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EP 122 - VROOM TOMB LIVE!/OSCARS SO WHITE/BENICIO DEL TORO/AIELLO AT PATS PRESS CONFERENCE/TEENAGE RIGHT OF PASSAGE/GERALD GETS A PHYSICAL/AIR WEEZY

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EP 122 - VROOM TOMB LIVE!/OSCARS SO WHITE/BENICIO DEL TORO/AIELLO AT PATS PRESS CONFERENCE/TEENAGE RIGHT OF PASSAGE/GERALD GETS A PHYSICAL/AIR WEEZY

EP 122 - VROOM TOMB LIVE!/OSCARS SO WHITE/BENICIO DEL TORO/AIELLO AT PATS PRESS CONFERENCE/TEENAGE RIGHT OF PASSAGE/GERALD GETS A PHYSICAL/AIR WEEZY

EP 122 - VROOM TOMB LIVE!/OSCARS SO WHITE/BENICIO DEL TORO/AIELLO AT PATS PRESS CONFERENCE/TEENAGE RIGHT OF PASSAGE/GERALD GETS A PHYSICAL/AIR WEEZY

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All

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right, all right, all right, okay,

0:08

that's that heat, that's that fire.

0:11

Those are those Gimo Nettie beats. We're

0:14

coming live and direct. Uh we got

0:16

a special special Uh

0:18

well, it's not more special than the other, but when Gimo

0:21

Nettie is in Los Angeles, it becomes

0:23

more special. Indeed, and uh,

0:26

we're coming live and direct. Gimo

0:28

Nettie has flown out from

0:32

New York City to l A once

0:35

again. And we are

0:37

in the Room Tomb, which

0:39

is my car, live

0:43

from the streets of Los Angeles. If

0:46

you could hear, I'm in the

0:48

car, one hand on the mic,

0:51

the other hand on the wheel, two eyes on

0:53

the road, and we're doing

0:55

it big time. Gimo Nettie. How

0:58

is your flight from uh, from

1:00

the Big Apple? It was smooth.

1:03

That's all I asked for up there, man, Yeah,

1:06

that's all I at the pilots. Pilots

1:08

did their thing. What

1:11

do you what do you mean? What does

1:13

that mean? That means that it was very

1:15

little turbulence. So I was

1:17

calm and I was able to watch

1:20

TV without uh, you know, shivering

1:24

and quaking in my boots because you're

1:27

you're, you're, you're sort of a nervous flyer.

1:29

Yeah, because when I get when I

1:31

hear that turbulence, when I feel that, I'm

1:33

wondering, is the motherfucker having

1:35

difficulty up there? Right?

1:38

You see? Why is it moving like that?

1:41

Right? So when it's smoothed, you got

1:43

me Like I'm on the ground, when I get movement,

1:45

I know we're thirty thousand feet in the

1:47

air, But what is your fear that the fucking

1:49

planes just gonna start dropping? Yeah? What if it

1:51

goes into a death spiral? What

1:54

if he's losing control? See, you don't know.

1:56

I'm not a pilot. I don't know about aviation. I

1:59

see ship bumping. Yeah,

2:02

I get scared. I get you, I get you.

2:04

I I try not to think about

2:06

it because you know, as as

2:09

as I mentioned a few podcasts ago,

2:11

I threw up on a plane. Uh

2:14

I have I have not a good stomach.

2:18

Uh and uh a week's stomach.

2:21

I don't. I don't deal with shaking

2:23

and bacon very very well.

2:26

Um. But it's good to have you out here in Los

2:28

Angeles. What what was the I gotta be

2:30

honest with you. I haven't been um

2:34

uh interested in going to New York

2:36

City since the the the the winter

2:38

hit. Normally, I'm always like, yeah, I had a couple

2:40

of opportunities to go to New York for this, that and

2:42

the other thing. This that in the third and

2:45

I was like, funk that. I don't want to deal with

2:47

the cold. So is it has

2:49

it been rough out there in New ye We had you

2:52

know, it just recently got really brick

2:54

Yeah, so if you

2:56

could stay out here, you stay out here. And it's it's

2:59

been, it's been tough. Yeah, I'm not interested

3:02

in it. I'm not interested in it. And I was gonna

3:04

go there and do do something. And I've

3:06

acted in the streets of New York

3:08

and the cold weather before. It sucks. I

3:11

can only imagine it sucks. You're

3:13

out there trying to act normal. Um

3:15

and and and you know sort of you know flow

3:18

and all that ship and you're freezing your

3:20

ass. I mean you're wearing some sort of wardrobe that

3:23

at the time you wouldn't wear it to actually keep

3:25

warm. Um.

3:28

But this is the Iron Rapports stereo podcast.

3:31

Um, the Iron Rapport is, uh,

3:34

the Iron wrap Ports stereo podcast. If you if

3:36

you've never listened before, which I can't believe someone

3:38

would just jump into it first here, but

3:41

there's new listeners each week each

3:43

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3:45

overview. We don't fact check anything

3:47

ever. UM we

3:50

go raw Dog without a Bag.

3:52

I'm planning ongoing very uh

3:55

special raw Dog without a bag this

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3:59

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4:01

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4:16

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4:19

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4:21

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4:23

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4:25

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4:28

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4:30

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4:32

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4:35

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6:21

Gimoettie, I've spoken

6:24

a few times already about this

6:27

Oscar so White

6:30

the White oscars um,

6:33

but we haven't spoken about this together. My

6:35

stance has been that the Oscars

6:38

is an inaccurate award

6:41

every year. Do you know that Robert

6:43

de Niro was not nominated for

6:46

Mean Streets? The public does not

6:48

know this Mean Streets one of

6:51

the most iconic influential

6:53

performances he brought, that Italian

6:55

Boom, that Vinny Boom wasn't

6:58

nominated for Mean Streets. There's been so many Oscar

7:01

funk ups UH, so many

7:03

people that have been nominated that should

7:05

have won Black White, Puerto

7:08

Rican. But of course

7:10

this year the

7:12

controversy is over the

7:15

Oscars not nominating one

7:17

African American UH

7:21

or Black UH performer

7:23

in any of the acting categories.

7:26

I said, plenty of people

7:29

deserved Oscars, that did Bensiel del

7:31

Toro's performance in Cicario. How

7:34

is he not awarded an

7:36

oscar UM? What

7:39

one of the best performances of two thousand and fifteen.

7:41

If you haven't seen Cicario, it's a great film. Benicio

7:44

del Toro, Emily Blunt

7:46

and uh, what the fund is his name? We don't fact

7:48

check here at the Iron Rapports Stereo. His name will

7:50

come to me. Good actor. Um,

7:53

I love that movie. I was. It was

7:56

for me. It was like he's definitely winning an

7:58

Oscar. Another actor who

8:00

didn't get awarded,

8:02

uh, in any nomination. I thought

8:04

he did a great job in ninety nine Homes, this kid

8:07

Army Hammer who actually

8:09

shifted on earlier last year

8:11

because he was complaining about being an actor.

