I took my mom to a Zumba-like dance class today and it was glorious. Watching someone hop around trying to learn dance moves is so fantastic. She picked them up quickly and everyone was rushing to tell her how great she did. It made me proud. Which is a bit of a reverse from the typical parent/child dynamic, but it was great!

She also told everyone I was trying to kill her… So, there’s that.

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Factoid of the Week:
TWOFER: Samurai warriors would smudge their helmets and armor with incense to achieve an aura of invincibility. A Japanese study found that people exposed to incense showed an uptick in brain activity.

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Words of Wisdom:
Better do a good deed near at home than go far away to burn incense. -Amelia Earhart