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EMERGENCY EPISODE 71: I AM CAITYLN PREMIERE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP

EMERGENCY EPISODE 71: I AM CAITYLN PREMIERE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP

Released Monday, 27th July 2015
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EMERGENCY EPISODE 71: I AM CAITYLN PREMIERE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP

EMERGENCY EPISODE 71: I AM CAITYLN PREMIERE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP

EMERGENCY EPISODE 71: I AM CAITYLN PREMIERE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP

EMERGENCY EPISODE 71: I AM CAITYLN PREMIERE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP

Monday, 27th July 2015
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The I Am Rappaport stereoio

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podcast Live Get

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Down with Rapp Report. Yes I

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am, I'm a Rapperport. Yes

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i am better tune in. I Am rapp

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Report dot Com is every single podcast

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you know we drops froms I've seen him on set

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a season vet with True Town. Catch him on his way

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to course fit rocking the new balance here

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it's men to do the track because you know I round the leak.

0:32

But I'm just waiting for the Robert the Neural line

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of the week rightference the champions host the Bagel,

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Cream, Cheese and Lock. This is I Am Rappaport,

0:39

The show Never Stopped. Might catch the Mountain Public

0:42

stretching his knee. But if you don't listen

0:44

to the show, Yo, we're gonna pleading. We're

0:47

gonna please, sister Rapport

0:50

podcast. This

0:52

is the I Am Rappaport Podcast,

0:56

coming live from

0:58

New York City in the gloom to him of

1:00

New York City.

1:03

Me and G Moody, we're back.

1:06

We're back at it, face to face in

1:08

the flesh. What's going on? G Moody,

1:12

Everything's good man, just cooling out, you

1:14

know, taking care of ship. Slow

1:16

motion. Yeah, slow

1:18

motion. That means everything is

1:20

moving slowly. Yeah. It's

1:22

it's very hot in New York City, very

1:26

very very hot in New York City. It's a oho,

1:29

man, It's it's I'm

1:32

I'm definitely going into some public pools

1:34

while I'm here. I have no problem going

1:36

into public pool because

1:39

you can't avoid the heat. You

1:41

can't. If you can't take the heat, you

1:43

gotta get into the public pool. That's what I always

1:46

say. So this

1:48

this episode, we are chomping

1:51

at the bit. We we We've I just

1:53

landed in New York and me and g Moody met

1:55

up at the Gloom Tom because we are anticipating

1:58

the world premier

2:01

episode of the New E

2:04

Entertainment Caitlin

2:06

gener reality show. I

2:09

am Kate. I mean, how excited

2:11

are you to see how this manifests itself?

2:14

Moody, I am so amped.

2:17

I want to see how the transition

2:19

is coming along. And I

2:22

want to see if she

2:24

did anything to that voice.

2:27

Yeah, that voice. Listen, man, We've

2:29

said it before, We'll say it again because

2:32

in this day and age of the political correctness

2:34

and the the uh foe,

2:37

I call it foe. Uh acceptance

2:40

that you're supposed to have towards everybody.

2:43

How no one has any feelings,

2:46

no one has any dark thoughts,

2:48

no one has any everybody's just accepting

2:50

towards everything, and nobody

2:53

has any uh discriminatory

2:56

or or or thinking the

2:58

the the in this day and age, we we

3:01

we call it the political correct police.

3:03

Also, this is the people in the

3:05

forefront of this are the hipster elite who

3:08

disguised himself as being all

3:10

to accepting

3:13

the fullest shit. They

3:15

they all where they accept the

3:17

gays, the blacks, They

3:20

have black friends, gay friends. I

3:23

don't give a fuck. I don't think

3:25

you're I don't think you you don't have any

3:27

discriminatory feelings. But that's

3:29

that's the climate we're living. So we need to protect

3:31

ourselves. We have discriminatory feelings.

3:33

I'm not gonna act like that doesn't

3:36

exist within me. What about

3:38

you, Gie Moody, Yeah

3:41

all the time. Man, it's in it's in you. But hey,

3:44

that doesn't mean we don't have there's

3:47

no harm. Yeah. And then in the bottom line,

3:49

this is the Iron Rapport podcast. This is our

3:51

fucking podcast. And just

3:54

like we critique athletes

3:56

and we critique Donald Trump

3:59

and his wig pe. We're gonna critique

4:01

fucking Caitlyn Jenner just

4:03

like we would critique any other fucking

4:05

person that's come across our we create.

4:08

We've criticized people we love. I

4:10

insulted my own children on here. I

4:13

insulted my father, my mother,

4:16

Denzel Washington, just

4:19

to name a few. So if you think that we're gonna

4:21

exclude Caitlyn Jenner just because he's

4:24

now a woman and

4:26

now that's not socially acceptable, yo,

4:30

No, he's in he We are inclusive,

4:33

were inclusive. He wants to

4:35

be She wants to be

4:37

treated normal. If we if

4:40

if we can go so far to treat one of our favorite

4:42

people, one of one of the all time favorite

4:44

people the Iron rap Or podcast is Denzel.

4:47

We shooted on Denzel. Yo.

4:50

If we could shoot on Denzel, We're gonna go

4:52

at you. Kate and Kate,

4:55

this is what I want to say. First

4:57

of all, I think it's very

5:00

that you're putting your entire or what appears

5:02

to be your entire transformation

5:05

in the public eye. It appears to be that way,

5:07

but we need to

5:09

start dealing with the voice. We

5:12

need to speed up the transformation

5:14

of the voice because I saw a clip of

5:16

Kate uh pre before

5:20

the premier of the show, and she

5:22

was saying how nervous she was

5:24

and she's hoping she does everything right,

5:26

and Caitlyn Jenner seems

5:29

and the reputation that Bruce had

5:32

and now that Caitlin has, this is a very

5:34

sweet, giving, caring, sensitive person.

5:37

Okay, but you've decided to do

5:39

this show in front of the whole world, and

5:42

I think you've jumped the gun because

5:44

your voice as Bruce

5:47

was deeper than mine, and your brother, your

5:49

voice as Caitlin is

5:51

still deeper than mine. Yeah,

5:54

you're not doing shit right. I don't

5:56

know who your doctors are. I

5:59

don't know if the hormones

6:01

need to kick in or we need to go to a

6:03

voice coach. But Michael Jackson

6:05

didn't sound like that. Michael

6:08

Jackson would talk like this, And

6:10

then they said that in real life, Michael Jackson sounded

6:12

like, you know, a brother from Gary, Indianna.

6:16

No, I don't know if we need to get you to a voice coach

6:18

or up the medicines or what

6:20

the funk we need to do. But Caitlin,

6:24

I'm having a problem accepting accepting

6:26

that baritone ship you're coming

6:28

at with. I don't give a damn

6:30

what kind of dress you got on,

6:32

how much it caused the shoes?

6:35

When you open your mouth, who do you sound

6:37

like? And that's not working for me.

