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EP 1,124 - YOUNG SHOOTER RETURNS/BIEBS HAVING A BABY/CASINO PAIN & PLEASURE/DIET PLANS DISRUPTED/UNFOLLOWED  BY ANOTHER CELEB/DEAN'S AUDITION DISASTER

EP 1,124 - YOUNG SHOOTER RETURNS/BIEBS HAVING A BABY/CASINO PAIN & PLEASURE/DIET PLANS DISRUPTED/UNFOLLOWED BY ANOTHER CELEB/DEAN'S AUDITION DISASTER

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EP 1,124 - YOUNG SHOOTER RETURNS/BIEBS HAVING A BABY/CASINO PAIN & PLEASURE/DIET PLANS DISRUPTED/UNFOLLOWED  BY ANOTHER CELEB/DEAN'S AUDITION DISASTER

EP 1,124 - YOUNG SHOOTER RETURNS/BIEBS HAVING A BABY/CASINO PAIN & PLEASURE/DIET PLANS DISRUPTED/UNFOLLOWED BY ANOTHER CELEB/DEAN'S AUDITION DISASTER

EP 1,124 - YOUNG SHOOTER RETURNS/BIEBS HAVING A BABY/CASINO PAIN & PLEASURE/DIET PLANS DISRUPTED/UNFOLLOWED  BY ANOTHER CELEB/DEAN'S AUDITION DISASTER

EP 1,124 - YOUNG SHOOTER RETURNS/BIEBS HAVING A BABY/CASINO PAIN & PLEASURE/DIET PLANS DISRUPTED/UNFOLLOWED BY ANOTHER CELEB/DEAN'S AUDITION DISASTER

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0:01

I don't think you should take it too personal. But I didn't

0:03

notice that because you know, obviously Rihanna

0:05

unfollowed you on Instagram, and hold.

0:07

On, don't just skate past

0:10

that.

0:11

But we've talked about I didn't want to like bring it

0:13

up if it, you know, left like a

0:15

bad taste in your mouth.

0:16

But it did leave a bad taste in my mouth that Rihanna

0:19

unfollowed me on social media.

0:20

That suck?

0:21

That does that does suck. That's gotta hurt,

0:23

A really bad taste in my mouth.

0:25

Yeah it hurt.

0:27

But yeah, what else you got from me? We got

0:29

a new one, just added to the list. There's

0:31

there's a new one. But I

0:34

was scrolling through his Instagram. I

0:36

like to just see who's who he's following, and I remember

0:38

he did follow you at one point. I don't know when he

0:40

unfollowed, but uh, Seth rogen that's

0:43

that's the next one, Seth. I don't know if

0:45

you knew that yet. What I

0:47

don't know if you knew that, if you were aware of it. I didn't

0:49

want to tell you over text. I didn't want to tell

0:51

you over text. I wanted to just to see you face to

0:53

face to say it to your face so that

0:56

you didn't get the news over text.

0:57

You know something, everybody's a fan of Seth Throw,

1:00

but fuck Seth Rogen.

1:12

Boom have no Fear.

1:13

The Iron Rapports Stereo Podcast is here.

1:15

The Boom Have no Fear.

1:16

The Iron Rapports Stereo Podcast

1:19

is here. On

1:21

today's brand new Banging Iron rap Reports Stereo

1:23

Podcasts, He's back, the

1:25

Young Shooter, Deuce Colins. Deuce

1:28

Paccino is

1:30

back Dean Collins, the part time sometime

1:32

co.

1:32

Host with the most.

1:34

It's with us.

1:34

We're catching up with him, catching up on

1:37

all things Deuce cuddles.

1:38

We're talking about the jinks, We're.

1:40

Talking about a possible tennis career,

1:42

and we're talking about every single

1:45

thing else that has been going on. Possibly

1:47

a new gambling saga, which are always

1:49

good with Deuced Conlin, Deuce Pacino. Welcome

1:52

to the Iron Dome of Disruption. Miles Jordan

1:54

Ak, the Beach Brothers. Start this Iron Rapports Stereo

1:56

podcast off with something real nice, Start this

1:58

pupping up with something real, but most importantly, start

2:01

this puppy off with something real. Fuck.

2:03

This is the iggity

2:05

Iron rapp Report Stereo Podcast. Let's

2:07

go.

2:18

Boom, have no fear of the Iron. Rapperport

2:21

Stereo Podcast is here. Higgity have no

2:23

fear. The Iggity I Am

2:25

Riggity. Rappaport Stereo Podcast

2:27

is here. Welcome to the Iron

2:30

Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the Ziggity Zone

2:32

of Disruption.

2:33

Name it is Michael.

2:34

Rapperport Ak, the Inflamed Ashkanazi

2:36

Ak, the Sultans sniff Ak,

2:38

the Gringo man Dingo a k a. The

2:41

Inflamed Ashkenazi a

2:43

k a. The Raging Bullshitter And

2:47

let's just get into it before the whole thing just

2:50

fucking blows up in our faces. Iron

2:52

Rapport Stereo Podcast is here with the part

2:54

time sometime co host with the most,

2:57

the one, the Only, Dean

2:59

Collins AK Deuced Patino ak

3:02

a Deuce Cuddles is

3:04

back.

3:04

Iron Rapports Stereo Podcast. Dean

3:07

Collins, Yes, welcome, Yes,

3:09

thank you man. It's been a minute. We're here.

3:11

We're feeling good today. Been nice

3:13

and Sonny out here in California. Uh,

3:16

what's up with you? You look like I

3:18

don't know where you are. It looks like a hostage

3:20

situation where you are.

3:21

Dan, don't don't don't start being like, oh, like

3:23

normal and nice. Why don't you tell everybody

3:26

what it took to get you on and the harassing

3:29

and the harangue that you gave me.

3:30

Nobody wants to hear it. Nobody wants

3:33

to listen to it. It's useless

3:35

information. Why do we have to fucking bother

3:37

the listeners with our bullshit that goes on behind

3:39

the scenes. We don't need to do it.

3:41

It's not, Dean, it's not because

3:44

you like to present This is the problem

3:46

that I've been having with you for how.

3:47

Many years have I known you?

3:50

Twenty twenty years?

3:52

You like to present yourself as like mister

3:54

nice, mister like mister

3:56

lovable, and Michael's the fucking

3:59

guy. I am just crazy,

4:01

and Michael's this, that and the third, and

4:04

Michael's erratic, and Michael's the bad

4:06

guy, and Michael screams, and then we start

4:08

recording and it's

4:11

a whole thing.

