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Uh some of the reviews on iTunes or

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2:53

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the guy are you talking about? The guy Chris

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She shouldn't be out and about doing

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all kinds of foolishness. Yeah, and

3:48

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get shipped on too. So this particular

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3:57

by no means saying that women ain't ship because

3:59

a lot of guys and we're two full ship

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Uh, don't try to drink away your pain.

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we appreciate the reviews and the support.

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UM, let's just jump into this. So,

5:03

so last week we talked about Derrick

5:05

Rose coming to New York on

5:08

the Iron rap coor Stereo podcast, and we talked about

5:10

how we love him and we think he's great.

5:13

And you know, the big thing with Derrick

5:15

Rose, everybody has said at the consensus is out.

5:17

It's the if I don't I'm not concerned

5:19

about his effort. I know it's a contract

5:22

year, so so the effort will definitely

5:24

be there. I'm not concerned about his talent. It's

5:26

the if he's healthy. If he's

5:28

healthy, um, So we don't need to go into how

5:31

we feel about the trade. I think it's a good trade. We got rid

5:33

of Jose Calderon. Um

5:35

who didn't he come into the league when he was fifty

5:37

six? Or is that Pablo pon uh?

5:42

Given all these guys, man, he's right.

5:44

We we got rid of Pablo Prigioni

5:46

with the Clippers. We got rid of Called Calderon,

5:49

Jerry and Grant. I think has a future, but he needs to

5:51

develop because he came into the league when he was like fifteen,

5:54

I believe, and it was I think the upside,

5:56

the potential upside, is better. Here's

5:59

the deal with Derrick Rowle. You you

6:01

came to the press conference last week

6:04

in front of the first time as a New York nick

6:06

and in front of the New York City, the New York Press

6:08

for the first time as a New York nick and

6:11

you looked like ship duke.

6:15

We saw you and and and

6:17

and let me tell you something. We've been through enough. We've

6:20

been through the finger roll with

6:22

Pat Ewing, We've been through the Bernard

6:24

King injuries. We've been through the Reggie

6:27

Miller, We've been through these Isaiah

6:29

Thomas years. We've been through too

6:31

much. Okay, we bring

6:33

you here with some sliver

6:36

and glimmer of hope. And you

6:38

show up to the first press conference

6:41

wearing a New York Knicks golf

6:43

jersey and your hair looking

6:45

like you you you you escaped

6:47

a method on clinic. How dare

6:50

you? How dare you show

6:52

up to a press conference with just ship beaten

6:55

down, matted like a fucking

6:58

sponge you wouldn't keep in your house. You

7:00

look crazy, de Rose, And we love

7:02

you, I love you, I funk

7:04

with you. Okay, but

7:07

you look crazy. Okay, So so what

7:09

we're offering to you is

7:11

a gift certificate to

7:13

Sam Gore, the barbershop on a hundred forty

7:16

street, Okay, up in Harlem. First of all, you

7:18

can negratiate yourself with the people

7:20

of Harlem people in New York City. Go up

7:22

there and tell Sam Gore and them to fix

7:24

your wig piece. Duke coming

7:26

to New York being the point guard and Knicks is

7:29

a big thing, man. And when you step

7:32

out there for press conference,

7:34

you gotta look sharp, not like you

7:36

rolled out of bed, not like you

7:38

came out of a homeless shelter. You

7:41

look like I'm the point guard of the New

7:43

York Knicks exactly, Walt

7:45

Frasier, Mark Jackson, Earl

7:48

the Pearl. There, they're

7:51

Rod Strickland. There's a long list

7:53

of people that came before you. You're not in shy

7:55

rack no more, my man. Don't show

7:57

up to the press conference and a fuck

8:00

up New York Knicks golf shirt and

8:02

your hair looking crazy, man,

8:04

and you know what you're gonna have to do. I think there's there's

8:06

real damage. I don't think this guy has combed his hair

8:09

since the offseason. He's he's gonna

8:11

have to get a bald head and start from scratch. He

8:13

looked crazy. I felt like it was disrespectful

8:16

for to the Knicks and to the New York City

8:19

press, like the de ros. I know you're not

8:21

gonna be missed the personality, and I don't care about

8:23

that. You know, we we we I think you're a

8:25

shy dude, and I have no problem with that. You

8:28

you let your game do the talking when

8:30

you're not uh injured.

8:32

I don't need Mr. Personality. I

8:35

don't care about Mr Personality. I

8:37

don't care about Mr tongue in cheeks jokes. I

8:39

don't need any knock knock jokes. But at

8:42

least the first time you show up, show

8:45

up looking halfway decent, you

8:47

looked fucking crazy. My

8:49

man, You're not shy rack anymore.

8:52

You've already made it. You made a hundred and fifty

8:54

million dollars with your contract with

8:56

with with the Bulls and your contract with

8:58

the Didas. It's not a okay.

9:01

Yeah, shy, shy guys

9:04

get eight up by the New York

9:06

press. They get destroyed.

9:09

So I hope we have he has

9:11

some type of buffer to between

9:14

him and the press, because if they're

9:16

losing and he's on that mumbling,

9:19

they're gonna kill him. Man, do your

9:21

impression of Derrick Rose? Uh,

9:26

Derrick Rose, how does it feel to be a New York

9:29

nick? Yeah?

9:32

See that's not gonna work. But but but for

9:34

me, I'm cool with that. I don't care about any

9:36

of that. Like I I know what I'm

9:38

getting with de Ros Well, we're not getting like I think

9:40

probably Derrick Rose when he hangs out with his people,

9:42

he's a low key, uh

9:45

you know, shy dude. But but you just can't

9:47

come looking buck

9:49

fool to the first press conference. This this

9:51

is not okay. And I don't know who your

9:53

handlers are, who your people are, but but somebody

9:56

should have pulled you aside and be like no, no, no,

9:58

no, no, no no no. We need to get your rush.

10:00

We need to get you like like a knife and

10:03

some scissors and cut this whole wigpiece

10:05

down. Um.

10:07

Um, my favorite player in the draft.

10:11

Uh it was Buddy Healed. Um.

10:13

Now I know this one other guard that I like. I can't

10:15

remember his name right now this day I'm rapport Stereo podcast.

10:18

You know, we don't fact check, but Buddy Healed,

10:20

I've always liked this kid from Oklahoma.

10:23

Um. And he's from the Caribbean, the

10:25

Caribbean Islands. Is that the Caribbean and the Caribbean

10:28

Islands? Um? He got drafted by the New

10:30

Orleans Hornets first round. Really

10:32

good shooter. I think, you know there's something

10:35

I just like him. I feel like he he he wants

10:37

to do well. Um, and he wants

10:40

to uh you know, I think he wants to be great.

