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2:29

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2:31

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2:34

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2:36

worry, just wait! So this episode, also joining

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2:41

One Else. This is a very

2:43

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2:45

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2:48

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2:50

The one I co-host with

2:52

Ben Rogers and Ryan Stanger. The

2:54

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2:56

here on High and Mighty, and has

2:58

now become its own little creature, off

3:00

and running behind the paywall of Patreon.

3:03

We have some free episodes out,

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free episodes at Free.ActionBoys.biz. But

3:12

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listeners, you shitheads, an opportunity to

3:16

hear one of our favorite episodes from

3:19

this last year, 2023. We

3:23

did an episode for Horror Boys,

3:25

the October

3:27

episodes, the Spooky

3:29

October episodes of

3:31

Action Boys, about

3:34

the film Lawnmower Man. Are

3:36

you saying you don't really remember that movie? Neither

3:39

did we, but we all went back and

3:41

watched it. I watched the director's cut. You'll

3:43

hear. You'll hear all of this.

3:46

You'll hear the hysterical Ben Rogers, the

3:48

hysterical Ryan Stanger, and

3:50

the loud John Gabress, riffing

3:53

and raffing for hours as we talk

3:55

about the Lawnmower Man. I'm

3:58

so stoked you guys are here to listen to it. Oh

4:01

also the if

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right Enough of me front-porching what

4:37

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4:39

of a podcast I've ever done So

4:42

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4:44

by default the longest I and mighty ever Because

4:46

I'm doing an intro to the longest action boys

4:48

ever again. Thank you so much for

4:51

listening. Enjoy. I Hope

4:53

to see if you make it to the end Oh

5:01

Boy what is getting these pumpkins

5:03

I keep saying that

5:06

they need at customs Some

5:09

sort of check through people's Produce

5:14

and I mean like whatever the fuck

5:16

they're bringing in it's got bugs or

5:18

god knows what gets what so I

5:20

feel we are All we are fucking

5:22

wall. We are customs. It is our

5:24

airport got it is our roles Yeah,

5:27

so we should well I keep telling

5:29

them as in us that we should

5:31

do that And

5:34

that's what you were doing when you were putting the cut What

5:41

said them that was like one of as

5:43

you know, I've been doing a lot of

5:46

parts work in therapy, right Which

5:49

why no cuz you wear it where you're

5:51

our you're our therapist as well. Yes.

5:53

Well, that's one of my parts We're all wearing a

5:55

lot of hats and look I'm gonna take some of

5:57

it on me because I haven't been wearing my botany

5:59

hat botanamist. Well,

6:03

how do I say it? You

6:05

say botanamist. Well, how do you say it? You

6:09

mean botanist, which is like someone

6:12

who studies bottoms. A botanist

6:14

is someone who's like, it's like an all-time

6:17

center, but all-time bottoms at the origin. You

6:19

just never touch it. It's also the lowest you

6:22

can go, the bottomest. It's

6:26

a position in the centipede. Yeah.

6:30

What do you call when somebody calls

6:32

QB the whole game? All-time.

6:35

All-time bottom. You guys do

6:38

whatever you want. I'll

6:42

be all-time bottom. If

6:44

you're out of the hurry, it's red. That's

6:48

what you want. You need an all-time bottom there.

6:51

And everybody wins. Anyway, we got fucking

6:53

stuff eating our pumpkins. We're trying to cash

6:55

in on the pumpkin craze

6:57

this year. Have you

6:59

guys ... I don't know. I'll open this up

7:01

to listeners. I am recording this. Has anybody

7:04

noticed this fall, pumpkins are

7:06

hot, red hot. And

7:08

this is the fall that it's happening. Yeah.

7:11

Yeah. It's more like ... It's

7:14

one fall. Pumpkins come and go and

7:16

are in shit and whatever, but this

7:18

year they're red hot and

7:21

ours are getting devoured.

7:23

Yeah. The Valverde

7:25

Gourd-Gisgarden that we've been

7:27

fucking getting

7:30

set up for since September.

7:33

Every single one has a big hole in it.

7:36

I pitched a Gourd garden. Everyone's

7:39

got one dripping hole and

7:42

we can't find one clean gap. There are

7:44

three different hole sizes.

7:48

Everyone's got three holes. A

7:51

couple just got one gap in one. But

7:54

like ... Someone had two holes

7:56

directly across from each other in the

7:59

bottom. whatever

8:01

is going at these pumpkins we

8:04

don't know what it is. I definitely thought it was

8:06

a critter yeah we've had we've talked

8:08

about a critter. Oh I'm sure listeners thought

8:10

maybe it was critters we thought it was

8:12

maybe ghouly maybe. We thought it was

8:14

a ghouly we thought it was a gremlin we thought

8:16

it was hell we thought it

8:18

was a magwai pre gremlin maybe. Yeah we

8:21

thought it was a magwai eating before midnight

8:23

I mean who knows what the fuck they

8:25

have during the daytime. Who knows what these

8:27

magwai feeding windows are these days if

8:30

they're on the 18-6 Spartan warrior.

8:32

Hey you know what while we're

8:34

on magwai I hate to

8:36

sound like a shock jock but

8:38

I'll say it we're all thinking it.

8:40

Somebody shoot Gizmo in the fucking head and

8:42

end all the problems. I

8:45

know he's cute but like it's time

8:47

to euthanize it down. When you break

8:49

it down and he's dancing he's having

8:52

fun we love him yes I get

8:54

it but he has caused billions

8:57

of dollars in damage chaos.

8:59

Could we get that girl that

9:02

convinced her boyfriend to kill himself

9:04

to get involved? Oh yeah.

9:06

Then maybe our hands are clean she could

9:08

just start texting Gizmo some negative shitting just

9:10

get him to kill himself. Yeah.

9:13

Because it's like she likes doing that then

9:15

it's you know Gizmo has some agency and

9:18

you know maybe it's a little grace

9:20

note for her. We can tell that

9:22

one guy that Gizmo came up with the

9:24

whole avoid the noid campaign and that

9:27

might take care of it. Yeah it's

9:31

like we but are we do are we creating

9:33

a Simon Phoenix situation you know what I mean?

9:35

We can you fucking don't ask permission say

9:37

you're sorry later that's the way it works

9:40

man that's what I learned in the CIA.

9:43

And then we have to bring something up.

9:45

Obviously we're all psyops. Oh shit hey Kevin

9:47

edited out I haven't announced I'm psyops yet.

9:55

Anyway these fucking pumpkins we're gonna lose

9:57

this we're gonna lose this deal. we

10:00

have for the spice lattes

10:02

with original Pete's.

10:05

Yeah, Pete's is trying to get in the spice

10:07

game. It's separate

10:10

than our pumpkin stuff, but they kind

10:12

of like a gourd as part of

10:14

a gift. They have sort of a sick

10:18

ritual that they do when signing deals,

10:21

so they demand a gourd. It's

10:23

really, Pete's is a very

10:25

earthy company. And we have

10:27

to go with the suits with

10:29

the shirtless ones. Yeah. They made me

10:32

wear that suit that like recycled my

10:34

urine and sweat, I guess, for the

10:36

spice deal. I don't know. Oh,

10:38

yeah. They

10:41

made me go shirtless in a cloak

10:43

with a pentagram painted on my chest.

10:46

I believe I remember. Scrambled

10:48

and naked in some way. I'm

10:52

like, what am I, a fucking omelet without

10:55

any cheese on it? Or

10:58

ham? Not

11:01

one of my scrambled eggs, but

11:04

what am I? Hey, how do you get

11:06

it into? I don't know what

11:08

to do with this omelet. Do

11:11

you scramble the eggs before you make the omelet?

11:14

Or do you just is

11:16

the scramble process happen in the pan

11:18

or is that whisking before is technically

11:20

the screen? It's been before is a

11:22

scrambling. Well, don't you think it's beating

11:24

deals? Yes, that's what I think. I

11:27

think I'm with the gabers on this one. No, you just

11:29

think the eggs is a scramble.

11:31

That's your rambling mind. This is the

11:33

most. What about like, what about a fucking

11:35

fried egg is a fried egg scrambled? It's

11:38

congealing. No, it's not. No, it's not.

11:41

It's not congealing. Wait a minute. No,

11:43

I just saw a ferret. The exact

11:46

circumference of my pecker run by. I

11:48

swear. Did you guys get that? That's

11:50

mine. That's not invasive.

11:55

No, that mother fucker is invasive. Just not in

11:57

the gourds. Trust me. I got a fucking You

12:00

sleep with hostage tape over your mouth, I gotta take

12:02

my ass shut at night. Yeah, I do that too.

12:04

Are they think- are these- I'm sleeping like a fucking

12:07

baby. I mean, are these fair to talk about- Are

12:09

these- Hold on, Stanger. No, go

12:11

ahead, go ahead. Hold on, like, just, I hate to-

12:13

people taking on- No, no, no. Podcasts,

12:15

I hate to do ads right now, but I've

12:17

been sleeping. Fucking-

12:20

I've been getting my sleep score is

12:22

off the fucking charts. I've been putting

12:24

hostage tape over my asshole and my dickhole.

12:26

Okay, so you cover your urethra- You keep

12:29

all the nitrogen in. It keeps

12:31

everything in, it keeps everything contained. Human beings

12:33

were designed to have corks in their asses

12:35

while they're sleeping. Okay, yeah, we'll read about

12:37

it. It's like, people have been doing it

12:39

since- For eons. Yeah, who knows? Yeah, who

12:42

knows? Every

12:45

time I peel the tape off in the morning,

12:47

a huge fucking worm comes out with it though,

12:50

like, six- I don't know if it's a new

12:52

one every day, or like the same one, and

12:54

I'm just getting new pieces of it, or what?

12:56

To be fair, I let him go, and then

12:58

he goes right into my feeding trough, so I

13:00

might be eating them over and over again. Oh,

13:02

do you? Yeah. Like

13:04

a poltergeist two situation, but out your asshole.

13:06

Now that we did this native ad, Stanger,

13:08

what was your favorite question? Oh,

13:11

I'm just- I just thought that maybe

13:13

these ferrets have been trained to

13:15

crawl into asses, and they were walking around thinking

13:17

these pumpkins were asses. Yeah,

13:19

these pumpkins do look a lot like asses, right?

13:22

For a ferret. I mean, that's how we do

13:24

a ferret. Yeah. Well, that's how

13:26

we designed them. They look like giant asses. Asses

13:28

are hot. I mean, it wasn't on purpose- Yeah,

13:31

it wasn't on purpose, but yeah, the moles

13:33

have to put the pumpkins on, and like,

13:36

do look like asses. They

13:38

do look like my neighbor's ass. Who's

13:42

also you, by the way? Well,

13:45

yeah. We're our own neighbors. Mr.

13:49

Rogers. Welcome

13:51

to Action, boys! There's

14:22

a lot of like, um, like

14:24

people making effort noises and pain sounds

14:27

and stuff to really sell how high

14:29

stakes a virtual environment is. Uh,

14:32

it's just like when I put my fucking

14:34

PS5 on. What

14:39

did you do to me, Dr. Angelo?

14:42

Dr. Angelo is just like a fucking

14:44

porno name. It's so funny. Well, yeah,

14:47

this movie does kind of ask the

14:49

question of what if Flowers for Algernon

14:51

got a erotic

14:54

thriller overlay? Like

14:56

what if we did a soft

14:58

porn version of Flowers for Algernon?

15:00

I think everybody's asking for

15:02

it. I never, I, I will

15:05

just crack, get cracking right now. I had

15:07

thought for the longest time I had seen

15:09

this movie. I think I just saw enough

15:11

of like a trailer and talked about it

15:13

enough or saw some clips. This

15:16

movie is unlike anything I thought

15:18

it was going to be. Now I suspected

15:20

you had not seen it because when we

15:22

first started the show, we were

15:25

talking about Charlie and Flowers for

15:27

Algernon and I brought up

15:29

Lawnmower Man and you guys both

15:31

looked at me like I was out of my fucking mind.

15:35

And that is not, and that is not the

15:37

first time that has happened to me. And I

15:39

don't think Lawnmower Man to me is one of

15:41

those movies I just assumed a lot of people

15:43

saw. I've seen it for sure.

