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4:00

scene from our Fifty Shades of

4:02

Grey show and as always I

4:04

will reveal next week's movie but

4:07

a giant shout out to Rob

4:09

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4:12

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it all the time and I

4:17

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but keep them short 15 to

4:28

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4:30

up people did

4:32

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4:35

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4:37

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4:39

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4:41

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4:48

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5:50

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5:53

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be in Europe March 28th to April

6:22

3rd. We're in London for two nights.

6:24

Limited seats are available. We have sold

6:26

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6:28

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have over 800 people

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sell out all these shows. Don't you

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know Belfast? Don't hold us back. Anyway

6:47

I am so excited to go there. Avril

6:50

will be there for some of our London

6:52

shows so that will be a blast and

6:54

now let's get into it. Last week we

6:56

talked at length about Fifty Shades of Grey

6:58

a movie that a Discord user named

7:01

Farmboy thinks could have been

7:03

called shirtless in Seattle. Boom!

7:05

That's the way I like it Farmboy. Nice.

7:08

In. Out. Funny. I get it. Alright well

7:10

we had questions about Fifty Shades of Grey

7:12

and we might have even missed a few

7:14

things. Here is your chance to set us

7:17

straight. Fact check us if you will. It

7:19

is now time for corrections and

7:22

omissions. Welcome

7:24

one and all. It's time again for

7:26

errors and omissions. Here we have a

7:28

special announcement from none other than Randy

7:31

the Macho Man Savvy. Yeah. Thanks me

7:33

and Gene. Right now we have to

7:35

listen to a bunch of physicians and

7:38

mathematicians and agamaticians. Here to display the

7:40

wild cognitions. Well let me tell you

7:42

a bunch of pencil meth geeks. I'm

7:44

gonna come down there and snap you

7:47

all like a pocket sling jim. Whoa

7:49

whoa whoa whoa Katie bar the door.

7:51

Macho Man you can't threaten these sand

7:53

shut-ins every time they submit an error

7:56

or omission no matter how petty or

7:58

inconsequential. Oh yes I can. As

8:00

soon as I figure out this internet thing

8:02

I'm gonna drive to each of the parents

8:05

homes and shake their homie trees Well,

8:07

you heard it here first folks stay

8:09

tuned for errors and omissions on how

8:11

did this get made? Thank

8:16

You Randy Smith for that really cool is

8:18

that like a pro wrestling Interview

8:21

style things I don't know. I love it.

8:23

It's great. Let's go to the discord Pn

8:26

WP Loma mistress of Valentine's

8:28

rights So the reason that

8:30

Anastasia Steele works in a

8:32

hardware store is because in

8:34

Twilight Bella Works

8:36

in Mike Newton's dad's hardware

8:39

store. Oh my god Paloma

8:41

Really which also explains

8:43

the beefy Mike Newton looking dude

8:45

in the hardware store who's always around her

8:48

and that? That wasn't even

8:50

the most egregious part of the

8:52

many similarities The English class

8:54

scene with the pen is because Bella has

8:56

an English class scene with a pen Anastasia

8:59

goes to Georgia and Christian follows

9:01

her while Bella went to Arizona

9:03

and Edward followed her and there

9:05

were some legit lines of dialogue

9:07

Straight-lifted from Twilight that I couldn't

9:10

even believe they didn't get sued

9:12

over even that stupid little

9:14

dance She does that's because Bella

9:16

worries about not being able to dance So

9:19

much that she's grateful that she broke

9:21

her leg before a dance. Oh My

9:25

lord, I did not realize

9:27

that this is really I'm finding myself

9:30

Incredibly fascinated by all these

9:33

similarities chat writes Some

9:36

fun tidbits I heard on the

9:38

50 shades of fiasco episode of

9:40

the infamous podcast Salman

9:42

Rushdie is quoted as saying these books

9:44

make Twilight look like war and peace

9:47

Slam eel James does not seem to

9:49

have a particularly spicy marriage Her husband

9:51

has said I'm the least romantic fucker

9:53

that ever lives I once

9:55

bought her a tin opener for Christmas

9:58

and my first experience of kinky

10:00

sex with her trying to shove it up

10:02

my arse. That's right, he's Irish

10:04

and that whole, I

10:07

mean, just say, yeah, you're

10:09

kinky, who cares? I don't wanna hear

10:12

about some fucking tin can opener being

10:14

shoved up. You know what, this book

10:16

and these movies feel puritanical, they do.