10:43

That being said, wanting to be great

10:46

and looking great are are two different

10:48

things. So so Buddy Healed, Now

10:51

I feel like Uh, your

10:53

teeth will work

10:55

in your favor, because I believe I said

10:57

this before, this guy's got probably

11:00

probably the best set of

11:02

teeth in professional sports that I've ever

11:04

seen. I feel like this guy can hypnotize

11:06

you. He could lull defenders asleep

11:09

with those choppers. They're so

11:12

incredible. But him

11:14

and Anthony Davis, the UNI

11:17

Brow, what kind of circus

11:19

jabber jaw shit are

11:21

they trying to pull in New Orleans? They both need

11:23

to get like a full makeover. They

11:27

got the fucking jabber jaw twins down

11:29

in New Orleans. Uh. But

11:32

but but I don't know. I don't know

11:34

if if Buddy Heal's teeth should be fixed or

11:36

they should just be you know, putting like the Smithsonian

11:39

Museum and and like you know, in a time

11:41

capsule, because they're so great. I mean, they're

11:43

just incredible. But I feel like he has

11:45

that accent and those teeth. I

11:48

don't know what he was at he he's at the draft.

11:50

I couldn't understand this fucking guy. I didn't

11:52

know what he was saying. Like, I feel that

11:54

the perimeter of his mouth, it

11:57

doesn't matter how articulate he is

11:59

or what he's say I think the perimeter, the

12:01

front perimeter, those big teeth. They

12:04

just it's like it's like a sound wave. It's

12:06

like a sound barrier between like you just can't get

12:08

any any real, real words out that are

12:10

fully comprehensible. Oh so

12:13

so he sound he he sounds like

12:15

you can't understand him. No,

12:17

no, no, I'm exaggerating. I really like

12:19

him. He he just has an accent. He's Caribbean,

12:21

so he has a slight accent. And then he's

12:23

got the teeth of life, so

12:26

so you could understand. I'm just breaking his balls. He's

12:28

a good kid. I really feel good about this kid. I

12:30

I just I've always liked him, and I think that I

12:32

don't know, I think he's I think he's gonna be a really good

12:35

NBA player, and I think that uh, New

12:37

Orleans is definitely upgraded

12:39

himself by having him. I just think he's a guy who could

12:41

come in. He's a four year dude. I

12:43

think he could come in and he'll average between

12:46

fourteen and seventeen points his

12:48

rookie season, which is a lot more than some

12:50

of these other draft picks who you know,

12:52

aren't even shaving their faces, like Ben Simmons,

12:54

I I don't know if he's gonna be great or not.

12:57

The other guy from Duke who who got

12:59

picked in in the in the second the second

13:01

pick by the Lakers. I mean, this

13:03

kid hasn't even he hasn't even went through a full

13:05

puberty and he's the second round pick. I

13:07

mean he he looks great too, all

13:10

all things are saying that he'll be great, But he's the three

13:12

year project. I mean, this kid weighs about

13:14

a hundred and ninety seven pounds uh

13:16

in a wet pair of jeans and some Timberland

13:19

boots. He's like so eat, but

13:21

but he's talented. But like, you know, the thing that's

13:23

different now with basketball, like these kids, you're

13:25

not gonna get a Magic Johnson

13:27

or Larry Bird or Isaiah Thomas or

13:30

or or Lebron James or you

13:32

know that you're just not when you come in that young.

13:34

The majority of these guys are just

13:36

not gonna come in and and immediately change

13:39

the team. They're just two underdeveloped physically

13:42

and and skill wise. It takes him in it

13:44

um So I think that although you

13:46

know, like you know, these guys that are four years

13:49

that are a little bit older, a little bit you know, more

13:51

experienced. I think they have a better chance anyway.

13:53

You know we're not you know the college basketball

13:55

twins over here? Oh,

13:58

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15:33

motivational speaker. He's he's like the O G

15:35

motivational speaker, Tony Robbins, the

15:38

Tony Robbins way and the Tony Robbins speaking

15:40

and uh, you know he's actually the guy

15:43

uh in Magnolia. Um,

15:46

Tom Cruise one of the people

15:48

who he's sort of um was

15:50

inspired of his great role in Magnolia,

15:52

the film by Paul Thomas Anderson was Tony Robbins.

15:55

He's like iconic motivational speaker

15:57

and apparently he's like seven ft tall if you ever

15:59

checked him out, Like I never noticed how

16:01

tall he was and then I heard he was like six nights.

16:04

Like he's like Steven Adams, like big motherfucker.

16:06

And he's a motivational speaker, which I

16:08

should be giving him motivational speaking because

16:11

if you're seven ft tall, Tony Robbins, why

16:13

you ain't playing in the league? Number

16:15

one? Like, wh who's talking that?

16:17

Can you dunk? Because I don't want a motivational

16:19

speaker who's six nine that can't dunk or

16:22

at one time, like, if you're six nine, you should be able

16:24

to dunk until you're about sixty five, correct,

16:28

Yeah, I mean that's just the way it is. So I

16:30

don't know if this guy is for real or not,

16:32

but you know, if you're six nine, why the funk

16:34

did you never play some competitive basketball?

16:37

Number one? Number two, Tony Robbins

16:39

has these seminars, right, he's Mr.

16:41

Motivational Speaker, right and

16:44

and and and apparently at one of his seminars

16:46

last week. Um, he has this thing

16:48

where he tries to get his his people that pay

16:50

to come. They pay to be

16:52

there. It's not free. He's a motivational

16:54

speaker. You have to pay a lot of money to

16:57

go get motivated by. So you know, if you're

16:59

you gotta be he fucked up in the game. If

17:01

you have a lot of money yet

17:03

you still need a motivational

17:05

speaker in your life. That being

17:07

said, he he has these conferences where it's like hundreds

17:10

of people and like thirty people

17:13

at this conference were injured, badly

17:16

burned because Tony Robbins, you

17:19

dumb fuck. He had these people

17:21

walking on hot coals and thirty of

17:23

these assholes wind up in the hospital from

17:25

burns. Damn, he

17:28

hustled. You were kind

17:30

of hot. That's like Cleo. You might as well call Cleo

17:32

on on the the the the astrology chick.

17:36

How are you gonna pay money to

17:39

have to go to go get a motivational

17:41

speaker that's gonna then tell you to walk up? Listen,

17:43

there's no ship you could I'm not walking across no

17:45

hot fucking coals. I don't care if Gandhi's

17:48

telling me to do it. Uh. If you

17:50

know God himself, I know them ships are

17:52

gonna hurt and I know they're gonna burn my feet.

17:55

So I don't know what he's telling these people, but they paid

17:57

to see it, and then they and then they

18:00

they burnt their ship up. Good

18:02

for them, Tony Robbins,

18:05

you get the wiggo please of the week. And

18:08

and people who would actually

18:12

walk on fire thinking

18:15

what that your skin isn't gonna

18:17

get burnt because of what? Because

18:19

this fool told your you get

18:22

you get double wigger please whatever,

18:25

Yes, Simonetti, that's a fucking

18:27

first man. They get double wiggle please. You

18:30

dumb fuck you, you dumb

18:33

fuck, you miserable cock sucker,

18:36

You stupid motherfucker. You paid

18:38

this asshole to have you walk across

18:41

coals and you wind up in the emergency

18:44

room with third degree birds, you

18:46

dumb fuck. I could have told

18:49

you that was gonna happen, you cox sucker.

