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The Room Tomb a k A my car a

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k A. The ship box that I drive around

1:07

in. Uh, we're doing a

1:09

mashup. We're going from the Room Tomb to the

1:11

gloom Tomb, to the to the

1:13

to the streets, to the donut shop,

1:16

to the Starbucks and uh

1:18

g Monetti? Uh, how are you feeling?

1:20

Man? You're you're in l A now for a few days.

1:23

Uh. How does it feel to be doing

1:25

your first ever episode

1:27

live from the room tomb? It feels

1:29

great, like the good sunshine

1:32

cooling out. It's all good, yo. Yeah?

1:35

Are you not? Uh? Are you? Are you nervous

1:37

with me podcasting and driving? I don't,

1:40

I don't. I don't support any sort of reckless

1:42

driving. Me and Monetti are very

1:44

safe, conservative drivers. But

1:46

are you how do you feel personally? Uh?

1:49

Seeing me do my thing in here with one

1:51

hand on the wheel and one hand on the mike. Oh,

1:54

you got four eyes now I'm here?

1:56

Okay, Okay, So you feel good? Yeah?

1:59

Yeah, okay, okay, all right. Well, yes,

2:01

so this is a mashup of sorts. Um,

2:04

we're coming to the end of the year. First

2:07

of all, I want to say this as

2:09

as we've said before, very uh

2:12

openly, we we don't we're

2:14

not baseball fans. I don't give a shit

2:18

about baseball, um,

2:21

but I do

2:23

give a shit about my man. Pete Rose a

2:26

k a. Charlie Hustle and and

2:28

basically p Rose. It

2:30

was the the the final, the final nail

2:32

in the coffin. They're not letting pe Rose

2:34

into the Hall of Fame while he's alive, and

2:37

I think it's an abomination. You

2:39

got all these steroid freaks,

2:42

these back corking freaks,

2:45

a rod he's like that. Everybody loves

2:47

him. Now, all

2:50

these guys are in the Hall of Fame, Yet

2:53

one of the most iconic baseball

2:57

players of all time, who has the hitting

2:59

record that will never be broken because

3:02

there's some bullshit gambling that wasn't even

3:05

gambling on his He's already paid his time.

3:07

You stripped him of his isn't of

3:09

his livelihood. He's barely making a living.

3:12

Look up the ESPN short thirty

3:14

for thirty short look at Pete Rose's life today

3:16

and see if you think this is just what

3:20

he did on the baseball field. Was what he did on the

3:22

baseball field, He made a mistake. There's

3:24

dudes that that murder people that

3:27

are allowed back into society. But

3:30

Pete Rose is not going to be in the Hall of Fame.

3:34

Bullshit. You got this fucking

3:36

guy, Sammy Sosa, lumin

3:38

Or Is he in the Hall of Fame? Is

3:41

henno getting there because he bleached his skin?

3:44

Wait, they're not gonna let him in because he bleached

3:46

his skinners. That's a clause in

3:48

the contract and in that ship. Say,

3:51

if you're a black Spanish

3:53

man and somehow you make

3:55

yourself into a fucking bleach colored

3:58

freak, you don't get into it. How

4:01

are they going to create the bust? Is it Canton?

4:04

No, it's fucking up state New York?

4:07

Is it upstate New York? Yeah? Some state.

4:09

That's how little we know about baseball? Some

4:11

state? You know. I gave Pete Rose a shout out

4:13

in a movie I did called twenty funk

4:16

was the name of that movie. Goddamn

4:18

Well, I don't fact check, but

4:20

but I shouted him out in that movie, Like I I I

4:23

improvd the scene because when we

4:25

were doing that movie, I don't know, fifteen, sixteen,

4:27

seventeen years ago, that was looming

4:30

the Pete Rose thing. I heard

4:32

Pete roses an asshole, though, So

4:34

what's so am? I?

4:37

I don't see no crowds around you, moody,

4:40

so am I, But you ain't. You ain't doing

4:42

no baseball ship. But you know, what so

4:44

what, he's an asshole. He's still Charlie fucking

4:46

Hustle. He still should be in all the fame. He has the

4:48

hitting record. Do you see him on Fox?

4:51

You see baseball's funked up. They got him

4:54

as the face of baseball analyzing

4:56

the World Series. But he can't be

4:59

in the whole of fame. No,

5:02

no, And I'm telling you he's struggling

5:04

to to to make a living. You know, you can only

5:07

uh sign so many autographs right,

5:09

pay for the autographs and ship. Yo.

5:14

Just put him in. That's hard to admit

5:17

because you know what was gonna happen. So what, he

5:19

gambled on other games, but he

5:22

gambled on his fucking team to

5:24

win. I

5:26

like, that's the kind of coach I want. Fucking

5:32

you know, I'm betting on my team to win, motherfucker.

5:36

I'm I's all confident I feel in

5:38

my team. Put

5:40

him in. Put him in the fucking Hall of Fame. Is

5:43

Canton is the NFL?

5:45

Field is more? Is basketball?

5:47

What's Major League Baseball?

5:50

Up State? Someway up state? But it's

5:52

a name. I don't fucking know. We don't fact

5:54

check anything. We fact check nothing,

5:57

Okay, cee Iron rapp port pockets. We

5:59

don't fact check ship. I'm driving

6:01

my car. I'm actually I'm in traffic right

6:03

now. Do you think I got time to fact check

6:06

things? We

6:09

want me to fucking podcast fact

6:11

check and drive. No, I can't do that. It's

6:13

too much to ask, don't. We don't

6:15

have monitors. We don't have any fucking interns.

6:18

You know a lot of radio shows, people

6:20

are handing them stuff as they're going. We

6:24

were out here, like Phelippe Petite,

6:27

walking across the world Trade centers in

6:29

the seventies world with no net. Damn

6:32

money was on some ship. Man, Your

6:34

money was on some ship. Phelippe

6:37

Petite was wild. He

6:39

walked across the world trade centers. You

6:42

know, he was dancing on that ship, on

6:44

that no net. He's fucking crazy,

6:47

special human being. And and he went

6:49

all. The movie The Walk is a good movie. I

6:51

don't know why that movie Robert Zemeckis, I'm

6:53

pretty sure was Robert Zemecke's.

6:56

Uh Joseph

6:58

Gordon That yeah, he's good. The

7:01

movie he directed, which is skipping my

7:03

mind, uh memory

7:05

book right now, is really good too.

7:08

Joseph Gordon letter, but he's a really good actor

7:10

and and a really good director. I was really impressed

7:12

with the film he directed. Sorry, I don't know the

7:14

title again that

7:16

that has to do with the there's no disrespect.

7:18

I wish I did know the title. I'm not trying to be funny.