6:40

This the other question. We we raised this

6:42

question before you you came

6:44

out, What

6:47

what about that dick? Now, now

6:49

it was okay for Diane Sawyer. She asked

6:51

that question to Bruce

6:54

on live television. Diane

6:57

Sawyer shout out to you for France asking

7:00

that question, and we had we got a he

7:04

he at the time answered everything

7:06

very forthcoming, very honest. And I know it's

7:08

not easy. I know it's taking

7:11

courage. You won the sp so

7:14

we've acknowledged that. But Diane

7:17

asked the question, and and and

7:19

we're still asking the question, what

7:22

what about that dick? And what

7:25

are you waiting for? If

7:28

if it were me, if I came out on some ship

7:30

like that, my loaf will

7:32

be the first to go because

7:34

I'm real with this ship you got, I'm a

7:36

lady yo. And and and

7:38

if you still have that dick, is

7:41

it legal for Caitlyn Jenner

7:44

to go into a public men's

7:46

room woman's room like because g

7:49

Moody were like, if you wanted to go into a woman's

7:51

room, what do you think would happen? They locked

7:53

me up there? You get locked up for ship like

7:55

that? Now, how can

7:57

he go into it? She well,

8:00

since he got his cock, he's

8:03

a he in my book,

8:05

right, you can't go into

8:07

the fucking bathroom. Now if you don't have your loaf.

8:11

You could say, oh, I'm a woman, I don't have

8:13

my loaf. Right, so I'm in the

8:15

women's bathroom. But you're a guy

8:18

or maybe, and then he said he likes lady, So what

8:20

the funk are you doing in that bathroom?

8:22

M right? These

8:25

are some of the questions that I hope get answered tonight

8:27

on the premier episode. We're gonna be uh

8:30

doing this podcast throughout the

8:32

episode. We are sitting by

8:35

we have pizza, popcorn,

8:37

and Gerald has some brown rum.

8:40

Paul Massa, you know, I wanted

8:42

to just tell you because I talked about one of the characters,

8:45

one of the one of the characters on the On

8:47

the Iron rapp Or podcast is my dog

8:49

Wheezy. And I'm gonna not

8:51

not go into all the details of how and

8:53

what and who did what, but

8:56

Wheezy because in Los Angeles.

8:59

As you know, marijuana is legal.

9:02

It is literally like going into your local seven

9:05

eleven and or Starbucks. That's

9:07

how easy it is. Once you get that. That's

9:09

once you get the card, which is like literally

9:11

going you can get authorized

9:14

to get weed easier than you can

9:17

getting uh, a fucking

9:20

credit card. It take takes five minutes.

9:22

If you have a California driver's license, it

9:24

literally will take you five minutes to get author

9:27

and then you could take your card immediately

9:29

go from from the doctor the quote

9:31

unquote doctor where you get you could

9:33

tell him you you have a fucking ingrown tonail

9:36

and it hurts. They'll give you a marijuana

9:38

car. You can literally say I have an ingrown toneil

9:40

and it's giving me pain and and I'm having

9:42

problems sleeping. You'll get the card. If

9:45

you want to say you have a backache and

9:47

there's there's really no way you can't

9:50

get the card. You give him the forty

9:52

five bucks doctor, so

9:54

and so we'll give you that weed card.

9:57

It's fucking nuts. I'm not saying

9:59

I do or do not do that, but I will

10:01

say this that over

10:04

the weekend, somebody

10:07

brought some high powered

10:09

weed donuts into my house, and

10:12

somebody forgot to take them where

10:14

they were supposed to take them, and Wheezy

10:17

ate the fucking chocolate weed donuts,

10:20

and Wheezy is in the crib

10:23

all fucked up, doing the

10:25

stink leg, doing the

10:27

ditty bob, doing the cheech

10:29

and chong fucking slow mo walk

10:32

and it was very frightening. Who spoke

10:34

to the doctor. The doctor said, you just gotta

10:37

you just gotta wait it out Jesus.

10:41

So you can't funk around with that stuff, kids,

10:44

animals. You gotta be careful with that stuff.

10:47

I'm not naming name point fingers and anybody

10:49

or anything. And I'm not claiming

10:52

that they were mine or they weren't mine.

10:54

I'm just telling you that I'm

10:56

talking about Wheezy right now. Okay,

10:59

So gimnetti, what what what? What's going on with

11:01

you? My man? Uh watch

11:04

a little Summer League and uh NBA

11:06

And I saw my man Anthony

11:08

Davis on television. Yeah, the New Orleans

11:11

is it? The New Orleans Hornets, Pelicans,

11:13

Pelicans? I get you know, once it

11:15

becomes like like it was the

11:17

hornets and then it was the Pelicans,

11:19

and now they're back to the Hornets and It's just

11:21

like I do this all the time. I always call

11:24

the Colts the Baltimore Colts.

11:27

I do this all the time. Like I don't

11:29

know what it is, like I'm not good with those kinds of changes

11:31

that the New Orleans Pelicans are they

11:33

the hornets of the Pelicans. Pelicans, the

11:35

fucking Pelicans, the

11:38

New Orleans Pelicans. The face of one of the faces

11:40

of the NBA, Anthony Davis. How is he looking? Did

11:42

he playing? Oh? Man, I want to tell this fucking

11:45

guy, they got you as the next

11:47

star. You're that next guy. You're

11:49

that next dude. You Adam

11:52

Silver, to fix your teeth,

11:55

fix your furniture. Cut the

11:57

fucking Uni brownrow

12:00

opid. No, the Uni brow is

12:02

his signature thing. Yeah, he

12:04

looks stupid. Okay, Yeah,

12:07

if we're gonna make you the face of the league, clean

12:10

your ship up. Yes, And then you're saying

12:12

his furniture, what do you what do you mean his teeth? He

12:14

got like three rolls of teeth like sharks

12:17

teeth. Yeah, they're coming out of fucking tongue,

12:20

coming out of the fucking back. How

12:23

Adam Silver sentence, motherfucker memoid

12:26

show ship because you're representing a corporation.

12:29

No, I didn't notice. It's about his teath and I

12:31

foxed with the union brow But but but you have a

12:33

problem with his teeth a k A. His furniture.

12:35

Furniture, fix your furniture. B Yeah.

12:38

Yeah, it's the offseason. You could get that done.

12:40

These guys making a hundred million dollars. Good

12:43

guy, I met him, very

12:45

very good players, improved, came into

12:47

the league to a little too early, but now he's

12:49

flourished, going on TV all

12:51

over the world. Fixed. You ship be speaking

12:53

to NBA. Yo, you know what I'm

12:56

telling you right now. This DraftKings

12:58

thing. DraftKings dot

13:00

com one of the one of the proud

13:03

sponsors of the Iron Rapports podcast

13:06

NBA Fantasy Basketball. I'm

13:08

doing it for sure because as

13:10

much as I love basketball, it's

13:14

changed my appreciation

13:16

for baseball. I mean,

13:19

I'm I'm having a fucking ball playing

13:22

fantasy baseball on DraftKings dot

13:25

Com. And it's crazy for me because

13:27

I don't like baseball. I don't even

13:29

We've said it before, we don't give a shit about

13:32

baseball. But this season when

13:35

I was a kid, I love baseball. This is the first season

13:37

since like nineteen seventy nine or

13:39

the two thousand, two thousand

13:41

and one UM season because

13:43

I wanted the Yankees to win so bad where

13:45

I literally have followed it every

13:48

day. And it's because of fantasy baseball

13:50

that me and you have been playing on DraftKings

13:53

dot Com. I wons.

13:58

I'm up, I'm down, but

14:00

it's good. I'm up. I'm

14:02

betting responsibly. I'm loving

14:04

it. You know, all you gotta do is go

14:06

on DraftKings dot com.

14:09

You pick the players you want,

14:11

you pick two pictures, and

14:13

every day you can literally win

14:16

thousands of dollars. If one of us

14:18

wins thousands of dollars. What

14:20

if you want like half a million dollars playing

14:23

fantasy but you wouldn't see me around no more. You

14:25

wouldn't come around anymore. Oh,

14:28

said, would be the end of playing Draft

14:30

Kings on some beach in Tahiti, But

14:32

you wouldn't be That'd be the end of me and you and the no,

14:34

no, we have to do it on remote.