10:19

They don't feel sexy or dangerous or

10:21

weird and I get it. It's like,

10:24

like we've talked about in the podcast, it's

10:26

like somebody who doesn't have Google trying to

10:28

figure out what like kinky sex is. Anyway,

10:31

Dr. Guts, 1003 writes, this may be

10:33

a really dumb question, but is the only

10:35

reason Christian drawn to Anna is

10:38

because the first time he sees her, she's

10:40

kneeling on the floor in front of them

10:42

after she tripped, in other words, in a

10:44

submissive position? If she just entered

10:46

the room like a normal person, would

10:48

he have never given her a second thought?

10:51

Wow, deep. Dr.

10:54

Guts, I'm sure there are experts out

10:56

there that can tell you the truth,

10:58

but I love this theory that just

11:00

by seeing her submissive, he wanted her.

11:02

I actually think that there was something

11:04

even different about it. I think that

11:06

he's not like just attracted to submissive.

11:08

I think he saw in her something

11:12

pure. I mean, look, or did he?

11:15

Who knows? I

11:17

feel like maybe he just wanted a

11:19

nice girl. Maybe that's really what it is and

11:21

he finally met her? I don't know. Seems

11:23

like he's around a bunch of like fashionistas.

11:27

Not to say they're not nice, but I feel

11:29

like she stands out because she's so not that.

11:31

So maybe that's the reason, or maybe it's just

11:33

because she was kneeling, he

11:35

likes people to kneel, end of story, case

11:38

closed, and I'm gonna guess it's probably neither

11:40

because this book is too dumb to actually

11:42

come up with a reason. Let's go to

11:44

the phones. Maggie from Mesa. Hi

11:46

guys, had a couple other things I wanted to say in

11:49

regards to the Fifty Shades franchise.

11:52

It's the worst representation of

11:54

the BDSM community. It's not

11:56

even close to accurate. If

11:58

Christian Grey was... a real

12:01

bomb, he would absolutely not

12:03

treat her that way. Domination

12:05

is all about care and

12:08

protection, not it's

12:10

all consent and Anastasia as

12:12

a sub would never be

12:14

treated that way. Also,

12:16

a true media relationship, she

12:19

would be wearing a collar to

12:21

represent that she was with her

12:23

master, which of course she wasn't.

12:25

Hey, just wanted to put that in there. Thank

12:27

you. Well, okay, great.

12:30

That's fascinating and I

12:32

appreciate people like Maggie sharing

12:34

with us what is up

12:37

and this is just yet another voice

12:39

to tell us how bad

12:42

they've gotten this. Again, this

12:45

is Ken Burns

12:48

making a documentary about the Civil War and

12:50

just being like, I think this is what

12:52

happened. Roughly this is

12:54

what happened. I think it's like blue

12:57

and tan,

13:00

not blue and gray. That's where I was going,

13:02

if you didn't get that. Anyway, let's

13:05

go back to the phones. We

13:08

got somebody anonymous from Vancouver with

13:10

some tea to spill. Hi Paul.

13:14

Long time listener, first time caller. I'm

13:17

calling this an insider tea on

13:19

50 Shades of Grey. It

13:22

was actually filmed in Vancouver and

13:24

this is where I'm from and

13:26

I happened to be in some

13:28

kink circles and I was

13:30

at an event once where I met a

13:32

man, and I won't say his name,

13:35

who was a consultant on the movie.