7:21

I just cannot remember the freaking title.

7:23

Um so yeah, anyway, So so Pete

7:26

Rose Man, I I think that's bullshit.

7:28

I think it's real bullshit that you're gonna

7:31

put him in when he when he's dead. I put

7:33

him in now. If you're gonna put him

7:35

in when he's dead, he already killed his spirit. He fox,

7:39

He did work on a field. He

7:41

had one transgression, he fucked up. All right,

7:43

it's been twenty years, right, it's over.

7:45

Man. He

7:48

did a lot more for baseball,

7:49

right, And why can't

7:51

he be in the Hall of Fame if he? If so? What he

7:54

still was a great player? He he you could,

7:56

you could explain it like I think it brings attention

7:58

to it. Act like this, this is a kosher

8:01

a coachher league. When

8:03

when when? When? When the fucking steroid

8:06

era they knew these guys were doing this and

8:08

they didn't do anything and then they got out and Congress.

8:10

Congress had to intervene. Where's

8:13

Congress for fucking Charlie Hustle? Congress

8:16

should intervene with that and make the guy go, you fucking

8:18

assholes, You Circus League.

8:22

You you got guys juicing. Let

8:24

Pete Rose can't get in. He's

8:27

got an unbreakable hitting record. You

8:30

know, I often wonder, since you've never been

8:32

a part of the Iron Wrap for podcast from the Gloom

8:34

to Gimo and Eddie, Um,

8:36

if if we were to get pulled over, because

8:39

you know, if you have like a device in your hand, would

8:41

this actually be like, uh,

8:43

would we were justifiable pull

8:46

over? Yeah? Oh shift they

8:49

you know, I'm going to my autistic ship. Oh

8:51

what is that? Yeah?

8:53

Yeah yeah. When they started pulling my fucker's over, that's

8:56

what I get into that until they

8:58

taser the motherfucking autistic guy. That's

9:00

when I said, damn, my strategy, what's the what?

9:02

What? So? So they walk people through that. If you've

9:04

never heard Gimnetti, his plan

9:06

for getting pulled over for speeding or

9:09

podcasting while driving is to do what? Walk

9:11

through people through that? Again? Well, you

9:13

know I developed the strategy. I figured

9:16

I could lessen the brutality

9:19

against black people, since I'm

9:21

black, is to come up

9:23

with maybe they'll feel a little compassionate if

9:25

I'm autistic and and and so

9:27

so I go, uhh,

9:29

driver's license and I d please, I'm

9:34

sorry, sir, I but

9:37

I usually have a passenger with me that

9:39

will convey, oh,

9:42

he's autistic. I'm I'm

9:44

letting him drive. Well, why do you have those microphones

9:46

in your hand? And I go, well, I do this

9:48

thing. He you

9:50

we're working for Oprah.

9:53

You're gonna tell the people that. So

9:56

that's that's gimmnette's to stop

9:59

stop police reality against against

10:01

him, to ever from ever happening.

10:03

Not that you've ever we've ever had that. You're

10:06

just planning ahead. I'm planning and feel free

10:08

to use that as a strategy go forward.

10:10

Any people you

10:12

don't know in the copyright on that right, just

10:15

just fucking yell right, Pretend

10:18

you have some sort of mental bob back

10:20

and forth, and what about saliva if

10:23

you can drool even better? Okay, Um,

10:26

this is the Iron Wrap PORP podcast coming live

10:28

from the Gloom Tomb Room Tomb in

10:31

Los Angeles. You can hear I'm driving see this,

10:33

this is no this is not a gimmick. Yea,

10:35

yeah, I'm

10:37

in the car. Uh

10:40

so um. You know we've

10:42

talked about mad shaming and

10:45

how I want to stop the mad

10:47

shaming uh

10:50

and um. I actually

10:52

was almost provoked into

10:54

an altercation for

10:56

a few reasons, but essentially

11:00

the thing that's sort of one of the things that pushed me

11:02

over the top, except for excited for being uh

11:04

antagonized and having something

11:06

mentioned about a female uh

11:08

and just harassed. Was

11:11

I was matching and

11:14

Gimnetti was there. I

11:16

was. I was in one of my hangout spots in Los Angeles

11:19

and the guy was started talking some bullshit.

11:21

You know what it was is one of these guys that are like, you

11:23

know these people that are well what do they call They're like,

11:25

they're taking donations and they're taking,

11:28

oh, sign up for this and saved the whales

11:30

and saved the gorillas and saved the fuckingness

11:33

and saved the ads. And it's yo, And

11:35

they're always there every day and they

11:37

ask you three, four or five times in

11:39

the same trip. Yep,

11:43

and the same people ask you, and i's the

11:45

same people. I tell them no,

11:47

no, no, no,

11:50

or I say I've already signed up. Thank you, or

11:53

I just I just I feel like, if that's

11:55

your job, you should be able to read people's energy.

11:57

And if my face looks the way it looks when I'm

12:00

can pass you, that means I don't want to talk to you. If

12:02

I got the ice Girl on, I got some ship on my

12:04

mind, don't talk to me about that. And if I got

12:06

the ice Girl on and I'm averting eye contact.

12:09

Or if I'm talking on

12:11

the cell phone and I have one hand

12:14

on my cellphone, mother hand maybe down

12:16

my pants scratching my balls. Or I have one

12:18

hand on my cell phone and the other hand is carrying

12:20

a bunch of ship bags mail

12:23

whatever the fuck, I'm not stopping

12:25

for you, don't ask. So

12:28

the other day, this one dude asked

12:31

me some shing. I was like, no, I'm good, thank you, And

12:33

then he followed me into my coffee place

12:36

and then he started mumbling some ship under his breath.

12:39

Followed you into the coffee

12:41

place and said something to me in there, And now I'm like, yeo,

12:43

you're in my space. I didn't say ship. So

12:46

today when I was with Moody coming

12:49

from the drug store, Gerald was getting some mouth

12:51

wash. I'm

12:55

concerned gee, I'm concerned

12:57

about your general. Don't

13:00

there like that? What people thinking my ship is

13:02

tart? My ship ain't tart.

13:04

Be I I really feel like

13:06

what I imagine Bill Cosby's breath to

13:08

smell like it's starting to develop it. I

13:12

don't believe that. And when you see me,

13:14

you you know after smelling ship,

13:16

you know, smelling like lavender. It

13:19

doesn't smell like laughingder. It has

13:21

that like that uncle, No,

13:24

that uncle that you did you wanted to avoid when

13:26

you're a little kids smell, and you you think

13:28

that I'm like just jabbing at you to make funny.

13:31

I said this on podcast and All Pockets,

13:33

and I said, Yo, why would I just make this up? No,

13:36

you're trying to be funny. No, I'm not. I said this.