14:38

You know you can. A guy won a million

14:40

dollars on DraftKings last year playing fantasy

14:43

baseball. I'm I'm I'm all in with

14:45

DraftKings dot com. And you know that if

14:47

you go to draft Kings dot com and you punch in

14:49

the promo code wrappaport. You

14:52

will save money on your

14:54

bets punching the promo code

14:56

wrappaport. We're on there. I'm not on

14:58

there every day because I'm not don't want to turned into a degenerate

15:00

gambler. But I played like three times last

15:03

week. I'm absolutely going to continue

15:05

to do it throughout the baseball season. I can't

15:07

wait till the playoffs start. It's a thing.

15:10

I love DraftKings dot

15:12

com. I love playing fantasy baseball,

15:14

and when they're fantasy football starts, everybody

15:17

knows how I get down with

15:19

fantasy football. You said you're gonna

15:21

do it. You never played

15:23

fantasy football. You know on drafting

15:25

you could do games each week. You don't have

15:27

to do the entire city. You could just be like, you know what,

15:30

this week, I'm feeling good and

15:33

that's it. You could just commit to one one

15:35

Sunday, any given

15:37

Sunday, and you win that

15:39

fucking money, not not toys, arrest

15:42

money, real fucking money. Real. I'm

15:44

gonna start now that I really understand

15:47

the baseball, the fantasy baseball of it, like

15:49

how it is and how simple is like, I'm gonna

15:51

start stepping up, putting my money with my mouth because

15:53

I feel like I have like like a little little bit of

15:55

skill. And I know it's not it's a luck thing,

15:58

but there is a little bit of skill skill involved.

16:00

You know that already, Right, No, man, I'm doing

16:02

it. You know, DraftKings dot com. Put in the

16:04

promo code wrappaport play, play

16:06

responsibly, have fun, and hopefully

16:10

we're gonna make somebody into a millionaire. If

16:12

one of the fans of the Iron Rapports podcast becomes

16:14

a millionaire. I'm not saying like I expect

16:16

to cut, but I'm saying, like, you can

16:18

send me twenty bucks.

16:21

Just don't be a stingy, selfish fun all

16:23

right. I mean like just saying if you win a million dollars,

16:25

like I'm saying twenty fives,

16:27

like yo, thanks Mike Rap, thanks Gimo and Eddie,

16:30

Yo, go by yourself. A couple of a couple of

16:32

slices and a snapple. That's right? What

16:35

else? Man? Wait first

16:37

before we get

16:41

yeah, you don't, that's rude. No, We're

16:43

in a gloom to him, that's what the funk we do? We

16:45

eat? You fucking drink. But I'm e the

16:47

slice wall fucking

16:50

you know who's gonna go broke? And you you know

16:52

it? Who Josh Smith?

16:56

And well now he's with the Clippers.

16:59

What did he do? He said, Oh, it's gonna be

17:02

very hard now for me and my family

17:04

to live on a six million dollars

17:06

or one million a year or yeah,

17:09

it's very So that tells

17:11

you right there, that's an indicator of what's

17:13

to come. You will, this will be a

17:15

broke motherfucker in fifty

17:17

ten years, five years after he finishes.

17:20

Because the great Latrolle Spreeball, someone who

17:22

we love, We've we've had to we've had to talk about

17:24

him. He's the one one year

17:26

he said something about making one

17:28

million dollars. It was like a joke, like

17:31

and they ushered him out

17:33

of the league. Yo, Josh Smith.

17:36

This is the thing that bothers me about Josh Smith.

17:40

First of all, you know that the Detroit Pistons

17:42

paid him twenty five million dollars when they

17:44

cut his ass. He must be a

17:47

cancer. The

17:49

thing that bothers me about Josh Smith, and

17:53

and I don't know him, I've never met

17:55

him. Unfulfilled

17:57

talent. This is a six

17:59

ft nine, six ft ten guy

18:02

with all the fucking talent in the world, but

18:04

he's been shipped around the league. He

18:06

was he was he was hot and cold in Atlanta,

18:09

went to Detroit. They fucking cut

18:11

him for and gave him

18:13

twenty five million dollars to go away,

18:16

to go away. Then he got picked up by Houston,

18:19

played Houston, and now he has to take

18:21

a pay cut Atlanta because

18:23

he's getting older. He still insists

18:26

on shooting threes like it's a fucking you

18:29

know, when you're in a carnival shot, like a paper shot,

18:31

like look, let me see if I can

18:33

make these, and

18:36

and and he's unfulfilled talent, like he's

18:39

never gonna turn into what he could have turned

18:41

into if he focused on and appreciated

18:43

the time that he has in the NBA. And now

18:45

you're with the Clippers, which is good

18:47

because they're they're they have I don't know

18:49

how the Clippers have picked up so

18:51

many fucking players. I don't know how

18:53

they pick up all these players. I don't

18:55

know how how they do it. They got a whole,

18:58

but they got Yo with and Drakes,

19:00

Jordan's born

19:02

ready and now Josh Smith's

19:06

headaches to Yo that's that's a

19:09

three that's a three man week headaches.

19:11

You gotta get babysitters whatever you

19:13

need a babysitter for for that, for that that team,

19:16

like yo, like Jerry Jones did with oh

19:19

yeah, you gotta have a guy with like you

19:21

gotta pay a guy to be with another

19:23

groom man because born

19:25

ready again. Like

19:28

dudes, you want to like be on that ship like

19:30

that street. You're not a street dude, You're a basketball

19:32

player. Get that money and fulfill

19:35

your talent for be the best you could

19:37

be. Josh

19:39

Smith, you're complaining about making six point nine

19:41

million dollars in a year and it's

19:43

your fault and

19:46

and you you're gonna struggle on that.

19:48

So before you got in the league, was

19:51

your family well to do right?

19:55

So you didn't make that much

19:57

when you weren't in the league and

20:00

your family your was okay. Now you've got

20:02

more money, and now you're saying, oh, I don't

20:04

know, that tells me what's

20:06

about to come. It's it's a it's

20:08

a them go bankrupt

20:12

because they spend money. There's professional

20:15

athletes ten cars. You only

20:17

got one ass motherfucker youna sit in ten cars?

20:19

Good point one car. You

20:21

only have one. Ask if I don't see Bloomberg

20:24

flawson, I ain't flawsen, Yo.

20:27

I've been around some wealthy people and

20:29

ain't about that. Those are some

20:32

new balance LEVI

20:34

jeen wearing motherfucker's

20:37

And why would I have to show the world

20:39

that I have money? I don't have to do

20:41

that. You're in the NBA. We know you expect

20:43

you to be rich, and all

20:45

that ostentatious ship just

20:48

leads to bankruptcy.

20:50

And then to say something public about

20:53

six point nine million you put

20:55

yourself if that's a pay cup for you, Josh

20:57

Smith, you did this to yourself.

21:00

You did this to yourself by

21:02

by continuing to not live up

21:04

to your your potential as a basketball player.

21:06

And you're getting older and the ship is gonna

21:08

come to an end at some point. And he's complained,

21:11

and you're complaining about six six Most

21:14

human beings on the planet live on less

21:16

than a dollar a day. That's

21:19

the truth. You can look it up. Where do I look

21:22

it up online? And we don't fact

21:24

check. I'm not looking up ship. Most

21:26

human beings live on less than a dollar

21:29

a day. And my man is complaining. See

21:31

that's not taken well by the NBA offices.