8:13

But he's a really good actor. Ninety nine

8:16

Homes Small Film. Michael Shannon. Uh,

8:19

he didn't get nominated. Ryan Gossling

8:21

didn't get nominated. Walton Goggins

8:23

didn't get nominated. Samuel Jackson didn't

8:25

get nominated. Plenty of people

8:27

didn't get Ridley Scott, the Great

8:29

Ridley Scott didn't get nominated for directing

8:32

The Martian. Um,

8:35

I mean it happens every year. It

8:37

happens every year, but but this year, motherfucker's

8:40

are saying no, And I'm not gonna

8:42

regurgitate what I've already said about it,

8:44

but I wanted to hear your opinions. So but just

8:46

re most recently, Will Smith said he's

8:49

not coming. He of course wasn't nominated

8:51

for concussion. I thought, I've said a

8:54

few times that he should not have been

8:56

nominated. Just because

8:58

you do an accent, does

9:01

it mean you will get the wards? Tell

9:03

the truth? Tell

9:06

Will smith performance isn't as good as Walton

9:08

Goggins. In my opinion, Samuel

9:11

Jackson's performance should have gotten nominated

9:14

over Will Smith. But

9:16

that's not the point. The point is it's

9:19

an inaccurate award. It's

9:21

subjective. It's not an arm wrestling

9:24

contest. It's not a super Bowl,

9:27

but it's not sports and and

9:29

there is no quota on what

9:31

kind of people should be nominated each

9:34

year. But I've said what

9:36

I needed to say about it over and over and over,

9:39

and I want to hear what you have to say. You know what, because

9:41

you've said before on the Iron Reports Stereo

9:44

podcast that you speak for I

9:46

speak for? What did I say? The black black

9:49

people who don't mind being black?

9:51

You see? You have to get that right and

9:53

be clarity, have clarity with that.

9:56

What does that mean? Articulate

10:00

that the black person that doesn't

10:02

mind being black. They're okay with

10:04

their blackness, They're okay with

10:06

braiding their hair and and having

10:09

it out in public. And dreads and those

10:11

are the black people. You

10:13

have a bald head, that's right, But if

10:15

I could grow some hair, I'd

10:19

have an afro. Or fucking dreads.

10:23

You can you imagine you with dreads? You

10:26

look crazy?

10:28

All right? So go ahead, So go ahead. Now some

10:30

people say, well, uh,

10:34

the BT Awards and

10:36

and and and Soul Train Awards,

10:39

those awards. The reason why those awards

10:41

are are are we have those awards? We had

10:43

to set up those awards is because

10:46

of not being acknowledged,

10:49

right, That's why those things even came

10:52

in to being. Because

10:54

if everybody's equal, right, you

10:56

don't need the Black Entertainment Awards.

10:59

You don't need those, uh

11:01

or in double a CP Soul

11:03

Train, you don't need that if if everything is equal,

11:06

because everybody gets acknowledged

11:09

at some point right now, with us,

11:11

our history is we've

11:14

never been part of that. We've

11:17

never been part of that. So they created awards.

11:19

Award never been part of the mainstream awards

11:21

like for for a long time. The Oscars,

11:24

the first one Hattie McDaniel.

11:27

Right, So we've always

11:29

been shown, yo, you're

11:33

not part of this. That's

11:36

the reality, that's the history of it. So

11:39

in order, we did our

11:41

own thing. So that's why it's predominantly

11:43

the black people get the award, because you know, I

11:46

was nominated for an n double a CP award. Yeah,

11:48

they do that, but I lost.

11:51

Anyway, that's just a little that's a little thing about

11:53

me. Because Sterling he

11:56

gets, he got two awards,

11:58

Donald Sterling, right, he

12:00

got We don't be bullshitn't we give the war

12:02

some of Okay, So

12:05

it's okay, so keep going. This is good stuff

12:07

moving. So what I'm saying is we

12:09

didn't create this separate society, but

12:11

we made it better. Okay, right,

12:13

So we are

12:16

part of the American fabric, right,

12:18

but we don't get the same treatment.

12:21

So for us to never see

12:23

a black person nominated rare,

12:25

right, So we don't watch that

12:27

ship. But but but, but, but the

12:30

black folks in general funk

12:32

with the oscars anyway from

12:35

from your since you're speaking on behalf

12:38

of say it one more time. The

12:40

black people who don't mind being

12:43

black. Okay, So up until

12:45

this year was was do you do you think

12:47

based on your research and stats, because

12:50

I know you do research and stats, but I don't fact

12:52

check. I know you don't fact check, but but

12:54

uh, but based on that, would you say

12:56

that that that like your

12:58

your your uncle's and your family in South

13:00

Carolina and and and and and where

13:03

where you grew up didn't give a funk

13:05

about no oscars except

13:07

ever when Whoopie

13:10

Goldberg, when there's one of their own,

13:13

everybody feels like that you want

13:15

to see your people there. You don't understand how

13:17

this ship works, but you know, we've

13:19

been here and we make movies so and

13:21

some of the movies are good and they don't get nominated.

13:23

And this goes on year after year after

13:25

year. We're not talking three years.

13:27

Somebody sometimes this ship hundred years.

13:30

But this year for me, for

13:33

me, I don't feel like, you know,

13:35

as far as the general sort of

13:37

snubs, there's been snubs every year.

13:40

Yeah, I mean there's people it's a subjective

13:42

award and and

13:44

you know, like this boycotting and da la

13:46

la la la, Like, yo, what's

13:48

what's the solution? Like you want dudes to get

13:51

Like should Marlon Wains get

13:53

nominated for Best Actor for Fifty

13:55

Shades of Black? Funck No,

13:59

but do you think that Marlon Way and shoul get nominated

14:02

for Fifty Shades of Black, which is opening in theater

14:04

soon? Like it should there

14:06

be a quota? Like, I don't know what the solution

14:08

is. And then the solution is to

14:11

diversify. The motherfucker's

14:14

that pick? I agree with that. Then then

14:16

and then and then if you diversify, because the

14:18

Academy award, the the the Academy

14:20

itself, you know, there's an actual quote unquote

14:23

ade that needs to

14:25

be changed because I think that they're old and at a tip

14:27

problem. Okay, but I don't

14:29

know if if diverse. So if you diversify

14:32

the actual academy, I wonder will

14:34

that diversify who gets

14:36

nominated? I

14:38

wonder will that diversify it? I

14:41

think you have more rounded opinion

14:44

of ship instead of one archaic

14:46

view of black people or movies and ship.

