0:06

All right, this is it,

0:09

and I'm starting this episode unlike

0:11

any other episode in the past, and

0:15

uh probably like any other episode that

0:18

will ever happen again. But I'm starting

0:20

this episode with the chant we

0:23

du six, we

0:26

du six, we'd

0:28

fucking six, we

0:31

do fucking six. Wow

0:34

we wow

0:37

wow wow. The

0:39

Cleveland Cavaliers have lost

0:41

the last two straight games into

0:44

my new favorite team in the NBA. Of

0:47

course, you could call me a bandwagon guy,

0:51

a fair weather fan, or whatever

0:53

else you want to call me. I get it, I

0:55

expect it, and I understand it. But

0:58

right now I'm rocking it

1:00

does six. I wish I could be outside of the arena.

1:02

I don't know what the name of the arena is up there in Toronto.

1:05

See I didn't say the t um,

1:08

but I don't know what to say. Um,

1:12

my name is Michael Rappaport. They call

1:14

me the gringo man dingo. Uh.

1:18

I'm in here with my partner, Gimo Nettie. UM.

1:23

I'm displaced. I

1:26

have it. I've moved out of my old home. Fortunately

1:29

God blessed God willing. Hopefully

1:32

within the next few days I'll be in my new home.

1:34

Right now, I'm displaced, So this episode.

1:37

I have to admit it's not coming from the gloom

1:39

to m let's just say it's coming from parts

1:41

unknown. Yes,

1:44

Uh, how

1:47

are you feeling? Mr? Monetti? Like,

1:49

wow, I don't even know where. Let let's just jump in with

1:51

the basketball because because I'm just coming coming

1:53

off this, this this win that

1:56

the Cleveland Cavaliers have lost two

1:58

straight games to the

2:00

Raptors, who everybody I

2:03

thought we were done, done

2:05

and gone, Uh, what's the record?

2:07

Now, what's what's the Uh it's

2:10

two and two. It's two games to two. They

2:12

tied the ship up. Now

2:14

I'm not I'm not thinking that they're gonna win the series,

2:16

but the fact that it's gone to this much

2:20

is just it gives me. It tickles

2:22

me in places that

2:25

that that that that you have no idea like my

2:27

innards are

2:29

tickled with joy. I

2:32

love it. I love it, love

2:34

it, love it. Um

2:37

uh. And and and Drake was

2:39

at the game. I noticed he wasn't

2:41

talking any of that fly shipped to any of

2:43

the Cavaliers, which I have

2:45

to say I was a little bit disappointed. Um

2:49

here here's another thing. After their

2:52

two losses, the

2:54

Cavaliers did not do any secret

2:57

handshakes after

3:00

the loss. They can't do it, no,

3:03

which really made me question the

3:06

secret handshakes are you

3:08

know, handshakes and and so that's like kind

3:10

of a sportsmanship. So when you

3:13

lose, shouldn't there be

3:15

a routine or is

3:17

it just when you win you do this this foolishness.

3:21

Of course, it's easy to do, uh,

3:23

the whole you know, soul trained

3:26

handshake line when

3:28

you win. Anybody could do that, I mean

3:30

me and you could create some handshakes. Well we'll

3:32

make fucking heads turn up and down Third

3:35

Avenue. But if

3:37

you do all, if you're only doing your handshakes when

3:39

the chips are up, not

3:41

when the chips are down, really, what's

3:43

the point of doing these handshakes? Right?

3:46

They should have something for when they lose,

3:49

be fair, right, at

3:51

least create something for for when you lose

3:54

a game. Do something right.

3:57

Don't just scurry off the court real quick,

4:01

because before the game, you and the other man,

4:04

you and the next man are doing all kind of

4:06

fly dances and handshakes

4:08

and you know cub scout ship

4:11

and I mean they're they

4:13

got an extensive, extensive,

4:16

highly choreographed handshakes.

