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All right, banging, brand new I Am Rapp

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Reports Stereo podcast is coming up next

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where we are

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coming live from Charlotte, North Carolina.

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Down here for the NBA All

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Star Game weekend. It's fun, It's

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fantastic. Later on in the episode,

0:21

we are doing the NBA halfway point

0:23

breakdown. I am urging

0:26

Dick Stain Donald Trump to show me some

0:28

emergency footage. You're declaring a national

0:31

emergency at the border. Let me see some

0:33

footage, Duke, and

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then Juicy Jesse solm

0:37

Lay, the motherfucking

0:40

actor from Empire. Yo. I've

0:42

held my tongue. I've held my tongue,

0:45

but no more. Yes, you

0:47

motherfucker, you are getting Willie hutched.

0:50

All that and more on a brand new Banging,

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Am Wrapp Reports Stereo parkis Miles Jordan.

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Let me get some real nice, some real proper

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but moves importantly, Yes, you know what it is.

1:01

Let me get something real funky.

1:14

All right, all right,

1:18

this is a brand new I am rep Reports

1:21

Stereo podcast coming

1:24

from Charlotte, North Carolina,

1:28

North Catalaca. I'm down here.

1:31

I'm down here for the NBA All Star

1:33

Game. The NBA All Star weekend. Um.

1:38

I've been to a bunch of these and

1:40

uh, they're always

1:42

ship shows, but they're

1:45

well worth it. I have to say they're

1:47

well worth the ship

1:49

show. Before we get to the ship show

1:51

that is Charlotte,

1:54

North Carolina, let me introduce myself. My

1:56

name is Michael Report a K. The Groogle Mandingo a

2:00

k. The Jakelamata of podcasting a k.

2:03

The White Chocolateito. Um.

2:06

This is the Iron Wrap pors Stereo podcast. If you never

2:08

listened to the Iron Wrap pors Stereo podcast, Uh,

2:11

it is a non fact checking

2:14

shit talking extravaganza.

2:17

Or what does that mean? That means we do not fact check

2:19

anything. I

2:21

am doing this podcast raw Dog without

2:25

a Bag. These are my opinions, and

2:27

my opinions only. What

2:31

else? What else could I say? What

2:34

else can I say? Raw Dog without a bag means

2:36

we go raw dog without a bag. If you don't know what raw dog

2:38

without a bag means, I don't know what to

2:40

tell you. There's so many

2:43

things to talk about. Okay,

2:46

there's so many things to talk about, And I'm

2:49

gonna be honest. Before I started

2:51

recording this podcast, I thought

2:53

the podcast was gonna go in

2:55

a different a different direction. But holy

2:59

shit, holy ship,

3:01

all right before we get to that, because

3:05

we're gonna get to that. Um

3:08

yeah, Charlotte, Charlotte, North Carolina,

3:11

NBA All Star Game two thousand nineteen.

3:14

Later on in the episode, we're gonna

3:16

do the I Am Rapp Reports Stereo podcast,

3:19

NBA Midway Report

3:22

without discussing the

3:24

Golden State Warriors without discussing

3:27

the Los Angeles Lakers and Lebron

3:30

James. Okay, whether

3:32

you're a Lebron Laker Golden

3:35

State Warrior fan

3:38

or not, I'm sure

3:40

everybody wants to take a fucking break

3:43

from discussing them. So we're

3:45

gonna break down everything in the NBA up

3:48

until All Star break, which

3:51

just started coming up later

3:53

in the show. But yeah, man, fucking

3:56

Charlotte man, NBA All Star Games.

3:58

It's bugged out because

4:01

you know, Charlotte is a small city.

4:04

I guess I don't know. I'm I'm just in a hotel.