14:49

Yeah, you know, I hear that. I hear that because

14:51

I think that the Academy itself is an

14:53

old um and I believe

14:55

I guess that's predominantly white, but it's also old.

14:57

I think it should just be diver diversified

14:59

in general. Um, what do you think

15:02

about this whole uh,

15:04

this whole thing though, like you know, like what

15:06

do you think the solution is? Do you think it's fair

15:09

to boycott the the Academy Awards

15:11

yet and still there's the Black Entertainment

15:14

Awards, Like do you think like,

15:16

like, my my concern, My concern

15:18

is that like it's a slippery slope.

15:21

This whole thing is a slippery slope. But

15:23

you say, the Black Entertainment Awards,

15:26

But the reason why they even is

15:28

such a thing is because motherfucker's had to create

15:30

their own ship. But Will Smith said today

15:33

like he goes the times that I've lost Oscars,

15:36

I lost I lost the black other black

15:38

actors, and he said, it seems like we're going we're

15:40

regressing because of that.

15:42

But I say, funk all the boycotting,

15:46

Fuck the boycott what what? What what do you say?

15:49

I say,

15:51

come back next time with better content

15:54

and diversify that panel so

15:57

we don't look at you like, oh, this is some bullshit.

16:00

That's what. Come back with with

16:02

content and get rid of these

16:04

old a d oma fucker's up on the panel that

16:06

only view a certain

16:09

ethnic group like this in

16:11

a certain negative way. That's

16:13

it that's the solution. That's

16:15

it. Okay, okay, Now now do

16:18

you think are there any Oscar snubs? Now,

16:21

I know you haven't seen all the films.

16:24

You think Straight out of Compton, see, that's the only

16:26

one. To me. Straight out of Compton is

16:28

a very very very good, important

16:31

film. But the Oscars

16:33

in general, I don't think they're ever. They

16:35

don't usually nominate pop culture

16:37

films. That's no disrespect. I fucked

16:40

with Straight out of Compton. I thought that the

16:42

the the all the actors were really good, but

16:44

I didn't say at the end of the day. I thought that the kid

16:46

who played Easy possibly

16:49

could have been nominated. But but I

16:51

said that when it came out, but I didn't say

16:53

when at the end of the day, I say he didn't get

16:55

nominated. That had nothing to do with right, I think

16:57

it had more to do with a pop culture film.

16:59

It's like a rock doc. It's a it's a hip hop

17:01

film, which is gonna be I think, a new genre

17:03

of films. It's a it's a hip hop film.

17:06

And I think that that that has less to do with

17:08

race. It's just like they just in general, just like Star

17:10

Wars, that's a pop culture film. It's

17:12

not gonna get nominated. It's pop culture, you

17:15

know. So so I think, like, you know, like

17:17

that kid not getting nominated. You

17:20

know, you could say, well this person, you

17:22

know, like again, it's subjective. I don't know, you

17:24

know. I I just think that it's it's a slippery

17:27

slope and and you don't want it

17:29

to be like we're like they're just nominating black

17:31

people just to nominated. Where it's a quota, it

17:34

becomes like okay, well like the mandatory

17:36

thing, because then then then then what is it? I don't know what

17:38

fucked up? Um.

17:40

I know that the motherfucker's are uh

17:43

there's no drinking water in Flint, Michigan,

17:46

black, white, Puerto Rican

17:48

and Asian. My name is five Dog from

17:51

the Zulu nation, you

17:54

know. So so I I know that that's going

17:56

on. Yet and still this this this

17:58

this Oscar thing is dominating it and

18:01

uh yeah, I'm

18:03

done with the Oscar, but it's gonna continue in there.

18:05

Well, what do you think about Chris Rock because

18:08

apparently, you know, these things could just be made

18:10

up, but apparently that they're like

18:12

they're saying, well, Chris Rock is getting pressure

18:15

to not host the Oscars let

18:17

me talk to Chris hosted. That's

18:19

all I can say. Don't even look back.

18:21

Do your thing. We know what you're gonna do. You're gonna bring

18:24

light, shed light on it in a in

18:26

a in a comedic way that you

18:28

do and rocket look

18:30

you and pressure me, not the whole right,

18:33

that's a definitely once in a lifetime gig.

18:35

And he's done it more than fucking h And

18:38

also that's like a mill at the least a million dollar

18:40

paid. There'll tell you that. All

18:43

right, So Gimo Nettie, Uh, me

18:45

and me and Gimo Neettie definitely think you should

18:47

host that. Chris rock I co signed with Gimo

18:49

Nettie saying, okay, um, what do you

18:51

think about this? This has to do with race Chloe

18:54

Kardashian, wife

18:57

of lamar Odom. We we know

18:59

her her three She's

19:01

been going around, uh

19:03

doing press for her new show Cocktails

19:05

with Chloe. You know everything has to be

19:08

sexual like cock

19:11

Cocktails with Chloe with a k um

19:14

and I wanted to take your hear your opinion

19:17

on this. She has

19:19

been almost in my opinion, it's been a

19:22

braggadocious thing, saying

19:24

she's never had sex with a white person,

19:27

damn never in all her

19:30

years and have it said. I think someone took that when

19:32

she was fourteen in Palisades.

19:34

Yeah, and the Palisades. Somebody took that when she was fourteen

19:38

the team thirty one. Now,

19:40

she's never been saying that. She she she's saying

19:42

that she's never had sex with a white person ever.

19:45

And she's

19:47

saying it almost as if she wants some sort of

19:49

trophy for like she wants the purple

19:51

Heart or or or or

19:54

or like the fucking Vala Victorian, or

19:56

like she's going around saying that. Uh

20:00

Like, I don't know why that. I

20:02

don't know if she's brought it up or

20:04

the question has been asked, But

20:06

this is her, This is her fucking

20:08

like she's puffing her chest out. Uh.

20:12

I like to how do white guys feel

20:14

about that? So

20:17

that's an interesting question, how do white guys feel?

20:19

I mean, I take her for a

20:21

couple of laps are on the track, and I

20:24

guarantee she's gonna come back for a lot of

20:26

moment. I'll take her for a couple of

20:28

laps around the track and she's

20:30

gonna be like, oh I see

20:32

I see, uh I see how

20:34

you get down yeah, because she she she ain't

20:36

gonna I'm gonna take her on the shaking bake. Okay,

20:40

I'm gonna take her on the shaking bake if she comes

20:42

this way. Yeah, she's talking a lot of ship man.

