aha those machines they chose aha

29:30

as the seltzer of choice. Oh

29:32

god It's just sugar water like yeah,

29:34

it's it tastes like flavored stuff. It's

29:36

not like the essence like

29:38

a Schweppes or McCroy

29:41

or or anything like that It's

29:44

aha. It's disgusting. It's really it's way for sugary

29:47

which chain are you talking about though that has

29:49

this This is what anyone that

29:51

has the like machine where

29:53

you like the coke freestyle Yeah, the

29:55

croke. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, what are

29:58

those just at the AMC Lincoln? They

30:00

still got the they got sea grooms you can get

30:02

that. I didn't notice whatever ah but it's But

30:06

the popcorn Grease what are

30:08

we talking to here? This is like Baron Harkonnen's like liquid

30:13

Dark orange is the color and that's all

30:15

I see every time but let me tell

30:17

you oh, let me tell you though

30:20

Here's here's where it it really

30:22

breaks your soul With the

30:24

theater that we worked in it was in a

30:26

shit garbage dirt mall in upstate, New

30:28

York Bat like at

30:30

night when it was off They just turned

30:32

the heat off at the in the

30:34

entire building just completely off so

30:37

in the winter If you were like

30:39

one of us poor bastards opening up that

30:41

concession stand the middle of winter Oh at

30:43

like whatever like 9 o'clock in the morning

30:46

The fucking they would come in like

30:48

a like a big red metal bucket

30:50

of oil You

30:52

had this is the kind of popcorn popper model Whereas

30:55

like a heating device like a wand that

30:57

you put into this thing and it like

30:59

it went down to the bottom of the

31:02

Barrel and it kept the the oil, you

31:04

know loose and warm and whatever But

31:06

it would be frozen when you would get in

31:09

so you're there trying to like you're working an

31:11

oil rig Into

31:14

this like frozen bucket of

31:17

orange gross fatty oil Molten

31:24

shit falling all over the place and you would get

31:26

it on the floor and heaven forbid if you did

31:29

Because the rest of the day every single person behind

31:31

that concession stand is just slip sliding away It was

31:33

yeah, that's just like impossible to clean. It's like one

31:35

of those things where it's like Oh, the only way

31:37

you can clean up this kind of oil was with

31:40

a different kind of oil Yeah,

31:44

sorry, you need a less greasy oil

31:46

and that's your best bet you know,

31:48

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35:06

let's analyze behavior. Though, but I'm

35:08

I might excited that so many people seem

35:10

to be back into them because movies for

35:12

a while seem to be only for movie

35:15

heads. Yes, Ally and you would go to

35:17

that. You'd be like were all movie had

35:19

Zero. Seems like there's like a modicum of

35:21

respect we understand but seems like and I'm

35:24

happy that more people are go to the

35:26

movies which hopefully means we'll just get a

35:28

bigger variety of movies. but. It

35:31

feels like we're getting more and more. People

35:33

are like have you so you haven't gone

35:35

to the movies but yeah, we live in

35:37

Yemen. mans anywhere besides like a concert or

35:40

your living room because you're not acting like

35:42

how anyone is supposed to act. First of

35:44

all, The. Fuck in theaters

35:46

put certs I am see especially puts

35:49

thirty minutes of trailers so everyone is

35:51

like well why rushed to be there

35:53

on tell us but I hate that

35:55

is this is a business. The next

35:57

pandemic the be indicted of Memphis and.

36:01

So far more deadly by democrats are

36:03

it's worth worth of. The pandemic won't

36:05

like, wasn't like repertory greens though. Bet

36:07

two thousand and one screening no pre

36:09

show and for yeah you had mother

36:12

fuckers like the dude was on the

36:14

fuck the moon and before walking into

36:16

the theater know how I missed one

36:18

in five minutes of his movies as.

36:21

As. Or but it's entitlement of much as watching

36:23

them like I would either say fuck, I miss

36:25

the movie and I'm trying get a refund or

36:27

whatever I could do. Or just

36:29

say fuck B, O or and or have

36:31

the good grace to slither him. You know

36:34

to me and my you, we've all we've

36:36

all silicon home after Fuckin was too late

36:38

to come home. You know how to sneak

36:40

into a room. You can do that to

36:42

have the respect for the other people. Help

36:44

up my flashlight on my phone went out.

36:48

That up as that's. Probably

36:50

I. Brought. Your touch with a

36:52

maintenance. Where. I

36:55

mean I'd never felt this way but outside

36:57

of feel like I'm from a different generation.

37:00

Were. In my generation resides. It's.

37:03

Really not about do right now. yeah

37:05

there's other people watching a movie s

37:07

you're just entering the room join the

37:09

falcon masses some house but I will

37:11

say. That's. My generation

37:14

to generation above. And. Below

37:16

seems that Not really played a better than.

37:18

yup and it's I saw a man who

37:20

did. I learned this behavior. Is

37:23

watches Fox my parents are all my

37:25

mom is an old folks who now

37:27

has no respect for had us which

37:29

one who wins the sale that this

37:31

is how you have to behave and

37:33

public's but now is like a freewheeling

37:35

just like I'm told the movies like

37:37

it's as Joachim like they learned that

37:39

the rise of I heard that I

37:41

earned as I could be a monster

37:43

to a whether it will when I.

37:45

Saw Barbarian Hour or an older couple

37:48

walk did so with the movie. they

37:50

never even met Bills Scars, Guards, Curses

37:52

A. highlight

37:54

of the movie for me is that as

37:56

in the movie ended like an hour later

37:58

to they wanted so late And they literally

38:00

started arguing about how movies used to be

38:02

longer and what is... That's all

38:04

you want to hear now. Stupidity,

38:07

dude. Movies used to be longer, they used

38:09

to have a first act. I mean, it's

38:11

right in the middle. I

38:14

couldn't believe it. That's incredible. But

38:17

like, I know Alamo doesn't let you in

38:19

like five minutes after the movie started. Like

38:21

AMC is just like whatever theater's down on

38:23

your right, you know, like I've, you're

38:27

like, I could be 20 minutes late. And

38:29

so you never like, you

38:32

never feel consequences for running late. You're just

38:34

like, oh, what trailer did I... And if

38:36

you're like us, again, going to the movies

38:38

multiple times a month, you're like, I can't

38:40

sit through that fucking trailer again. I've seen

38:43

the trailer for the creator like 200 times

38:45

at this point. A thousand times that one.

38:47

My God, I saw that one. I'll

38:50

say like Alamo Drafthouse, I don't want to

38:52

pile on Alamo Drafthouse at all. Although

38:54

I do, I really, I fucking hate them. But

38:56

I was going to see, I saw

38:59

a note there. And

39:01

the second time I saw it. And

39:04

I, you, they might have this

39:06

thing about the cell phones and maybe they have

39:08

something about certain things that you

39:10

say in the theater, they might get some

39:13

antennas about. But I will tell you,

39:15

I heard for at least five

39:18

to seven minutes of, well, I mean,

39:20

we could split, we could split the wings and then we

39:22

could have... And

39:25

like discussing it. And I'm like, why, first of all,

39:27

why didn't you look at this beforehand when you first

39:29

got in here? Because they got

39:31

here right as the movie was starting, not during

39:33

the pre-show. Yeah. Like,

39:35

yep. And like all this shit. And I'm just like,

39:38

is this a conversation I have to listen to? Yeah,

39:40

no, the turkey burger is actually pretty... It's a little

39:42

side story, Chris, you know, you're watching the main movie

39:44

and there's like a little side quest. You get a

39:46

little detail about their life. That's

39:48

why I'm not to defend Alamo, but I

39:51

go there a lot. So I will. You

39:53

just got to know what you're going there for,

39:56

because I feel like horror movies there are not...

39:58

Nope. thing you

40:00

could see in an Alamo because that's gonna,

40:02

you wanna be completely immersed if you're gonna

40:04

get scared and yes, someone checking

40:06

their bill or whatever, that kind of stuff or a

40:08

waiter loping over you with

40:10

a purple pampi pick. A

40:12

de-tropical frame of glasses during Hereditary and

40:14

seeing that in an Alamo is why

40:16

I still have not re-watched that movie.

40:18

And I think it's just okay. Because

40:20

I feel like I've only seen 77%

40:22

of it do

40:25

two things falling on the fucking floor during that

40:27

screening. So what are good movies to go to

40:30

the Alamo? Because I go like never, I go

40:32

once a year maybe. Dom, I have Marvel stuff.