4:08

Um. I was down here once for the Big

4:10

Three. Um. But anytime

4:13

an NBA All Star Game takes

4:15

over a city, uh, it's you'll

4:18

just be like in a coffee shop and

4:21

Dar will be Charles Barkley, or you'll

4:23

be in your elevator and someone will say hold

4:25

the elevator, and it'll be Isaiah Thomas,

4:28

and and and and that's what happened. Since

4:30

I got here. I just got here, and I've

4:33

run into a random

4:35

NBA players in in the weirdest

4:38

places in the airport, in

4:41

the hotel lobby, I

4:44

saw Donovan

4:46

Mitchell and D'Angelo

4:49

Russell and I just got here. They just got

4:51

here too, young gun

4:53

uh stars. D'Angel

4:55

Russell of the Brooklyn Nets, um,

4:58

who is an All Star. I'm so fucking happy

5:00

for him. And Donovan Mitchell, friend

5:02

of the Iron Rap or Stereo podcast. Um.

5:05

They I guess came down here together.

5:07

I don't fucking know. Okay,

5:09

these guys live in a secret society.

5:13

Let me tell you something. These NBA guys,

5:16

they have it figured out. They they

5:18

work and weave their way

5:20

around. I still don't

5:23

know, and I've asked them. I get the runaround.

5:25

They never explain actually how they

5:27

I don't know. If there's some sort of like private

5:30

bussing system, or they have like

5:32

some sort of teleporting NBA

5:34

thing that David Stern set up in the

5:37

nineties during the Jordan eror I don't

5:39

know what it is. But I'm telling you, these guys move around

5:42

on some presidential ship. It's

5:45

the weird. It's not even like actors like

5:49

you know, the only actor I know who kind of rocks

5:51

like that is Leonardo DiCaprio. But Leonardo

5:53

Caprio, you'll see him riding a city bike

5:56

in Manhattan in the middle

5:58

of the fucking day, like right

6:00

in the city. You don't see Joel

6:02

Embiid riding a city bike, you

6:04

know, up and down Sixth Avenue of New

6:06

York City. The NBA guys are on some

6:09

some other ship. Um,

6:12

but I am uh, I'm hyped to be

6:14

here. I saw a friend

6:17

of the Iron rapp Or Stereo Pockets, former San Antonio

6:19

spur and Toronto

6:22

raptor Danny Green. I

6:25

did his podcast, and

6:27

uh, that was dope. I love Dandy Green. He's

6:29

a good dude with God sham god, New York

6:31

City legend, one

6:33

of the best ball handlers ever. And

6:37

I told Danny, who was participating in the NBA

6:39

three point concerts, I said, Yo, you

6:42

need to get off this nice guy friends and family

6:44

ship and talk shit because

6:47

you got the Curry brothers, Steph

6:50

and Seth Curry participating

6:52

in it. You got Dirk Navinsky and his old

6:54

crippled ass, he's gonna participate

6:56

in it. You gotta try to win this,

6:59

motherfucker, and and you gotta make

7:01

a competitive the way Larry Bird and then we're

7:03

doing. Uh, these guys. I

7:05

think it's a fucking joke. I

7:07

told Danny Green. I said, I know it's not really your

7:10

style, but get out there and talk some ship.

7:13

Tell Seth and Steph Curry. Yo,

7:15

I'm a bust your ass. And if

7:17

you want to bring you pops old ass

7:19

Dell Curry out here, he could get

7:21

some of this work also. I told

7:23

him that's that's that's how you start the

7:26

whole thing. When you walk in the locker room and

7:28

people will know you're for real and people will take

7:30

you seriously, then of course you gotta back it

7:32

up. But at least you put people

7:34

on alert, letting them know that you're

7:37

not fucking around out there. So hopefully

7:40

the Dunk Contest and the

7:42

three point Contest will be competitive.