20:44

If I was a white guy, I'll be like, yo, yeah,

20:47

she she she, she's messing around

20:49

with dudes. Fuck style, reputation. You

20:51

come over here to all you

20:54

come over here wrapping port lane. Yeah,

20:57

I'm gonna give you something. You remember some

21:00

real names. Coming to trailer, Yeah,

21:02

coming to the trail trailer. I'll show you. I'll

21:05

show you Remy. Oh yeah,

21:07

you show you Reamy, real names. I'll

21:10

show you how Remy gets down. Remy,

21:13

of course, is uh the iconic

21:16

character I've played in higher

21:18

learning. That was a reference that Gimo Nettie. But

21:21

yes, So for me, I I just think, like,

21:23

you know, I just don't know what she wants by

21:25

saying that, Like, I feel like she wants

21:28

a trophy, she wants some sort

21:30

of award for that. So what did

21:32

the question and what would

21:34

he say? Wow? You never fuck white guy?

21:36

Why not? You've You've been with a lot

21:38

of guys. What's your what's

21:40

you what's your angle? With that

21:43

because for me, like when I was growing up, people

21:45

would say you only like there was a short

21:47

period of time when I was like, I was only into,

21:50

not into. I was only around black

21:53

girls and Puerto Rican girls. But I never

21:55

discriminated, like I was never

21:57

like, oh, I'm only gonna go with black girls. I'm always

21:59

gonna go with There's so many beautiful women

22:01

of every color, every flavor, and

22:04

they all have diversified

22:07

fuck style. Hell

22:09

yeah, you gotta kick all the tires. Yeah, you

22:11

gotta kick all the tires. So I

22:13

never discriminated it. And

22:16

for her now, the

22:19

first white dude that if there is a first

22:21

white now she's dating James Harden, she's

22:24

already writing bad shit about him

22:26

because he's out in the club. Well,

22:28

what does she think. He's

22:31

an NBA player, He's James

22:33

Harden, He's worth two million, He's an NBA

22:35

player. You're not with him every single night.

22:38

And if you were with him every single night, it wasn't

22:40

I'm not saying James Harden. It

22:42

has other chicks, side pieces we

22:44

call the Macaronian cheese. I'm

22:46

just saying that the probability of an NBA

22:48

player who's not

22:51

married to you not freaking

22:53

off on the side, and are you gonna be

22:55

surprised? Are

22:57

you gonna be surprised Chloe? Now?

23:00

No, do you have anything to say to Chloe? Would you

23:02

would you like to give her in any sort

23:04

of open invite come

23:06

to gun of your rule? Oh yeah, I'll

23:09

show you what real, show you what it is right

23:12

be up at the two trains, but asking

23:14

it going

23:16

into this weekend. I'm just telling you guys, right now,

23:18

the NFL playoffs are coming up. The

23:21

the the the conference championships.

23:25

It's Brady and Belichick versus

23:27

Peyton Manning and Cam Newton

23:29

versus the Arizona Cardinals. Trust

23:32

me, we're gonna be watching the games with

23:34

a nice ball oxtail

23:36

souper yellow

23:39

rice. It's gonna be

23:42

big time in it. I can't wait for Sunday's

23:44

game. Gimoettie's bringing the oxtail

23:46

STU to Los

23:48

Angeles. We're gonna be We're gonna be watching

23:50

the games and all that time, and and and

23:52

and obviously the question Gimnettie has

23:54

not let off about the New England

23:57

Patriots cheating. And what

23:59

we're trying to do is get press passes or

24:02

us for the next press conference because Bill Belichick

24:05

continues to frustrate the ship

24:08

out of the media, not answering, not regarding

24:11

any of their questions and all that sort of thing.

24:14

And along with g Gimoettie and

24:16

myself showing up to the next Patriots

24:19

press conference, we want to get

24:21

a press pass for Danny Iello to

24:24

show up. Please Danny

24:27

Iello at the next Patriots

24:30

press conference. Here's

24:32

a little clip. Excuse

24:34

me, Oh yeah, I got

24:36

a question from Mr Belichick. You

24:40

had a fucking black guy last

24:42

week, you cock sucker. You

24:45

were up on this fucking panel.

24:49

Who puts you in your fucking

24:51

face? And Belichick's

24:53

canna answer like this? Who just showing it? Listen

24:57

to me, you mumbling cock sucker.

25:01

Why do you ever a fucking black

25:03

guy? Motherfuck? Are you answer

25:09

the fucking questioned? You, motherfucking

25:12

mumbling cocksuck? Are you? And

25:15

Bill Pelijick is gonna be like that

25:18

game and we're gonna play the game and this

25:22

cocksucker won't answer my fucking

25:24

question. I'm gonna

25:26

ask one more fucking question, this

25:32

fucking guy. What's

25:35

the defensive end's name Chandler

25:38

or something? Chandler fucking Jones

25:42

this put smoking Kate to

25:44

drinking motherfucker. You're

25:48

gonna let this cock sucker play another

25:50

game, and then you're gonna be like, Danny,

25:53

chill out, calm down, And I'm mean, like, Danny, don't

25:55

scream in a he's shut the

25:57

fucker. I'm asking the fucking

26:00

questions here, Wrappaport, was

26:04

your fucking defensive end smoking

26:08

fucking drugs? You cock suck?

26:10

Are you? And Bill Politick is gonna

26:12

be like, Oh,

26:16

that's what's gonna happen at the next Patriots Pray

26:18

press press conference when

26:20

we get press access passes. I

26:23

have questions. Dim Nettie's gonna be asking

26:25

a question. What are you gonna be your question? My question

26:27

would be the same, like, what the fuck

26:29

yo? Do you hear me? What the funk happened

26:32

to your eye? Why do you have a black eye?

26:34

Bill Politics? Like, and I'm pretty

26:36

sure he had makeup covering his black

26:38

eye the last game? How did you get

26:40

the black eye? We want to know if

26:43

it was just it was just it was just a random

26:45

thing, like a home Max, like you bumped into a cabinet.

26:47

Why can't you say that he's

26:50

The media is so dumb, You just

26:52

you just have no regard for them.

26:55

The ice grilled the lady that was

26:57

asking a question. He was just grilling

26:59

on and just ignored. You're sixty

27:01

something years old to do that. Ship

27:03

to me, man, what are you gonna say?

27:06

I'm asking you the fucking question, Chitty

27:09

a black guy? You cheating cocksuck?

27:12

Are you? I'm gonna

27:14

throw some n words out his ask to get the fucking

27:16

uh, get the answers I want

27:18

to hear you try to not to answer my ship, throw

27:20

some n words out, nigger. You're

27:24

gonna say this to hit Yeah. You know, if anybody

27:26

has a hook up for press passes for

27:29

me Moody and I Yello for the next Patriots

27:32

press conference, trust me, we're gonna get all

27:34

the questions, all the answers. We're gonna

27:36

get all of them. He's gonna answer every

27:39

gonna up on the stage, or we're gonna get

27:41

thrown out. Trust me,

27:43

I Yello is gonna get the questions answered.