15:45

I thought the movies, it turns out a lot

15:47

of people have not seen it. So you are

15:49

definitely not alone, gamers. Yeah. And I'm

15:52

sure a lot of people are going to be experiencing it for

15:54

the first time, though I want to point out like throughout

15:56

the run of the podcast people have been asking us

15:58

to cover this movie. Yes, and I

16:02

I had no idea about the

16:04

specifics that he was developmentally disabled

16:06

I knew nothing about cybo man and the

16:08

monkey. I don't even know if that's in

16:10

the theatrical version No, it's not Which

16:13

makes me want to watch the directors cut because

16:15

I could go for definitely more of Roscoe 138

16:17

the chimp dude I

16:20

could watch a little bit, but I like when

16:22

reading he's in the beginning these are the beginning

16:24

So if you want to watch it, he's in

16:26

only the first act It's it's I just can't

16:28

ten minutes is a fact a monkey with a

16:30

robot with a robot Well, we have let me

16:32

explain. Let me explain. Okay, okay This

16:35

movie is an hour and 42 minutes long

16:38

the theatrical cut. That's what I

16:40

now the years

16:43

later They made

16:45

a directors cut of the lawnmower man this movie

16:47

that was pretty much not

16:49

well received made a good deal

16:51

of money they Lied

16:54

about it being a Stephen King story. It's

16:56

it's a bullshit use of his name. He

16:58

sued them. He won and They

17:01

eventually re-released it as a

17:03

director's cut and it is

17:06

two hours and 20 some minutes long So

17:08

that's 40 minutes. They added on to this

17:10

movie now Well

17:12

when we covered the Richard Donner cut we talked

17:14

about just going with the original cut from here

17:16

on out if we can find It now

17:19

I must say Stanger luckily realized

17:21

the theatrical cut was streaming on to

17:23

be which is why I watched

17:26

that one And

17:28

also I had seen it before and I really

17:31

wanted to re-experience the movie I had

17:33

watched Because I haven't

17:35

watched it in quite some time, but gabers

17:37

pointed out to us Pretty

17:39

hard to find the theatrical cut

17:41

they've buried it like renting it

17:43

on action on fucking the Amazon

17:46

Apple it's all the director even if it's

17:48

screaming for free on prime as the directors

17:50

cut even when it says Our

17:53

40 minutes on the Apple one I bought

17:55

it and when I bought it it was

17:57

the directors cut at two out They like

18:00

It was just like a misrepresentation. And

18:03

it's very frustrating. It's like fucking Bob Iger

18:05

pops up and says, ha ha ha, you

18:07

got the director's cut. Ha ha ha, you

18:09

got the director's cut. Now

18:13

I'm glad Gabor's watched the director's cut. We're

18:15

going to have a lot of different takes

18:17

on what actually happened. Obviously

18:20

I read what was added into

18:22

the director's cut. Knowing

18:25

the movie though, knowing what

18:27

we had at the base, I

18:29

know there's no real like

18:32

fixing lawn mower man. No.

18:35

What I saw wasn't like, oh

18:38

I see what they did. This is pretty good.

18:43

I will say it's better than I thought

18:45

it was. I loved it. As a

18:47

kid, I loved it. Not only did I love it, it

18:50

kind of haunted me a little bit in

18:52

a weird sort of way. And I thought

18:54

it didn't this time, but I

18:57

do think the ending is very

18:59

good. Now let's get into the

19:02

Stephen King drama a little bit. I'm

19:04

sure Stanger re-listened to

19:07

the short story. The

19:11

short story was on Graveyard Shift, which

19:14

was a pretty fun book. It's a really

19:16

fun one. Short stories. To

19:19

me, I don't have

19:21

verification of this, but it's classic

19:25

beer guzzling Stephen King. Yeah,

19:27

I agree. He's way out there and he's

19:29

like not precious about anything. It's why probably

19:31

lawn mower man made it in there. And

19:34

lawn mower man is a very short

19:36

story. It's a very, very short story.

19:41

There's an audiobook version of

19:43

it read by the great

19:45

actor John Glover. Speaking

19:47

of Grammelins, he was in Grammelins 2. He

19:50

played the kind of rich,

19:53

CEO, Trump-esque, real

19:55

estate baron in

19:58

New York. I love that dude. Great voice,

20:00

great hair. So he reads

20:02

this. And you can always tell an

20:05

audiobook is top notch if they don't

20:07

bother re-recording a like

20:10

1991 recording of it. I

20:15

re-listen to it and I got to tell you, who

20:18

would you cast as this part for the

20:20

Lawn Motorman? It's two characters.

20:24

It's a

20:27

New England Republican guy in the

20:30

80s with an

20:32

overgrown lawn and he

20:34

can't find anybody to get a mose lawn. It's

20:37

classic Stephen King stuff of

20:39

like these two kids were

20:41

busy, one kid went away and all

20:44

these guys are taking his daughter out and he's like

20:46

having sort of a midlife crisis.

20:48

Then he calls this company and they send

20:50

over a guy. He's

20:53

fat, he's salt of the earth, he's

20:55

got an endless

20:58

string of traveling

21:01

salesman jokes that he knows. He's

21:05

super confident, scares

21:08

this guy. Then it

21:10

turns out that he's a mythological

21:12

creature like a goat. He

21:17

worships Pan. He worships Pan

21:19

and he's there for a sacrifice

21:21

and he gets naked in the yard and he's

21:23

like controlling

21:26

the lawn with his mind. I'm thinking the whole

21:29

time I'm like, man, Gabor's would

21:31

have a fucking blast doing this in

21:33

a movie. Yeah, because there's a fantasy

21:35

element and the guy has to be

21:37

able to move well because he's telekinetically

21:40

controlling the Lawn Motor but he crawls

21:42

behind it. He's

21:44

got to move like a spider, be able to

21:47

move well and be able to talk. I think

21:49

he would have so much fun being a bad

21:51

guy like this where it's like, hey buddy, how

21:53

you doing? It's

21:56

got a little bit of like cable guy energy

21:58

to it. But it's

22:02

almost like Kafka ask, or

22:04

I don't know what the

22:06

sub-genre is, but it's someone

22:10

going insane or is this really

22:12

happening to me? Yeah.

22:15

Where- Like a Jacob's ladder kind of-

22:18

You can't believe this is- I think it's like

22:20

a yuppie being encroached on by the middle class

22:22

and all that stuff too. Yeah, that's like a

22:24

zone genre as well, yeah. And

22:27

then the scene at the end of

22:30

the story is the only thing that

22:32

got transferred from- There's a couple things.

22:36

The lawnmower driving by itself,

22:38

then going through the door and

22:40

chasing the guy down, and

22:43

then the- And the fact that it's

22:45

a big red kind of super powered

22:47

lawnmower too. Yeah, the name

22:49

big red, I think it's in both of them. And

22:52

then the

22:54

scene with the cop, Beryl from

22:58

Bosch. Yeah. That's

23:01

the holy taken from the short

23:03

story, that little moment of it.

23:05

Like- How to end the bird bath.

23:07

Bird bath, yeah. So

23:10

that's it. So Steven, they promote the shit out of

23:12

this movie when it came out in 1992, which I

23:14

very much

23:16

remember. It came in number two at the

23:19

box office behind Wayne's World. It

23:23

was advertised as Stephen King's The

23:25

Lawnmower Man. And

23:28

so Stephen King sees a movie, it

23:30

is absolutely nothing to do with his

23:32

story whatsoever. And

23:34

he is very generous and liberal

23:36

with adaptations of his shit. Yeah,

23:39

he's vocal that it's a different

23:41

art form, it's completely understandable. But

23:44

you got to imagine going in to go see

23:46

an hour and 40 minute version of your seven

23:48

page story, you're like, what the fuck did these

23:50

guys run with? He likes

23:53

crap too. I mean, I'm sure he was probably

23:55

excited to see like, how are they going to

23:57

fucking do this in a movie? I think if it was

23:59

like a- Like a cult of

24:01

pan worshipers who are sacrificing people

24:03

using a lawnmower. He would have

24:06

been totally cool with that. I

24:09

think he was right to

24:11

be angry and his case was accurate

24:13

because he's thinking they are using

24:16

my name to sell tickets and they

24:18

are tricking people. To someone else's movie. And

24:21

what's fucked up, and I bet you this got

24:23

his goat pretty good, is doesn't

24:26

it feel like they

24:28

are trying to make their own version of

24:31

a Stephen King movie? Yeah,

24:33

because they throw in the shop and

24:35

all that kind of stuff. That's all

24:38

Stephen King elements. And

24:40

I think there even is a shop in Tommy

24:42

Knocker's. There is, yeah. It's a Stephen King concept.

24:44

It's in a few according to the... I

24:47

don't know as much about King as you guys, but

24:49

it's in a few things. The shop is

24:51

in the mist and it's their... It's

24:54

in the Outland Galleers, yeah. They

24:57

do a lot of the Americana-esque shit with

24:59

even... The

25:02

gas station, the alcoholic brother of

25:04

the priest. These all

25:06

feel like Stephen King characters. The

25:09

alcoholic groundskeeper

25:12

feels very Salem's

25:14

lot. The

25:17

drunk dad who beats up Peter

25:19

feels almost like they fully

25:22

ripped it out of Silver

25:24

Bullet. Even in

25:27

the movie Silver Bullet, there's an

25:29

almost identical scene where instead of

25:31

a lawnmower, it's the

25:33

werewolf and the guy's even watching wrestling

25:35

on TV. It's almost the same fucking

25:38

thing. Yeah, and the horniness.

25:42

The horniness, even the mysterious neighbor

25:44

that's hot, that's horny and likes to give

25:47

it up and all that kind of... I

25:49

think that goes back to what Gabriel said

25:51

about the Americana. It's

25:54

a little bit of like... Lemonade. Yes. Yeah.

25:58

Like everybody goes to the one... old-timey

26:00

our locations are an

26:03

old-timey gas station with that it

26:05

has full service a church is

26:07

like a shed mirror a church

26:09

a diner three suburb houses that

26:11

are next to each other even

26:14

fucking dr. Larry Angelo is like

26:16

small town with his British accent

26:18

and good British accent glasses basement

26:20

treadmill like everything that is just

26:22

like wealthy elite shit so I

26:25

love to like I love our

26:28

lawnmower man look he

26:30

Jeff Faehe yes yeah

26:33

Jeff Faehe he gave

26:35

us called out his character on

26:37

lost right which was kind of like my entree

26:40

into who he was okay well he's a buffalo

26:42

guy so he is he is

26:45

from my hometown and he does

26:47

have a good

26:49

voice I've

26:51

got like a touch of the buffalo

26:54

accent with probably 30 years of smoking

26:56

under his under his belt I like when he

26:58

starts to get smart it's like of course

27:01

dr. Angelo like it gets into like

27:03

a little gravel I mean this movie

27:07

presupposes that's as smart as you get

27:09

the worst person you become but

27:12

he's got a real I want to talk about

27:14

Jeff Faehe for a second he's got a classic

27:16

to me soft core

27:18

b-movie vibe yeah younger I

27:21

think his his his

27:23

career kind of changed with

27:25

lost and when he got

27:28

a little bit older because

27:30

I think he aged into

27:32

a more acceptable character when

27:34

he was a middle-aged man

27:37

there was a sexy sleaziness to him

27:40

like all those shots of him shirtless

27:42

and like having sex he doesn't come

27:44

off as like wholesome at all yeah

27:46

even like sexy in

27:49

a universally appealing way right

27:52

it seems like very cinemax

27:54

late at night it seems

27:56

gross it seems pornographic good

27:58

villain in Silverado I

28:00

mean, I think he's a really good actor. I oh

28:03

I've got a shout out my my

28:05

buddy Quentin He um he works at

28:07

a coffee shop near me and I

28:10

got a coffee and I was

28:12

he listens to the podcast And I

28:14

was like I'm about to go record Lawnmower

28:17

man. He's like Jeff Daniels, right? I'm

28:19

like no, it's actually deaf faith, but it's

28:21

I understand why he's got the dumb and

28:24

dumber haircut And

28:27

like that wardrobe like with the Pink

28:30

crew neck the overalls on it. Yeah, holy

28:32

shit. It is Harry I didn't even put

28:34

that together and I was like yeah He

28:36

they got the look for Harry from dumb

28:39

and dumber from the lawnmower man I

28:43

said simple Jack was my literal reference point. I

28:45

said it to Gil this morning at breakfast He's

28:47

like I remember that movie being kind of scary

28:49

and I was like I thought it was

28:51

a scary movie too when I was A kid, but

28:53

I guess I didn't see it because it's like comical

28:55

now as a grown-up My

28:58

imaginary friend that I said I was doing lawnmower

29:00

man today and they had something funny to say

29:02

about it, too Anyway, go ahead. So the other

29:04

actor I want to call out is well

29:07

There's two really because there's a couple

29:09

character actors who know exactly what the

29:11

fuck they got themselves into and they

29:13

do not give a fuck The first

29:15

being the great Jeffrey Lewis. Oh, we've

29:18

seen he's not done again everything and

29:20

he just He seems like

29:22

a crazy guy who's just like, you know what?