13:38

You know, I admit I was on

13:40

the plane. My ship was fucked

13:43

up. I came out here smelling salty.

13:46

But now it's a new day, motherfucker.

13:49

But but but what about today? But

13:52

I'm thinking it's like a general smell. And

13:54

I just a couple

13:56

of minutes ago, I was like, I don't think I could have been friends

13:58

with you this long if this was always the smell.

14:01

Like I don't think like I think it would have. I would have been

14:03

like, I can't funk with this guy, and that means it's

14:05

an aberration. Do

14:08

you understand? What does that mean? That means

14:10

it never really happens. Huh.

14:14

There you go. Now go back to your story alone,

14:20

being a funk alone. I'm not the subject.

14:24

That motherfucker that was harassing you at Large Mark,

14:27

he was the subject. And I want to talked

14:29

about these guys here. I started by saying,

14:31

we were leaving the writing, did you or did

14:33

you not get something mouthwash? I gotta

14:36

scruffer for

14:38

what my face? I

14:40

scruff exfoliation.

14:43

Do you use it on your feet? I don't need

14:45

that. I'm just asking you. Look here,

14:48

man, I'm just asking why just use it

14:50

on your face? You gott a scuff

14:52

and scruff the dead cells off your

14:54

grill. Okay,

14:57

you gotta do that, But you don't gotta get a fucking annual

14:59

physical check up. Yeah, we

15:01

we will well the people. We're heading

15:03

towards the end of two thousand and fifteen, and I'm

15:05

gonna stay focused on this, but I just want to make

15:07

sure that everybody knows that that my my, my,

15:10

my, my partner here has not gotten

15:12

his check up that he promised us to get episodes

15:15

ago. Okay, he's

15:17

talking about exfoliating his fucking

15:19

face. And meanwhile, we don't know what

15:22

the fund is growing inside him. But I do know

15:25

then I am starting to smell some sort of lingering

15:28

you smelling that room.

15:31

But but back to my man. Okay, So,

15:33

so we were leaving the we were leaving the fucking drug

15:36

store and uh

15:39

and the dude said the dude said

15:41

something to me or his man said something

15:43

to me, congratulating me, you know, and and

15:45

and and jest about winning jul of

15:47

the Year. I actually won jew of the Year on Serious

15:51

Shade forty five, Eminem's record

15:53

radio station on Sirius XM

15:55

Shade forty five. I want Judy a year, which I was

15:58

very proud of. Paul Rosenberg,

16:00

the great Paul Rosenberg from Shady

16:03

Records. He gave me this award

16:05

and a very heartfelt speech. Uh

16:07

and I and I won the title, and I was

16:09

very proud of that. That's that's that's genuine

16:11

sounding like that's a joke, but I really genuinely

16:14

was like, man, if I want Black Person of the

16:16

Year, so you think I wouldn't be celebrated. Yeah, so

16:18

I wanted so the dudes man

16:20

said something your congratulations on being

16:23

Julie a year, like he was being nice. Like it was like, yo,

16:25

he's being funny. I said, oh ship. And

16:27

then they said y'all want to win the next year. I said, yo, do

16:29

your thing money uh, and then

16:32

his man said some ship and

16:34

his man his man said some side

16:37

talk. But his man said

16:39

some ship. The last time I saw him

16:42

or I felt like he was just so

16:44

blah blah blah blah blah. I approached

16:47

money like blah blah blah blah blah

16:49

yoda. At first it was very just casually, like yo la,

16:52

and then it got to you don't say nothing to me when

16:54

you see me over here, and then it got into

16:57

he he came towards me,

17:00

and then you were like chill

17:03

man, and it was just it

17:05

was it was a sation. It was gonna be a situation.

17:08

They want lawsuits. Yeah, because he even said that,

17:10

he said, I wanted I want some of those millions. You

17:12

said, you're gonna break his fucking jaw. I said, yo,

17:14

chill. So as you said that, I said, yo, chill.

17:16

But but but the thing that he escalated

17:19

me is he said, what are

17:21

you getting so mad for? And then I

17:23

thought about the mad shaming, and

17:25

I was like, I'm getting mad in my

17:27

head. This all happens in very marrid matter of moments.

17:29

I'm getting mad because you're talking greasy.

17:33

I've already tried to walk away from you three

17:36

times. And another people

17:38

who was in the same area were like, yo, you

17:40

you've been fucking with people, some big tall dude.

17:42

You saw that big six due he

17:44

was ready to pick money up. So this guy's

17:47

either stupid or

17:49

trying to provoke it. But then he said, he said,

17:51

yo, he wanted me to hit him because

17:55

you know, he wanted something. That's what he's

17:57

out there to do. And

17:59

then but when he said are you really

18:01

getting mad about this or you really something?

18:03

I was like, I said, yeah, I'm fucking getting

18:06

mad about this. He tried to mad shame.

18:08

Ain't no such thing as mad shaming. But

18:11

but but people think that that's like a bad thing,

18:13

like, yo, you're provoking me and I'm getting mad,

18:15

So it's it's bad that you're getting

18:17

mad. No, it's not bad. It's bad. That's

18:20

what that's what fucking kick you when you're fucking

18:22

When I stick my fucking new balance, just

18:25

the tip of it in your ass, then

18:28

that's gonna be bad because I'm not a fighter,

18:31

and I'm not a fucking a

18:33

guy, a brute. I'm not a brute.

18:35

I'm not a guy. That's not my thing.

18:39

So so anyway, I was mad shamed.

18:41

See it's a real thing. So

18:44

this whole you mad bro. And by the way,

18:46

I want to I want to say New York magazine

18:49

the a k a. The Weekly Hipster

18:51

Manifesto that I love that magazine.

18:54

You did an article on bit

18:59

you bit our fucking style. We

19:01

we we we we We came up with this whole mad

19:03

shaming contemplat low and Behole

19:05

a few months. I know one of you little fucker's is

19:07

up there listening to the Iron Rap por podcasts.

19:10

You hips just don't come up with anything original

19:13

on your own. The copiers you

19:15

had to take our ship, you stole our staff,

19:18

you fuck, and they did a whole thing.

19:20

They didn't call it mad shaming, but they

19:23

used you, mad bro and the whole you

19:25

mad culture and not Yes, motherfucker's

19:28

getting mad. Nothing wrong with not

19:30

wrong with that. A human being has

19:33

two sides motherfucker, mad,

19:37

happy, or in between,

19:39

and they're all they're all part of the rainbow

19:42

of of of of emotions. This is some sucker

19:44

ship that they're trying to do. When I

19:46

was young, YO, ranking

19:49

sessions, motherfucker's getting

19:51

snapped on for hours.