40:35

Blockbuster-y shit is perfect there. These

40:37

movies also rip, like when they

40:40

rerun movies you've seen before that you're like,

40:42

oh I'll go see that and have two

40:44

beers and a. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I did

40:46

Wrath of Khan there, got absolutely hammered. Because

40:48

neither, like I was, but

40:51

I like one of my, you know, I'll

40:53

do a whiskey neat, which is you know, just a regular,

40:56

a little two fingers pour of whiskey. I

40:59

just put whiskey neat on an Alamo

41:01

card and I feel like no one's

41:04

ever done that before. No, it's like,

41:06

rarely are there real bartenders there. Exactly.

41:09

So I got a glass of, they gave

41:11

me like a glass of whiskey. What the

41:13

hell? It was like three quarters full and

41:15

I was like. It was called, Lucardo Montalban's

41:17

Pecs. Wrath of Khan themed beverage. And

41:23

I just got hammered because it's just, it was a shit

41:25

ton of whiskey. Did they charge you a lot for that?

41:28

It was like a $20 glass of whiskey. So

41:30

that's like regular price though, that's not bad. Yeah,

41:32

that's not bad for New York. I went to

41:35

go see Ant-Man at the Alamo in San Francisco

41:37

and I was wasted when I walked

41:40

in. I ordered a beer and a burger

41:42

and I was asleep in my chair before

41:44

the burger. My buddy had

41:46

to like touch me when the food came. I was like,

41:48

oh boy, we got a lot left in this movie, huh?

41:51

Ironically enough, I'm seeing a rep, me

41:54

and my wife go to see a rep, a late

41:56

night rep, like 10 o'clock rep of Legend

41:59

of the Drug Master. to, uh,

42:01

which is great, great, awesome movie to

42:03

watch. And the guy, a

42:05

guy sits next to me by himself and

42:08

he goes, can I have, can I get two gin

42:10

and tonics? And I mean, he gets

42:12

the first one is chugging the first

42:14

one was chugging. Second one was

42:17

for skipping and he passes

42:19

out. He's

42:21

intermittent. He gets a shot later

42:23

on. Oh my God. As

42:26

he's, but he's quiet to himself.

42:29

At the end of the movie, he grabs my shoulder and

42:31

he's like, you like that? And the guys, he's like, it's

42:34

a classic. Way

42:37

into the night. That was like

42:39

classic. He ain't wrong brother. That

42:41

he ain't wrong. That

42:44

reminds you just made me think of when you go to

42:47

see movies with a new Beverly, if you go to the

42:49

double double header, the double feature, when you step

42:51

out in between, there's just like 80 guys

42:53

that look like us just fucking ripped

42:56

the bowls together. And

42:58

there's a bunch of guys in neck beards and

43:00

shorts, all just blasting fucking bowls, like, well, you

43:02

gotta get back in for the next Shaw brothers

43:04

movie. Yeah. That's the whole way. No, no, no,

43:06

no. It's the whole way for the AV club

43:08

to pick them up to write articles. Like, come

43:10

on. Right. In the back. I

43:16

mean, I, that's something I will say is

43:18

we, there, there's been a lot of discussions

43:20

about opening up like different

43:22

kinds of theater experiences in a

43:24

theater, like having a, being able

43:26

to go watch a movie with

43:29

a phone out. Uh,

43:31

like, I mean, it's always come in and

43:33

out. That discussion has always been there. Like,

43:35

why don't we just schedule a

43:38

one theater to handle these kinds of

43:40

movies? Now I was usually against it,

43:42

but if we are going to continue this habit

43:45

of like the one big

43:47

movie is going to take up 10

43:49

of the 15 screens. Yeah.

43:51

Why not take one of them? The phone

43:53

screen. The phone screen one make one that

43:56

where you can fucking vape. He's

44:00

screaming for that Chris. I just I think in

44:02

the theater where you well Yeah, where you are

44:04

a lot where you don't have to worry about

44:06

the little guy coming around to be like what

44:08

fuck is that? Yeah, the little guys coming around

44:15

Scurrying up the stairs Like

44:22

doggy-con Is that like

44:24

a security thing you guys worked at movie theaters?

44:26

Is that like a what they're just making sure

44:28

the movies on oh the quality check

44:31

shit? Yeah It's like is the air conditioning

44:33

fine is the you know sound okay is

44:35

the thing in focus? Which doesn't really matter

44:37

anymore at most multiplexes, but that was they

44:39

don't care Yeah, that was the gist and

44:41

then like you kind of you

44:44

kept your ear to the audience like any

44:46

assholes out there You know maybe chit-chatting and

44:48

whatnot. So yeah, nobody fucking Fucking

44:52

you'll find a once in a bloom

44:54

ride the popcorn bucket fellas John

44:57

have you ever been a movie theater hero like

44:59

just something's going wrong with the print you go

45:01

out And you're the guy you're the last angry

45:04

man to tell them tell them I've

45:06

done it. It's it's a great feeling

45:08

it is what you say Sometimes

45:11

it's humiliating because I tried to do that

45:14

recently and you know because now they've gotten

45:16

rid of all Projectionists there the staff is

45:18

like high school kids. I was

45:20

like it was so quiet. They were playing Across

45:23

the spider verse actually so quiet there was

45:25

something wrong with the theater I go out

45:27

to tell this kid and he looks at

45:30

me like the biggest dumbest asshole in the

45:32

world Guess what

45:34

happened fucking nothing I? Can't

45:39

be a movie that's too much pressure for

45:41

me because then it activates like

45:43

anxiety of like Like

45:45

oh no, I'm the guy who's in charge of

45:47

this now and like that is too much pressure

45:50

for me to handle I

45:53

saw I I saw

45:55

a fucking Thanksgiving the Eli

45:57

Roth movie a vista as the

46:00

second day they were open before they were

46:02

fully opening it and the sound

46:04

kept cutting out and Eli Roth was there

46:07

and he did a little intro. Did

46:09

you walk up to him to complain? Yeah I was

46:11

like hey now! Your

46:13

movie sounds like shit! He did

46:15

something really fucking funny though and this was

46:17

like the most LA bullshit ever was

46:20

he had the he talked

46:23

into the mic to introduce the movie he had

46:25

some of this uh cast blah blah blah we're

46:27

so excited maybe I'll come back up afterwards and

46:29

we can chat for a little bit at the end of the movie.

46:32

Movie is killing in this crowd like

46:34

it's just everyone's so into it then

46:36

the sound starts randomly cutting out and

46:38

it keeps happening and people are getting

46:41

on edge but also everyone knows Eli

46:43

Roth is there so everyone keeps

46:45

kind of like glancing like he's gotta be furious

46:47

he can't go like fuck this theater because it's

46:49

his buddy's theater so he's not gonna but

46:52

what he does do which is really cool he's like you

46:54

know what I've seen this movie a thousand

46:56

times in the edit hold on and

46:58

then he just starts going like okay I'm

47:01

looking at my phone I don't recognize

47:03

the new guy from like and he

47:05

kept us up with the plot for

47:07

like awesome and it was really a

47:09

crazy like very specific version of director's

47:11

commentary he's like director's summation he's like

47:13

okay and now they're like nervous about

47:16

wait what happened to this guy earlier

47:18

you know I'm such a

47:20

fucking crazy way to watch a movie that's

47:22

great yeah I think the

47:24

one time I got there was uh there

47:26

wasn't a surprise I think it

47:29

was like a 2 p.m screening of the card

47:31

counter and there was only like four people there

47:33

surprise surprise all of

47:35

them weirdly drinking and journaling the whole thing all

47:37

done with the army down there everyone yeah ready

47:39

to go uh and it gets to the part

47:45

where uh they're uh walking

47:48

a haddish and isaac's are

47:50

walking through like those big light

47:52

up uh so

47:56

and all of a sudden the sound cuts out and

47:59

i'm like Fuck it. I'm gonna go do

48:01

it like I can run out. I had

48:03

to go to the bathroom anyway So I was like hey

48:06

the sound cut out in card counter, you

48:08

know, whatever I go to bathroom I come back The

48:11

guy comes in not long after he's like

48:14

now folks we we fixed it Problem

48:17

is we gotta start the movie from the beginning. Oh Wow,

48:22

no, you don't Well,

48:24

I don't know what it was. I have no idea

48:26

but I was like fine I was

48:28

like it was a day. I was like I had nothing to do that day.