18:51

What's the matter? You fucking

18:53

don't know what to do with yourself? Your

18:56

girlfriend left you, you got fired,

18:58

Get a fucking job. That's my motivational

19:01

talk, you dumb cuck suck? Are you dumb

19:07

fuck that's the Iello motivational

19:09

speaking, You dumb fuck

19:11

You think this asshole's gonna help you when you

19:13

walk across fire and your feet

19:15

of melting, you stupid cuck

19:18

suck? Are you that's

19:20

right? Perfect? Thanks?

19:23

Uh, it's the irap Port

19:25

Stereo podcast. Uh,

19:28

oh my god, man, Yo, you heard about

19:30

this thing in in in Scotland. Did

19:33

you funk with um roller coasters

19:35

and this monetti? Oh no man?

19:38

Uh the first one I went on in Coney

19:41

Island, I almost fell out of the Thunderbolt

19:44

in Coney Island and I've never been I had like

19:46

a fool bio about that ship. Now, yeah,

19:49

I don't. I don't mess with those things. The last

19:51

time I went on one was I've talked

19:53

about this on the Iron Rap Pors Stereo podcast.

19:56

Um, I think it was. I've talked about

19:58

a couple of times. But I know that the now infamous

20:01

um in the Legacy episode,

20:03

the True Romance episode when

20:05

we were forming True Romance. That was

20:07

the last time I went on a

20:09

roller coaster. My my son's they

20:12

go to Magic Mountain and their while for the

20:14

night, they go on all that

20:16

ship or like the crazier the better.

20:18

I don't go. A matter of fact, I've never even

20:21

taken my kids to Magic Mountain. I've I've

20:23

I've somehow missed that bullet. Other parents

20:25

have taken them. Uh, their mom took him,

20:27

this one took them, that one took him. I don't

20:29

like those. I don't like the crowds, I don't like the heat.

20:31

I don't like eating cotton candy, I don't like

20:34

slushies, and I don't like roller coasters.

20:36

But in Scotland, this is the reason why

20:38

I don't like because you know, you're always afraid that

20:40

you're gonna fall off the ship. While in Scotland

20:42

one of them ships derailed while people were

20:45

on it and eleven people were

20:47

really injured, and uh,

20:49

you know, I don't think there was any death, thank

20:51

god, but I mean this could happen anywhere.

20:54

I don't think those things are safe. Um,

20:56

and I don't know why people enjoy

20:58

them. My son, Uh, he can't

21:00

get enough. He can't get enough. He'll

21:03

just keep going. He gets that, he gets that pass where you

21:05

can just keep going and going and going

21:07

and and and you know, he said one time he was

21:09

scared, but other than that, he's good

21:11

to go. Never did

21:13

never, never got into that. After I almost

21:15

fell out in Coney Island, that was it. Yeah,

21:18

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't funk with that. And

21:20

and the one that Coney Island, what kind

21:22

of shitty thing is that thing? That that things like was

21:25

made in like the twenties. Fuck that. Oh, it's

21:27

the oldest one in the world. Exactly, it's

21:29

the oldest one in the world. Well, yeah,

21:31

that's cool. No no, no, no no, no, you're not missing You're

21:33

missing the point. It's the oldest one in the world,

21:35

you dumb fuck you. That means I really

21:38

don't want to go to it. Yeah, I I definitely

21:40

don't want to go on the oldest roller coaster, uh

21:42

in the world. Um, what else is

21:44

pop up? And Mr Monetti? Um?

21:47

I saw BT Awards.

21:50

I saw one performance that that left

21:52

my jaw a gape. M Um

21:57

is this guy got the number one

21:59

record in America, which doesn't

22:01

say a lot about America. And

22:05

uh he was basically

22:07

he basically had a fit in the aisles.

22:11

So the cameras went to the

22:14

great Brooklyn rapper, uh fabulous,

22:18

and he looked his face

22:20

looked like he knew that

22:23

hip hop was over. It's

22:26

time to eulogize hip hop, ladies

22:28

and gentlemen. We we we had a great run. Uh.

22:32

So much greatness has come out of hip

22:34

hop. Um and and and and there will

22:36

be uh there will continue to be uh

22:39

greatness. There's still people that are doing

22:41

it but overall as a whole. Uh,

22:44

either either we eulogize hip hop

22:47

once and for all, or there needs

22:49

to be another name for this other

22:51

kind of music that yah

22:53

yeah. Yeah.

22:56

The reason why I can't understand you, the reason why you're

22:58

not letting me on the standing because you're not

23:00

saying shit. See you

23:03

you you think you're rocking and you you're tricking

23:05

people into thinking that ship is ship

23:07

is sweet. But if

23:09

I gompety like

23:14

like, I could create a rhythm that that sounds

23:16

like something, but you don't want You don't

23:18

want me to know what you're saying because basically

23:21

you're not saying anything. So

23:22

and so I say, God,

23:25

bless these people for doing their thing. I want

23:27

them to do their thing, be successful, make

23:29

money by houses, uh, take

23:31

care of your family. All your dreams should come

23:33

true. But we need to we need to separate

23:37

what rap music is, what hip

23:39

hop culture is, and what this other

23:41

thing is. And the reality is is I don't

23:43

think it's up to hip hop and rap to

23:47

have to articulate what you're doing,

23:49

but it's up for you to not associate

23:52

yourself or to be categorized with

23:54

the hip hop and the rap. The

23:57

diamond Ds, the Gang Stars to

23:59

Try Cool Quest, the Day Lost Souls, the

24:01

krs Ones, the Eric Being, rock Kims,

24:04

the Ice Cubes, the

24:06

Lord for the

24:09

the the Ice Tease, the New the

24:11

New Edition, the n W Ways, all

24:13

the people that do it correct, the tolent qualities,

24:16

the most deafs, the master ass

24:18

you should come up with like you're

24:20

not doing that stuff, so why

24:23

why don't you come up with another category? And

24:25

then I think people like me and Gimonetti

24:28

and the other people that that get their their their their

24:30

feathers ruffled by the comment, we'll

24:37

be cool with it because it's like, Okay, that's that kind of music

24:39

that's not really for me. But but but

24:41

but it's two separate categories. So

24:45

I'm gonna hold off on the

24:47

the EU until they get their

24:49

own category. Okay, fair

24:51

enough, fair enough. I was ready for a funeral

24:53

march I have I actually I

24:55

know you know, I actually had the black suit ready,

24:58

uh, and I was ready for the fun and I was

25:00

gonna get the bagpipes out and and and

25:02

get it popping. So let them come. Let

25:05

them come up with their own title,

25:07

since they don't really want to be connected with

25:09

that. So y'all made your own ship,

25:12

so you should call it. Shouldn't call it hip

25:14

hop music. You and gang Star like

25:16

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25:18

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It. This

25:37

the Iron Reports Stereo podcast, UM,

25:40

coming live in the record. These are Monettie

25:43

beats right here, funky banging.

25:47

I mean, if anybody wants to get on one of these beats

25:49

right here, what's the name of this ship right here? Gettie?