19:54

You got it literally for hours. Literally,

19:57

this ain't no bullshit for hours. One

19:59

dude would just it annihilated.

20:01

And Yo, you

20:04

come back with some clever ship or

20:06

you suck it up, or you

20:08

fight, or you fight them or you leave.

20:10

Ain't no man, Oh you're mad, Yeah, man, this

20:13

is talking about my mom's and your

20:15

ripped jeans. Yeah, you're

20:17

tight ass zippers and your fucking

20:19

sneakers, your skip ass sneakers

20:22

and your bullshit hat. And look at your fucking

20:24

mouth. Dude, you don't have no chapstick. Look

20:26

at your ship, and

20:30

and and and I'll and and and tell me if

20:32

I'm wrong. I was known. That

20:34

was my that was that

20:36

was my way of fighting. Nobody

20:39

can funk with you with that. With the verbal ship.

20:42

Many have tried. And anybody who went

20:44

to Fairfax High School to one year that

20:46

I went there, they will tell you

20:48

that the first week, during

20:51

lunch period That's how I got my reputation.

20:54

I would have liked to get my reputation for being a ballplayer

20:56

and doing a coxman, but I didn't get

20:59

it that. I got my reputation

21:01

for talking ship. And I took down

21:03

all comers that I

21:05

witnessed that I took him down, one on the one,

21:07

one on one. I'm out there from New York. It's nineteen

21:10

eighty five. I'm wearing my A j S.

21:12

I'm wearing my ship. They're trying to talk.

21:14

Oh, you're talking greasy. This is eight five.

21:18

I had already honed my craft for years, so

21:20

I had to defend myself after

21:23

lunch. That was short work for you. That was that was

21:25

That was like that short work. That was

21:27

easy money. I'm like money made with it. That was this easy

21:30

money man in the hood.

21:32

You gotta be careful because

21:35

if you take it too far, motherfucker might fuck

21:37

you up. And I knew, especially

21:40

a white person, talking about

21:42

your clothes, your skins all

21:44

dry, everybody's laughing, you're ashy,

21:48

look at your fucking pants. Most

21:50

time, motherfucker's just stopped. You never

21:52

got into no real beef. Well no, because

21:55

the reality of my my comings

21:57

and goings in the hood. Is motherfucker's

21:59

that could really get down, that could really fight,

22:02

that really ranch it. They had my back because

22:04

I'm a I'm a non threat. Right we're playing

22:06

ball. I'm a basketball playing

22:08

ship talking white dude. I'm not there

22:10

for any trouble. But

22:12

if we're gonna get into snapping, I have to I

22:15

have to do something that's ship.

22:18

That's what I gotta do. So,

22:21

yeah, you can insult whatever you might have insulted

22:23

me about. Usually, the one thing I had working

22:25

against me is I always had this fucking beak.

22:27

So some people look at your nose, So

22:30

look at your hair, whatever that's it's

22:33

and whatever you say, even if it's a good snap,

22:36

I eat that. It's like a jelly bean. You're

22:38

feeding me, and I'm going and I'm just thinking more.

22:41

I'm gonna come gonna get you. Now, you might

22:43

say, oh, you you hook nosed jew.

22:46

You're just stating another thing. People

22:48

would make fun of the way I ran. You

22:50

look like you run like you have like like you

22:52

have a ship in your pants. I'm running my for

22:55

my I'm running for fucking running my heart

22:57

out up and down the court. People are laughing at

22:59

me. Ship taped to your fucking

23:01

inner thigh. Then I haven't wiped

23:03

my ass and you're just trying to. We got

23:06

a potato chips stuck in your ass and you don't want

23:08

to break it? Are you you talking? Ship?

23:10

I'm gonna get you after the game. You fuck?

23:15

Why are your elbows so fucking

23:18

ash? Look at your fucking teeth?

23:22

People? That that was my thing? So

23:25

anyway, so I that really happened to me.

23:28

Uh, and then I feel bad. I'm like, you're almost

23:30

gotten a fucking altercation. Lucky I was

23:33

there, man to calm your

23:35

ass down because Money

23:37

was baiting you. He was baiting him.

23:39

He's he was like with that grin you

23:42

really you really want to get mad?

23:45

And when the motherfucker's laughing and you serious

23:48

and you ready, that's when he gets snuffed.

23:51

Yeah, that that was that was laughing

23:53

that that could have happened. Laughing promote snuffing,

23:58

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25:00

the room Tom got out of your

25:02

Head is nice. Yo got that iconic

25:07

changed the game from a man's dome piece.

25:09

You know that son be hitting it and

25:11

you could fry an egg from

25:14

the reflection on my

25:16

dome. And the shaving cream

25:20

that you have to you have to fucking

25:22

lather old school ship, but it gets

25:24

a nice deep thick shave. I like

25:27

that stuff. I like good stuff for men.

25:30

I like good stuff that men. Mind

25:32

Ship we forgot about the

25:34

man. Oh yeah, right, we

25:37

forgot about that because you got Caitlin. You

25:39

got all kind of ship going on now. But

25:41

what about that, real man?

25:44

Is there something wrong with that? Right?

25:47

Is there something wrong with having hair in your chest? Like

25:50

the great Big Daddy Kane said,

25:53

I got no hair on my chest, but I'm one tough

25:56

cookie. Well, Big Daddy Kane, as much as I love

25:58

you, I have a fucking easy

26:00

chest. Yeah, me too, Tomo

26:03

meat, and there's nothing wrong with

26:05

that. These dudes are

26:08

are are are emasculating themselves

26:10

by waxing and getting

26:12

their their the chest, the hair on their chest

26:15

removed with with lasers. Listen if

26:17

you if you got a back and he got full hair on your

26:20

back, Okay, you look like shit. You

26:22

look like a fucking that. I understand

26:24

that. Andre Drummond Detroit Pistons

26:27

probably uh all star caliber.

26:29

You got hair on your shoulders. You could

26:31

spend a little money and get your fucking get that hair

26:33

and it looks like a tattoo. It's crazy.

26:36

But but but just the basic hair on your chest,

26:39

hair on your arms, and you're you're you're you're

26:41

shaving and waxing your arms and you're you're a man.

26:45

What happened? What happened? What happened? What

26:47

happened? Remember tom sellek that hairship

26:49

was dope back in the days, tom

26:51

sellec magnu pr How did it become

26:54

that men stopped breeding

26:57

other men with hair run

27:00

their body? I the only the first person who

27:02

I said, no bullshit, and I funk with Brad. The

27:04

first person who I saw who

27:07

was in the public was Brad Pitt. He

27:11

had no hair on his chest when he came out, and it was

27:13

like that fight close thing. He had very little

27:16

hair. And then all of a sudden, I'm

27:18

an asshole. Ah,

27:21

you got hair on your and girls like some

27:23

girls like it, some girls don't. Yo. You

27:26

rather a dude with no hair

27:29

on his chest like you? So

27:32

I'm supposed to be a feminine otherwise

27:35

you don't like this gruff hair. Ship. When

27:37

I'm laying on you, man, my

27:40

my ship, my pubic hair looked like Esther

27:43

roll like. I'm like, I'm

27:45

like Esther roll my ship down there.