48:30

So I was like fine Let's do it. So it's

48:32

another 45 minutes. What happened how many people

48:34

say now? I'm serious. What's the first everybody? Yes, Chris

48:37

everybody said well, well, I thought it was just a

48:39

you three 3 p.m Dangerous

48:41

loaner screening of card counters. Oh

48:45

Exactly Steve. I thought it was just gonna be the only

48:47

people left where Chris and his rifle Everybody

48:50

in their journals they all say And

48:53

it cuts out at the same Oh,

48:56

that's amazing. Did you stay for a

48:58

third time? No, I did. I was

49:00

just he's like, well, yeah Just

49:03

got tickets. Here you go. There you go There's

49:06

something up with the with the sound and

49:08

card counter that's totally fine But like it

49:10

really depends on the title it can be

49:12

humiliating like Steve. I remember we you and

49:14

I saw the animated

49:17

Ninja Turtles movie Yeah, that was

49:20

villages and it was out of

49:22

focus and I'm sitting there and I'm a former projectionist

49:24

so like I'm just it's

49:26

burned into my brain to look after the stuff

49:28

at all times and be obnoxious about it and It's

49:32

out of and i'm like this Fucking cartoon movie

49:34

is out of focus I can't stand it and I had

49:36

to go out to the box office and like Humiliate

49:38

myself to be this, you know, I was in my

49:41

late 20s at that point or whatever It's

49:48

it's the cartoon not the cool cartoon one We just

49:50

did the one from like with like

49:53

actual like bullshit ninjas and goes

49:55

garbage There's monsters in it Patrick

49:57

Stewart voices the villain full of

49:59

family and just two weird stoners.

50:01

Just two dudes. Yeah, just two

50:03

dudes. One time I went

50:05

out, I had to complain at that White Plains Theater, the light

50:08

was on for the movie that we were seeing. We were like

50:10

15 minutes in the movie. I kept being like, lights

50:12

are still on the trailers. All right, it's just

50:14

the trailers. You're like bargaining with yourself and stuff.

50:16

Yeah. Doing something about it, you know?

50:18

Oh, it's just, all right. It's just the commercial for

50:20

like the theater chain, whatever. All right, now

50:23

the movie's on. And it's like 20 minutes of the movie. And I

50:25

had to go out and be like, excuse me. Could

50:27

you turn the lights off and win a

50:29

date with Tad Hamlin? What? What?

50:32

But the preview's a big deal. You

50:34

gotta let those play. Even, you

50:37

got a chatty couple behind you. I

50:40

never say where, but you can. Your eye, your ears

50:42

open now, because you're like, all right, what's gonna happen

50:44

here? We got some shatters. Full

50:46

blown chatter until the trailers. During

50:48

trailers, you're allowed close whispering to

50:50

the party you're with. Post

50:53

trailers, talking is over.

50:56

I agree. That's my rule. A

51:00

light chat, and my wife, who

51:02

does not play by the same

51:04

rules as me, I just be like, she's

51:08

like, oh, has the movie started

51:10

officially for you? I'm just icing

51:12

around as she answers some questions. I

51:14

just stare straight at her, I'm like,

51:16

I'm a fucking dork. I'm like, it's

51:19

quiet time. We're on Caracas.

51:21

Those are credits. They're

51:24

a part of the movie. Okay. True.

51:27

Oh no, the movie

51:29

proper, forget it, shut the fuck up. Yeah. I

51:32

just, because I mean, people, and that's the only two, I

51:34

think that certain, I remember like,

51:38

quiet movies, really people don't understand how to

51:40

react during them. Like I remember when I

51:42

saw 28 Days Later, the

51:46

first 40 minutes or whatever is pretty

51:48

quiet, or almost no dialogue whatsoever, that's

51:51

that eerie part and all that great stuff, and

51:53

no one knows what to do with themselves, as

51:55

opposed to just Be immersed in the film.

51:58

You know what I mean? It's just sort of like. I

52:00

wrote a little more self conscious because all of

52:02

your movement can be kind of like weirdly heard.

52:04

It's all said, you're like and your head of

52:06

likes. Set. My chair that's fucking squeaky and

52:08

like the Niger like Now open my

52:10

skills at the first volume of events

52:12

that happens in this Roger movie and

52:14

then you get you get a cough

52:16

coming here like try to fly to

52:18

louder moment in the movie ears a

52:20

cab give a sneeze. I hope that

52:22

car blows up. Bother him and gotta

52:24

have that that's always felt says for

52:26

me work when and I like I'm

52:28

stuck doing the twist and back. Oh

52:30

yeah and back. And like the way

52:32

I had to wait for a very

52:34

loud moment to do that. I think.

52:36

That the the. Audience is

52:38

not knowing when to or how to react to.

52:41

Certain. Movies being. A.

52:43

Like everybody complains about like and yes

52:45

I also get annoyed when like a

52:47

bunch of like. Early one year

52:49

olds are like snickering at the Nicole Kidman

52:51

thing for the fifty eighth time in their

52:53

lives and it has enough. It's a little

52:56

annoying I will say, but I'm have their

52:58

fun was had for her like now, but

53:00

I think a lot of it is. Also.

53:02

Liked. The fact that we have all these

53:04

social media is that are had their own.

53:07

Like there's film, twitter, there's letterbox, People.

53:09

Do want these like scenes in these moments to be

53:11

like. Not even have a

53:13

pretty about the movie. Just be like oh

53:16

my god This happens in this movie the

53:18

I put it in a book the were

53:20

recently it's about you Now it's I'm seeing

53:22

this. You're lucky that I'm seeing. This is

53:24

a high Yeah Made yeah, I have made

53:26

the world. That's why the girls taking

53:29

pictures of fucking sandworms. the other example,

53:31

fries. And that's why that older woman

53:33

has eight. All those Nazi as well.

53:35

The Lord was beaten for the street.

53:38

Or. This, this is where it's heartbreaking

53:40

because you know than doesn't want

53:42

someone having their phone out during

53:44

the movie. Yeah, I'd bats you.

53:46

Warner Brothers is very cool with

53:48

the bulls get taken images at

53:50

like not fully against it because

53:52

it's just more press and it's

53:54

user generated for yes, fuck in

53:56

a press. And that's. The shit that

53:58

size me. All.

54:01

The Amc has to do and we go

54:04

at all the big chains. All you have

54:06

to do is just explain the rules. Know

54:08

what? They're so worried about turning off people

54:10

on my computer to turn off someone who

54:12

refuses to play by the rules of a

54:14

movie theater? Then they don't get to go

54:17

to movies. Now you don't have what Chris

54:19

was saying earlier. I. Know

54:21

that some big theaters when they're doing a

54:23

bunch of showings of a movie will do

54:25

a kids allowed screen just will get bring

54:27

their babies and all the dads and moms

54:29

are like. We're. Not going to get mad at

54:31

each other here. Be as your life support. This is the only

54:33

way we're going to other see this movie. I love

54:36

that! Make. Rowdy screenings of

54:38

them live out our my in the

54:40

Rowdies green aura or Iran are both

54:42

something else, you know. agreement much to

54:44

the back of the head of best

54:46

actress, Rowdies. Bosh

54:48

appeared his death rate in a suit.

54:51

That's what happened that time. I saw

54:53

Rogue Nation and I didn't know I

54:55

bought for Dx tickets saw a man.

54:57

I walked in and I was like.

55:00

Why? Does this theater have carnival rides

55:03

as seems? all kinds of for to

55:05

remain oats and I'm just as I

55:07

will never do that again. That was

55:09

be dumb as dumb as. Like.

55:12

You sit there and like struggle along when

55:14

they're driving cars and I was like this

55:16

pisses are you nothing better to have for

55:18

marrying I get someone else want ist. What?

55:21

It will or a theme park or a

55:23

fucking movie. I don't be identified and was

55:25

we're week. We did forty X for ready

55:27

player one because we're like this might make

55:29

the movie manageable and my wife was like

55:31

never again am I hate that she's like

55:33

a couldn't go to sleep. Normally. when

55:36

i am movie i got or i was

55:38

go to sleep for ninety minutes or so

55:40

does your really like putting your life in

55:42

your own hands if you have to get

55:44

up to go to the bathroom during that

55:46

someone picking up up up up up and

55:48

i would have you been out since the

55:50

man movie bad shows were don't everywhere it's

55:52

possible where's that missed coming from what is

55:54

the quality of this spirit is a great

55:56

question i don't know it just comes from

55:58

the sea back and from of you and

56:00

pisses on your face. And now you have

56:02

an eye infection. Yeah, I know. Like

56:05

they sent like- Should I wear a mask in the movie

56:07

theater? No, I should wear fucking goggles if you go to

56:09

40X. When that part,

56:11

when they T-bone that fucking car with the bad

56:13

guy in it and it goes into the river,

56:16

when you see the truck hit the river, I

56:18

just got douched with this like, Oh wow. Who

56:21

knows from where miss? And I was like, this

56:23

is not worth it. But what

56:25

is that experience? It's like, I'm the truck?

