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right, Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1.

3:00

Part 1. I saw it. Thank God. I

3:02

done did it. I was a man alone

3:05

in a theater with other

3:07

people. I was a man. I think I was the

3:09

only person there that did not have a piece of

3:11

Hello Kitty paraphernalia, at least the theater that I saw

3:14

in an empty theater. I saw it

3:16

with a couple of women in there, and there

3:18

was one older woman probably in her 40s at

3:20

the art glide, and when they announced, when they

3:22

made the theater announcements, the usher said, and

3:25

just so you guys know, there's a scene at the end

3:27

for the credits, so don't leave if you want to see

3:29

it. And then someone goes, thank you

3:31

so much for telling us. It's

3:35

so funny because I just

3:38

am amazed that people are still going to see this.

3:40

I mean, we waited a long time to talk about

3:42

it, but the theater still has people inside of it,

3:45

this movie. Some people just, you know, they get around

3:47

to it. I guess. They weren't that fired up for

3:50

it, but it is a... Well, this was a cultural

3:52

phenomenon. I think a lot of people are

3:54

seeing it twice, too. Yeah, and this is a movie that was

3:56

like number one for many weeks.

3:58

Yeah, it's a huge event. I

4:00

sense the fidgetiness amongst people though,

4:02

but it's been my own because

4:04

it Moves

4:06

it a snail's pace and why put

4:08

it up into two movies because not you

4:11

don't have enough happening Yeah, it's why

4:13

I'll tell you what for the two

4:15

Harry Potter's no There's not enough no,

4:17

it's because we've waited so long

4:20

To see the two of them get together That

4:23

I think there's supposed to be

4:25

a big deal that they have

4:27

that we've waited movies. We We

4:29

we who who is this me

4:31

are you the twi-hards? Do you

4:33

read them? I don't read the books. I've only

4:35

seen the movies Like

4:39

to read I've that way about everything whenever somebody's

4:41

like you read the book no I Listen,

4:44

I hear it's gonna be a movie. I'm like

4:46

don't have to read that one I listen to

4:48

the books on tape of Twilight which are who

4:51

reads that who's some random girl reads them and

4:53

they are So

4:55

horribly written it is shocking

4:58

The books are the first book is written in

5:00

the first person. It's written in

5:02

fella. Yeah, it's Mental

5:04

you are listening to it like it

5:07

is it's so terrible. It's garbage All right. Well, I

5:09

want to talk about Bella the movie opens Oh my

5:11

boy, but it sounds like at least in the book.

5:13

She has some thoughts and ideas No,

5:16

barely herself through words. Yes, and they

5:18

know yes, and she's narrating the entire

5:20

thing Well, but I want her

5:22

narration the movie opens with her narration And it

5:24

feels like someone reading in front of a class

5:26

like a book report that they're not they're embarrassed

5:29

by yeah Here I am

5:31

talking. I think what is that? She doesn't

5:33

seem to ever commit to any of it

5:35

No, it seems like she's acting from with

5:37

outside that like she thinks the Twilight movies

5:39

are job They're embarrassed by these comments again

5:42

as she does it like well, okay. I'll

5:44

do things to do She

5:46

just a poor girl has no Motivation

5:49

whatsoever things she has so few

5:51

lines of dialogue It's you

5:53

when you are. When it's when there's one or more

5:55

people in a scene with her She has she doesn't

5:58

speak People are just like Bella thinks this. The

6:00

one who read bella does is below did

6:02

that. but it's like there is no no,

6:04

no agency and I just go barefoot. That's

6:06

why we had served big. So is it.

6:09

I've been trying on his shoes or three

6:11

days ago. I just can't get it. Oh

6:13

and to the i'm hopeless assess have please

6:15

tell me to I was I hear a

6:17

hopeless for eternity. Ah, I wish somebody would

6:20

take care of me forever if I don't

6:22

need to make decisions. Oh wait, my immortal

6:24

husband will are married at eighteen, so if

6:26

you don't know what the movies about, basically

6:28

Abella and Jacob are getting. Married or

6:30

wing of of month Bill and Jake

6:33

outside. Marriage

6:36

didn't last. All the people that tear

6:38

gas see our aim. Edward we all

6:40

want Allah and Jacob the I don't.

6:43

You. Don't want. To me

6:45

assists of them. Like an interloper

6:47

from day one. front of them. Alive

6:50

is not a terrorist or out. This is

6:52

a those character like that It romeo and

6:55

Juliet A guy says their. Work

6:57

out of fucking jumping on it's register as

6:59

a sort of fight over put it on

7:01

it but at the same time he has

7:03

a John Leguizamo character and from the remnants

7:05

of. Ah but the

7:08

every of use jealousy ago but then

7:10

like Edward brings Jacob to the wedding

7:12

because dig a bunch of to the

7:14

south sets as again marry the. A

7:16

while as I love in the first, Jake assert his

7:19

off in the first. Five By his time he

7:21

saw his Myriam inspired seconds when it started when

7:23

he comes over has the perceived as him coming

7:25

out of it has way to sort of oh

7:27

wow and read I know. What's weird about

7:29

that? see reading. And lawyer Ossify. He.

7:31

Takes it off as is turning into a

7:33

wells yes but then later in the movie

7:36

like there's just a smooth transition from him

7:38

to. What I want all that is

7:40

never made said on the entire run.

7:42

Every toiletries directed by different person is

7:44

is like well in my world of

7:46

twilight they don't have to take their

7:48

clothes off first it's a to do

7:50

and and with the close always explode

7:52

exit when they drove over but then

7:54

take have come out it was constantly

7:56

doing laundry sonos I might make certain

7:58

right next to the incredible. He

8:00

in the whole go to the same armor

8:02

I think the don't know what is at

8:04

home would is full of like little clothing.

8:07

Drop out of that are you go wherever

8:09

you are. Oh yes because he turns into

8:11

a wolf. he's a human turns into a

8:13

wolf. the dirt back into human any as

8:15

a two different outfits. Ah yes he's either

8:17

stopped at home before he ever leaving shirts

8:19

by in Iraq and if he's a much

8:22

easier to ccc be dead by now. Yeah

8:24

he should have lasted this long. The rest

8:26

of the story is between. Yeah yeah because

8:28

it because it could be his relatives. That

8:30

want to kill Bella if he turns into

8:32

a vampire doesn't have to be here, right

8:34

specific? Sick of as one expression? And.