13:38

So they hired him to

13:40

keep continuity in terms of

13:42

proper kink. However,

13:45

he stated two things. One,

13:47

that he would try

13:49

to correct what was happening on the

13:52

movie and people would

13:54

basically be like, we understand, but we're going

13:56

to do it this way. were

14:00

not correct kink even though

14:02

he was there hired paid

14:05

and trying to correct it and then

14:07

the second thing was he had

14:10

Jamie Dornan over to his

14:12

house where he had a

14:14

dungeon and showed him some

14:16

like very mild kink it

14:19

was basically rope and

14:22

like nothing too aggressive and

14:25

there is a quote from him speaking on

14:27

this where he said quote I

14:29

went there they offered me a beer and they

14:31

did dot dot dot whatever they were into I

14:34

saw a dominant one with his two submissive

14:37

I was like come on guys I

14:39

know I'm not paying for this but

14:41

I'm expecting a show it was an

14:43

interesting evening then going back to my

14:45

wife and newborn baby afterwards dot dot

14:47

dot I had a long shower before

14:49

touching either of them so the whole

14:51

time essentially oh end quote the whole

14:53

time he hated this

14:55

movie and he hated

14:57

the kink and he despised everything

15:00

about it and he essentially

15:03

was grossed out by

15:05

very mild kink anyways

15:07

I thought you would enjoy thanks so

15:10

much for your show and I'll

15:12

listen later I gotta say

15:14

that bums me out and makes

15:16

me like fuck you Jamie Dornan

15:19

don't do that like you're gross

15:21

you're gross from me don't yuck

15:23

their yum don't yuck

15:26

their yum Jamie I mean

15:29

look that's your opinion of it that's it

15:31

now it's a it's a game of telephone

15:33

if that's true fuck you

15:35

Jamie Dornan all right back to the

15:38

discord Elaine Smith writes okay I

15:40

may be reading way too much

15:42

into this but is EL Fudge

15:45

implying that her main characters Anastasia

15:47

and Christian are made for each

15:49

other because their last names are

15:51

steel and gray as in the

15:53

steel material is gray

15:56

in color I know

15:58

it sounds like a reach the theme

16:00

of each cover of Fifty Shades

16:02

are grayish metallic themes, a

16:05

silver tie, knot, a masquerade

16:07

ball mask, and handcuffs on

16:09

a dark background. Am I

16:11

reaching here? First of

16:13

all, Elaine Smith, I like the e-color E.L.

16:16

Fudge. Second of all,

16:18

I love this theory, and

16:20

this is dumb, and

16:22

I believe it. So the submissive one,

16:24

I'm tossing out and I'm going, it's

16:26

just that. Stealing

16:29

gray. Oh, God, that's

16:31

dumb. Rocket Wesker writes,

16:33

there were quite a few lines

16:36

in the book depicting the aftermath of

16:38

the beating that were cut from the movie

16:40

by the director. The two I found the

16:42

funniest are, and it says, tentatively, I

16:45

rub my backside. Ah, it's

16:48

sore. Ha, ha, ha, ha,

16:50

ha. Oh. Then,

16:53

I bought you some Advil and some

16:55

Ornica cream, Christian says after a

16:57

long while. Oh, man,

16:59

don't make me want to read this

17:01

book. Rocket Wesker, thank you for doing

17:03

that job there. At

17:06

Dennis Abrams writes, how did the panel

17:08

not mention the line, I'm

17:10

Fifty Shades of Fucked Up. This

17:12

line is supposed to be the

17:14

emotional climax of the movie, I

17:16

think, and he picks the strangest

17:18

thing to say from the POV

17:20

of characters in the scene and

17:22

the corniest thing to say from

17:24

the POV of the viewer who

17:27

knows the name of the movie.

17:29

Now Azra Rova chimes in to

17:31

say, Fifty Shades of Fucked Up

17:33

is actually the original fan fiction

17:35

subtitle tagline, which is why the

17:38

books were retitled, Fifty Shades of

17:40

Gray. Okay, well, that throws out

17:42

our name issue. And

17:44

lastly, Be a Little Brave says,

17:47

my husband cracked the code. Fifty

17:49

Shades is a deliberately bad

17:51

movie as its own form of

17:53

punishment. It's a metaphor.

17:57

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa!

18:01

So you're saying

18:04

that we are all the submissives

18:07

in watching it? I gotta

18:10

say you know what I add different

18:12

thoughts in my mind but now I'm making a quick

18:14

one be a little brave you

18:16

are the winner and that's it you get

18:18

this theme hit it Sean Fogel

18:34

Wow be a little brave just blew my mind

18:36

and I did think we mentioned 50 shades of

18:38

fucked up or we said it I mean you

18:40

nailed it I mean what else is there to say it's

18:42

a clunky ass line thank you Sean

18:45

Fogel for that theme thank you for

18:47

be a little brave for blowing my mind

18:49

and remember if you want to submit a

18:51

alt movie tagline or chime in with your

18:53

own thoughts about the latest episode hit us

18:56

up at discord at discord.gg slash hdtgm or

18:58

call us at 619 Paul ask okay coming

19:01

up Jason will join me to talk about the

19:04

movies TV and comic books we are currently loving

19:06

but I'm also going to reveal next week's movie

19:09

but before we even do

19:11

that check out this deleted scene from

19:13

our 50 shades of gray show where

19:15

Jason and June can't quite remember the

19:17

last movie we did on the podcast

19:19

starring Jamie Dornan here we go did

19:22

you have a question okay I'm

19:24

Chelsea was anyone else

19:26

disappointed that there wasn't any scenes

19:29

where they were role-playing as

19:31

bees considering that Christian is

19:33

also the lead in Wild

19:35

Mountain Time I don't know wow

19:37

this is a deep hole to two

19:39

old-school how does this get

19:42

made reference wait did we do that we

19:44

did at the Irish movie yeah wait a

19:47

minute we did a movie called wild mountain

19:49

time ever about the bees and then they

19:51

had I wasn't there for that you would

19:53

definitely wish you there I don't think I

19:56

was there either no you were both there

19:58

was during pandemic it was about Oh, it's

20:00

a pandemic. It was Christian Grey and the

20:02

bees? No, the bees is Nicholas K. No,

20:04

this is about like a... Oh, wait a

20:06

second. I am remembering it. Yeah, like he

20:09

comes and he wants the land. No, he

20:11

comes in this one. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

20:13

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23:39

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23:41

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23:44

Anton Wellen, play us in.