56:27

What is that? Yeah. It's like I was

56:29

a PA working on the set near where

56:31

the stunt happened. Right. They should cut into

56:33

yelling at you then like, get away from

56:35

there. We're front, you know. Hey, watch it

56:37

asshole. You almost got hit by that truck.

56:39

What are you doing? Aren't you supposed to

56:41

be in the movie theater? Have you guys

56:43

done that regal screen X? No,

56:46

what is that? They're

56:48

trying new shit. My AMC now

56:50

is like the

56:52

one by the Grove that when I go to- it

56:54

has like a Lymax, has a fucking

56:56

laser, has a Dolby, has all these different

56:59

things. I don't know what any of these

57:01

are except just give me the biggest screen

57:03

for Dune 2 now. That

57:05

stuff is totally fine. Like I am

57:07

all on board for the premium large

57:09

format. Like PFL screens are really, you

57:12

know, it's great. It's a great like thing to

57:14

be like, Hey, you definitely can't get this at home.

57:16

I saw Killers of the Flower Moon in IMAX and

57:18

it's fucking great. Fine. So

57:21

this screen X, this is how I saw

57:23

Madame Woe. Oh, is it the three

57:25

walls? Yup. Yup. So

57:28

they have, you have the, you've got the

57:30

movie right in front of you. It's like

57:32

normal movies. And then on the sides of

57:34

the theater, it's just these like kind of

57:36

gray white paneling. And

57:38

there are four projectors pointed at

57:40

the opposite wall. And it's basically

57:42

like your coworker at the

57:44

office has like a screen extender for

57:46

his computer. That's

57:49

what it does to the wall. So it's

57:51

like, here's Madame Webb standing in the street,

57:53

but here's additional sides of the street.

57:56

Oh, my. Looking terrible

57:58

going over like. speakers and

58:00

exit signs like it is the

58:03

jankiest shittiest thing. But there's extra

58:05

movie it's a value. Who's

58:09

doing it for? You know what I mean? Yeah

58:13

imagine asking like Marty a

58:17

regal ask that we just shoot

58:19

some imagery of cornfields so that

58:21

we can have that be on

58:24

the sides during the sides? Wait

58:26

what? The

58:28

frame is the frame is the frame is the frame.

58:31

What are you talking about? I don't know if this

58:33

is better or worse but it's not through the whole

58:35

movie. So like kind of

58:37

like when IMAX goes from like non-IMAX

58:39

camera the aspect ratio changes this

58:42

like those projectors just go blank

58:44

and then you're just looking back at the

58:46

screen again. I guess they're trying

58:48

to get gear up for whatever there will

58:50

be do you think we will

58:53

live long enough that VR movies are ever actually

58:55

a thing or like is it just going to

58:57

be not us. Because

58:59

the problem is that we got in the next

59:01

seven years. I

59:04

don't think it's that second

59:07

doctor's appointment. Tomorrow

59:10

I gotta go to the doctor's Taco Bell a

59:12

different doctor Wendy's and then my cardiologist. And

59:15

then I gotta get the Panera lemonade to top it all off. I

59:18

have a big glass of Panera lemonade

59:20

before bed so I vibrate my off to

59:22

my dreams. I

59:24

mean to what you said Steve I don't

59:27

think it's gonna happen. I've

59:29

been reading some interesting things about those

59:32

what are those glasses the Google the

59:35

Apple Vision Pros. Apple Vision that thing. I hear

59:37

watching movies and shows in that is really cool

59:39

and I hear that's the best version of using

59:41

that thing which is crazy for a $3,500. I

59:46

was rocked by that price. I could not believe I

59:48

was like oh it's a VR helmet you know I

59:50

have like a vision quest to

59:52

whatever the hell and so I was like

59:54

Matthew Modier wrestling movie is now. Oh

59:58

My God. Hundred about it

1:00:00

a time and effort at five hundred

1:00:03

dollars though for that thing worse. when

1:00:05

I was just for pornography her Chris

1:00:07

of us or I mean just normal

1:00:09

movies to like I've been cut us

1:00:11

off the normal those if you I

1:00:13

wanted to. I was allowed to work

1:00:15

we noted not Forty X my house.

1:00:19

I beat. I think this is is

1:00:21

is that isn't expansion. Rather like trying

1:00:23

to find new audiences which they always

1:00:25

are. Rather, Than like. I

1:00:28

think probably smarter ideas like doing

1:00:30

a phones only screening or of

1:00:32

babe only screening. Or. Anything like

1:00:34

that. They. Were like, well, let's

1:00:36

change the actual experience of watching a

1:00:38

movie, right? I'd like to I'd rather

1:00:40

than like. And the first I do

1:00:42

was pretty interesting. Three Deep. Pretty interesting.

1:00:44

Had some stuff there that was like

1:00:46

okay, there's a cop movie that actually

1:00:48

look great. Introduce everybody on three. The.

1:00:51

Fuck. Avatar even back that back then

1:00:53

Hitchcock's Dial M for Murder and Three

1:00:55

Gas is I was using yeah they

1:00:57

tuesday sometimes play this they toured around

1:00:59

and of film form is done it

1:01:01

before. It's worth checking out that movie

1:01:04

and sweetie judge different A Black Lagoon

1:01:06

in three these fucking tight to. So.

1:01:08

Like you get something like forty acts. Or.

1:01:11

Like these like hyper like. Of

1:01:13

all the different Imax Dolby laser, all these

1:01:15

things because they want to change what they

1:01:17

like. You have to find growth somewhere right

1:01:19

the so they're gonna try to find it

1:01:21

in the experience rather than like what are

1:01:23

you supposed to be doing I fear watching

1:01:25

the movie seriously by yourself. Watching it with

1:01:28

your friends You see by yourself. Having

1:01:30

fun with your friends, Who. Ah

1:01:32

at the movie Pem fun by yourself

1:01:34

or. Ignoring movie totally and

1:01:36

making out and try to finger your

1:01:38

girlfriends. Are very simple

1:01:40

things are supposed to do during the movies

1:01:43

and the you can't you should be trying

1:01:45

to break out of that too. much like

1:01:47

I was very zone of interest finger your

1:01:49

girlfriend or three billion I've figured out of

1:01:52

interest dairies sized. I figured my up. the

1:01:54

by government has like fifteen or sixteen during

1:01:56

Devil's Advocate. at

1:01:59

a false screening like there's someone sitting

1:02:01

next to her on one side and me

1:02:03

on the other side and I have my

1:02:05

hand fully down her fucking abber- Way to

1:02:07

go. Just get that, getting into

1:02:09

that zone of interest. I'll tell

1:02:11

you what zone I'm interested in. X-Files

1:02:15

fight the future for me. Uh, that

1:02:17

one. Uh, yeah, that.

1:02:20

You killed the bees. You're

1:02:22

in a cave now? What?

1:02:26

Uh, wait, let's talk a little bit about positive

1:02:28

movies, uh, experiences because they

1:02:31

are fewer because it takes one bad

1:02:33

apple to spoil a bunch in order

1:02:36

to have a big basket of delicious

1:02:38

apples. It requires

1:02:40

a lot of things lining up. One

1:02:43

to- one of the first movies

1:02:45

post-pandemic I think maybe

1:02:47

it was post-pandemic was Fast Nine but that was

1:02:49

that right before. I can't remember when. It could

1:02:51

be right after. I think it was right after.

1:02:54

Yeah, yeah. It was a big gathering of people. Uh,

1:02:57

my buddy, former guest of podcast Demi

1:02:59

Adidjui put together a big crowd of

1:03:01

fucking people to go and

1:03:03

people were dressed up like people dressed up like

1:03:05

in uh, tank tops. People wore

1:03:07

like one- my friend Addie wore a Corona

1:03:09

bottle as a costume until it's a screen.

1:03:13

And it was like we're up in the big fucking Burbank in

1:03:15

the huge screen there. It was like, all right, this is gonna

1:03:18

be fun. Everyone's getting beers. We sit

1:03:20

down. Fast Nine is this kind of movie

1:03:22

where you're like, you want to see it in a crowded theater?