8:36

It's is kind of. I don't know how

8:39

you would want divided sort of like. It's.

8:41

Somber as irritated.

8:43

And it's like I would describe it as.

8:46

He's. He's he thinks he

8:48

heard somebody say something nasty

8:50

about him. And he's making the

8:52

paper says wouldn't to say. Are

8:55

already making a conscious decision? His head

8:57

or in his head is running over

8:59

and over again. You're an adult, he

9:01

wanted to her her and you're an

9:03

adult man playing as a wolf the

9:05

turns adult man is a wolf said

9:08

shifter because when he shows up at

9:10

the beginning at the wedding yes is

9:12

already like really why I assume scene

9:14

of this movie Act One is a

9:16

wedding will vote this the I me

9:18

as a provider to deer hunt arms

9:20

as the Dear Hunter all over again.

9:22

It's a long wedding service for hello

9:24

hi hey. Nightmares, Violence of any

9:26

eventual. So eventually I open next movie

9:28

of having good feels like three hours

9:31

later. You're all the movies. All these

9:33

all these movies though to that I've

9:35

seen. Because it is like. Something.

9:37

Big is gonna happen. Something Big is going

9:39

to have a twelve. That thing happens. we're

9:41

going to be in trouble and then nothing happens

9:44

in they solve it it's over but of a

9:46

the whole movie as i just eggs for the

9:48

entire movie just regards eggs yeah the music just

9:50

never lets up to be i ever have every

9:52

day basis and when it's a happy moment the

9:54

views it has to dance around and be happy

9:57

to get just be quiet for a look at

9:59

never quiet and you're talking about this before

10:01

we started taping but her dad the

10:03

tom to scare it clone he's not my

10:05

god everybody looked at like that billy berg

10:07

as tom scare it he like

10:09

they all go to this wedding how

10:11

do they not know these people are

10:14

fucking vampires that's what i couldn't figure

10:16

out that the does nobody know their

10:18

vampires is clearly a group of people

10:20

at this wedding those crayon blonde ones

10:22

show up with the crazy russians dressed

10:24

from the fucking nineteen hundred their eyes

10:26

are pat eyes they're not even human

10:28

eyes i was like what do you

10:30

think my right now where they move

10:32

rapidly had crazy way but

10:34

i think i think the wedding that you jump up into trees that's

10:37

ok that karen is not a good thing they

10:39

have several reaction shots of of the guys

10:41

and you know the real high school students

10:43

like looking at the ladies and i think

10:45

the idea is like they're so beautiful all

10:47

the colon and there's one of the many

10:49

other family are so gorgeous we're willing to

10:52

offer their saying that all that male

10:54

models are vampire okay i think the

10:56

empire's only turned beautiful people in the

10:58

vampire talk but also i

11:00

want to talk about the one guy the one close-up that

11:02

made me laugh so hard they cut to

11:04

bellows walking down the aisle just

11:07

like kind of a heavy overweight

11:09

asian man with the beard who you don't

11:11

like who's never been a static who's that

11:13

guy that i deserve the close-up i don't

11:16

know what that is like oh yeah yeah

11:18

he's invited this guy you would think it'd

11:20

be a small little ceremony because the vampires

11:22

don't want their presence to be known well

11:25

here's the thing that they struggle with the day

11:28

with the with the dad or so

11:30

maybe well i did want that question

11:32

answered the like what what is the latest

11:34

plan of their family because at some point

11:36

they're not going to age yeah

11:38

well she's got to tell them okay

11:40

so did you eventually tell them i have a right to

11:42

the bottom of the book i don't know

11:44

i don't know what their daughter that projects

11:46

they're going to know really they're all the

11:48

remains beautiful in the books both of her

11:51

parents are wildly absent like our

11:53

mother is never around because she's she

11:55

remarried a professional baseball player and travel

11:57

all over the place and her father

11:59

is so like a

12:01

depressed sheriff. Why do

12:04

you think they decided to go all family values

12:06

and have them around all the time because that

12:08

explains a lot of her behavior if she has

12:10

no parents. In the earlier movies she is very

12:13

much on her own and it is very she

12:15

like takes care of her dad he's

12:17

very unaware of what's going on around her

12:20

or with her. He's too busy being sheriff or

12:22

whatever. Because he's too busy just kind of he's

12:24

I feel like people are dying in this town

12:26

for being attacked by werewolves and vampires. That's the

12:29

thing they're not really. They're not like

12:31

the bad ones? It's like it's

12:33

a weird that what's weird about it

12:35

I feel like the Twilight series attempts

12:37

to do something that is like really

12:39

bizarre which is use these vampires and

12:41

these werewolves to foster a Romeo and

12:43

Juliet or a kind of classic teen

12:45

romance story because in the beginning there's

12:48

like the threats come from way outside

12:50

like the the Cullens and the werewolves have

12:52

a treaty that they'll hurt nobody in town

12:55

and blah blah blah blah blah and it's

12:57

not until some random interloper vamp bad guy

12:59

vampire shows up that they're like oh wait

13:01

we gotta get rid of this vampire. That's

13:03

like the Michael Sheen vampire. Yeah which

13:07

who doesn't have anything to do in this movie? No

13:09

apparently there's something at the end of the movie

13:11

which I did not see. You didn't say for the

13:13

end credits? It's not even the

13:15

end end. They like are hedging their

13:17

bets now. Just after the credits

13:19

that should have been at the beginning of the movie

13:21

that they have to show twice. No wonder no one

13:24

got up. Contractionally with the director's guild, the writer's guild,

13:26

the actors guild. Oh really? Yeah all those credit you

13:28

know when they don't have an opening title sequence you

13:30

see all those names twice at the end. Oh okay

13:33

because you gotta do it. Because you got to

13:35

get it in there twice. Wow. Yeah. I didn't

13:37

know that. Yeah and that's why there's a lot

13:39

of times they'll be a very creative I was

13:41

just watching Sherlock Holmes on the plane back from

13:43

Florida and the end

13:45

title sequence. Yeah the

13:47

second one's on a plane already. No the

13:49

end title sequence is really kind of cool

13:51

but it looks like an opening title sequence

13:54

because it shows each character next to their

13:56

name. Oh okay. You know and it's a

13:58

really cool sequence. Like I... The

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14:02

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very first shot is this weird shot where,

17:11

not the very first shot, but pretty early

17:13

on where the camera's like panning over the

17:15

roof of what is the house, I guess,

17:17

where Jacob lives. Yeah. But

17:20

on the roof, there's a, you see a dumbbell sitting

17:22

there or like a little barbell or whatever. It's

17:25

raining. I was like, I was like, these guys

17:27

are so buff that they have to work out.

