Greetings! Sorry about the quality of the last one! It has prompted a lot of soul searching, and we're here with a new episode to close out season one! From this point on, you can expect a new format, which you will hear us planning and discuss

{CURSED} Episode 16: How to Dress For Every Occasion

May 3rd, 2019 40m 38s

Hello again, it's us, your friends, and mentors. We're here today with a new episode, to guide your thoughts on clothes. In this episode, we each take a stab at telling you how to fill your wardrobe, especially if you need to survive underwater

Episode 15: How to Be a Thought Leader

Apr 2nd, 2019 44m 42s

Alexa, play the X-files theme song. Thought leaders. They walk among us. A long time ago someone was born with the ability to guide our thoughts, and control our minds. This person taught the technique to others, who taught others, and so on, a

Episode 14: How To Hang Out (or The Obama Episode)

Feb 19th, 2019 49m 16s

Why tell when you can show?! What to expect in this episode: a mostly unedited journey through what it really is like when the three of us just hang out together. Plus some bonus content at the end courtesy of Calvin. Please, won't you join us.

Episode 13: How To Make Friends

Feb 5th, 2019 44m 25s

Wow oh boy it's been awhile. This one took a long time because the three of us stopped being friends, but then we got separated in an enchanted forest. After our own journeys of self-discovery, somewhere along the way, we all learned the true m

Episode 12: How To Get Good

Jan 9th, 2019 47m 14s

Happy New Year! Start this one off right, by fixing all your personal flaws, and also dabbing a lot more than you have been. It's good exercise.

Episode 11: How To Get the Job

Dec 15th, 2018 51m 37s

Oops. We done goofed. It's been a long time folks, and we're very sorry about that. The truth is, we were too busy with our JOBS to edit this one, so we ended up sitting on the recording for a long time. That's right, yes, we have JOBS. How, yo

Episode 10: How To Win Halloween

Oct 31st, 2018 57m 11s

The real trick here is that I already wrote this description! However, due to a haunted ghost accident, that totally wasn't my fault, I have to do it again!Boo! It's the most wonderful time of the year! No, this isn't a trick, it's a Hallowee

Episode 9: How To Commit the Perfect Crime

Oct 10th, 2018 44m 3s

Trigger Warning: In this episode we discuss and joke about murder and suicide at some points.The only crime I can think of is the quality of the last episode we put out! So to make up for it, we broke time-law and managed to get a new episode

Episode 8.5: The Sound of Berlin

Sep 26th, 2018 2m 7s

The beats are altered from "Bobby Drake" by BenJamin Banger with permission. These were the first beats I found when I searched for "free beats".

{CURSED} Episode 8: How To Nothing - Part 0

Sep 25th, 2018 53m 54s

Hi guys. First of all, wow. What even happened?! This is a long one, and it kinda got away from us. If you want advice, it's probably not here (some is though). If however, you wanted to hear three idiots talk about the mysterious Sound of Berl

Episode 7: How to Choose a Good Online Username

Sep 6th, 2018 39m 27s

Greetings, fellow netizens! xX420Dong_Slayer69Xx here, telling you all about how to select a username that really represents you. Listen to this one and your enemies will cower in fear, and your friends will envy you till the day you die: kille

Episode 6: How To Guarantee a Good Time at an Amusement Park

Aug 20th, 2018 45m 44s

In this one, get ready to get wet and wild at Willy Wonka's Battle Royale Amusement Park (tm)! Ellie really wanted to title this one "Ellie's Big Dumb Stupid Rage Diary", but we didn't let her.Trigger warning: we mention throwing up in this o

Episode 5: How to Survive Big School 2

Jul 31st, 2018 44m 29s

College and University can be a scary place, but don't worry, we've got your back. In this episode, come along as the Older Brothers do their best to prepare Ellie for the journey ahead of her, and she shares her advice on how to fit school in

Episode 4: How To Have a Perfect First Date

Jul 17th, 2018 43m 5s

In this episode we tackle the big one: dating. Specifically, why and how to go about it, and wow, we really nailed this one. You can take this advice straight to the pond.

{CURSED} Episode 3: Two Cent Advice - Part One

Jul 5th, 2018 37m 47s

In this special episode, we bring on a guest expert to try to temporarily replace our dear beloved sister. Give it a listen if you'd like, and another full episode is coming up soon (very)!

Episode 2: How to Give The Perfect Gift

Jun 1st, 2018 36m 43s

How to give the perfect gift... just in time for Mother's Day! In this episode, we teach you ways to ensure that your gifts are appreciated, or even NEEDED by your giftee. But remember: giving the perfect gift is as much about the giver as it i

Episode 1: How To Win Your 10 Year High School Reunion

Apr 25th, 2018 43m 8s

In this inaugural episode of How To Anything, we come up with ways for you to win your 10 year high school reunion. Just remember, if you die in your high school reunion, you die in real life.

Rate