27:48

I don't give a fuck. I don't shave

27:51

ship. You don't like it, fuck you, that's

27:55

how it looks. I'm

27:57

a black person. That's

27:59

a role. Who are from good times?

28:02

Who played Florida

28:05

Flow? My pubic hair

28:07

looked like her hair, her

28:10

afro. I don't give

28:12

a ship. I

28:14

don't cut nothing. You're

28:17

not sucking the hair, and

28:20

why shouldn't feel ashamed of your chest hair?

28:23

Were these these these girls

28:25

are I tell you the

28:27

first person who ever tried to to to again

28:30

criticize my hair. And I'm not dissing

28:33

her. I'm telling the story. I don't know if

28:35

she'll ever remember it, but I was doing a movie

28:37

with Gwyneth Paltrow David

28:40

Schwimmer, the

28:42

Paul Bearer, and she said, oh, you got

28:44

chess here. She said, You've got so

28:47

much hair in your chest. Brad has nothing. This

28:49

is public. She was dating Brad Pitt at

28:51

the time. I foxed with Brad. He's my man,

28:54

fun win him since true romance. That is my

28:57

dude. And I foxed with Gwyneth Paltrow. Haven't

28:59

seen her in a long time. But she said some slick

29:01

she said, some slick ship like you know

29:04

we're friends. But she said, you got so much

29:06

hair in your chest, Brad has

29:08

nothing on there. First

29:10

of all, it's Brad holding you

29:14

ain't mentioning that you ain't mentioning that, Oh

29:17

his hair is he holding and

29:19

he holding like me? Is it wearing his

29:22

loaf game in scene? Is

29:24

his fuck style? That's

29:27

all that madness. The hair hair is

29:29

cosmetic and you don't like that

29:31

I have hair. I'm from the Burt Reynolds

29:33

ship. Burt

29:36

Reynolds. He was on the

29:38

cover of play what was it Playgirl? But

29:40

ass he

29:43

he was that dude in the scene looked

29:45

like a wookie. Bruce Jenner

29:48

was one of the sexiest man of

29:51

the nineteen seventies. That is

29:53

a fucking fact. Bruce Jenner was

29:55

a gruff, harry dude, masculine

29:58

masculine in the seventies. Bruce

30:01

was that dude, hairy chest, big

30:04

barrel chest, motherfucker. He had hair coming

30:06

out of his USA. Uh, tain't

30:09

top that. He won to look at the photos. Nobody

30:12

said shipped to Bruce. He

30:14

was on the cover of Wheati's Box with her hair and now

30:17

I got to hear from Gwyneth Paltrow making me

30:19

feel like shit, is

30:21

he holding? Let's see if

30:24

you I didn't. I was thrown off.

30:26

I was like, yeah, if this woman says says

30:29

that to you, of course you're gonna be thrown off.

30:33

But now since we're we're here, is

30:35

he holding Oh yeah, now

30:37

I've been prepared. Is he holding the

30:40

hair? Be hair

30:42

on your chest? How do we get

30:44

on this? We were saying about the man, the

30:46

man needs to be the man, the Marlboro

30:49

Man, Remember the shot on sunset, the

30:51

Marlboro Man. You think he had no hair on his chest?

30:54

I think not. He out there

30:57

making steaks, ribies in

31:00

fucking wood, smoking cigarettes, sucking

31:02

around with big foot on horses.

31:05

You think he doesn't have hair on his chest? How the funk is he

31:07

gonna stay warming? He got his

31:09

what is it called the chaps, his

31:11

leather boots and all that ship poncho, and

31:14

he's not hasn't have a hair on his chest. You

31:17

think Tanto, the Indian

31:19

who was out there sucking around with the Lone

31:21

Ranger, he didn't have hair in his chest. I

31:24

never thought about Tanto. Yeah,

31:27

man, nobody said anything to him. Gwyneth

31:29

Paltrow didn't say anything to him. And I'm not saying this. I

31:32

fused with you, Gwyneth, but

31:34

you can't be talking side talk.

31:37

She caught me off guard with that. I'm in my twenties.

31:40

You know, these are kind of things that could affect

31:42

you. I could have just kind of you know, stubborn,

31:45

Yeah, and wax my ship. No,

31:47

we got hair. He doesn't, So

31:50

what why are you bringing up with Brad?

31:53

But he brought that ship into

31:55

the into the zeitgeist. You know that word zeitgeist

31:57

is a word I used a lot on the Iron Rap or podcast

32:00

Her Job. Yeah. Um,

32:03

he brought it in fight Club Felman,

32:05

Louise. Not

32:08

everybody's gonna be on that hairless ship. I

32:10

don't. I don't want to be on that. I

32:13

don't know. When you get lost

32:16

out in the woods and you don't have no hair

32:18

on your ship, who who's gonna be? Who's

32:20

gonna be complaining? Then I'm gonna be warm.

32:23

I got fur on my ship, and

32:25

I'm not even that hairy. It's not like I'm like a like a

32:27

monkey, but I got like a regular man's hair

32:29

on my ship. I don't have hair on my shoulders.

32:32

Fortunately, I don't have hair on my

32:34

back. I don't have very

32:36

hairy legs or arms. But

32:38

I have hair on my chest and it's nothing

32:40

to be ashamed ship, nothing

32:43

making it like men should have me got dudes

32:46

man escaping their fucking their

32:48

hair on their chest and their hair on their there.

32:50

They're shaving their loaves and whack wax.

32:53

Yo, man, I shaved mine. So you're gonna

32:55

talk about that. You shave your loaf, just

32:58

said that you had. You're telling to get out

33:00

of control. I got to after all, ship.

33:03

I didn't know this about you, duke, but but sometimes

33:05

I know this about you. Moment I have to. You

33:08

should be hanging outside my shorts. I

33:11

gotta shave that ship. I

33:15

didn't notice about you. Man. You you're throwing me

33:17

for a loop with that ship. Like I said

33:19

before, Man, when you shave it, you get

33:22

extra length. Oh but

33:24

you're not shaving it for lenks. You're shaving it for groomy

33:26

and then when it grows back, don't lie like

33:29

a motherfucker. So why do you do it? Because

33:31

why do you know what their hair fucking seeping

33:33

down my legs? Well, when will wind seeping

33:36

down your legs? You're not walking around in a fucking in a

33:38

in a banana hammock. You haven't

33:40

gotten a customized banana hammock. As much

33:42

as the fans love you, nobody has sent you a

33:44

customized banana hammic when it besides

33:47

yourself, who's going to see you? Uh?