25:52

Oh? This is that skilly Oh

25:56

if anybody wants to get on this skillet beats, feel

25:59

free? Um? Where can you find the Gimonettie

26:01

beats? Mr Monettie Um

26:04

SoundCloud? Just type in Moody

26:06

Beats and you'll see me

26:09

and the greeno man dingo. Yeah, you'll

26:11

you'll know, yes, yes, yes, yes,

26:13

y'all. Um, what else is

26:16

cracking? Gimo? We got a

26:18

I think this guy? Yeah, this is a sick Funk of

26:21

the Week man ship. This

26:23

award is earned, not given. It's

26:26

called the sick fucking

26:28

a Week. This guy is really sick. Lock

26:30

him up? How could you do do let

26:33

him out. Damn

26:35

the door. You want you fuck the door?

26:37

Why would you fuck the dog? Why

26:39

would you fuck your girlfriend's dog?

26:42

What sick fuck the sick funck

26:44

of the week. It's earned and

26:47

not giving you did what? No?

26:51

No, no?

26:56

Doctor in Mount Signi

26:59

Hospital, New York. What's

27:02

caught skating on

27:05

a patient's faith after

27:08

giving her sedative? Uh?

27:12

You sick? Fuck you? Where? Where? Where? Where we're

27:14

Where was this New York Mount

27:16

Sinai Hospital? You know they

27:18

used to be treated at Mount sign I had my

27:20

my pediatrician when I was a kid till I was like

27:23

fourteen. Uh, and then I had to go to

27:25

another doctor the first time I caught a gnarrhea.

27:28

Um, I went to another doctor because I was too shameful

27:30

to to to to me to be with my doctor,

27:32

Dr gribbitts um

27:35

Um, that was my doctor, Dr Gribbins. I mean you talk

27:37

about a dinosaur Jew. They don't make

27:39

Jews like the great doctor Dr

27:41

Grivets. He's the one who delivered me and

27:44

brought me into the world. But when I was a teenager,

27:46

you know, you start to have were other things. I didn't want him

27:48

because he used to say, let me see your PP. It

27:50

was super Jewish shit. I don't

27:52

want you know when you once you get your you know,

27:54

once you get developed and you got

27:57

hair on your your nuts in your fourteen

27:59

fifteen thirteen, I don't know. I was a

28:01

late bloomer in that era, you know what I mean. I

28:03

I didn't get like a hairy loaf. So I was about

28:06

thirteen and a half. Some some kids,

28:08

you know, ten that they got a fucking

28:10

a mountain dick and and fully full

28:12

bush. I wasn't that guy. But

28:15

but but when he was like, he would always let

28:17

me see your pep. That's cool when I'm nine,

28:19

okay, but now I got I'm working with something here.

28:21

Doc, treat me with some dignity,

28:24

you know what I mean, seriously, treat me with some fucking

28:26

dignity. And you know this

28:29

isn't a PP anymore. This is a full,

28:31

fully formed loaf, my man. So

28:34

so when I got that drip when I was about

28:37

actually was when I was sixteen, um

28:39

or I I knew I had something wrong because I

28:42

told this story before. I was at basketball practice

28:44

and I felt like I was pissing myself. And

28:46

then when I went into the bathroom, I saw I had.

28:48

I don't want to be too graphic, ladies and gentlemen.

28:51

I'm just I don't even know how I got on this anyway.

28:54

David Newman David Newman

28:57

is a sick Funk of the week congret

29:00

agulations. So is he get

29:02

did he get arrested? Yeah,

29:04

he's in court. He gave her Propo

29:06

fall the same ship that Michael

29:09

Jackson was using. And uh,

29:12

that's when he went to town. M hmm,

29:15

skeeting. He's skeetd Yeah,

29:17

it was. It was on a cheek. Oh can

29:20

you imagine? Yeah? Oh

29:22

my god, that's christ

29:25

Oh, that's that's you know. I think about that. You know, I

29:27

I get these colonoscopies once a year

29:30

and I get put out. Imagine if if

29:32

if if I wake up from my colonoscopy

29:34

and and my Indian doctor I

29:36

see him over me, I would I

29:39

would? I would? I don't know what I would

29:41

do. You'd like to think, you do you

29:43

wake up and kill him? But who knows how you would

29:45

react? But I don't know. I

29:48

don't know how you come back from that. That's it. That's

29:50

just terrible. I'll choke him out.

29:53

Huh, I choke him out. If I wake

29:55

up and see him over me like that, I'll

29:57

come to my consciousness really

30:00

quick and grab his ass. Yeah.

30:02

Sick fuck Dr Newman, You're a sick

30:05

fuck you all

30:07

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30:44

So we

30:48

like to know what's going on and

30:50

and and the reality of the

30:52

Iron Rapports Stereo podcast. And I believe

30:54

most people in the world,

30:57

and I say this with all due respect because I'm

30:59

one of them, most people in the world are

31:01

uninformed and don't have a fucking clue

31:04

what's going on in the world politically. Uh,

31:07

would you agree with this, Mr Moody,

31:09

I agree. I've always

31:12

felt frustrated by, uh,

31:14

feeling out of the loop, not knowing

31:16

what's going on, uh in the political

31:19

space, especially as you get older

31:21

and you're paying taxes and you just

31:23

get a little bit more conscious about

31:26

these things. Um,

31:28

for instance, this whole Brexit thing. I

31:31

have no fucking idea what the

31:33

funk happened in London

31:36

last week? London, England,

31:39

UH, with this Brexit thing.

31:42

Um, you know, there was a sit in at

31:44

Congress. I believe it was a Congress. So

31:46

anyway, we're introducing our

31:49

new political columnist,

31:52

Mr Eli Lake. Okay, and we'll let him

31:54

explain who he is. But basically, he's

31:56

been a national security correspondent

31:59

for The Daily b and Newsweek, alright,

32:02

He's now a columnist for The Bloomberg

32:04

View. He's done on CNN, Fox,

32:06

c SPAN. He's a big fucking

32:08

political dude. And so now,

32:11

whether he likes it or not, he's

32:13

officially the unofficial political

32:16

columnist for

32:18

the Iron Rapports stereo podcast. So

32:20

we're gonna call Eli Lake now to

32:22

get some answers to some questions and

32:24

find out really just what's going on in

32:27

the world. In the United States. What's

32:29

up with uh D Trump? Uh

32:32

and find out the chances of him. Um,

32:34

so we're calling up the

32:36

brilliant Eli Lake. Now Eli,

32:43

let's do it. Thanks for joining us, uh

32:45

D Iron Wrap Ports Stereo Podcast. Um,

32:47

you've worked for for uh some really

32:50

prestigious uh you know organizations,

32:52

CNN, c SPAN, uh

32:56

with Newsweek, and now you're

32:58

anointed the unofficial official

33:01

I am Rapports stereo podcast political

33:04

columnists. So congratulations on that it

33:06

is, and well

33:09

we're we're we're happy to have you. So so basically,

33:11

UM, this is how I feel about

33:14

politics. I feel completely uninformed

33:17

and unlike the the the last

33:19

twenty five years of my life. I try

33:21

to know what's going on, but I feel like

33:23

the way that the news is articulated

33:26

to to Joe Schmo, like

33:28

myself and to probably a

33:31

lot of people, it's like it's

33:33

like you have to sort of you

33:35

have to dig so deep and

33:38

it still gets convoluted to just find out the

33:40

basic things that are going on in

33:42

the world. Do you know what I'm saying, Like this this whole

33:44

thing last week with Brexit. Let's

33:47

start with Brexit, because that's the thing. What

33:49

the funk is brexit number one? Number

33:52

two did that term just get

33:54

invented last week? And number

33:56

three, what's up with Boris

33:59

Johnson's hair? Those are three straight

34:01

up questions that I'd just like you to

34:03

help to inform me and the

34:05

listeners of the Iron Rapports stereo podcast.