4:12

Yes, well, you can't disagree with all that, right,

4:15

I mean you're being erratic

4:17

and screaming. I mean those are all true.

4:20

Those are all partially true, but

4:22

I'm also they're also true

4:24

when I'm pushed, They're also true

4:27

when I'm tricked.

4:27

They're also true when I'm like haranged.

4:31

Like, yeah, I can hang it, but but you

4:33

are still here in this

4:35

relationship with me for the past twenty

4:37

years. You are still here. So I have not

4:39

done anything to push you completely away

4:41

where you go. You know what, fuck this friendship. Let's

4:44

just sever it. Let's let's go separate

4:46

ways. You're still here, so I don't you

4:48

know, I don't know what that says about you. Okay, I'm not

4:50

friends with me. You're friends with me. If

4:52

if I was you, I like, you chose

4:55

to be friends with me. So this is

4:57

what you get and this is what I get in return.

4:59

And it's just I mean, it's just the nature of the relationship

5:01

of this, but that's what it is.

5:02

It's an age relationship. But I just want

5:04

to make clear you're not a victim.

5:06

You're not like just a sort of you

5:09

know, I'm a survivor.

5:10

I'm not a victim. You're right, I am a survivor.

5:12

I appreciate you saying that. You're

5:15

absolutely right, But I understand what you're saying.

5:18

Things happen behind the scenes and

5:20

some people don't see what really goes on. I

5:22

present myself a certain way, which is

5:24

a professional thing to do. I don't want

5:26

to bring the audience into

5:29

our bullshit, so it's fine.

5:31

Well, no, the beauty is, and

5:33

let me implore you, beauty

5:36

is that they want to know the bullshit.

5:39

They enjoy the fucking

5:41

bullshit, and they've been enjoying it for years.

5:43

The thing that I just I'll just say this.

5:46

You said we can podcast

5:49

at twelve thirty d ST.

5:53

DT is not like.

5:55

EEST Eastern Standard Time or

5:57

p PST DST.

6:00

This Dan Standard

6:02

time.

6:03

Yes, And you

6:05

said okay, twelve thirty DST,

6:08

and I texted it great, twelve

6:10

thirty DST. At

6:14

twelve pm DST,

6:17

you said I'm ready to go now, and I said

6:20

I ain't.

6:21

Yes, I thought you would appreciate me getting in here

6:23

early. I said, let's just knock it out. We'll do it at

6:26

twelve. You said I ain't, but I will be ready

6:28

at twelve thirty. Fantastic. I've been sitting

6:30

at my desk for a half hour, really ready

6:32

to go. Twelve forty five rolls around.

6:34

Nope, where are we at at that point?

6:37

At twelve thirty you go ready, and I go hold

6:39

on twelve thirty three DST.

6:42

You're like, da da da, da da.

6:44

I'm like, fucking hold on,

6:46

hold on, I wound up being nine minutes

6:50

late, but it wasn't.

6:51

Would you have been I'm sorry

6:53

to interrupt you again, but would you have been nine

6:55

minutes late to the Alec Baldwin interview.

6:59

I'm just I'm just it's just.

7:00

My my man.

7:02

You You ain't

7:03

al You,

7:05

You ain't Billy Baldwin, You

7:07

ain't Steven Deeven Baldwin, You

7:10

ain't none of the Baldwin brothers. You ain't

7:12

Hailey, Hailey Baldwin. Who's

7:15

I guess Hailey Baldwin, who's now

7:17

Hailey Bieber Bieber?

7:20

I allegedly, I think.

7:21

As recording this podcast, I believe that Hailey

7:23

Baldwin uh and Justin Bieber

7:25

are pregnant. They're having a baby, which is really

7:28

needs to have a kid, and he needs

7:30

to move to Qatar or something he's to like

7:32

move to like Saudi Arabi or Abu Dabi

7:35

or Hawaii, like he needs.

7:36

I feel bad for him, yeah too.

7:39

It's like, I don't know what the fucking dude

7:41

has been through. Clearly he's been through a lot all the

7:43

fucking p Diddy ship. Who knows what the

7:45

fuck has happened, but he he looks like sad.

7:47

I agree with you. Go somewhere, go to the Mohammas

7:50

and and move away for a little bit. But have you,

7:52

by the way, have you tried that Hailey Bieber smoothie

7:55

at Air one? Have you heard about this? It's like the

7:57

most popular smoothie at Air one. It's

7:59

like a twenty five Yeah,

8:02

it's like a twenty five dollars fucking smoothie.

8:04

I haven't tried it yet, but I was wondering if you did.

8:07

Well.

8:07

I haven't been to Irwin in La in a

8:09

while. I didn't know there

8:11

was a Hailey Bieber smoothie.

8:14

I'm always down for trying

8:17

these expensive smoothies just to see like

8:19

what they are. They never live up to the

8:21

expectations. But you know, if you put this ingredients,

8:24

you put gold chips in there, and like, who

8:26

the fuck knows what they put in there. The

8:28

question is, is Justin Bieber trying the Hailey

8:31

Bieber smoothie? Because maybe if

8:33

he was eating that Hailey Bieber smoothie it

8:35

would help him with his He seems as

8:37

sad, and I think bad for Beeb's. You

8:39

know, obviously we did that iconic basketball

8:42

game with Bieber U.

8:44

Did where he was very

8:46

cool. He was a nice kid, and you

8:48

know, I mean, I can't say it was the prime

8:50

or like the peak of his career because he's still fucking

8:52

going. He's he's huge, but he

8:55

was so nice to us and he was a

8:57

good sport and we did like a funny video with

8:59

him, and yeah, I

9:01

don't know what the fuck is going on with him, but I

9:04

don't know, We'll never know. Well, we always wish the

9:06

Beabes luck. We wish you luck. We're happy

9:08

with you luck as well, my friend thank

9:10

you, Yeah,

9:12

because you probably need it, right, I

9:14

don't need, no I do.

9:16

I'm not the kind of luck you're saying, because

9:18

you're saying it with like a thing behind it.

9:20

You're not saying I wish you luck. You're saying it like

9:22

a thing. So we don't need that.

9:24

Whatever you're kind of luck you're talking about. Whatever

9:26

kind of thing you're talking about, that

9:28

kind we don't need. So Okay, ask

9:31

your question.

9:31

No, got

9:33

it? And how's your

9:35

day going, what's been up? What's been happening?

9:38

My day's been going good. Because

9:40

I haven't talked to you in a while. I know

9:42

I haven't talked to him in a minute. My

9:45

day's been going good. I'm

9:47

feeling good. I'm

9:50

having a nice, peaceful afternoon today.