33:50

This this this growth, I

33:53

don't let nobody see I cut it, okay.

33:55

And then when it's so, you're willing to cut it for

33:57

the moment of of what

34:00

you considered grooming. Yet

34:03

when it comes back, you have days and I

34:05

know it's true, you have days of itchy

34:07

and scratchy and discomfort. Yeah,

34:10

I think about what you're saying. Whenever

34:13

you cut your ship, you're gonna be

34:15

right. But you're you're, you're you take this.

34:19

I didn't know this, Moody. I didn't

34:21

notice about you that you did. You just talking about

34:23

like neatness. So you shave it, bald

34:25

ball, your whole whole

34:28

ship. You're a nasty sack

34:30

and all that. That's a good run,

34:33

my bull second or let

34:35

that's like a coolgy rap ryn I

34:38

said, my ball, shack, bull sack

34:40

and all that. And you

34:42

know, when I did the now famous Adam

34:44

Crowle interview, I said that

34:47

he was the Don corleone of the microphone, and

34:49

I'm gonna give him that, but now I'm taking that

34:51

back because that's a lyric. To me, that's like a

34:53

jay Z lyric. You

34:55

know, just the Don corleone or the microphone

34:58

fucking around with me. You're to leave me alone

35:01

because I'm walking down the street. Get the

35:03

bop to the beat and if I can

35:05

run, that will

35:07

be good. Anybody can run. But the Don corleone

35:10

of the microphone, tell me that's

35:12

not something like Nasasy ship. They

35:15

were on that ship. No one. I

35:17

don't think anyone's ever said I came up with that off

35:20

the dome piece. I see it. If I'm now, I'm

35:22

taking it back. The

35:25

Iron Wrapped Ports podcast coming live and direct from

35:27

the groom. Coom Um,

35:33

what do you think about Kobe retiring? From

35:37

the way it looks good twenty

35:41

years in, enough is enough? But

35:45

shock like shock sa on this podcast. I

35:48

wonder what's next because everything is just

35:50

with him basketball, basketball,

35:53

basketball, So now

35:56

basketball is gone. Do

35:58

you like listening to Laker games like

36:01

broadcast? Like tonight

36:05

the Lakers play A. C. Green

36:08

does the pregame, James Worthy does the

36:10

pregame, and I forgot the guys. I

36:13

never was a big chick Cern fan. Me

36:17

neither. That's sacrilegious

36:19

to say. But Marve

36:22

Roberts chips on chick Cern Yeah, it's not

36:24

even clothes, man, it's not close.

36:27

We heard chick cern in

36:31

eighty five for the first time and

36:33

we were kids, and we said that ship

36:36

is whack as

36:39

kids, and that may be from

36:41

just listening to Marve Albert and being uh,

36:43

God blessed the dead. But

36:46

there was never anything dope about his voice period.

36:50

And that's not just not just a Laker hate. Yeah,

36:53

just that. I didn't think that was I didn't

36:55

think it was a big thing. Why why would he make more? Mark?

36:57

Yeah, Jim carvelis

37:01

who else? Fucking Mike

37:03

Breen, who's

37:06

the guy we love who did the Big East Games? Mike

37:08

Gorman, Tom Heinson

37:13

with the Kiss, Bill Raftree

37:16

and and Bill my Man, O'Brien

37:18

on iro An Eagle, Verne

37:20

Lund. Quiz now, who's the guy who O'Brian?

37:23

Who would do the games on with Doc on CBS?

37:26

Oh? Pat, Yeah,

37:30

those are world class voices,

37:33

man, that stick with. Those are voices

37:35

that you get excited. Paddle

37:37

Brian CBS games on

37:40

a Sunday, Doc versus Bird

37:43

in the Boston Garden. He's calling the

37:45

game. Yeah, his voice

37:47

is part of the game, right right.

37:51

A c Green is a whack. He's

37:54

the definition of a whack cat.

37:58

He still wears the

38:01

shag afro,

38:04

which you have most of the afro

38:06

in the back near your neck. He's

38:09

still wearing that your h

38:11

Green. Gotta cut your ship. The

38:14

fucking the staff at NBA TV need

38:17

to cut say yo, cut that ship, y'all.

38:19

It's not the

38:21

funk man. And

38:25

he was the one that was bragging about not getting

38:27

no ass either. He was

38:29

doing it twenty years ago. Like

38:32

I'm proud, Like I don't. I don't have

38:34

any relations. You're

38:36

bragging about this ship, ah Green, then

38:39

cut your dick off, castrate yourself, don't

38:41

brag about it. Cut it off. That's

38:44

how it stands. Cut

38:46

it castration.

38:51

Why brag and still

38:53

have your piece? Cut

38:56

your ship. I cut my ship.

38:58

That's why I don't have sex. That would be more

39:01

apropos I don't

39:03

like a C. Green. Cut

39:06

your hair, dude, it's

39:10

motherfucker's got ball heads braided.

39:14

Do something to your ship. Speaking

39:17

of cutting your own loaf, all

39:20

Loafs Matter campaign will

39:23

be coming into effect in two thousand

39:25

and sixteen. It's

39:27

coming to tow it's

39:30

it's really happening. It's

39:32

really happening. In two thousand and sixty. We're gonna arrange

39:34

this walk. If it's not a walk, it's gonna

39:36

be some sort of party. We're doing something

39:39

for all oafs matter, because

39:42

to end of the year. I mean, there's still

39:44

a few days, ladies, and a few days left the year. I

39:46

hope I don't hear anything, hear

39:48

anymore about that. But you know there was a video. Did

39:52

you see the video last a few days

39:54

ago? The guy cut

39:57

his loaf off on video? Oh

40:00

nah, the footage

40:03

to cut. I didn't watch it.

40:05

I refused to watch this footage of this guy in

40:08

Turkey cut

40:11

his turkey off. What

40:14

was the reason given he was arguing something

40:17

about his girlfriend. They don't know what

40:19

it was. He's arguing with the

40:21

dude he's working in a bagel shop, and

40:25

then he's to like be belligerent.

40:27

He pulls down his trousers

40:30

and cuts his fucking loaf

40:33

off with a razor. I'm

40:35

not watching this footage, man, I'm not. I'm

40:37

not gonna refuse to watch his footage. But

40:39

this just goes to show that

40:43

all loafs matter. That this guy

40:46

felt so bad about whatever was going on in his

40:48

life that he decided to take

40:51

a razor, like like a like the

40:53

kind of rasor that's in a box cutter, damn

40:56

and cut his fucking loaf off.

