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Hello, people of Earth! And

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hello, people of London!

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We

2:06

are live

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in Los Angeles with hopefully

2:10

better sound quality than our previous episodes.

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Apologize for that recorder

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malfunction, but we're back. We're better than

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ever, and we're with one of the most important films

2:21

of our generation, Furious 7.

2:24

Oh my gosh, it's been a long time coming,

2:26

but it's been worth the wait. So

2:29

let's get this show started. Without

2:31

any further ado, please welcome Jason

2:33

Mandzukas! What's up jerks? Welcome

2:43

to Diane Raphael!

2:56

And the final member of our Fast

2:59

and Furious family, please welcome Mr.

3:01

Adam Scott!

3:01

Welcome.

3:07

Well, well,

3:10

well. Hey, hey. Welcome

3:14

Fast and Furious family. What an exciting

3:16

show. Yes, it is happening.

3:19

Finally. Oh my God, I got so much

3:21

shit on Twitter about how long this took.

3:24

We've all been out of town, but before we start tonight,

3:27

this was sent to us

3:31

by... Alan O'Sullivan

3:33

sent us all

3:35

Dominic Toretto's necklaces. So

3:42

as we do this tonight, we

3:44

will wear the cross that

3:47

Dominic Toretto gives Letty. Oh

3:49

my God. Thus marrying

3:51

ourselves. Because

3:55

apparently this necklace can stand in

3:57

for a wedding ring. It

4:00

will work. All right, here we go. Put these on. By

4:02

the way, that wedding, oh, my God, he

4:05

wore a tank top and white jeans to

4:08

his wedding. What a

4:10

fucking class act. That's the

4:13

first time I've been watching a movie and been like, boom,

4:15

that's what I'm gonna get married. That's how

4:17

I'm gonna do it. By the way...

4:20

Bald, my voice having basically

4:23

evaporated. Yep.

4:25

Dom only has about three outfits

4:28

that he interchanges between the white

4:30

jeans who are new. And he looks great

4:32

in everyone. Oh, I

4:34

just... He's just got to hope he doesn't get his period.

4:36

I

4:39

wanted... I

4:42

wanted to do something really quick, and I don't know

4:44

if this is worth it or not. Come on, Jason. What, Adam, what? I

4:47

wanted to walk us through the history. I'm sorry,

4:49

his menses. Thank

4:52

you. Because he's a genius.

4:56

By the way... That's

4:59

Mensa. I

5:01

wanted to walk us through because as I was watching

5:03

this last night with June, you

5:05

said, I don't remember any of these

5:07

movies that came before. I don't remember any of them. I

5:10

watched this

5:11

with such fresh eyes. It

5:14

was like I had never even seen a movie before. And

5:18

you took it all in. You had seen this one before,

5:20

right? No, I hadn't seen this one before.

5:22

I've seen, I think, Fast and Furious 6.

5:25

No, you've seen... You've done the podcast. We

5:30

all know for sure you saw

5:32

it. We've discussed with

5:35

you at least 5 and 6. Okay,

5:36

so I've seen... All right, all right. I've

5:39

seen 5 and 6. I've

5:41

seen 5 and 6. Like, not only discussed,

5:43

but took apart in, like, near

5:45

pornographic detail. I don't know what to say.

5:47

I only have so much room in my

5:49

brain, and I forget these movies immediately

5:52

after. You have, like, memento. You're like memento

5:55

for these movies. I really didn't remember anything.

5:57

Well, I wanted to, for those of you out there

5:59

that...

5:59

might have Fast and Furious-itis,

6:02

or like Letty's character, can't remember what

6:05

happened. I just wanted to give

6:07

you a brief rundown of the six

6:09

leading up to this. And if you are listening

6:11

at home and have seen the movie, you can just fast forward

6:13

for the next 12 minutes? Yeah, exactly.

6:15

Is that how long it's gonna take to describe what happens?

6:18

These are very quick bullet points, very quick

6:20

bullet points. Okay, Fast and Furious 1. Brian

6:23

Connor is a police officer with a shady

6:25

past who goes undercover to infiltrate the most

6:27

dangerous street racing gang ever, falls

6:29

in love with

6:29

Dom's sister, and then Brian and Dom

6:32

go away. Brian lets Dom away at the end. I

6:34

forgot that was his sister. Yeah. Yeah,

6:36

that's, yeah. See, this

6:37

is all very interesting. Mia,

6:41

that's Mia. That's Jordana Brewster's character.

6:43

Just in case, Jordana Brewster is Vin

6:46

Diesel's sister. Totally

6:48

makes no sense. So like

6:50

the original cast is Dom, Brian, Mia,

6:53

and Letty. Letty, of course, has the

6:56

memory loss. Okay, Fast and Furious 2. Brian's

6:58

dismissed from the FBI. He moves

7:00

to Miami, and then the US

7:03

Customs Service recruits him to bring down a drug

7:05

lord.

7:06

That's where he meets Tyrese Gibson

7:08

as Roman Pierce. That's his old street

7:11

racing friend. So that's Ludacris

7:13

and Tyrese. They come in at number two. Number

7:16

three, Tokyo Drift.

7:18

Boom! For those of you who are following the

7:20

chronol, chronologically the movie

7:22

was released third, but this one comes in

7:25

between six and seven.

7:29

So maybe, maybe, maybe I won't even read Tokyo

7:32

Drift until we get to it. So, although

7:34

this is like masterful what

7:36

they do with the chronology of these movies. Oh, it's amazing.

7:40

So the third movie technically is Fast and Furious,

7:43

which is Fast 4. Brian and Mia break

7:46

Dom out of jail, and together

7:48

they bring down a heroin importer, infiltrating his

7:50

operation. That's everybody that we give them. All right,

7:53

then Fast 5. Sorry, Fast 4.

7:55

Is that the one without Vin Diesel?

7:57

No, that's- There was one- Tokyo

8:00

Drift. Yes. Yeah. Tokyo

8:02

Drift, we're gonna get to Tokyo Drift. That's three where

8:04

we introduce Hunk. Sorry, I thought there

8:06

was one with Paul Walker, but not Vin Diesel.

8:09

Number two. Number two, I'm sorry.

8:10

Why was there ever one without Vin Diesel?

8:14

Yeah, number one has Paul Walker Vin Diesel.

8:16

Number two just has Paul Walker and

8:18

Tyreese and Ludacris. Number three has

8:21

none of them, except for Vin Diesel in the

8:23

closing credit, like Marvel cliffhanger

8:25

sense. And then number four,

8:27

they all come back. And

8:29

then number four, then we know how it all ends. I wonder why

8:31

they all came back, huh? Yeah. It's

8:34

amazing that they all were able to come back when

8:37

they stopped appearing in them after the first

8:39

movie. So,

8:42

okay, so they break Dom out of jail, and

8:44

then fast five, Dom, Brian, and

8:46

their whole crew of characters plan a massive heist

8:49

to buy their freedom while in the sights of a powerful

8:51

drug lord and a dangerous federal

8:53

agent. That's oceans 11, and

8:55

we get Hobbs.

8:57

Then fast six. That's wait,

8:59

that's Brazil, right? That's Brazil. Great. Great

9:02

movie. That's an amazing movie. Great movie.

9:05

Start to finish. Great. The

9:08

rebirth of the franchise, really. Then fast

9:10

six, Hobbs, Dom, and Brian

9:13

reform their crew to take down a team

9:15

of mercenaries, only to discover that

9:17

they're hunting one of their own. Oh shit.

9:19

It's Letty.

9:20

Right. Letty who they thought died.

9:23

Right, but she just has amnesia, and she's working with

9:25

the British guy. Wait, that's six?

9:28

That's six. I feel like she's

9:30

been back for a while, but it was just last. Just six.

9:32

At the end of five,

9:35

the Hobbs gets a file across

9:37

his desk. He's like,

9:38

she's back. Right. And we

9:40

don't know, we just see her picture. Okay, but then

9:42

she actually shows up in six. Exactly.

9:45

And that's also the one where Dumbledore dies, right?

9:47

Yes. Which

9:49

was a very, very sad. Oh,

9:52

so sad. So then, in the timeline of the films,

9:56

timeline, not the films being released, then

9:58

we go to Tokyo Drift. which

10:00

is about another character named Sean Boswell,

10:02

a troubled youth who has to move

10:04

to Japan to avoid jail time, and there

10:07

he meets up with Han, who dies.

10:10

But Han did come back

10:12

in the other one. So the end of

10:14

six and the end of three

10:17

are the joining of

10:20

the two timelines. Yes. So, wait,

10:22

Han... Wait, wait, why did they do that? I hate this.

10:24

I hate this so much. I

10:27

hate this. I only wish in

10:29

retrospect that June had tried to explain all

10:31

of it. I hate all of it. June

10:33

doesn't even remember watching this movie. Barely.

10:36

So at the end of Tokyo Drift, Han dies.

10:39

Han dies. And what was weird

10:41

to everybody else was,

10:42

in Fast Five, Han's alive.

10:45

And

10:45

they're like, wait, and they're like, oh, five

10:47

is a prequel.

10:49

So... So, was it like,

10:51

they just liked this guy so much,

10:53

they wanted him in Fast Five, and then

10:56

they're like, oh, fuck, okay. Well,

10:59

then, this movie from 2003 actually

11:02

takes place in 2015. Yes,

11:05

exactly. That's pretty

11:07

much what they did. It's the bold fucking

11:09

movie. Yeah. Oh, it's

11:11

a straight-up fuck you. Yeah.

11:14

In the best way. In the best way. Because

11:16

think about it, there's got to be so many people

11:18

who love these

11:19

movies who are like, wait, what? Wait,

11:23

hey. You've

11:26

seen this movie. That guy died, right? What

11:29

the fuck is going on? The only way

11:31

I can kind of describe it in my head

11:33

is like, I remember watching the Indiana Jones movies

11:35

when I was a kid, and there was no internet. And it was

11:38

like, I think Temple of Doom is

11:40

before Raiders, or like, or like,

11:42

there was a timeline that you could figure out now. And I'm

11:45

still not sure about that one. Yeah.

11:48

It is, Temple of Doom is a prequel, right? Temple

11:50

of Doom is, yeah, after...

11:52

It takes place before Raiders. I

11:54

think you're right, yeah. But the only... Someone

11:57

at home is mad right now, because of the whole room. Someone

11:59

in the...

11:59

audience is mad. Are we right

12:02

or wrong? We're right.

12:05

Why though for that movie it makes no sense.

12:07

No, the correct order in

12:09

order of how good the movies are would

12:11

be Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls, Temple

12:15

of Doom, Sean Connery,

12:19

Melty-Face Nazis. Yeah.

12:21

I

12:26

actually in all seriousness do put Temple of Doom

12:28

number one for me. Really? Yeah. I

12:33

like Temple of Doom a lot. I remember it really

12:35

shocked me as a kid because that heart

12:37

rip was pretty intense. Oh yeah. Kind of intense. Now

12:40

not so much.

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Alright so we're in Fast

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and Furious 7 now. Finally.

13:28

The gang's all here. The budget of this movie 190

13:31

million dollars. Wow. Give

13:34

them more. Yeah.

13:37

Give them more. You know what? Every single

13:40

cent is up there on the screen.

13:42

Amen. More power to

13:44

them. Opening week. So 190 to make opening

13:47

weekend 147 million. Boom. Domestic gross 351 million.

13:49

Worldwide gross 1 billion.

13:59

The fastest

14:02

movie to gross $1 billion in only 14 days. Jesus.

14:10

Yeah, it is currently,

14:12

yeah, it's the third in the top movies

14:14

in the past year to make the most

14:16

amount of money, beaten by Avengers 2 and Jurassic

14:18

World. But huge, huge,

14:21

huge, huge, huge giant movie. And,

14:23

you know, there is an elephant

14:25

in the room.

14:27

One of the main characters in this

14:29

film passed away in the middle of it, which

14:31

is even crazier to think of that

14:34

this movie was released. And actually, we

14:36

were talking about this backstage. It's

14:39

kind of flawless. You don't notice that that character

14:41

is not there. Oh, yeah. I

14:43

did have very real anxiety,

14:46

though, throughout the whole movie. Because

14:50

I was just so acutely aware

14:52

of the fact that Paul Walker died during the filming of this

14:54

movie, that I knew that they had

14:57

had to compensate within the movie for that. I

15:00

thought they were going to kill him in the movie.

15:02

So every time he would get

15:05

into any kind of scrape alone,

15:07

I would be like, oh, here it comes. Here

15:10

it comes. In any one of these scenes, it's just

15:12

going to be his brothers from now on. And

15:15

that's going to be sad. And so there was like a real

15:17

palpable sense of worry in my mind

15:19

about Paul Walker in this movie.

