-In this episode: In the exciting conclusion, Marie tries to dognap Elf at gunpoint, only to be foiled by Elf's teeth, Dan's flying tackle, and June's cool command of the situation.
-In this episode: Dan takes June to Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade to cheer her up. They're reunited with Elf when he jumps from Marie's arms and fulfills everyone's fantasy by attacking the Barney balloon.
-In this episode: Dan and June mourn the loss of their little buddy and Elf misses them, too, even though he's living the good life in a Manhattan penthouse.
-In this episode: Marie almost gets away with Elf by promising him an amorous adventure, but neighbor John Rantze inadvertently foils the plot by calling the cops to complain about all the barking.
-In this episode: Marie Carcioma lights a fire under Bruce Rose while Dan and Jerry carry their investigation to the pet store, where they hear a horrifying tale about Selena Kisco.
-In this episode: Dan and Jerry stake out their first suspects, Selena Kisco tries a smash-and-grab at the mall, and Elf finds a snack in the shoe department at Nordstrom.
-In this episode: Elf tries to make friends with a creature of the feline persuasion while Edgar tries to persuade Dan to do unnatural things to his body with magnets.
-In this episode: Elf comes home with some six-legged friends and Dan goes in search of a cure. Selena Kisco invites Bruce Rose to search for Elf under--or on--her bed.
-In this episode: The groomer, Amanda, gets much more than she bargains for when she makes a mysterious phone call. While Dan's talking to the detectives, Elf goes apartment hunting.
-In this episode: Elf gets a bath, then he gets stinky even. In desperation, Dan takes him to a groomer, who has plans of her own for the little son of a champion.
-In this episode: Dan barely stays out of jail when his canine companion finally decides to trade wilderness living for the front seat of a police cruiser.
-In this episode: Dan McCoy loses Elf, his mother-in-law's four-legged Christmas present, and enlists a party of drunken neighbors to help him find it.