4:19

You know, there's a there's a famous choreographer

4:23

I know. Her name is Fatima. She She's

4:25

done every single video from Busta

4:28

Rhymes video to Michael Jackson to Janet

4:30

Jackson, to Tupac

4:33

to Outcast. I mean she worked with every

4:35

single person. Now,

4:37

I wonder did the Cavaliers higher

4:40

Fatima to

4:42

choreograph these handshakes? Are these guys just that fucking

4:45

creative? Too

4:47

much time on their hands, man, too much

4:49

time on their hands? And what if you get it what if

4:52

you suck up? Well, what if you get

4:54

it wrong? What happened? I'm waiting for

4:56

one of these assholes to tweak an ankle fucking

5:00

around because you could tweak an ankle. These handshakes

5:02

are so extensive and so elaborate.

5:04

One of these guys could could tweak something. Um

5:09

but it's a man.

5:12

That ship got me hyped that the fact that

5:14

the Cavaliers are it's too too by

5:16

no means do I am I concerned? Or

5:19

do I really think they'll lose? But this

5:22

is just fantastic And and

5:24

and meanwhile the Cavalier,

5:26

the Golden State Warriors got their asses

5:28

handed to them. Holy

5:31

shit. And you know that was just one

5:33

game that the beauty of the playoffs is it's just one

5:35

game. You know, it could go all the way. But man, they

5:38

got their asses handed to them the other night.

5:40

So the playoffs are fantastic

5:43

if you love basketball. Right now this

5:45

is is like it

5:48

is, this is the time here to to to to

5:50

really uh to really enjoy

5:52

And and they they Draymond Green.

5:55

The big controversy with him is that

5:58

he got fouled and he flailed

6:01

his legs and he

6:05

he he kicked h

6:07

the son of of a Golden era,

6:10

great platinum stickman,

6:12

Steven Adams, his dad, as we mentioned,

6:15

uh, apparently he passed away,

6:17

but before he passed away, he fathered eighteen

6:20

children. This

6:23

is a this is a world class

6:25

stickman for sure. Now

6:28

you gotta think about this. That

6:31

means that that gene is

6:33

in Steven Adams of the Oklahoma thunder

6:36

h This is this is this

6:38

is a guy who I would imagine is a stickman in

6:40

his own right. Steven Adams. It's

6:42

got the hair, he's got the ginormous

6:45

skull. And Draymond Green

6:49

kicked him in the balls not once but twice

6:51

in the series. And and they just announced that he wasn't

6:54

getting suspended now now let me

6:56

tell you something. And and and Monetti

6:58

Uh a k A G Moody

7:01

A k a uh the blackhead

7:03

McMahon. Uh

7:07

moody rhymes with duty. You

7:10

could attest to this. I'm sorry

7:12

that I'm hopped up on chocolate. I just

7:14

had some chocolate, and and the Cavaliers losing,

7:17

so that combination, I'm fucking banging out

7:19

of my mind. So sorry if I if I haven't

7:21

let you chime in yet, Monettie, go

7:23

ahead, man Um, you could

7:25

attest to this. Though, out

7:27

of all the people you played basketball with in

7:30

New York City, in

7:32

your whole life growing up in New York City in

7:34

the seventies, eighties, and nineties, you

7:37

played with me. Have you ever seen

7:39

a more dirty player than myself? He?

7:43

Okay, thank you. And and I'm gonna tell

7:45

you something. I know dirty

7:47

play. I'm about as dirty as it comes.

7:50

And and I'm gonna tell you Draymond

7:52

Green absolutely a

7:54

hundred and fifty percent. Now, that wasn't

7:58

uh like a sniper shot

8:00

to Steven Adams loaf. That's what you call

8:03

a wing and a prayer kick a

8:05

k A Hail Mary of

8:07

sorts. So it wasn't

8:10

like Dante Jones of the Cleveland

8:12

Cavaliers who came off the bench and

8:14

and and and and did a hammer a

8:16

hammer punch to Bismack

8:18

Pyoto right right in his

8:20

in his dick, killed them over right

8:23

before the game ended. And we'll get to

8:25

this. Fucking That guy's a fucking loopy

8:27

bastard, that Dante Jones, Deante

8:29

whatever fund his name is. But this Draymond

8:32

Green, Now I like you, but

8:35

all overs matter, Draymond and and

8:37

and you're you're out of line, my friend.