7:45

Um, I'm really hoping Dennis

7:47

Smith Jr. Newly

7:51

acquired New York nick and high

7:53

flying motherfucker, wins the Dunk

7:55

Contest for the Knicks. We

7:58

need it, um, it'll be a good

8:00

way to come back from the All Star

8:02

break. The Knicks, of course, have been they've

8:05

been taking. It's called taken, you dumb

8:07

cox sucker. So what

8:09

I said to porzingis, and

8:12

I know it's a complicated, frustrating

8:15

season for the Knicks, but I think

8:17

if Dennis Smith Jr. Can win that dunk contest,

8:20

it'll carry us through what's been a

8:22

very very frustrating UH

8:25

New York next season. But like I said, I'm gonna break

8:27

down the entire UH Midway

8:29

report, the Iron Reports stereo

8:31

podcast, Midway NBA

8:33

report coming up later on

8:36

in the broadcast, Yeah, I said,

8:38

broadcast. So

8:40

this Jesse so lay

8:44

uh situation. The

8:48

Empire actor, the actor

8:50

from the TV show Empire who

8:54

uh was allegedly allegedly

8:58

attacked, allegedly

9:02

assaulted, allegedly

9:06

had a noose, That's

9:09

what he said, noos,

9:12

not a piece of twine, a fucking news

9:15

put around his neck, had bleached

9:17

thrown at him.

9:20

Said he was called the N word, gay

9:23

slurs, and

9:25

that the attackers, when

9:28

running off, said this

9:30

is Magatown, this is

9:32

in Chicago, downtown

9:34

Chicago. Now, I

9:37

have been reluctant to really get into this I

9:39

know about when it first

9:42

came out on the UH Premium

9:44

podcast two weeks ago, so

9:47

that was probably like the first week of February.

9:49

I don't know when we don't fact check. You

9:51

know, everybody's been following this ship. Every

9:57

single actor in

9:59

Hollywood praying

10:02

for Jesse get

10:05

better soon, Jesse, thinking of

10:07

you, Jesse. UH, pictures

10:09

of Jesse can't

10:11

because the way

10:13

he articulated it sounded

10:16

like something bad had happened.

10:19

Now on the

10:22

Premium podcast from whenever

10:24

this ship came out, I insinuated,

10:27

Okay, because this thing

10:30

is very sensitive. You don't want to

10:32

discredit him. You don't want to discredit

10:34

anybody, because we all know this kind

10:37

of ship does happen. Gay

10:39

people are harassed, Gay people

10:41

are fucked with. This is historic,

10:44

that that's real. Uh, black

10:46

gay people all this ship

10:49

that's real where everybody knows that people

10:52

historically have fucked with gay

10:54

people. And then it's a black

10:56

gay guy, openly gay guy. We

10:58

know, we we we know the history of

11:01

real things that happened, you

11:03

know, whether it's Howard beat situation in New

11:05

York where they chase the black Eye. We

11:07

know the fucking history. Okay,

11:11

but for some reason this

11:16

smelt fishy to begin

11:19

with. It smelt fishy

11:22

to begin with, and

11:24

in all honesty, I'm

11:27

not one of these people that believes in conspiracies.

11:29

I'm not a conspiracy person. I kind of take

11:32

things in general at

11:34

face value, okay.

11:37

But it was my wife who,

11:40

as soon as this came out, she said, this doesn't

11:43

seem right. There's something about

11:45

this that doesn't seem right. And I was like really, and

11:47

she was like, yeah, there's something and I started

11:49

thinking. Then uh,

11:52

we started talking okay,

11:54

and then I started getting into the the articles

11:56

about it and reading it and reading it, and I was

11:59

reluctant to say think publicly. I wanted to

12:01

make a rant video about it. I wanted

12:03

to talk my ship very early and on

12:05

that podcast, that premium podcast

12:07

from two wednesdays ago, or

12:10

it might be three wednesdays ago. I don't

12:13

fact check. I insinuated.

12:16

I insinuated that it

12:19

was a dick suck gun

12:22

wrong. I'll say it again, that

12:24

it was a dick suck gone wrong.