17:29

If I happen to be on the roof, I

17:31

want to have something there. And by

17:33

the way, from what I understand, the premise of

17:36

the movie is these werewolves need to live

17:38

in the Pacific Northwest because it's not

17:40

sunny there. The vampires. The

17:42

vampires. Yeah. The vampires. But,

17:44

but, oh yes. But they go to

17:46

Brazil on every case. They go up to Brazil

17:49

on a vacation where they are not protecting themselves

17:51

from sun. That's the craziest part. These vampires have

17:53

no issue with sunlight. Well, they don't really. That's

17:55

one of the things they don't even have sparkles

17:57

in this movie. consistent

18:00

he's not sparkled up which is usually my

18:02

favorite. I think people really revolted against the

18:04

sparkles. I love the sparkles. I

18:07

love the sparkles. Really? What did you like about them?

18:10

Well they look like they had diamond skin for

18:12

a little while. Yeah I

18:14

love it. I got to say

18:16

in the other two I think it was

18:18

in the second movie they made Edward a

18:20

little too pale. In this one his makeup was

18:23

bad. He's pretty pale in this one. He's pretty

18:25

pale in this one but like is it in the

18:27

last one he looked like he had like kabuki makeup

18:30

on. He looked like a white mask on.

18:32

Her mother's just like I'm so proud you're

18:34

so beautiful and and you have

18:36

you have nothing you have nothing. Why

18:38

are you getting married? Eighteen years old.

18:40

Everybody's like nobody is being like is

18:42

this weird or not? No. No everybody's

18:44

like a hundred percent on board for

18:47

an eighteen year old getting married. And

18:49

married a super pale dude who has

18:51

super pale running through his family and

18:53

friends and the mother even looks

18:55

at the thing on the wall and she goes oh

18:57

isn't this cute all their graduation caps. So

18:59

like that's a joke because they

19:02

went to high school so many times. Which

19:04

by the way why would the Cullens keep those

19:06

caps? Whoa that's what I'm saying

19:08

that's a clear indicator on the wall that

19:11

they graduated over and over and over again.

19:13

Why would they even bother going to school?

19:15

But also but also the fact that the

19:17

mother's onto it and does not put it

19:19

together like that's weird. Why would you have

19:22

fifty graduation caps? How many child brides does he have?

19:24

Yeah. And see like wouldn't it be great if in

19:26

the next chapter it turns out he's been full of

19:28

shit the whole time. Oh my god that'd be amazing.

19:30

He says a bunch of eighteen year old girls. I

19:32

really was like and there's something very unsettling about the

19:34

fact that one of the reasons I feel like they

19:37

get married is so that they can have sex. Oh

19:39

that's the whole thing. That's the only thing.

19:41

And that's the whole reason. Mental. Yeah. That's

19:43

the craziest weirdest. Well it's the way to do it.

19:46

It is the way to do it. Yeah. I can

19:48

speak to that. Oh is that why you guys got

19:50

married. Yeah. And we'll eventually have sex one of these

19:52

days. I also thought it would be oddly offensive like

19:54

at one point. You consummate on the ten year anniversary.

19:57

That's what I was told. Yeah. You

20:00

go to second base on five years and

20:02

then third base on eight and then you had a home run

20:04

all the way on ten years. The

20:07

father at one point goes, hey, you

20:09

want some champagne to like the Native

20:11

American pay-drag. He goes, oh, sparkling

20:14

fire water? Sure. Sparkling

20:16

fire water. Sparkling fire water. What?

20:19

What? That was the craziest. That's

20:22

like the most racist thing like in a John

20:24

Wayne movie. Like that was made this year. Sparkling

20:27

fire water? It's bizarre. All the things they

20:29

say, I kept thinking this is like a

20:32

fever dream or a David Lynch movie. Well,

20:34

then they had one. They were like a

20:36

De Palma movie where eventually shit's going to

20:38

start to go down. Well, when Jacob's running

20:40

through the wilderness and he's having like a

20:43

fever dream, crazy faces

20:46

are appearing to him and blood is appearing. That's

20:48

where I was like, this is like some Cronenberg

20:50

shit right here. This is crazy. Well, even when

20:53

they had that flashback where she's like envisioning her

20:55

wedding and then she's on a pile of

20:57

dead bodies and it's like, oh, this is

20:59

going to be cool. And then

21:01

let's ask June which wedding dress was better, the

21:03

one in her dream or the one? I actually

21:05

have a lot to say about the wedding dress.

21:08

I feel like, no, I do because I loved

21:10

the second one, the real one so much. And

21:12

I thought it was such a great choice to

21:14

have her. With the backless, the lace down to

21:16

the crack. But it was sexy, but it

21:18

was also really modest. Like the

21:20

first one seemed just like, you

21:23

know, like I think girls were wearing a

21:25

lot of like halter wedding dresses and stuff

21:27

like that. Like I actually thought the wedding

21:29

dress was beautiful and tasteful. What did

21:32

you think about her lingerie? Her

21:34

honeymoon sexy lingerie? She had some great outfits. Yeah.

21:37

Well, they got it. That made me really uncomfortable

21:39

when she was like trying to sex it up too.

21:41

When she had the black. Why does she have a

21:43

good outfit? That was really uncomfortable. The

21:46

message to women from these movies is a

21:48

horrible romance. Horrifying. She has no

21:50

agency. She

21:53

has to beg to have sex on her honeymoon.