27:47

Danny A Yello at the press conference will be so

27:49

good. So we're

27:52

going to make that happen. A sap

27:56

oh, man, don't you

28:00

and I yellows they'd always take the wind out of it. What

28:03

we heard you talking about drippy?

28:05

He was on the podcast Drippy. Oh yeah,

28:07

yeah, yeah, yeah. I was on Anna Feris.

28:11

Uh my, my, my my, my new friend, Anna

28:13

Faris. She's got a great podcast,

28:16

and somehow we got on the subject. You

28:19

could hear it on her her podcast is a unqualified

28:23

but somehow on on Anna Faris's

28:26

podcast. The actress who's on Mom scary

28:28

movie, iconic comedic

28:31

actress, funniest ship married to a big

28:33

star, Chris Pratt somehow

28:35

or another on her podcast because I like her,

28:38

She's funny, very funny. We

28:40

got on the conversation about drippy dicks

28:43

and what is that? Well something

28:46

I think she asked me about sexually transmitted

28:48

diseases. I don't know what we were talking about, your athritis,

28:51

connorrhea, syphilis. But when I

28:54

was seventeen, everybody

28:56

got burn elaborate

28:58

on that. You get this is the nineties,

29:01

you know everybody eighties, this is the eighty Yeah,

29:03

it was cooled you getting you get burned, you get you

29:05

were thritis. What's that clamdia?

29:08

You know that's that's that's the like a rite

29:10

of passage. Yeah, when you're a teenager, I don't know, like

29:13

yeah, the Man, the boys, and the g Yeah.

29:16

So when I was seventeen at basketball practice,

29:18

when I was at Martin Luther King High School, I

29:20

remember distinctly, distinctly,

29:24

you know, making a move or a cut or a jump,

29:27

which when my jumps they weren't high, and

29:29

my cuts they weren't fast, and you felt

29:32

leakag. I felt leakage a

29:34

ka. You weren't urinat no, but

29:36

it felt like I was almost urinated aka

29:39

drippy dick and and and on her

29:41

podcast, we're talking about drippy dick syndrome

29:43

discharge. So then so and

29:46

and I hate to be so graphic ladies and gentlemen,

29:48

but when you're a teenager, this is the way you speak.

29:50

Because I was like, I was freaked out. So

29:52

I went into the bathroom. And this is before compression

29:55

shorts and and and and and you

29:57

know, now everybody wears the compression shorts

29:59

and like the under arm or you know,

30:02

you know when you play you have all this. This is just where

30:04

you practice an underwear. You

30:06

know, we didn't have all this like under arm

30:08

or this and Nike that like this before that

30:10

stuff started being you know, mass

30:12

produced and part of the market. So I'm wearing

30:15

white underwear, and I feel like this something

30:18

coming out of me during the pre and now now

30:21

you might be like, and that's not a lot, but it feels

30:23

like a little bit of something. So I was telling Anna

30:26

Ferris about this, and

30:28

and and and and you know, and

30:32

telling her this story. And what I did, I you know, you

30:34

go to what is it called? It's not the nurse, it's

30:36

the uh in high school? Who

30:38

do you go to? See? What was

30:40

it called? That? Not the nurse? It's funk?

30:43

Was it call? I don't like that? Who knows the motherfucker

30:46

fixed? You? Man? The nurse? So I went in there and I had to

30:48

go tell us, it's so embarrassing.

30:50

You're seventeen years old. You know something,

30:53

you know what it is like there the

30:55

big party. You actually knows what it is. You

30:58

know what it is. You know you

31:00

got something. And I had

31:02

been with two or three girls at this point, three

31:06

four maybe something. I

31:08

had an older girl from the Bronx named Antoinette

31:12

Uh, Jamaican curl girl.

31:14

And then I had uh another

31:17

girl from Brooklyn and has been

31:19

the two or three women. You know, girls, we're

31:22

kids. So I go to her. I tell

31:24

her this la la la la. Of course I

31:26

was going raw dog without a bag, which I don't. I

31:29

like to go raw dog without a bag but on

31:32

the podcast, but in real life you should

31:35

bag it up, strap your ship. But

31:37

I wasn't. Uh and and and and

31:40

and she told him she she she took a sample. She

31:42

had to stick to the little Q tip in

31:44

my low worst part. That's the worst

31:47

part is the Q tip in the loaf. I ump

31:49

back and and and uh

31:52

and and anyway, she said I had the goneria?

31:54

Was it the gneria? Yeah? They gave

31:56

me some pills and that was the end of it. And I

31:59

was not going would I'm

32:01

kno, going on Wood in the room to him the

32:04

monster. Thank god I didn't

32:06

get the monster. And it was the one and only

32:08

time knock on Wood that

32:10

I ever had drippy Dick. Now,

32:13

I did acquire crabs, but

32:15

that's a whole other episode. Once

32:18

from being in the hotel, I was

32:20

in a monogamous Ray relationship. I was really

32:22

trying to be monogamous, and I got crabs

32:26

in the telly and they're like, yeah, right,

32:28

I'm telling why would I lie? Now was twenty years ago

32:30

I got crabs in the telly, and it

32:32

was the only way it could have been. And let

32:34

me tell you something. Let

32:37

me tell you something. When you see

32:39

a living breathing entity crawling

32:42

through your pupil hairs, that's another

32:45

fucking thing you will never forget. That

32:48

is a horrible, horrible

32:53

feeling and it is a horrible thing to

32:55

come to terms with. It ain't

32:57

an ant. It's a living breathing

33:00

crab in your pubes. And because

33:02

I'm so fair skin and my my

33:04

pubes are red, you

33:06

could see the little black crab crawling

33:09

around. Horrific. It

33:12

had to be black. Hey, it

33:15

was black. It was a black little fun

33:17

or brown little fucker was crawling

33:20

through my red pubs on my white

33:22

skin. It was very very easy to see.

33:25

There was no once I I looked

33:27

at it like that. It was very

33:30

fucking easy to see. But that's for

33:32

a whole other episode. Today

33:35

we're talking about drippy dicks at

33:37

the I M Rapports stereo podcast. Um,

33:43

have you ever had a drippy dick? Yeah?

33:45

Man, I told you they put that that. How

33:49

did you get to that point? We know

33:51

that they put the swable. I want you to walk me through

33:54

this, and I remember this happened to you? But I walk

33:57

us through when how what

33:59

a? And who burnt you? Who

34:02

burnt you? I don't know. I can't remember that. She

34:04

was a long time ago. Okay, well how old I

34:06

gotta tell your ass? Who? Let

34:09

me tell you? I got in the clinic, the

34:11

clinic, right, yeah, the

34:14

lady asked me what kind of course? Why did you go to

34:16

the clinic? On girl

34:18

burnt me? But but how

34:20

did you know you were burnt? Oh?