24:01

All right, Jason, welcome. Welcome.

24:13

We are a week after our

24:16

very first 50 shades

24:18

of gray. Oh, it's out. We,

24:21

it's out in the world. It

24:23

is in the world. People

24:25

have reacted to it. Some people are saying it

24:28

is their second favorite episode

24:30

next to drop dead Fred. Really? Oh, that's

24:32

cool. Yeah. So I thought that was interesting.

24:35

I will tell you this much. Um, people

24:37

have been asking us, well, are you going

24:39

to do every 50 shades of gray back

24:41

to back to back and we are not.

24:44

That is kind of the big announcement. We're going

24:46

to kind of spread them out. We didn't want

24:48

to just make you go back to that. Well,

24:50

week after week after week

24:52

for burnout, you know, I'll say this

24:54

for those people who may not know

24:57

we recorded these movies, these

24:59

episodes three nights in a

25:01

row at Largo. So it

25:03

really is. It's like, it's not unlike

25:05

the tour episodes where by night three,

25:07

I thought I had

25:09

lost my mind, you know, both watching

25:12

and talking about those movies for three

25:14

nights in a row was absolute

25:16

madness. Well, I think what

25:19

made it different was we

25:21

have never done every movie

25:24

in a trilogy back to back, so

25:26

there was nothing that really happens. Like

25:28

you could take all three of those

25:30

movies and make one. Oh

25:32

yeah. And I think that was what

25:34

was really hard for me to parse. Like, where

25:36

are we? What's going on? Why?

25:39

Oh yeah. No, I mean, like you could really

25:41

take those three movies and make them the beginning,

25:43

middle and end of one movie because,

25:46

because there isn't enough that

25:49

happens, although a tremendous

25:51

amount happens, you know,

25:53

like the two, to these people in

25:55

an insanely short amount of time, like.

26:00

Polyrhythmic life events happen to

26:02

which they all seem to just shrug

26:04

it all off effortlessly like oh Well,

26:07

I guess this guy is here trying

26:09

to kill me with a butcher's knife Okay,

26:13

gotta get back to work. Gotta go

26:15

gotta get that money. I gotta get

26:17

publishing these books And

26:19

that's the way we should all be you know what

26:21

you you play in the Super Bowl Like just happened

26:23

last week and you go back to work I watch

26:26

those guys the day after the Super Bowl Get

26:28

on a plane to go back to Kansas

26:31

City this morning and looking at the Kansas

26:33

City Chiefs Instagram account Those

26:35

guys like let them sleep in a little bit more

26:37

like they have to know really are they up early?

26:40

Because they have to get back to Kansas

26:42

to do the parades and do

26:44

all the celebrations like of course I Did

26:47

not watch the game. Okay, I'm I didn't

26:49

I haven't even watched any of the trailers

26:51

or commercials that were Part of it and

26:54

that's what I feel like I got a

26:56

tuck into is all of that stuff Well,

26:59

I told you have a small part and maybe

27:01

it's not out for public knowledge But I

27:03

have a small part in twisters is equal

27:05

to twister and man. Oh, man that trailer

27:08

was really great

27:11

Wolverine Deadpool like I feel like

27:13

they just finished shooting. Yeah, I'm good. It's gonna

27:15

be great It didn't feel like I saw that

27:17

much But it was great

27:20

like what I cited for that was in

27:22

general I'm excited for that movie basically

27:24

just to be like one of

27:26

to me I'm thinking of it and I hope

27:28

it fulfills this because these are I don't want

27:30

my expectations to be what spoils a movie for

27:32

Me, but it feels like those

27:35

kinds of comics where they pair up

27:38

two characters and it's fun You

27:40

know, like there's a great Wolverine

27:44

spider-man Story

27:46

where they bounce back and

27:48

forth in time and keep

27:50

getting stuck in different time periods. Sometimes

27:53

they're working together Sometimes they're at out

27:55

at odds. It's an incredible book. It's

27:57

called like the astonishing spider-man and Wolverine

27:59

or something something like that. And

28:01

I feel like this movie could have those vibes,

28:03

you know, because I know they're doing a bunch

28:05

of multiverse stuff. Yes. I'm excited about that as

28:07

well because, you know, I wrote one

28:10

of these team, I actually wrote a couple team

28:12

ups. I wrote a Drax Ant-Man

28:14

team up and I wrote a

28:17

Deadpool Spider-Man team up. And they are just

28:20

fun because it's just like doing Lethal

28:22

Weapon. It's a cop story. You're

28:24

just kind of mixing, you know, like a

28:26

buddy cop movie. You're just putting two odd

28:28

people together. And I'm just, yeah, I'm excited

28:30

for it. Have you been watching, I've been

28:32

behind like any of these new Marvel shows

28:34

like Echo and things like that. I watched,

28:37

I watched all of Echo. I watched all

28:39

of Echo and it was, it was fun.