8:39

And I know you can say it

8:42

was just a flail and your your guys, Steve

8:44

Kerr and his

8:46

his no lips can sit there and they

8:48

could talk about the fact that this

8:50

should be rescinded and all of this stuff I

8:53

know for sure because game recognize

8:56

game, dude, And I

8:59

for one can tell you I know all

9:01

the dirty tricks in the book. I

9:05

I know them all. I've done them all when

9:07

I played ball. That's that's how

9:10

I got as far as I did. Now, you might you might

9:12

say that wasn't very far, Mike, but

9:15

based on my skill level, it was

9:17

pretty goddamn far. And and one of the

9:20

things that I knew how to do. I mean, Gerald,

9:22

you saw me go up for a lamp and

9:24

throw a hammer, punch in the same You

9:26

saw this, right, Okay,

9:28

So that's that's what I'm about. That's

9:30

the life that I'm about. So, Draymond

9:33

Green, I know you tried to kick

9:35

this guy in the in the loaf. Not

9:38

cool, Dante Jones. You

9:41

went on the court and you punched

9:43

another man in the dick. Now

9:46

you have respect of the league and the team.

9:48

Had you gone out and forearmed and clothes

9:50

line of done something like that. You tried to punch

9:52

him in the loaf on the low. You

9:55

tried to punch him on the loaf like on some sneak

9:58

ship. Forget

10:00

it, forget anything else.

10:02

That's just some sucker sucker

10:05

ship. Man to man, you just don't do that.

10:07

Step on his toe, kick him in the shin,

10:10

punch him in the face. But to hit homeboy

10:12

in the dick anyway. So

10:15

uh, that's uh,

10:18

that's that on on on on this guy.

10:20

I just Draymond Green, I know where you're at.

10:23

And Dante Jones, you're on some other

10:25

ship. You're bugging. Homeboy

10:28

didn't do anything dirty, didn't hurt Lebron. He's

10:30

like a little Lebron's little little

10:32

uh like his muscle. That

10:34

guy Dante Jones, he looks like a fucking nut

10:36

job anyway, He's always creeped me out. He tried that

10:38

ship with Kobe. He's on some bullshit. Yeah,

10:43

Toss him out of the fucking league, lock him up,

10:46

put him in a cuckoo's nest somewhere. Um,

10:50

but I don't think I don't think that. Oh

10:53

no, it was purpose. I

10:56

respect your opinion, and and and you did win

10:58

two thousand fifteen co host and he year, But

11:00

but he did that on purpose. I know

11:03

this, I see this. I know what's

11:05

up. Okay, I I trust me.

11:08

I know this kind of ship. Okay, I'm

11:11

You're not a dirty for this. Never crossed your mind.

11:14

Hit somebody when they're not looking, pay

11:16

attention to win the referee. I know this

11:19

kind of behavior. I'm

11:21

not gonna I know what's up. My man.

11:23

You don't just flail your legs. It

11:26

gets no Sorry.

11:28

Um,

11:31

did you happen to watch I didn't. I haven't spoken

11:33

you all day. Uh, Mr Monettie,

11:35

did you happen to watch the Billboard

11:38

Music Awards last night? No?

11:41

I didn't get a chance what

11:43

happened, Well, it's

11:46

it was. It was. It was because

11:48

I'm displaced. I don't know how to

11:50

work the remote control where I'm staying at. So I

11:53

started watching it and and couldn't change

11:55

the channel. I just had to fucking I

11:57

just had to rock with the whole thing all the way through.