9:53

Excited to get you on the pod, Excited to

9:55

have the New York Knicks. I know you're not a big basketball

9:58

fan, but the New York Knicks are up too gay to

10:00

nothing versus the miserable

10:03

Indiana Pacers and Reggie Miller who

10:05

just keeps lingering around him

10:07

and his fucking weird teeth. He keeps lingering

10:09

around, and the Knicks beat the shit

10:11

out of the Pacers the other night, which was a

10:14

lot of fun. And we know that it's

10:16

the month of May, which is you

10:18

know, Dean Collins month, right, You know that

10:20

the month of May is you?

10:22

And how old are you turn in?

10:23

Thirty five? Thirty four? Turning

10:25

thirty four. I appreciate you even

10:28

knowing that my birthday is this month.

10:30

I mean, I know I need to know your birthday like six

10:32

months in advance. It's like, hey, my birthday's coming up

10:34

in March. I appreciate that you know. I'm

10:37

not even asking you to know the date of my birthday,

10:39

but I appreciate the fact that you know

10:41

that it's in May. Because I had a best

10:44

friend growing up who was friends with for fifteen

10:46

years. He never knew my birthday and

10:48

we severed that friendship.

10:50

And why should he because

10:52

he's my.

10:53

Best fucking friend. I mean, what do

10:55

you mean why should he? Okay, well,

10:57

listen, I'm gonna be honest.

11:00

When we were texting to arrange

11:02

this this podcast, you

11:04

did say to me, uh, and you know

11:06

what month it is? And I was like, huh,

11:09

so yeah. I actually if you hadn't

11:11

prompted me to say something about this being

11:13

the month of May, which is reminding me that it's

11:16

your birthday month, I would have fucking forgot

11:18

it.

11:18

Now we would have lon right by it. Huh,

11:20

that's nice. We're early.

11:22

We're early in May, so we

11:25

you know, we were able to correct that mistake. And I'm sure

11:27

my wife would have reminded me because she's a big birthday

11:29

person.

11:30

But I'm telling you right now,

11:33

I'm letting you know I don't want you to tell me. I don't

11:35

want you to tell me what you're getting me. I don't want you to tell me

11:38

what you're getting me. I don't need cash, but I

11:40

but I you know, I do love those Visa MasterCard

11:43

gift cards where you can put cash on it. That

11:45

way, I can go on Amazon, I can go to Starbucks, I

11:47

can do whatever. So I'm gonna stop you right there.

11:49

I know you're trying to tell me what you're getting me, but I

11:51

don't. I don't. I'd rather be a surprise. No,

11:53

you got it fucked up this time, Duke. What

11:55

do you mean I'm getting you shited? I'm

11:58

getting you jack shit for

12:00

your birthday this year. You're getting nothing.

12:03

I'll call you, I'll text you.

12:05

Uh you.

12:06

You don't expect any sort of post

12:08

on social media. Don't expect

12:11

like if the door rings, don't think, oh Michael

12:14

did something.

12:15

I'm telling you now.

12:17

Keep your expectations not down to

12:20

a low, keep them to a zero. Your

12:22

expectations should be keep them on fucking

12:25

to keep them on zero because.

12:27

You know what Jack? Wait,

12:29

well, I appreciate. Yeah, I'm

12:31

sorry. I'm sorry.

12:32

Are those your knees in the shot? Are your

12:34

knee?

12:35

Are you podcasting with? No? Like?

12:36

Do you have clothes?

12:37

How did you see that? How do you

12:40

in the picture? No, I have a sweatshirt

12:42

on, but I didn't realize you can see my knee. Now, I was just

12:44

raising, I'm just stretching a little bit.

12:46

But you are you wearing like a hoodie and

12:48

like panties.

12:49

Not panties, my friend, I'm wearing a hoodie and

12:52

my and my boxer briefs. And but

12:54

I didn't expect you to see my exposed, my bare

12:56

knee. But that's all right, I got nothing to hide,

12:59

damn podcast.

13:15

Listen, we're excited about your birthday.

13:17

We know it's coming up May twenty ninth,

13:20

thirtieth, thirty thirtieth.

13:22

Twenty ninth.

13:22

God gives a shit, and as excited

13:25

as we are, keep those expectations

13:27

to it. Keep them squelched, keep them

13:29

squeeze, squeeze the juice out of those expectations

13:32

when you come to me. But I know you love celebrating

13:34

birthdays. I know that your family

13:37

appreciates birthdays. I'm sure

13:39

that your beautiful girlfriend is

13:41

excited about your birthday.

13:44

So what did you call her? Your beautiful

13:46

girlfriend?

13:47

That's right, that's right, that's

13:49

a compliment. Right. I

13:52

can't tell how you said it. You were saying it in a

13:54

weird way, your beautiful girlfriend. I don't know what you meant

13:56

by that. I don't know me when you're insinuating about your

13:58

beautiful girlfriend, my friend. Okay,

14:00

I just careful.

14:01

I just hope that she's not seeing the

14:03

side of you that we and I know, because

14:07

if she knew what kind of a fucking nut job

14:09

you really were, you

14:11

wouldn't have to be worrying about anything

14:14

thus far. I don't think she really

14:16

knows the true blue Dean Collins.

14:19

And keep the true blue Dean Collins

14:21

as far away from her as possible.

14:23

Yeah, I bottle that up. I keep it in

14:25

a cage. I have a little tiny key that she can't

14:27

get to it. But but yeah,

14:30

I just I guess I don't see myself in the same way

14:32

that you see me. But that's okay. I appreciate it.

14:34

And you're not a fucking walk in the park either, my friend.

14:37

But that's okay, man, we're not We're not here.

14:39

I trying to give you a compliment. I was trying

14:41

to let you know that the I know, the

14:43

birthday celebration for you is

14:45

gonna happen. So what plans do you have laid

14:47

out? What plans do you and your beautiful girlfriend

14:50

have laid out? What have you cohersed your

14:52

family? Because I know you're you're on

14:54

your mom, your brothers, I know on them

14:56

about your birthday, you know what.

14:58

And that's that's where you don't really know me,

15:00

because they're all asking me what do you want to do? First

15:02

of all, it's thirty four, Like it's like

15:04

you say, it's like I'm turn to fifty celebrate. Who

15:07

cares like a big to celebrate?