21:55

Right because she denies her sex. And

21:58

she also, when he's pointing out to her. The

22:00

bruises that he's causing by having

22:02

sex with her, she's like an

22:05

abused wife who just, you know,

22:07

just wants to pretend that, you know, everything

22:10

else is good. is that women have

22:12

an innate fear of men. So when they're with

22:14

a man who knows they can hurt the

22:16

woman, like he knows he can hurt

22:18

her and she knows he knows that. Really? Yeah,

22:22

and that is exciting because she also

22:24

feels protected but wanted. It's like a roller coaster of

22:26

sex. Like the craziest, yeah. Because he broke that bed when

22:28

they had sex. Absolutely, like

22:30

a man who's a monster but

22:33

is trying to, like, it's a total female fantasy. I

22:35

get that, but see, that I

22:37

have no problem with. But she

22:39

doesn't exhibit any of that. I

22:42

totally disagree. Like I feel like her

22:44

saying I wanna go through this, I

22:46

wanna become a monster for you. She's

22:48

in fact said, she's told by the

22:50

man, like in a very patriarchal way,

22:52

no, you don't get what you want.

22:55

No, I decide for you. Because she won't have sex

22:57

with her? Yeah, we're gonna play chess. We're gonna play

22:59

chess. Instead of having more violent sex. And he keeps

23:01

trying to go after him and he keeps shutting her

23:03

down. But in the world that we

23:05

live in, it's the women that are

23:07

always the sexualized objects. We're the

23:09

ones that are wanted. So to turn it

23:12

on its head, like it's a complete female

23:14

fantasy. I actually don't think it's, there are

23:16

other reasons why it's offensive to women. And

23:19

it's funny though that they didn't show, or

23:22

not funny, but it's typical that they don't

23:24

show really the moment when he causes the

23:26

bruises on her, right? Because they don't show

23:28

like the, if it's nice sex except for

23:30

when he crushes the end of the bedpost

23:32

and even that sort of like, well, if

23:34

he could just crush something nearby and make

23:36

love to his lady, he's good to go.

23:38

Well, I mean, also I felt really uncomfortable

23:40

watching the sex scenes because I feel like

23:42

they are like in high school

23:44

and they're viewed as being in high school,

23:46

like, this is like much for me. This

23:49

movie is a tween movie. It was

23:51

my, yeah, it was definitely my high

23:53

school prom experience turned into a movie.

23:55

I wrecked that bed. It was so

23:57

weird. The first, the first. Is

24:00

so like baptismal it's like the two of

24:02

them in the water in

24:04

the water together Yeah, but then

24:07

also if you're a kid if you're like an 11

24:09

year old girl seeing this movie Like you don't really

24:11

get to see the act them actually fuck it

24:13

super crazy soft core Yeah, well, yeah,

24:15

but you you just know you even walking

24:17

her side boob It's

24:20

like being polite and keeping her from

24:23

the camera I

24:25

love it. I know the exact way exactly the right

24:27

way Cuz

24:29

I was about to see some tips let's do

24:31

this and she's I think they're both the kind

24:33

of actors that if given their druthers They would

24:35

just be naked. I don't think either of them

24:37

are worried about that at all It's just to

24:40

get the rating, but she's so uncomfortable I mean,

24:42

then she's putting on that lingerie for the first

24:44

time that that like her trying to pull the

24:46

where she's like brushing her Teeth like really that's

24:48

what it comes down This

24:50

guy might be like what's your breath? Did you?

24:53

What you do is a sparkling firewater is disgusting

24:55

I Like

24:58

her I like that. She's trying to pick out something

25:00

to wear and then she goes to herself. Don't be

25:02

a coward Yeah, come on.

25:04

Be brave. Don't be brave. I will

25:06

show that vampire how sexy you are

25:09

Yeah, but she's also afraid that like she's not

25:12

perfect. Well, he's good enough for peace He does

25:14

get to choose between pretty much everyone. Yeah, he's

25:16

immortal so he could he could wait it out

25:18

with any girl But he did say he goes

25:21

like he did say to her and I was

25:23

a little confused He's like do you want to

25:25

go swimming? She's like, yeah, can you give me a

25:28

human minute? And then that's when she's

25:30

like, I didn't know they were gonna have sex like right

25:32

away like that He I didn't know he like go like

25:34

she's staring at the bad life Preparing

25:37

for sex and not preparing for going for a

25:39

swim. Yeah, that's Over

25:43

a swim I'll need to freshen up That's

25:46

my concern was because you didn't have all

25:48

that seawater all over Yeah,

25:50

by the way, I don't think the first time you have

25:52

sex should be in salt water. No A

25:56

lot of the yeah, by the way, she looks great playing

25:58

chess though Everything

26:01

with a place has he looks go over

26:03

that is a lot of sees very the

26:05

line is in a different devices that different

26:07

sorts. Bottom line are at the time they

26:09

played says i'm and then and then select

26:11

they have the sex and they and then

26:13

she's like she puts together after eating chicken

26:15

that she thinks is bad. That. She

26:17

missed her period. She's. Mr Period.

26:19

they didn't their fourteen Dave from an ordinary

26:21

vs I was you don't know into a

26:23

tell you that it seems like maybe like

26:25

two days of nests. And. As yeah

26:27

because it's like really, they played. By.

26:30

Three, Just games over forty days like

26:32

this one. Bad Six One was rather

26:34

twice in my twice As you get

26:37

on top of them, that oleaginous retire

26:39

makes this happens. As you're interested in

26:41

talking about anything other than the fact

26:43

that amount has a senate yeah are

26:45

like he's gonna like change our like

26:48

there's no other Dust is no other

26:50

moment. Miles on Nexus. Any said, we're

26:52

taught Mrs a good forty five minutes

26:54

of the movie. oh he only wedding

26:56

and honeymoon so far as all that

26:58

as apo incredible how little happened yet.

27:00

Oh it's sorta mean that how much

27:02

is just like almost musical montage, the

27:04

equivalent of everything's a musical. Modest to

27:06

find that she's pregnant, she looks at

27:08

herself or she's a I think I

27:10

you know I missed a period in

27:12

that she looks in her the mirrors

27:14

that. Oh. My. God. Can. This

27:16

be happening in her stomach is totally flat.