28:41

It's pretty uneven. I thought for me, it

28:43

felt uneven, but I felt like

28:45

it was a great beginning to what I

28:47

hope is a, it's, I

28:50

can't remember what are they calling it?

28:52

Marvel Select maybe or Marvel? Yeah, the

28:54

adult Marvel. Yeah. So it's like very,

28:56

like, you know, it's

28:59

what the max line is of

29:01

comics, Marvel max, the max comics.

29:03

So there's swearing. There's, it's very

29:05

violent. The Echo series is very

29:07

street level, very violent, great

29:10

fight choreography, very fun,

29:12

imaginative, inventive fight stuff,

29:15

street level, you know, hand to hand. I was

29:17

excited about that. It's

29:19

really good. I, you know, the Kingpin stuff

29:21

I thought was really interesting. There's a ton

29:23

of really interesting stuff in all of the

29:25

flashbacks. I read this in

29:28

a number of reviews of it and I

29:30

agreed when I watched it, it

29:32

takes it a while to lock into

29:34

place. And that's, there's only

29:36

five episodes. The first couple

29:38

are okay. They're setting the scene.

29:40

The last couple I thought were

29:42

really fun and very cool and

29:44

very interesting and establishing cool mythology.

29:46

Yeah. I felt like that with

29:48

the, with the Hawkeye one too.

29:50

It was like, oh, once it kind of got into its

29:52

groove, it was really, really fun. Yeah. You know, speaking of

29:55

something I did not realize was out and I'm so psyched

29:57

about it. I wanted to see if you were reading it.

29:59

Are you reading? Any of this Kelly

30:01

Thompson birds of prey? No, I haven't read

30:03

it. Oh, it's good. I didn't

30:05

know it was out. I didn't capture

30:08

it and it's talking about like street level, fun,

30:10

fighting. Oh yeah. Uh, like I was

30:12

just thinking about that and it's, uh, really, really, I'm psyched

30:15

about this and I feel like I've, I

30:17

found it a little bit later. I think

30:19

it started in September, but man, there's some

30:21

great fun, uh, things. A new team. I'm

30:24

a big fan. Yeah, I am too. And I'm excited

30:26

for that. There's like, there have been a bunch of

30:28

books lately that have come out. There's

30:30

a new Tom King book, but what

30:33

is it? It's not, he's

30:35

got danger, which has been going on for a

30:37

while, but he's got a new book that I'm

30:39

totally spacing what it is right now. What's so

30:41

funny? Cause I've been following, uh, sub stack lately.

30:44

I've been playing around on some, yeah. Oh,

30:47

it's love everlasting. Sorry. Thank you. Love. Okay. It's

30:49

love everlasting is the new Tom King book. Go

30:52

ahead. Okay. Got. All right. No, I was like,

30:54

I, uh, I was looking on his, uh, on

30:56

his ex account right now and, uh, chips or

30:58

Darski is on sub stack. And

31:01

so it's really fun because he'll post a

31:03

bunch of like little cool things. They're

31:05

like, I'm just doing dumb shit. Like, but,

31:07

uh, did we talk about new burn? Did

31:10

we talk about his book new burn on

31:12

this? Oh, we might have. Maybe I think

31:14

it's a great, great book. Great story. It's

31:17

his book with what's his name? Sean

31:19

Phillips draws all the ed brew baker

31:21

criminal books. His son, Jacob Phillips draws

31:24

new burn, uh, the chips at Darski

31:26

book along with a bunch of other

31:28

stuff it's, and it's gorgeous. By

31:31

the way, are you talking, are you talking about that?

31:33

Uh, the book that Tom is doing that Helen of

31:35

Windhorn. No, no, that's a

31:37

different thing. I don't know. I don't know.

31:39

That's another new book that I think that

31:41

this Helen of Windhorn is the new one.

31:43

And they're basically calling it an Epic fantasy

31:45

meets Gothic mystery. It's our supergirl

31:48

woman of tomorrow. Uh,

31:50

just a beautiful looking book. Yeah. So if they

31:52

put on your poll list, I

31:54

have also just went out and saw a

31:56

great movie. So June was

31:58

cast in this movie. Our. John

32:01

Levine, great director, directed Longshot,

32:03

but also did Warm Bodies.