12:27

I personally thought, this

12:29

is my own opinion, okay,

12:33

and I was reluctant to say it publicly. So the

12:35

way I phrased it on the premium I am Rapport

12:38

Stereo pocket and if you do not have premium,

12:40

download the app. It's I am Rappaport the

12:44

I am Wrappaport app. Download the

12:46

app for two ninety nine a month. You could have been heard

12:49

me say, I

12:53

believe this is a dick suck gone wrong. What

12:55

does that mean, Michael Rapport, I've never heard of

12:58

a dick suck gone wrong. Well,

13:01

he's an openly gay Guy's a young guy, good

13:03

looking guy. Uh, he's a star.

13:06

Okay, so it doesn't matter if he's gay or straight.

13:09

His sexuality is gay. So he's gonna

13:11

be a star in that community. Uh,

13:13

a hot commodity okay,

13:16

good looking guy, openly

13:18

gay, outspoken about

13:21

it, outspoken about things. Big deal,

13:23

he's on fucking television show. Young guy. He'd

13:26

been doing fine if he wasn't on a television show.

13:28

Handsome, No Bruno just

13:30

saying, but if

13:32

he's a star, he's even bigger. Okay,

13:35

openly gay guy. This is like, you know, you get you

13:37

get street credit for that. She's like, yeah, this guy's representing.

13:39

It's dope. I personally

13:41

thought this is what I imagined,

13:44

and I conjured up with my

13:46

wife. I thought maybe

13:49

he was on a dating app, you know, as a lot

13:51

of young people are straight

13:53

or gay. Okay, not

13:56

anything degenerate, anything weird.

13:58

Maybe he was on a dating app. Maybe they

14:00

were gonna have a meet and greet, a meet up. Maybe

14:04

maybe they fucked around, something

14:06

got a little wacky, something got a little weird. Maybe

14:08

something uh was done and

14:10

maybe it wasn't reciprocated. Who

14:13

knows what the fund do? I know, I'm

14:15

I'm out of this world. I don't know how this works. I don't

14:18

know how these dating apps work. I don't know how

14:20

these meetups work. But

14:22

but let's just say, maybe

14:24

let's just say, for all intensive

14:27

purposes, maybe allegedly,

14:29

maybe there was a dick suck and maybe

14:32

somebody else didn't want to give a

14:34

dick suck in return. Boom,

14:38

Maybe the guy punches him in the face. The

14:40

kid freaks out, La la la la. He

14:42

turns into this whole fucking story. That's

14:45

what I thought happened.

14:48

That's what I thought happened. I thought it was a dick

14:51

suck gun. Wrong. Listen,

14:54

it happens. He freaked out. Uh,

14:56

he didn't know it was gonna turn into this national thing.

14:59

Next thing, nos oh yeah, I gotta news on my

15:01

neck. Uh blah blah blah blah blah

15:04

and all this and and if you if you ran

15:06

into it, and if you read you know, all the articles

15:08

and all the theories, and that's what first,

15:11

the first accounts of it was the people that

15:13

were saying, this doesn't seem right. That's what it

15:15

was all sort of based on. Then

15:18

the police get involved. Then there's no

15:20

surveillance video. There's

15:23

no surveillance video anywhere. And it's

15:25

in downtown Chicago. I walked

15:27

outside of my hotel right now,

15:31

downtown Charlotte at

15:33

three in the morning. I walked into the middle of

15:35

the street and I took ship right

15:38

there in the middle of the street. You

15:40

rest ashore, there

15:43

would be some surveillance cameras catching

15:45

me, the gringo man dingo taking a ship right

15:48

there in the middle of the street. Now, if I got beat

15:50

up in

15:52

a big tussle and

15:54

guys were putting nooses around

15:57

my neck and throwing bleach on me and saying magna,

15:59

that would be cold on team. And also the thing

16:01

that I was thinking about this is like this kid

16:03

is a young guy. It

16:06

seems like a good size guy.