34:23

The feeling you ship don't get

34:25

as hard because if I

34:27

don't get so graphics, don't get

34:29

so graphic movie. Okay, all right, you're

34:32

a family friendly show. The erections

34:34

are not as as fierce. So

34:38

and this is in your your twenties or your teens,

34:40

teens right where you're really like when

34:42

you when you break up, you break up proper

34:45

right because the mornings are unusual. I don't get those

34:47

mornings. No more like that. Okay, so so

34:50

so um, you feel a difference, and then

34:52

there's a slight burning right,

34:55

and then there's slight discharge. That's

34:57

when you say, oh yeah, you

35:00

no, you know it, but you don't know

35:02

and you're in denial. You don't want to know it. I

35:04

hope you're not grossing out to people. I hope you're making people

35:06

feel more comfortable that if you get something,

35:09

you need to get it fixed to

35:11

the as soon as I saw that in my drawers.

35:13

And imagine Charlie Sheen, he knows he has

35:16

HIV and he's still roared. Dorgan,

35:18

damn, and you will take this motherfucker's

35:20

show off. He getting more syndication. Damn.

35:24

Yo, that is crazy because I I could

35:26

never give anybody that nice green

35:29

drip that I had. I would never do that.

35:31

He had the monster and he was doing it. So

35:34

anyway, so you went to the clinic and the lady

35:36

was an old white lady, and you

35:38

gotta go. You gotta undress, pull your

35:41

terrible it's so embarrassed. And you're a teenager.

35:43

And now I have the doctor and I get butt ass.

35:47

I get, but I don't care. I've talked

35:49

about it the prostate exam. I'm like going over

35:51

like, yeah, we're talking about Knicks tickets. I

35:53

don't know. We're gonna get into your

35:55

examination in a minute. So this

35:58

lady, old lady man handling

36:01

my ship right, and

36:03

then just jams

36:06

that fucking pin and

36:08

I jumped backwards, and

36:12

I mean, that's the worst feeling. And it

36:14

was the same ship. They give you pills and

36:16

then that's it. It goes away and you're

36:18

so happy, but the process

36:21

is terrible to see. Iron wrap Ports Stereo

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37:58

so this is the Iron Rapports Areo podcast.

38:01

Um, for those of you who listen every week, you

38:03

know that Gimo and Eddie hasn't

38:05

gotten that physical in years, um,

38:08

and he's been lying to us basically, I hate

38:10

to use that word. So you're looking at me. I've

38:13

been avoiding stretching the

38:15

truth, okay about

38:17

getting a physical. I'm

38:19

concerned about my my, my, my, my friend,

38:22

my co host, my brother. Essentially

38:26

it's Eric Rappaport, doctor, Eric Rappaport,

38:28

my brother is a doctor. Just so you know that

38:30

You're like, what do you mean my brother's has

38:33

a tenure at at at a school

38:35

in Halifax, Halifax University, University

38:37

of Halifax. You say the name Rappaport

38:40

about it. We're

38:43

all about it up there, Okay, and his

38:45

wife I have smart lineage.

38:47

You might be like, well, what happened, you asshole? That's

38:50

fair another discussion. Okay, I'm

38:53

the one you're making the jokes. Let's

38:55

just shout out to my brother Eric just

38:57

got his doctorate. Yeah, congrats to

39:00

rap University of Halifax.

39:02

You might get fifty dollars off you're

39:06

you're you're, you're you're tuition

39:10

if you mentioned the Iron Rap Ports Stereo podcast.

39:12

If we go to the University of Halifax. Ken, Now,

39:16

Gimo and Nettie, you haven't gotten a physical in years.

39:20

That has since changed. Okay, we're

39:23

we're now we're approaching a sheriff's car and

39:25

we have podcast microphones in

39:28

our hands. If we get pulled

39:30

over, what, Gimo and Nettie, what should we tell

39:32

him we're doing. I'm

39:36

gonna be like, I'm driving my friend around. He has

39:39

uh autism autism

39:41

or or what he's

39:44

he's a mute, he's a dummy. Yeah,

39:48

do that. I'm

39:51

sorry, officer. I'm taking this guy

39:53

right in front of us. What we're doing, this live episode

39:56

from the room to him. Two

39:58

sheriff officers from the Los Angeles

40:00

County. We don't want any problems, Rodney

40:03

King, that's all two words. Okay,

40:05

But we're not gonna we were Hopefully we won't get pulled

40:07

over because I feel like

40:09

there's some sort of citation to be given to be driving

40:12

and have a stereo podcast microphone.

40:15

Okay, all right, they're

40:17

they're gone back to business. Gimo

40:19

and Eddie, you haven't gotten a physical and let's

40:22

say twenty years. But what was I

40:24

mean five years ago? Shitull

40:27

What was the last time you got your blood drawn? Five

40:30

years ago? Bullshit? It has to be okay,

40:32

okay, but I got it, okay, okay. So so

40:34

you're saying, you, what if you went and

40:36

got a root from where it's

40:39

called city m

40:42

d Okay, and what did they do to you? Explain

40:44

the whole thing. I don't want to have to fucking pull it out. My

40:46

blood work I didn't get because I ate

40:49

a coffee cake. And the lady, so what she do? She

40:51

fucking she tested your reflexes

40:54

with a little pu the

40:56

stethoscope all that. She said,

40:59

heart and lungs clear. I said,

41:01

bitch, I knew that. She

41:03

said to the doctor no,

41:06

but she went over and did everything. She said, come

41:09

back for the blood work, don't eat breakfast,

41:11

blah blah blah. So you didn't get blood work?

41:13

Did you get a prostate exam? No?

41:16

I'm asking you the questions. Did you get any

41:18

squabs testing her? And that's what I go

41:20

back. Then I'm gonna what's the hold up?

41:23

Because I didn't go back because I ate

41:25

and then I got quote of some other so you basically,

41:28

so did you get your blood pressure taken? And

41:30

what was your blood pressure? Fine?

41:34

So right now you've got your a picture

41:36

of Hell, you got thirty of

41:38

a physical. The blood work is the big thing. Yeah,

41:41

I know what, I know what it's gonna be. Man, don't worry about

41:43

it. I'm gonna get that. Then next time I kicked

41:45

it to you. What about the prostate get

41:48

I spoke to her about that. She said, no, we don't gotta dig

41:51

up in you. That's what she told you. So

41:54

did you get this at a supermarket? Like we're like, oh,

41:56

we're giving physicals, like you know, get

41:58

your website see d M D

42:00

if they're all over New York City. Okay, so

42:02

did you get this at a hot dog stand? Like three hot

42:05

dogs and get your blood pressure? Run? I

42:08

just told where did you get your Alright?

42:12

So basically you didn't get a full physical? Yeah?