29:25

I'm wearing a wig in this one Yeah, I

29:27

did this one. It's like, you know what? I

29:29

talked with an Irish bro. I know and when

29:31

I forgot that they were set up As brothers

29:33

when later on they're like is my brother about

29:36

giving you penance? I'm like wait Over

29:42

later from the Ireland our

29:45

listeners know double impact he

29:47

took Chad. Yes

29:51

Yeah, he took Chad so

29:53

and then also he's Juliette Lewis his dad,

29:55

which is interesting. But yes, we've

29:57

seen him I mean, he's been in a million things He's

30:00

been in a million things we've even done

30:03

already. Yeah. And we'll

30:05

see him again when we do Chuck Norris

30:07

in Clint Eastwood's movie Any Which Way But

30:09

Loose. He's in Ten to Midnight. He's in

30:11

like tons of Clint Eastwood stuff. He's

30:15

in a few Clint Eastwood movies. Clint

30:17

must have really liked him. He

30:19

was in some movie that we- He's in Tango and Cash. I

30:23

think he's in Tango and Cash, but

30:25

I think he's uncredited possibly. He's uncredited,

30:27

correct. He's uncredited and he wears a

30:29

wig. We talked about it in

30:31

when we covered the movie. Yeah. Because

30:34

it's funny that he's like, fuck it. I'll do it. I

30:36

don't care. You don't even have to pay me.

30:38

I'm just going to wear a wig and be crazy. The

30:41

movie I recognize him from, which will be a

30:43

movie we do at some point, if not soon,

30:46

is only The Strong, the Capoeira movie.

30:48

Oh yeah. Yeah. I

30:51

love that movie. With the fucking top-

30:55

The Chef guy that does- I love that guy.

30:57

Mark the Cocker. We've

31:00

got Dean Norris also

31:02

making a big choice. Way

31:04

over said. Playing this, really

31:06

against type for him. He's

31:09

like, oh, I'm going to be

31:12

a Ivy League educated- Guy

31:14

on a screen. Yeah, I know. Yes.

31:19

I mean, it's a disastrous performance. But

31:21

he just doesn't give a fuck. That's

31:24

the exact attitude. Then of

31:26

course we get Austin O'Brien.

31:29

The kid from Last Action Hero? Yes. The

31:32

kid from Last Action Hero. He's got a small role.

31:35

That's one of those things that takes you a minute to be like,

31:37

wait, where do I know this kid from? Oh yeah.

31:40

He doesn't have a small role in

31:42

the director's cut. He's kind of a-

31:44

He's got a very important role in

31:46

the theatrical cut. Oh,

31:49

okay. Okay. Not a ton of

31:51

screen time, but very important screen time for the movie, whether

31:53

it's good or not. And

31:55

his family name is Parquet. He's Peter

31:58

Parquet. He's like, just come on. Then

32:02

we've got, of

32:04

course, our lead who

32:08

I'm very curious what your opinions on.

32:11

Here's Brosnan. I

32:16

really like his performance because he's

32:18

what the movie needs because it

32:20

doesn't matter what kind of stinker

32:22

he's in. He is

32:24

going to really try his

32:27

fucking ass off. His acting is

32:29

good. His problem

32:32

is that he looks like a movie

32:34

star, so when he's supposed to be

32:36

this computer nerd who doesn't want to

32:38

leave his house, you kind of don't

32:41

ever fucking buy it. I

32:45

do think we really, really missed

32:47

out. Pierce Brosnan did a lot

32:49

of comedies of all different stripes.

32:54

Brosnan did, I think, a pretty

32:56

over-the-top performance in an

32:59

over-the-top bad movie, in my opinion, Mars

33:01

Attacks. I

33:04

wish we would have gotten a Pierce

33:06

Brosnan naked gun

33:09

level spoof airplane.

33:13

Playing it absolutely straight. He would

33:15

have fucking destroyed on

33:18

a level of Robert Stack. I

33:20

would say I think you think

33:23

that because we just watched it. This

33:26

lawnmower man is like three notches away

33:28

from what you're describing. It's

33:30

so close. He's playing it super

33:32

straight to a movie where a guy's got a

33:34

blonde wig on and he's like, I want to

33:36

have sex. He's

33:38

like, my

33:40

subject is getting ... Even the fucking

33:43

monologuing? That's

33:45

fucking ... That's real hair. That's real

33:47

hair. That's no wig. Supposedly, they dyed

33:49

it bright red. They were like, this

33:51

looks ridiculous. We better just bleach it.

33:54

It looks mad stringy when it's

33:56

bleached, so it has a simple jack

33:59

or ... Beastmaster kind of look

34:01

the funniest like I had

34:03

to laugh out loud when they're like he

34:05

starts to become smart and handsome Quote-unquote

34:08

handsome and they had the two

34:10

of them together and they're clearly like

34:13

Last looks fresh out of the

34:15

makeup chair with their both their

34:17

hairs blow-dried You'd think like

34:19

as a director Brett Leonard or whatever his

34:21

name is would be like, okay guys We

34:24

got a dial back the hair just a little

34:28

Right, it's getting fucking crazy like

34:30

both these guys have fucking hair

34:32

like goddamn beast man and

34:34

fucking Masters of the Universe Too

34:38

much like perfect go off. Yeah

34:40

now We

34:43

broke we mentioned his name so we should

34:45

talk about him Brett Leonard the writer director

34:47

the the brains of this outfit He

34:50

you wouldn't be surprised to

34:53

to learn that he also directed Virtuosity

34:56

makes total sense. This guy is

34:58

like obsessed with screen savers He's

35:02

still in the VR field like

35:04

he's he's doing This

35:07

company that's supposed to do

35:09

use like VR to enhance

35:12

mental health Along with

35:14

psychedelics so like I'm like

35:16

literally the the premise of this

35:18

movie. Yeah, it truly is It's

35:21

like it's using like new tropics

35:23

and psychedelics. You mean you tropics

35:25

new tropics Enhanced

35:28

by like a in

35:30

like an immersive environment through virtual reality So

35:32

doing like MDMA or some shit like that

35:34

and virtual reality is it's like yeah, like

35:36

that kind of shit Yeah, and then they're

35:39

doing it like with you know people that

35:41

have suffered PTSD and stuff so that they

35:43

can like, you know experience

35:46

You know controlled versions of what initially caused

35:49

the trauma and then like rewire how they

35:51

respond to it and do behavior I mean,

35:53

it sounds all pretty interesting, you know I

35:55

do think there's something to be said about

35:57

if you just cross out virtual

36:00

reality in this movie and

36:02

scribble in AI where

36:05

like there's a little bit more of

36:09

a message there that you could take away from it.

36:11

He kind of tried to do that in virtuosity. Yeah,

36:15

I do think virtual reality is bullshit

36:17

and it is really funny that this

36:20

movie that's 31 years old now is

36:23

talking about it like it's the future and

36:26

there's always new waves

36:28

of VR. I

36:30

did a VR commercial with Vinnie

36:32

Chase, Adrian Grenier, where I played

36:34

like a delivery man directed

36:37

by our friend Eric and

36:39

I walked in and there was like a camera

36:42

on like a robot with like a

36:44

big like ball on top of it

36:46

and it was and like I don't

36:48

know anyone who watched the VR Sam's

36:50

like commercials in VR seems like a

36:52

crazy thing to be like I can't

36:54

wait to strap in and watch ads

36:56

like that feels fucking bananas. I

36:59

read some interviews with Brett Leonard

37:01

who is an interesting guy and

37:03

and a smart guy. I was

37:06

a savvy director but the movie

37:08

looks super expensive. Except

37:10

for the reality the VR

37:12

stuff. He got lucky because

37:16

he hired this production designer who ended

37:18

up going on to work with Spielberg

37:20

and do Minority Report. There's some memorable

37:22

stuff in there. Yeah

37:27

and so I think he got lucky and

37:29

who he hired there but his take on

37:31

VR was like he said the problem is

37:33

is that it keeps getting siloed for entertainment

37:35

and it's like it can do other stuff. It's

37:37

just like we've kind of maxed out what it

37:40

can do from an entertainment standpoint but that's

37:42

always where it heads and he was like

37:44

there's other there's other ways that you could

37:46

use this. I just would

37:48

just before you continue your point as far

37:51

as his point on the entertainment stuff I

37:53

think the the issue from

37:55

my experience with it is it's

37:58

not friendly to narrative storytelling. Yeah

38:01

The the medium doesn't work for that. I

38:04

mean exactly what he's talking about sounds part where

38:06

it's like oh, yeah, let

38:08

people reenact stuff in a With

38:11

like under the the guide

38:13

of someone with like the help of

38:16

psychedelic drugs I can kind of picture

38:18

that being like helpful for people but

38:20

like as far as connecting

38:22

with the character and Watching

38:25

them experience them. I just don't think it

38:27

will just like interactive theater versus real theater

38:29

It's like it's one thing but it doesn't

38:32

feel as rich as just sitting there and

38:34

watching a presentation But say or what what

38:36

else was he saying? Oh,

38:38

and he was saying that in trying to

38:40

make sense of like the computer graphics that

38:42

they used He was like it

38:45

was he was like again. We were limited

38:47

by budget, but he said I stand by

38:50

the The

38:52

effects when they're in the virtual space

38:54

because he was like we weren't trying

38:56

to create something that was photo real

38:59

So he was like it's supposed to feel

39:01

like a virtual space So he's like I

39:03

wanted it to feel psychedelic and he was

39:05

yeah I don't criticize any of the the

39:07

the the effects that I would be critical

39:10

of are the guys turning into balls Yeah,

39:12

cuz that's in the real world so that

39:14

wouldn't happen. It wouldn't be a digital thing

39:16

happening in the real world They would just

39:18

blow up or something I like when that

39:20

like the horn the gross horniness of like

39:22

the two people fucking and turning into like

39:24

a bird There's like a tacky kind of

39:26

like LA Shitiness

39:29

to it. Yeah, like those like

39:31

spiritual posters you see and yeah

39:35

This movie is sitting at a bar with

39:37

with barbed wire Like

39:39

talking about the industry. Yeah, you know they're

39:41

not like the same movie, but they're like

39:43

hanging out at the same place Remember they're

39:45

like I'm gonna you like you like the

39:47

thing I'm do yeah You love the term

39:49

spiritual sequel, so I think that you could

39:52

throw it around here if you'd like fucking

39:54

90s were awesome Like

39:58

those paintings of dolphins and stuff

40:00

Dude that were in outer space

40:02

that shit was fucking great I

40:04

didn't about incubus Brett definitely isn't

40:06

lacking any confidence to have

40:08

the balls to be like You

40:11

know what the movie the problem is the movie

40:14

needs another 40 minutes What's

40:17

my vision? You

40:20

got a guy in suspenders and fucking

40:23

Like yeah, I'd like a foot

40:25

going over the top drooling like

40:27

full And

40:30

yeah, we need to add more front porch.

40:32

There's there's another thing. There's another thing too

40:35

So and this sounds a little dubious, but

40:37

he is adamant that

40:39

in no way It was

40:41

there anything called cyber god? So

40:44

the story is is that that

40:47

the the right hold the rights holders

40:50

of this Stephen King? short

40:52

story knew that Stephen King was bankable and

40:54

they wanted just a Screw they wanted to

40:57

make a movie of it And so they

40:59

hired him because he had done this zombie

41:01

movie and they're like hey You

41:03

know just you know create something and he had

41:05

this script already called cyber god And they just

41:08

kind of tacked it on and made it work

41:10

which seems that's the story That's

41:12

the story that goes around and see

41:14

and seems to be part of the

41:16

case against the movie. Yes

41:19

as far as Fooling people in

41:22

the scene there. They're seeing a Stephen King

41:24

movie right and so what he

41:26

says was Absolutely

41:28

not he said that he had

41:30

been to a VR like seminar or something

41:32

and was really taken by VR And was

41:34

obsessed with it, and he had also made

41:37

the zombie movie that did pretty well I

41:39

can't remember what it's called And

41:41

he said based on his like kind

41:43

of horror movie early success these guys

41:46

approached him and said hey Will you

41:48

write a script for lawnmower man, and so he read

41:51

the short story? He was like I can't do anything

41:53

out of this He's like their idea was like maybe

41:55

there's somebody that's like chopping up women and making

41:57

manure out of them or some shit or whatever He

42:00

was like, but I'm obsessed with VR. And

42:02

so he said by hooker by crook. I

42:04

was gonna fit VR into this movie So

42:06

I you know He pulled the one scene

42:08

that made it into the movie from Stephen

42:11

King's book and then just built this other

42:13

thing around it But he said I didn't

42:15

have an existing script called cyber God and

42:17

you know, I'm gonna believe I'm

42:20

gonna I choose to believe him because Before

42:22

I read the bullshit on

42:24

IMDB, which is wrong all the time

42:27

about like they just had this script

42:29

called Cyber God and they slap fucking

42:31

lawnmower man. I was

42:33

thinking that if I had to Work

42:36

backwards from the short story. I could

42:38

definitely see somebody like just Coming

42:42

up with that shit to justify why there's

42:44

a lawnmower. Hello, she needs us. Yes, I

42:46

could see that happening just

42:49

from Having a computer in front

42:51

of me and looking it up Because

42:54

you mentioned it his zombie movie

42:56

is called the dead pit, which

42:58

I have never seen It's from

43:00

1989. It stars Jeremy

43:02

slate who played the priest

43:04

in Man

43:06

cool. I always like guys, you

43:09

know bringing their people back. That's always a fun

43:11

thing He also said

43:13

that Stephen King saw lawnmower like his version.