15:09

You should celebrate every five years. I

15:11

feel like, you know, like twenty five, thirty,

15:14

thirty five, the big forty, But like thirty

15:16

four, it's a bullshit number,

15:18

like you say, with fifty four, we're twenty

15:20

years apart. I personally don't really give

15:22

a shit to do anything. My girlfriend wants to

15:24

plan something for me. Uh, she wants to know

15:26

if I want to go on like a day trip somewhere,

15:29

go somewhere, or do a party here or

15:31

do a bar thing. I'm just like, I don't give a fuck.

15:33

I don't really want to see everybody. But I'll

15:36

probably do a low key dinner with my family and maybe

15:38

take a day trip to Laguna Beach or I

15:40

don't know. I'll keep you posted after the birthday

15:42

plans, but I thank you for asking about it.

15:45

I didn't ask. I simply said, like, because

15:47

I'm not interested. I could give two shits.

15:50

Be very clear on that. I don't

15:52

give a fuck what you're doing for your birthday.

15:56

We have so much to talk about on today's podcast.

15:59

I mean it's there's so much to

16:01

discuss, so much catching

16:03

up to do, so much

16:06

high, so much low, so much controversy.

16:10

Where do we even begin?

16:11

Oh oh oh?

16:13

Because the other night before we scheduled

16:16

the podcast, I said to you, yo, Dean, where

16:18

are you at? And you said, talk

16:20

to you later, and then you said sorry,

16:22

I was out at the casino. So

16:25

yeah, this is always a This is always a

16:27

segment that people like, and I I don't

16:29

know, how is it.

16:30

Are they interested in that? Listen?

16:34

Yeah, they're interested because when

16:37

you say you're going to a casino, we know

16:40

that more than likely it didn't go

16:42

well.

16:43

It pleasure. You're

16:45

absolutely right, Nope, went

16:48

terrible, terrible.

16:49

Okay, So my first question is, and

16:51

then you could just tell us how the night went. What

16:54

casino were you at, What time of

16:56

the day did you get there, what time of the

16:58

morning, eight.

17:00

Night did you leave?

17:01

Yup, it was late night, it

17:03

was I took a gummy before I went like

17:05

a little weed gummy because I was I like to like get in

17:07

the fucking zone. I took a weed gummy, I got

17:10

my hoodie on, I got my hat on. I ended up

17:12

leaving my house at twelve fifteen am,

17:15

and I went to Commerce Casino, which is very

17:17

far from where I live, sat

17:19

down, played some poker with some degenerates. There

17:22

was a lot of commotion that night. I heard someone

17:24

screaming. There's always a fight, no matter

17:26

what time of day you go. Whenever you

17:28

go to Commerce, there's a fight. You can rest

17:30

assured there's someone getting into

17:33

it. So I saw some woman standing up

17:35

from her fucking chair. You fucking bitch,

17:37

you stole this from me, like like literally

17:39

like full blown fight, like people are

17:41

crazy. I ended up staying there for two

17:43

hours. I left at one point thirty. I lost three

17:46

hundred bucks. I'm gonna take

17:48

a breather. I'm not gonna go back for a little while. And I

17:50

know that's what every fucking addict says, but I mean

17:52

at this time, yes, Michael, your hands up.

17:56

Question.

17:57

You said you left your house at twelve fifteen,

17:59

and then you said you left it one thirty. I

18:01

know you're not on the witness stand and

18:03

I did just rewatch OJ. I

18:06

need to rewatch the OJ documentary

18:09

because I'm rewatching I rewatched

18:12

that while I'm watching the Jinks.

18:14

I just watched Jinks episode three.

18:17

You said you left your house at twelve fifteen,

18:19

but you and you left the casino at one

18:21

thirty. But you were at the casino for two

18:24

hours. Your story's not.

18:25

Oh yeah, story true, that's true.

18:27

Sorry, your story's not lining up.

18:28

Excuse me.

18:30

How long does it take to get to the casino

18:32

from your house?

18:33

God, I really do feel like I'm gonna stand Maybe I maybe

18:36

I fabricated those times. I definitely left by

18:38

like one thirty two, so maybe I left

18:40

it twelve. It probably took me a half hour to

18:42

get there. I was probably there for an hour and a half, so I

18:44

didn't really make make it last

18:47

I was fucking up a lot of the time. I

18:49

was just dwindling my stack down. So

18:51

I try to forget it it, just like I don't like to think

18:53

about it afterwards. I like to just like put that

18:56

that's in the past, me losing, me being

18:58

at the casino at that hour, me you know, with

19:00

the other degenerates. That's the that's not me. Now

19:02

that's me. You know two

19:04

days ago, got you, got you.

19:07

So you're you're done, You've moved on from the game.

19:09

I'm done.

19:10

And I want to get too personal here,

19:13

but how much did you piss

19:16

away at the casino? How much did you

19:18

start with? And how much did you lose?

19:20

Well, I told you I lost three hundred, and I think

19:22

I started with three hundred, three

19:25

hundred, Yeah, I was. I usually

19:27

play a two to three hundred dollars buy

19:30

in at Texas hold'em, and

19:33

uh, I lost it all. And

19:35

the people who fucking take it from you, they're so

19:37

proud to be taking it for you. They slam their

19:39

cards down, they go, fuck yeah, send

19:41

it, baby, send it. And I'm

19:43

like, I just lost three Like they

19:46

like really love to fucking rub the salt in your

19:48

wounds. It's really shitty feeling. They got

19:50

no shame, but neither do I.

19:53

And now you're you're saying you're

19:55

done with gambling. You're you're moving on with this

19:57

party.

19:57

I'm done. I'm done. Just like I've

20:00

been on a diet and we both of it. You've told

20:02

me that you've been on a diet, right, how's that going?

20:04

The no show you've been doing, no sugar, My

20:07

my diet has been going well. Me

20:10

and me and.

20:11

Kibi we've had a big, big

20:13

problem. And by the way, uh,

20:15

the rap Ports Reality podcast, which I know

20:17

you you listened to, you said you love it. I

20:19

love it because it's up

20:21

and going. I urge everybody

20:24

to subscribe. Rate review rap

20:26

Ports Reality. It's picking up steam.

20:29

It's a lot of fun. Talk

20:31

about our relationship, talk about what it's like

20:33

to be in the throes of a relationship with me

20:36

Ueah and my wife. We talk about pop culture,

20:38

and of course we talk about all

20:41

our reality TV shows, which, by the way,

20:43

I just want to I know you asked me about

20:46

my diet. The season finale

20:48

of vander Pump Rules was so fucking

20:50

good.

20:51

The other day, and that's all you got to say.

20:53

Oh god, it was fun. I've just heard

20:55

negative things about this season, like my

20:58

little friend, my sister, all of her friends,

21:00

they all nobody's watching it because they're like they're

21:02

they're not into it.