15:21

Interesting, because they did kill him

15:23

by fatherhood. Yes.

15:27

Like that was his death.

15:30

Death by progeny. Yeah,

15:34

which, you know, was upsetting. And

15:38

I have to say, the whole I

15:39

mean, I know we're going to get into all of this. I

15:42

actually did think they dealt with it beautifully.

15:44

And I mean, I cried hysterically the last two minutes. Oh, I cried. You

15:46

all

15:46

cry. Like a baby. Oh, I

15:49

cry. People cry.

15:50

It's beautiful. And I thought it was handled

15:52

really well. But his the way that

15:54

they portray being a dad

15:56

and the responsibilities, parenthood,

15:59

was

15:59

It was fascinating.

16:03

And it was, I almost felt like Paul Walker's

16:05

character in the beginning

16:08

wanted to be imprisoned by being

16:10

a dad. He has reverse PTSD.

16:13

He does. Because he wants the

16:15

bullets. Well, but also,

16:17

but he... He misses those bullets. He misses

16:19

those bullets. He misses out of everything, it's the bullets.

16:23

But also, he has a giant minivan

16:26

for one child. For

16:30

one very small child. But

16:32

there are just... and he's so burdened

16:35

by it. Yeah,

16:37

and there's that scene between

16:39

Vin Diesel and Jordana Brewster where

16:41

she's like, I can tell

16:44

he's miserable and he hates

16:46

me. And then Vin

16:48

Diesel... And Vin Diesel's like, ugh. Yeah.

16:52

Ugh. Literally, Vin Diesel's

16:54

like, You know you're the best thing

16:56

that happened there. He might as

16:58

well spend the whole movie going, I am

17:00

Groot. Yeah. Like, I really

17:02

thought... There is more

17:05

emoting when he says I

17:07

am Groot. But you know what's interesting

17:09

is that I watched some of the behind the scenes

17:12

extras

17:12

on this and when

17:15

he's interviewed or when he's on set, he's like

17:17

light on his feet, just like a happy girl, like very smiley.

17:20

Wow. So this is, it's all choices. Amazing

17:22

choices. This is incredible.

17:23

Well done. It is amazing.

17:26

Well done. Amazing. See,

17:28

I'll just read you this, I'll read you this one quote that

17:30

Vin Diesel said, which kind of made me cringe a little, but

17:32

he goes, Vin Diesel stated that

17:34

Furious 7

17:36

is for Paul. Furious 8

17:39

is from Paul. The new one is

17:41

going to be from him. Because he's writing

17:43

it in heaven? Weird,

17:45

a weird thing. What does that mean? I

17:48

guess he will be sending

17:50

down... He's sending

17:53

pages. He's sending pages down,

17:55

guys. Oh

17:58

shit, I have so many ghost pages.

17:59

to read Paul's

18:02

saving us so many ghost pages. The crazy statement to

18:04

make, it is a crazy statement

18:06

to make. What color are

18:08

Paul Walker's pages? Goldenrod,

18:10

they're old and goldenrod. Sorry,

18:14

I was just going to say that scene between Jordana

18:16

Brewster and Vin Diesel when she's like,

18:20

and he says, well you're the best thing that ever happened

18:23

to him and she's like,

18:25

thanks, thank you. Thanks

18:28

so much. But yes, and that

18:30

was disturbing to me that the,

18:34

I guess, ostensibly

18:36

the lead female character is

18:39

completely propped up by the two,

18:42

like she has absolutely no way of,

18:45

no compass of where she is

18:47

in the world if it weren't for these two

18:50

guys. One unhappy

18:53

but not telling her, so leaves her guessing about

18:56

it. The other one telling her, no, you're fine, you're

18:58

fine. You're the best thing that ever happened to him. Go fucking

19:00

make him happy. She's like, thank you so much.

19:03

I feel like, for

19:05

as terrific as

19:08

this movie is, they need

19:10

a great

19:11

female. I mean, I guess Michelle Rodriguez is

19:13

a more strong, much

19:16

stronger character. I

19:19

think she is, but she's also kind of

19:21

defanged because she's constantly

19:23

not

19:24

knowing where she's from.

19:28

She has an attitude about it, but then when

19:30

the shit gets going, she's like, oh, fuck, I'm here. I'm

19:32

here. They've also, at this point, either

19:35

killed

19:36

or marginalized the other

19:38

female characters in the franchise, like

19:40

Giselle, RIP Giselle. By

19:42

the way, Giselle, Gal Gadot

19:45

is listed in the opening credits and she

19:47

only appears in a picture. I

19:50

was like, that's bold. That's a pretty crazy

19:52

thing. See, I saw that in the credits. CIA, bro.

19:55

I saw that in the credits and got excited.

19:57

Me too. I was like, bring her back? Yeah.

19:59

And then Ronda Rousey gets nothing to

20:02

do, and then Gina Carano was in the last one

20:04

as well, right? Yes. Yes.

20:07

Gina Carano from New York. Well, I thought she was a great addition

20:09

as well. Gone. And then the

20:11

Brazilian woman who is Hobbes is, yeah,

20:13

she gets nothing to do. Oh, not Ramsay. Oh,

20:16

yeah. The one who looks like June. All the

20:18

women are pretty inactive in the movie. I mean,

20:20

Ramsay too is the best

20:22

hacker in the world. We never get to

20:24

see her really do much

20:26

of anything. Oh, there's a scene where they straight

20:28

up pack and Ramsay's standing behind

20:31

Ludacris. Yeah. She's

20:34

the most powerful hacker in the world.

20:36

And he's like, well, what about if we do this? She's like, that's

20:38

brilliant. Yeah. Yeah, totally.

20:41

She looks like Rihanna and that's

20:44

brilliant. He's Ludacris. It's

20:46

Ludacris. It's Ludacris. It's

20:49

Ludacris. I would say that I love. There's

20:56

a couple of things that I

20:57

love about this movie. Ramsay is played by the

20:59

woman who plays Daenerys

21:02

Targaryen's chief of staff. Is that

21:04

who that is? Miss Andree, right? Is that her

21:06

name, Nerds? Is that who that is? Yes.

21:09

All I kept on thinking was they clearly wanted Rihanna. They

21:11

did not get Rihanna. And they're like, she

21:13

looks enough like Rihanna that

21:15

we can get. By

21:17

the way, who ended up with her in the end? Tyrese

21:20

or Ludacris? Luda.

21:23

Wait, I don't know. I don't know. Gotta

21:27

stay tuned for Fast and Furious 8. Paul's walking.

21:30

Now, do you think she's gonna be in the team now? She

21:33

has to be. She gets murdered in between. That would

21:35

be amazing. There's another Tokyo movie. By a dragon.

21:38

I would like it if all of their

21:40

other franchises started seeping in. And

21:43

like in the next one, there's just a dragon. Yes.

21:46

Vin Diesel's just wearing those riddick glasses

21:48

now. Just because

21:50

they fucking can. They

21:53

could. Why not? Like

21:55

this

21:55

had spaceships. The people

21:57

had superpowers. Like this movie is... They

22:00

are full-on superheroes. Oh,

22:02

yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. At one point,

22:05

they go Kurt Russel's in this

22:07

movie. Ah, Kurt Russel. That

22:10

is fucking awesome. They

22:12

utilized him correctly. Yes. Kurt

22:14

Russel and Vin

22:18

Diesel and Paul Walker and a bunch of military

22:20

guys go to take out.

22:21

Jason Statham is in this movie. Jason

22:24

Statham opens the movie with a

22:27

Hamlet-style monologue. The

22:29

movie opens with a two-minute

22:31

monologue. It's pretty badass, all

22:33

just on him. An incredible one or two.

22:36

Yes, yeah.

22:36

That's great. And I'm sorry to interrupt, Jason,

22:38

but the thing that's strange about that is

22:41

that he's instructing

22:43

the medical team to take amazing

22:45

care of his brother and then proceeds to

22:48

blow up the hospital. Makes

22:51

no sense. And all of the equipment and much

22:54

of the staff.

22:55

Yeah, like the hospital

22:57

literally falls down as

23:00

he drives away. That's

23:02

not the safest bet. They will

23:04

not be able to take care of his brother. Definitely

23:06

not. The presumption is that he

23:09

did that.

23:10

Oh, yeah, 100%. The presumption is that he went

23:12

in, demolished the people and

23:14

the facility, then visited with his

23:17

brother, and then was like, now that I

23:19

have destroyed everything that will keep you alive,

23:21

I'm out to avenge you. Well, by

23:23

the way, I want to talk about even the

23:26

idea of this because it makes no fucking

23:28

sense that he would even go there to have a monologue with

23:30

his brother who is in a coma. Why

23:33

put yourself at that much risk

23:35

and danger

23:36

because your brother's dead, essentially. If his

23:38

brother was like, oh, thank you, it would

23:40

be one thing. Brother has no idea

23:43

he's there. Brother has no idea. That

23:45

was a really good

23:46

impression of Brother Shaw.

23:48

I don't know his name, yeah. Not Deckard.

23:51

Dracula. Dracula Shaw. This

23:54

movie also does a thing that's pretty amazing. I think for the

23:56

first

23:56

half hour, a new character is introduced every

23:59

five minutes.

23:59

Or sooner, like, oh, The Rock

24:02

has a daughter? Oh, this guy is from

24:04

Tokyo? Oh, who's this? I'm like, I

24:06

can't keep up. I was like, it really, it's like Game

24:08

of Thrones. Like, you're thrown into

24:11

an intense, intense world.

24:13

That's all I have to say. There's no reason for The Rock

24:15

to have a daughter in the movie

24:17

other than to just make

24:20

The Rock seem like super

24:22

nice. But you know what was weird? Like,

24:25

the daughter has no bearing on the story.

24:27

The daughter actually, there's a line. When

24:30

I think Vin Diesel asks him how they're treating him in the hospital,

24:33

he says, well, the sponge baths are really good.

24:35

That's gross to say in front of your daughter. Well,

24:38

and doesn't she go, ew, dad. Yeah,

24:42

and ew, dad. I don't want to hear about girls touching

24:44

your dong. By

24:46

the way, he's like, shut the fuck up, sweetie. You

24:49

want to talk about someone who has not

24:52

stopped by fatherhood. It's Hobbs. He's

24:54

like, oh, yeah, I'll drive this ambulance into a fucking drone. I

24:56

don't give a shit. This dude. My daughter's

24:58

clearly, I'm clearly a single parent.

25:01

I'll go out there and fucking fight a

25:03

robot all across the hospital. He's in a hospital

25:05

room alone with his daughter. He looks out

25:07

the window, sees that explosion, and is like,

25:10

what's Vin Diesel's blessing? Daddy's

25:12

got to go to work. Toretto. He

25:14

goes, Toretto. And he goes, daddy's

25:16

got to go to work. Hulks out

25:19

his cast.

25:20

He's like, ew.

25:23

Hulks out his cast, arms himself

25:25

to the teeth. I guess all of his stuff

25:27

is in the hospital with him. And

25:29

he's like, I'll see you later, child.

25:32

I am off to almost certain

25:34

death. Yeah. And

25:37

he says, like. This would terrify a

25:39

child. And he says, like, Meredith

25:41

will be here in a few minutes. Like,

25:44

what? Who's Meredith? Yeah. We'll

25:48

find out. Furious eight. Furious eight.

25:51

Furious eight.

25:53

Well, my biggest problem with this

25:55

movie is that there's no

25:57

common law of pain or hurt.

26:00

Like, you get blown out of a building,

26:02

you land on the back of a car, you

26:05

maybe have a broken arm. Well, these are basically superheroes.

26:07

You get thrown down a mountain, you're fine.

26:10

You get thrown down a

26:11

parking garage, you're almost dead. You

26:14

have a very

26:16

serious head-on collision on purpose.

26:18

Yeah. You're right. The same

26:21

two people played chicken twice and smashed

26:23

into each other. And both times. Totally.

26:27

Not only fine, but

26:29

somehow gain strength from it. They

26:32

are, they crash into each other

26:34

and are immediately out the door, ready

26:37

to fight. And pulling weapons

26:40

off of their broken cars.

26:41

Yeah, he, Statham is making,

26:43

yeah, making weapons. When

26:46

they do that, when Statham and Vin Diesel do that,

26:49

what is, are they playing chicken? I

26:51

genuinely didn't understand, what is the end

26:53

game here? They want to be the car on

26:55

top of the other car. They want to be,

26:57

what do they want? Well,

27:00

I'm going to play, I think we

27:02

should play the scene. For those of you at home,

27:05

just picture Vin Diesel and

27:07

The Rock just driving fucking cars into each other. They're

27:09

so mad at each other. And

27:19

you think one of them is going to be chicken.