27:18

yes it's is a touchy get lives if

27:21

she's got like allow allow my ah the

27:23

bumpers here would have been tainted amp Lj

27:25

as he says immediately complaining about how it's

27:27

kids are getting. yes. Well. It's

27:29

like wow, Finally, dismiss any is moving

27:31

too fast and like they were not

27:33

for a few lights the Aussies several

27:36

months pregnant visible in the morning and

27:38

then and then and then to. That's

27:40

what Dampers do I guess. I. with

27:43

a human host well i mean that we

27:45

don't know of empires the because even with

27:47

jacob is good but when i was confused

27:49

about this he google like vampire baby i

27:51

like the computer like it's like as a

27:53

as eating talented i was given to them

27:55

but it's rope we should start tracking but

27:57

when you google what's going on like scathing

28:00

Ugh, vampire babies, they just like going through all

28:02

the Google pages looking for what that means. Yeah,

28:04

it's not the same as like someone like fishing out

28:06

an old book and like turning the pages with dust

28:08

coming out of it. Yeah. Like it

28:10

doesn't, yeah. I was terribly confused at the

28:12

wedding when, this is like the kind of

28:14

thing that never comes up at any wedding

28:17

ever, is the someone accusing the groom of

28:19

his sexual murder of the bride. Yeah. Oh.

28:23

How bizarre is that when Jacob's just like, oh, you're going to, oh,

28:25

are you kidding me? You guys are going to have a honeymoon? Like

28:28

they're getting married, he thought, oh, that's just a

28:30

ceremony. No, what he thought was, this is what

28:32

he thought. He thought he was

28:34

going to turn her. He was going to

28:36

turn Bella into a vampire and

28:39

then have sex with her because then they could have sex. And

28:41

she didn't want to do that. But then they imply to

28:43

him that they're going to have sex because she's still a

28:45

human. Like while you're still a human. Because she didn't want

28:47

to rise around in pain on her honeymoon. Yeah,

28:49

because turning into a vampire is a very

28:51

painful process. Yeah, because he's not ready for

28:53

it. So he wants to get a regular fuck on first. No,

28:56

meanwhile, for me, I would rather just get turned

28:59

and then go on the vacation. Why would Jacob

29:01

know or have an opinion one way or the

29:03

other about the order in which they're going to

29:05

do it? Like he just kind of steps up

29:08

and he's like, you're going to kill her. Yeah.

29:10

Your dick is going to kill her. And

29:12

I'm doing it with so much more emotion than

29:15

he did. Oh, by the way, so much more.

29:17

He's like, fuck this. And a better voice. Fuck

29:19

this. You're going to kill her. I'm getting

29:21

out of here. What are you going to do? Oh,

29:25

we all talk about the wedding speeches

29:27

where everybody at the wedding gets up

29:29

to give a toast. Including the groom.

29:31

Yeah. And big laughs

29:33

from the grimace crew in any movie ever.

29:35

They're all like laughing it up like, this

29:37

is a really fun wedding. Like

29:39

the father goes, I'm a police officer and I

29:41

can shoot you if I want to be like,

29:44

ha ha ha. But he's delivering it not as

29:46

a joke. The mother is just inexplicably singing a

29:48

lullaby. I like that. It was so weird. That

29:51

was like Herman Cain singing to Barbara Walters

29:53

the other night. I didn't see that. That's

29:55

crazy. Yeah. And her fascinating people special. He

29:57

just starts like, I don't know how they came up with that. Get

30:00

into it like a saw the clip. But. He just

30:02

starts singing to her or one on

30:04

one interview what is he saying She

30:06

some thing I think it's of the

30:08

game makes up on the spot as

30:10

having their arrival. Ah I gotta say

30:12

the citing moment for me I think

30:14

the person walks out on a unscathed.

30:16

Is. Anna Kendrick. I thought she was actually

30:18

really funny. I laughed at her. She's actually

30:21

really funny. Bring some real actor commitment to

30:23

her little kinda tossed aside role. It's funny

30:25

because he got her seat of their what's

30:27

going On right? Yeah when you see or

30:29

in comparison every bit as a ah. That's

30:32

a relief there's someone like having. Yeah, her

30:34

character is like she's game. they're getting married

30:36

his she's pregnant like Abby are cynical about

30:38

it like us is not that that's why.

30:40

Yes yes I got sick of more like

30:42

people that have some life to them in

30:44

this movie. they're all de salud mirror for

30:46

she goes back she's pregnant but she's sick

30:48

and that you know Jacob and Bella have

30:50

the scene where he's trying to convince or

30:52

is essentially a debate about abortion for the

30:54

person's the oh yeah that's all they did

30:57

the fetus as dig following us on twitter

30:59

said it's to feel good abortion movie of

31:01

all at. A season but it adds it's.

31:03

yes, all About this city has as Davis

31:05

had she not she wants to have the

31:07

spin on it and I'm. At. A tall and

31:09

some other vampires are calling the baby a baby.

31:11

and other things he does is make all a

31:13

day and and ah thing to at one point

31:16

is like saying which he starts to realize yeah.

31:18

This is Not. As human. Guys.

31:20

Are some heavy shit though. They're I don't

31:23

understand. I still don't get the imprinting things

31:25

and you'd swear without realizing I wrote that

31:27

imprinting and I was confused about impressing. This.

31:29

Is the best exclusion I could get.

31:32

I found out as a killer lardner

31:34

again. explaining. Imprinting. it

31:36

was really was because first step

31:38

to nail down of what is

31:40

imprinting to what exactly is it

31:42

on and so to completely understand

31:45

him and he was helpful because

31:47

we're stephanie meyer on sat with

31:49

us to trust me we have

31:51

several conversations about it for your

31:53

once i hit the nail down

31:55

then it was wasn't as effective

31:57

like we what would you do

31:59

when you Imprint on someone. Yeah.

32:02

Because they literally said, all right, Taylor, there's an

32:04

X on a wall. You're going

32:06

to walk in the room and imprint on

32:08

the X. So it

32:10

was, that was confusing as well. So it

32:12

was challenging on the day, but I'm so

32:14

beyond happy with the outcome. What

32:17

is he doing? What is he doing?