21:03

I guess no, no, no, no, no no no.

21:05

I'll talk to your girlfriend, I'll talk to your sister

21:07

and get their heads on right. Because they the ending

21:09

was awesome. But as far as my diet,

21:11

it's been good. I did we actually

21:14

decided to have a gluten free brownie

21:16

at lunch.

21:17

But we did that together.

21:19

But as far as the chocolate, the chocolate chip cookies,

21:21

yeah, and because that's really

21:23

my thing, you know, and especially

21:26

in New York because it's a walking

21:28

city, and especially when the weather's good, there's

21:30

so many different selections

21:33

and opportunities for chocolate chip

21:35

cookies, and there's so many

21:37

different places that have different kind of chocolate

21:40

chip cookies in New York City, and when you're

21:42

walking, especially this time of year,

21:44

when it's not too hot and

21:47

you know, you feel summer coming on, but there's

21:49

still that summer breeze. It's

21:51

tough. But I've been avoiding it. I've been avoiding

21:54

a leveon. I've been avoiding all all my

21:56

cookie places, and I'm trying

21:58

to get on the the you know, the straight en. I want

22:00

to have that summer bod, you know, poppin'.

22:02

I want to have that. You know, it's banana hammock season

22:04

coming out, yep, so I gotta be ready.

22:07

And I just put on a little, you know, a little bit too

22:09

much weight. I feel a little bloated, and

22:11

but in general I've been on the right track. I

22:13

haven't been perfect, that's good, but I've been on

22:15

the right track. How has your diet been.

22:18

Honestly, the diet's been good. It

22:21

was better a few weeks ago, like we

22:23

were really sticking with like no sugar

22:26

and doing really really well. Had

22:28

a few slip ups, had a few binge days.

22:30

Been watching a ton and speaking of

22:32

the Rappaports reality podcasts, been watching

22:34

because I don't know if you guys haven't really talked about it, but

22:37

been watching tons of my six hundred

22:39

pound life and with doctor

22:41

Now, who's just amazing.

22:43

And if doctor Now was

22:46

on a video call with you, because like he

22:48

does this with the patients, he does a lot of zoom

22:50

calls where he says, you know what, lose one

22:53

hundred pounds in two months, and then

22:55

we're going to schedule a zoom call to see how

22:57

how you're doing and check your weight and all that stuff.

23:00

So I think if doctor Now, like for instance,

23:02

if Doctor Now was on a zoom call with

23:04

you and he was checking your weight,

23:06

you've been on your diet and he got on a zoom call

23:08

with you right now, you

23:10

would say the diet's going great, doctor

23:13

now, I've been passing up on my cookies.

23:15

I haven't been eating that bad. And I

23:17

think that doctor Now's response would be, that's

23:20

interesting because you look the same that

23:23

you did two months ago when we first had our

23:25

appointment.

23:26

Hey, hey, hey mom, I've just had no

23:28

maybe not something to say now, ain't

23:30

saying that.

23:31

That's you talking. Fuck, that's not me.

23:34

Hand to hand to God, that's not me. That's just what I

23:36

just know that doctor now would probably say that

23:38

to you. I think you look great. Would

23:41

doctor now say the same thing as me? I don't

23:43

think so, But it's not coming from me.

23:45

Motherfucker.

23:46

Have you have you lost any weight? Have you lost

23:48

any weight? I mean a

23:50

pound or two and then I gain it back. I

23:52

mean you know, well then you're not.

23:54

Really losing weight.

23:55

That's just living. You know, you should have pound out.

23:57

You drink that's sort of water, Like, what

23:59

are you talking about?

24:00

That's true?

24:01

Are you working out?

24:03

No, I'm not. I'm not working That's the thing.

24:05

I'm not working out. I'm trying to go up for more walks.

24:08

But you know, all the same bullshit. It

24:10

sucks man, it sucks. It sucks.

24:13

It, It really sucks. I hate it.

24:15

I can't stand it. I can't

24:17

stand it. And it's

24:19

just it sucks. It fucking sucks.

24:21

You're right, it fucking sucks. It's

24:23

fine, it's fine, but it's fine. We're hanging

24:26

in there.

24:26

I'm with you too. It's not even so much the carbs

24:28

and shit. It's just sugar. It's sweets, it's all

24:30

that shit. I'm like, I literally like, stuff

24:33

your face all day every day. Of course

24:35

I do, of course I do. I mean, you

24:37

know, it sucks. You know.

24:39

We we me and my go friend trying

24:42

to fucking do the diet and and uh,

24:44

we were doing really well and then we

24:46

slipped up and we and then we started eating like some

24:49

gluten free cookies and some gluten and some

24:51

other things. And we thought that like that was kind

24:53

of like our suboxine era where it's not quite

24:55

heroin, but we're kind of just dabbling in

24:57

the subox and we needed a few days

24:59

to really like really withdraw and

25:01

wean off. So been kind of it's a slippery slope,

25:04

man, But it's just I don't know how people stick with

25:06

it. But if I was six hundred fucking pounds and

25:08

it was life or death. I would stick with it, I'll tell

25:10

you that much. Because the people that I see on this

25:12

show are smoking cigarettes, they're ordering

25:14

their caretakers around. We just watched an

25:16

episode where this woman was eight

25:19

hundred pounds and her boyfriend had

25:21

oxygen mask on himself and he's can

25:23

barely breathe and he's lifting shit up

25:26

for her and he's doing all this stuff and he's

25:28

like, my chest is hurting, I can't

25:30

feel. My left leg has gone

25:32

numb. And she's like yeah, and she's like, go get

25:34

me some more waffles, all this shit, and then twenty minutes

25:36

later they're like they put up a little fucking

25:38

text box and they're like her boyfriend died

25:41

and had a heart attack, like the guy fucking

25:43

like it was like a slave tour. But it's

25:45

a dark show man, But but it

25:47

always does make me feel.

25:48

Do you watch it for the entertainment or does it somehow

25:51

motivate you both?

25:52

Like last night we watched an episode and this

25:55

house was absolutely filthy. This

25:57

woman had nine dogs, shit

25:59

all over the walls, ship all over the ground,

26:02

and flies everywhere. And when the episode

26:04

was done, we got up and cleaned our whole

26:06

fucking apartment like spotless. Like

26:09

it motivates me. It's

26:11

it's really something else. But we're doing good, man,

26:13

we're doing good in the grand scheme of things. And you do

26:15

look good. I see that you've slimmed

26:18

down a little bit. I didn't actually think that you needed

26:20

to lose any weight, but I think no. I put on weight,

26:22

man, I put on some weight.