21:34

They rush your motherfucker's out of the league. He's

21:36

close, Josh Smith is close, and I

21:38

don't want to see it happen. I don't want to see that happen

21:40

in anybody, just like I don't want to see it happen

21:42

to a Rod. I don't want to see it to happen

21:45

to Lindsey Lohan, even fucking

21:47

Johnny Football with all his bullshit. I

21:49

don't like to see these guys do that to themselves.

21:51

I'm not one of these people, like get out of here, get

21:54

the funk out of here. I don't like

21:56

they just continue to make the mistakes they

21:59

try to ship on Lindsey Loehian, like get

22:01

her out of show business, Like these people are

22:04

above above them,

22:06

like like the behavior that goes on with the

22:08

business people in show business, the

22:10

people but behind the camera, like

22:13

these are some upstanding citizens.

22:16

Trust me, they're not grimy. Motherfucker's

22:19

too. Man. Yeah, everybody's the same.

22:21

Nobody's exempt from being you

22:24

know that. You know, everybody has

22:26

their dark ship, their secrets and all that ship.

22:29

I have mine? Do you have yours? G Moody? Yeah?

22:32

But no I ain't like Seymour Rappaport.

22:35

Fuck Seymour Rappaport

22:37

a k A. Bill Cosby. I'm

22:40

gonna start referring to him and Seymour rapport,

22:42

and it's alias will be Bill Cosby because

22:44

you wanted to put my name and running

22:46

through the street, try to ship on your name. If

22:48

you don't know, that's already Bill Cosby.

22:51

When he was really laying it down, his

22:53

alias would be Seymour Rappaport. When

22:55

State hotels, he'd answer the phone

22:58

as Seymour Rappaport, and he spell

23:00

it like with

23:02

the R A p A p rt. Because there's

23:04

many different spelling. R A p A p

23:07

r T is the most unusual spelling

23:09

of it. Usually it's r A p p A

23:11

p O r T. And

23:14

for some reason sometimes people that

23:16

T is prominent the end. They say, Rappa

23:19

poor, You gotta fucking hit

23:21

the T. This is the I Am Rappaport

23:24

podcast. It's not the I Am Rappa Poor

23:26

podcast. There's this fucking T there for and I'm

23:28

not French, so it's not silent you

23:31

fuck you So Seymour, I

23:33

mean, I mean this guy. I don't

23:35

know how this is gonna end. He's

23:38

gonna be in jail. Do you think he's gonna want to

23:40

go into jail. I don't think he's gonna go They got a case

23:43

that from two thousand and eight they're

23:45

investigating and Gloria the

23:47

laya Gloria Aldred or something. She's

23:50

about to question him in another deposition

23:54

coming soon, yo, And

23:56

she says, I'm a grill um like a cheeseburger.

23:59

That's what she said. Imagine

24:02

that's what That's what the lawyer says. I'm going

24:04

to grill him like that's one

24:06

of those those lawyers. Man, she's

24:08

hungry to motherfucker Mr

24:12

Morality. Yo, this is the Iron

24:14

Rapp War Podcast. We're hours away from

24:16

the world premiere of I Am

24:18

Kate. That fucking Ryan

24:20

Seacrest. You know he's got his hands and everything

24:24

show. This is gonna be probably the biggest, the

24:26

most watched, one of the most watched television

24:29

events of all time. Yo.

24:32

Definitely gonna be the highest rated reality television

24:34

of all time, probably be one of the biggest rating

24:37

things of all of the whole summer. People

24:39

want to see. People were

24:42

watching it. We got it on fucking like

24:44

must watch TV. We're sitting

24:46

around here eating pizza with popcorn

24:49

popping in the kitchen. The gloom to him,

24:51

ready to watch? What do you think other people are

24:53

doing? You don't even watch TV? Ge

24:55

Moody came all the way down from the Boogie

24:57

down Bronx. You the gloom to him

25:00

in the heat. What's

25:02

what's his noise? Heat? Oh? Yeah?

25:05

Um to watch? Uh?

25:08

I am kate. You know what I'm doing this week, g

25:10

Moody. The next few days,

25:13

I'm gonna be co hosting. He's in hers.

25:16

Damn. I like

25:18

that show. I like Jamal Hill with Jamal

25:20

Hill. And you know, when you're doing live

25:23

television, you realize that there's a

25:25

major league skill involved. First of all, you can't

25:27

say shit, fuck, ass, cocksucker,

25:30

motherfucker, titty sucker, kids

25:33

say any of that ship and you have to be

25:35

able to flow. If you if you, if

25:37

you uh paying attention, sometimes you'll

25:39

notice that I was stuttering, stammering, prick.

25:42

If you listen to me talk sometimes like it's

25:45

not like a stutter, it's just I'm not I do that

25:47

a lot. I do that a lot. I don't know

25:50

I do that. You don't do that on TV, don't

25:53

fucking jinx don't when

25:55

you held it down. Thank you. They said

25:57

that in Brooklyn too, he did a good job. Thank

26:00

you, thank you, thank you. I appreciate that. But

26:02

I'm looking forward to the people seeing. Uh.

26:05

I'm looking forward to doing it, and we're gonna have

26:07

a good time on there, and there will be subliminal

26:09

iron Wrap Por podcast drops on

26:12

the one day I will be wearing

26:14

an iron Wrap por podcast while I host

26:17

his in hers with the great beautiful,

26:19

talented, funny,

26:21

cool Jamali and

26:24

uh. And I like it because she has nice

26:26

hairstyle. I love I like her too. She's

26:29

she's cool, She's real cool.

26:31

Detroit in the house. Yeah, so I'm

26:33

gonna be doing that. But your your your boy?

26:35

Uh, your boy? What's his name? What

26:38

the fun is? His name is Ryan Seacrest. He's

26:40

got a new show coming out that you you said you were

26:42

offended by Knock Knock?

26:45

What is it? I didn't see the preview the preview

26:47

for Well He's Knocking on. I

26:49

guarantee you he'll show the preview tonight

26:51

on the I M Kate thing because everybody's

26:53

gonna be watching it. If you want to launch

26:56

some ship by advertising times

26:58

during I am paid and because motherfucker's

27:01

it's not gonna be like the super Bowl, but it's

27:03

gonna be pretty damn big. The

27:06

show in question, the

27:08

motherfucker is knocking on doors and

27:10

he's giving away things, Right, That's what it

27:12

seems like to me. Right, And

27:15

I'm seeing he's knocking on doors

27:17

and houses, the neighborhoods that looked fantastic,

27:21

great neighborhoods. These motherfucker's

27:23

don't need nothing. Now where are you from? Where are you

27:25

born and raised? Brownsville,

27:28

Brooklyn? So how would you suggest he does

27:30

knock knock in those type of neighborhoods.

27:32

Go to fucking Baltimore, go to

27:35

come to Brownsville, knock

27:37

on these doors. Brownsville,

27:39

if you don't know, it is the sort

27:41

of is the sort of unspoken

27:44

area in Brooklyn. If if you're not there,

27:46

it's it's it's it's ungentrifiable.

27:49

So all your Williamsburg hipster

27:52

elite, like the show Girls,

27:54

they portray Brooklyn. No disrespect the girls,

27:56

but they portray this this part of Brooklyn

27:59

as being one. Brownsville is

28:01

an area that has the largest

28:04

public housing in

28:07

the fucking world. And from

28:10

there it's a rough and tumble neighborhood. Eneral is

28:12

not a rough and tumble dude. But but so

28:14

we're not glorifying and or saying

28:17

that, but just saying it's a tough neighborhood.