43:15

He was like, I like this movie It's

43:17

just that's yours. It's not mine and I

43:20

don't want my name on it But he

43:22

was like I'm much a total sense total

43:24

man Weird a weird thing too

43:26

is I think the

43:28

Stephen King story sell Has

43:31

a weird? Yeah overlap

43:33

with some of the ideas from

43:36

lawnmower man Where

43:38

it's been like lawnmower you could

43:41

almost say that sell is the

43:43

sequel to lawnmower man in a lot of ways

43:45

yeah, where it's like all these people get a

43:47

call and Then it

43:49

gets in their head and turns them into

43:52

kind of a zombie who are all a

43:57

Worshiping or kind of subservient

44:00

to one unifying kind

44:02

of God-like creature who could

44:05

easily be Job.

44:07

I mean that was the first thing I thought of when I

44:09

read this, when I read that story. Oh

44:12

cool, yeah I've never heard of Cell. Cell

44:15

came out in maybe

44:17

2009, 2010, like around there. It was

44:19

turned into a movie that just disappeared.

44:27

I have never seen it. I

44:30

think it stars John Cusack and

44:32

Samuel L. Jackson, possibly, if memory

44:34

serves me. It came

44:37

and went so fast. I

44:39

almost feel like I dreamed it. It

44:42

did. 2016 it came out. There's a lot of weird

44:44

Cusack set it

44:46

and forget it movies. Yeah, he

44:48

might be bad. Yeah. I

44:50

think he is. I think from like 2000 on,

44:53

with the exception of like high fidelity, which I

44:55

think was even before 2000, he's been in like

44:57

60 movies that no

44:59

one's seen. He's, you know, I love to like

45:02

scroll deep on these streamers and

45:04

find like anything that's remotely a

45:06

legal thriller, journalism thriller, or a

45:09

martial arts movie. That's

45:11

kind of new. Dude, Cusack's face is

45:13

on like 18% of

45:16

the fucking things you see. And you're like, and

45:18

he's not a gray hair on him.

45:20

No, not a gray hair. And not

45:22

only that, he's like frequently like Instagram

45:25

fucking flirt facial blur, where he's like,

45:27

oh, really soft and huge. And it's

45:29

like, Jesus Christ, man. Like he's letting

45:31

them do all kinds of fucking photo

45:33

shots. Hey, John Hughes replaces ass on

45:35

breakfast club. He was there shooting. He's

45:37

like, fuck, we get this guy out

45:39

of here to spring Judd Nelson. And

45:41

he was bender. Originally Cass was bender and

45:44

shot multiple days on it. I

45:46

think it was, I

45:48

like better off dead. I think

45:50

better off dead. What's

45:53

the guy who played booger in Revenge of

45:55

the Nerds? Oh, yeah. Curtis Armstrong. Curtis Armstrong

45:58

in his book, I think it was his

46:00

book that I read it in. He talks

46:02

about better off dead everybody

46:04

having a fucking blast. And then

46:07

something happened to, somebody

46:09

got in Cusack's ear that he

46:11

was too good for this kind

46:13

of movie. And then they came

46:15

back for reshoots or something. Or

46:17

the next time they hung out,

46:19

a completely different guy. Just a

46:21

problem, difficult to work with. Everybody

46:23

was miserable. Maybe

46:25

it was like the, or maybe it was like

46:28

he did one crazy summer with

46:30

that director afterward. Maybe it was like the

46:32

same. And he was like just a fucking

46:34

nightmare. It

46:36

was something like that. Is there more

46:38

in one crazy summer? She's in one crazy summer.

46:41

Yeah, that's right. That's where he's in the cartoonist.

46:43

And the same story. Because

46:45

they're both Savage Steve

46:47

Holland is the writer director.

46:50

That was like he was like this. He's

46:52

like this coming of age. Yeah. I love

46:54

one crazy summer. His name

46:56

is Hoops in that. And he's

46:58

never played basketball. I mean they're both cool,

47:00

better off dead. And one crazy summer are

47:03

both really fun movies that

47:05

do have a unique

47:07

voice to them. Yeah, that paper boy with

47:09

the $2 and all that shit. I love

47:11

that shit. Yeah, me too. One crazy summer,

47:13

the Curtis Armstrong character, is

47:16

he the guy who keeps trying to win the sweepstakes?

47:18

And then eventually like shoots a fucking rocket

47:20

launcher and something if I remember correctly. There's

47:22

a character who's constantly trying to win a

47:25

radio call-in show. And he never can. He

47:27

can never do it. And then like snaps

47:29

at the end. He like just misses it

47:31

or something like that. I remember him being

47:33

a cartoonist. I liked that part of it.

47:35

And it had like animated interludes.

47:38

Yeah. Yeah. That was cool.

47:40

The bad guys were a father-son. I know

47:42

this because I based something in a script

47:44

off this. The bad guys were like the father-son

47:46

wealthy guys. And the big turn at the

47:48

end is they had stolen his like Ferrari

47:50

engine and put it on their boat for

47:52

the big regatta race. And they

47:54

fucking like smoke him with that. And he shoots

47:57

like a, he's got a wheel of lobsters that

47:59

he's shooting at. with a crossbow and shit all

48:01

this classic bad guy shit so

48:03

Curtis Armstrong snort everything and better off dead

48:06

is that what he's like the druggie this

48:08

is 100% pure snow yeah

48:10

better off dead yeah yeah

48:17

you know what I gotta pull up some q-sac stern

48:20

clips who the guy we

48:23

got to remember because he's definitely somebody I'm

48:25

sure stern would needle a

48:27

little bit about like

48:29

what happened like so you've been offered

48:31

a lot of movies was

48:34

it true is it

48:36

true that you were offered the

48:39

Terminator you know you're some shit like it'll

48:41

be some huge fucking thing you

48:44

you were offered Titanic right he

48:47

always will put himself in there billion dollars that

48:49

would drive me crazy I mean I'm gonna stop

48:51

thinking about it yeah it's all I would ever

48:53

think of it's all I'd ever talk about or

48:55

think about you've turned out

48:57

some big movies they wanted you to

49:00

be Batman why

49:04

why didn't you want to be Batman I

49:06

mean that movie was everywhere dude let

49:08

me tell you if you were sitting

49:11

right here telling me you were Batman

49:13

I don't know well

49:18

no it wasn't me I like

49:20

the time is like you

49:22

know the spin no

49:24

better just real quick you have the spin

49:26

that they all go into just real quick

49:29

no I wasn't I you know it

49:31

got floated around but like I it never got

49:34

to me I was on a list I

49:36

don't know no you know

49:39

of course and then they were never

49:41

got that man it was

49:44

it was down to me

49:46

and Cusack for terminator me

49:48

you mean you Cusack

49:58

he's so small He

50:01

could not have a cybernetic exoskeleton. Either

50:04

they are reading for better off dead,

50:07

or they don't think that I'm right for it and

50:09

these things. And they're, you know, they said,

50:11

let Cusack do it. They

50:16

want me to do Cell. They

50:20

want me to do Cell. By

50:22

the way, I have like this fucking zodiac light on my

50:24

head. You guys! So yeah,

50:26

he had, he had, he gave

50:28

us, uh, gave us, has a

50:30

weird reflection on his face right

50:32

now. Christian iconography. Yeah. Which

50:35

brings us into, uh, Lawn Mower, man. The

50:37

Catholicism in this movie. There is a lot

50:39

of Catholicism. That's also how you know Stephen

50:41

King has nothing to do with it. It's

50:43

like way too, it's way too Irish Catholic.

50:48

Which is probably what fucking

50:51

infuriated him the most. And

50:53

Jeffrey, well he has like some

50:55

priest stuff, but it's usually like

50:57

involving vampires. Well,

50:59

or, or like he likes, um, Baptist,

51:01

you know, Pentecostal type stuff. Like Revival House

51:03

shit, you know. I do like that Jeffrey

51:06

Lewis read the script and was like, you

51:08

know what, I'm gonna do it Irish. Put

51:11

it high to two-y. I

51:13

did pull up Cell and, uh,

51:16

the, the IMDB page, and I'm looking at John

51:18

Cusack in it, and it looks like he's, it

51:21

looks like he's dr- he's the,

51:24

the baby of Nicholas

51:27

Cage and Tom

51:29

Hanks in The Da Vinci

51:32

Code. Yeah. He's got

51:34

two ventriloquist dummy hair. Yeah, he went the wrong

51:36

route on that hair too, where

51:39

it's like, uh, slicked back Wish

51:41

Nick troll in dyed black. Like it's,

51:43

it comes up and back, you know.

51:45

Like it doesn't feel like

51:47

it lives anywhere else on his head. Who wants the

51:50

guy in Da Vinci Code? What's his name? Langdon Robert

51:52

Langdon. Yeah, he got the Langdon.

51:54

He went to the barber and asked for

51:56

the Langdon. I can't believe in the

51:58

last couple years I've watched. all three of those movies

52:01

back. Yeah, Gabor's watch

52:03

the mysterious third one. Speaking of

52:05

fucking disappearing. It's

52:07

a huge billion dollar franchise. And the

52:09

third one came out to no fanfare.

52:13

I got to tell you, if you

52:15

ever have any doubts about Tom Hanks, which

52:17

I'm sure people do, he's the

52:20

other people. They

52:23

the video of him doing

52:25

the talk that

52:28

he was forced to do on stage.

52:30

Oh, it's very funny. About the Google

52:32

glasses or whatever. What is this fucking

52:34

dumb shit? It's some stupid fucking product

52:36

that he's been forced to... It's

52:39

almost like a TED talk for

52:42

some company. It's like for Sony. Like Sony...

52:45

I think it is Sony. I think Sony...

52:47

It makes sense because they like... Yes. He

52:49

like did a Sony package. And

52:52

now he's got to basically be like,

52:54

hey, the guy in charge of Sony

52:56

is cool. I'm Tom Hanks. Come see

52:58

the new DaVinci

53:00

Code movie. And he is

53:04

so miserable, they asked to do it,

53:06

that he kind of destroys the whole

53:08

illusion they were going for. It's really

53:11

fucking funny. Clearly some piece of shit

53:13

or some annoying person that works there

53:15

gave him an instruction and treated

53:20

him like an employee of this place. It's

53:22

like glasses and he's like... Essentially,

53:24

he doesn't say this, but it's like, these

53:26

are fucking stupid. And

53:29

they must have told him to walk back

53:31

and forth. And so he never stops walking

53:33

back and forth in a really like over

53:35

the top manner. Like now I'm

53:37

walking over here. And

53:40

it does make you like him. It does.

53:44

He's fucking lawnmower man. The

53:46

theatrical cut. I

53:49

unfairly was critical

53:52

of Roger saying that he's a wife guy. He

53:54

definitely is a wife guy, because I do like

53:56

the clip of him protecting Rita Wilson when like

53:58

the paparazzi were getting too... close you know

54:00

it was kind of a cool

54:02

thing because he's like America's sweetheart or whatever this is

54:05

pretty recent they were getting like you can be divorced

54:07

and be a white guy agreed agreed you have to

54:09

change my brain you gotta

54:14

get a new wife that's

54:17

fair and that's sometimes gonna be difficult yeah

54:20

you can't just divorce and be single stay

54:23

single and then be a wife guy you have

54:25

to get a new wife speaking of paparazzi did

54:27

you see sly and his whole family like walking

54:29

down through Italy and they're being like

54:32

mob by crowds of people with their phone and his

54:34

caption is like I love this country

54:36

or whatever I

54:39

comment man Frank

54:41

is super famous

54:43

in Italy hoping that

54:46

just burrows into his brain what

54:49

does this mean I went

54:51

to a birthday party last night and my friend's

54:53

wife came over to the

54:56

the circle I was talking in with

54:59

some guy and and and she's

55:02

like this is my friend and

55:04

we actually know each other from like

55:09

a student school like a chain we're

55:11

exchange students he's

55:13

a from Brussels we've

55:17

been friends for like for

55:19

fucking 30 years and

55:22

so then I'm like cool and I'm

55:24

also like I don't want

55:26

to talk to this I'm

55:30

like catching up with an old friend of mine and

55:32

now I'm now I'm like all

55:34

right like and then somehow he brings

55:36

up like Van Dam and I'm like

55:38

okay I can talk about okay and

55:41

then immediately he talks

55:43

about somehow it gets shifted

55:45

over to Frank Stallone he's like what's Frank

55:47

Stallone song and I'm like honestly I don't know

55:49

I don't know I think he had one hit

55:52

and I won't hit that was it for

55:54

staying alive yes it's like never

55:56

forget it's it's like a disco yeah

55:59

you I don't know, he's like,

56:01

I can't believe it, I'm the one that has to

56:03

tell the Americans what Frank, and I'm like, no,

56:06

he's a joke, dude, FYI. Far

56:10

from over, I think is the biggest thing. Yes, I

56:12

learned that last night because he did Google it, he's

56:14

like, far from over. Like

56:18

that's it. When the guy had all jacked, I

56:20

would keep calling him Muscles from Brussels if he

56:22

had any. No, he was like, rail

56:24

skinny. Or if he was super skinny, it'd be fun to do.