26:23

And it's just I haven't been I've

26:25

been inconsistent when my working out and my

26:27

schedules has been. I've been busy traveling,

26:31

and I just haven't been working out as good.

26:33

And it's fine.

26:34

It is banana hammock season, and that motivates

26:37

me because you know, everybody gets

26:39

excited when I when I show up on that beach with that

26:41

with that hammock up and out,

26:43

and people like it. And you you you understand

26:46

how I said my hammock up and out, because.

26:48

I like, what do you mean? What do you what are you insinuating?

26:51

I pull it up and then out like I

26:53

like that.

26:53

It's not like lup like like it's

26:56

not I'm not boned up.

26:57

I just loaf up and out, you know, like

26:59

I I it doesn't matter.

27:01

You're putting padding in there.

27:03

No, I'm not padding like you.

27:05

No, I'm not padding. I'm not padding, brother,

27:07

got you? Damn? What

27:24

are you thinking of the Jink Season three? This

27:27

is what I want to tell you about the Jink Season three. Robert

27:30

Durst is such a fucking piece

27:32

of shit. And yes he's likable,

27:34

but you know whats was likable and charming

27:37

O. J.

27:37

Simpson.

27:38

That's true too, I mean very both

27:41

charismatic. I mean, I don't know Derrist is

27:43

that charismatic, but he's definitely likable

27:45

and funny. And it's you conflicted

27:48

watching. I mean, you're not conflicted. The guy murdered three

27:50

people and three people, yeah,

27:53

I mean, that's that's crazy, but it

27:55

is. It is a I am so pumped

27:57

that it's back. We were

28:00

such diehard fans of that first season,

28:02

the original season back in twenty fifteen.

28:04

Andrew Jureki, who directed it, who

28:07

also did the other documentary called Capturing

28:09

the Freedman's which I rewatched recently,

28:12

which is also batshit fucking crazy.

28:14

But Robert Durst,

28:17

I mean, if people have not seen the Jinx or

28:19

you've been hearing about it, definitely

28:21

go watch the first season. It's probably

28:23

the best true crime docuseries

28:26

out there period.

28:27

One hundred percent, one hundred percent.

28:29

And I wish there was more.

28:31

I need to.

28:32

You know, we did Our.

28:33

Infamous and it's now an iconic episode.

28:36

We did Our twenty, it was ten from You,

28:38

ten for Me, Our twenty best murder

28:40

docs and chill, and

28:42

obviously these are not like fun These aren't romantic

28:45

comedies. It's not like, oh, you know, Harry

28:47

met Sally. But you know, the

28:49

OJ documentary is incredible

28:53

and I hadn't seen it last day at what's that.

28:55

I hadn't seen it like when it came out, And

28:57

so if I were to, you know, maybe we'll do another

29:00

episode where we do the Top twenty. But we could revise

29:02

it, and you know, there's certain there's new things that have come

29:04

out, Like I feel like Mother God might be up there. That

29:06

was you know, that

29:08

whole thing was fucking crazy. But I would revise it

29:10

a little bit, uh and

29:12

and definitely add the OJ one on there,

29:14

because that is an insane docu series.

29:17

Two.

29:18

Yeah, I mean the OJ one is like the last

29:20

dance of murder doc

29:23

It's beyond just the OJ case.

29:25

It's about him and it's the exploration

29:27

of you know, police brutality

29:30

in United States, particularly in

29:32

California, and how that affected and

29:34

inevitably got oj Simpson.

29:38

Off. That story

29:41

is crazy, crazy, crazy story

29:44

crazy. But yeah, no, I I I'm loving

29:46

the jinks so far. There's three episodes

29:49

in You're watching anything else? What

29:51

else is? What else is happening? What

29:54

else am I watching?

29:55

Just my vander Pump, just my Nick

29:58

playoffs, just the the NBA player off.

30:00

You know that all the playoff.

30:01

Games, all the games have been

30:03

really good, you know, just wheeling

30:06

and dealing on social media. Well, you said

30:08

you had to tell me something about somebody

30:10

else unfollowed me on social media, and you want to

30:12

see.

30:13

Yeah, I didn't. Yeah, I didn't know. I mean, look,

30:15

I don't think you should take it too personal. But

30:17

I didn't notice that because you know, obviously

30:19

Rihanna unfollowed you on Instagram and.

30:22

Hold on, don't just skate

30:24

past that.

30:26

Well, we've talked about it. I didn't want to like bring it

30:28

up if it, you know, left like a

30:30

bad taste in your mouth.

30:31

But it did leave a bad taste in my mouth that Rihanna

30:33

unfollowed me on social media.

30:35

That does that does suck?

30:37

That's gotta hurt, A really bad

30:39

taste.

30:39

In my mouth. Yeah, have you been discussing

30:42

it for like for the past few weeks with your wife?

30:44

Like does that still? Like are you dreaming about it?

30:46

Like? Does it actually streaming about it?

30:48

But it left itering, you

30:50

know, like librarian, you know, like you ever been

30:52

to a library and there's an old librarian

30:54

with like librarian breath. Yeah,

30:57

it's the taste I have in my mouth when

30:59

I found out that Rihanna had unfollowed

31:01

me on social media, and you

31:03

know, it hurt.

31:05

But what else you got from me?

31:07

We got a new one, just added to the list. There's

31:09

there's a new one. But I

31:12

was scrolling through his Instagram. I

31:14

like to just see who's who he's following, and I remember

31:16

he did follow you at one point. I don't know when he

31:19

unfollowed. But uh, Seth rogen that's

31:21

that's the next one, Seth,

31:25

I don't know that yet. What

31:28

I don't know if you knew that, if you were aware of it. I didn't

31:30

want to tell you over text. Sorry,

31:34

I didn't want to tell you over text. I wanted to just to see

31:36

you face to face to say it to your

31:38

face so that you didn't get the news overtakes.

31:41

You know something, everybody's a fan of Seth Throgen,

31:44

but fuck Seth Throgen. Okay, you

31:46

want to unfollow me, you ceramic

31:48

making motherfucker you fuck

31:51

you, fuck your ceramics, you

31:53

fucking goofy, fucking weed fucking

31:56

pot heead you.

31:57

I know why. I listen. I

32:00

don't want to go down.

32:00

The rabbit hole. Yeah, we're not going to go down the rabbit hole,

32:03

but.

32:03

We know why Seth Rogen unfollowed

32:05

me, especially in

32:07

these days two hundred and seventeen

32:09

days since October seventh.