28:19

So we think that Ryan Seacrest should

28:21

take the show Knock Knock and

28:24

be balanced, go to the rich neighborhoods and go to

28:26

fucking h balltonmore, go to

28:29

some Detroit You know, we should do on the iron

28:31

Wrap porp Pockets. We should do our own version where

28:33

we do knock knock and we bring them

28:35

some of the sponsorship ship. Like

28:37

what if we did knock knock and we brought somebody.

28:40

I'm just saying, I'm not saying we're gonna do this. We could

28:42

put this in play. We go to people's houses,

28:44

we go knock knock, and we gotta Casper

28:46

Mattress for you, because

28:48

Casper Mattress is one of the

28:50

sponsors of the iron Wrap porp Pockets.

28:53

We go knock knock, They're like, who is it. We're

28:55

like, it's rapp Report and gmo Any and

28:57

we got a fucking beautiful king

29:00

size Casper Mattress hand

29:03

delivered stress

29:07

catch me. But y'o, I love I'm

29:09

gonna kick you. Tell you about this cast. Talk talk

29:11

about the cast, because I could say I could go on for days

29:13

about my Casper mattress. I know that they're

29:16

a sponsor of the Iron rab Poor Pocket. I

29:18

know that they use technology, brand

29:20

new technology. I know that it is a company

29:22

that continues to grow and grow

29:24

and grow. And I know that I sleep beautifully

29:27

on the cast. From this, you break it down,

29:29

gmore, Nettie. I rolled out that Casper

29:33

and ever since I've been lying on it.

29:36

My back is fucking

29:39

great. The sleep is

29:42

great. The Casper

29:44

mattress revolutionized mattresses.

29:47

Fifty dollars off, you're already

29:50

very fair cheap purchase price.

29:53

To get a mattress, you go to Casper dot

29:55

com. Check it out, read

29:57

the reviews, Listen to us we

30:00

where we were fortunate enough to get Casper

30:02

mattresses. And I am telling you I am

30:04

a I'm not a good sleeper. I move

30:06

around, I have angst. I sleep

30:09

like a fucking babe in a nice,

30:11

clean, warm diaper. These cats

30:14

change the game. And it will show up

30:16

at your door if you're in New York City same

30:18

day, anywhere else two to three days

30:21

and it comes in a box and you're like, what the fund

30:23

is that? And then they cut the box

30:25

open and the bed unfolds

30:28

and then it comes to life. It's not a

30:30

blow up and it is a traditional

30:33

it contours to your body cast.

30:36

I would love to do that, a sort of knock

30:38

knock we show up at someone's fucking door with a Casper

30:40

Mattress. That would be good.

30:43

We have to put that in play, yo.

30:46

Casper Mattresses is one of the one

30:48

of the proud sponsors of the Iron Wrapper Pockets.

30:51

And let me tell you something else. We don't

30:53

just take sponsorship. We have turned down sponsorship.

30:56

Trust me. People are

30:59

are are knocking at the door

31:01

to be to be represented on the Iron

31:03

Rap por Podcast. I promise you, and I tell

31:05

you this. If we don't like it, if we don't funk

31:07

with it, if we don't stand by it, if we don't think it's

31:10

respectable quality shit,

31:13

we don't talk about it at the Iron Rap porp podcast,

31:15

we will turn down the sponsorship. We believe

31:18

in Casper Mattress. That is the truth.

31:20

We love it. A fox with Casper

31:23

Mattresses. We

31:25

gotta talk about it.

31:29

Just doesn't fucking stop. It's not a

31:31

coincidence, the

31:33

brutality, the

31:36

deaths, again and again and again

31:38

and again and again, and

31:41

it's a pattern against one

31:43

particular group. I have not

31:46

seen the video of

31:48

the white cop beating the white woman.

31:51

I have not seen any video

31:54

of the white cop beating the white man. I

31:56

haven't seen the Italian American cop

31:59

or Irish cop beating the Italian

32:01

American or Irish the iron rap

32:03

wor podcast me myself hundred.

32:06

We have friends at a policeman. We have

32:08

many friends in New York City that a policeman.

32:11

So I support the police

32:13

force across the country. But

32:15

something needs to be figured out, Something

32:18

needs to be dissected, Something needs to be with

32:22

the police brutality, the

32:24

the the the death Sandra

32:26

Bland, a woman.

32:29

I mean, it's not like we're breaking this fucking

32:31

story. Another woman

32:33

in a Los Angeles female cop

32:36

kicked a handcuffed woman

32:39

killed her. Told her, I'm gonna punch you in

32:42

the pussy. This is

32:44

a fact. While

32:46

she was handcuffed, said I'm going to punt

32:49

you. It's on videotape. I'm

32:51

gonna punt you in the pussy. It's

32:53

so violent and derogatory

32:56

and savage. Got sixteen

32:58

months in jail for at you

33:01

know, and these cops are getting off

33:04

for for murdering people. Again

33:07

we funk with the cops. I support the cops.

33:09

This isn't like we support them, you

33:11

know. But there's something has to be figured

33:14

out. If if if, if people are

33:16

overworked and overstressed, or I

33:18

don't know what it is, I try to find some excuse

33:20

for it. There is no excuse. It

33:23

has to be figured out. There. There has to be

33:26

some sort of end, endgame

33:28

to it, because this this can't

33:30

continue to go on where people women

33:32

are getting killed by police, men

33:34

are being killed by the police wholesale.

33:37

It just keeps happening and it's all caught on

33:39

video and no one's going to jail, and

33:41

it's one particular group

33:45

and the savagery right

33:47

of it, and then they

33:50

get paid vacation crazy

33:53

mock uh investigation

33:55

right, grand jury. Uh,

33:58

it's justified. I told

34:00

you the the heritage

34:03

of the nation has no feeling

34:05

for black people. The feeling

34:08

and the populace is like justified.

34:12

And no matter what, and we want

34:14

to sit here and and and and and

34:16

talk about everybody.

34:18

There's no derogatory feelings and

34:20

acceptance and all that, and there should be all

34:23

that. But the fucking the point

34:25

that I'm making right now, and I hope it's clear,

34:28

the reality of it is, is that that

34:30

is not the way the majority

34:32

of people really feel. Let

34:34

these fucking animals put the Confederate

34:37

flag up. Let them

34:39

so you could identify these people. Stop

34:42

trying to hide the like they're just gonna make

34:44

more subversive ship. All

34:46

the hiding and all that ship that the murdering

34:48

and the shooting and the random shootings

34:51

and the guns and all that ship. It's

34:53

just horrible. The Iron Rap

34:55

por Podcast. We have a conscience. Sure

34:58

we like to funk with people, bus

35:00

bulls, break poles. Sure

35:04

we want to know where Caitlyn Jenner's loafiz.

35:08

Yeah, but at the end of the day, Yo,

35:11

man, I don't know, man, I'm sick

35:13

of every every every episode we we have

35:15

to talk about this ship every week. There's some there's

35:18

some violence, system, innocence

35:21

being just taken, kill, life,

35:24

gone for nothing. I'm gonna punch you

35:26

in the pussy and the woman winds up

35:28

dead and you get sixteen months in jail kind

35:31

of And you're a police officer. You're a police

35:34

officer. That says that to another. First of all, what

35:36

kind of woman says that? And then what kind of police?