34:07

ELI. So let's start

34:09

off with brexit. Brexit

34:11

just means that there was a referendum

34:14

in the United Kingdom and

34:17

they voted to no longer be part of

34:19

the European Union, which is really an economic

34:22

kind of political union. That

34:24

means that if you're a British citizen, you

34:26

can work in Romania and you

34:29

don't have to go through a lot of paperwork. It

34:31

means that instead of negotiating

34:33

a trade agreement between the United Kingdom

34:36

and say France, and then in a separate one

34:38

with Germany, there's a common kind of

34:40

trade agreement, but there

34:42

is also a kind of there's clearly a resentment

34:45

of majority of people who voted in that referendum

34:47

felt that there was too much control

34:49

that was exercised by rustles

34:52

where the European Union is based

34:55

to leave the Union. Wait, see, this

34:58

is where things gets gets you right off the top. Up.

35:00

What the fuck is a referendum?

35:03

I'm sorry, I listen. I'm a

35:05

product of the the the New York

35:07

City public school education system.

35:09

Maybe I failed it or it failed me,

35:12

but that's neither here nor there. What

35:14

I don't worry about it. What is a Referendumum?

35:17

A referendum is just an election,

35:19

but instead of voting for a person into office,

35:21

you're voting yes or no on a particular

35:23

issue, like California has

35:25

on the ballot various propositions every year.

35:28

It's the same kind of thing. That's all that is,

35:30

got it? Got it? See that makes sense, that's

35:32

real basic. I could wrap my head around that. Moody.

35:34

Are you able to follow Mr Linke? Yes,

35:38

let him finish my friend. Okay, I'm just but

35:40

I just wanted to because when he said referendum,

35:42

he said it twice. The first time he said it, I was

35:44

already gone, and I know you didn't know what the

35:46

fuck he meant. G Did you know what he meant by referendum?

35:49

No, that's why I'm listening. Let him go. Okay,

35:52

No, No, it's so it's it's it's okay because I

35:54

get paid both time to just follow this kind of

35:56

stuff. You know what I'm saying, Like, just like I wouldn't

35:58

know the intricacies of a screw that you were doing,

36:01

or you know, something you were working on, Gerald Moody

36:03

in terms of a feat or something like that. It's like,

36:05

I have the privilege to cover this full time,

36:07

so you know, we all have our roles,

36:09

so I don't I don't look at it that way. But

36:11

back to the to Brexit, that was something

36:14

I think that that newspaper people kind

36:16

of came up with. It just means British

36:18

exit, and that's been going on for about

36:20

a month a month and a half or so. You've seen

36:23

it in a lot of news stories, and that's that's

36:25

all that means, the British exit. And

36:27

the people, the people who voted, you

36:29

know, to leave, they said they were part of the Leave

36:31

camp and then you know that, and and and they

36:33

ended up winning. And it's a huge

36:36

deal both in terms of

36:38

the fact that it's going to mean a lot of new

36:41

agreements that the United Kingdom is gonna

36:43

have to sign with all the other countries

36:45

in Europe. But it's already

36:47

meant that the Prime Minister David Cameron

36:49

has had to resign and there's

36:52

a chance at least that there could be another

36:54

referendum or vote for Scotland

36:57

to leave the United Kingdom, which

36:59

would make up uh, you know, the

37:01

British Isles. And uh,

37:04

finally, you know, some people

37:06

are saying this could be, um, a

37:09

sign that the country, our

37:11

country in America might be there's a

37:13

popular sentiment you know that's kind of taking

37:15

over in the West and that people will go for

37:18

Trump. I don't think that's the case, but you know

37:20

that is that's that's sort of how people are interpreting.

37:22

All right, this this makes sense. I'm following

37:24

you. We're gonna get to d Trump in

37:27

a in a minute. Um. Now,

37:29

now, now, Boris Johnson, who

37:31

the funk is he? And and how is

37:34

he taken? Seriously with that hair?

37:36

And and more importantly, do you think,

37:38

because just just from what I've seen about Boris

37:41

Johnson, do you think he has

37:43

breath that smells like fried fish and mayonnaise?

37:46

These are all real simple questions.

37:48

And that's hilarious because it does

37:51

seem like he's a pumpkinhead. Doesn't than looks

37:53

like you look like he looks

37:55

crazy. Well, here's the thing about Boris Johnson,

37:58

he used to have my job. He used to be a little

38:00

columnists. He wrote a book

38:02

that got pretty good reviews about Winston Churchill.

38:05

And you know, he was a Tory. He's

38:07

on the he's on the right. He's a Tory politician.

38:09

He was the mayor of London. But he

38:12

was somebody who was kind of considered intellectual

38:14

and so other intellectuals and writers.

38:17

We're very disappointed in him because

38:20

he supported uh the United

38:22

Kingdom leaving the European Union, and he

38:24

was one of the leaders of that campaign. And

38:26

now after Cameron has resigned,

38:29

he's considered to be the favorite for now

38:32

to be the next leader of the United Kingdom, the

38:34

next Prime Minister. Now, now, my

38:36

stocks went in the shifter on Friday.

38:39

Okay, everybody stocks

38:41

winning the shipter on Friday. Now, I have long term

38:44

stocks. But but as you as

38:46

you may or may not know, I have a lot of issues

38:48

with my stool. You know, I'm trying to I'm trying

38:50

to, but I live to the podcast.

38:52

Okay, So so obviously when I find

38:54

out that that that the stocks went in down

38:57

the dream on Friday, my stool it didn't

38:59

have a good week in what are the long

39:01

term ramifications for Americans or

39:04

are there any or or is it the unknown

39:07

with this Brexit situation? And

39:09

and then I want to throw this out. You could answer this afterwards.

39:12

Is it true? I mean I heard about

39:14

this on the news that after the day

39:16

after the vote, all these these

39:18

these these British people voted the

39:21

most googled thing from

39:24

London and from England was EU.