32:12

Yes, listen, that's all I'm gonna

32:14

say. Okay, well, you

32:16

know what, would you dm him? Would

32:18

you be like Kenny Enough, be

32:20

like hey, why did you do this? Fuck?

32:23

No, fuck no, I would

32:25

look crazy.

32:26

I know why you unfollow me, And

32:29

you know what, it just just goes to

32:31

show that everything that people say about

32:33

him, and a lot of people say this about

32:35

him is true. So fuck

32:38

Seth Rogen. And you know, I'll you

32:40

know what, because you you fuck

32:42

around my social unfollow that fat

32:45

fuck and I would just because you just because.

32:47

You lost some weight doesn't mean you're not a fat fuck.

32:49

Okay, okay, well I'll

32:52

do that for you. If you want me to do that for you, I'll

32:54

do that for you. I don't think we'll sep over it. Unfollow

32:58

I won't lose sleep. No, no,

33:00

no, unfollow that fat fuck Seth.

33:02

Okay, okay, I will I will listen.

33:05

Yeah, if Seth Rogen ever wants to come

33:07

back, he ain't invited, I

33:09

will say.

33:10

I will say.

33:11

However, though, if Rihanna

33:13

ever wants to follow me again, I welcome

33:16

her with open arms.

33:17

I was gonna ask you that, like that's

33:20

an exception.

33:21

Any she could come and go as she pleases.

33:24

Rihanna rerebat. A girl

33:26

could come and go as she pleases.

33:28

Seth Rogen. Uh, you follow

33:30

me again?

33:32

I block you, mother, Yeah, okay, we'll put you

33:34

on restrict Yeah, we restrict

33:36

you so you don't get to see what's happening over

33:39

here. Got you? Got you? Okay, Well that sounds

33:41

good. Did anyone else

33:43

unfollow me? No, that's it. That's just the two

33:46

on the list there. I think that's it.

33:48

Yeah.

33:49

Well, you know, Seth Rogan unfollow me

33:51

is not a surprise, you

33:53

know, based on the way he carries himself

33:56

these days in twenty twenty four.

33:58

Did you were telling me? I don't know if we're

34:01

actually supposed to be talking about this on the podcast,

34:03

but I actually can't remember. But you were

34:05

telling me about the investigation that you potentially

34:07

wanted me to be a part of. Is

34:09

that something that we're not allowed to talk about.

34:12

I'll just say this.

34:14

I'll just say this, as

34:16

far as the investigation that Deuce

34:19

Cuddles is referring to, we

34:22

told you guys, listen,

34:24

you could play hard in the DMS, but

34:27

we play harder. And

34:30

all I'm gonna say is that there is

34:32

an ongoing investigation

34:35

over somebody who wanted.

34:36

To continue and continue.

34:38

And it's not that we were ever thought that what

34:41

this guy was saying was valid,

34:43

yeah, or it was even a concern. It was just like,

34:45

oh, you want to talk greasy, you

34:48

want to talk crazy in the DMS.

34:51

But it wasn't just like insults, like

34:53

that's one thing where it's like you're an asshole, fuck

34:56

you, blah blah blah, Like okay, you

34:58

know, we're not so petty where it's like you're

35:00

gonna go after people were just insulting, you were saying

35:02

crazy things.

35:04

What this person was doing like the actual

35:06

threats and how many threats he was

35:08

doing and how specific he was getting it

35:11

was. You know, you just you have to

35:13

be prepared and you have to take

35:15

it all very seriously. And so we took this one seriously.

35:17

And I guess there's an investigation going

35:19

on that's like, they're on this guy, they're

35:23

on them. They let's

35:24

all say about it.

35:26

So that's all I'm gonna say about the quote

35:28

unquote investigation, the

35:31

okay investigation,

35:34

and I don't know, you know, but in general, I'm

35:36

feeling good. I'm coming back to La sometime

35:39

in June. I'm doing

35:41

shows in Cincinnati this weekend,

35:43

the Natty uh yeah, the Funny

35:46

Bone, and actually tonight

35:48

I'm performing. I'm performing at the Funny

35:50

Bone. I'm sorry. Next week what am I talking

35:52

about. I'm performing at the Funny Bone

35:54

the seventeenth and the eighteenth in the Natti

35:57

Cincinnati. And

35:59

obviously you're welcome to come. You know, you've disappointed

36:02

fans so many times.

36:03

No, no, no, I truly

36:05

would have been at this show because I've been looking at your

36:07

schedule. But I am going

36:09

You already know this and it's been in the works for a long

36:11

time. I am going to the Just Like Heaven

36:14

Festival on May eighteenth at

36:16

the Rose Bowl in Los Angeles.

36:19

Great lineup. It's a very millennial type

36:21

of lineup. It's kind of like an old school Coachella

36:23

vibe. So I'm going to definitely

36:25

be going to that. I have to choose Just Like Heaven

36:28

over your show, unfortunately, and I have a wedding

36:30

to go to on the seventeenth, so that weekend's not

36:32

gonna happen. But anytime you're performing

36:34

after that, if it doesn't conflict with

36:36

my birthday, my big day, I will be there.

36:39

Okay, Okay, Dean,

36:42

And who's performing it?

36:43

Just like Kevin? Who are you going to see Just Like

36:45

Heaven is? I'm

36:48

just gonna tell you right now because you might

36:50

not know these people, but your listeners will know them.

36:52

So this is the lineup for Just

36:54

Like Heaven, The Postal Service, Phoenix,

36:57

Death Cap for Cutie, The War on Drugs,

36:59

pash Pit, Mike Snow, Fantagram,

37:02

Metric, Tegan and Sarah just to name

37:04

a few. There. Uh, it's gonna be

37:06

really fun. It's one day, one night. My

37:09

brother's going with a bunch of his friends. They're thinking

37:11

about taking a party bus there drinking.

37:14

We're all gonna go and uh, it's

37:16

gonna be a great time. So I

37:18

wish you were out here, brother. Oh, if

37:21

I was out there, I wouldn't be joining you. Well,

37:23

I'm sorry to hear that.

37:24

I appreciate the invite if that was an invite, but

37:26

I don't go to see who

37:28

just say Teagan and Sarah and.

37:30

Yeah all them.

37:31

Man.

37:31

It's just it's some old school ship. But it's

37:33

gonna be a fun time and that's it. And I

37:35

do want to come out and visit you this summer.

37:37

I know you you're in Connecticut. Sometimes

37:40

I actually I don't know what I can and can't stay on

37:42

this pocket thing. Do people know that you come on in

37:45

connected? Yeah, because I'm gonna come out to Connecticut

37:47

area. Yeah, come on out.