16:08

Don't now told he was six ft Let's just

16:10

say, let's just say I estimated six ft

16:13

d eighty pounds, right, hundred

16:15

seventy five pounds, whatever the funk he is. If

16:18

two other guys tried

16:21

to jump him, and while they

16:23

were trying to jump him, they're calling

16:26

him all kinds of names, you N word

16:28

this, you gay that, you black,

16:31

this, you black that empire,

16:33

F word, empire and word and all this.

16:35

And they're trying to put a noose on his neck.

16:38

That's a fight for your life.

16:41

That's like, yo, this is these

16:44

people are gonna try to kill me, okay.

16:48

And and if you looked at the wounds that he had

16:50

on his face, he had a little scratch on

16:53

one side of his face and it was a little

16:55

swollen, as if he got punched in the face or maybe

16:57

smacked really hard. It wasn't no big

17:00

deal. If you're in what appears

17:03

or what sounds like a fight for your life, you're

17:05

not walking out of there with just a little scratch

17:08

cut to the FBI gets involved,

17:10

Chicago police is all over this. No

17:13

one's releasing any statements. Uh, the

17:15

fucking guy does a

17:17

show Less

17:20

than a week later. This guy Jesse sol

17:23

Lay uh less than

17:25

the week after this attack, he just coincidentally

17:28

had a concert. I guess he's a singer.

17:30

He has a concert, he goes to the concert,

17:34

he recounts his story,

17:37

and then at the end of the whole fucking thing, he

17:39

claims himself to be the gay Tupac,

17:42

talking about I fought back this and that and

17:44

the other. And then he was a Good Morning America,

17:47

uh, just two days ago with

17:51

Robin Roberts I think that's

17:53

her name, and he went through

17:55

the whole story how he the guy

17:57

punched him in the face and he punched him

18:00

act and this whole extravagant story.

18:03

And he's still sticking to this, and they're

18:05

questioning a question. They get the phone records

18:08

and they were redacted phone records, which I never

18:10

heard that word redacted before. Listen, I'm not

18:12

gonna be shy. Some words I've never heard before in my life.

18:14

Redacted. I never heard that fucking word. I guess it means

18:17

there were things taken away. And he said I didn't want to put it in

18:19

there because of this and whatever. Okay, fine,

18:22

well here we are. Here,

18:25

we fucking are. And now

18:27

the cops who have been on the lookout

18:30

for the alleged to people. The

18:32

only two people they could find aren't some Virylan's

18:35

video. They went into their house. It

18:37

turns out the two people that were on the cheveillance

18:39

video, we're two

18:42

Nigerian guys, black guys

18:44

that were also extras on

18:47

the show Empire. Are

18:49

you getting what the funk I'm going here? This

18:51

is listen. I'm gonna go out and say

18:54

it because everybody's been skirting around

18:56

and not everybody. Uh my

18:58

man O G Willie D He's

19:00

been out there questioning it.

19:02

Joe Button has been out there, a few other people have

19:04

been questioned. Of course the races freaks. They've

19:06

been out there saying this is fake, this is fake. This is

19:08

fake. But you gotta be careful in this day and age.

19:11

And why would it be fake? And

19:14

if it was fake or didn't

19:16

happen? Uh, In my opinion,

19:18

this has to just been a dick suck gone wrong.

19:21

Look, these things happen. You took a too

19:23

far, asshole. But now,

19:27

but now after two or three weeks

19:30

and the Chicago police and the FBI are

19:32

like, wait a second, this ain't matching up. There's

19:34

no surveillance video. There's no

19:37

hard evidence. What the

19:39

fuck is going on? Gay

19:42

Tupac. You said you the fucking gay Tupac.

19:46

And when I get upset, when I get frustrated,

19:50

what do I do? Oh? Oh yeah,

19:53

I asked my man Miles to give me a little

19:55

bit of that Willie Hudge.

19:57

Oh yeah, Miles, let me get that. Willie, give

19:59

me that a fucking Willie hudg. Yes,

20:03

yes, you're here. The sweet mob sultry

20:06

sounds

20:08

Willie Hudge. Oh goodness,

20:10

listen to it, because before I lean on

20:12

this fake ass gay Chupac,

20:17

take in that good Willie.