27:24

But no.

27:32

They just slam. That

27:35

is terminal velocity. That

27:37

is, they would be dead. Neither of them is wearing

27:39

seat belts. Neither of them.

27:42

The only time, and the

27:44

Jason Statham just cracks his neck, like,

27:46

okay, better. The only time that

27:48

Vin Diesel puts his seat belt on is

27:50

after he's defeated Statham, and he

27:53

needs to just drive out of the parking

27:55

garage. That's when he's like, got

27:57

to fucking buckle up. Not when he

27:59

drives...

27:59

head on into an oncoming

28:02

car in 80 miles an hour? Well, I would argue the safety

28:04

in this movie is all over the map. They parachute

28:06

out of an airplane, and none of them are wearing helmets.

28:09

Nope. And only

28:11

later on do they give Ramsay a helmet. Like, yeah, you probably

28:13

need this helmet. But Vin Diesel doesn't need

28:15

a helmet. Nope. Disney,

28:18

when after this crash, don't they get out

28:20

and Vin Diesel's like, oh, you doubled up

28:22

the chassis or whatnot to somehow

28:24

explain why they're both fine?

28:27

Well, he's basically, I

28:29

feel like that line is basically

28:29

calling Jason Statham a pussy. Yeah,

28:32

he's like, is that what that was? Oh, you've got a stronger

28:34

chassis. I'm the bigger man, audience

28:37

at home. I'm the man. He's a douche.

28:41

This movie wreaks every

28:43

character. I could never lose. No

28:45

character can lose. Here we go.

28:49

We get out of the car. They're just breathing

28:51

heavy right now. They immediately

28:53

get out. Out of the cars. Yeah, there's

28:55

no. They would be next level

28:57

dead. Their

29:00

heads would be in each other's cars.

29:02

Yes. Yes. Never

29:05

should have messed with a match family. I

29:07

told your brother the same

29:08

thing. Reinforce

29:13

your chest. It's

29:15

like going into a ring with weighted gloves. Your

29:18

mistake. Now you're

29:20

to play games. See, you and me,

29:23

we're from different worlds.

29:26

Trust me, I've seen a lot of ministries in the woods you're

29:28

used to. Stick around. It's

29:32

going to get a lot more.

29:34

Oh, yeah. Yeah. You're

29:37

right about that thing. It's like I think

29:39

Vin Diesel always has to have the upper hand. Always.

29:42

By the way, Vin Diesel is holding a

29:45

very large pipe wrench.

29:48

He's basically saying you. By

29:51

saying, it's like entering a ring with weighted gloves. He's

29:53

basically saying, you cheated at

29:56

driving into each other with our cars. Yeah.

29:59

All right.

29:59

I don't understand. Like, you cheated at this thing we

30:02

do, which is drive full speed

30:04

into each other with our cars.

30:07

Like, why, isn't that

30:10

smart? Like, if you're gonna be in a head-on collision,

30:12

don't you want a little protection?

30:15

He also says it as if this is

30:17

something he does on the reg. Like,

30:19

he's like, oh, fucking cheater? Bullshit,

30:22

man. Like, this should be

30:24

the height of the, I mean, because what they think they're trying

30:26

to show is

30:28

they're so adamant about

30:30

killing each other that they'll even kill

30:32

themselves to kill the other one. Like, that's,

30:35

but he treats it as if, eh. But

30:37

he's basically calling, he's basically saying to Statham,

30:40

you have no honor.

30:41

You have no honor on the streets. It

30:44

makes no, that makes no sense.

30:47

But still, it was terrific. And

30:51

if you think it's terrific, they do it a second

30:53

time. They do it again. But this

30:55

time, he go, doesn't he go up? Yes,

30:57

but it

30:58

is interesting they do it a second time because clearly

31:01

they do know at that point we are

31:03

both gonna do it. We're both going

31:06

to crash into each other. So

31:08

at that point, the decision is like, well, let's

31:10

do that. Let's both

31:12

crash into each other. It's not about

31:14

like, oh, maybe, you know, he'll

31:16

get scared right beforehand.

31:18

It's like, no, let's do that. Yeah,

31:22

well, but I would argue that this is

31:24

like, because they can't kiss each other,

31:27

they make their cars kiss. Yeah, it's like,

31:30

it's like, it's like docking with your, with

31:33

cars. Well, the second time. The

31:36

second time. The second time. Vin

31:38

Diesel's car does take the, the

31:41

active position gets on top of it. Oh yeah. Oh

31:43

yeah. Oh yeah. In that car fuck. And

31:45

then he starts shooting him. Yeah. His

31:48

load, he starts shooting his load into

31:50

Statham's

31:50

car. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

31:53

And Statham, not to be deterred, Statham

31:55

is shooting his load up through the floor.

31:58

Statham is a power bar.

31:59

I've never caught him in

32:01

this sense. Yeah.

32:03

You may be fucking me in the ass, but

32:05

my ass is fucking you in the dick.

32:08

Yeah! I can get fucked,

32:10

but guess what I'm gonna do? I'm

32:12

gonna come right behind me, and

32:15

it's gonna hit you in the face. Yeah!

32:18

I was... I think of these two characters, and

32:21

pretty much every character in this movie, it's

32:23

like watching Terminator. Everyone's

32:25

a Terminator. Yeah. No one

32:27

gets hurt. The craziest part, the one, the most

32:29

egregious was when they're in Abu

32:32

Dhabi, and they

32:35

need to get under the car, so Vin Diesel just lifts

32:37

the car. Yeah. Yep.

32:39

Just lifts it up. He's like... I mean, he's

32:41

like, it's heavy, but he lifts a fucking

32:44

car. Oh, yeah. No, Vin Diesel is

32:46

basically the Hulk in these movies.

32:49

They are the Avengers. Yes. Like,

32:51

he can't... A person can't do that, right? I

32:53

don't know. Lift up a car? I agree. I think probably

32:55

not. I don't know. I mean, Vin Diesel does

32:57

not... If there's a rock, I would be like, maybe.

33:00

Yeah. And Vin Diesel does do that with

33:02

very little effort. Once he has

33:04

it, he's like, let's hurry up, Paul. Yeah, yeah. But

33:07

he does lift it in one fell swoop. He lifts a car.

33:10

They... He lifts a car. Still,

33:13

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The other thing, too, is in this

33:50

movie,

33:50

there's no explanation why every

33:54

single one of them is an expert in karate. Yep. Like,

33:57

there are no more street fights. This is fucking

33:59

epic.

33:59

MMA crazy fight. It's

34:02

like, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. And they're kicking. Ludacris.

34:06

Ludacris. Yeah, I was like, when did he learn to fight? He's

34:08

the hacker. Everyone

34:10

is kick ass in this movie.

34:12

I actually liked

34:13

Ron Derrowsy's fight. I thought it was really

34:16

good. I think that because I was

34:18

like, I feel like

34:20

it's like a real MMA fight. It just feels oddly

34:23

brutal. It feels like the most brutal of all

34:25

the fights. I think the last fight that

34:27

she had, some nerd can correct me, but I

34:29

believe she won in like 36 seconds. Really?

34:32

I believe she went out and was like, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. And the woman was

34:34

like, thump.

34:35

It would have been cool if she had

34:37

more to do in the movie though, you're right. Like if she

34:39

had like- Oh yeah. You want her to join the team. That's

34:42

what I thought. Yeah. She should be in

34:44

the next one. I mean, but it's gonna be hard. Or maybe not. I

34:46

mean, they brought back characters from the dead. I think she had a scene

34:48

where she kicks the shit out of Vin Diesel

34:51

or The Rock or something. Impossible. Like it

34:53

would be great if- Impossible for a girl to beat Vin Diesel? I know,

34:55

I know, I know. I

34:57

have heard from a very high up,

35:00

this is not,

35:01

this

35:03

is a confirmed thing.

35:05

Now they all have in their contracts that none

35:07

of them can lose a fight. Are

35:08

you serious? Yes. Are you serious?

35:11

Yes, that is, it is now across the board.

35:14

None of them can lose. So they have

35:16

to bring in new people to lose.

35:18

To lose fights. So they could never fight.

35:20

Really? Yes, it started with The

35:23

Rock and Diesel in five

35:25

or six. When they have their, when The

35:27

Rock and him have a fight,

35:29

it was supposed to be that the Hobbs is gonna take down Vin

35:31

Diesel.

35:32

And they're like, no, Vin doesn't want that.

35:35

And so they spent three days

35:37

discussing how it could be.

35:39

So I think that they both- They

35:42

both- They simultaneously punch each other. Punch each other. And

35:44

then Diesel's immediately

35:46

held back. I could've got him. Like I think if

35:48

everything is like, I was right there. You stopped

35:51

me from killing him. So it was a tie. It's basically a draw.

35:53

Everything is a, if the main

35:55

characters fight, it's a draw. If Tyreese

35:57

was smart, he'd beat it. He'd be, he'd go

35:59

to-

35:59

producers and be like I'll lose every fight.

36:02

Because he would instantly

36:04

like because he is

36:06

like the comedic relief in the movie. He's amazing in

36:08

the movie. He's terrific. He's the best.

36:10

He's great. But if he could then

36:13

come in and be like and always be getting his

36:15

ass kicked that would be awesome.

36:17

Yeah. He's so funny. Yeah

36:20

he's great. He's so great. They're

36:22

all they all like hit the target. They're

36:24

so great. I do want to talk about one thing

36:26

that happened early in the movie.

36:28

Vin Diesel

36:30

says he's leaving the hospital after

36:32

visiting Hobbs and he goes I'm going

36:34

to Tokyo. I'm going to bring Han home.

36:36

I'm like

36:37

isn't Tokyo Han's home. Yeah. So

36:41

he's going to Tokyo

36:44

to bring the body back to

36:46

L.A. for an L.A. burial. That's

36:48

his home. Take him away from his family.

36:50

Take his body away from his family.

36:53

He's Dom's family. Yeah.

36:55

No. Dom's family.

36:57

Dom's family trumps real family.

36:59

I would love to see that deleted scene. I'm

37:01

taking your son. He's coming with

37:04

me. Two Japanese people like who

37:06

don't speak English. What? What are you doing? Your

37:09

son's coming. This body's coming with me.

37:11

What? Why? What? That's our son.

37:15

I did pull

37:16

this. That's like a horror film. Which

37:19

an American behemoth

37:22

comes and steals the corpse of your

37:24

son. And it's like

37:26

this is mine? It's a it's

37:29

it's it's it's follows but with Vin Diesel.

37:31

That'd be amazing. I would love a Japanese

37:34

horror movie with that plot

37:36

line. That's just about two elderly

37:38

Japanese parents whose son is

37:40

killed in a car accident and an American

37:43

giant comes and takes tries

37:45

to

37:46

take the body. And and what

37:48

they have to go through to keep

37:50

and bury their son. I

37:54

want to take some three days. I want to

37:56

I want to play this scene just because

37:59

if you're listening.

37:59

to you you miss something that I

38:02

think is pretty great which is Vin

38:04

Diesel is doing a eulogy

38:06

for a Han

38:07

when now the way it's shot simultaneously

38:10

so is the priest doing eulogy just

38:13

to watch the scene because the priest is

38:15

also talking

38:17

you see when they go wide they say to live in the

38:19

hearts of those who leave behind

38:22

it's not to die so he's talking

38:24

but he put you in his grave now you'll

38:26

see so

38:29

now I'll do the same to him now

38:33

there's a priest off to the side reading

38:36

from a prayer book visibly reading

38:39

so

38:40

and and and Vin Diesel

38:42

is at the casket in

38:45

the cemetery like putting a picture

38:47

of Giselle on the casket yeah and everybody

38:49

else is like it's not the part where everybody comes and

38:51

puts flowers up no the priest is still

38:53

doing the service he's having like a private

38:55

moment in front of he is

38:58

the biggest narcissist

39:00

in the world and

39:03

I feel like he has a real thing

39:05

about Hans body yeah

39:08

that was when he put the her photo

39:11

on it I got confused

39:13

for a second actually I thought like wait is she

39:15

in the is this her because

39:18

she died in the last one like

39:20

who wait whose funeral is it was

39:23

definitely Hans right because he

39:25

went and stole the body brought up a very

39:29

innocent America by the way I would

39:31

have I would have loved that no more no

39:34

why it was a family it was on my family

39:36

but we are we are

39:38

we are heartbroken have

39:46

a bucket of Corona easy

39:48

worries

39:50

oh my god the bucket

39:53

said Corona I know and

39:56

and what does base knew that he would want a Corona

39:59

immediately

39:59

I thought Kurt Russell was like, I can't believe I'm fucking

40:02

doing this. By the way, check

40:04

this out. Kurt Russell, they offered

40:06

the part originally to Denzel

40:09

Washington,

40:10

who said no. And

40:14

then they offered it to Taylor

40:17

Lautner, who

40:19

said no. Wait,

40:22

no. And then- That's not right.