56:26

Yeah, I should have been calling him that. Did he have some

56:28

Van Damme vocal tics? No,

56:31

not really. I mean, he just kind of

56:33

sounded. Yeah, like Van

56:35

Damme's got some weird kind of influences

56:37

in where he learned English and like

56:39

how spread out over Europe he was

56:41

and all that. So he's unique unto

56:43

himself like Arnold, you know? Guys

56:48

who've lived in America for like 50 something

56:51

years in a profession where it's all

56:53

talking and did not lose

56:55

their, I mean, it's obviously on purpose.

56:57

Because it's beneficial to them. Well, it

56:59

is super powerful. Arnold puts his on

57:01

and Van Damme, I think just that's

57:03

the best he's been to Van Damme

57:07

again. He's doing the

57:09

best Van Damme in every movie. I

57:11

don't hear it. Well, the

57:14

difference is Arnold, like when he's giving

57:16

a motivational speech, you realize how good

57:18

a speaker he is and that like

57:21

his accent is very much

57:23

part of his character now.

57:26

And when Van Damme is doing

57:28

his like Instagram videos, you can barely

57:30

understand a fucking word he's saying. Yeah,

57:33

he's struggling. He's struggling. He's

57:36

struggling. He's mixing in multiple

57:38

languages. Yeah. Gabriel

57:40

sent us a couple of clips of

57:42

the John Cusack movies that

57:44

he pulled off. Look at these. And

57:47

he does. The second one is the

57:49

one I was thinking of the Photoshop.

57:51

He's just fully like blurred out of

57:53

it and distorted. It

57:56

looks like somebody is

57:58

just putting like mass. from

58:00

a CVS at all the time. Like

58:05

I just, on the back of a photo

58:07

shoot. And both of these posters look

58:09

like it would be in a, if

58:12

John Cusack spoofed himself in another TV

58:14

show, they would be like up in

58:16

his house. Like, they seem

58:18

like fake boogers. Yeah, like shit, I'm

58:20

going to John Cusack's house. And he's

58:23

like fucking bragging about all his movie

58:25

posters. Also, the subtle

58:27

burn to both of them is that he's

58:29

second billing. Yeah,

58:31

to like, Christina Ricci and Neil

58:33

Gersch. He

58:37

in this one, distorted, he looks like

58:39

the guy that like when you go

58:41

to the gym, sits on the peck

58:43

rear fly machine for like

58:45

the whole time you're there. On his phone mostly.

58:47

Yeah, it's like I'm there for a two hour

58:49

workout. I just want to squeeze some of that

58:52

in. And meanwhile, this guy's in there the whole

58:54

fucking time. He

58:56

like turns around, he's got weird eyebrows and

58:58

like no muscle development. I'm like, maybe you

59:00

should change it up. Do something different. I

59:03

was super setting, I was super setting strict

59:05

press and lat pull downs. And

59:08

a guy jumped on the lat pull down machine

59:10

in between. I was like, okay, that's, that's fine.

59:12

I'll let him finish his set. He finished the

59:14

set and then he sat there and I could

59:16

see, he like left his phone up on

59:18

the ground and he was watching like

59:21

an, he was listening and watching an

59:23

Instagram video of some like busty woman

59:25

talking to camera. And then I'm

59:27

like, what the, so he picks up his phone, now

59:29

he's on his phone and I'm wait, tiff. And it's

59:31

tiff, he's commenting on it. But I go over to

59:33

like, see what he's doing. I'm like, this guy's been

59:35

sitting here for like three minutes now. I'm like getting

59:37

into too long of a rest period. I got to get up there.

59:40

So I go and I'm like, I'm going to just see what he's doing

59:42

on his phone. I look over his phone. I'm like,

59:45

writing like a four or five

59:47

line comment on whatever this Instagram video is. And

59:49

I'm like, this guy, I need to get this

59:51

guy off this machine for me and off his

59:53

phone for his own well-being. No, I mean, listen,

59:55

dude, you could look at it that way or

59:58

you could look at it as like tool

1:00:00

about how young people connect with each

1:00:02

other. So, if you

1:00:04

want to be negative, that's fine. So

1:00:07

we're about a month ahead of recording and recently

1:00:10

on a previous episode, our

1:00:14

long-term long-time listener,

1:00:17

Bloodfart. Bloodfart.

1:00:19

Bloodfart2. I like

1:00:22

to googling. Bloodfart2. He

1:00:27

reposted someone's message. So there's a

1:00:30

Reddit thread for this that we

1:00:32

avoid because it's too frightening. We

1:00:35

should let them be able to talk to each other. People

1:00:38

should be able to talk shit if they

1:00:40

want on their own thing. That's fine. On

1:00:43

the Patreon, we will look. But

1:00:45

on the Reddit, it's our job to check

1:00:48

and to respond to some things. We put

1:00:50

up those posts. We put up

1:00:52

those posts and we work for quite a bit. We watched

1:00:54

a movie and recorded for three hours for those posts.

1:00:56

So I think we have the right to read the

1:00:58

comments. The

1:01:00

Reddit is a world on itself.

1:01:03

And I generally try to. Last

1:01:05

time, Sean Clement's wife

1:01:07

loves Reddit. She's on it all the time. And

1:01:09

she sent me a link to some

1:01:11

fucking shit about me on Reddit

1:01:13

once, like a Hollywood handbook. And

1:01:16

I was like, I don't want to fucking read this. What

1:01:18

are you doing? I read

1:01:20

a Reddit thread about me and Nicole Byer doing

1:01:22

a Power Hour that upset

1:01:24

me and angered me in such a way that

1:01:27

I called Kibosh on. I don't even

1:01:29

read the Patreon comments. I hear them about

1:01:31

them from you guys because I'm

1:01:33

just trying to. And also, to be fair

1:01:35

to the Redditors, even if they are being

1:01:37

negative, they're not intending for us to see

1:01:39

it. Like they're not coming into my space

1:01:41

and giving. So it's just like if you

1:01:43

want to fucking talk shit or talk about

1:01:45

how stupid I am or whatever, knock

1:01:48

yourself out. Knock yourself out. Occasionally, somebody

1:01:50

will link us in or if there's

1:01:52

like a true psycho. And in this

1:01:55

case, blood flow just literally cut and

1:01:57

pasted this giant diatribe.

1:02:00

I did oh that wasn't his

1:02:02

own post no no no blood flow has been

1:02:04

with us since day one Yeah,

1:02:09

you come to our live shows. He's a buddy

1:02:12

Blood flow knows what he is that's why I

1:02:14

like yeah He under

1:02:16

the order is your is the uh

1:02:19

the origin of I'm a movie buff.

1:02:21

I believe yeah laughs

1:02:24

about it He's

1:02:27

also he's a he's either a

1:02:29

vet or he's in active duty, too I

1:02:32

thought he was in the Navy. I believe

1:02:34

yeah if memory serves me Because

1:02:38

he'll mention that stuff especially when

1:02:40

we do our annual fundraiser well

1:02:42

whenever he goes to the doctor

1:02:46

He's his doctor who is of

1:02:48

course he's also commented right above

1:02:50

him who

1:02:54

we give a hard time but I'm also Fine

1:02:56

we've been doing the show for a long time

1:02:58

and so we have our wack once again We

1:03:01

have our wack pack which we should name. I

1:03:03

feel like this is a good job for gamers I'll

1:03:06

come up with something act back.

1:03:08

Yeah like our fucking

1:03:11

psycho Brigade We

1:03:14

have these our lawn mower man

1:03:16

yes, we have her lawn mower

1:03:18

men our Job I

1:03:20

mean job We've

1:03:24

got quite a few lawnmower men who and

1:03:27

they are men They

1:03:30

are never we we have yet

1:03:32

to have a problem female listener

1:03:36

No, I think you might be on the road that

1:03:38

I think you might be able to spread that across

1:03:40

all of Bob. Yes I think or the internet for

1:03:42

the most part So

1:03:46

This dude just like when I

1:03:49

I kind of don't Really

1:03:52

want to talk shit about him because he

1:03:54

did he didn't post it like yeah He

1:03:56

like it's not like he didn't post it

1:03:58

on our patreon And he

1:04:01

basically just sounds like a guy who doesn't

1:04:03

like where he's at in life Which I

1:04:05

think everybody can relate to and if our

1:04:07

show up to including our hosts of

1:04:09

the show. Yeah, I mean if if Part

1:04:13

of doing this show keeps some

1:04:15

fucking psycho from like stalking

1:04:18

somebody at work Like

1:04:24

Yeah Like maybe if it's so if

1:04:26

it's soma for people that would otherwise

1:04:28

be taking up skirt shots on the

1:04:31

subway Like I'm so glad that this

1:04:33

is what we're doing our do yeah,

1:04:35

we're getting this guy from like Creeping

1:04:39

in bathroom stalls From

1:04:44

doing wide stances But

1:04:48

anyway he um, but this dude did he

1:04:51

had a very technology based we will

1:04:53

talk frequently pretty

1:04:56

casually about like our

1:04:59

hatred of phones

1:05:01

being distracting and Having

1:05:04

a lot of negative consequences for us

1:05:06

as a society and leading people to

1:05:08

be lonely and miserable and addicted to

1:05:11

their phone But

1:05:13

he took it to a next level of like

1:05:15

saying that he made all his friends and he

1:05:17

did refer to himself as a Millennial

1:05:20

Gen Z cusp or and that

1:05:22

we didn't understand phones now most

1:05:24

of our criticism against phones it

1:05:27

was it it did strike

1:05:29

me as though he isn't really listening to a

1:05:31

lot of what we're talking about because usually we

1:05:33

Bring up old people not Old

1:05:37

people should need a license to get a phone Yeah,

1:05:39

and we're also mostly talking about our

1:05:41

personal relationship with phones and I consider

1:05:43

us to be old now Yeah,

1:05:46

you know what I mean? like it's mostly talking

1:05:48

about our personal dynamic with phones of what we

1:05:50

feel it's doing to our brains and kind of

1:05:52

extrapolating out from there and From

1:05:54

witnessing from going to one Broadway show

1:05:57

where nine different people's phones ring We

1:06:00

we struck a nerve with this dude who thought he

1:06:02

was under a personal attack But you

1:06:05

know, I don't even know if he's a patron to

1:06:07

be honest with you We know he's in pain for

1:06:09

the fucking podcast. He's got he did

1:06:11

reference one friend that he met That

1:06:14

he's seen three times but has a

1:06:16

meaningful Valuable relationship with

1:06:18

and so I guess that could prove positive

1:06:20

on the population depending on what age you

1:06:22

go for Well, I

1:06:25

maybe urban they're like plotting shit

1:06:28

Also, I just I think we should be

1:06:30

understood that like if we're sitting here shit

1:06:32

talking a movie There is obviously positive parts

1:06:34

of the movie we like we're sitting here

1:06:36

shit talking phones Like obviously I like that

1:06:38

I could go on my for you page

1:06:40

and see Thousands of pairs of tits in

1:06:42

under a second. Like there are powerful cool

1:06:44

things about the phone. I get it I

1:06:47

mean, I'm like it Inspired

1:06:50

somebody else to talk about that. I thought might have

1:06:52

been the guy but he says he's not so I'll

1:06:54

take him at his word Nikko

1:06:56

Nolte Nikko Nolte. Yeah, I Nolte

1:07:00

no, okay Mr.

1:07:02

No 10 But

1:07:07

he was talking about like the virtues of like social

1:07:09

media and all this kind of stuff and I was

1:07:11

just like what the fuck I'm trying to remember like

1:07:13

what we talked about in Rudy where all the shit

1:07:15

and then he was like no No, I was just

1:07:17

responding to that post and then so I didn't just

1:07:19

say like hey dude, just so you know All

1:07:22

of us use social media. We like parts

1:07:24

of it. It's probably why the show exists

1:07:29

We are participating in I listen to audiobooks and

1:07:32

podcasts on my phone for like seven hours a

1:07:34

day But at this time I'm like, I think

1:07:36

the Amish were right and would like all this

1:07:39

Good idea, yeah like the Amish did

1:07:41

it right like a rum springer like

1:07:43

they've like teeth. They're all like nah,

1:07:45

not for me Percent

1:07:50

of the time they come back On

1:07:57

the internet I drank alcohol I'm coming back

1:07:59

out of four I got

1:08:01

a phone, good father, it

1:08:03

wasn't fun. I'm

1:08:06

curious to see what on my mother's, I'm

1:08:08

not a cusper. Father mother,

1:08:10

I'm not a cusper. It

1:08:12

turns out I'm not a cusper. Turns

1:08:15

out I'm not a cusper and I want to send

1:08:17

my phone back. Gregor Tomato from

1:08:19

Reddit was wrong. I

1:08:21

am curious to think what he'll think of

1:08:23

this episode because it does, it is a

1:08:26

cautionary tale. It does the weird like

1:08:28

a lot of overlap, right? Yeah, I know. Well,

1:08:30

that's why I broke the seal and bring it

1:08:32

like we've got to because it's going to come

1:08:34

up like it is. It is fucking cautionary tale.