35:38

And it's not all funing cause I've seen some videotape

35:40

of a black cop flipping on a black It's

35:43

it's it's the job. I don't know what it is

35:45

about the job. It has to be Listen, it's

35:47

a tough job because the police are

35:49

dealing with the real crazies all

35:51

the time, the white, black,

35:54

Chinese, brown, blue,

35:56

red, they're dealing with them. So I know it's

35:58

a tough job. Less

36:01

hours, more pay, something, something

36:03

has to be figured out. I don't know what it is. Something

36:05

has to be figured out. It's just bad,

36:07

man. It's just like. That's why I don't watch

36:10

news, and I can't understand watching. I

36:12

try to watch the news to stand for him. I

36:14

see your man Trump out there acting

36:16

like a fucking lunatic. And one thing

36:18

I want to say about Trump is that I

36:21

like the ship talking. But

36:23

but but it's got to be calculated, Like we're

36:26

not running for presidency, so we

36:28

could talk ship here at the Iron Rap por podcast.

36:30

When when when When I try to run for presidency, I'm

36:32

gonna fucking curve it a little big. But

36:36

this guy, it says like he's on a fucking

36:38

corner and

36:40

he's winning. I was having some conversation

36:43

with some some some real white

36:45

folks and they were even like,

36:47

what the fun Republicans with

36:49

a lot of money, and they were like, I can't even fund

36:52

them. I can't call it. They were like, I can't

36:54

even believe this ship. Yo,

36:56

this guy might want up running for president of the United

36:59

States? Talking crazy ship? Yeah,

37:01

what about speaking of hair, Rachel

37:05

Dozel, we gotta

37:07

tie that in there. Rachel Dozel, who

37:10

it's not moving off the her

37:13

her stance of blackness. She said

37:15

that and and follow up Vanity

37:17

Fair interview after the off the after the

37:19

whole storm pass, she said

37:22

she's more determined and and and she's

37:24

got her feet in the ground to claim her

37:27

blackness. She said, I

37:29

wouldn't say I'm African American. I'd say

37:31

I'm black. Now you are a

37:34

black man, a k and African American.

37:36

Is there a difference? You

37:38

live in America? You're black, you're

37:42

black, but the term it's a

37:44

fucking term term and and

37:47

you're white. How you want to say, how are you going

37:49

to uh differentiate

37:51

when this coach. Ain't got nothing to do with

37:53

you. How how do you

37:56

say, oh, I'm not African American. You're

37:58

not either one of those things.

38:00

You're not African American, you're not black either,

38:03

right, So what the fund are you talking

38:05

about? It's a crazy person. She's been

38:07

ostracized from her job, the n double

38:09

a. Nobody wants it. But she got her dream

38:11

job. She loves doing black hair. But

38:14

but the thing that I don't like is that she only

38:16

likes to do black hair. Again,

38:19

if I want to go in there and get a fucking haircut, am

38:21

I gonna be discriminated against? She

38:23

send you, just send you to another chair. My

38:25

mom be district discriminated against. She

38:28

only does black hair, and

38:31

that's her specialty. That's it. And now

38:33

she got a salon. Remember we said

38:36

we would overlook all your bullshit if you made

38:38

a couple of salons because you got talent.

38:41

She's good with the hand, Undoubtedly she

38:43

can rock it. What black

38:46

people's head like? What do you mean she

38:49

is? She doing all braids and all those nice

38:51

designs. She's got skills. But

38:54

why don't you just have that? Why don't you just fucking

38:57

be a part of the n w a CP be a

38:59

conscious person. But why do you have to say that

39:01

you're black? You don't

39:03

want it no other way.

39:06

This is a crazy person. Just know

39:10

that Michael Rappaport's racial reassignment

39:12

surgery and my announcement

39:15

will be coming. It

39:17

will be coming soon to a theater near you. I

39:20

Am getting racial reassignment surgery.

39:23

Damn fuck it. If if

39:25

Bruce could become Caitlin and Rachel Dolzel

39:28

can say she's black and then and then

39:30

be caught and they show her literally

39:33

white, whiter than white parents,

39:35

and then she's why can't I get my fucking

39:38

racial reassis. It's

39:40

all about acceptance. Are they gonna accept

39:42

me or they're gonna take me as a joke? Well,

39:45

I'll be accepted. Gerald

39:48

who's gonna criticize Puerto Rican?

39:50

No, Bob decided, I'm gonna be black and

39:53

I'm gonna I'm gonna announce my name. I

39:56

was first thinking of the name Leroy

39:58

from Fame, but then wanted to change it because

40:00

I wanted it to be a little bit more exotic and I want to do

40:03

le Roy l a. And

40:05

then I want the the the little the little thing

40:07

on the uh, the little what is it called

40:10

apostrophe? But I want the one with

40:12

it with the what is it called when you have

40:14

like a accent? Le Roy?

40:17

And then I haven't come up with a last name. Of course Jackson

40:20

would be you know, sort of, but that's too

40:22

stereotypically. I haven't

40:24

figured out the last name. But I want my first name to be le

40:26

Roy. What do you what do you think about that? I

40:28

thought you're gonna have a name like sun God.

40:31

No no, no, no, no, no no, not

40:33

not not lear Roy Leroy.

40:36

I'm getting racial reassignment, Churger. I hope

40:39

things don't fall apart because all about

40:41

acceptance, So no one should have any problem

40:43

with my man adopting

40:46

blackness. Really, I'm

40:48

gonna thank you, Gerald. I appreciate

40:50

that day fully. I'm gonna have the surgery top

40:53

to bottom, top to boden.

40:55

I don't want to hear ship. I want to say it's about

40:57

acceptance. We don't discriminate. He's

41:00

beautiful. He looks just like street

41:03

with a beautiful black man, just

41:05

like Caitlin, And be like, look how he walks down the

41:07

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All right, we are in the middle

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of I am kate. The opening scene

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just happened. It was

44:11

Caitlyn Jenner waxing

44:13

poetic about her concerns about getting

44:16

it right. What is that? Alright?

44:18

Go ahead, I don't know what it is. She's

44:21

very concerned about getting it right. I find

44:23

this whole thing to be a fucking self

44:26

fulfilling thing. And

44:29

I guarantee you part

44:31

of the transgender community feels the same

44:33

way. People that are have have

44:36

dealt with and have lived this, and

44:38

have fought for this, and and

44:40

have been discriminated against. And now

44:43

Caitlyn Jenner comes along and and

44:46

is living at the top of the canyon in Malibu,

44:48

and and and you know, all over the

44:50

newspaper and other people have struggled

44:53

and and and have been abused and couldn't

44:55

afford all the surgery, and you're talking

44:57

about I just you know, I have so much response.

45:00

Yes, but this is this is self

45:02

fulfilling in a way. This is this

45:04

is about you. This is

45:06

about putting you on the forefront

45:09

of of back to being a star

45:11

like in your wheed these days and you're in your your

45:13

decathalon days. I

45:16

don't like it. I

45:18

knew it was on some bullshit. The Kardashians

45:21

are are masters. They are

45:23

they are They have mastered the craft

45:25

of manipulating the media

45:28

in a self fulfilling, self serving,

45:31

monetizing way. And God bless him

45:33

and Bruce A k A Kate

45:36

is up in that ship. They're

45:39

all getting paid. Ryan c. Kriss is getting

45:41

paid off this ship. Chris Jenner is getting

45:43

paid off this ship. It's just gonna continue

45:45

to who funk are these people?

45:49

And now we're like, you want to continue to get

45:51

it right? We grew up in New York City in the

45:53

seventies and eighties. This is not the first tranny

45:56

I've seen. And oh, try,

45:58

you can't say that in can you say that?

46:01

You say black, you say port Rocks,

46:04

you say ju Pricks,

46:06

you say all that ship, you say

46:08

tranny. Now it's it's it's bad.