32:07

Smart guy, like a really good- I was in a

32:09

movie of his called The Night Before. Oh yeah, The

32:11

Night Before. He did 50-50. Just

32:14

a super talented dude. He produced this movie

32:17

that I saw called Scrambled. June

32:20

has a small part in it, but the

32:22

movie is about this woman who

32:24

is trying to freeze her eggs.

32:27

She basically wants the option to

32:30

have kids, but currently is not in

32:32

a relationship. Just wants it on

32:34

the table. She even wants kids, but just

32:36

wants the option. It's really about her trying

32:39

to go through this process of freezing her

32:41

eggs, which is a lot more painful than

32:43

she realizes. In the

32:45

beginning of that, someone's like, you

32:47

actually fucked up. You had the perfect boyfriend, and

32:49

you let him go. It's

32:52

her trying to wrestle with just

32:54

going through her relationship histories. It's

32:56

a really funny movie. I

32:58

thought it was great. It's called Scrambled. It's by

33:01

Leah McKendrick. She wrote and directed it, produced by

33:03

John Levine, and the cast is

33:05

just stacked with really funny people. Ooh, that's

33:07

great. I will jump

33:09

on that and say that I saw

33:11

today that Leah McKendrick

33:14

had an article published

33:16

that I think is in support of

33:18

this movie that is all about her

33:20

personal egg freezing journey. I

33:23

think. I didn't read the whole article. I

33:25

just noted it. I saved it to read later. I

33:28

don't frankly remember what publication it's in,

33:30

but maybe it's in Vulture, Vanity Fair

33:32

or something. She herself

33:35

has written a story that is,

33:37

I think, a personal story. It might have been in Harper's, I think.

33:40

Oh, maybe it's Harper's. Thank you.

33:42

Yeah. It's great. It's

33:44

really funny. June described it as saying it

33:46

was the way that she felt when she

33:48

first saw a Judd Apatow movie, because it's

33:50

just hard jokes. The whole movie is hard

33:52

jokes. It's just something that no one's really

33:54

made jokes about. And yeah,

33:56

so it was fun. in

34:01

handful of theaters, 800 theaters, which is not a lot,

34:03

but I'm sure it will come to VOD if it's

34:05

not in a theater near you. But it's got a

34:07

93% on Rotten Tomatoes, which is really good. This

34:11

is one of those movies that needs your

34:13

help. You know, like this is one of

34:16

those movies that these that people are like,

34:18

how come they don't make movies like this

34:20

anymore? How come they don't make those funny,

34:22

hard, funny movies like the old Judd Apatow

34:24

movies or whatever you're kind of talking about

34:26

those kind of ensemble based

34:29

comedies that we just don't see much of

34:31

anymore, Bridesmaids, all these kind of movies. And

34:34

this is one of them. So go see

34:36

it in the movie theater, you know, because

34:39

your money being spent, you know, that

34:41

box office, that is gonna make

34:43

movies like this, more movies

34:45

like this get made. If you don't,

34:48

we're gonna just get more Aquaman and the

34:50

Lost Kingdoms. That's what we're

34:52

doing. You know, we need more.

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I will say Jason I Watched

36:17

sat back relax and watch some

36:19

Percy Jackson. Oh, yeah, and First

36:22

of all, you're great. But

36:24

also it's great It's

36:27

oh, yeah, and it's scared the shit out

36:29

of my kids the living shit out of

36:31

them like they were I mean Like

36:34

the first episode it's

36:36

dark, but it's not that dark. It's not

36:38

you know, it's like yeah Yeah, no, but

36:40

it's it's like there's there's scary stuff. There's

36:42

monsters in every episode and and it was

36:44

really fun I mean, I love like I

36:47

love it because I want my

36:49

kids to have emotional reactions to things

36:52

Yeah, I sometimes feel like movies and TV

36:55

shows make them cry or make

36:57

them scared. I think that that's a good thing

37:00

To just absolutely when I was working. Yeah

37:02

at the premiere I watched they played the

37:04

first two episodes in a theater for the

37:06

premiere and which was great and I

37:09

think just because obviously yeah, so

37:12

many people involved with

37:14

the movie so many people around

37:16

the movie are Have

37:19

in their families children who love

37:21

these books and these stories The

37:24

audience was full of kids, you

37:26

know Like young people who were experiencing

37:28

the movie and it was so electric

37:31

to like there was like two little girls behind me

37:33

sitting with their parents and

37:35

the way they were engaging with like when

37:40

His stepdad smelling Nate is being oh

37:42

yeah him They were like why is

37:44

he such a mean dad? And it

37:47

was like every kid is just getting

37:49

so emotionally invested in all of

37:51

this stuff all of

37:53

the all of the stuff with Percy's

37:55

mom and and the minotaur and and

37:57

all of it and kids are I'm

38:00

hearing from so many people that like

38:02

their children are obsessed with this series,

38:04

which is which is incredible because I

38:07

do I know for a fact that

38:09

a lot of this fandom

38:11

felt particularly let down by

38:14

the film adaptations. Yeah,

38:16

you know, and so I think it's

38:18

very rare to redo it. I mean,

38:21

you know, we're we're on the

38:23

verge, I guess today. It's happening,

38:25

but we're maybe next week. Dune,

38:28

you know, that's one of those rare ones

38:30

where it's like forever, you know, we were

38:32

stuck with that version of Dune. Not a terrible

38:34

version, but not the version that it clearly is.