32:19

I don't know. I think what I got from it. Is

32:21

that in the next movie? Is that the imprint there? Yeah.

32:24

Well, no, he imprints in this movie at

32:26

the very end. He imprints her daughter.

32:28

No, he starts crying. He imprints

32:30

Stella's daughter on himself.

32:33

So what does that mean? Because that means that

32:35

he will, once you imprint someone

32:38

or thing on you, you will always

32:40

love them. You will always protect them.

32:42

They will never be harmed. And none of

32:45

the other, none of the other, so you

32:47

can imprint like a brother and a sister,

32:49

but you can also imprint the lover too.

32:51

Yes. All the people, it comes up in

32:53

the conversation with the walls. They say imprinting

32:55

a million times and they never explain what

32:57

it actually is. Yeah. With

32:59

the wolves, it's a conversation about having a boyfriend

33:01

basically. Remember that Jacob,

33:03

the little shape shifter guy and

33:05

Leah, the girl who are all

33:08

the single wolves are looking over

33:10

at the wolves who are boyfriend

33:12

and girlfriend and they're saying, they've

33:14

imprinted, don't you want to imprint?

33:17

And the poor girl Leah is

33:19

basically like, I'm

33:21

lonely. I want a boyfriend

33:24

because every woman in this movie needs to have

33:26

a man define her. And she's

33:28

just kind of like hanging around being like, why don't you imprint on me?

33:31

It's more fun when you're imprinted. And

33:34

so it's basically like- It's like going steady. It's

33:36

literally going out. So he's going steady with

33:39

a baby, with Bella's baby. Basically

33:41

the baby is his soulmate. Because wolves

33:43

are immortal also? I don't

33:45

know. Or do they die like wolves? I don't know

33:47

about that. Wolves can get killed. But so he's going

33:49

to wait around until he's old and hope that he

33:52

can get- No, I don't think he's

33:54

going to- I think he's just imprinting his

33:56

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35:22

we talk about the fucking best scene

35:24

in the whole movie? The Wolf

35:28

Senate meeting that they have where Jacob turns

35:30

into a wolf, they all run to a

35:32

lumber yard. Wait, this is awesome. But

35:37

Jacob has just found out that

35:39

Bella is pregnant with the baby.

35:42

And the wolves need to kill her now because...

35:44

So he tells all the wolves and

35:47

they're all like, we need to kill her. And then he's like,

35:49

wait, what? No, I'm not doing that. So then

35:51

those guys are the bad guys. Yeah. But the

35:54

only reason they're going to kill Bella is because

35:56

of what Jacob told them. Jacob

35:58

should have kept the stupid mouth shut. Why

36:00

couldn't they just stay in Rio? Why

36:03

just come over there? Well, they

36:05

needed to come back to that little doctor's office

36:07

in their house. Because Mr. Cullen is

36:09

a doctor. You get the

36:11

impression that, by

36:14

the way, they were never in Rio. That Edward

36:16

even hooked up all over the world. You know

36:18

what I mean? He was just like, he could

36:20

go anywhere and he knows people. Well,

36:22

that was the best thing. I feel like either they

36:24

went to Rio for the biggest waste of all the

36:26

money in the world, or they were never there. Because

36:28

I feel like the sure sign to show that you're

36:30

never in Rio is this circle. They have a helicopter

36:32

shot. The Jesus statue. The Jesus statue. We're in

36:34

Rio for two seconds. It's in Fast Five. There

36:38

are a lot of aerial shots in this movie.

36:40

I feel like every establishing shot is a

36:42

huge, like, overhead shot of trees. Yeah, it

36:44

all has to be very sweeping and big to

36:46

make up for how it's an amazing story. There's

36:49

usually nothing to happen. This is what happens. I

36:51

mean, if you wanted to compact the movie, it's

36:53

like, she gets married, uneventful marriage. Honeymoon,

36:57

slightly uneventful until she finds out that she's pregnant. And

37:00

then they're like, worried about this baby. What's

37:02

going to happen? Worrying. They've been like, worrying.

37:04

Worrying for a long time. Then she has the baby.

37:07

That's the movie. I mean, for what? But then, how

37:09

did she have the baby? Well, we're, yeah. We could say

37:11

that, right? You've encouraged people to see the movie. Oh,

37:14

yeah, yeah. They can totally hear about spoilers. We can spoil it

37:16

up. People don't want to see it yet. Can find

37:18

out. They ate the baby out of

37:20

her. Because the

37:22

baby is killing her from the baby. He's just

37:24

a mouth caesarean. A mouth caesarean. And it's, by

37:26

the way, it's body but not

37:28

graphic. It's body but not, has given people, no.

37:32

That scene, though, has given people seizures. I

37:34

had an article here. It says, several instances

37:36

of people saying they've developed seizures during the

37:38

tense birthing scene have been

37:40

reported. The in-theater seizures,

37:42

also known as photosensitive epilepsy,

37:45

as a result of the bright flashing red

37:48

and black-white light during the nerve-wracking

37:50

scene. So people are having fits

37:53

during this movie. But that was,

37:55

I was looking forward to the eating the baby out

37:57

of her belly for a long And

38:00

then the baby's covered in blood which

38:03

then turns on another vampire and

38:05

she's like and they have to like push

38:07

her out of there Yeah, cuz they have

38:09

said yeah suddenly like shit hors d'oeuvres are

38:11

here That's a big part of

38:13

the books I remember is like just Bella's

38:15

blood or Bella like there's an episode in one of

38:17

the books where Bella cuts or so Right at the

38:20

other the other closer across the piano. Yeah. Yeah. Well,

38:22

that's the opening of the second movie, isn't it?