1:03:24

Yeah. It's gonna be fucked but it's not

1:03:27

Killers of the Flower Moon. It's not Oppenheimer. So you

1:03:29

got a statue dressed about- so you're like, all right,

1:03:31

if I have to pee, I have to pee. I'll

1:03:34

miss one of Roman's fucking quips. Sit

1:03:38

down for the movie. The first 10 minutes plays.

1:03:41

The theater's being so great. Sound

1:03:43

starts cutting out. And someone comes

1:03:45

out, lights come up, someone comes down. It's like, we're

1:03:47

so sorry that the sound cut out. We'll

1:03:51

be able to fix it and we'll start the movie

1:03:53

right where we left off. And someone

1:03:55

goes- I'm with a few people, I'm friends

1:03:57

with them, they should start it over.

1:04:00

it's like only 10 minutes. We

1:04:02

were flowing so good. I'm like,

1:04:04

so what do you think? Should we? And

1:04:07

all of a sudden I'm like, yeah, let's just

1:04:09

start it over. We should start it over. And

1:04:11

someone else goes, start it over. And then also

1:04:13

someone's like, start it over. And then we start

1:04:15

a huge started over.

1:04:18

600 seat theater, everyone's chanting started

1:04:20

over. And the person goes, okay,

1:04:22

it looks like manager says

1:04:24

timing wise, we can start it over. They

1:04:27

start the movie over. And now for

1:04:29

the first 10 minutes, it's a fucking,

1:04:31

uh, like late night cult screening of

1:04:33

a movie. Everyone's doing a hundred times

1:04:36

because we just saw people are responding

1:04:38

as the son of like, Dom, you

1:04:40

know, well, what about Brian Jr.? And

1:04:42

it's like, he says he's okay. And

1:04:44

everyone's like, yeah, we all know the

1:04:46

lines. And then when we

1:04:48

catch up to, when we catch up to what we've

1:04:50

seen already, boom, a good

1:04:52

movie going on, we just

1:04:55

become them. Fuck. Yes,

1:04:57

dude. And that was a truly positive. Like we

1:04:59

got the best of like all three kinds of

1:05:01

worlds. Yeah. That is so rare. That

1:05:03

is so rare. Yeah. I

1:05:06

mean, there's a cool, uh,

1:05:08

there's a, I don't know if you've been here

1:05:10

in Williamsburg, John, the, the spectacle theater, like it's

1:05:12

like about a 25 seat. It's

1:05:14

a bodega and everyone, which is the

1:05:16

spectacle theater, they're, they're small organization. They

1:05:18

do awesome stuff. Credible stuff. It's basically

1:05:21

a bodega that somebody hollowed out, put

1:05:23

about 20 movie theater seats in in

1:05:25

Williamsburg. Uh, and they have

1:05:27

a projector and they're usually projecting

1:05:29

stuff off YouTube. It's like basically going to

1:05:31

your friend Brian's house and paying like five

1:05:33

bucks, but it's actually kind of

1:05:36

wonderful. And like, you will get, because it's

1:05:38

a small community, you will get like a

1:05:40

really nice kind of, uh,

1:05:42

fun atmosphere with people and like people

1:05:45

will be making jokes. Maybe if it's, if it's that

1:05:47

kind of, if it's two o'clock in the morning, but

1:05:49

otherwise fairly respectful kind of. Well, it's also one of

1:05:51

those things where you know, like mom

1:05:53

and pop aren't coming in from maple wood

1:05:55

to go to that. So they're like, they're

1:05:58

like, this is the movie. Everyone's everyone's. talking

1:06:00

about the People's Joker playing on the Bodega off YouTube.

1:06:02

It's like, no, the people

1:06:06

are coming, like when you go to

1:06:08

see Oppenheimer in the fucking,

1:06:11

on IMAX is when you bump into like,

1:06:13

we heard about this film that was coming

1:06:15

out by Nolan Ryan or whatever. Oh

1:06:19

my God, I saw Oppenheimer seven times.

1:06:22

Love it. And pretty good audiences throughout. I

1:06:24

got to say that one of the best

1:06:26

was I went to a small theater

1:06:28

near where I live now and it was

1:06:30

in the afternoon. It had been playing forever. No

1:06:33

one just private Oppie screening for me. Ooh,

1:06:35

I don't think I've ever had every time

1:06:38

I've had the private. Oh shit, is it

1:06:40

going to happen? Some asshole shows. Oh really?

1:06:42

Adam Web. And it just was having the

1:06:44

other person there just sucks, you know, I've

1:06:47

been there with me and the two people

1:06:49

I came with and no one else, but

1:06:51

I've never been, I've been to tons of

1:06:53

movies by myself, but never ended up being

1:06:55

alone in the theater. That's always several times.

1:06:58

Yeah. I mean, the trailers, you're like alone. You're like,

1:07:00

Oh shit, is it going to happen? And then some

1:07:03

guy shuffles and he sits right next to you. He's

1:07:05

like, hi Steve. And you're like, what the fuck? What

1:07:07

if I have my tuna hot dog? When I

1:07:09

saw Thanksgiving, I was by myself and I was

1:07:12

like, okay, now I'm going to have the private

1:07:14

screening again. And then last second, some guy comes

1:07:16

in and he sits up

1:07:18

front and he's on his phone the entire

1:07:20

time. Oh my God. He wasn't even paying

1:07:23

attention to the movie, not caring about it.

1:07:25

And just not at least

1:07:27

talk to someone, get something done. It's

1:07:29

just scrolling out of the house. It's

1:07:31

scrolling on the, on the phone. Come

1:07:33

on, pal. I will tell you,

1:07:36

seeing people look at Instagram on their phone,

1:07:38

like just casually breath. Like

1:07:40

if your phone's out, I better be

1:07:42

able to see that you're picking up

1:07:44

a phone call from someone labeled babysitter.

1:07:49

And I, obviously your phone should be on fucking

1:07:51

airplane mode. You should run out if you have

1:07:53

to, if you're have like a kid unwatched at

1:07:55

home and you're afraid, like you're waiting to hear

1:07:57

if their blood sugar numbers are

1:07:59

right. I believe you captain at

1:08:01

morgue. Yeah, I have. POTUS.

1:08:07

Doctor with cancer results. I

1:08:10

better get this. Just

1:08:14

saving that name on your phone, yes. I'm

1:08:18

remembering back. Doctor, what is

1:08:20

it? I'm watching the Gruber. It's

1:08:23

great. I remember, as far as a

1:08:25

full theater getting into it, I

1:08:30

remember very, and this is good because I

1:08:33

always find that it's better when the movie

1:08:35

itself is either fine or not good. And

1:08:40

then the certain energy just picks it up a

1:08:42

little bit more. Hustle

1:08:44

and Flow, the

1:08:47

rap movie with Ludacris. Terrace

1:08:51

Howard. I had a

1:08:53

theater that was going crazy every

1:08:55

time the actual music started up.

1:08:58

Literally people standing in the theater and

1:09:00

going along with it. It

1:09:02

was incredible. I had never felt that level

1:09:04

of energy. Please take some off and

1:09:07

we'll get you going. Well, yeah. Please. Smoked

1:09:10

out, loathed out as we should be.

1:09:14

I mean, but I do want to say

1:09:16

I had one. I'm

1:09:19

sure everybody's had something like this. I went

1:09:21

to see the South Park musical

1:09:23

with my father. I

1:09:26

have seen my father laugh or chuckle

1:09:28

at things before. I

1:09:31

had never seen him unable to get

1:09:33

his breath. Like ripping, laughing, just

1:09:35

beat red, screaming, laughing. It

1:09:40

was like a weirdly very intimate moment for us.

1:09:44

I had never seen him like that. Similarly,

1:09:46

at Ocean's 13, my mom

1:09:49

was the drunkest she's ever

1:09:51

been. Period. Laughing

1:09:56

at every stupid joke in that movie 10

1:09:58

times more than that. She showed up.