40:25

The Kurt Russell part- Yes. Taylor

40:28

Lautner. Yes. The

40:30

Kid. Different choice from Twilight. That's mind

40:33

blowing. Get ready for

40:35

the third one, Halle Berry.

40:40

I'm into that. I kind of like

40:42

that too. I'm very into that. But crazy

40:45

like, bam bam bing bing bing bing bing. I

40:47

mean like- Yeah. That was

40:49

just like throwing darts at like a GQ magazine and they just

40:52

found whoever. I mean that's- And also

40:55

Jim

40:55

Broadbent. And

40:58

Jim Belushi. I

41:01

would have liked to have seen Denzel Washington

41:03

in this.

41:04

I think he would have been great. Oh awesome.

41:06

He would have been great. So this movie, this

41:09

franchise is like the

41:11

much better younger expendables.

41:13

They just keep adding action stars

41:16

to it. Or making action stars

41:18

out of the people in it. Well, cause to me, I

41:20

found this to be better than Avengers 2. Like

41:23

hands down, I was like, I like this more than Avengers 2.

41:27

I disagree, but I get where you're coming

41:29

from. You thought Avengers 2 was better than this? I

41:31

enjoyed Avengers 2 maybe a little bit more. But

41:34

I loved this movie, don't get me wrong. It's the best

41:36

movie I've ever seen.

41:36

By

41:39

the way, just real quick. Han's

41:41

name, in case you don't know, is Han

41:43

Solo. No. Yes.

41:46

What? Seriously? Yes. His

41:49

name is, it's spelled S-E-O-U-L-O.

41:52

Han Solo. But that's how it's supposed

41:54

to be pronounced. Well that's stupid. That's amazing. Wow.

41:57

His character was nothing like Han Solo. Like he.

41:59

He was just a sweet guy. Yeah,

42:02

his first name was

42:16

That's

42:28

great, but there's also another shot. That's even cooler.

42:30

I thought where one of them reaches up and

42:32

grabs a fluorescent light to end. The

42:34

camera just kind of subtly goes

42:37

up with them to grab the light and

42:39

bring it down on to the other guy. It

42:41

was so

42:43

just pure just so kick-ass.

42:46

I think there are so many great season even when states.

42:48

Them in the rock run at each other kind of Crouching Tiger

42:50

hidden dragon like they

42:53

meet in midair. They both get so

42:55

much height. There are two

42:57

men who are below five six. I think

43:00

they get they have a high vertical.

43:02

There's also a number of shots

43:05

that just open on asses. Yeah,

43:07

female asses. Yeah, like a

43:10

crazy number. Oh, like in the desert.

43:12

There could have been more. Sure. The

43:14

desert when Vin Diesel brings Michelle Rodriguez

43:17

to try and jog her memory out

43:19

and the girl that's telling

43:21

them to start in so

43:23

many shots of that girl's ass. By

43:26

the way, they say in this movie that they invented

43:28

race wars, which is

43:30

that it's out of context sounds bad.

43:37

In the movie in

43:39

the movie, it says a race in the desert, but

43:42

they go we invented that but in the first movie, they

43:44

just go to race wars and they never mentioned they invented

43:46

it there. They just go to it. They're just participants.

43:50

He's lying to her. Yeah. Making

43:52

their lives a lot better. Oh,

43:56

yeah. Oh, I wanted to talk about in the beginning

43:58

the rocks stamp.

44:00

The Rock has a stamp. First

44:03

of all, The Rock is sweaty in the

44:05

office. Um, I have a picture.

44:08

What do you mean he has a stamp? Well,

44:10

The Rock has a stamp.

44:12

Um, sweaty rock. This is a sweaty rock. This

44:14

is him. When he's just in the office, he's in

44:16

Under Armour and sweating through

44:19

the Under Armour. And all he had been

44:21

doing is stamping captured.

44:24

So he has like a bunch of files coming across

44:26

his desk, and like, just like

44:28

a kachunk captured. And the cap

44:30

and captured is easily

44:32

seven inches long. It is enormous

44:36

captured.

44:37

Why would you need a captured stamp? Aren't

44:39

we all on digital records at this point? Right, like...

44:42

Isn't that probably in a drop-down menu? Yeah. Um,

44:45

at large, on the

44:47

run... Oh, captured. Or just everyone that

44:50

works there is like, oh yeah,

44:52

that guy got captured. Like everyone just

44:55

knows.

44:56

Well, it's like I go in the filing cabinet. At the top-secret

44:59

police department. The thing I was gonna say about Race Wars

45:01

is, he brings her out there. Sorry.

45:04

He brings her out there. And I was watching

45:06

that scene and just thinking,

45:08

this looks like the worst day. The

45:10

worst way to spend your day. It's out in the

45:13

middle of the desert. Dusty. 104 degrees.

45:16

It's like Burning Man for cars, but exhaust.

45:19

Exhaust and sand. And

45:21

everyone's like dancing.

45:22

And I also feel like you can't see anything.

45:25

Right. That's a horrible day. Nobody's

45:27

having fun. No, not one. Nobody's

45:29

having fun. There's poor extras that

45:31

day. Oh, God. Well,

45:33

our eagle-eyed, one

45:35

of our eagle-eyed interns here, Avril, she

45:37

pointed out that when Letty races, she

45:40

races in these. Yes. Sandals.

45:43

That was weird. She races in sandals. I was

45:45

like, it was

45:45

weird. This is a real Quentin Tarantino shot right here.

45:48

It's dangerous. Yeah. Yeah,

45:50

that would be really dangerous to be doing a high-powered car. I

45:52

don't feel comfortable driving to Gelsons

45:54

in flip-flops. No. I

45:56

take those flip-flops off and go barefoot.

45:59

You're safer. For sure. You

46:01

can feel the petals. You

46:04

can feel a lot of different things. I

46:07

was going to say to the point earlier that these

46:09

are basically superhero movies.

46:11

When the Rock, I'm

46:13

sorry, no. When Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Kurt

46:16

Russell and the military guys go to attack Jason

46:18

Statham. They're like all armed

46:20

to the teeth. It's like they're badass mercenary

46:22

guys or whatever. And

46:25

only Vin Diesel's gun

46:27

sounds like a laser gun. Yeah.

46:30

Only Vin Diesel's gun is like,

46:32

brr brr. Vin Diesel's gun is like, boop

46:34

boop boop. It sounds like a Star

46:36

Wars gun. Totally. And

46:40

I heard it the first time and I was

46:41

like, wait, what is that? And then I was like, Vin

46:43

Diesel made them make his gun have

46:46

a more badass sound than

46:48

every other gun. But to me it didn't

46:50

sound badass, it just sounded fictional.

46:53

It just sounded like a laser gun. I

46:56

feel like my character. My

46:58

character is Space Gardner. Space Gardner.

47:02

I am Groot. When

47:06

they parachute out of the airplane, this is something

47:08

I did not know. That was real.

47:11

Yeah. They did it practically.

47:12

Each car had a parachute and 70%

47:15

of the cars landed perfectly

47:17

in their drop zones. 30% did not. Did

47:21

you watch that little making up thing?

47:24

No, is it great? It's great. The iTunes thing

47:26

you get the, you know, it's great. Guys, iTunes.

47:29

I mean, I'm all in. I bought it on iTunes. I

47:31

had no problem. No, but you should watch it. It's

47:33

crazy. Like they,

47:34

like each car would go out with three

47:36

people, three skydivers holding

47:39

onto the car

47:40

and going down with it. And they had

47:43

GoPros on their heads. So crazy. It

47:45

was insane. Were there people in the cars?

47:48

No, no, no, I don't think so. You wonder

47:50

about fast eight because there are truly

47:52

only so many places cars can

47:54

go. This point.

47:56

Well, this movie, I mean.

47:59

Underwaters? We're gonna have underwater

48:01

cars and space cars Where

48:03

else could they go space cars would be amazing

48:06

if they could shoot up Yeah, they stop an alien

48:08

invasion. I like it. Did

48:10

you also know that this is another like weird fact, too?

48:12

like That only 10% of

48:15

the action sequences in this film use CGI

48:18

and it's just to erase wires So it like

48:20

which seems very low

48:23

But I guess they just they did wreck

48:25

a hunt 230 cars during this movie and

48:27

they're like 230 well,

48:31

yeah, it's like really nice cars. Yeah, they're

48:33

really that's crazy

48:35

All right And

48:41

So there's a lot of stuff going on here one

48:43

thing I noticed when they were in Dubai is They

48:46

all get their own car.

48:48

Yep. They're always all getting their own cars

48:50

like insane cars Yes, which I

48:53

can't imagine how they're like, okay,

48:55

we got to go to Abu Dhabi or whatever

48:58

and then it's like Okay, what do they give

49:00

like a rider? That's

49:01

like here's what we need Sun

49:04

chips we need Gatorade We

49:06

need like not one be like hey, we got a 16 pass

49:09

van Yeah, we just put you all in there

49:11

you get to the right name insanely

49:14

rare cars now Jason not

49:16

to revisit your Old auditions,

49:19

but you audition to be this man and I

49:21

did I audition to be the

49:23

the fixer guy in Abu Dhabi Wow

49:27

If you can believe it boy,

49:30

did they fuck up?

49:31

Yeah,

49:34

and just like was very heartbroken to not

49:36

get it, but I thought that guy executed really

49:38

well Great. He was good. But

49:40

I mean, I mean I would have crushed it. Yeah I

49:46

also started wondering like all their

49:48

travels and they're always like doing like

49:50

when do they like Sleep and

49:52

take shit. Yeah, like they're

49:55

all like always

49:56

interesting about the whole

49:58

team is And believe

50:00

me, I love the friendship that comes

50:03

through in the movie. I want to

50:05

be a part of the family. I really do. And

50:07

that's what makes it so amazing. But you never

50:10

really see them just

50:12

in any downtime. You never just

50:14

every moment with all of them is so heightened.

50:16

Well, they also all feel like

50:19

and the Jordana Brewster Vin Diesel scene we mentioned

50:21

earlier is like a very perfect

50:24

example of it. They all feel as though

50:26

they are strangers to each other.

50:27

Every conversation people are having is as

50:30

if they've never spoken before. You're

50:33

right. It's all very introductory. Yes.

50:36

Yeah. Well, I was also confused because

50:38

Vin Diesel seems to live in the same

50:40

house that Paul Walker and

50:42

Mia live in. Right. Because

50:45

his garage is back there, which is inexplicably

50:47

not harmed by the giant bomb that blows up half the

50:49

block. Right. But it

50:51

seems like Paul Walker is like bringing his kid down

50:53

to school. Yes. From that house.

50:56

But then Vin Diesel is there to

50:58

live together. I thought again, I don't

51:00

remember any of the other movies, but I thought in my in

51:02

that scene that that was Vin

51:04

Diesel and Jordana Brewster's childhood

51:06

home. Yes. That they now live in. And

51:08

it's a situation where, you know, it's all about

51:11

family. They all live together.

51:12

Yeah, they live in this house in

51:14

downtown Los Angeles. But then when

51:17

they decide that Jordana Brewster needs

51:19

to

51:20

be safe, exile, they go to

51:22

the like the South Pacific and the mansion

51:24

with like. I didn't get that. I

51:26

think that that guy that they meet up with is

51:29

that's he took his part of the money from the safe

51:31

operation and then built that mansion or

51:34

bought that mansion. Because that guy is another guy.

51:36

That guy who's from a previous

51:38

movie. He's pretty I'm pretty sure, right?

51:41

OK, people don't know. Yeah, we don't know. Five

51:44

characters every five minutes, a new character.

51:46

And you're like, I think I know that

51:48

first explosion, because it felt like they waited

51:50

for that Jason Statham waited

51:52

for all of them to get out of the house. Oh,

51:54

yeah. Safely and soundly to

51:56

put it in a comical

51:59

box. wrapped in like tape, like

52:01

caution. Japanese

52:04

words all over him. And Vin Diesel

52:06

made a joke when he saw the, he just

52:08

saw the box, he's like, a

52:09

box from Tokyo, is Hong

52:12

sending me a turbocharger? What

52:14

did he say? Right, he was like, yeah, some joke about

52:16

turbochargers. Like Japanese auto part or

52:18

something like that. I don't wanna use that bullshit. The

52:21

whole movie is predicated on finding

52:24

this piece of technology called God's

52:26

Eye. Wait, what is it called? God's Eye, isn't

52:28

it? Oh, I don't know, I didn't say it enough in the

52:30

movie. Oh.