37:49

You know everybody, you know, we we give you an open

37:51

invite, you know, and we would love to have you.

37:53

And you know it's it's it's takes your time

37:55

out here, and you know that it's gonna be a great summer.

37:58

It's gonna be a positive summer. It's gonna be a productive

38:00

summer.

38:01

I like that. I like and I like ending on that note

38:03

too. I feel like I'm feeling that positivity.

38:05

I'm feeling very optimistic about the summer. I want

38:07

to have a very good summer. I want to go to the beach.

38:10

I saw the Zendaya movie

38:12

Challengers, the tennis movie how is That?

38:14

It was actually pretty good. There's like a three some in

38:16

it, her and two guys. It's like what everyone's

38:18

talking about, but it's very good. It's

38:20

the same director as Call Me by Your Name and

38:23

Atticus Ross and Trent Reznor Score, so

38:25

it's kind of got a social network vibe to it,

38:28

and it made me

38:31

ways seemed like, is it raunchy?

38:33

Yeah, it's not like crazy. I mean it's

38:36

not like graphic, but yeah, it's raunchy.

38:38

She's just showing up to their hotel room and they're drinking

38:40

and sitting in the middle of them and making

38:42

out with this one, making out with that one, and then

38:44

they're making out with each other, the two friends,

38:47

the guys. It's like a whole thing. But dudes,

38:49

you're making out with each Yeah, yeah,

38:51

yeah, no, it was. It was pretty good though, and

38:54

but it gave me the itch to play tennis, and

38:56

I really like want to get back into tennis.

38:59

Yeah, good at tennis. No, I'm not that good,

39:02

and I think I told you that one time. I'm gonna have to

39:04

really talk about it on the podcast. But I was like up for

39:06

this movie. When I was like really in the

39:08

acting world a long time ago, like ten

39:10

years ago, and I was

39:12

about to get this. They were like, look, acting

39:15

wise, you got the part pretty much, but we just

39:17

need to make sure it was a tennis movie. So

39:20

we just need to make sure that you're

39:22

able to play tennis. That it's believable

39:24

enough that you could play tennis before we cast you in

39:26

the movie. So it's pretty much you know, you have

39:28

it. And I was like, okay, great. They're like, well, we just need you

39:30

to meet us at the tennis courts at

39:33

this location. I was like, perfect, that's around the

39:35

corner for me. I'll show up with my racket. You

39:37

know I used to go to I play. I went to UCLA

39:39

tennis camp as a kid. It's been a long time since I

39:41

played, but I'm happy to show you my skills.

39:43

I got a good backhand, I could do some

39:45

top spin, but I was rusty. I

39:48

show up there. There's two directors.

39:50

The two directors are there on the court. They're

39:53

like, all right, we're just gonna rally with you. You just

39:55

to make sure you can hit it back and forth. We're catching

39:57

up and one of the director's

39:59

girl friend is sitting on the

40:01

sidelines like she's like where like the referee

40:04

stand is. She's like sitting she got her own seat

40:06

there, just like fucking around waiting for this

40:08

session to be done so she could go eat with her with

40:10

her boyfriend or whatever it is. So I'm

40:12

hitting it back and forth with these guys and we're

40:14

talking and I'm trying to be funny with them, and blah

40:17

blah blah blah blah. They hit me like kind

40:19

of a tough shot, and I'm like, fuck, I'm trying to get

40:21

around this one. I'm running to that ball

40:23

and I smack it as hard as I can,

40:26

but it doesn't It doesn't land

40:28

in the spot that I wanted to land. It actually

40:30

doesn't hit the court at all. It goes straight

40:33

to the left of the court, and it is

40:36

I'm I hit this fucking thing so hard and

40:38

it went straight and

40:40

it hits the director's girlfriend

40:43

smack in the chest, like

40:45

like smack in the chest hard,

40:48

and she's like

40:50

like she's like, she's like I knocked the wind out of

40:52

her, and I'm like, oh

40:54

shit, I am so sorry. And the

40:56

director rushing over to his girlfriend,

40:59

he's like, babe, babe, are you okay? Are you

41:01

okay? And I'm like, oh my god, holy shit, I'm so

41:03

sorry. I didn't realize it was going to go there. And she's

41:05

like trying to catch her breath. She like can't speak.

41:07

She's literally like I knocked the wind out

41:10

of her. And I was like, I am so yeah.

41:12

I was like, I am so sorry, but it was out of a movie.

41:14

Was I got a mister Deeds or some shit. I was like,

41:16

I am so sorry that there was an accident,

41:18

and she she wasn't even like it's okay, it's okay.

41:20

She was really struggling, like like I thought she was

41:22

going to call an ambulance. The directors wrapped

41:25

up the session with me shortly after

41:27

that. Safe to say, we didn't continue

41:29

playing after that incident,

41:32

and I actually didn't get a call from them. I

41:34

left that not feeling great about myself. I ended

41:37

up not getting that role and I never heard

41:39

from them again, and and that was sort of the last

41:41

time I played tennis. My friend.

41:43

Damn that.

41:44

Yeah, it was fining moment because you could have

41:46

hit that ball and you could have got

41:48

that part.

41:49

I could have killed her. I

41:52

could have killed her. But I also could have hit that ball in

41:54

the box and I could have had that part, and you know, my

41:56

life could have taken a different trajectory. But I did

41:58

look that movie up. Con tanked it was.

42:00

It looked like a piece of ship movie. Anyway.

42:03

I think it would have been fun if I was in it. But whatever,

42:05

it's their loss, and I hope, I hope the girlfriend's

42:07

doing all right. I hope she doesn't have any like internal

42:10

problems, like long

42:12

term, long term after effects

42:14

are being anyway. That's

42:16

that. So I am going to go buy a racket and start

42:19

getting and sharpening my skills a little bit.

42:21

All right, you're excited about it, all right, thank

42:23

you, good man.

42:24

Well, we wish you luck with the uh,

42:27

the new found h the reimagined,

42:30

reinvigorated tennis career.

42:32

Thank you man. I'm wishing you luck. I'm wishing

42:34

you luck on your fat loss journey and hopefully

42:37

just you know, slimming down, because you could always

42:39

use a little slimming right on

42:44

the fat on because

42:47

you don't you don't want to get fat, and

42:49

you're no, I'm saying you don't want to get fat.

42:52

I'm just wishing you luck on that journey.

42:54

I know that ship man. I'm

42:56

done.

42:56

Yo. Okay, Kames, okay,

42:59

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