1:10:00

Hey, did she drive and be she showed up

1:10:02

loaded or was it like a dream? We

1:10:06

went to we got it. We were a little

1:10:08

early. So we got a drink down that this

1:10:10

was in Stanford This

1:10:12

is what we were going to purchase And

1:10:15

we she was just like oh, you know, he bought

1:10:17

he made the the bartender made me this drink He

1:10:19

asked me like what I like and he just made

1:10:21

me a drink It was incredible and like I got

1:10:24

a second one. My mom does

1:10:26

not drink she asked where So

1:10:28

like she just was lit and like

1:10:31

every fucking joke in that movie Hit

1:10:33

for her and like when nobody else in the

1:10:35

theater was laughing. You could just hear her cackling

1:10:37

in the middle of it That's

1:10:40

incredible. That's awesome. You know, my father took

1:10:42

me to home alone when I was a

1:10:44

kid And then he took me later years

1:10:46

later to saving private Ryan. Those were

1:10:48

the two movies he saw Laughing

1:10:53

through both Only

1:10:56

time it was just me and my father

1:10:58

seeing the movie Was

1:11:00

the film the majestic with Jim

1:11:02

Carrey and Martin Landau? Oh Was

1:11:05

it? If

1:11:08

you really want to see it It

1:11:10

was like what you know, we were working there and I

1:11:12

was like, I don't know you want to go to the

1:11:15

movies Yeah, right. I honestly have no idea how the plans

1:11:17

came about because it was a very rare occurrence that my

1:11:19

father goes to the movies He's

1:11:21

a he's a fucking Turner

1:11:23

classic movie fiend in the

1:11:26

house But nothing to do with

1:11:28

going to the theater I it's so funny

1:11:30

so many people will still just go to

1:11:32

the movies as an activity Without

1:11:35

like a preference as to like, you know what I

1:11:37

mean? Like I know what is coming out like every

1:11:39

I'm like, oh shit Is that I want to see

1:11:41

that next week like I'm always just down to go

1:11:43

to the movies But there are just some people were

1:11:46

like Friday night. You want to go to the movies?

1:11:48

Yeah, let's look up what's playing and just go see

1:11:50

whatever's there Friday It's like well, I don't

1:11:52

because my mom will do that. My mom just

1:11:54

goes to movies. She's like retired now, you know

1:11:56

Mostly retired now. So she's like I Jonathan I

1:11:58

saw Which is what

1:12:01

the gym Cavie's oh like save the children movie

1:12:03

she fucking saw Freedom

1:12:07

freedom like and Jonathan at the end of

1:12:09

the movie they put up they put

1:12:11

up a card and it said that this

1:12:13

is Actually going on everywhere Yeah,

1:12:17

you could just do that in any movie The

1:12:26

alien like oh, this is really happening. Oh RIP

1:12:30

the Nostromo, I'm so sorry and

1:12:34

Scandus barcode to help out and buy

1:12:36

thick is your mom now like checking

1:12:38

her her doorknobs for like zip ties

1:12:40

and stuff or not? No, something has

1:12:42

got my mom something. One of her friends

1:12:44

has got my mom like on a Fox News

1:12:50

Last time I was home she was like and What

1:12:53

about well Jonathan? How do you how do you

1:12:55

feel about these migrants? And I was

1:12:57

like, which migrants are you referring? Yeah, like well

1:12:59

the ones that are getting all the help from

1:13:01

the government when we have people living on the

1:13:03

streets who are Aren't getting any help. I'm like,

1:13:06

oh Okay, it's the

1:13:08

first I've ever heard you care about a

1:13:10

homeless person Same

1:13:16

shit from all that all those old people are like what

1:13:18

about our veterans and Mike first time I've ever heard you

1:13:22

And it's only in reference to like like a

1:13:24

Somali guy got a free meal Exactly

1:13:27

the government like for fuck you could donate to

1:13:29

a veteran's charity all you Donate

1:13:32

time you could like, you know help whatever I said

1:13:34

to my mom I'm like you can help the homeless

1:13:36

people while the government helps the migrants if you Come

1:13:43

on you know who loves

1:13:45

helping the veterans Clint Eastwood you love him

1:13:47

You love him so much. That's true. Jesus

1:13:49

would help the homeless people probably not so

1:13:52

much the soldiers I

1:13:56

have an issue there I

1:14:01

you mentioned avatar earlier now That's

1:14:04

just and we I think the last time you

1:14:06

guys were on what we talked stoner movies to

1:14:08

real dovetail there of like

1:14:11

The when I saw the first avatar

1:14:13

in 3d with the fuck I I

1:14:16

was blown the fuck away

1:14:19

Oh, yeah, I had like eight minutes

1:14:21

of like nausea Adaptation to

1:14:23

it or whatever and then after that I

1:14:25

was just so fucking locked

1:14:27

in I'd never been more like

1:14:30

this week by this the week we're recording this

1:14:32

this is March 5th I went

1:14:34

to Vegas this weekend, but I also saw

1:14:37

tenet and dune in I'm And

1:14:41

I watched dune 1 the night before dune

1:14:43

2 at home Oh, you guys like eight

1:14:46

hours of movie and then of course for

1:14:48

podcasts. I have to watch two other movies

1:14:50

I'm funny quickly watched fucking

1:14:54

Zardoz Hell

1:14:56

yeah, I love Zardoz Yeah,

1:14:59

I went to Vegas too And I did say that

1:15:01

the thing that would get me in the most trouble

1:15:04

with my wife is if I saw dune 2 without

1:15:06

Her like I could do whatever anything else in Las

1:15:08

Vegas is fine I went to a robin tug when

1:15:10

my friends went to go see dune 2 so that

1:15:12

I wouldn't get in a fight with my wife exactly

1:15:17

Took one for the team Choice

1:15:22

what do you want me to do? I I'm

1:15:25

telling you if you wanted to You

1:15:28

really get some money from this dune 2 you

1:15:30

got to put it in the get you two out

1:15:32

of the big dome and Get

1:15:35

them get fucking dune 2 in the big

1:15:37

dome in the middle of Vegas Seeing

1:15:39

it all and like if if you're doing

1:15:41

the three panel horse shit And you're trying

1:15:43

to make that a normal thing like at

1:15:45

least try try a big thing I don't

1:15:47

know what put dark night in there, and

1:15:49

I think everyone like in their mother would

1:15:52

go yeah I feel like you'd

1:15:54

have to cap it at a certain angle though

1:15:56

because I will say another thing about that madam

1:15:58

web screen X debacle that

1:16:00

I was at, I thought I was

1:16:02

gonna vomit for like the first 20 minutes of

1:16:04

that movie. Because I had no idea what to

1:16:06

expect and you're just kind of like, whoa, why

1:16:08

is this a thing? Well, yeah, it's

1:16:10

extreme viewing. You weren't up for it. This

1:16:12

is, I know, a new level. I really

1:16:14

was not. I didn't go to any specialty

1:16:16

screening, but I also was fighting Blackback vomit

1:16:18

during my time for you. I

1:16:23

had a very

1:16:25

nice gummy bear before I saw

1:16:28

Dune 2. Was that

1:16:30

a dog gummy bear? Yes,

1:16:32

a very adult gummy bear and as

1:16:34

in not the THC, the other one.

1:16:38

And that, I gotta tell you, I

1:16:40

wasn't looking at my phone. I

1:16:42

wasn't talking to nobody. I was locked in. So

1:16:45

you know what? Drug, illegal drug

1:16:47

screenings. I'm saying just do it

1:16:49

now. I'm going to do a

1:16:51

drug-induced screening. I missed it. My

1:16:56

dream is to open up a

1:16:58

cannabis-friendly theater. Find

1:17:01

extreme fucking quiet,

1:17:04

powerful air filtration

1:17:06

systems. Theme the

1:17:08

fucking movies, theme the strains, and

1:17:10

everyone can kind of just spark up in

1:17:12

the fucking theater. Oh my God. It would

1:17:15

be like, I can't imagine

1:17:17

how many people who don't smoke would want to

1:17:19

go to one of these. That's the only problem.

1:17:21

But I feel like the

1:17:25

pothead and movie head fucking Venn

1:17:28

diagrams need to be smashed together

1:17:31

in a financial way. You

1:17:33

gotta be safe with it though because last time we

1:17:35

were in Portland, Oregon and I had time before my

1:17:38

flight, or this was the time before the last time,

1:17:40

but whatever. Alien Covenant

1:17:42

was playing at the living room theater and I'm

1:17:44

like, well, I bought all these edibles in Portland.

1:17:47

Before our flight, I better just eat them all

1:17:49

and go see Alien Covenant. And

1:17:51

just the, I thought like the, oh my God,

1:17:53

this alien is right in my face. And then

1:17:56

right after the screening, some old woman's trying to

1:17:58

talk to me about it and the franchise. I'm

1:18:00

like, I'm sorry, I can't talk

1:18:02

right now. I can't contribute to

1:18:04

this. I,

1:18:07

but I think that you're, I mean, like, that does seem

1:18:09

not far away because the only things

1:18:11

in America that make money anymore

1:18:13

are alcohol, weed and gambling.