38:25

The birthday party is actually Beautifully shot

38:27

with that's an amazing it is

38:29

it's an amazing between probably the best-looking

38:32

movie I've ever seen The

38:34

two best things though are that the eating

38:36

the baby out of her which is just

38:38

amazing that this is in a kid It's

38:41

just to be clear. You're not saying eating

38:43

the baby out of her like sexually No,

38:45

you're saying using his fangs to rip her

38:47

stomach open pretty sexual. Yeah good-looking people going

38:49

down on her Hey, look

38:51

if I could do that to you

38:53

June I would do it I'll read that And

38:56

what do they do with the doesn't he bite the umbilical

38:58

cord they show that now they never show that Well

39:02

that scene was good, but I still think the best

39:04

scene in the whole movie was the wolf talk

39:07

Scene of CGI wolves in a

39:09

lumberyard arguing with the worst voiceover

39:11

of all time So weird to

39:13

those wolves like the scale of the wolves like

39:16

sometimes they just look like regular Normal

39:19

Cuba goody's you know to come into that scene.

39:22

No you snow dogs get out of here get

39:24

out of this lumbar You know giant people they

39:27

all of a sudden look like oh, these

39:29

are like monsters. Yeah They

39:32

make them crazy what wolves were wolves

39:34

have been crazy big since like Werewolf

39:38

in London. Yeah, I guess they're you know like they

39:40

turn into they turn into actual wolves, but then also

39:42

really big Giant big

39:44

one that says yeah like like a regular-sized wolf

39:46

isn't enough if you saw that wolf running around

39:49

you think that's the fucking weird-ass Wolf you be

39:51

like that's like dinosaur You be like I'm looking

39:53

cute. Yeah, we're probably a dinosaur. Yeah, you're right

39:55

wolves Just look like doggies walking around you know

39:57

so they're too cute for a movie like Well,

40:00

but so that's what it has to

40:02

do with CGI, which then also means

40:04

that could they not find a cute

40:06

baby? Because once they deliver Bella's baby,

40:08

that baby is CGI too. I

40:10

thought there were a couple shots where the baby was

40:12

a baby. I think the last

40:15

shot where the baby's getting imprinted, that

40:17

she was CGI'd. Man, that's CGI in

40:19

this movie. And it's the baby from that

40:21

Ally McBeal thing, the dancing baby. He does

40:23

dance a little diaper. That was fun. Oh

40:27

my gosh. There's only so many talented

40:29

babies. Uh, the uh... That

40:31

baby's... Yeah, the baby from Ally

40:33

McBeal is a vampire. That's why he's still a

40:35

baby. Okay, now... But my question is, is

40:37

that baby a vampire? What is that baby? We

40:39

don't know. Yes, it's... Isn't that what he found out?

40:41

No, the baby is more her than it is. Isn't

40:43

that what he found out in his web research? I

40:45

don't know, because she didn't turn until

40:47

after the baby was delivered. So it's

40:49

a human baby. So a human baby's gonna have

40:51

18-year-old parents. That baby's gonna have some questions in

40:53

a couple years. Like, why isn't my mom and

40:56

dad growing up? The baby is a vampire. Won't

40:58

the baby be a baby forever? No,

41:00

the baby's not a vampire. They grow up to be like a adult. Well,

41:02

the baby could never have been born out of a fetus. Oh,

41:05

really? Or do vampires just

41:08

stay the age you are when you get bit? That's

41:10

what it is. It's like Kristen Dunst in Interview

41:12

with a Vampire. So then if you're born a

41:15

vampire, then what happens? You're never born a vampire.

41:17

You're never born. There are no vampires born. That's

41:19

the whole thing. That's

41:21

why it was a weird thing for these vampires

41:23

to deal with. Because vampires can just blast each

41:26

other like crazy and never get pregnant. That's the

41:28

best part. No condoms. And you

41:30

can just like come all up inside one of

41:32

them lady vampires. But when that baby was

41:34

born, it didn't have vampire eyes. Right.

41:38

No, she's not a vampire. Because he said he

41:40

read the baby's stomach. Jacob's all over the place.

41:42

Edward's able to talk to the baby. He's like,

41:44

hey, this baby's more you than me. So it's

41:47

cool. It's not a bad baby. But

41:49

even if it's a little bit, man, that's bad. But they are never

41:51

more a vampire than humans, supposedly, according to

41:53

these rules. These rules are

41:55

really hard. They're not hard. They're touching guys. Obviously,

41:57

we had problems with this movie. There's

42:00

gonna be a lot of people who I feel like want

42:02

to correct them. Who love it and now it is time

42:04

for a second opinion. These

42:31

are 5 star reviews from Amazon

42:33

for Twilight Breaking Dawn. Indigo

42:36

Butterfly writes, Amazing.

42:51

I respect that. I

43:00

like these movies because they're made for teens and I

43:02

am 55. But

43:04

I can't get enough. I

43:06

don't know how I'm going to keep

43:08

myself occupied until Breaking Dawn Part 2

43:11

next November. A 55

43:13

year old woman. I would suggest

43:15

to her romance novels. Yeah. She's

43:17

a woman who hasn't managed to notice that

43:20

they're a romance novel since she's finally found

43:22

it. Oh my god. In another

43:24

format. These movies are so

43:26

depressing. And it actually fills me

43:29

with hope that the Hunger Games

43:31

will become much bigger because the

43:33

character in Hunger Games is such

43:35

a badass woman. It's so like

43:37

catnip. There's definitely a better entry

43:40

point for boys into Hunger Games

43:42

than the trouble is. It's so heavy

43:44

and so violent that that might turn

43:46

off the teenage girls. But the books

43:48

seem to do well. They're great books.

43:51

Well look, at the heart of it though it's a romance. I

43:53

mean I guess my question to you

43:55

is like what kind of agency are you? Believe

43:57

me. There's so many detrimental things. Part

44:00

of me feels like if I'm a 12-year-old girl

44:02

watching this, I'm probably thinking to myself, I

44:04

never want to get married, I never want to have

44:06

babies. This looks awful. Yeah, because shit goes

44:09

bad. If that's what it's doing, then it's doing a great job.

44:12

That's what a movie should be doing. Yeah, telling kids

44:14

to not have sex. Don't have sex and don't get

44:16

married and don't have babies. And God forbid, don't imprint

44:18

on babies. Yeah, come on.

44:22

That's such a commitment that you just don't have to make. So

44:24

much of this. Instead of imprinting on a

44:27

baby, go take a trip to the drugstore.