1:08:36

He does come up assuming we start the episode,

1:08:38

start talking about the movie anytime soon. I

1:08:41

think that he's going to be on the

1:08:43

side of Dr. Larry Angelo early on when

1:08:45

he's talking about like how great technology can

1:08:47

be. But then he'll be against them later

1:08:49

when he's like concerned about how it's. This

1:08:52

is obviously going to be a very long

1:08:54

episode. We've

1:08:56

got a lot to discuss. We haven't

1:08:58

even started yet. Throughout the whole time

1:09:01

I was watching, I kept on thinking

1:09:03

like poor

1:09:05

cry check. Like how

1:09:07

do you pick what clip to put

1:09:09

on our

1:09:11

Instagram? I just trust that he's going

1:09:14

to fucking hammer it. You want to

1:09:16

put the whole thing in there. I

1:09:18

mean, literally every scene has seems

1:09:21

unbelievable. One thing we try

1:09:23

not to do on this amongst

1:09:25

us is text about the movie until

1:09:27

we sit down. I couldn't. I

1:09:29

felt bad. I was like, I'm sorry, guys. I'm

1:09:34

like, I'm losing my fucking mind here.

1:09:40

I was truly blown away watching this to the

1:09:42

point where I just was like, I just have

1:09:44

to tell the guys that I'm losing my fucking

1:09:46

shit over here, which is something we try to

1:09:48

avoid. Even when we watch together in person, we

1:09:50

try not to talk about it so that we can. I don't

1:09:52

come in. I don't blame

1:09:54

you. Chimp Roscoe 138. How

1:09:57

could you not text? Cyberman just

1:09:59

calling him. Cyberman made me in the

1:10:01

fucking like Idiot

1:10:03

in the whatever word we

1:10:05

have to come up with a word that to

1:10:08

describe Joe in Job's accent Thanks, that's

1:10:10

cyber man and he's a Realist

1:10:12

I hate to report that cyber man

1:10:15

is not in the the theater most

1:10:17

at all We never get to see

1:10:19

Job interact with Roscoe 138 Roscoe

1:10:22

escapes to his house and into his

1:10:24

shed And they he's like hugging him

1:10:27

and this is why I think

1:10:29

the Metrical cut is better. I

1:10:31

do like We

1:10:36

just gotta go into it so like let's

1:10:38

set up some why don't we do this

1:10:40

as we go through gabris you can give

1:10:42

us a Brief synopsis of I'll go through

1:10:44

the opening scene and then you can kind

1:10:46

of give us a version Maybe

1:10:49

a truncated version of yeah, what I left out

1:10:51

in the director's cut sure and also Listeners

1:10:54

I watched this movie last night

1:10:57

I do have holes in my brain from

1:10:59

my just lifestyle choices, so I might even

1:11:01

be like Job

1:11:12

is molesting the priest There's

1:11:15

there's a lot of fucking sketchy ass shit

1:11:17

about between those two I don't know um

1:11:20

oh one thing I wanted to add About

1:11:23

John Cusack's oeuvre What

1:11:31

they want to talk about John Cusack's

1:11:33

projection screen forehead was As

1:11:37

big John would have said that's not a

1:11:39

forehead that's a five head oh He

1:11:42

just added one more that was

1:11:44

always a thing this guy's got a fucking five

1:11:46

head Johnny Lawnmower

1:11:50

man It's

1:11:53

prime this is what I want to say When

1:11:56

I pulled it up on prime I did like that they

1:11:58

put it in the sub genre thoughtful

1:12:00

oh I

1:12:05

did remember something else. I got a

1:12:07

text Besser about lawnmower man. I

1:12:10

think Besser I I suspect he is

1:12:12

a fan of the movie because The

1:12:16

amount I always thought

1:12:18

the early upright

1:12:20

citizen brigade sketches had VR

1:12:23

shit in them. Yes, like it

1:12:26

also As someone who

1:12:28

knew the movie very well. I was like oh wow.

1:12:30

They're really using a lot of lawnmower

1:12:33

man stuff my guess

1:12:35

would be because but you know

1:12:37

like Besser has like the He

1:12:39

has like the I watch anything that sci-fi

1:12:42

like any new show even

1:12:44

if he doesn't like it Yeah, he

1:12:46

has to check because he just loves

1:12:48

sci-fi shit so much so I guarantee

1:12:50

he likes lawnmower man I'm curious if

1:12:52

he's seen lawnmower man, too, which even

1:12:54

I have not seen no I

1:12:57

couldn't even I didn't know it existed until I searched trying

1:12:59

to kept digging deeper to get away

1:13:01

from the directors cut But at one

1:13:03

point I was kind of in a sunk cost and

1:13:06

here's the funny while we're just I

1:13:08

own lawnmower man the theatrical cut

1:13:11

on DVD All my DVDs

1:13:13

are in storage except for like eight of them

1:13:15

and one of them is Lawnmower

1:13:17

man the theatrical cut but

1:13:19

I wanted to go watch it in a room that didn't have

1:13:21

a player And you had meant

1:13:23

like you sent a text and I was like I

1:13:25

think I'm just gonna rip it rip it on directors

1:13:28

Cut cuz I assume that's what you had to watch

1:13:30

but then Stanger came through with the to be

1:13:32

but at that point I was 20 minutes in

1:13:34

and like tears in my eyes Cyberman

1:13:36

I've got in my eye These

1:13:40

lawnmower men are coming up to me

1:13:42

tears in their eyes. They're saying save

1:13:44

cyber man So

1:13:47

once I was I was pot committed like I

1:13:49

swear to God five minutes into the movie I

1:13:51

go if if they figure something else out. I'll

1:13:53

just be the guy that watched the other version

1:13:56

ooh Alpha

1:13:59

we had we just got to see Alpha

1:14:01

Raj. Yeah, well it's

1:14:03

dinner time and it's

1:14:05

not dinner time. It's fucking a

1:14:07

little bit before dinner time as of this

1:14:09

recording and my fucking

1:14:12

dog has an internal

1:14:14

clock that gets very, very rowdy around

1:14:16

dinner time of like acting like I've lost

1:14:18

my mind. I'm like, do you know what

1:14:21

time it is? Sometimes it works. I'm like,

1:14:23

shit, is it like way past

1:14:25

dinner time? I'm like, no. It's not.

1:14:28

He already has that with his peeps real quick.

1:14:30

His last piss before bed. It

1:14:32

used to be after 11 because we slept

1:14:34

in so late. Now it

1:14:37

can be 10 p.m. or later, but I think

1:14:39

he likes to do it because then he knows

1:14:41

he's not going to get woken up again for

1:14:43

a few hours. So now as his old man

1:14:45

this at like 9.05 he's like sitting

1:14:48

by the door and I'm like, it's another hour, dude,

1:14:50

because I don't want you waking me up at 5 in

1:14:52

the morning having to go to the bathroom. I

1:14:55

have to like and he's just like cranky stomping

1:14:57

around. I'm like, no, no, no, dude. It's been

1:14:59

it was midnight for the longest time. Now it's

1:15:01

10. We're not going to 9 p.m. I

1:15:04

don't care. Like now he's

1:15:06

gone bananas. We'll talk about this more in

1:15:09

the later episode. But like our old man,

1:15:11

I wanted to send you you guys

1:15:13

like one of the a dog

1:15:16

trainer I use posted on her

1:15:18

Instagram. The like

1:15:20

dog ages according

1:15:22

to weight. Ultimately it's the old

1:15:24

adage of like dog years

1:15:27

being seven human years. It's pretty fucking

1:15:29

close. Oh, that's cool. Like it's pretty

1:15:31

accurate, but they had like the only

1:15:33

variable is how heavy your dog is.

1:15:35

Because the little ones like live a

1:15:38

little longer. Yes, it's slower for lighter

1:15:40

dogs. Yeah. So so they

1:15:42

age a little bit closer to

1:15:44

us. But

1:15:46

all in all, it's just a couple of year

1:15:49

difference. Artie is off the

1:15:51

charts like now. Like because at least

1:15:53

what like she screen grabbed it was like up

1:15:55

to like 13. As

1:15:58

of the you're going by sevens. He's

1:16:00

98 years old right now 98 and

1:16:02

change, you know in half a year and

1:16:04

dog years is if the math sticks out

1:16:06

It's three and a half human years. He's

1:16:08

broken a hundred like I

1:16:12

saw somebody post about like blue zones

1:16:14

being bullshit the

1:16:16

um Which and I kind of like I

1:16:18

like the the those like that book

1:16:20

when it came out and stuff Oh, I loved

1:16:23

it. I mean, it's all very basic. I mean

1:16:25

some of the stuff It doesn't

1:16:27

like it's it's Stupid it's

1:16:29

just like yeah eat a Mediterranean

1:16:32

diet and eat something that's fermented Yeah,

1:16:35

and get a lot of sleep and work outside.

1:16:37

It's all very stuff

1:16:39

that is universally true that you

1:16:41

can benefit from but somebody

1:16:45

Thought that the premise of the book So if

1:16:47

you don't know about blue zones, it's like whoever

1:16:49

came up with the idea is They

1:16:51

went to all the places around the world

1:16:53

that have the largest population

1:16:56

of veterinarians so

1:16:58

people over a hundred and

1:17:00

Looked at the commonalities amongst these

1:17:02

old people mostly from talking to

1:17:04

their kids because they're so old

1:17:07

they they They can barely

1:17:09

kind of talk that much and their

1:17:11

kids are also like 70 or 80

1:17:13

years. I know so

1:17:17

the The graph I

1:17:19

saw and I who knows who put this up,

1:17:21

but it looked into

1:17:23

the drop in life expectancy

1:17:26

or centenarians once

1:17:29

their States

1:17:31

and countries started using

1:17:34

standardized birth record-keeping So

1:17:37

right so all those some people are lying about

1:17:39

yeah Tell me it gets

1:17:41

very murky for some people like they just

1:17:44

fucking I don't know grandpa's a hundred right?

1:17:46

Yeah, it makes sense. It's been around forever.

1:17:48

Yeah I guess he was born in And

1:17:53

honestly I get that now too where

1:17:55

i'm like I would fully fucking forget

1:17:57

how old I am. I push ahead

1:17:59

so frequently by accident. Me and

1:18:01

Tiffany actually both do it and call each

1:18:03

other out on it. I'll be like, fucking

1:18:05

42 years old. It's like not until January.

1:18:08

You do do that and you have done that for

1:18:10

a while. I know. You started making yourself 40 when

1:18:12

you were like 36. When I was

1:18:14

like 38. Yeah, I don't, like I just say it. And

1:18:16

I guess it's because in my head I'm like, fuck 40.

1:18:18

So like it just gets in my head. Like I- Don't

1:18:21

worry Stanger, we haven't started the movie yet.

1:18:27

Stanger just got up, went for a hike, came back

1:18:29

and what's it all like? New

1:18:31

line cinema. So John Cusack. By

1:18:35

the turn of the millennium, technology

1:18:37

known as virtual reality will be

1:18:40

in widespread use. It

1:18:42

will allow you to enter

1:18:44

computer generated artificial worlds as

1:18:46

unlimited as the imagination itself.

1:18:49

Its creators foresee millions of positive

1:18:51

uses while others fear it as

1:18:54

a new form of mind control.

1:18:59

Virtual reality is mind control. It's

1:19:02

mind control. They're controlling our minds. China

1:19:06

is trying to turn us into lawn mower men.