20:20

Juicy Jesse so

20:23

late. First

20:25

of all, your whole style is whack,

20:28

dude. Your name is Jesse the

20:31

funk you gotta you and your name for people

20:33

should have known we were dealing with a fraudlan

20:36

motherfucker when you came out with

20:40

your name all fucked up. Your name is officially

20:42

Juicy Jesse, so lage. Name

20:45

ain't Jesse, Juicy Jesse, solme

20:47

lange. I know, English

20:50

professor, but everybody knows you spelled

20:52

Jesse with a motherfucking e. You ain't

20:54

French, dukee, Oh no, you

20:58

ain't French, right,

21:01

But what you are it's busted.

21:04

Cocksucker, you busted.

21:08

And when I say cocksucker, as

21:10

I always do, it ain't got nothing

21:12

to do homosexuality.

21:16

I could give a funk about your sexuality,

21:18

dude. I don't give a funk about anybody

21:20

sexuality. I don't give a funk about your

21:22

sexuality. I give a funk about the

21:24

fact that you, my man, a buck fucking

21:27

while you're buck duke, your

21:29

wow, you made this whole

21:31

fucking bullshit story. Yet you're

21:33

talking about they threw bleach on you. You're talking

21:36

about they put a noose on you and you got

21:38

a little scratch on your face. The

21:41

fund is you doing at

21:43

a subway restaurant, a subway

21:45

sandwich shopping two in the morning, motherfucker.

21:48

You ain't got no frozen pizzas in your refrigerator.

21:50

Rap it on, Who the funk wants

21:52

a cold as tuna sandwich at

21:55

two in the morning. Your whole styles, whack,

21:58

your whole story, whack.

22:03

You're bucking duke, You're

22:05

bucking dude. The

22:08

laundry lists of

22:11

motherfucker's that came to

22:13

your defense is a who's

22:16

who of Hollywood. Everybody

22:19

came out in droves defending

22:22

your punk, lying, crazy,

22:25

cuckoo, totally

22:27

buck fucking fool asked

22:30

you my man or buck fool?

22:32

You are buck wild. You are looking

22:34

to put yourself on the sick fuck

22:37

of the Year list, dude. Rumor

22:40

has it that they were looking to write off

22:42

your character on Empire,

22:45

and this is the best you could come up with.

22:47

The garner up some sympathy and some

22:50

star power. You dumb doufy

22:52

motherfucker. You. That

22:56

show's coming to it and eventually you gotta

22:58

move on, you cookie, crazy motherfucker.

23:02

You had Taragi, Terrence Howard,

23:05

everybody. Oh, Jesse

23:07

is so nice, He's all love.

23:10

Pray for Jesse, not pray

23:12

for Jesse. You played your ass. You

23:14

got a corner in your ass because

23:17

you played yourself. I'll say it again, to quote

23:19

the big daddy King. You

23:22

got a quarterer in your ass because

23:26

you played yourself. Dude,

23:29

That little Canadian Ellen

23:32

Page, the actress, was

23:34

on the Stephen Colbert Show defending

23:36

your dumb, dumb fucking ass.

23:39

Apologize, Ellen Page. I

23:43

don't know what the funk you're gonna do with yourself

23:45

now you stage the attack. Do you

23:47

are a creative motherfucker? You

23:51

are really creative? You know your your

23:53

live game is insane and

23:56

the top it all off. You said

23:58

you fought back. You called

24:00

yourself the gay Tulpac.

24:02

Duke, you ain't Tupac, You

24:05

ain't Pock, you ain't Nickavelli, you

24:07

ain't tupocs you corn? How

24:11

dare you? How dare

24:13

you call yourself tupac? How dare

24:16

you call yourself the gay tupac?