12:00

And man, I have

12:02

a lot to say about this, the music industry

12:05

and the quality of music. We're

12:07

worse than We're worse than I could

12:10

ever imagine. And you know, we talk about hip

12:12

hop, but if you like rock

12:14

and roll, you you you're

12:16

done. They don't even perform rock and

12:18

roll for for forget like

12:21

forget the Rolling Stones and led Zeppelin

12:23

and Hendrix, and I

12:25

mean that whole era of Crosby Stills

12:27

in Nash and yes, and

12:31

I'm talking about like the Red Hot Chili Peppers,

12:34

uh uh,

12:36

Kurt Cobain, Pearled. It's

12:39

done you it's

12:41

finito. Like at least there's rap. There's

12:43

still some good rap, although I think as

12:45

a whole we have an issue, but I don't want to talk about

12:47

that. There's no they don't perform

12:49

rock and roll. There's no musicianship.

12:53

You got these cutesy pootsy girls

12:56

and and and these soda pop dudes

12:59

up there. Um, and that's

13:01

all it is and and it's

13:04

just for music. A music fan, I was like, this

13:06

is this is this is ship no

13:09

bad no keyboardists, no like

13:11

guitarists, and basis Ship's it's a

13:13

rap on rock and roll, like rock and roll.

13:17

If I was really down with rock and roll, like hard

13:19

body karate, I'd be mortified.

13:22

Um. But aside from the fact

13:25

that there's no rock and roll whatever

13:28

whatsoever, they got these little

13:31

uh, these little chicken asses up

13:34

on stage. They made me blush.

13:37

Uh. These these singers, these girls, Demi

13:40

Levado and some other one

13:42

named tove Levove. I don't know what her

13:44

real name is, tove Lvove. Uh,

13:46

the oldest young snapper singing

13:50

about filth, about cherries

13:52

and and then and and then getting plugged

13:55

up and and I don't know what. Oh, it's it's,

13:57

it's it's. It made me embarrassed. I was like, I felt

13:59

I was like, I felt like I was watching something I shouldn't

14:01

watch it. I'm

14:03

a cool guy, I'm hip. You know,

14:05

I'm hip. Uh. They don't

14:07

do anything besides uh

14:10

stuff holes and sing about this this

14:12

is it was. It was pathetic. I'm

14:15

glad. Oh no, it's you don't

14:17

want to see this. It's it's nonsense. And

14:20

you know, none of them right, you know they might

14:22

get a writing credneties are not what artists.

14:24

They're like little Barbie dolls. They sing up

14:26

there and they got there. It

14:29

was a ship show. Drake

14:31

uh skipped skipped

14:33

the Billboard Music Awards because I

14:35

could say a couple of things about Drake, but he ain't no idiot.

14:38

He didn't want to be associated with this fucking

14:40

what. It was an embarrassment. It

14:42

was an embarrassment. And Madonna did

14:45

some two big tribute to Prince

14:48

Man. You know when when when

14:50

without all the bells and whistles, and she's

14:52

really not a singer if she's not dancing

14:55

around, and it's not three and

14:57

lucky Star La La La just on her musical

14:59

prowess. She

15:01

sucks. First of all, you can't even

15:03

say anything about it. If she's fully clothed and

15:06

and and and and just has to sing, it's

15:09

there's nothing there. Um

15:12

anyway, it was, it was, it was. It was terrible.

15:14

It was it was hard to watch, and

15:17

uh, very very

15:19

disconcerting to anybody who likes music of

15:21

any genre. Um,

15:23

anyway, what's

15:26

the deal? Monetti? Uh? What what? What's

15:28

popping on on your And I'm sorry to rant

15:30

and rabble and and and and and just riff off

15:33

the top like that. My friend, everything

15:35

is everything is good, man. I was just checking out

15:38

the papers, see my man. Uh Tom

15:40

Brady is at it again. Oh

15:42

yeah, well what happened

15:44

with him? He is uh

15:47

filing appeal and appeal to

15:50

try and avoid before

15:52

the four games suspension. Give

15:55

it up and cut the ship

15:57

man cut. Everybody

16:00

think you did it anyway, except

16:02

Boston. So whether you get

16:05

acquitted of this, we all

16:07

think you did it exactly.