1:19:09

Then I know how I got this DVD

1:19:11

then because when Tiff worked at New Line,

1:19:13

they let me raid the movie closet once

1:19:15

and I just took like one of every

1:19:17

movie that I hadn't had. So I got

1:19:19

like Ninja Turtle. What a catalog New Line's

1:19:21

got. Yeah. Yeah. I've

1:19:24

been picking up movies. Yeah. I

1:19:26

would kill for like a New Line to exist

1:19:28

now. I've been picking up a lot of VHSs

1:19:31

here and there because I

1:19:33

finally got around to getting

1:19:35

a VCR and there are

1:19:38

certain movies I don't want to watch

1:19:40

on VHS. But there's

1:19:42

trash because the

1:19:44

guy who runs Action Boys titles

1:19:46

actually, he has a Twitter account where

1:19:49

he puts up all the title screens of the movies

1:19:51

we covered. It's pretty cool. And

1:19:54

he sent me a message about like all these

1:19:56

like sealed video cassettes he got and like he

1:19:59

got one graded. And I kind of was

1:20:01

like I don't know not my thing I I think

1:20:03

part of the fun of it is they

1:20:05

should cost a dollar When

1:20:07

as the price is like the weird

1:20:10

collection of that raises like it kind

1:20:12

of ruins it because it's like These

1:20:14

aren't letterboxed movies for the most part

1:20:16

They're like pan and scanned or

1:20:19

just like weirdly cut like the dimensions

1:20:21

are weird that the sound Yes,

1:20:24

there's all sorts of problems But this

1:20:26

is the perfect fucking thing for like

1:20:28

a shitty VHS copy, but unfortunately I

1:20:30

couldn't find one in time So

1:20:32

it led to me watching on to

1:20:34

be but this was the the exact

1:20:36

perfect over-the-plate like just pop it in the

1:20:38

fucking VCR And let it roll Even

1:20:41

if you can't even hear some of this shit We

1:20:45

go to virtual space industries

1:20:49

It's a nondescript building looks

1:20:51

like a water treatment plant Like

1:20:54

on the side of a mountain. It's very

1:20:56

close to this small town And

1:21:02

We get a very

1:21:04

strange Shot of we

1:21:07

just kind of see the halls and

1:21:09

we're going through this concrete

1:21:11

depressing darkly

1:21:13

lit laboratory and

1:21:16

you can hear Pierce Brosnan

1:21:18

and a guy named you and there

1:21:20

it's very sloppy exposition where it's like

1:21:23

Tim's my treatments are making him smarter

1:21:25

at an incredible rate It's

1:21:28

more important than training him for a war They're

1:21:32

doing the classic science fiction thing where it's

1:21:34

like this It's

1:21:37

science Versus military. It's

1:21:39

like should we use this for

1:21:41

warfare or to better humanity and

1:21:44

that's been a sort of like fuzzy

1:21:46

relationship in American global history, but

1:21:48

in American history very specifically We

1:21:51

got silly putty it but also Science

1:21:55

fiction. It's it's part of the genre now. The

1:21:57

big thing. I think people are missing out is

1:22:00

where technology went of like how can

1:22:03

we sell this to people in a

1:22:05

really dumb fucking way How

1:22:08

can we just people get people to fucking buy

1:22:10

this for and like fool them into thinking it's

1:22:13

meaningful for their life So they gotta get a

1:22:15

new version of it every year and

1:22:17

more specifically How can we get them to sign up for

1:22:19

subscription based models of how can we yeah? How can we

1:22:22

put I get them to put all their information in it?

1:22:27

How can we get them to give this

1:22:29

to their kids as gifts and stuff put it

1:22:31

in an egg? Silly

1:22:34

putty of course was when they were going

1:22:36

looping back to that okay They're

1:22:39

trying to do agreed with you Different

1:22:43

kinds of rubber for Vehicle

1:22:45

wheels and stuff during World War two and

1:22:47

so they were a bunch of scientists got

1:22:50

together and one of the offshoots with silly

1:22:52

putty Oh,

1:22:56

I can't use this for warfare. We can use it.

1:22:58

We use it to peel the newspaper print off and

1:23:00

look at it Really

1:23:08

Silly Don't

1:23:11

you see children could use this

1:23:13

to pull the funny pages off

1:23:15

and you want to use it for tanks in your

1:23:17

war I? Can't

1:23:20

in the just shoot silly putty and like bushes

1:23:22

somebody It

1:23:25

would expand and kill twice as many

1:23:27

people if we weaponized silly putty the

1:23:29

right way They

1:23:32

could use it to smear out over enemy

1:23:34

documents and copy them onto the silly putty

1:23:38

Kids are complaining rangel. Oh is not

1:23:40

telling you some of the incredible advancements

1:23:42

of this silly putty Just

1:23:45

don't let it fall on the carpet Where

1:23:49

it'll get dog hair on it and never be the

1:23:51

same I Remember

1:23:54

getting silly buddy had like a shelf life of

1:23:56

like six minutes if you like accidentally got anything

1:23:58

on it it just fucked And definitely like if

1:24:00

you get a little like dust or hair in

1:24:03

it It's that's not going forever Yeah, or if

1:24:05

you leave it out of its little leg it'll

1:24:07

end up looking like fucking job at the once

1:24:11

Dude, that's my favorite fucking piece of

1:24:13

trivia of like Job's head at the

1:24:16

end was achieved through a mannequin paper

1:24:18

mache It's like no shit Yeah,

1:24:21

I think fucking what I think hatch made

1:24:24

it I Think

1:24:26

British POWs made that record referring

1:24:28

to the movie victory where there's

1:24:30

a paper mache head We

1:24:33

just did that in the end of sports timber

1:24:36

You're just which is now in our rear view

1:24:38

mirror boys as we're brewing

1:24:40

up towards some horror So dr.

1:24:42

Angelo is Pierce Brosnan. He's the

1:24:45

one who's complaining about their warfare

1:24:47

Dr. Larry Angelo is such a

1:24:50

funny name. I can't get over

1:24:52

short for Lawrence Hey,

1:24:54

how you doing Larry Angelo

1:24:56

virtual space industries and obviously

1:24:58

I'm British Larry

1:25:02

Angelo I'm British with an Irish flag

1:25:04

in my office How

1:25:08

you doing I work with VR I Fucking

1:25:11

love monkeys and lawnmowers. I got I

1:25:13

got a real smart monkey I'll let

1:25:15

the kid next door play my games

1:25:17

all the time. Don't fuck my

1:25:19

wife none He's

1:25:24

talking to a guy named Tim's who's got

1:25:26

a shaved head he's a young guy in a

1:25:28

suit and your classic just kind

1:25:31

of Mid

1:25:34

manager Sniveling

1:25:36

sort of bad guy, you know our

1:25:38

funding comes from the shop They

1:25:42

want this animal trained in virtual reality

1:25:44

to use the infrared battle helmet not

1:25:46

recite the ABCs The

1:25:49

infrared battle. Oh, don't worry. We

1:25:52

are gonna see the infrared battle helmet and

1:25:55

it looks like a really shitty It's like

1:25:57

a kid's Robocop costume. Yeah Very

1:26:00

well could be a kid's RoboCop cop.

1:26:02

I put on a chimpanzee who definitely

1:26:05

didn't have a good life No,

1:26:08

and I wish you guys saw

1:26:10

the directors cut it's worse for that He's

1:26:14

already been exhibiting behavioral

1:26:17

instability They

1:26:19

want his primal rage centers

1:26:21

fully stimulated There's

1:26:24

so much good pseudoscience bullshit talk

1:26:26

in this. Oh, yeah I

1:26:29

mean it's like and and what's funny are

1:26:31

the words that have now 30

1:26:34

years that latter. Yeah, like permeated

1:26:37

into society Stanger said

1:26:39

Neutropics earlier Brosnan

1:26:42

has a great pronunciation of he

1:26:44

keeps saying Neutropics

1:26:49

new tropics He's

1:26:52

the best chimp I've ever had and Then

1:26:55

we cut to of course

1:26:57

the chimp like with his

1:26:59

battlefield simulator engaged and he's

1:27:03

Worse than doom a game that's been out it

1:27:05

for like ten years at this point It

1:27:08

looks like it's cool that it's original and wild

1:27:10

but it looks just like how does that help

1:27:12

him get ready for battle? In any way well

1:27:14

They do this weird thing where they do like

1:27:17

a wide shot and you see that like there's

1:27:19

a stick Attached to his back and a tickle

1:27:21

me Elmo doll Hanging from the

1:27:23

stick in front of them. And so he's

1:27:26

like changers of course referring to the Travis

1:27:29

the chimp Travis the chimp

1:27:31

who we've all gone down the

1:27:33

rabbit hole many times I do

1:27:36

it to myself almost annually reread

1:27:38

the story of I mean it's like

1:27:40

I Shouldn't be laughing

1:27:42

about it. We should not be like we know

1:27:44

so many specifics about it like the fact that

1:27:46

we know that you got a new haircut is

1:27:48

like such a funny like Travis

1:27:51

the chips owner got

1:27:53

a new haircut and it made him

1:27:55

go completely insane mixed with relationship

1:28:00

with the tickle me Elmo, well just do

1:28:02

yourself a favor, look up the Wikipedia page

1:28:04

of the Travis the chimp attack. We

1:28:08

probably talked about it when nope came out

1:28:10

last year around this time. It's

1:28:14

a horrific story that I

1:28:16

keep returning to over and over again. It's

1:28:19

fascinating, especially like the side details to

1:28:21

where you hear like, oftentimes

1:28:25

Travis would take a

1:28:28

car and drive it around. All

1:28:31

the specifics keep piling up in the best

1:28:33

way. He lived in this fucking small town

1:28:35

and would sometimes just steal a car and

1:28:37

drive it around. They had to get Travis

1:28:39

back and somebody threw a

1:28:41

bottle, like a Pepsi bottle at him one time and

1:28:43

he went all fucking crazy on the guy. The

1:28:47

lady that he attacked wasn't even his owner. She was

1:28:49

just helping her out. The

1:28:52

owner would dose him with Xanax and

1:28:55

they used to take baths and stuff

1:28:57

together. Anyway, look it up. It goes

1:28:59

far beyond this woman getting her face

1:29:01

ripped off and then doing an appearance

1:29:03

on Oprah and stuff. Oprah

1:29:06

showed her fucking face. Crazy.

1:29:10

That was traumatic seeing that. I

1:29:13

can only imagine it happening. Oh my God,

1:29:15

it's awful. It shouldn't be

1:29:17

laughed about, but it's hard not

1:29:19

to. It's hard not to

1:29:21

compare Roscoe 138 to Travis to

1:29:24

Gordy from NOPE to Amy the

1:29:26

Gorilla to Harambe. It's

1:29:30

all also us as humans

1:29:32

being like, this animal

1:29:34

is cute, so I'm okay around

1:29:36

it. That's

1:29:39

just an absolute misnomer

1:29:42

or misreading of the

1:29:44

situation. Like stay away from the

1:29:46

cage. I

1:29:49

mean if somebody could convince me like,

1:29:51

hey, will you let Harambe stay in

1:29:53

your backyard for a couple of months?

1:29:55

I would do it. It's like

1:29:58

love. I

1:30:01

named my son Harambe You

1:30:04

have like I saw you. You have a bag

1:30:06

of a dozen squirrels thrown at your fucking back

1:30:13

Fucking speed ballin squirrels at

1:30:15

you the back your house You

1:30:22

gotta go out there every day with a fucking

1:30:24

extended clip bump stock to fucking What did I

1:30:26

wake up and it's like man what's that real

1:30:28

thing on the side of the house? Gorilla

1:30:31

and canine are working synergistically together

1:30:36

Hurrah me give you squirrels Rhino

1:30:44

Amy's a listener Rhino

1:30:48

Rhino Amy gave me talking

1:30:51

gloves so Harambe can talk

1:30:53

to you I Killed

1:30:57

for tea squirrels 40

1:31:00

how does your gonna say for 40

1:31:03

I Was

1:31:06

able to make friends with these

1:31:08

gloves, I know you think they're

1:31:11

bad for society but

1:31:13

for me That these

1:31:15

I'm Harambe cosper They

1:31:19

call me mr. No, okay I'm

1:31:23

mr. Nolte. I have

1:31:26

talking glove and gay glove I'm

1:31:31

a friend a Dual

1:31:34

use glove both for you know

1:31:37

pulling butts apart and for making

1:31:39

one on each hand Rhino It's

1:31:41

a bummer though that the the American

1:31:43

sign language for spreading your cheeks apart

1:31:46

is the Hail Mary. So it's Complicated

1:31:50

Yeah, when you go to Gabe it when

1:31:52

you go we yeah, how many full of

1:31:54

grace? Very especially

1:31:56

when you're trying to Gabe at a fucking

1:31:58

church. He's given the universal sign

1:32:00

for Gabe. Let

1:32:02

me get involved. Gape-sits

1:32:06

in it. Ramay. Ripped. Like

1:32:09

you're ordering a gape at a restaurant? The

1:32:12

check sign. Okay.

1:32:14

Hello, sir. You were asking for

1:32:17

a gape. We'll

1:32:19

have you serve it over in just one moment. I

1:32:21

just pour the water in your asshole. Hey,

1:32:24

excuse me. We've been trying to

1:32:26

get our gape for at

1:32:29

least 10 minutes, and everybody around here

1:32:31

is gaping like crazy. I

1:32:34

hate going in my gelt review. We

1:32:42

go from this chimp in

1:32:44

a VR battlefield simulation where

1:32:46

it looks like it's killing

1:32:50

Terminator hunter killer-type robots.

1:32:55

In the theatrical cut, it weirdly wipes

1:32:57

just to a Brett Leonard film, The

1:32:59

Lawnmower Man, all very

1:33:03

90s CG kind of. So

1:33:06

bad, it's almost charming, to be honest

1:33:08

with you. I will say the virtual

1:33:10

reality stuff is fun in its time

1:33:12

period. Watching

1:33:15

it now, it was enjoyable. Well, I

1:33:17

got to say, I hate digitally

1:33:21

created flames and blood, but

1:33:24

when they burn the priest in

1:33:26

the third act of the movie, it

1:33:28

doesn't look as bad as I thought.