41:00

You gotta be deranged to do that. You

41:03

gotta be in a deranged state to do that. He's

41:08

you know, he's a nut. You

41:10

know. People

41:13

don't think that this All Those Matter campaign is

41:15

is real, but it's real. Look

41:18

how many cases we have seen since

41:21

we started that, Like, I've

41:23

never seen how

41:26

the ferocity in which they go at

41:29

in my lifetime. I never heard.

41:32

It's like it's like it's like like an epidemic.

41:34

It's that feminist transition

41:37

bullshit where things

41:39

are never that bad that you need to cut off your loaf.

41:42

Yeah, can you imagine, you know, I

41:44

played when when we play ball and you

41:47

got a knee or

41:49

somebody elbowed you in the

41:52

dick. Yo, you take

41:54

at least fifteen ten minutes

41:57

and you go to the side. The bulls

41:59

are worse than they That's true because

42:01

if you just get hitting the dick, it hurts, but it's not it's

42:04

not um inner. It's

42:06

more like getting hit on a muscle. The balls

42:09

are where oh you feel like that's

42:12

when the women they're like, oh, you got hitting the dick.

42:14

No, it's it's the it's the the ball, it's

42:16

the seeds. Just to screw them, the

42:19

seeds. You

42:23

get hitting the seeds, that's

42:25

when you get that reaction. Sometimes you'll see a guy

42:28

get punched in a boxing match in

42:30

the dick and it won't be like that exaggerated.

42:33

Sometimes it won't even be a hard punch. But if it

42:35

gets the right spot. Oh man, I

42:37

don't like it. All of matter, all

42:40

of uh. We

42:43

had a suck as judge said someone some

42:47

racist ship. I'm eating potato

42:49

chips. I hear you, bro. What did

42:51

he say? He

42:53

said about affirmative

42:56

action? He said, um, oh,

42:59

the black the black kids, they don't they

43:01

don't do well when they go to big schools

43:03

anyway, like big like Harvard

43:05

and anything and Harvard and stuff schools

43:07

like that, they don't do well. So

43:11

I was saying, you see, these are

43:13

them. This, this mindset is what

43:16

administers law. You

43:18

see a racist mind that

43:22

will look at the black person as the judge

43:26

as nothing, he's the judge. And

43:28

this is how you think. You raised

43:31

in a bastion of racism and you

43:33

become a judge. So of course, when you

43:35

see the black person stand before you. You've

43:38

already got your premeditated notions

43:41

on what this guy is based on his

43:44

color? What? What? What? Where is his? Judge?

43:46

Antonio Scalia a

43:49

no good barbarian judge?

43:54

Right? And and

43:57

think about this rap. You

44:00

denied a

44:02

whole race of people based

44:05

on their color, man, right, right?

44:08

You You you said they can't get into

44:10

anything because they're black.

44:13

And in order to try and

44:15

right the wrongs from that, they

44:18

create affirmative action to try to

44:20

level it. And

44:23

now you say you

44:25

can't do it. You

44:28

can't get in those schools because you're

44:30

black. He just doesn't want

44:32

it. You see these cast

44:34

needs. This is

44:36

a Supreme Court judge.

44:38

Shit, I didn't hear about that. The

44:41

mind that administers law

44:44

is racist. Shit. So

44:46

he's up there judging you're

44:49

you're a judge. He's supposed to be like

44:51

the scales of of of of law. Right.

44:54

It's the the ladies blindfolded, right,

44:56

and she's holding the scale blindfold

45:00

right. She don't see color, right, but

45:02

you do. You're a barbarian.

45:06

Damn. I like that, ship Gie

45:08

Moody, I like that. Uh.

45:11

We jumped right into this. They call me the greeno man.

45:14

Dingo. Um. Some people call me White Mike.

45:16

Other people call me the white Arsenio

45:18

Hall. They call my partner

45:20

his name is Gerald Moody. They call Ed Gimo, Nettie

45:23

Gie Moody. Uh. Some people call

45:25

him the black Ed McMahon. Yes, this

45:27

is the Iron Rapport podcast. We're coming live and

45:29

direct from the Los Angeles Gloom

45:32

to him and

45:34

uh man on man only, how are

45:36

you feeling about all Los Angeles? G Moody? Oh,

45:39

man, it's a little brick out here, man, unusually

45:42

chili, yeah, but legitimately

45:45

cold but but not freezing, but

45:48

like chili. But you see these motherfucker's

45:50

out here, these Angelinos

45:52

with trench coats, yeah, sheer

45:54

lings. Yeah, and it's sixty plus,

45:57

wearing goggles and like and like ski masks,

45:59

like it's a sucking blizzard. They

46:02

like people in Los Angeles. We have no opportunities

46:05

to dress up, so if it's slightly

46:08

cold, they just bring out all the

46:10

fly winter ship. You'll see people

46:12

walking around with gooses. I

46:14

mean for nothing, it's not that cold.

46:17

It's a little windy for Los Angeles. Little

46:20

windy for Los Angeles. They couldn't

46:22

make it in the brickness of n

46:25

y Yo. I

46:27

want to make a public thing Odell

46:29

Beckham. In the beginning of the football

46:32

season, we said cut your wig We

46:34

said, you're wearing the blonde

46:38

ship with the lavender. You

46:40

need to cut your wig piece. Remember we said this about

46:42

him. What else do we say about him? That the that the

46:44

the defensive backs from the swamps, they

46:48

don't like all that uh pretty boys

46:50

ship. Well you

46:53

you you, you you you. You could do whatever

46:55

the funk you want with your hair because first

46:57

of all, you're a New York giant. Second of all, you're

46:59

a bad, bad motherfucker.

47:02

And not that I didn't think you're a bad motherfucker, but

47:05

like, yeah, just the iron rapper port pockets.

47:07

We have to haze you a little bit. We

47:09

can't just oh, you're just the second coming

47:12

and not question your wig piece. We question

47:14

your wig piece. You could do whatever you want, lavender,

47:17

blonde, with dance,

47:20

all that ship trade jerseys.

47:22

Do whatever you want. I don't like his man,

47:25

wait, but I just want to say publicly,

47:27

we funk with you, hard body

47:30

karate, So

47:32

do and play and dance.