42:15

Is that? Is that right? Is it safe to say? The

42:18

blood that's the only thing they did, the blood pressure,

42:20

and they did all that. Okay, all right, the people

42:22

are disappointed. Uh, and

42:26

you're continuing to avoid avoid this,

42:28

yo, Na, man I went and did that. Man

42:30

I got I got the paperwork and all that. Okay,

42:33

Okay, come on, okay,

42:36

whatever you say, she said, whatever

42:38

you say. Whatever. When

42:40

I come back with the blood results, then you

42:42

could then you and I'm gonna talk my ship. Oh

42:45

like you're gonna brad that you don't have any problems.

42:48

Why shouldn't I after

42:51

all the abuse you've taken from me? I

42:54

have to say, because I give

42:56

gm Eddie ship and it's only out of love, care

42:58

and and and and in the art of ball breaking.

43:01

Since you've come to l A, you look

43:03

thin, you look lean and mean, and I

43:05

have not one complaint about

43:08

any breath because

43:10

the last trip, I told you there was a

43:12

problem, there was a situation, and

43:14

you didn't want to hear him. You thought I was doing it for just

43:16

for the ball break, and I said, I

43:18

was bracing myself for your return. I had

43:21

I had a fever. B This guy's

43:23

got more excuses, more fucking

43:25

fucking you had a fever. The

43:31

NBA All Star Game is upon us celebrity.

43:34

I don't know if I'm going up to the celebrity All Star Game.

43:36

I haven't figured it out yet. Well,

43:39

you don't like what about the NBA? Do you know

43:41

that Andre Drummond one of our favorite basketball

43:43

players at the Iron Reports, You know, because he yo,

43:46

he is improving himself. Oh

43:49

Ship, Yeah, you saw that the

43:51

pigeon. You know, we're driving in the room to him.

43:53

A fucking pigeon almost ran into

43:55

the flight. His flight

43:57

almost got delayed. Uh,

44:00

Andre Drummond of the Detroit

44:02

Pistons. This is a professional basketball player

44:04

in All Star You know that he missed twenty

44:06

three free throws in one game. Yeah,

44:09

and you know when you shoot free throws, everything slows

44:11

down. You have a little time to think. He must just feel

44:14

like Ship up there, like goddamn shooting air

44:16

balls and ship all air balls like fucking

44:18

curveballs, knuckleballs. See

44:21

if he get into any kind of negotiation,

44:24

like I just show film and you want

44:27

what how much money you want? And you

44:29

can't even make up you're shooting air balls, but I'm

44:31

taking money away from you. Yeah,

44:33

you can't even shoot free throws. Man, there

44:36

you little kids that can shoot twenty in a row. My

44:39

son Macio, I've seen him make twenty

44:42

in a row on the regular. They

44:44

should start taking money from cats.

44:47

Yo, you can't shoot any free that. It doesn't

44:49

make any sense to me. If I was the owner, I do that,

44:52

like, oh you're missing Okay,

44:57

yeah, it's it's not good, it's

44:59

not good. But but but but but how are

45:01

you feeling about the All Stars in general? Russell

45:04

Westbrook I'm not,

45:06

I'm not. Russell Westbrook is nice.

45:09

He plays the hardest

45:12

and he dominates. I've never seen anybody

45:14

play as hardest. And and that's saying a lot because

45:17

Allen Iverson, I mean, they say he played

45:19

harder. But the aggressiveness and the

45:21

tenacity that he plays with a hundred

45:23

fifty percent of the time, the only

45:25

people you could compare that too, is Westbrook,

45:28

is is Iverson Lattrelle. I mean,

45:30

there's other people that play hard, but the the physical

45:32

speed at which he plays, he's

45:36

gonna be all star. But let

45:39

me just kind of backtrack a little bit. What

45:43

about you know, the dress

45:45

cold like David Stern

45:47

said, you know, I don't want to see uh

45:50

Alan Iverson. I want business casual.

45:52

I don't want the urban like you know, the jeens,

45:55

the vest and you know, you

45:58

know, you know David Stern and and

46:01

the NBA dress role is when

46:03

you think about it now, you just said that is

46:06

single handly is why fashion propelled

46:08

forward. Actually, when

46:11

you think about it, because the n B A if

46:14

they didn't do anything, who knows what dudes

46:16

are wearing. But the the NBA dudes

46:18

having to wear suits and like you

46:20

know Lebron and the d Wade and all them,

46:22

because those you know, a d Wade, he gets a little crazy.

46:25

But basically like having dudes come

46:27

in wearing suits and all that. At

46:29

first it was that sort of pushed it into

46:31

the fashion forward thinking that we are now,

46:34

but now I think I know where you're going. Continue. Sorry,

46:36

sorry, So David

46:38

Thurn said, that's unacceptable

46:42

if you're already in the NBA and and urban ship

46:44

like that ship Tim's and all that, right, do

46:47

rags when you win the m v P. And

46:49

now how

46:52

what I'm seeing is seems seemingly guys

46:54

are wearing women's clothing. For

46:56

instance, I've seen Westbrook

46:59

wearing High Waters Capris.

47:03

I've seen real a lot tight ship with

47:05

like like really tight where it's

47:07

like offensive type. What do

47:09

you mean Like if a man who's

47:12

six eight was wearing tight jeans

47:15

right, really tight that just hugged

47:17

his leg, you're gonna see dick print.

47:20

That's what I say, offensive ship. So

47:23

if Iverson is offending

47:25

you with Tim's and slightly

47:28

baggy jeans, well he wasn't

47:30

slightly no, it wasn't no,

47:34

he wasn't doing the gang the gang membership

47:37

bay I and and we love the Alan

47:39

Iverson is one of my favorite athletes and

47:42

people of all time. And but he took

47:44

the ship. He took it. But but but listen,

47:46

now you got motherfucker's turned

47:49

the tunnel into the hole. Stroll

47:52

keep going. I see

47:54

motherfucker's what they stomach out? Did

47:56

you sell an ass after the game? Adam

48:01

Silver needs to say I said, let's let's

48:03

read this ship. I said, business casual.

48:08

You ain't a whole. Why

48:10

is your stomach out? Why is

48:13

your pants? It's like a pornal

48:16

walk the player's

48:18

ball. I

48:20

don't like it. Wrap. They're taking it too. To

48:22

the All Star Game. Oh they all started one motherfucker.

48:25

Ha's gonna push the envelope and put on a dress.

48:28

Watch what? I

48:30

think that there should be a color limit. You could

48:33

only wear an outfit with three

48:35

colors. I think normally

48:37

it's two, but I say, just

48:40

to give the extra color. You say three. Now, I'm not

48:42

I'm not a fashion guy. We're not fashion guys.

48:44

We don't do outfit grid one

48:47

of our favorite Instagram things.