1:33:31

I think it's because of the

1:33:33

virtual reality sheen. Yes,

1:33:36

the sheen of the movie, it kind of

1:33:38

makes sense story-wise. The medium of VR. Yeah.

1:33:41

It kind of should look

1:33:44

like shitty digital bullshit. So

1:33:47

the chip breaks out. Chip picks a

1:33:49

lock. I hate how

1:33:52

funny it is. I hate

1:33:54

how funny I find this animal acting

1:33:57

like a fucking psycho. it

1:34:00

at this point by the way I'm like

1:34:02

I'm like I'm so I no idea this

1:34:04

monkey was such a part of the movie

1:34:07

like I'm like having the time of my

1:34:09

life it's like very Rotor adjacent where he

1:34:11

can see little helmet got a little helmet

1:34:14

got a little fucking bike helmet that's spray-painted

1:34:16

silver on and it

1:34:18

lets him see thermal imaging of and

1:34:20

he also had he remembers his training and

1:34:22

shit yeah and he

1:34:25

had just saw like

1:34:27

and has the heads-up display of

1:34:30

like the Terminator where it's like

1:34:32

target dangerous security guard it's like

1:34:34

zero's in on his gun and

1:34:36

his acquire and acquire and acquire

1:34:38

a fire a fire evasive and

1:34:41

he kills he shoots this he

1:34:43

takes the security guards gone shoots

1:34:45

him in the face which clearly

1:34:47

did not make wasn't in the

1:34:49

script because nobody mentions it throughout

1:34:51

that like the chip killed a

1:34:54

bunch of people they

1:34:57

don't tell dr. Angelo that and they shoot

1:34:59

him in the head right this is the shot you guys

1:35:02

straight in the face and blood just

1:35:04

sprays out there it's like a legit

1:35:06

like surprise how gory it is to

1:35:08

me no not not in the theatrical

1:35:10

cut okay you only you kill him

1:35:12

through the infrared monkey helmet vision I

1:35:15

thought I thought there were I think he killed

1:35:17

another guy so does he kill another guy in

1:35:19

the directors in the theatrical cut cuz he he

1:35:21

then shoot he shoots someone square in the middle of

1:35:23

the forehead and like blows the back of their head

1:35:26

I remember seeing that in this I

1:35:29

thought I remember I don't believe so okay

1:35:31

so he uses the key he exits

1:35:34

and like he kind of see exit

1:35:36

clear like they give up he like

1:35:38

picks up which exit he can go

1:35:40

out and then he goes blank and

1:35:42

our head security guard kills him and

1:35:46

we'll see this guy later on he's sort of

1:35:48

like completely miscast

1:35:50

this guy's been in a million fucking things

1:35:52

and plays our security the guy who snipes

1:35:54

Jeffrey Lewis from like a distance like instead

1:35:57

of the lawnmower yes also fucking Way

1:36:00

too funny funnier than it should be got Jeffrey

1:36:02

Lewis is just having the time of his life

1:36:04

being in the lawnmower man Okay,

1:36:06

so just to jump to directors

1:36:08

cut the monkey shoots someone

1:36:11

at the same time He gets shot and

1:36:13

then it cuts to his POV and it's

1:36:15

rock and now and then we go to

1:36:18

Job being a lawnmower like being job

1:36:20

being at the shed Okay, sounds better

1:36:22

sound because like I do like the

1:36:24

monkey killing more people and also it's

1:36:26

too ambiguous Like the

1:36:28

monkey's death I thought like clearly this

1:36:30

guy shoots him but like it is

1:36:34

It's ambiguous. They're having the monkey doesn't

1:36:36

die in the director's true vision. Yes

1:36:39

the um, I Will

1:36:42

what limited things the only thing I saw

1:36:44

from the directors cut Because

1:36:47

I was like, I'm not watching this I

1:36:50

don't want to watch a two and a half

1:36:52

hour version of the the lawnmower man though I

1:36:54

was tempted but we just did

1:36:56

the whole thing with when we covered Superman to

1:36:58

how upset we were that we watched the Donner

1:37:00

cut I was like fool me once. All right,

1:37:02

I'm not gonna do it again Though

1:37:04

I part of me was like when

1:37:07

the fuck am I ever gonna have an excuse to

1:37:09

watch the lawnmower man? That's how I kind of felt

1:37:11

when I got just got myself I just like ripped

1:37:13

the band-aid off and there was like a moment where

1:37:15

like Six minutes where no one responded and

1:37:17

I was like, I'm just gonna start the fucking movie I

1:37:21

Had I known that there was more of

1:37:24

Roscoe 138. I for sure would have

1:37:26

watched the opening watch

1:37:28

the first 15 minutes It's very Roscoe or

1:37:30

as we later learned his real name is

1:37:32

cybo man so

1:37:35

the chit the uh The

1:37:37

real we do a hard We

1:37:40

do a hard cut to Pierce Brosnan

1:37:42

waking up from a nightmare and of

1:37:44

course the TV's on and it's

1:37:46

full of war Chemical

1:37:50

warfare in the Middle East somewhere Whoa,

1:37:54

right. Is it good for? Absolutely

1:37:58

the shop for

1:38:02

the American economy should

1:38:06

be bad for families

1:38:09

of poor people most

1:38:13

American citizens so

1:38:16

people who don't like to say ready there's

1:38:20

a woman next to him in bed and

1:38:24

he's got he's a handsome guy I

1:38:27

do think it it makes

1:38:30

his casting very limited as he's

1:38:32

already handsome he's corny handsome

1:38:34

but like he should be in

1:38:37

I here's what I think he's very well cast in

1:38:39

is um volcano

1:38:41

or Dante's peak or whatever the fucking one

1:38:43

he's in I think he's not a fake

1:38:45

volcano Tommy don't taste peak

1:38:48

has like such a ridiculous reality

1:38:50

to it where like he kind

1:38:52

of works in it right yeah like

1:38:54

that's like where it's like oh this is this is

1:38:56

Hollywood it's a big Hollywood

1:38:58

movie big Hollywood movie where it's like okay that

1:39:00

dude's the like scientist

1:39:03

in charge sure okay

1:39:05

he gives 110 you got to appreciate

1:39:08

that and even like I really like

1:39:10

the um the remake that McTiernan did

1:39:12

of um the steve

1:39:15

McQueen movie um what's the

1:39:17

game no hey round

1:39:19

affair yeah I like that's a good that's he's

1:39:21

good in that too and that makes sense for

1:39:24

yeah because he's supposed to be

1:39:26

kind of like this um that

1:39:28

absolutely makes sense yeah um

1:39:31

he looks great he's got longish

1:39:33

hair a little glass 90s whip

1:39:35

and he's he's way too thin

1:39:37

he's got an earring in

1:39:40

this he doesn't have a very similar earring yeah

1:39:43

I did think you're earring um

1:39:45

good hair in this all around

1:39:47

he's got great hair uh fucking

1:39:49

lawnmower man has famously good hair

1:39:52

they're both about 40 they're both in

1:39:55

pretty good shape lawnmower man's fucking great

1:39:57

shape she's ripped yeah he's

1:39:59

got a fucking Buffalo build dude, I

1:40:02

Mean he's about my size. I would say and

1:40:05

I he did he was like shit I gotta

1:40:07

fucking put in some arm days He's got some

1:40:09

back thickness tune which was I mean not that

1:40:11

you don't but he had some fucking I've been

1:40:13

hit I've been like yeah, I mean Hitting

1:40:16

the fucking doing those delt pull downs trying

1:40:18

to build my back, you know make some

1:40:20

comments, but fucking lawnmower Ben

1:40:26

Really trying to get in lawnmower man shape this

1:40:28

summer You

1:40:32

guys start now then self eight

1:40:34

ways to get How

1:40:38

to get your best lawnmower man body And

1:40:41

then you like look it up and it's like bench press

1:40:43

pull down. So you're like, wow How

1:40:47

Henry K. Bill became Superman worked

1:40:49

out a lot Okay,

1:40:55

I gotta start doing that I bought every one

1:40:57

of these magazines by the way Subscriptions like four

1:40:59

of them when I was in high school Yeah,

1:41:02

I really I like ate a lot of protein and

1:41:04

worked out a lot for about four months Okay,

1:41:09

what'd you do I lifted weights, okay,

1:41:11

what else I did some cardio. All

1:41:13

right Yeah, I'm kind of natural

1:41:15

genetically prone to building muscle and I'm super wealthy and

1:41:17

have a ton of free time And

1:41:20

a team of people helping me. Oh, okay We've

1:41:22

got you know, even that is like usually

1:41:25

it's just like yeah Well, if you go

1:41:27

lift weights and eat right like it'll probably

1:41:29

work Yeah, if it's if it's your job

1:41:31

to work out all day and you have

1:41:33

a personal chef It's gonna happen because Jeff

1:41:35

Fae he doesn't have that no,

1:41:38

he's not at that level He's like no, he's

1:41:40

not me doesn't have fucking personal trainer and like

1:41:42

making a shit ton of money doing Playing

1:41:45

the lawnmower man. No, you just won the

1:41:47

fucking genetic lottery I Can

1:41:51

you write right how tall do you think he

1:41:53

is I think about ten would be my guess

1:41:55

he seems tall I

1:41:58

always thought Barazan was tall But then

1:42:00

Colleen Angelo his wife seemed like almost

1:42:02

the same height So I was like

1:42:04

I don't know what's going on with

1:42:06

Brosnan's height. She's one of my

1:42:08

favorite characters in the movie I can't wait till

1:42:10

we start talking about well. She's virtually cut out

1:42:12

of theatrical cut so I'm curious to hear I

1:42:16

Think and I I don't think he's listening to

1:42:18

six foot so you're right Ben five ten see

1:42:22

my guess is She I

1:42:26

mean I don't think she's a good movie so

1:42:28

like it makes perfect sense why they would cut

1:42:30

her out With no she

1:42:33

the character is fine. We'll get to it

1:42:35

more because this is her introduction It's sort

1:42:37

of a surprise that somebody's in bed with

1:42:39

her him and it turns out It's his

1:42:41

wife, and he gets like he wants some

1:42:44

Tenderness after this nightmare. I just had

1:42:46

a nightmare No is like rich.

1:42:49

She's like I hate when you smoke in bed, and

1:42:51

I gotta tell you I'm with her on

1:42:54

this like yeah It's fucking disgusting Now

1:42:56

he's all horny and it's like you

1:42:58

should be pitying him, but I'm like I keep

1:43:00

I keep Relating

1:43:03

more to her in every aspect of their

1:43:05

relationship That's why I think the character is

1:43:07

so fun in the movie throughout the whole

1:43:09

movie She's supposed to be like some woman

1:43:12

who's not giving him like what he needs,

1:43:14

but in reality He's the bad

1:43:16

husband and also The

1:43:18

craziest thing is that the movie's two and a half hours

1:43:20

long and she's there the whole time like he's like He's

1:43:23

like there's a time lapse where he's like

1:43:26

working with fucking lawnmower man for like a

1:43:28

month training him like his wife is Still

1:43:30

just there by his side. We never see

1:43:32

her them to interact, but she doesn't divorce

1:43:34

him or anything I'm sure a lot of

1:43:36

people relate to it cuz like the amount

1:43:38

of guys who were like Full-blown addicted to

1:43:40

playing video games again that don't As

1:43:43

an adult who don't have jobs or anything

1:43:45

where it's like hey, can we

1:43:47

at least do something like I can't I'm

1:43:50

playing I'm busy. I

1:43:52

got a I'm getting level 60 barbarian

1:43:54

in Diablo 4. I don't have time I

1:43:58

just downloaded Baldur's Gate 3 for my PC

1:44:00

I have no time so

1:44:02

he gets out of bed and he notices

1:44:04

his neighbors will later meet these neighbors This

1:44:06

is Peter the kid who would the actor

1:44:09

will go on to play last action hero

1:44:11

Yeah, the parkettes and Peter

1:44:13

parkette and Peter park they look

1:44:15

very nice and friendly and his

1:44:18

mom is Like

1:44:21

seems very loving to Peter and then the dad

1:44:23

is an absolute nightmare Slapping both

1:44:25

of them around the dad

1:44:27

pulls up at home and he's worn his

1:44:30

hard hat in his car on the drive

1:44:32

home You think maybe you take the hard

1:44:34

hat off, but I guess we have to

1:44:36

know that he works construction so

1:44:38

there I'm curious when they were shooting

1:44:41

this and also about the directors cut

1:44:43

if Pierce Brosnan at any

1:44:45

point was like so my character just watches

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all this and doesn't do anything at any

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point It makes you fucking hate

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him. It's like if I saw somebody beat

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their kid in front of me. I Know

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I would say something. I might get

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my fucking ass kicked, but I would

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probably I would be a full you

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go full Mr. Kimball style you had

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a neighbor's especially like I have right

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the solar plex I'd

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shaft his nose. I teach that kid how

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to fucking punch a solar plex I Hit

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man style I'm talking I'm referring to hit