39:26

What is EU? So essentially these people

39:29

voted it would be like voting on like I want

39:31

a hot dog, and then then and they said, yes, we

39:33

want hot dogs, and then the next day everybody was

39:35

like, what's a hot dog? It's

39:39

true that a lot of people probably didn't know fully

39:41

what they were voting for. And the

39:44

one of the big issues was immigration,

39:47

and the EU vote doesn't really

39:49

have to do with the with the UK policy

39:51

on immigration, so those two things

39:54

probably got inflated in the minds

39:56

of a lot of voters. They didn't know exactly. They

39:58

sort of thought it was all part the same issue. Um

40:01

the long term ravocations to listen,

40:03

I could tell you that I have some smart you

40:05

know take, but I would say that one of the reasons

40:08

I love your podcast is

40:10

because the experts and

40:12

the journalists have been so wrong

40:14

in the last few years. Look at how they

40:17

were dismissing Donald Trump in the US.

40:19

So I don't I don't want to get ahead of it. I

40:21

mean, I think that right now the obvious

40:23

point is that the United Kingdom

40:26

is one of the is probably the closest ally in

40:28

the United States as period now

40:30

when it comes to military and national

40:32

security and intelligence stuff, the

40:34

relationship, and it doesn't affect that because

40:36

there's something called NATO which is the major reliance.

40:39

Britain still going to be part of that. And

40:42

but on the issues of sort of trade issues

40:44

and increasingly economic pressure

40:47

on countries like Iran or

40:49

Russia, not having the Kingdom

40:51

in the European Union could mean that

40:54

Europe, the Europeans, the Europeans are

40:56

are not gonna be going along with the United

40:58

States when we won the sanction blamer

41:00

putin or something like that. We'll

41:02

have to see how it plays out. Because

41:05

the British often of royster

41:07

Us interest inside of

41:10

the European Union, they were strongest friend

41:12

there. You could say, all right, I'm following you, I'm

41:14

following you and listen. You could never

41:17

ever dumb it down enough for me

41:19

or Gimo Nettie and the iron rapports stereo

41:21

pockets. So never think that you're like being

41:24

offensive if you really break it down, because

41:26

I'll say right now, I would like you to

41:28

talk to me like you're talking to an eleven

41:31

year old. But if you get a little too high

41:33

falutin and fancy, I'm gonna dumb it down to a seven

41:35

year old. So just start at eleven

41:37

and if you get you know, if things get away

41:39

from me, I'm gonna say, act like you're talking to a seven

41:42

year old with maybe a slight

41:44

learning disability. Okay,

41:46

so so so Gimo Nettie,

41:49

do you have any questions on on the Brexit thing for

41:51

for for for Mr Lake No,

41:54

I was wanting to talk about Donald Trump.

41:57

Yeah, let's let's get you guys

41:59

on Trump. So so

42:03

I think the people who are

42:05

the most political experts

42:07

in the media didn't

42:10

see something that people who who

42:12

were who didn't have like

42:14

their careers wrapped up in it and

42:16

had more distance from it, could

42:18

see immediately. And I'm thinking of a specific

42:20

episode. It was one of the first times you

42:22

were on Moody where you guys

42:25

had compared Trump at the debate.

42:27

I think to Nino Brown of New Nujac

42:30

City and the sort of talking

42:32

to the other drug dealers and letting them know that this

42:34

is gonna be my foreigners from now on. And

42:36

that was probably that

42:38

informed people more than like all

42:41

the bullshit that you would hear from

42:44

lots of inside Washington, you

42:46

know, insider types who would say

42:48

no, no, no, there's an establishment lane.

42:50

He can't raise enough money, he's

42:53

not gonna not gonna laugh the bad

42:55

all that they got it completely wrong.

42:57

And he ran the table on the Republicans. And I

42:59

think you guys really were the first to

43:01

kind of go out there with that. And I thought the deeds

43:04

Trump the way you were talking about like that,

43:06

it was so appropriate and it really

43:08

stuck, at least for me as I was looking at

43:10

this stuff. Well, first of all, uh,

43:13

that goes gives credit to the two thousand

43:15

and fifteen podcast co hosted the Gimnetti.

43:18

Um he's been he's been the one pumping

43:21

that And and I laughed him out of the gloom

43:23

tomb when he first said that Trump would

43:25

be elected. Um, I thought it

43:27

was totally crazy and off the wall.

43:30

And and look who's laughing now, Look who's

43:32

laughing now yet again, uh

43:34

G Moody whose last name rhymes with duty

43:37

um so so so Eli.

43:39

Here's my question. Has Donald

43:41

Trump articulated a

43:43

foreign policy Ah?

43:47

No, he has contradicted himself

43:50

many times on foreign policy, and

43:53

it's not clear what he would do because

43:55

he has been on both sides of

43:57

a lot of very important issues. The

44:00

one thing we know is that he's

44:02

way too close to Vladimir Putin for

44:05

most politicians in Washington, and

44:07

his top political advisor, who he brought

44:10

in, a guy named Paula Manaport, took

44:13

lots and lots of money from oligarchs

44:16

who are clearly connected to Vladimir Putin.

44:18

And and my I've written about

44:20

this, but in my view, that should be disqualifying.

44:23

And we know that he

44:26

has said this idea of America

44:28

first, which sounds good,

44:31

but we should remember that that is the same

44:33

slogan that Charles

44:35

Lindberg used before World

44:38

War Two to keep America from fighting

44:40

the Nazis, and was associated

44:42

for decades in American political discourse

44:45

with the idea of, you

44:48

know, a kind of paranoid view that Jews

44:51

and British people were really pulling the strings

44:53

of the U. S government, and he's

44:56

sort of brought it back. Lots of people

44:58

myself included, said you, is

45:00

this phrase America? First, here's the origins of

45:02

it, and he does it anyway. He sends it all the time. So

45:05

there's a lot of reasons to be very concerned with

45:07

that. Yeah, what do you

45:09

think the chances of Donald Trump actually

45:12

winning the presidency? Like you work

45:15

for Bloomberg? Like, yeah, when you're hanging out

45:17

with Bloomberg, you guys are in the bathroom, like must

45:19

share a bathroom with with with with with the Michael

45:21

Bloomberg. You're in there taking a leak. Are you ever

45:24

say, hey, hey, Mike, what do you know

45:26

about this guy? Like, could you ever get that continuation?