1:18:15

There will be a theater you can gamble

1:18:18

in, I'm sure. Oh yeah, gamble on like

1:18:20

how the movie's gonna end? Yeah, exactly. What's

1:18:22

the fan dual figures that shit out to?

1:18:24

You get a five part parlay, but I

1:18:26

guess. Yes, yes. I couldn't do it on

1:18:28

movies that are based on books. That's how.

1:18:30

I mean, yeah. Everyone

1:18:34

has a brother who's a grip and it's

1:18:36

like, my brother worked on Avatar three and

1:18:38

he's got the answers. They'll

1:18:40

prosecute you for that. Sir,

1:18:43

we caught you, you

1:18:45

were counting plot points.

1:18:48

We thought you'd be right. Yeah. They're

1:18:53

gonna break your key guard. He walks you out through all these

1:18:55

light up things and the sound goes out and you're like, whoa,

1:18:57

what the fuck? The

1:19:00

over under on this month's trailer reel

1:19:02

is 25 minutes. I

1:19:04

like that, yeah, I can do the trailers. Oh,

1:19:08

I would love you buy a

1:19:10

ticket, take the ride, like a classic, like

1:19:12

everyone, no one get

1:19:14

fucked up before this screening because

1:19:17

we're gonna put on the last waltz in

1:19:19

this venue and everyone's

1:19:21

gonna eat the exact same amount of hash

1:19:23

or like whatever, you know, like, you

1:19:26

all get everyone on the same fucking wave.

1:19:28

It's like, all right, we're putting on Beyond

1:19:30

the Black Rainbow, everyone takes the exact same

1:19:32

amount of mushrooms and let's go. You

1:19:35

have three to, you want the movie to have like

1:19:37

the maximum experience, right? So everybody does it,

1:19:39

but at the start when everybody's doing it,

1:19:41

you just put like an episode of Seinfeld

1:19:43

on, like give it like 22 minutes, let

1:19:46

everybody like digest what's going on, you know,

1:19:49

and then get into Beyond the Black Rainbow. Let's

1:19:51

open up a joint theater where it comes on,

1:19:53

it's like eat your acid now and then we

1:19:55

like to play some music, it's like, all right,

1:19:57

should be kicking in, right? You know, like movies.

1:19:59

starts playing. Maybe some seat belts for

1:20:01

that screening. Let's all lick

1:20:04

the stamp sheet. Let's all

1:20:06

lick the stamp sheet. No,

1:20:11

I think also you have a separate theater for

1:20:13

all the people who want to be, because I

1:20:15

don't want the mixing. I think you need one

1:20:17

theater for the people who want to be like

1:20:19

Neil Young in The Last Waltz. They

1:20:21

need their own theater. The

1:20:25

mood is going to be different. I wonder if the

1:20:27

Coke Theater is the one where we'd let people talk

1:20:29

and go on their phones. Yeah, that's

1:20:31

fine. Just throw in like

1:20:33

five switchblades too, just to see what happens.

1:20:36

Just a fucking derivative already. Sometimes

1:20:38

I see a fucking cargo and a

1:20:40

fucking explosion at the time. It's so derivative already. Oh,

1:20:43

come on, the Scarface cocaine screenings are going to sell

1:20:45

out every time. Oh, yup.

1:20:48

You do a little toot every time he

1:20:51

does, dude. Oh yeah, corpses? Fantastic. And

1:20:54

then loudly talking, like I would have let that

1:20:56

kid blow up or whatever. That car bomb, I

1:20:58

would have done it. Someone

1:21:02

passes you a straw. You

1:21:04

write a little note, like he won't pass the straw back.

1:21:08

You rat people out for not doing the act

1:21:10

the right way with you. I'm

1:21:13

sorry. No, I don't know where my straw is.

1:21:15

He took it. I'm sorry. I

1:21:17

don't like doing this. But yeah. Excuse me,

1:21:19

you're just breaking up the lines

1:21:21

with your credit card a little too loud, all

1:21:23

right? Zone of interest, it's very quiet. Come

1:21:26

on. Zone of interest, my

1:21:28

wife and I saw at 11am and she

1:21:30

got Twizzlers before and I was like, do

1:21:32

you know what the... And we sat down and she

1:21:35

had them out, was eating them, and then the movie started and

1:21:37

then she kind of was like, as the movie went on, it

1:21:39

was kind of like... Maybe

1:21:42

you should bring the ride home. Put

1:21:44

these back in my purse. Yeah, I don't want

1:21:46

to be seen eating Twizzlers during this. Hey,

1:21:51

speak to the last waltz. That's the

1:21:53

ultimate party movie for me. Stop making

1:21:55

sense, which I've seen multiple

1:21:57

times in theaters. They

1:22:00

did that IMAX reissue and we went to

1:22:02

Lincoln Square. Oh, it's so bad I missed

1:22:04

it. Whoo, that was fucking wild. That was

1:22:06

a dance party, man. We were at the

1:22:08

IMAX at the Lincoln Square. In the back

1:22:11

row, there's just a huge walkway between

1:22:13

the last chair and the wall. It's like a

1:22:15

lot of space. People were just dancing back there.

1:22:17

It was fucking great. They're doing

1:22:19

this endless tour with that movie now. I

1:22:23

wanted to see it when it came through the Chinese here, but

1:22:25

I missed it. Similarly,

1:22:27

I saw RRR at

1:22:30

the Chinese. Nice. Huge

1:22:32

dance number erupts when the boys start dancing

1:22:34

at the party. And

1:22:36

that was a fucking radical, natu natu

1:22:38

or whatever the name of the song

1:22:40

is. You were going fucking ape shit.

1:22:42

It was the most amount of

1:22:44

South Asian people I've ever seen in one

1:22:46

place in Los Angeles as well. So it

1:22:48

was like, fuck it, I felt like I

1:22:50

was visiting another culture for an afternoon. It

1:22:52

was awesome. That's amazing. Going

1:22:55

to see movies with movie heads is such

1:22:57

a dream. I went to Chinese to see

1:23:00

the reissue of Tenet. And this is fucking

1:23:02

Tenet, a movie that's been out and has

1:23:04

had four different releases. It's

1:23:06

not that big. It's not like everyone's,

1:23:08

people care about the movie, but it's not.

1:23:12

Just being in the theater, people, I

1:23:14

was fucking pumping my fist. I

1:23:17

had such an amazing time on my

1:23:19

third, it's my third viewing of Tenet,

1:23:21

first time in a theater. And

1:23:24

I had such an amazing fucking time.

1:23:26

And clearly the theater element of it

1:23:28

and everyone being there for this, because

1:23:32

it wasn't just like opening weekend, there's some people,

1:23:34

like this is people sought out seeing it again

1:23:37

in IMAX. It was such a

1:23:39

fucking rich experience. I was

1:23:41

so, I went with my buddy Weiger

1:23:43

and I was so angry at

1:23:45

the idea of people who hate Tenet after the

1:23:47

movie. And I was like, so

1:23:49

worked up. I'm like, how could you hate

1:23:51

this movie? If at minimum, if you watch

1:23:53

this movie, I have seen it three times,

1:23:55

I love it. I do not even understand

1:23:57

how the time works in it. And

1:24:00

I'm starting to realize if someone's

1:24:02

like, I don't get tenet. I'm like, it

1:24:04

is eight heists in a

1:24:06

row. At

1:24:08

minimum, if you don't pick up on anything

1:24:11

that's happening in the movie, any of the

1:24:13

subtext of Pattinson and Washington's friendship, if you

1:24:15

miss all of that, you're just seeing eight

1:24:18

bananas heists in a row. And

1:24:20

that's what Chris Nolan does well. It's like, if

1:24:22

you don't get all the other shit that's going

1:24:24

on in the movie, how cool do these guys

1:24:26

look with guns? Just dig

1:24:28

in and enjoy that for full day. It's

1:24:30

a vibes movie. It's a great vibes movie.

1:24:32

And you have to pay attention to that.

1:24:35

When you're trying to... I

1:24:37

can't even begin to care when somebody's like,

1:24:39

well, it doesn't make any sense. I'm like,

1:24:41

what the fuck? People were

1:24:43

walking backwards in different... Why

1:24:45

do you care if it makes sense? I'm

1:24:48

sorry. I care, everybody. You know what else

1:24:50

is closer by me if you need to.