24:20

You are wild, B, You

24:23

are one of the wildest cowboys

24:25

out there. What

24:28

kind of dumb ass ship were

24:30

you thinking about? You left the new

24:32

song? When the police get where the new set?

24:35

Duke funk all the bullshit?

24:37

Where the new set? Duke? I want

24:39

to see the motherfucking news. You

24:42

made a new set of some motherfucking shoe lace

24:45

That ain't a news, Duke? What the fund is wrong with

24:47

you? Juicy Jesse som

24:49

Lake bugging. I'm

24:52

gonna tell you something. Because

24:55

you're a deep ship. You better

24:57

confess and you better

25:00

locked yourself up in the cuckoo's

25:02

nest. Because the ship you did a straight

25:05

fifty straight Bellevue

25:07

ship. You stage

25:10

his ship with a laundry

25:12

list of lies on lies on

25:14

lines. You're going to jail, B. You're

25:17

gonna really get locked down, and we're gonna really

25:19

see when you're locked down if

25:22

you're the gate Tupac. Done. Cut

25:24

that motherfucking beautiful Willie hutch Off.

25:26

Mothers, I'm finished finish with

25:28

this motherfucker. Man.

25:30

Oh man, Man, I

25:32

went deep in that Willie hutch But

25:35

I have to do it. Man. I

25:37

know there's something fishy about this bullshit.

25:40

Man, I know there's something

25:42

fishy about this bullshit. And I didn't

25:44

say anything as you should it. Why

25:47

would anybody make some crazy ass

25:50

ship like this up. This is some

25:52

real weird old ship, man, and

25:55

I muna say it one more time, just so we could

25:57

be crystal fucking clear. I don't give a

25:59

fuck about his sexuality.

26:02

I don't go funk about anybody sexual We're

26:04

not fucking We're

26:07

not doing any of that. I don't go I give

26:09

a funk about sick fox of

26:11

the Week. I give a funk about

26:13

guys in February gunning

26:16

to become the sick fuck of the year.

26:18

And you, Juicy Jesse solm

26:20

Ley, you are you are pushing

26:23

to become the sick funck of the year. And

26:25

as we all know, they have been some crazy

26:27

sick fox of the year already

26:30

and we're just in the middle of February,

26:32

okay, but this guy is gunning for

26:34

that number one spot.

26:40

Valentine's Day was the other day Kim

26:44

Kardashian Kanye

26:47

West, just to show how corny they actually

26:49

are and how

26:51

corny Kim Kardashian is and

26:54

how fucking corny Kanye West

26:56

is as a gift,

26:58

and of course they had to post the whole thing on

27:01

social media. You can't just can't just lay

27:04

low and do some ship private. You gotta post everything,

27:07

right, and then when everyone's critical of you, like everybody

27:09

talking about my wife, everybody talking about

27:11

this, everybody's critic criticizing

27:14

this, criticizing that, keep your ship private

27:16

and none. I have nothing to say about you. One

27:18

day, keep it private,

27:21

just one day, duke. So

27:24

Kanye West arranged

27:29

Kenny G. You know, the I don't even what does. He played

27:31

the fucking flute and

27:33

he still got that hair. He arranged Kenny

27:36

G to come over to the house

27:38

to play the flute or the trumpet

27:41

or the clarinet. I think the motherfucker plays the

27:43

clarinet. Some ship, uh

27:46

for Kim kardashion Yo, Duke at

27:48

all the talented musicians.

27:51

Why would you get this cornball up there? He

27:54

was like the icing on the cake that

27:57

made jazz extinct. Any

28:00

fucking g. Corny Kenny G came

28:03

over to play the clarinet for Corny,

28:06

Kim and Kanye for Valentine's

28:08

Day, and of course they posted the whole

28:11

fucking thing on social

28:13

media every single yo.

28:16

Yo, start posting your ships, Duke. Let

28:19

me see your ship game? You you you you eating

28:21

good? Let me see how

28:23

you eating, duke? Because you post everything

28:25

but your ships. And then you wonder

28:27

why people disrespect you. Man, They

28:30

they could say anything about you because you

28:32

just you got no class. You

28:35

got no uh. It just comes down to class.