46:10

You got people more people worrying about what

46:13

the fuck you're referring to. Like

46:15

I read the manifesto the eleven pin that

46:18

trans sexual whatever, transgender

46:20

whatever, they say tranny because it's short

46:23

shortening. It's no derogatory ship

46:26

and Bruce Jenner Caitlyn Jenner is the face

46:28

it is the opening credits. Haven't

46:30

sensed us here at the Iron Rap por Podcast

46:33

were already incensed by

46:35

I Am Kate sitting

46:38

there watching her and her her

46:40

glam team celebrated

46:42

about being on the cover of Vanity Fair

46:44

and look at that cover. Baby.

46:47

That's what Kate says within the first

46:49

few minutes, and the Glam team is just

46:52

sitting there because now they know they have a new client

46:54

that will need them seven

46:57

to be presentable to the world. This is a

46:59

self of filling his come

47:01

up, This is his come up, this

47:03

is her come up, this is her comeback. I'm

47:06

gonna turn into a lady. I'm gonna turn into

47:08

a lady. I was I was the weird one without

47:10

the story. And even she said what she was on Uh,

47:14

Diane Sawyer the stories right here,

47:16

like she's trumping the

47:19

Kardashi. But because

47:21

because she had the story, this is self

47:23

fulfilling. This doesn't have nothing to do with

47:25

transgender about it, you

47:28

know, this is a self fulfilling prophecy.

47:31

And then they discussed Caitlin

47:33

Kim Kardashi and calls

47:37

Caitlin and says, you

47:39

broke towards the record of Obama's Twitter

47:41

and they're clapping. That's

47:44

what you're went in for. This is what

47:46

they're focusing on you. Yeah,

47:49

you got a lot of followers. You broke

47:52

Twitter, just like the last time you broke it

47:54

was your daughter's ass when

47:56

she went out to the cover of paper

47:59

magazine, break the Internet. I

48:02

get on the six train. I see asses like that

48:04

every single day in New York City.

48:07

Every single day. I see beautiful

48:09

women on the trains, Latino

48:12

women, Dominican women with beautiful

48:14

ass. I go to Gristiti's Da Gastino's

48:17

beautiful with real asses like that,

48:19

and you're gonna break the internet. We

48:22

said that a long time ago. That ain't ship. That

48:24

ain't ship. It's

48:27

fake. So you're worse, you know. We go up

48:29

to Washington Heights, Brooklyn,

48:32

Bronx, Wakefield or South Bronx.

48:35

Best asses

48:37

are everywhere, yo,

48:40

just because it's a short, white Persian

48:42

girl. It's like a big all of a sudden, the

48:44

ass is a big day, like she invented the

48:47

fat asses. And when I say fat, I

48:49

mean a beautiful ass. I don't

48:51

mean fat in the derogatory where we gotta

48:54

explain everything nowaday, I say

48:56

fat like bad meaning bad like

48:58

bad meaning good, like can run d m

49:00

C S. I say a fat ass, somebody,

49:02

that's a loving thing. See when somebody says

49:05

a fat ass, you

49:07

little hipsters, you little fucking

49:09

politically correct fox people

49:12

have been saying fat ass,

49:14

and it's a compliment and

49:17

that it's not pH a t it's a

49:19

fat ass. Like look at that beautiful

49:21

ass, like that is a thing of beauty.

49:25

I have to explain everything to you now, all of so

49:27

you're politically correction. Oh like I listened

49:29

to DJ Quick, I listened to n W A

49:31

growing up.

49:35

Of course, you broke the record of

49:38

Twitter. Of course,

49:41

you made a spectacle of yourself and you

49:44

invited the whole world into watching a

49:46

guy changing into a woman. Of course

49:48

you broke Twitter. Of

49:50

course, you broke Twitter, your fucking

49:53

world renowned for the fucking decatholic

49:55

work and for being for being Bruce.

49:58

Your name is Bruce. You couldn't have a more mask. Of

50:00

course you broke Twitter. And they're so proud and

50:02

like yeah, and the glam

50:04

Squad ak the ask kissers,

50:06

that little crew around Bruce Jenner.

50:10

If Bruce Jenner or Caitlyn Jenner

50:12

said the sky is fucking purple

50:15

and the stars are falling from the sky,

50:17

they would go, yeah, those

50:20

people, those type of people, the

50:22

hair and makeup and the assistance, especially

50:24

in the Hollywood world and the show business,

50:27

they are paid. Ask kissers

50:29

the truest if if if

50:31

Caitlyn Jenner right now said fucking

50:34

there's a UFO on my back lawn. They

50:36

would go, yeah, I see it.

50:39

These are ask kissers, man, This show

50:41

I Am Kate is the epitome of the

50:43

elitist white Hollywood

50:47

bullshit. Yo.

50:52

This dude, Caitlin Jenner

50:55

never cared about the transgender

50:58

community when he was a

51:01

guy. You've been on TV for the last ten

51:03

years, you weren't saying how much you cared about the

51:05

transgender community. This is like

51:07

a press a pr thing.

51:10

Man. I knew, I know that he genuinely

51:12

cares, genuinely, but why didn't you say you

51:14

didn't care about the transgender community for the last

51:16

fifteen years. You've been on TV with them,

51:19

the largest watch reality show for Why

51:21

haven't we heard anything talk about this? That's what I'm saying.

51:23

So he don't he don't care. This is some grabship

51:26

now, yo. One thing that I don't understand

51:29

also that Bruce

51:31

Caitlyn says in

51:33

the opening episode of I

51:35

Am Kate is I want them to be proud

51:38

of their daddy. That clip has

51:40

been played a lot. I want them to

51:42

be proud talking about his kids. I want them to be proud

51:45

of their daddy, but you now are

51:48

being referred to as a she, So

51:51

you have to say, Mommy, that's

51:53

something that I don't understand. I'm being

51:55

a hundred and fifty since here that clip.

51:58

I want them A teary Caitlyn

52:00

Genner says, I want them to be proud of

52:02

their daddy, but

52:05

the world is referring to you as a woman. I

52:08

don't need to do the math to say how confusing

52:10

this is to everybody. Yet we should

52:13

accept this is like

52:15

saying two plus two is six. Wait

52:17

wait, wait, wait wait, whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa.

52:20

I have a right to say, Yo, that's bullshit,

52:23

just like you gotta right to put on a dress

52:25

and all that. I have a right to say,

52:28

that's bullshit what you're doing, it's

52:30

a money grab. One of the most

52:33

I would say compelling parts

52:36

of the premier of I Am Kate is

52:38

when Caitlin meets

52:43

her family, mom, Dukes,

52:47

and the sisters for the first time,

52:50

and then the mom after first

52:52

meeting, Caitlin says, he's

52:55

still Bruce. So

52:58

I say that that's why I'm

53:00

gonna continue to call him Bruce.

53:02

If Mama can say it, If

53:05

Mama say yeah, I look at that boy,

53:07

but I still see Bruce. See. So

53:10

if mother says that and she had

53:12

this motherfucker and she's not being ostracized

53:15

for being uh not accepting,

53:18

I'm calling them Bruce because that's what I remember

53:20

him as, right mother.