16:10

So just give it up. Just stop

16:13

stop making an embarrassment of the league.

16:15

Stop making it all about you. Why don't you just

16:18

rest? Let Garoppiano what's

16:20

his name, galapop? What the fun is that guy's name?

16:23

Garoppolo? Let Garoppolo

16:25

do his thing, Let him have his four games.

16:29

You keep shipping on him. How do you think keep How

16:31

do you you think that poor guys feels. I think his family

16:34

feels like every time he's about to have his moment

16:37

to get out there and do his thing. You

16:39

come in with your your lawyers

16:41

and your chin and all the bullshit,

16:44

and you want to take away Garoppolo's five

16:46

minutes of fame. Let him shine sit

16:48

out the first four games. Yeah, you

16:50

did that bullshit period, you

16:53

know, you know you're fucking with those footballs.

16:55

Why why why are you putting on a big charade? Why does

16:57

he have to keep going on and on and on.

17:01

They caught you, They caught you. That's

17:04

it. Let's move on.

17:06

Man. You're making this whole thing about

17:08

you. And you think that we're not gonna stop,

17:11

Tom, Tom, We're not. We're not gonna

17:13

stop. Yeah,

17:15

you think you think that we're gonna stop. You

17:17

know that that ain't

17:20

happening. Um.

17:22

You see in Oklahoma, and these guys are crazy

17:25

out there, man, the Oklahoma the Republicans

17:27

in Oklahoma. Yeah. Now,

17:29

I don't know much about the state of Oklahoma, but I

17:31

could just imagine there's a certain facet

17:35

of Oklahoma and you I don't like to

17:37

generalize, because I don't

17:39

like to be generalized, but I would imagine there

17:41

is a certain facet of the population

17:44

of Oklahoma that probably

17:46

doesn't like Obama because

17:50

because because he's sold solely because

17:52

he's black. I'm sure that that that rubs

17:54

a few people. So there's a group of Republican

17:57

actual lawmakers, he's are real people.

18:00

They're trying to get Obama impeached.

18:04

Did they want any way to do this? They're trying to get

18:06

him impeached over the White Houses move

18:10

to allow the transgender students to

18:12

use the bathroom of their gender

18:14

identity. Now we've touched on that, we've spoken

18:16

on that, we've stated in our opinion. But these

18:19

Fox in Oklahoma, you ain't

18:21

got nothing, nothing

18:23

better to do, nothing better than do you

18:25

just they try to just get him out of there, even

18:28

if it's like even if he stays in the they just want

18:30

to say, oh, yeah, we got that

18:32

that that black motherfucker. That's

18:34

what they want to say. We got his black

18:37

his black ass impeached. Yeah,

18:40

right before he's about to go. It

18:43

ain't happen. And you sick Fox down there,

18:45

it's not happening. I rolled

18:47

with the States on this, man. I understand how

18:49

they how they feel. Man, you can't just ram

18:51

this downcats through the BA the bath

18:54

the bathroom thing. Yeah, with the States

18:56

on on this man. Yeah, but these are the same people

18:58

that are trying to Uh, yeah,

19:00

this is a this is a reason they

19:03

think that they could get this get this

19:05

guy out. Yeah, I hear you. It's

19:07

like a valid reason. Are they trying to

19:10

do it? Yeah? I wanted to all the listeners.

19:12

Um. Later in the week,

19:15

interview one of my favorite actors, a

19:17

friend of mine, but he's also one of my favorite actors.

19:19

Wood Harris, the Great Wood

19:22

Harris from

19:24

the Wire, Avon Barksdale

19:27

Above the Rim, Remember

19:29

the Titans, I mean paid

19:33

in full. Uh.