45:28

I I don't. I don't hang out with my Bloomberg. I

45:30

want to make that very clear. Okay, so you've

45:33

never taken a piss like you're you're walking around the Bloomberg

45:35

offices. You guys are in there, your two men, you

45:37

got your loaves out, you're taking a leak. This doesn't

45:40

happen. And am I am I totally this

45:42

doesn't happen. I'm

45:45

sorry you listen

45:48

on the on the question of is Donald Trump

45:50

gonna win. I mean at this point he

45:53

has. First of all, he's

45:56

doubled down on crazy,

45:58

so if he can change too so that

46:01

so his core fans, I

46:03

think he's he's been in super

46:05

real, But it's like that Dave Chappelle's sketch

46:08

Keep It a Real goes wrong because

46:11

he hasn't broadened it out to build

46:13

a coalition that any expert

46:15

would say, UH could win

46:17

a national election. What's more,

46:20

when people were doubting Trump

46:23

in the primary, like a year ago,

46:26

eight months ago, he was leading

46:28

in a lot of these polls, and now he's

46:31

not leading nationally, He's not the

46:34

latest polls come out, he's not leading in battle ground

46:36

state. So the polls have been

46:38

correct, and that's why I think

46:41

that he's not gonnain. But I will tell you this, I

46:43

think that broadly speaking, the media

46:46

and particularly CNN, as an interest

46:48

in making the race appear as close as

46:50

it is as it can be,

46:52

because that's the way you get rating because people take

46:54

its in doubt. And I think that to a degree,

46:57

Hillary wants it to appear close to

46:59

so she can her people out to vote

47:01

against Trump, because I think that he brings out,

47:03

you know, people voting against them and roll as people voting

47:06

the forum. So so we do do you

47:08

think that the media actually articulates

47:11

that stuff like like as in terms

47:13

of like heightens the drama. So so

47:15

it was that true what you said for the ratings and stuff

47:17

like that. That's a real thing, right, because I mean, you

47:19

know, we look at these shows and we take them

47:21

all for God's word, but but at

47:24

the end of the day, it's it's a television network

47:26

that has to pay bills, they have commercial

47:28

ads and all that stuff. So so you think that

47:30

that's a real thing when it comes to political television.

47:33

Well, I think that these news and I think that news

47:36

people cover the news, and Donald's

47:38

frum is definitely a new story. But I also think

47:41

that it's it's not that

47:43

that that that making that kind of making

47:46

it seem like all right, you know it's a contest

47:48

and covering it like it's a close rate. It's

47:51

also good for ratings, and two things are not necessarily

47:53

mutually exclusive. But I think

47:56

at this point, you know, I

47:58

think he's gonna get blown out. That's what I thing.

48:00

You know, I'm not in the prediction business,

48:02

but I think he's gonna get blown Now, I just think there's

48:04

too many Americans

48:07

that are not only horrified by him, but

48:09

really feel like a kind of civic duty to vote

48:11

against it, and like

48:14

that's gonna I think that's gonna prevail. It's

48:16

kind of an optimistic view in a way, but that's that's

48:19

how I see it. And what what is

48:21

the what? What is the woman? Uh? I whenever

48:23

I think of females in politics, I

48:25

always love the name Barbara Boxer. Now,

48:27

now today Hillary Clinton was

48:30

was uh sort of uh giving

48:32

an audition to uh, what's her name? Elizabeth

48:35

Elizabeth Warren? Yeah, Elizabeth Warren. Now

48:38

do you think that it's a real possibility

48:41

that an all female cabinet would

48:43

actually do? Think that Hillary would actually run

48:45

with Elizabeth Warren? And what is what is

48:47

the strength of her? Because I'll

48:49

be honest, I don't know jack shit about her

48:51

now. The hipsters and everybody they

48:53

do, and I know it's the politically correct

48:55

thing to say I do. And I don't know if she's

48:57

fantastic or not. I just don't know anything.

49:00

And and and I'm proud to say I don't know anything.

49:02

And that's why we have, uh, the unofficial

49:05

official political columnists on here

49:07

to educate us. So, so what is her

49:09

story and why is she so coveted and

49:11

revered by the people these days.

49:14

Well, she's revered by many liberals

49:17

because she's somebody who's been outspoken,

49:20

uh for actually trying to punish

49:22

some of the Wall Street type who

49:24

got everybody into the horrible,

49:27

you know, grave recession. It sucked

49:29

me to eli housing market. So that's how she

49:31

made her name. And that's something

49:33

that for you know, a generation or

49:35

two Clinton Democrats. I remember

49:38

Clinton was a Democrat who

49:40

one in two with the

49:42

message that he was going to be more centrist

49:44

right. He was in favor of the death penalty,

49:47

and he you know, one of the end welfare as

49:49

we know it, and you

49:51

know, the party in the country I think has really

49:53

shifted more to the left. And Elizabeth

49:55

Moore and his act kind of Democrats. Hillary

49:58

of course is so connected to claim and

50:00

she's trying to sort of run more as a progressive.

50:03

But as we saw with the you know, popularity

50:05

of Bernie Sanders, it didn't really didn't

50:08

really stick with a lot of the voters. Elizabeth

50:10

Warren is a way to kind of bring that together, bring

50:12

the party together got you. I got you, I got

50:14

you. That makes sense. That makes sense, all

50:17

right? And then and then Gimo, Nettie, do

50:19

do you have anything anything more?

50:21

You want to follow up with? D Trump? Oh?

50:24

No, D Trump? ELI really UH

50:27

solidified everything for me, and Uh, I have

50:29

no more questions. I like to listen to

50:31

Eli talks. See I listen, Okay,

50:33

I'm listening to Gerald. I'm listening also

50:38

anyway, I love I love you guys. I think you guys

50:41

have such a grand I like the concept

50:44

of we don't fact check. If

50:46

you think about it, that has been a dominant

50:49

theme of our political cycle. Right. Donald

50:51

Trump just said stuff he doesn't fact check,

50:55

and trust me, my lawyers are going to reach out to ye.

50:58

But don't worry. He he trust me.

51:01

He's gonna get a look because we we've we've we've copied

51:03

written, ain't no fact checking, okay,

51:05

And and anybody who says it, they'll get

51:08

charged, possibly sued. And you

51:10

know, I'm not scared of it to take anybody

51:12

down, all right. So so finally, this

51:15

this sit in. Last week there was

51:17

a sit in over the gun control, which

51:19

I firmly believe. You know, I gotta tell you something

51:21

like I'm trying. I moved into a new neighborhood,

51:23

right and and and and there's a there's

51:25

like a little parking Uh, there's a driveway,

51:28

okay, and then on the street. Everybody

51:30

needs parking passes. So if I had you come

51:32

over, Um and Jim Nettie

51:35

come over and we're having a little barbecue, we're

51:37

doing a live Iron Rapports stereo podcast,

51:39

you would have to move your car unless

51:42

I had a parking pass for you. I

51:44

also, I also and

51:47

the owner of a handgun. I'm saying this so the first

51:49

time publicly legally

51:51

I I legally own a handgun.

51:54

It took me fucking

51:56

it was. It was no sweat to get the handgun.

51:59

Yet to get the parking pass that only lasts

52:01

for four months, I I it's taken

52:03

me over five weeks already. I can't

52:06

do it. It's the biggest fucking pain in

52:08

the has to get these parking passes that only

52:10

last five four months. Yet you

52:12

can get a handgun. It's

52:14

just as easy as you can. You could go get

52:16

a big mac in some French fries. So you

52:19

know, I I firmly believe that if you're

52:21

on any sort of fly list, no fly

52:23

list. Uh you you haven't paid

52:25

parking tickets. Uh, you owe somebody

52:28

fifty bucks at the t s A. You

52:30

shouldn't be able to get a gun. I don't give a two

52:32

ships, and and and and and if and when

52:35

you get off that list, then you

52:37

can get a gun, motherfucker. But

52:39

but this whole thing about like you could

52:41

just get a gun easier than you can't to get a

52:43

parking pass, I think it is is horrible.

52:45

It's dangerous, and we're all seeing the ramifications.