53:22

Mom Dukes came in and said, I don't

53:25

give a fuck what this motherfucker got

53:27

on the mother says that's

53:29

Bruce. See Mama calls

53:31

him Bruce, then I'm gonna call him Bruce. You

53:33

know what else I didn't like and it showed

53:35

that this is some propaganda. At

53:39

one point during the premier episode

53:41

of I Am Caitlin, the mother brings

53:44

up the Bible and

53:46

she goes she asked the so called expert

53:49

that Caitlin brought in there to help answer question,

53:51

the expert on all this home team

53:53

lawyer, and they said,

53:56

you know the part in the Bible where he said a man

53:58

dresses up like a man in a woman dress

54:00

up like a woman. She didn't go into the details

54:02

of it. I'm not an expert on the Bible. I refuse

54:05

to fact check anything on the Iron Wrap or podcast.

54:08

We don't do that. But

54:10

the so called transgender expert,

54:12

what does she do skirts

54:15

the issue back pedals.

54:18

You don't know that, you don't know about that that

54:20

that that passage from the Bible. You know

54:22

everything else on transgender

54:25

and all that, but you don't know about that issue. You

54:27

don't know about about that passage from the

54:30

Bible. You're an expert. This the first

54:32

time this was brought up. Now,

54:34

I don't even believe in you know, my

54:36

my personal beliefs or my personal

54:39

beliefs. I don't live by what says

54:41

in the Bible. But obviously miss

54:43

Jenner, the mom, Mama

54:46

Jay, let's call her Mama Ja.

54:49

She obviously

54:51

it's familiar with it and must have some

54:53

some sort of uh, you know, attachment

54:56

and religious beliefs, and otherwise she wouldn't

54:58

have brought it up. And the fucking so called

55:00

expert skirted the issue and doesn't

55:03

have the answer for that, but has all the other answers

55:05

about what Bruce Jenner was doing when he was five

55:07

years old and all that. Right, you wasn't even around.

55:10

Yeah, says some bullshit. I

55:13

have to say. At one point during the show, I

55:16

felt disturbed. Mama

55:19

Jay is what Mama J says

55:22

to Bruce or Caitlin

55:26

because the mom was calling Bruce Man

55:28

the mother call you. I'll call her Caitlin. She

55:31

said, I don't know what to call

55:33

you, and

55:35

it's gonna be difficult. And

55:38

then Bruce says, what

55:40

about it is difficult? Is that

55:42

the exact words? And yeah, yeah,

55:44

you mean you don't have a fucking clue as

55:47

to what would be difficult for

55:49

your mom, your old mom, she was born

55:51

in the depression, pushed you

55:53

out of Regina and so you

55:55

had a dick and raised you as Bruce

55:58

Jenner. That you don't you have to ask

56:00

that you should know. I

56:02

know what would be difficult about it. If if I

56:04

was changing to Michelle

56:07

or Melissa Rappaport, I wouldn't

56:09

have to ask the questions. I wouldn't know exactly

56:12

what would be difficult for everybody,

56:14

especially my mom and dad who

56:17

used to kick me football's when I was

56:19

a little kid, and I used to catch them

56:22

and we used to play basketball and baseball

56:24

and box and wrestle all that. Ship

56:27

me and Disco Dave. I would know exactly

56:29

why Disco Dave would be going, you know

56:31

what, you fuck, this is

56:34

really difficult, and I'd be like, I know,

56:36

I know what

56:38

about you Gimoettie. My

56:41

pops would probably would probably wouldn't even talk

56:43

to my as,

56:46

like, boy, what you're doing? Seeing Black

56:48

families are different. Motherfuckers don't

56:50

care. But they were just ostra. So you, motherfucker,

56:53

what you're doing? Boy?

56:56

Why don't you stop? What's

56:58

wrong with you? That's what

57:00

you would get and then then those would be deemed

57:03

as insensitive in this day and age.

57:05

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57:07

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58:52

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58:54

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59:02

gotta cut it. His ship. He's in that family now.

59:04

He's like, Yo, I'm gonna pimp this ship too. Yo,

59:07

this is a joke. It's a joke. I always

59:10

said that that

59:12

was just like a free commercial, and I guarantee

59:14

you that was part of the deal exactly.

59:17

Kanye's into this ship now. But

59:19

you're looking like a motherfucker up there, you looking crazy

59:22

up there? Be with street crab

59:24

over Yo, Kanye's

59:27

hug It was real, It was

59:29

Kanye didn't give a big hug to Caitlin. Why

59:31

did I kiss him on his cheek? If you sow you down

59:34

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59:36

that motherfucker. Hey,

59:40

yeah, man, letna take a little break

59:43

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59:45

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59:47

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59:49

of that ship. We went to go to the movies

59:52

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59:55

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I didn't. I didn't dig my man, Jake

1:00:08

Jake what was his last name, Glint Glenthall.

1:00:13

But I didn't like how he was front like

1:00:15

like like he's a real boxer, me,

1:00:18

like he could he could funck shut up in

1:00:20

the streets. Where you heard it? Where did

1:00:22

he do that? Yeah? He was popping a lot of ship talking

1:00:24

greasy on ESPN and like, yo,

1:00:27

I lift weights. Even Roy Jones Jr.

1:00:29

Said, oh shit, Oh well I

1:00:32

think I could suck him up. You think you can

1:00:34

fuck up Jake Coole? You

1:00:37

know, cut in the in in my

1:00:39

ship. We swinging. It ain't no stopping right

1:00:42

right, and he acted like you really

1:00:44

could box y'all acting be on that bullshit

1:00:47

sometimes Okay, okay, you know what I mean?

1:00:49

Like and I get a little fed up with that. Yeah, no, I

1:00:51

understand, I understand, But can you

1:00:53

just give him one more attempt at saying his last

1:00:55

name? I think it's Glenthal, right,

1:01:00

how do you get the way it's written is hard to

1:01:02

pronounce that ship, Jake

1:01:06

Jillen Hall. Hey,

1:01:09

so we've we've

1:01:11

come to the end of the first episode of I

1:01:13

Am Kate and

1:01:16

uh

1:01:20

I have so many mixed the thing that we

1:01:22

were just talking about here when we're watching the ends,

1:01:25

like there there they now

1:01:27

they were like, well, you don't need to watch it. They but they seem

1:01:29

to be having to force this idea

1:01:31

of accepting this, like this is like

1:01:34

like Bruce Jenner changing into Kate Jenner

1:01:36

is the first person to ever do this. I've

1:01:38

been not had an issue with this ship and we

1:01:40

don't care. Again, we grew

1:01:43

up in New York City, man, right

1:01:45

next to trans sexual homosexuals,

1:01:48

blacks, Chinese, everybody.

1:01:51

You think this is the first tranny

1:01:54

we've seen and I say tranny, no

1:01:56

disrespect, that's what they call

1:01:58

him. And you call poor Reakons port

1:02:01

rocks Germans they

1:02:03

call that's what it is. This

1:02:05

is not anomaly, this is not the first

1:02:08

time he's

1:02:10

making is all about him and his whole thing

1:02:12

and their family and that. And then they had the

1:02:14

show has Twists and turns, and they showed

1:02:16

the upcoming episodes, and Kim's arguing,

1:02:19

this is propaganda, this is a self

1:02:21

fulfilling thing. This isn't about

1:02:24

the transgender community. This

1:02:26

is number one about making money. I

1:02:29

have yet to see the

1:02:31

show you're about to watch. All

1:02:33

the half the profits will be going to

1:02:35

this transgender of

1:02:38

charity. I haven't seen

1:02:40

that. He ain't even mentioned anything about

1:02:43

giving none of that scrilla away. But I

1:02:45

see that career. I see the three cars, I

1:02:47

see the fancy clothes. I see

1:02:49

the Louis Vatton ship, just getting made

1:02:51

up all day everything, your personal

1:02:54

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