19:35

The list goes on and on and on him

19:37

and him and Idris elba Um,

19:41

you know the Barksdale brothers on the

19:43

Wire. I mean, he's got great stories

19:45

about working with Tupac on on Above the

19:47

Rim, Um, Denzel on

19:49

on On Remember the Titans. I'm looking forward. We got

19:51

an interview with him, big basketball fan,

19:54

got a lot of opinions about basketball. The movie

19:56

Hendricks. He played Jimi Hendricks in a not

19:58

great film, but he was outstanding.

20:01

So we're gonna rock with Wood Harris,

20:03

full hard body Karate

20:05

interview with him later this week. It's

20:07

gonna go down in the in the in the Iron rap Ports

20:10

Stereo podcast signature series

20:12

of interviews. I can't wait for this. I can't wait

20:14

for people to uh to hear this.

20:17

Good dude. His brother is Steve Harris, who's

20:19

on the practice for like nineteen years

20:21

that TV show, I don't know his one

20:23

years Cats out of Chicago Wood. Harris

20:26

also had like a budding rap career,

20:28

like he opened for dudes, like I remember he's

20:30

telling me he like opened for Tribe, day Law and

20:32

w A. So he was like official on the mic and

20:35

just a pure artist. Um.

20:37

So I'm looking forward to doing that. I'm looking forward to people

20:40

here in the interview with him, um And I

20:42

know it's gonna be really in depth and interesting

20:44

and he's just a good dude and interesting dude.

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it. Let's cue the Sick Funk of the Week

22:08

music. This award is earned,

22:11

not given. It's called the Sick

22:13

Fucking a Week. This guy is really sick.

22:16

Lock him up? How could you do it? Don't

22:19

let him out? Damn fun

22:21

the door you want you fuck the door?

22:23

Why would you fuck the dog? Why

22:25

would you fuck your girlfriend's dog?

22:28

What sick fuck? The sick funk

22:30

of the week, it's earned and

22:33

not giving. You did what? No,

22:37

no, no,

22:42

I I think I got a guy for you. I don't know if

22:45

you have a sick funk of the week, jim on Eddie.

22:48

No, I don't have one week. No, you couldn't

22:50

find them. But I got a guy. Okay,

22:52

I had to treat last week that kind of Oh

22:55

no, I'm not I'm not listen. Sick

22:58

Funk of the Week is an award that is earned,

23:02

not given right. So it's hard. You

23:04

gotta do research with this. Yeah, and

23:06

and again, just because you're a sick fund doesn't

23:08

necessarily mean you're the Iron Rapports Stereo

23:10

podcast sick funk of the Week. Yeah,

23:13

yeah, that's special. See there's a difference.

23:15

There's plenty and plenty. Obviously

23:18

they're all over the place. But

23:20

the sick funk of the week is a guy with a certain

23:23

let's say you say ka, that's

23:26

French. Uh, A

23:28

guy, a career, scumbad,

23:31

career, criminal, career, piece

23:33

of shit. MHM was

23:37

seen in broad

23:39

fucking daylight pushing

23:42

his dead wife around in

23:46

Staten Island shout out to Wu tang and shout

23:48

ling on a

23:50

many a metal dolly during

23:53

the during the middle of the day.

23:55

This this dumb fuck, his

23:58

name is Anthony Lopez, This

24:00

cocksucker Uh

24:04

was on the run on the lamb. He

24:07

he he killed his wife uh

24:10

and then was trying to dispose of the body during

24:12

the middle of the day. First of all, the way he disguised

24:14

himself, he shaved his head. Listen,

24:16

you better get yourself a groucho marks nos

24:20

uh and do something better than just shaving

24:22

your head Anton Lopez. And

24:24

and he was pushing around the dead body that was

24:26

covered in like a sheet on

24:30

a fucking gurney in

24:33

Staten Island, all up and down shall

24:35

lynn uh?

24:37

And they caught him. Uh.

24:40

They had apparently a very bad he relationship.

24:43

He he he beat her in the past,

24:46

he had her work in as a prostor. This is his

24:48

wife. Imagine how he treats people he doesn't

24:50

like. Uh.