52:48

So last week with this sitting, is

52:51

that what the gist was was this about basically

52:53

Michael Rapport can't get a parking pass,

52:55

but he could get a handgun anytime he wants. I

52:59

hear what you're saying. But with all due respect,

53:01

I think that the way they've

53:04

framed it, it sounds good. Of course, if

53:06

you're on a terror watch list, people

53:08

immediately think, of course, you shouldn't buy a gun. But

53:11

the government is so inefficient

53:13

with who they placed on terror watch lists

53:16

that it's included a number of journalists who

53:18

I know who cover terrorism

53:20

issues. It's

53:23

too big the terror watch lists. The Intercept

53:25

has done some pretty good reporting on this, and

53:28

that's interesting then, so I

53:30

agree with you that it's too easy to buy a

53:32

gun and there should be much stricter

53:35

background check, but the way

53:37

they proposed it is not a particularly good way.

53:39

And the other point I would just make is that, you know,

53:41

the tactic of sit ins

53:44

is a classic kind of non violent, uh

53:47

act of civil resistance, and

53:50

I'm you know, that's a that's a perfectly fine

53:52

way to do it. But when you are a member of Congress,

53:55

you have other means available to

53:57

pursue your agenda. So in that respect,

53:59

I think it was good. It was a good publicity

54:01

stunt. But it's

54:04

not like, you know, let's be let's

54:06

be real for a minute. This isn't like they're changing themselves

54:08

through a nuclear reactor. These are people who can

54:10

vote in Congress. They have power. Even though they're in the

54:12

minority right now, they're probably going to be in

54:14

the majority after the election. Um,

54:16

so the thing they can do besides

54:19

the sit in, but you know, I feel like it raised

54:21

a lot of awareness and probably in that sense of goodness,

54:24

do you think that will ever like this gun control

54:27

thing will ever be sort of evened out or

54:29

is it like this ironclad

54:32

constitutional ship that obviously needs

54:34

a rewrite. We need to call Aaron Sorkin

54:36

or somebody. Spielberg, somebody needs to rewrite

54:39

this fucking thing once and for all. It's it's

54:41

it's a joke. Uh. Do

54:43

you think this gun control thing will ever be worked

54:45

out or is this just gonna be continue to just be

54:47

the great white American way.

54:51

Well, there have been like some

54:53

gun control measures they but it's the problem

54:55

is the n A is a powerful lobby

54:58

and the member it's really it's the

55:00

members, the people who are really in the gun It's

55:03

like, here's the thing, and I guess it's having

55:06

covering Washington, right. If

55:08

you can get the most people, but

55:11

they don't give a shit about something, it

55:13

doesn't really it's not really going to

55:15

change things. What you need to do is you need to get

55:17

if you only have a few people, but they're obsessed with

55:19

it and it's all they talk about. It's all

55:21

they do, and they watch every little

55:23

move. That is extremely powerful and that's

55:25

what the n r A had. Um It's

55:28

not like they have a majority of American

55:30

to agree with them, but the Americans

55:32

they have are so invested in the

55:34

issue and the other side has not

55:37

been equally intense about

55:39

it. And until you get the other side that's

55:41

watching just as closely every little

55:44

regulation and everything like that, then

55:46

I think it's gonna there's so they're gonna be able to

55:48

kind of have the situation we do you do have

55:50

right now? Right alright, alright, so so all right,

55:52

well I appreciate all this inside, Eli, So

55:54

let me ask you a question be being a young uh

55:57

you know, viral uh? Is

55:59

it viral? Vile? Viral? I

56:01

don't know what the viral? There? You go,

56:04

you're you're down in Washington. You're a world

56:06

traveler. I imagine you have a

56:08

passport that is stamped with all

56:11

sorts of you know, you've been here, You've been Somalia,

56:13

Israel, all over the place, countries that can't

56:15

pronounce uh, and countries I don't

56:17

even know about all the hidden countries, which I know

56:19

they exist, Okay, and and you know, trust

56:21

me, I'm on today. But when you're in Washington,

56:24

like, well, what's the social life down there? Like we

56:26

got a lot of you know, like we got a little what what

56:29

what's going on down there? Like is there a lot of cigars?

56:31

And like what are we doing. You know what

56:33

I'm saying. That's a good question.

56:35

There there is. There's definitely, um,

56:38

you know, kind of socializing

56:40

between reporters and their sources

56:43

and members of Congress and

56:45

that happened. But there's also like a

56:47

normal kind of party scene. Uh.

56:50

DC has its own indigenous music

56:52

called Go Go. You ever

56:54

listen to that? You have to see it alive. Unbelievable.

56:58

Um, you know, I mean, I'm

57:00

not really I'm from Philadelphia, so I'm an

57:02

Eagle fan. You know, people love

57:04

the Redskins down here. But it's like

57:07

any other industry, you know, you have journalists

57:10

have parties and stuff, People come over and that

57:12

kind of thing. So so at times the journalists

57:14

they get together and and and people

57:16

are freaking off and unfolding the low. You don't have

57:18

to confirm or deny that. I'm just saying it. I

57:21

read between the lines. All

57:23

right, Eli, listen, I

57:25

appreciate you joining us. I would

57:28

love to have you back. It's very informative. Uh

57:31

you know, and you broke it down in Layman's

57:33

terms. Um you know, uh, your

57:35

your name Eli. Every time I say

57:37

Eli, I feel like I have to say it

57:39

the way Eric Eric B. Said it to on

57:42

Eric being rock Kim Yo, Eli cut

57:44

the base out and let the bee keep on rocking.

57:46

So so I just wanted to say that to

57:48

you. We would love to have you back on the

57:50

Iron Rapports Stereo Podcast. I love it, I

57:53

love you. You guys do such a great job. He

57:56

has to come back to meet you on the air. Yes,

57:58

man, awesome, thank you. So all right,

58:00

Eli, I talk to my man. Alright.

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58:59

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59:01

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59:11

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59:32

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gave a stiffer

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and a harsher sentence to

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an immigrant for the same thing

1:00:22

he gave her. He gave him three years.

1:00:25

He's a no good judge, yo.

1:00:28

Think they're trying to remove this guy from the bench.

1:00:30

Just get him down, get him out, lock him

1:00:32

up and break out the wonder bread bags.

1:00:35

Getting rid of them, all right. It's the Iron Rapports

1:00:37

stereo podcast. Keep sending the

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tweets, keep sending the instagram, keep

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the support. We appreciate it. Uh.

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We do it for the people. Um. Spread

1:00:47

the word and we'll hopefully we're coming

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to a city near you. This is the greing

1:00:51

old man Dingo uh a K. Michael

1:00:53

Rapport uh my partner Gimon

1:00:56

Eddie a K. Generald Moody, who

1:00:58

doesn't have a middle name. I don't know if people love to see

1:01:00

I see the hard body karate listeners

1:01:02

they know that. But Gerald Moody

1:01:05

two thousand and fifteen podcast co Os

1:01:07

of the Year does not have a middle name. Fact.

1:01:09

That's a fact. Um. Other

1:01:11

than that, we're out