47:36

You're the best. You've earned

47:38

it. You took you know, the first game

47:40

of the season. I think it was versed Dallas. You took

47:42

a shot, you got up

47:44

and you've been kicking asked the whole season, and

47:48

now you're that dude, and that

47:50

dude can do whatever the funk he wants. But

47:52

who are you talking about? His man? Man? He went

47:55

to school with l They

47:58

owned some ready for the world like ship with their

48:00

hair. Yeah yeah, like like

48:03

they probably have like little little

48:06

salon uh sessions where they

48:08

say what you're gonna do. You're gonna put blonde

48:10

streak in in one of the braids, or

48:12

you're gonna put it in the top. And the part

48:16

I don't like all that football

48:18

is football. Be I hear you football

48:21

football, Lyn Swan, he

48:24

didn't do all that. Don bb

48:28

Kelly Winslow didn't do any of that ship the

48:32

Bopsy Twins, you got blonde ship

48:34

and he why don't you wear alf ro motherfucker

48:38

brad Joe ship. We said that about him earlier,

48:41

but then he basically was like, yeah,

48:43

I'm gonna wear my ship, however you want bet

48:45

your bottom dollar. If Odell's

48:47

game dropped off, he would have cut his wig.

48:50

Jarvis Landry too, But they're both bad

48:52

motherfucker. So now they're like, yeah, I'm not cutting

48:54

ship, dude. NFL need

48:57

to outlaw some of this ship like they did with Irish.

49:00

Oh, like you're taking it too far.

49:02

I can understand what the NFL that they let them play

49:05

with ear rings in their ears. Money had

49:07

a hoodie? Did you see him with that? I don't understand

49:09

either, James

49:11

Jones. I think it was on the Green Bay Packers. I

49:14

think he had an American Giant hoodie. American

49:16

Giant is a sponsor of the Iron Wrap PORP podcasts,

49:19

and they are known for making the best hoodie

49:22

in the world. And why would he not wear

49:25

that and green, Green

49:27

Bay. I think

49:30

it was a Green American Giant hoodie. It looked

49:32

like a Green American Giant hoodie. I believe it was the

49:34

wide receiver James Jones. I could be wrong. I

49:37

do not fact check. If you never listened to the Iron Wrap PORP

49:39

podcast, please no, please note

49:42

we don't fact check. We don't fact check anything. Ain't

49:45

no fact checking because

49:48

bad to get this dude. Ain't

49:50

no fact checking. That's

49:54

a shout out to Big Daddy Kane, Uh

49:57

Molly Marldon Fish. Oh

49:59

yeah, ain't no half

50:02

stepping d d d D

50:04

and Chill Will Barry Be What up? Chill Will and

50:06

Barry Bell to get fresh shoe, get up,

50:10

get fresh, to get up? Say what? Say

50:12

what? Say what do you have fresh shoe? Now?

50:15

Me and Barry be mic I don't ye.

50:17

Speaking of Dougie Fresh, a

50:20

quick thing. Listen to his

50:22

show. It's syndicated nationally,

50:25

The Dougie Fresh Show on w

50:28

b LS of New York, one of the seven point five.

50:30

It's a great show if you want to hear original

50:33

hip hop, if you want to hear the radio the way we

50:36

who we were blessed enough to grow up

50:38

or not just we. If you grew up in the New

50:40

York state or the Tri State area, every

50:43

weekend, you would hear this ship on

50:45

the radio. Douggie's done it again.

50:48

Red Alert, Molly Mall Chuck,

50:50

chill out the awesome

50:52

too, Mr Magic.

50:56

We would hear this on the radio and Dougie's

50:58

doing it like that every Saturday night on w

51:00

BLS. YO not with a

51:02

with a Dougie Fresh podcast, Pould oh

51:05

Man, Good stories Man, Yo.

51:07

Dougie Fresh had a ride icon,

51:10

you know, the greatest entertaining icon. Doug

51:14

E. Fresh is sick like when you you

51:16

know, when you think about like some of the like,

51:19

his name gets overlooked a lot for like best

51:21

up, top this, Top five,

51:23

this top five that you know he was

51:25

beatboxing and Ryan and on

51:28

it dance Ship, the greatest entertainer

51:30

on the microphone, Dougie

51:33

Fresh is on some ship needs to be revisited.

51:35

Yeah, we need to. We need to do a

51:38

serious extensive Dougie Fresh. Uh you

51:41

know sort of that would be a nice U pod,

51:44

a nice podcast or a doc. Slick

51:46

Ricken Dougie Fresh like their stories

51:48

that song moody.

51:53

Do you celebrate Christmas? I

51:56

never never really asked you about this. No.

52:00

Well no, as I've gotten older, I really

52:02

don't. It's for the kids. For me, I

52:05

think it's more for kids because

52:09

when I was a kid, I really loved it. I looked

52:11

forward to that day. But as

52:14

you as you getting i've gotten older, I've got older.

52:16

I don't really care. I just care about it for my

52:18

daughter. Yeah, I don't give a ship. I

52:21

don't give a shit about it. You see. Uh, what

52:23

what I want to say is it's Jesus

52:26

birthday. But you don't see no pictures

52:28

of his ass? What do you mean you

52:30

go to the mall. All you see is st

52:33

nick uh

52:35

and and and things to buy. But

52:38

you can't find one picture of

52:40

Jesus. And it's his fucking birthday.

52:44

Where's the picture where you're not one?

52:47

I was with my daughter. I said, let's see we can find

52:50

one. If you find one, I'll

52:52

give you fifty dollars. We was

52:54

in the mall, we walked all through, not

52:57

one. It's his Birthday's his birthday,

52:59

it supposed to his part. No, no love,

53:02

no shout out, some

53:04

fat fuck coming down

53:07

all the credit. Yeah no, but we I don't lie

53:09

to my daughter speaking with Santa

53:11

Claus speaking of he's

53:13

fat fuck? Why is it

53:16

is health and and and and and veganism

53:18

and you know too

53:21

much sugar, too much that it's

53:23

an issue for everybody except for that fat fun.

53:26

Yeah, they leave them, motherfucking cookie. How is that politically

53:28

corrected? The political

53:31

correct police. I'm surprised. I have him banned? Its

53:33

fat fun? Bann him?

53:36

Shut him down, you hipster fox?

53:39

Do what the Santa Claus? You do? What's everybody every

53:41

Why is it okay for this fucking animal to

53:44

be staggering down the Christmas tree? They

53:46

leave him liquor to right and

53:49

then go out and drunk drive with this fucking

53:51

reindeer, you

53:54

fat fuck you. But every

53:56

move I make, every step I take the politically

53:59

correctly East are on our

54:01

ass veganism. Why

54:04

isn't he a vegan or vegetarian

54:06

at least? Yeah, it's

54:08

not okay to like mistake the

54:11

nineteen different levels

54:13

of transgenderism pans

54:16

gender, pan gender. Uh

54:22

I read it off before that list the manifesto.

54:25

Meanwhile, Santa Claus is driving around drunk

54:27

drunk. Where are the fucking hipster

54:30

fux right? Get them, get

54:32

them,