24:53

And and then he killed her uh

24:55

and beat her and then tried to dispose

24:58

of the body. Uh, walking around with

25:00

the body on on a gurney and Anthony

25:02

Lopez congratulations. You're never

25:05

coming out of jail hopefully, and

25:07

you are this week's Iron Rapports stereo

25:09

podcast Sick Funk

25:11

the Week. Uh congratulations on

25:13

on that. Um, what else

25:15

is going on with you? Uh? Let me just say

25:18

something. The g Monetti Uh

25:20

go fund me, no

25:23

scams, no bullshitting. Uh,

25:25

Monettie, you're still this placed too. Where where are

25:27

you living right now? Because your house burnt the funk

25:29

down I mean Rivertdale,

25:31

I mean Rivertdale Bronx huh huh

25:34

uh yeah, give the people a little bit of update

25:37

because because people donated money

25:39

to the go fund me soon after while

25:41

our our our masonry, our mason

25:43

guy who is in the house doing some work on the

25:46

home. U shout

25:48

out to James Andrews. The the house burnt

25:50

down in the block pretty much burnt

25:52

down in the booge down Bronx Right,

25:55

So where are we at on that? And when? When? When are we gonna

25:58

get this fucking bronch glue tom

26:00

up and going late June?

26:02

I'm telling you grab your head around

26:05

mid September, me, amigo. You're

26:08

not gonna be up in that piece in June, my man. Sorry,

26:12

early July. Okay, so so so

26:14

mid September. Nah,

26:16

did you hear that? A

26:19

Operation good Time? There

26:22

was a fucking uh they called that Operation

26:25

good Time. It should have been called Operation

26:27

uh you ruin my my nighttime.

26:30

But fifty four suspects

26:33

were arrested in South Carolina. That's where your

26:35

people are from. You born and

26:37

raised in South Carolina, your your family.

26:40

Um, fifty four people

26:42

were arrested in South Carolina on whores

26:46

and john's uh,

26:48

men and women of all different races,

26:50

creeds and color. They were. They had a little freak off

26:52

house down there, worhouse, and

26:55

they it was a sting. Fifty

26:58

four arrest, sixty four charges.

27:01

Uh you know, the prostitution, drugs,

27:03

they had guns. It sounded like a real fucking

27:05

party they were having down there. But they called it Operation

27:08

good Time, which is sort

27:10

of you know, like that's like a dark, dark

27:12

dark joke there. Yeah,

27:15

I like that. Yeah, you got anything to bring

27:17

the table here? My friend? I gotta

27:19

Yeah. I see your boy on Ellen. Oh

27:22

who uh Kanye

27:25

was on Ellen? Oh? Yes, yes, he

27:27

saw him on Ellen. Yeah, yeah,

27:30

and I was he He

27:32

talks a little different now too, like he

27:35

talks real proper. Yeah,

27:37

he sounds like a fucking surfer on there, right.

27:40

Yeah, yeah, he sounds like he was some sort

27:42

of equestrian. Yeah. Because

27:44

you know the reason why I say that, because

27:46

he always talks about don't

27:48

make me say like from Chicago, like

27:51

you know, you hear all that country

27:53

ship, right, and now

27:55

when you're on Ellen, it's

27:57

different. Yeah,

28:00

difference bug out. And

28:02

he went on like a like a like a like an eight

28:04

minute rant and riff and and Ellen's just

28:06

confused and smiling and let him go on.

28:09

You know, Ellen, control your show, all

28:12

right, You don't let this fucking guy he ain't saying

28:14

I think, like, you know, it's like

28:16

you can go up there and you know, and

28:18

and and and talk all that Rob Ross ship on

28:21

Ellen. Ellen, you eat your

28:23

job, as you know, you're an Emmy Award winning

28:25

multi multifaceted talk show.

28:27

Control the show. Uh.