48:49

A lot of guys out there they could dress, not

48:52

me or you. But I think three

48:54

colors is fair. You

48:56

gotta institute something. They gotta they gotta

48:59

chill it out. Just coming in. Dudes

49:01

are coming in with they stomach out. Yo,

49:05

where we're going with it? You stop,

49:07

my man, you stopped Ivanson. You stop

49:10

the black culture. Now this ship, stop

49:12

this ship be fair

49:15

and for the new Giants, coach,

49:17

since you're on that, now, this

49:19

is what you do when you come in you'd

49:22

be like Steinbrenner, Yeah, and

49:25

say y'all all that fog bullshit.

49:27

You're waisting time off with the

49:30

mustad you in the back, blondie,

49:32

you Odell, we love you, You're

49:35

You're unbelievable. But the fucking thing

49:38

is that? Is that hairstyle that Odell Beckham

49:41

has? Is it cold? The O'Dell? I

49:43

don't know it's catching long because I see a lot

49:45

of people are doing the Odell. And

49:47

then I see a lot of people like the fade isn't

49:49

good. It's like a fade into a mohawk. It's

49:51

like a mohawk. But but

49:54

I see a lot of dudes in the NBA. And but

49:57

but I never saw anybody before Odell. Odell

49:59

was first. So people are going to get

50:02

their hair done being like YO with the alligator

50:04

ship. Let me get that Odell. Gotta

50:06

be how is she gonna explain that at

50:08

the barbershop? You don't know what the fun say.

50:11

I want the Odell. They know exactly what you want,

50:14

so it has to be that the Odell. Let

50:16

me get that over and get that old Dell. Well,

50:19

what ship? That's gonna take at least two days to

50:22

do that. It has to write. You need

50:24

to get the Odell Beckham ship you would

50:26

look. Don't put that ship, I'll

50:28

be Are you crazy? It was you

50:31

know, to get ready to come out and do this Iron

50:33

Reports Stereo. I'm glad,

50:36

yeah, but but you're a lot of primping and proppering

50:38

to get ready. And there you shave your fucking head. I

50:41

always do that in the shower. You shave your head

50:43

every day. I use that good Harry's

50:46

to shave your head every two days,

50:48

every two days to show you shave you your your don't

50:50

looks nice and nice? Is nice and shining right, That's

50:52

what I want. This is the Iron Rapports Stereo

50:54

Podcast. I don't know. We're gonna wind it down. We're

50:57

gonna wind it down. You know a mouse. The

51:00

sound guy for the Iron Rapports Stereo podcast.

51:02

His name is Miles Davis. The other producers

51:05

Jordan Jordan Winter. We call him j dub

51:08

Q. In the Sick Funk of the Week music. This

51:11

award is earned, not given. It's

51:13

called the Sick Fucking

51:16

a Week. This guy is really sick. Lock

51:18

him up, how could you do? Don't let

51:21

him out? Damn when you fuck

51:23

the door, you want you fuck the door.

51:25

Why would you fuck the dog? Why

51:27

would you fuck your girlfriend's dog?

51:30

What sick fuck the sick funck

51:32

of the week. It's earned earned,

51:35

not giving you did what. No,

51:39

no, no, I

51:44

don't know what's going on with the animal abuse

51:47

um and and of course again and I don't.

51:49

I have nothing against Florida. I

51:51

don't know what they're fucking drinking. You

51:53

know, there's flint, Michigan is suffering from water

51:56

problems. There's got to be something in the water

51:59

with what's going on in Florida. Javiere

52:02

O'Reilly, Javier Javier

52:05

or or orally or O'Reilly.

52:07

He's like maybe half Spanish half

52:09

Irish. Arrested

52:12

the other day after he decapitated

52:14

a dog that

52:16

quote unquote looked at

52:19

him weird. I

52:21

don't mean to laugh at but yo yo, and then

52:23

and then and then he received an anonymous

52:25

call for

52:27

the police received because he was kicking

52:30

and throwing around his dog. Yo. That's

52:33

horrible, man, because I have a dog and dog

52:35

wheezy. And we're gonna get

52:37

into this. In the next episode, Gerald came up of

52:39

a great idea which after

52:42

I finished the six funk, We're gonna tell the great idea.

52:44

Because my dog Wheezy, Um,

52:46

well, I think I'm gonna have his own Instagram

52:48

page. He's he's become sort of a

52:51

celebrity. Wheezy. We're gonna come up

52:53

with what we're we're doing for him. But this guy, the sick

52:55

funk of the week, kicking and throwing

52:57

around his dog digging a grave in

52:59

front his apartment. He

53:02

had knives, a medieval

53:04

axe, and some money on a red

53:06

towel, and

53:09

behind the dog's head was a piece of

53:11

dead animal skin attached to his stick.

53:15

This guy kill

53:17

the duck. Depraved, This

53:20

sick fuck, the sick funk of the week,

53:24

Javier o'relly down

53:26

in West Palm Beach, You, my

53:29

friend, are the sick funk of

53:31

the week here, and it's an award that

53:33

has earned. It's earned,

53:36

only earned. Tell

53:39

what you're gonna do for Wheezy. My dog, Wheezy

53:41

I got from the pounds of

53:44

Louisiana. That's why his name is Wheezy,

53:46

not like fucking Wheezy from the Jeffersons,

53:49

Wheezy like Louisiana.

53:52

I heard he's gonna have a shoe. You've

53:54

been commissioned because

53:56

he reached out to you and said, you know

53:59

he's becoming face missing. You can kind

54:01

of easy with his shoe.

54:03

He's got the air easy. And you said

54:06

you didn't have any uh designer

54:09

fucking experience, How are you gonna make a shoe for this?

54:11

And and then they said, well, neither did Kanye.

54:13

And look at the ships he's made, right, He's

54:15

made fucking moon boots. So coming

54:18

out later in two thousand and

54:20

sixteen, we're announcing the

54:22

Air Wheezies. Yes

54:25

that's right, Yes, that's right. My

54:28

dog has a signature shoe coming

54:30

out called the Air Wheelies. If Kanye

54:32

could do the Air Yeasies and those fucked

54:35

up crazy looking moon boots, then

54:37

by golly, my dog

54:40

Wheezy is gonna come out with his signature

54:42

line, the Air Wheezies,

54:44

coming soon to a shoe

54:47

store near pet Co. Pet

54:49

Co near you. See Iron Reports stereo

54:51

podcasts coming live and direct from Los Angeles, California,

54:54

from the Broom. Tune uncut, Me

54:56

and g Monetti doing it live and direct. We're

54:59

gonna come back to neck this week with more episodes.

55:01

We might do a live episode next week hopefully.

55:04

If not, we're gonna tell you how the uh the

55:07

Oxtail Stuart for the NFL

55:09

Playoffs and Tale Banquet

55:11

and and we're out, man, We're out. This is the

55:14

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