38:36

Yeah. And

38:38

yeah, they had a chance to remake

38:41

a movie that closely in how

38:43

it's already been made. And there's something that bums me up

38:45

because I feel like I loved Anatomy of a Murder and

38:47

I'm feeling that someone don't want to read. Anatomy of a

38:50

Fall. Oh, sorry, Anatomy of a Fall, yeah. Anatomy of a

38:52

Murder is a movie to be clear. And a great one

38:54

too, yes. It's a great movie. Great movie. But

38:57

Anatomy of a Fall is

38:59

so ripe for redo it's like, oh, you don't

39:02

need to redo it. It's why? What are

39:04

we adding to it? It's fantastic. Now,

39:06

meanwhile, I'm very excited about Chris Rock remaking another

39:09

round. Did you ever see another round? Yes, loved

39:11

it. I love that too. But that I feel

39:13

like I understand. That was something I

39:15

was even looking at. I mean, at one point I looked at the rights of

39:17

that and I was like, oh, the caprio was after it. I was like, oh,

39:19

well, this is. Yeah, I know.

39:21

That's something that I feel like that is a story

39:23

you can make here and with in

39:25

a meaningful way, in a way that

39:28

part of what made Anatomy of a Fall

39:30

fantastic was it wasn't an

39:32

American courtroom drama. You know what

39:34

I mean? All of the

39:36

courtroom stuff of talking without all

39:38

of the pomp and rigidity

39:41

of a courtroom drama, it was

39:44

I found that movie just riveting.

39:47

I did too. And

39:49

the little boys perform every performance is fantastic.

39:51

The little boys performance is unreal.

39:55

It really is. I mean, I'm so

39:57

blown away, but I was really like, you know,

39:59

I saw it before. a lot of people were talking about it and I

40:01

was excited to see it but

40:04

I didn't even know it would be this much fun. I

40:06

think that was kind of the part of

40:08

it that I didn't understand and I feel like sometimes

40:10

it's like, oh, I want to

40:12

watch these Academy Award movies and sometimes it feels like a

40:14

drag. This year I had a lot of fun watching them.

40:16

I watch a lot of good ones. I'm still behind on

40:18

a bunch of them but I feel the same. There's like

40:20

oftentimes I am like, I

40:23

have to watch like a bunch of

40:25

like heavy movies now, you know, when

40:27

all I really want to do is

40:29

be watching like fun. Like I just

40:31

want to be having a blast, you

40:33

know? Well, talk about

40:35

having a blast. Beekeeper. Incredible.

40:38

Holy. Incredible. I want more

40:41

beekeepers. Give me beekeeper every

40:43

day. I was like, I thought

40:47

that plane kind of scratched an itch that

40:49

I didn't know I needed to be scratched.

40:51

I did know I needed that scratch but

40:53

wow, beekeeper like, like

40:56

I see your plane and I give you

40:58

this. It's like it is. It was great. Wow. So fun. It

41:01

was so fun and so silly and I do think

41:07

our audience will love it, you

41:09

know? It is Statham.

41:12

It is peak Statham

41:14

just with absurd level

41:17

of, you know, action movie logic

41:19

on his side where he is

41:22

a literal beekeeper who is also

41:24

part of a secret assassin's,

41:28

independent assassin mercenary organization

41:31

called The Beekeepers. It's

41:35

so crazy. It's so

41:37

heightened. It does feel like, and this

41:39

is the way I felt when June

41:41

first did Burning Laws. I

41:44

was like, oh, this is really funny. It's like a

41:46

fun heightening of it. And now I watch like The

41:49

Bachelor in those shows and I'm like, oh,

41:52

this actually seems like they've heightened

41:54

past Burning Love. Like, oh, yeah.

41:56

And I kind of feel like Statham movies

41:58

and even Dred But- The bank or union

42:00

and a know where. Like. We're just

42:03

gonna go this way now we're gonna make it's

42:05

like we don't care like we know that you're

42:07

with us and they they have free rein to

42:09

do with ever they want with a So funny

42:11

to me is because I was also comparing it

42:13

to plane and I was like as interesting as

42:15

Gerard Butler seems to be. And. Maybe

42:18

it's just plain are you know maybe I'm he

42:20

may be the his next few movies will say

42:22

a did tell a different story. But.