44:29

So much of this story is

44:32

a melodramatic, not interesting version of

44:34

the first three seasons of Buffy the

44:36

Vampire Slayer. Yeah, check out all the

44:38

interesting stuff. It's without the weekly stories.

44:40

Yes, without. It's just the ongoing, the

44:42

angst. The angst. The angst.

44:45

The angst. The angst. Falling

44:47

in love with a vampire. What does that mean? Are trying

44:49

to set up, like in the second set of Star Wars

44:52

movies, trying to set up everything

44:54

that led to him becoming Darth Vader. When

44:56

you don't give a shit what led to

44:58

him becoming Darth Vader. You want to die

45:00

in a mask who's angry and hurts people.

45:02

Oh yeah. I did love that last

45:04

shot of her eyes opening, her vampire eyes. You missed that.

45:07

Can you tell us what the scene at the

45:09

end of the movie was? The Michael Sheen scene?

45:12

Yeah. Oh yeah. Then they go to some

45:14

credits and they come back to him being delivered an

45:16

invitation to the wedding, I think.

45:20

Or some sort of note saying that

45:22

the wedding happened and that they're having

45:24

a baby. That the baby was

45:26

already there, I thought. Yeah, yeah. Oh,

45:28

maybe it's a first notice. Yeah,

45:31

it's a first announcement. It's a registry. It's

45:33

an envelope though. They're registered at a baby's...

45:36

And he reads it and he's just like,

45:38

the last part of the movie is something

45:40

to the effect of I'm going to go

45:43

get that baby. It's pretty much that long.

45:45

It's like he just sort of looks right into the

45:48

camera. They do this crazy zoom from way far away

45:50

and it comes in on him. It's certainly more exciting

45:52

than the little added scenes at the end of all

45:54

the Marvel movies of

45:56

late. Well we asked you guys,

45:59

the viewers at HomeTube, play a part... in this

46:01

show and record your tagline for Breaking Dawn. How

46:03

could you show up this movie in a tagline

46:05

kind of like he's back in Terminator 2? Was

46:07

that a tagline? I don't know. But we asked

46:09

you to submit your... No, I could face. No

46:12

one can hear you screaming. That's a good one.

46:14

Yes, that's a good one. Just when you thought

46:16

it was safe to go back in the water.

46:18

Another great one. So we asked you

46:20

guys to record yours on eardrop and you did

46:23

and here are our favorites. Twilight

46:25

Breaking Dawn, a weirdly

46:28

similar title to the codename

46:30

for America's continued involvement in

46:32

Iraq. Sandra Daybro

46:34

Connor, out. Hi,

46:37

this is Gil Garcia. Here's my

46:39

Twilight tagline. Twilight, a

46:42

woman's choice between bestiality and necrophilia.

46:45

Bella has to choose between keeping

46:47

her baby and dying or having

46:49

a force in living forever as

46:51

a murderer. It's an

46:53

allegory. The 12th that you thought

46:55

was great. And those are our favorite eardrops.

46:59

Thank you. The second one was so good. I love that

47:01

second one. I like the third. Anything

47:03

else that we did not talk about that needs to be

47:05

discussed? Oh, who cares. We did it. Alright. Well,

47:08

I think the Brazilian woman who knows he's a vampire

47:10

and is so scared keeps calling him a demon. Is

47:12

there more to that in the book? That whole

47:15

secret. I don't remember. I like those housekeepers. I

47:17

want those housekeepers to have their own spin-off. The

47:20

vampire. It's just a movie that it

47:22

just doesn't it doesn't really. It doesn't

47:25

want to let you in. If you're

47:27

not, if you're just not completely on

47:29

board, you just feel so out

47:31

of the loop. It's just regards everything about

47:33

a movie. It's not like it's that hard

47:36

to catch up. No. It's just nothing is

47:38

happening. You have to be so into these

47:40

characters. Basically, they tell you if she's gonna

47:42

have pregnant, if she gets pregnant, she's

47:44

going to die. And that's what

47:46

happens. That's the whole movie. It's like she gets pregnant,

47:49

she has a baby, and she dies. And then he

47:51

bites her and she becomes a vampire. But that's the

47:53

only the whole movie. That

47:55

should be their fallback position from the first moment. I know.

47:57

Because you're gonna kill her if you fuck her. Well, yeah.

48:00

I'm gonna wake her up again with my teeth teeth

48:02

this I'm gonna try to remember to not eat a

48:04

big meal when we fuck I

48:07

also love that when she's when she's they

48:10

realize at a certain point when she's getting

48:12

really sick and dying of this pregnancy That

48:14

she'll feel better if she drinks

48:16

blood so they put in

48:18

like a deli like sippy

48:20

cup Yeah, it's like it's like

48:22

it's like a big gulp But

48:25

now if that's helping the baby then the baby must

48:27

be a vampire That's what

48:29

I think we're gonna find out in part two

48:31

guys so many questions Are made

48:34

to be broken guys? We definitely are

48:36

gonna have to do part two next

48:38

November What a long way I better

48:40

like totally forget about everything again by

48:42

then Is that what they did with

48:44

the Harry Potter movies were there? No,

48:46

it's like all six months. I think

48:48

right no I don't know.

48:50

I just feel like why are we holding? Yeah, it

48:52

was November to July Okay, why are

48:54

we holding it off because the whole idea is like

48:57

you'll make as much money I think nice week well

49:00

I think that they that you know

49:02

they're marketing geniuses have figured out that maybe

49:05

Waiting Thanksgiving is a perfect weekend for it

49:07

like that. I'm gonna eight again whereas you

49:09

know you go out in July or whatever

49:12

You're gonna go up against some serious right

49:14

you don't know other popcorn movies And then

49:16

also that weird anticipation builds and people sleep

49:19

outside, but they just own Thanksgiving now

49:21

It's like Thanksgiving is them and you know

49:23

things for kids little kids. Yeah like Muppet.

49:25

Yeah, yeah, holy shit this movie All right

49:27

well Doug you do Douglas movie is available

49:30

on the iTunes, and you're going on the

49:32

weezer cruise People can still

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get on that right yeah, yeah, go to weezer cruise

49:36

calm and come Have

49:39

fun with us and weezer. I'm

49:41

excited you did this show with us.

49:43

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