28:30

And then Stephen Colbert spoofed him

28:33

and he he he brilliantly said that,

28:35

uh, you know the Ellen Show, where

28:38

where where hip hop lives? So

28:41

he went up there with all that. And now

28:43

if if Kanye comes on the Stephen Colbert

28:45

Show, I'll bet you he'll be in his

28:47

I'm from Chicago Mode and shot a

28:50

tough talk Stephen Colbert. Now, what

28:52

I would hope that

28:54

Stephen Colbert would do when

28:57

when when Kanye comes on his show and rest

28:59

as shore. He probably will, and he'll come on with the attitude,

29:01

just like he went on with Jimmy Kimmel, and he had an attitude

29:04

and did all that stuff with because

29:06

he takes himself so seriously. And in his rant

29:09

he went on and on how he could change the world,

29:11

and he has ideas how

29:13

to change the world. Uh, and

29:16

how his sneakers have in

29:18

fact change the world. Them ships just trash.

29:21

I don't care how popular that they're. They're whack,

29:24

They're they're not dope. And and Stephen

29:26

Colbert, what I would suggest you do is when

29:28

Kanye starts that stuff with you, is you

29:31

take off your sports jacket. Uh

29:34

you you you, You slowly take off your tie,

29:36

you unbutton your shirt, you

29:39

pull a thing of baby oil out, you start

29:41

greasing yourself off and start shadow

29:43

boxing and

29:45

and see if he's still talking

29:48

that ship. Because I have a feeling that

29:50

even if you Stephen Colbert, did that, uh,

29:53

that would be the end of the the I'm from Chicago.

29:56

Shit, Yeah, Yeah, I didn't

29:58

hear any of that. Ellen. Yeah,

30:00

Ellen will let you talk. But maybe Stephen Colbert,

30:03

you start shadowbox, maybe bring a jump rope,

30:05

start warming up like you're getting ready to like going

30:08

the ring. Dude, that'll

30:10

shut that down. And Ellen, whose

30:13

show is it? It's your show. Control

30:16

your ship, Control your

30:18

ship. God took it over. Yeah,

30:20

could control your ship. This is

30:22

this is like this onefuck is Gandhi

30:25

or something like he's Gandhi. He's not. He's

30:27

not even Gandhi's nephew. Guy fucking

30:33

Gandhi. Give me a break. What a joke?

30:37

Uh? Do you know that Chris Kardashian

30:39

is gonna change is it? Chris Jenner

30:43

wants to change her name back to Chris

30:46

Kardashian and

30:49

and and her whole thing as well. If Bruce can

30:51

do it, then I can do it. Which I guess that's

30:53

true because there's there's

30:55

more money in that name. And and black China.

30:59

Is it black China or is it China black? The girl

31:01

who don't know? I don't know who the funk that is anyway,

31:03

Yeah, she's gonna be a Cardassian,

31:06

so her name is gonna be China Black

31:08

Kardashian, but

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I want to change my name to Carda because

31:13

there's money in that. If you have that last name like

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you got. Yeah,

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Man, you're talking about basketball

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right the playoffs Oklahoma? And

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uh, I'm thinking I saw

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you know, they show Westbrooks family

32:50

in the in the crowd, they show us pops and

32:53

I'm thinking, what is his pops think

32:55

of camera and pain? Like

33:00

his dance partner, you mean Cameron paying his dance

33:02

partner, Yeah, like the the I

33:04

call him the new m L Car. So

33:07

what does his pops think of him

33:09

dancing with the next like with with his

33:11

man like on the bench. Yeah,

33:13

like his pops is probably like what the

33:15

fuss going on here? Like

33:20

like like something going on? Yeah,

33:22

what what's up with you two guys? Because

33:25

I didn't see him he wasn't doing all this ship before

33:27

you came around. Cameron. I know you're

33:29

a rookie, you're young blood.

33:32

Uh you know, fresh meat, no no

33:34

bruno. Uh but what

33:37

what's what's crack a lacing here? Right? Yead?

33:40

He looked like a little young young younger

33:42

folks. Yeah, I'm sure

33:44

he's he's curious. He's like, you know, what's

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