52:31

Oh. Oh. Oh.

52:34

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

52:37

Oh. Oh. And

52:39

it's like, it's the nonsense piece

52:41

of the, it's the microchip of the thing.

52:44

If we use this on Osama bin Laden, we would

52:46

have found him in four minutes. And it's basically this piece

52:48

of Big Brother's surveillance that allows

52:50

you to find people wherever they are and,

52:53

you know, to co-ops traffic cameras and people's

52:55

cell phone cameras. And so they're

52:57

all constantly being revealed. Their

52:59

locations are constantly being revealed. And I was like,

53:02

just go inside somewhere.

53:03

Go inside almost

53:05

anywhere. Turn your phones off.

53:08

Can't find you. You're

53:11

literally so safe. Yeah. And

53:14

maybe go pull up into a parking

53:16

space and get out of your car

53:18

and go into a building. Go inside. Go

53:21

the fuck inside. Stop

53:24

getting in cars. How

53:26

about that? Yeah. Well,

53:29

speaking of the car thing too, there's

53:32

one point when they go out to go bust Jason

53:34

Statham when he's eating his meal of

53:38

grenades. How do you have time? How do you have time to make

53:40

that meal? The guy is lousy with

53:42

grenades and small bombs. By

53:44

the way, I wanted to know how that kind of

53:47

went down. Like, he's eating a nice steak in

53:49

a warehouse. So someone had

53:51

to deliver that or like he brought it

53:53

there and

53:54

then set up his own table. There

53:56

was a sad preparation

53:58

before that.

53:59

So he's eating his steak,

54:02

a bloody steak, and

54:04

before they go, Vin Diesel's like, my

54:06

team, they're drivers, they're not

54:08

killers. No, they're fucking killers. They

54:11

actually are killers. Like Paul Walker shoots like 10 people

54:13

in the head on that buzz. Pop, pop,

54:15

pop, pop, pop. Like without any

54:18

hesitation at all. They're constantly

54:20

killing people.

54:21

And the whole purpose of this

54:23

trip is vengeance, really. So

54:26

they are killers. Yes, the purpose

54:28

they have all set out for is murder.

54:30

Yes, they are trying to assassinate somebody.

54:32

They are united in their desire

54:34

to end the life of another human being.

54:39

Yeah, it's not to drive at

54:41

all. That has nothing to do with it.

54:43

No.

54:44

It almost felt like they forgot about Han.

54:47

I mean, really that's who they're avenging.

54:49

And it doesn't seem like they're like, let's do this for Han. And

54:51

at certain points, let's kill fucking

54:53

Jason Statham. Like there's no- Yeah,

54:56

they don't give a shit about Han. Yeah, like at the end

54:58

of the movie, they're not like, we

55:00

did it for Han. No mention of Han

55:02

at the end. It was like, yeah,

55:04

nothing for Han. Han's

55:06

parents- No love for Han. Crying,

55:08

why did that monster take our boy?

55:11

Yeah, they took his father. Where is our son?

55:16

Oh my gosh. I

55:18

mean, I feel like we have any- So much, we didn't talk about the car

55:21

driving through three buildings in Abu

55:23

Dhabi. Oh my God. Which is huge. That

55:25

scene is amazing. Amazing.

55:28

I love that. I mean, yeah, that is

55:30

watching it again in the trailer. You can just

55:32

see it's like,

55:34

it's all, I mean, this movie does

55:36

take everything up a level. I don't know where it

55:38

goes. It's great. I mean, like speaking

55:41

of Temple of Doom, like that moment where

55:43

the car goes out the one building and into

55:45

the next. And I was watching it today.

55:48

I had seen it when it came out, but was

55:51

kind of going through it again today and watched

55:53

it with about

55:54

half an hour of it with my son, who's

55:56

only eight. So I thought like

55:58

this section is probably- appropriate. One

56:00

thing that I noticed is that in

56:03

this movie, in PG-13 movies, this one

56:06

in particular,

56:07

they say shit constantly because

56:09

they can say shit. You

56:12

can't say fuck, right? You can say

56:14

shit. One shit constantly in this

56:16

movie. Did they say fuck at all? I don't

56:18

think they pulled the fuck trigger in this. Oh my god, they say shit

56:20

like every ten seconds. But it

56:23

goes in one building

56:24

into the next one and I have forgotten there's a

56:27

third one and that's such a great

56:29

moment. It's a very temple of doing

56:31

like going that extra. I

56:33

feel like every like I mean again parachuting

56:36

out of an airplane with real

56:39

cars is crazy.

56:41

Smashing, that's the thing that is

56:44

always fascinating to me is

56:47

every plan they need to execute

56:49

has to incorporate cars.

56:52

Well you're right. Yeah, it's so weird. No matter

56:54

what the mission, it begins

56:56

with cars.

56:57

Because I was thinking about that mission

56:59

in particular where they have to go retrieve

57:01

God's Eye from that you know

57:03

tour bus.

57:05

It's

57:08

the Lady Antebellum tour bus.

57:11

It's like well you go to Tahoe in like

57:13

with a tour. But

57:14

it would have been so much easier to just

57:17

parachute as themselves. Yes.

57:19

And land on the tour

57:21

bus around the tour bus. 100%.

57:22

So much easier

57:25

than to take your car with you. Can you imagine

57:28

if they were like we've located Osama Bin

57:31

Laden. We know where he's in. He's

57:33

in a bottom-end and they were like we're assembling

57:36

we're assembling SEAL Team 6 and they were like we

57:38

need two Mustangs three soups

57:40

of fondues and four

57:43

Chevy Impalas. They're like I don't want to

57:45

drop them all out of a helicopter

57:47

an airplane. No we need to do it. Just you

57:50

need to jump out of an airplane and

57:52

land on the ground. Nope I need okay I

57:54

need to be strapped into something full

57:57

of gasoline.

57:58

No no no no.

57:59

an airplane. So

58:02

now you have the most chance to succeed

58:05

in getting Osama bin Laden. Well

58:07

you're the expert. Okay let's get

58:09

it ready. Let's do this. I

58:13

also love that they are, in this movie

58:15

again we talked about the chicken, they are always like

58:17

fuck you I'll do it. And I was like

58:20

when he drives, Vindies was cornered

58:22

by the guy from

58:25

Amistad. Jimin Honsu. Yeah

58:27

and they are there and he's like alright. Amity

58:29

Hopkins. And

58:32

they're like we're gonna drive, he just drives

58:35

down a steep mountain

58:38

like

58:41

and then you find out later he outfitted the car

58:44

for that scenario like just

58:46

in case I need to drive down the steep cliff

58:48

of a mountain. Through dense forest.

58:50

Yeah and he doesn't

58:53

wear a helmet, he makes the other girl wear

58:55

a helmet, Ramsey, and he seems to be

58:57

un,

58:58

like he cracks his neck and

59:01

the car just falls apart to

59:03

become like, there's not,

59:05

like they make a whole thing like oh it's protective.

59:08

But no all pieces of the car fall,

59:10

it's just a frame at the end. He,

59:13

everybody, every single character

59:15

in this movie experiences something

59:17

that should kill them.

59:19

Like dead. We should watch, we

59:21

should be watching a movie full of

59:23

main character deaths over

59:26

and over and over again. But

59:28

we don't, nobody dies. Yeah. But

59:31

they don't even recognize that it was hard.

59:33

Like that's the thing that's kind of crazy to me. It's

59:35

like, it's not like, oh we got out of that

59:37

one. It's like of course we got out of that one. There

59:40

is a scene, there's a scene in the movie. Where

59:43

after Vindiesel defeats Jason Statham,

59:46

the helicopter, Jimin Honsu's helicopter is shooting

59:48

missiles at the parking garage at him and

59:50

he's like, okay, I have a plan.

59:52

Now this plan is impossible

59:56

for him to have thought of, but he drives

59:58

down.

1:00:00

The thing, the shooting missiles, the building begins

1:00:02

to collapse. The building collapses

1:00:04

in a way that creates a ramp. Yes. He

1:00:07

jumps his car up the

1:00:09

ramp and flies. Flies.

1:00:12

He flies. And a car that, because

1:00:14

of its outfit with all this nonsense, probably

1:00:16

weighs a ton. Well, probably

1:00:19

one ton. He

1:00:20

flies in the air, grazes

1:00:22

the helicopter, and somehow manages to hang

1:00:25

a bag of grenades... ...on

1:00:29

the side of the hank. And this is

1:00:31

not the part... When I tell you... ...to continue.

1:00:34

He was able to find a little hook. Yes. To

1:00:36

delicately hang a bag

1:00:38

of grenades... ...out the window.

1:00:41

He's in me... He is, I don't

1:00:43

know, 400 feet in the air at this

1:00:45

point? And going probably 130 miles per

1:00:47

hour.

1:00:49

And meanwhile, cross town, the rock

1:00:52

sees this, pulls out a gun,

1:00:54

is in total sync

1:00:56

with the plan. And he's like, bam! Like,

1:00:59

shoot that bag! And the grenades explode.

1:01:04

Like, that

1:01:06

is more fantastical than

1:01:09

any scene in any superhero movie. Oh, for

1:01:11

sure. There are worse

1:01:13

problems with the physics of all

1:01:15

of that

1:01:16

than in every Marvel movie

1:01:18

ever. Like, the concept

1:01:21

of Ant-Man makes more sense. The

1:01:24

concept of lifting a city up in

1:01:26

Avengers 2 makes sense. Yes.

1:01:29

Oh my God. Like, that is crazy.

1:01:31

I mean, this whole end sequence is amazing

1:01:33

because I never count... Like, they're demolishing

1:01:36

Los Angeles. Demolishing it. And

1:01:38

Man of the Sea and all three cop cars. Three.

1:01:42

There's no other cop cars out there. You

1:01:44

would think this would be like a... Like, even at the

1:01:46

end, there's no ambulances. Right. Well,

1:01:49

Hobbs crashed the only ambulance in Los Angeles. Yeah,

1:01:53

and also the hospital is right there

1:01:55

because he saw the explosion.

1:01:58

Yeah, he got right out of there. And

1:01:59

ran over the... and took care of business. Just

1:02:02

flex that cast right off. I thought the

1:02:04

bus thing, not to jump to another part of the movie,

1:02:07

but the bus thing

1:02:08

where Paul Walker runs up the bus

1:02:11

and catches... That's, I think, my

1:02:13

favorite part of the movie. Oh, it's amazing. It's amazing.

1:02:16

But again, like, he lands on the ground

1:02:18

after jumping off of the bus,

1:02:21

grabbing onto Michelle Rodriguez's car and

1:02:24

doing, like, a 360, letting

1:02:26

go, rolling into the dirt.

1:02:28

And anybody, anybody

1:02:31

in that situation would just be

1:02:34

losing their fucking mind. I for

1:02:36

sure would shit my pants. 100% paid

1:02:38

shit. And

1:02:40

you would not stop. Like, that

1:02:43

character for the rest of the movie would just be talking

1:02:45

about that. Yeah, that's what

1:02:47

I'm saying. Guys,

1:02:50

you don't understand. I had

1:02:52

to run up and ludicrous. It's

1:02:54

like, yeah, no, we heard. I know. No,

1:02:56

that bus. You saw the bus. That bus? That

1:02:59

bus was on the edge of the cliff, and I ran...

1:03:02

I got out the bottom.

1:03:03

Bro, I got out the bottom. I

1:03:06

swung on it unchartered style. I was

1:03:08

hanging by the door. And

1:03:10

then right when I was in the air, I wasn't gonna make it

1:03:13

Michelle's car. We

1:03:15

gotta plan this next mission, man. We gotta plan this next mission.

1:03:18

No, but you don't understand. I

1:03:20

know, but... She was... We gotta plan this

1:03:22

next mission. She almost died, too. She grabbed onto

1:03:24

the back of her car, and she kept

1:03:26

going, and we're both... We are safe. Are

1:03:29

they all...? Jesus Christ, you guys.

1:03:32

God bless you, God. Fuck. I

1:03:38

feel like the

1:03:39

only legit explanation is that

1:03:41

they're all telepaths, because

1:03:43

there's no way to... There's no way for

1:03:45

her to go, oh, maybe he didn't get out

1:03:47

of that van. Maybe I should just go

1:03:49

over there and graze the back of my car and

1:03:52

catch him at that moment. Because from her

1:03:54

POV, it just looks like a bus careening

1:03:57

and then

1:03:57

slowly sliding off the edge of

1:03:59

a car.