1:24:52

I will. I fucking hate that

1:24:54

movie. I'll still lie. That's an ant

1:24:57

man. That doesn't make sense. None

1:25:00

of it makes sense. None of it. If

1:25:03

you do get Passion of the Christ, though, just let

1:25:05

me know so I can get some chicken tenders beforehand

1:25:07

when I'm watching it go down. I

1:25:10

totally understand wanting to

1:25:12

understand a movie. I

1:25:14

can wrap my head up. For people, I

1:25:17

would just say not every movie needs

1:25:19

to be understood. Sure. Yeah,

1:25:21

to be enjoyed. Yeah. I'm

1:25:25

doing a whole episode about arguing about

1:25:27

movies this month as well. Oh, nice.

1:25:29

Oh, boy. Because I've gotten

1:25:31

to the point where I will not defend my

1:25:33

point of view anymore. I'm kind of

1:25:35

the same way. I don't get the point of, I mean,

1:25:38

I don't like that movie and that's kind of

1:25:40

the end of it. Do you know what I

1:25:42

mean? Yeah, exactly. I'm going to just not like

1:25:44

that movie and then maybe one day... Because then

1:25:46

we have to then train ourselves, I

1:25:49

don't care that you don't like it, Steve. That's

1:25:52

not the other part of it, especially with people fighting

1:25:54

on social media about stuff like, why did

1:25:56

you fucking like getting... I don't care. I

1:25:58

don't care. I respect

1:26:00

you don't like it, but it doesn't affect what

1:26:02

I like. That doesn't affect your opinion of the

1:26:05

movie doesn't affect me at all. And my opinion

1:26:07

of the movie shouldn't affect you at all. Precisely.

1:26:09

As you say, I don't like this. I go,

1:26:11

well, here are the things I liked about it.

1:26:13

You're like, yeah, well, those didn't hit for me.

1:26:15

And I'm not, it's not my job to convert

1:26:18

people to being fans of movies,

1:26:20

of specific movies. In movies in general,

1:26:23

I do feel partially like my job

1:26:25

is to bring people under

1:26:27

the umbrella of how cool it is to just sit around

1:26:29

and watch movies. Absolutely. Speaking

1:26:31

of sitting around watching movies, this is

1:26:33

something you guys do in an inordinate

1:26:35

amount of time with. You guys have

1:26:38

fucking millions of

1:26:41

hours of content about movies and

1:26:43

shit. So talk to my listeners

1:26:45

if for some reason they're not familiar or

1:26:47

need to know where to get more of

1:26:49

this movie hate and movie love and the

1:26:52

glossaries and whatever else fucking weird ass

1:26:55

you guys are up to these days. Yeah.

1:26:58

Well, the good gateway is right through the

1:27:00

main show. We hate movies. You know, so

1:27:03

we say it's a comedy show where we

1:27:05

take a movie good, bad or otherwise and

1:27:07

just kick it around, you know, for a

1:27:09

couple hours, 90 minutes, depending. Those

1:27:12

are, you know, anywhere

1:27:14

you get podcasts, you can check that out. W h

1:27:16

m podcast dot com. But then, yeah, the the

1:27:18

then the huge metric ton of other

1:27:20

stuff we do is on Patreon. patreon.com

1:27:23

slash. We hate movies. We do like

1:27:25

a we love movies episode every month

1:27:27

where that's like a, you know,

1:27:29

the inverse of the normal show. We

1:27:32

do a well well respected movie of

1:27:34

sorts. Yeah, Eric, what is

1:27:36

the the the Star Wars program? Okay,

1:27:38

so the glossary is our

1:27:41

star wars shine show. We do

1:27:43

where I read from the old

1:27:45

EU like glossaries of character breakdowns

1:27:47

and we kind of riff on

1:27:49

them. The guys get a good

1:27:51

good laugh at the old EU

1:27:53

and sometimes I'm a little precious

1:27:56

with it, but it's a

1:27:58

lot of fun. You know, they want to. Go through it

1:28:02

And actually this just this month. We're starting

1:28:04

another offering on their part of the highest

1:28:06

level Which is too old

1:28:08

for this shit, which is a recap of the new

1:28:10

X-Men 97 that's coming out in a couple weeks true

1:28:15

We'll be recapping that we got a

1:28:17

yeah ton of stuff going on we're

1:28:19

also going on tour We'll be in

1:28:21

Atlanta in April and Houston and Austin

1:28:23

in May so come on out dude

1:28:26

Catch them down. We hate movies

1:28:28

calm patreon.com/we hate movies WHM

1:28:32

podcast on all socials Oh

1:28:34

dot-com Yeah, all

1:28:36

the socials and whatnot we do every

1:28:38

Monday We're live streaming on YouTube and

1:28:40

twitch at noon Eastern a show called

1:28:43

on screen live That's like

1:28:45

up to the minute like box office

1:28:47

analysis. We're looking at trailers making fun

1:28:49

of stuff there reviewing movies You

1:28:52

know in good faith like we reviewed Dune 2,

1:28:54

but then we were also laughing at the trailer

1:28:56

for that new Kevin

1:28:58

Spacey hitman movie that's coming out

1:29:03

Even an even amount of like industry chatter

1:29:06

movie chatter, but also still you know goofing

1:29:08

on stuff and you guys are still doing

1:29:10

the Bring back Kevin

1:29:13

Spacey campaign Bastard

1:29:19

Christopher Plummer What

1:29:22

he did to our Being

1:29:24

to defending Kevin Spacey is mostly through

1:29:26

Christopher Plummer. Hey 320,000

1:29:34

followers strong John we're really Tucker

1:29:40

interviews disrespectful, but I can't stomach

1:29:42

that goddamn Christopher Well

1:29:49

dudes, thank you so much for being part

1:29:52

of movie March May month May

1:29:54

May may also be happening as well April.

1:29:56

We're gonna take some time off from movies

1:29:59

and Talk about the other stuff,

1:30:01

but we appreciate you guys being part of it.

1:30:03

I always enjoy talking to you fucking guys only

1:30:07

Always fun to run into someone who's like yeah No,

1:30:09

I'm going to the movie theaters five days a week

1:30:11

and watching shit at home on my own free time

1:30:14

as well Yeah, I'm coming home from a movie at

1:30:16

night when it's not super late and putting on another

1:30:19

movie that this movie made you want

1:30:21

to watch and an absolute or complete

1:30:24

counter programming where you like switch like we came

1:30:26

home from Dune to and watch the Glenn

1:30:29

Powell Sydney Sweeney rom-com. Yeah,

1:30:31

I want to not be

1:30:34

thinking about messiahs and Man

1:30:40

absolutely the dream home after you went to

1:30:43

the movies. It's the dream talk about what

1:30:45

it's gonna be on the ride home I

1:30:51

As for me I have a patreon as well you

1:30:53

guys know about it action boys dot biz we got

1:30:55

some free episodes at free dot action boys dot biz

1:30:57

and 101 places

1:30:59

to party before you die somehow still on max

1:31:03

Watch it before they find it You

1:31:36

Have not watched this since I've rendered it

1:31:39

on VHS in 92 Rangers

1:31:41

united by the threat of death we got

1:31:43

all the fucking major players to gall Vladimir

1:31:45

Putin is a good man Arnold your come

1:31:47

give it to me. I need you to

1:31:49

cream pie me now still long Mentally

1:31:55

irregular He's

1:32:00

got him on the shot, he won't fight him. Someone's

1:32:02

gonna pay. I would fucking love for my

1:32:04

wife to like see me rip a guy's

1:32:07

throat out. You've got to

1:32:09

have one thing. This movie's fucking insane. It's how

1:32:11

you know it's a good movie. You have to

1:32:13

do almost all the work yourself to figure it

1:32:15

out. No, there's a fantasy component. There's some sword

1:32:17

fighting. There's some lightning. Bam, bam, bam,

1:32:20

bam, bam, bam, bam, bam,

1:32:22

bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. There's

1:32:24

some pain and doubt. You wake up after

1:32:27

a few years and you don't even know you

1:32:29

are anymore. We're gonna be making Terminator's. We're gonna

1:32:31

make a really great deal with this. I hate

1:32:33

him, but I'm pitting the room in. Yes,

1:32:36

I understand. This is now the 20th ending of

1:32:38

the movie. I am your dad.

1:32:43

Action Boys. Boys,

1:32:46

sweet boys. Do

1:32:59

it. Do it. Come

1:33:02

on. Do it now.