42:24

I feel like Gerard Butler is

42:26

now starting to become an every

42:29

man put in extraordinary circumstances. Wind.

42:32

Say some is calcified as.

42:35

Most. Extraordinary man in absurdly

42:37

extraordinary circumstance. you know, like

42:39

a feeling of yes, ah,

42:41

he does so much Killeen

42:43

may mean fighting without firing

42:45

a shot. I believe he

42:47

never use. Oh no, he

42:49

does eventually start using guns.

42:51

Yes, But so much of

42:53

his. He's frankly, purposely not

42:56

using guns. He never gets

42:58

a scratch on him, His

43:00

baseball hat is never a

43:02

myth, T is just effortlessly

43:04

kicking ass. In a way that is

43:06

like is it seems superhuman. And. That

43:08

is delightful Both and they are versions of

43:10

this is your of this type of a

43:12

movie I'm in for and I'll say this

43:14

to without spoiling to my to move because

43:16

if it to be enjoyed and I think

43:18

we should do it on the show but

43:21

there is. So

43:23

we take that action action Jackson.

43:25

And and obviously car weather's his

43:27

past. But action Jackson. Was.

43:30

Kind of crazy because years ago reveal

43:32

some lot of the and that ah

43:34

that coach Craig the Nelson has like

43:36

cut off people's decks and put him

43:38

in jars and so they were that

43:40

is ago that of weird specific privilege

43:42

and and what I think that the

43:44

money about this movie is like jesus

43:46

days of really loves cutting off people's

43:48

finger. At

43:51

so birth of a brutal well,

43:53

it's like the doesn't that a

43:55

locally early and so easily every

43:57

time and it's or and eyeballs

43:59

and. The thought it had can

44:01

use their biometrics to get into lock

44:03

the door. Oh it's so easy to

44:06

rattling around with like a bag of

44:08

or a pocketful of fingers. Is.

44:10

The movies last. Oh and and

44:13

God bless Josh Hutcherson New I

44:15

love Very ravening. Gotta play both

44:17

sides of that coin of like

44:19

he's a great actor but also

44:21

could just play of the Deuce

44:23

and.yeah and Jeremy Irons Men are

44:25

everywhere. As I say Jeremy Irons,

44:27

I mean the movie is essentially.

44:30

In I mean they you know it's

44:32

as are so many movies in this

44:34

genre is essentially like a similar refers

44:36

John Wick. You. Know like. The.

44:39

Saudi tantrum mean child of organized crime

44:41

ridden family and I won't say anything

44:43

else about the family storyline but that

44:46

that the child of a of a

44:48

family whose the in a mixed

44:50

up in crime and organized crime and

44:52

all this stuff. Pisses. Off

44:55

the one person you should never

44:57

pays off. and then once the

44:59

beekeepers on their case forget about

45:01

it. And and in that way,

45:03

Jeremy Irons is just suing the

45:05

scenery as that's the adult who's

45:07

trying to protect. Josh. Hutcherson

45:09

from the be cheaper and it's

45:11

great arm of had some much

45:13

every every money. Also a hundred

45:15

percent knows the movie their him

45:17

and that is same with playing.

45:20

Like. Gerard Butler, Mike Colter everybody in that

45:22

movie was like yup we get it. We're

45:24

going to just walk in Russia this and

45:26

they do know of art adjacent. It's been

45:28

great chatting with you. Will be back. right?

45:31

After this. Is. Begging.

45:34

Jason. All right it is time to announce

45:36

our next movie next week will be going

45:39

from. But plugs, decide club. That's right. I

45:41

love it! we are

45:43

watching the two thousand twenty three

45:45

rom com beautiful disaster starring dylan

45:47

sprouse and virginia gardner here's a

45:49

short break down of the plots

45:52

a college freshman abby abernathy tries

45:54

to distance herself from her dark

45:56

past while resisting her tracks into

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a bad boy underground Boxer name

46:00

Travis Maddox. All right, Rotten Tomatoes

46:03

gives this film a 29% score

46:06

on the tomato meter and Letterboxed

46:08

user Lila M says imagine a

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Disney Channel original movie, but horny.

46:13

Oh my gosh I loved this movie. I recommend

46:15

you watch it. But now just listen to the

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trailer No

46:21

one's my favorite It's too late to

46:23

close it now. Why are you here? I'm just trying to take

46:26

you to dinner. I'll pick you up at eight I

46:29

must break you go

46:31

for it. That's who you're fighting You

46:43

can stream beautiful disaster for free on Hulu and

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Hoopa or you can rent it on Apple TV

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Amazon YouTube and Google Play I also encourage

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is it for the show. Please remember to

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