1:03:59

She has no fucking idea. By the

1:04:02

way, you could solve a lot

1:04:04

of... I mean, if you wanted to even justify it

1:04:06

a little bit, just put earpieces in and be like, hey, I need you.

1:04:08

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, they spend the whole movie

1:04:10

with actual walkie-talkies in their

1:04:12

hands. So they're driving and they're like, hey,

1:04:15

guys, you gotta get out of here. Yeah. Why?

1:04:18

Did you get headsets? What the fuck? That's

1:04:21

the... Two hands on the wheel. Ludacris,

1:04:23

set everybody up with some fucking headsets, bro.

1:04:25

Yeah. Yeah. Yes.

1:04:28

But the catching of the car... Michelle

1:04:29

Rodriguez... I felt like this was so

1:04:32

indicative of what these movies are about, which

1:04:34

is

1:04:35

Michelle Rodriguez doesn't catch Paul

1:04:37

Walker. Her car does. Right.

1:04:40

Like, they are all... It's

1:04:42

like they are... They are cars.

1:04:45

...Boltron or something. They are all

1:04:48

stronger for being inside of these

1:04:50

extensions of themselves. Yeah. And

1:04:52

if... Fast 8. Please,

1:04:55

producers of Fast 8.

1:04:56

Make it so that their cars can come together

1:05:00

and form a mega car. One

1:05:03

giant car. That

1:05:06

would be great. By the way, it would form

1:05:08

the robot from Iron Giant. And

1:05:12

Vin Diesel... I want to get to the audience. I know there's

1:05:14

a lot of stuff to talk to, but I feel like the audience is going to bring

1:05:16

up some things that we may have not talked about. So let's

1:05:18

go out here. If you have a question, let me bring down some

1:05:20

prizes. If you have a question about this movie, something we

1:05:22

haven't talked about yet, let us know. Here you

1:05:24

go. Where is your... All right, great. Your name and...

1:05:27

Who's your favorite

1:05:29

character in your question? My

1:05:32

name is Brie. I've got to say

1:05:34

that Groot guy. The Groot guy. We love...

1:05:37

We love Toretto. He's a fun guy. I

1:05:40

just wanted some clarification. I thought the whole

1:05:42

backing the cars out of the airplane

1:05:44

plan was Tyrese's plan, but

1:05:47

then he seemed super surprised that that's

1:05:49

what was happening. You're

1:05:50

right. Oh, wow. Great.

1:05:52

You're right. Well, I think Tyrese's

1:05:54

plan was to... was to hit them at

1:05:57

that place. He didn't know that would mean...

1:05:59

them out of an airplane. And

1:06:03

he's chicken, which I think is very funny. All

1:06:06

right, I gotta... I got somebody... Such a Tyree sympathizer

1:06:08

over here. All right, ma'am, your name,

1:06:11

your best impression of Vin

1:06:13

Diesel saying, my family, and your question.

1:06:17

My name is Jesse, my family. Pretty

1:06:20

good. That was great. Kurt

1:06:26

Russell tells Vin Diesel when they first meet, like,

1:06:28

hey, why don't you just wait for Jason Statham to show up? And

1:06:30

he's like, no, I'm gonna go find him. And then Jason Statham

1:06:33

keeps showing up everywhere

1:06:34

they are. Like what was the

1:06:36

whole point of the movie? Just wait. Yeah, you're

1:06:39

right. He follows them all

1:06:41

over the world. Because Jason

1:06:43

Statham's only goal is to kill

1:06:45

them. I mean, he's hunting them. So just stay put.

1:06:47

I guarantee that was Vin Diesel being like, I

1:06:50

can't be passive. I

1:06:52

need to take the pain to him. All

1:06:56

right, sir, your name, your best

1:06:58

Vin Diesel saying, is

1:06:59

my family, or anything with a family in it, and

1:07:01

your question. My name is Justin.

1:07:04

Me familia. And

1:07:08

I thought James Wan did a great job

1:07:10

for his first time out here, but I have an idea for number

1:07:12

eight with

1:07:12

Paul Walker gone. You kind of have to go fresh. And

1:07:15

I know Tom Hardy and Mad Max is leaving,

1:07:17

so let's bring Furiosa.

1:07:19

Furiosa eight, Fury Road.

1:07:22

Ooh, so combined worlds.

1:07:25

Not really a question, but just really a pitch.

1:07:29

Sounds to me. We're the people that pitch

1:07:31

it to. Yeah, by the way,

1:07:35

by the way, I'm pitching Fast and Furiosa.

1:07:39

I would pitch James Wan is now doing

1:07:41

the new Star Trek. Let's merge that.

1:07:44

So space battles, but like cars. So

1:07:46

they all have their own spaceships. Yeah, yeah.

1:07:49

It was awesome. Okay, here

1:07:50

we go. Another question. Here we

1:07:52

go. Sir, yes. All right. Your

1:07:55

name, your best Vin Diesel impression, and your question. My

1:07:57

name is Eric. Can I get a Corona?

1:08:00

Wait, wait, wait. Yeah.

1:08:03

That's a perfect Vin Diesel. Say like...

1:08:06

Can I get Corona? Say my family has Vin Diesel.

1:08:08

My family has Vin Diesel.

1:08:10

My family? Right. Now it's a question.

1:08:13

That was good. So I just want to... I'm

1:08:15

curious to know at the end of the movie, so

1:08:17

you see Statham locked up, do

1:08:19

you think he escapes, loses

1:08:21

his memory, and becomes Chev Chellios?

1:08:24

Ooh. Crank

1:08:26

cross open. Oh, man, that would be fucking

1:08:28

awesome. That

1:08:30

would be an amazing discovery. But

1:08:33

by the way, he is Chev Chellios, right?

1:08:35

I mean... But wait, so these... All of these Fast and

1:08:37

Furious movies are

1:08:40

prequels to... Crank

1:08:42

one and two, Crank. Oh! Oh, I see how you're

1:08:44

pitching it. Yes. Oh, okay. I

1:08:47

love that idea, and I would also love, I will say, and

1:08:49

I thought James Bond did a great job. We all

1:08:51

love James Bond. I would like

1:08:53

Neville Dean and Taylor to direct Fast 8. Be awesome.

1:08:57

Nobody else does. Everybody else is like, eh,

1:08:59

maybe, I don't know. All right,

1:09:01

sir, your name, your... Vin

1:09:03

Diesel saying, my family, and your

1:09:05

question. My name's Jay. My

1:09:08

family. Great.

1:09:12

My question is, somebody up there,

1:09:14

I think it was Adam asks, when did Luna Chris learn how to fight?

1:09:17

My question was, when did Luna Chris learn how to hack,

1:09:20

because he was an auto mechanic in the first movie.

1:09:23

That is a very good point. Was

1:09:25

he? Two stickers for you.

1:09:28

So before this, he was just like a... Just

1:09:33

a car repairman in Miami. Which

1:09:37

is true, because there's another point, too, where

1:09:39

Paul Walker in the second one, Too Fast, Too Furious, he

1:09:44

said, like, he meets Roman, and he's like, oh, this

1:09:46

is my old girl, and I'm like, I'm gonna get a car

1:09:48

repairman. He said,

1:09:50

like, he meets Roman, and he's like, oh, this is my

1:09:52

old racing buddy. But in this movie, you go, remember

1:09:55

when we were at prom? And they're like, yeah,

1:09:56

and they're like, oh, they went to high school together? And

1:09:58

what are Roman... Roman

1:10:00

special skills. Anyone

1:10:02

know? Does anyone know Roman special skills?

1:10:04

Anyone? He's the Joker. Charm?

1:10:07

Charm. He gets in because of charm?

1:10:10

He's like, he is. He's like Faceman on the A-Team.

1:10:13

But he, I guess so. Okay. Yeah,

1:10:16

right? Yeah, Faceman,

1:10:17

yeah. Face. Face. She did

1:10:19

because when she pinpointed, when the new

1:10:22

girl pinpointed at everyone's role, she

1:10:24

said the Joker.

1:10:25

And. Right, but I mean. And he

1:10:27

said, no, I'm Alpha. I'm also Alpha. But

1:10:30

never said like what he does.

1:10:33

Yeah, I guess he just is there for distraction

1:10:36

purposes. Like in the party scenes.

1:10:38

And he's doing a great job at that. Yeah.

1:10:41

By the way, I'd see a whole Roman movie. Yeah, go

1:10:43

ahead. That would be a great way to

1:10:45

kind of split them off. Do reverse Avengers. So

1:10:48

it's like, they start with this, but you go, yeah,

1:10:50

individuals. All right, sir, your name,

1:10:52

my family has been diesel in your question. I'll hold the mic.

1:10:55

All right, my name is Brad.

1:10:57

And this is about my family. Good.

1:11:00

Settle. My question is for June. In

1:11:04

the last act, we call it the

1:11:06

third act, but there were, I think, 17 acts

1:11:08

in this movie. So in the last

1:11:11

act, there was a lot of talk

1:11:13

about returning this fight to

1:11:15

the streets and about

1:11:17

street fighting and about how the fight

1:11:20

between Dom and Shaw was

1:11:23

a street fight. And

1:11:25

for you, did this bring up a lot of questions

1:11:28

that you had unanswered from

1:11:30

Street Fighter? June

1:11:32

famously not

1:11:34

knowing what a Street Fighter is. Well,

1:11:36

I think I'm getting closer to knowing

1:11:38

because it seemed from this movie, like when you

1:11:41

need to fight like a Street Fighter,

1:11:43

you pick up a wrench.

1:11:44

Well, but did you-

1:11:47

So I think I'm getting closer. You learned, I do think you might

1:11:49

have learned a little bit more about it in

1:11:51

this movie because what we learned in this movie is that the

1:11:53

street always wins. I

1:11:54

wrote that down. I wrote

1:11:57

that down and

1:11:57

I was like, that was something that-

1:12:00

Sounds cool and makes no sense.

1:12:02

No sense. The street always wins. The

1:12:04

street always wins. Both lose. So

1:12:07

that must mean everyone, it's like the house

1:12:09

always wins. Like that means the casino

1:12:11

is winning. So neither Vin nor Statham wins.

1:12:14

Yeah, it doesn't make sense. And also being in

1:12:16

a street fight, like with two

1:12:19

big pieces of metal, fighting another

1:12:21

guy with, like anyone that's done

1:12:24

that, it's like a horrible thing that happened

1:12:26

in your life. Right. Jesus,

1:12:29

like no

1:12:29

one wants to do that again.

1:12:32

And these guys are just like, no street

1:12:34

fighting is the, like, let's. This

1:12:37

is how we settle it. Yeah. By

1:12:39

the way, I will again point out, these guys have never

1:12:41

been fighters. Now they are just like

1:12:44

equipped at like multiple weapons, like

1:12:46

out of a video game. Well, this is, they both

1:12:48

have, Vin Diesel has

1:12:50

two giant comedically large wrenches.

1:12:54

That might, they both basically have two swords.

1:12:56

Yeah. And it is, and they are so expertly

1:12:59

attacking each other with two

1:13:01

sword action that you're like, when

1:13:03

did they ever learn

1:13:04

this? Right. Jason

1:13:08

Statham is a little man who takes on

1:13:10

the rock and they seem like equals.

1:13:13

I mean, like the rock has to be like nine

1:13:15

feet taller than Jason Statham. I

1:13:18

mean, he's a giant man. Oh yeah.

1:13:20

By the way, cars are very comfortable to land

1:13:22

on too. That's not a big problem, right? That

1:13:24

one perfectly placed car underneath

1:13:26

the hotel. Or your

1:13:29

name, your Vin Diesel impression and your question.

1:13:32

My name is Robin and, my

1:13:34

name is Robin and, my name is Robin. Right.

1:13:37

Everybody else took the good ones. I actually wanted

1:13:39

to answer a question from earlier because you asked why didn't

1:13:41

Vin Diesel be in the second or third one? And

1:13:44

that was right after XXX and Pitch

1:13:46

Black had come out and he refused to do sequels

1:13:49

at the time because he was too big for them.

1:13:53

And now he's just promised three

1:13:55

more Fast and Furious movies. Wow. That's

1:13:58

the newest piece of information.

1:13:59

Yes. Three more. Awesome. I

1:14:02

actually did have a question. So if in

1:14:04

the next movie we get another Shaw villain, and it's either

1:14:06

the Shaw mom or Shaw dad, I

1:14:09

was thinking Helen Mirren, maybe it would

1:14:11

be really, because I know she wants to be in

1:14:13

these, but what about for Shaw dad?

1:14:15

What do you guys think? Ooh, Shaw

1:14:17

dad. Oh, see, I feel like it would be better.

1:14:20

I would rather Shaw sister. I

1:14:22

want like Shaw little sister, and I want it

1:14:24

to be like somebody super

1:14:26

bad ass. I'm trying to think

1:14:28

of who. June, can you learn like MMA style

1:14:30

fighting? Sure. Wait,

1:14:33

they're British, right? You can do British accent.

1:14:37

Just give her a... Kira Knightley.

1:14:40

Ugh. News.

1:14:44

Who's got a good question? Good question. Tell me we have not covered.

1:14:47

I'm going to go back to this guy in the back here. All right, sir, here we go.

1:14:49

Your name, your Vin Diesel saying my family, and

1:14:51

your question. Here we go.

1:14:54

My name is Drew Mafirmly,

1:14:57

and so what they did with Paul

1:14:59

Walker and his brothers, they

1:15:01

used him as body doubles when he died. Do you

1:15:03

think for fast aid they've had a contingency plan in place

1:15:06

with Vin Diesel's twin brother?

1:15:08

It's

1:15:11

a very dark

1:15:14

question. I

1:15:19

feel like there's no answer to that.

1:15:23

No answer, but just a solemn reflection.

1:15:28

Although I will say this, and I'm

1:15:30

going to pitch it now, not knowing anything

1:15:32

about anything, there's a strong part

1:15:34

of me that thinks that they're going to bring Paul Walker's brother

1:15:36

into the next movie as his brother

1:15:39

because his brother now wants to act.

1:15:43

Well, just saw how

1:15:45

America reacted to that. America

1:15:48

doesn't want it. Sir,

1:15:52

your name, your Vin Diesel impression, and your question. Here we

1:15:54

go. My name's Benton,

1:15:56

and I'm a family.

1:15:58

Great. I

1:16:02

guess my question is directed at June, you

1:16:04

know, just because I think you get really

1:16:07

hurt by this, but when you're

1:16:10

trying to hurt her... I

1:16:13

mean, I'm sure she probably felt something about this,

1:16:16

but when Jordana Brewster essentially lies

1:16:18

about the pregnancy to get

1:16:20

Paul Walker to go, you know,

1:16:23

fight...

1:16:24

What are your thoughts on that? Wait,

1:16:27

when does she lie about the pregnancy? She doesn't

1:16:29

tell him. By

1:16:31

omission, lying by omission. Well, doesn't

1:16:33

she eventually tell him? She does. She

1:16:36

does. I

1:16:38

didn't realize that. I did think it was odd

1:16:41

that she's very pregnant and

1:16:43

is not at all physically,

1:16:46

just on a physical level, she's not.

1:16:49

I didn't realize that.

1:16:51

I don't have a problem with it. They

1:16:53

are. I don't. It's her choice to tell her not to

1:16:55

tell. You have to remember, would you, June, would you...

1:16:58

If you were eight months pregnant, would you send me away to

1:17:01

fight somebody to the death? Well,

1:17:03

I think the thing that bummed me out the most

1:17:05

was that she had no...

1:17:07

I mean, she was also part of this team at one

1:17:09

point. They are outlaws. No, she was never

1:17:12

part of the team, right? She wasn't a racer. She was just

1:17:14

a sister. Oh, she was a racer?

1:17:16

Okay, yeah. She was a racer. She was

1:17:18

just a woman. By

1:17:21

the way, by the way, wait a second. You,

1:17:23

June, you just said she was a racer. And

1:17:26

by your own admission, you've never seen...

1:17:28

No, but I've seen the posters

1:17:30

and they...

1:17:31

I've seen posters. I've

1:17:34

seen posters. And they're not

1:17:36

going to put her in profile like

1:17:38

that if she's not a part of the team. Ooh.

1:17:41

I just want to answer your question from earlier

1:17:43

over there. The

1:17:46

next one, the Shaw, it's

1:17:49

a Shaw brother and it's Nicolas Cage.

1:17:51

That's it. Yes.

1:17:54

By

1:17:54

the way, expressed

1:17:57

interest in being in Fast and Furious. He did

1:17:59

say it publicly.

1:17:59

Oh my god. So that would be amazing. Please,

1:18:02

Fast and Furious people, cast Nicolas Cage

1:18:05

and us in your next movement. Yeah,

1:18:08

like let's stop messing around. Like Sharknado

1:18:10

would be great to be in, but let's, I think this

1:18:12

would be the one. I think I'm okay being

1:18:14

like, fuck you Sharknado. Oh, me too. You

1:18:16

want to just say that now publicly? We will

1:18:18

commit full on to Furious 8.

1:18:21

We want to be in Fast and Furious 8. 8, 9 and 10?

1:18:24

Yup. I'm into that. Three

1:18:26

picture deal. It would be like the

1:18:28

lone gunman, but like four of us.

1:18:29

Alright, you

1:18:32

have a good question? Alright,

1:18:33

you got it. Here we go. Your name, your

1:18:35

Vin Diesel saying family, and your question.

1:18:37

My name is Nicky. At

1:18:42

the end, when Vin Diesel leaves the beach,

1:18:45

why does it look like he's the one saying goodbye

1:18:47

to the girl? Like he leaves without his wife, he leaves

1:18:49

with like... Yeah,

1:18:51

he is. He's such a narcissist. You're

1:18:55

right. Yeah, he leaves. It's all about

1:18:58

him. Oh, totally. Like

1:19:00

he, yeah, he leaves. It's like, Paul

1:19:02

Walker isn't leaving.

1:19:04

He's leaving without

1:19:06

everybody. Did he leave Letty at the

1:19:08

end? I guess he's leaving Letty. So there's going to be three

1:19:11

more you said? Yeah. So that's 10.

1:19:14

Yes. Fast 10. I believe,

1:19:16

I will predict that at the end of Fast 10,

1:19:19

every movie will have been revealed

1:19:22

to be the dreams of

1:19:24

a Vin Diesel in a mental institution

1:19:28

character. And that that's all

1:19:30

of it is his imaginings

1:19:32

of his life. Wait a second. He's got a bunch of matchbox

1:19:35

cars. It's like, it's like,

1:19:37

it's like, um, Marron Paul,

1:19:39

that documentary Marron gone.

1:19:41

And it's like, and the 10th is like

1:19:43

a Rain Man-esque documentary

1:19:45

where his twin brother comes

1:19:49

to bring him home. And he's like, family,

1:19:51

we gotta go. Family, come over here. Okay.

1:19:55

No, Brian, you go over here. Taz,

1:19:57

what are you doing? Okay. We're

1:19:59

here.

1:19:59

And then the women are like, Dom,

1:20:02

it's time for your medication. And then he's like...

1:20:05

Heh heh heh. One

1:20:07

more question. Who has a really good question? You have a really

1:20:09

good question. I like it. All right. Your name, your Vin

1:20:11

Diesel impression, and your question. Here we go. My

1:20:14

name's Alana and my

1:20:16

family. Great. That was good. I believed it. Um,

1:20:20

I just wanted to know, at the end, where, um...

1:20:22

By the way, she could be a Shaw sister. Foreigner. Foreigner.

1:20:25

Shaw sister, Shaw sister. Foreigner!

1:20:27

She's here to kill us all. She's gonna kill us! She's

1:20:30

come for our jobs! And

1:20:32

to take our sons and daughters back to

1:20:34

her home country. Um,

1:20:40

yeah, at the end, where, um... Yeah,

1:20:42

Vin Diesel is like... They pull

1:20:45

Vin Diesel out of the car and Paul

1:20:47

Walker starts to do CPR on him. Yeah. And

1:20:50

then... Michelle Rodriguez is like, Stop, stop,

1:20:52

stop. He says, no! And then she basically

1:20:54

talks him back to life. Yeah.

1:20:57

I thought that was weird too. But

1:21:00

that is now considered, like, medical

1:21:03

fact. That is how

1:21:05

you're supposed to bring somebody back. I mean, isn't that the

1:21:07

whole idea of mouth-to-mouth resuscitation? It's sweet talk to

1:21:09

them, back to life. It's

1:21:12

about talking to them, but just really closely.

1:21:14

Hey, how you doing? She's like,

1:21:17

remember what you wore to our wedding? And

1:21:21

he's like, huh! I

1:21:24

just want you to know, you have a lot to live

1:21:26

for. There's a montage happening of

1:21:28

all the things that you should live for. Because

1:21:30

I remember them all, from older movies.

1:21:33

Um, I wanted... Wait, was that also,

1:21:35

like, her saying that she remembers it all?

1:21:38

Yes. Yes. She's rem... She came to her

1:21:40

in a flash.

1:21:42

So now we've had two full

1:21:44

fucking movies of her trying

1:21:46

to remember. Jesus Christ,

1:21:48

enough. So the next one she'll finally remember.

1:21:51

She's back. She's back in. Ooh, I also want

1:21:53

Jason Bourne in these movies. Yeah.

1:21:57

I want just, like, a collapsing of all...

1:21:59

But by the way, like, if Universal just took their

1:22:03

best characters, like, it's our Marvel world.

1:22:05

We just own it. Like, this is it. Frankenstein.

1:22:08

The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Shrek. Shrek.

1:22:13

It's... Don't be getting my

1:22:15

car! It's Vin Diesel and...

1:22:18

Vin Diesel and Shrek. The guys

1:22:20

from Wedding Crashers. Hey! Lilo

1:22:25

and Stitch. Get me the 40-year-old

1:22:27

virgin of Camaro. And...

1:22:29

And the short

1:22:32

prince. And Eileen Wernos

1:22:34

from Monster. And

1:22:37

Aaron Brockovich, too.

1:22:42

Bring me Chauncey Gardner.

1:22:45

And Matthew Broderick from War Games. Let's

1:22:48

do this. Do

1:22:50

you want to play a game?

1:22:53

I am Groot. Um,

1:22:57

this is, uh, a mashup of all

1:22:59

the times they say family

1:23:01

in, um, in the

1:23:03

film. This is a brand-new made

1:23:06

mashup by Avril here.

1:23:08

My family. Our family. Your

1:23:10

family. My family. We're family. Family.

1:23:14

You're family. I don't

1:23:16

have friends. I got

1:23:19

family. Oh,

1:23:22

so good. Good. Pretty

1:23:24

great. Well, it's come

1:23:26

to that time, time where we

1:23:29

obviously have an opinion about this movie. It's fucking awesome.

1:23:32

But there are some people out there that have

1:23:34

a second opinion. But really, they're gonna share the same opinion

1:23:36

as us. So it's now time

1:23:38

for second opinions, and we throw it

1:23:40

to you, the audience, to sing the theme song.

1:23:42

So do your best rendition

1:23:45

of the theme song, Go!

1:23:46

Sing, go! Sing,

1:23:48

go! Sing, go! Sing,

1:23:51

go! Great.

1:23:54

All right.

1:23:55

Guys, rehearse next time, please.

1:23:59

I mean, like, come on. Yeah, get your shit

1:24:01

together. Um, these are

1:24:03

second opinions called from Amazon. Five-star reviews.

1:24:06

Here we go. This

1:24:08

is from Jesse Devon. He writes, This

1:24:11

is the best movie ever made.

1:24:14

I almost cried when I thought Vin

1:24:16

Diesel was dead, but was so happy

1:24:18

that he wasn't dead, though.

1:24:20

Five stars.

1:24:23

Whoo!

1:24:27

I think it's funny when people have to tell others about the

1:24:29

times that they almost cried.

1:24:32

Almost cried.

1:24:35

This one is from Jonathan D.C. He goes,

1:24:37

I went and saw it last Friday with my

1:24:39

brother. Me and my brother love Fast and Furious

1:24:41

movies. We were expecting awesome acting, awesome

1:24:44

action, and awesome speed,

1:24:47

and that's what we got.

1:24:49

Kurt Russell's the new guy who's

1:24:51

either CIA or FBI. I

1:24:54

don't know which one he is, but he's one

1:24:56

of those. Anyway,

1:25:00

it's awesome. I was not disappointed. Five

1:25:02

stars. Anyway.

1:25:06

Um...

1:25:09

I hope he was proofing it and was like, oh,

1:25:11

no, I should put anyway. This

1:25:13

one's a short one by Michelle Marston. As

1:25:15

a woman, this is one of my favorite action

1:25:17

films. Five stars. This

1:25:23

is a little bit of a longer one, but

1:25:25

I kind of like it. From, uh,

1:25:28

uh, Moham Den.

1:25:30

It looks like Mohammed, but it's not that. Okay. It

1:25:33

just took me three years of patience, not

1:25:36

patience with a C, with a T. It

1:25:40

just took me about three years of patience to see this movie. I

1:25:42

couldn't wait for it to come out. I followed every social

1:25:45

media post I had for this movie to

1:25:47

tell you how much they had done and what they had finished. I had

1:25:49

seen every single post and mini clips about the movie

1:25:52

and every part was exciting. When

1:25:54

the movie came out, it gave me excitement. It

1:25:56

gave me goosebumps. It gave me laughter. I

1:25:59

would watch...

1:25:59

I watch this movie over and over again, and I won't

1:26:02

get sick of it. Every part of this movie makes

1:26:04

you feel in an alternative way.

1:26:06

Okay. Fair

1:26:10

enough. Some parts make you want to tear

1:26:12

up, while other parts make you want to laugh out

1:26:14

loud, and then you get shushed by the people

1:26:16

around you. Okay.

1:26:23

All the animations and stunts

1:26:25

grab your attention through the whole movie. Some

1:26:27

of the stunts that took my attention made

1:26:30

me retell them to others were when

1:26:33

Vin Diesel raced his car in the middle of the

1:26:35

skyscraper and zoomed

1:26:37

out the window while jumping into the next skyscraper,

1:26:39

and then going right through it and surprising everyone

1:26:41

with his entrance through a window that was 100-story tall.

1:26:45

And then he continued fighting the criminals. Be

1:26:48

sure not to go over the speed limit after you see this

1:26:50

movie, because it made me want to race a few cars

1:26:53

on the way home.

1:26:53

Five stars. Wow.

1:27:01

Wow. My favorite

1:27:03

line in that one is... This one is...

1:27:06

Oh, wait. Some of the stunts

1:27:08

that took my attention and made me retell them to others

1:27:10

were... Yeah. Finally...

1:27:15

How about those friends that have to listen to...

1:27:18

retelling scenes from movies?

1:27:20

Nothing better than that. It's

1:27:23

okay. They're stuffed animals. They're

1:27:26

also in the hospital with Vin Diesel's character

1:27:29

in his cars. The final one from Nick,

1:27:32

kind of

1:27:33

bringing it down for a moment. I saw this movie

1:27:35

in opening night, and it was the best movie I've ever seen

1:27:37

in my life. And now I can't

1:27:40

stop thinking about all the touching and

1:27:42

action-packed moments. The part

1:27:44

I liked most was towards the end of the movie and

1:27:47

how it made me look back at my life and

1:27:49

made me appreciate what I have. Five

1:27:51

stars. Family.

1:27:55

All right. So

1:27:58

that are the five-star reviews.

1:27:59

Do we miss anything? I mean, obviously

1:28:02

there's a lot to talk about. We didn't even touch upon Daman

1:28:06

Honsu's character at

1:28:07

all. I felt like that

1:28:10

character was just sort of,

1:28:13

just another, it didn't really mean

1:28:15

or do anything. I would say that 90% of his dialogue

1:28:17

was, give me God's eye! Yeah. Like that was

1:28:19

it. I do feel

1:28:21

like the, I don't wanna see another movie

1:28:24

where we're all waiting for the download

1:28:26

to complete, for the upload to complete.

1:28:28

And that same font size. Yeah.

1:28:31

With the red bar going, with

1:28:33

the percentage we have to, you know. I

1:28:36

did like,

1:28:37

I was gonna say that Jaimin Honsu and his guys like

1:28:40

took out of the realm of cars

1:28:43

and were in a helicopter. They

1:28:46

were in like a militarized, they were in like blue

1:28:48

thunder, basically. Ooh, I would

1:28:50

like it if blue thunder and or air wolf

1:28:52

were in the next one. Both. I

1:28:54

think the enterprise should be in it too. Why not? Just

1:28:57

bring them all in. Magnum in his Ferrari.

1:29:00

And Magnum's buddy in the TJ

1:29:02

up in the, TC, TC in the

1:29:05

helicopter. And Rick.

1:29:06

And Higgins. No,

1:29:09

I don't want Higgins. I don't want Higgins. No Higgins.

1:29:12

Is there, is, does anyone know of, is

1:29:14

there a fast and furious fan fiction?

1:29:17

Yes!

1:29:17

Ooh! Wait,

1:29:21

wait, can you come up here and tell us

1:29:23

about it? Yeah, tell us what you know. What do

1:29:25

you know about it? Yeah!

1:29:28

I don't know. Come

1:29:30

here.

1:29:33

So much and it all rounds it revolves

1:29:35

basically around the emotion of now kiss. So

1:29:40

there it's, so it's homoerotic at certain points.

1:29:43

Have you watched the movies? I have but I didn't know if

1:29:45

it all came true. Well

1:29:47

see, I don't get that out of the movies. It's

1:29:50

homoerotic. Yeah, this is heterosexual

1:29:53

much in the same way that football is. Grrr.

1:29:56

Grrr. Who, who

1:29:59

are, who are the? You're really taking

1:30:01

masculinity to task. Who

1:30:04

are the characters that get together a lot? Is it,

1:30:06

like, Hobbs and Toretto, or is it Paul

1:30:08

Walker and Vin Diesel?

1:30:09

A lot of the time it's Walker

1:30:12

and Diesel, but the Hobbs and Toretto

1:30:14

fan. Why do I know this? I was

1:30:16

gonna say. How do you know it? What? Are you jerking

1:30:18

off to Fast and Furious fanfiction?

1:30:21

I haven't even seen this one. You

1:30:23

haven't even seen this one? Because

1:30:25

you're spending too much time diddling yourself

1:30:27

to fanfiction? How can we find

1:30:30

the fanfiction? Where did you stumble across it?

1:30:33

Do you write it?

1:30:33

Do you want actual... No? Yeah, why not plug

1:30:36

it? Look, archive of

1:30:38

our own fanfiction.net. This is a big...

1:30:40

Tumbler! All right,

1:30:42

we are in it. Guys, let's see this. Just

1:30:45

bing it. Ask

1:30:48

you. Thank you so much. Amazing.

1:30:53

Wow.

1:30:54

Wow. That's so excellent. It makes so much

1:30:57

sense.

1:30:57

Is there How Did This Get Made fanfiction?

1:31:01

I wouldn't want to get that. There is now. Get

1:31:04

to work, nerds. Well,

1:31:08

uh... I bet there's like some... I bet there's three

1:31:10

pieces of podcast-based fanfiction

1:31:13

that is like, and then Scott Ockerman,

1:31:16

Kiss Paul, because they were doing

1:31:18

a crossover episode. Manouche

1:31:20

Somerodi comes up.

1:31:23

That's a deep pull for you guys. New

1:31:26

Tech City.

1:31:27

Okay, so... I

1:31:29

do think, though, the

1:31:32

waiting for the thing to upload and the bad

1:31:35

guy that's like, they created a monster and

1:31:37

now he's come back. Like, all the tropes

1:31:40

and everything, like, it doesn't matter because it's so

1:31:42

awesome. I totally agree. It's like all

1:31:44

these movies. Like, they're now doing them so

1:31:47

well that all that shit is kind of like, who

1:31:49

cares? I think the last time we spoke

1:31:52

about this film, we agreed

1:31:54

that five was good, six was not as

1:31:56

good as five. So where do we

1:31:58

put now seven? That was our...

1:32:01

Seven has for me like real emotional

1:32:03

weight because of the... Honestly because of the death of

1:32:05

Paul Walker. So like I feel

1:32:07

like I loved this movie.

1:32:10

I still like Five as

1:32:12

a straight action movie. Yeah. Because

1:32:14

I think the... The

1:32:16

heist of the safe and the driving with

1:32:19

the safe is an amazing

1:32:21

action sequence. But then I would

1:32:24

put this movie and then I would put Six. What

1:32:26

do you guys...

1:32:28

It's hard because I don't remember obviously the

1:32:30

other one. So it's hard. I

1:32:33

know I felt a lot for the other

1:32:36

one. I don't remember

1:32:38

which one it was. But the one we saw in the theater I think

1:32:40

we all saw together.

1:32:42

I loved whichever one that was. This

1:32:47

one... This

1:32:50

one what I really took away from it

1:32:52

this time was I felt the...

1:32:55

I felt this

1:32:58

idea of family and friendship much

1:33:01

more. And yeah

1:33:04

the Paul Walker stuff was... It does

1:33:06

add a whole other layer. I

1:33:09

cried so hard at the end of the movie.

1:33:12

So I guess this is my favorite

1:33:14

of the ones I haven't seen. I

1:33:16

don't remember. And so tomorrow morning when you wake up

1:33:18

and it is gone from your memory. And

1:33:21

then at that point I don't know where they'll

1:33:23

all land. I don't remember

1:33:26

any of them. It'll be hard to really

1:33:28

figure that list out.

1:33:30

I think I like this one the most. Maybe

1:33:33

it's the least cohesive movie

1:33:35

of the last three. But

1:33:38

the airplane thing and

1:33:40

the

1:33:41

buildings in Dubai. All that stuff

1:33:43

is so incredible

1:33:45

and carousel. I don't know. I think I like

1:33:47

this one the most. I would say that

1:33:50

the reason why Five always holds up highest

1:33:52

is because it was like, Oh, it's awesome now. Like

1:33:55

things switched. So you can never

1:33:57

reclaim that because it was already like...

1:33:59

So I would say this is like five

1:34:02

and seven are I think definitely the best

1:34:04

two. But this one I think yeah, the emotional

1:34:06

weight. Yeah.

1:34:07

And I do wish I had seen this in a movie theater.

1:34:10

I think that was a big mistake.

1:34:12

Yeah. Huge, huge,

1:34:14

huge mistake. I

1:34:16

would like to pitch something out to you guys because

1:34:18

we don't know how long we have to wait until eight. And I feel like people have

1:34:21

asked us to kind of review other ones. I

1:34:24

feel like it would be really fun if we

1:34:26

all went to Universal Studios and just

1:34:28

watched the movie, they have a new ride

1:34:31

at Universal Studios, which is the Fast

1:34:33

and Furious ride where they're all in it. The

1:34:35

Rock, Vin D's, Michelle

1:34:38

Rodriguez, they shot a whole thing and

1:34:40

you're a part

1:34:40

of a chase scene and a plot. It's a great ride.

1:34:43

Is it good? It's great. Oh

1:34:45

wow. You see, does it connect the movies? Oh wait, no. I'm thinking

1:34:47

of the... Simpsons. Transformers.

1:34:50

Simpsons

1:34:50

ride's great. Love the

1:34:53

Simpsons ride. They opened it. It's fairly

1:34:55

new. I feel like at one point maybe we should all

1:34:57

ride that and then come back and dissect that.

1:35:00

Great. Or go to Tokyo Drift, which I don't know. People

1:35:02

say Tokyo Drift is interesting, but I don't know if I can

1:35:04

go back. I haven't seen that one. I haven't seen it either.

1:35:07

People? Are you interested in that? Thank

1:35:09

you. All right. We will see this

1:35:11

crew again definitely

1:35:13

by Fast and Furious 8. Anything

1:35:16

that you'd all like to plug?

1:35:18

Jason, are you on Twitter? I

1:35:20

am not on Twitter, comma,

1:35:23

guys.

1:35:26

Other than that, yeah.

1:35:29

Well, Adam and I are in a movie called Sleeping with Other People

1:35:32

that comes out September 11th. Never

1:35:35

forget. That

1:35:38

the movie comes out that day. That

1:35:44

I would love if everybody saw. Yeah.

1:35:46

I am on Grace

1:35:49

and Frankie, which is streaming on Netflix. You can

1:35:51

watch. Still

1:35:52

there. Yeah.

1:35:56

Same thing. Jason

1:35:58

is great. in this movie. I

1:36:01

can't wait to see it. As is Adam with a pencil

1:36:03

thin mustache. With a mustache. Comes

1:36:06

out September 11th, never forget that

1:36:09

the movie comes out on September

1:36:11

11th. You

1:36:14

can check out Crash Test, which is a special I did on a

1:36:16

glass bus with Rob Hubel on Vimeo

1:36:18

right now.

1:36:19

And then Jason, June

1:36:21

and I are all in the upcoming season of the league on

1:36:24

FXX. Yeah. The

1:36:29

poor man's version of FXX. All

1:36:31

right, big thank you to Nate Kiley,

1:36:34

who does our research. Avril Halle who pulls together

1:36:36

all these amazing clips. Everybody here at Ear Wolf's,

1:36:38

Cody up in the booth. Alec up in the booth. Thank

1:36:40

you guys so much. Your amazing audience,

1:36:43

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