28:38

What else is going on? Yo?

28:43

This uh? This uh wall?

28:47

You know that, Dick stay, Donald

28:49

Trump, It's just been talking

28:51

about and talking about and going on and

28:53

going on, and everybody knows

28:55

what the fun is going on with this, Yo.

28:58

This is not the first time presidents

29:02

and and and and people have been discussing

29:05

walls. Just make sure

29:07

you know that this this, this, this idea of border

29:09

control and border security has

29:12

been around for years. Okay,

29:16

Dick Stain. The problem for you,

29:18

Duke, is

29:20

that you don't go about it anything

29:23

correctly. You don't go about anything

29:25

correctly, all right, you dumb

29:28

fuck. And and you've been talking about

29:30

this this uh national

29:32

emergency, and there's a uh, there's

29:35

a crisis at the border. I

29:39

need to see five seconds

29:41

of footage from uh, the last seventy

29:43

two hours, or or just three

29:45

seconds of footage from the last

29:48

a hundred and seventy two hours. I

29:51

need to see some evidence of this

29:53

this crisis, some cell phone

29:55

video, some drone video

29:58

there. This motherfucker's acting like there's

30:00

thousands of people clamoring

30:03

and climbing over the wall

30:05

and sneaking into the country moment

30:07

by moment by moment, and this motherfucker's

30:10

gonna call a national emergency.

30:12

Talk about fake in Jack's talk

30:14

about making up ship. There's

30:17

no national emergency.

30:19

You want the wall, which is

30:21

now gonna be offence so

30:24

you get voted back into

30:26

office. But the whole ship, your

30:29

whole style is whack.

30:31

Where the footage at, Where the tapes

30:34

that duke Where the footage of the national

30:36

emergency? Let

30:39

me see, let me see some footage. Let

30:43

me see some drone footage of this crisis

30:45

that you keep fucking talking about.

30:47

That's not happening. Please,

30:51

I'm begging just just a little bit

30:53

of cell phone footage, Just

30:55

just a little bit of some you know, news

30:58

five footage, Just

31:01

a little bit of some eye in the sky

31:04

footage, some fucking

31:07

thing. Put the fucking fence up. But stop

31:09

acting like there's some fucking crisis

31:12

that people are dying, People are

31:15

scouring, clamoring to climb

31:17

over and into the country moment

31:19

by moment. Fat

31:22

lion, motherfucker. This guy just lies,

31:24

make some shit about everything, a

31:28

national emergencystem

31:31

nonsense, literal nonsense.

31:36

What else is going on? Oh?

31:39

Man? Um, So, I

31:42

don't know if you guys got to see it, Um,

31:45

but the Wendy Williams Show

31:47

went off without a hitch. It

31:49

was dope. It was dope. You

31:51

can catch it on YouTube.

31:55

Stuck up the Wendy Williams Show in my name

31:57

or the Wendy Show dot com.

32:00

Um and just punching my name. Um,

32:03

I want to hear what you guys think. I know

32:06

a good amount of people hit me up on on social

32:08

media on Twitter and Instagram and all that stuff,

32:11

um and let me know, uh that

32:13

they saw it and uh,

32:16

you know, appreciated it. And I appreciate

32:18

that people watched it. It was it was dope.

32:20

Though it was it was fun. It's bugged

32:22

out doing that ship in front of a live audience

32:25

on TV like that. It was, it

32:28

was dope. Um. The other thing that's

32:31

going on is the Academy Awards. Uh,

32:33

the the the hostless two thousand

32:35

nineteen Academy Awards, which uh

32:38

don't have a host. I guess they'll have

32:40

a bunch of people. Um. They

32:42

have announced that

32:45

this Academy Awards they will

32:48

not be showing

32:50

in the televised broadcast Best

32:53

Cinematography, Best

32:55

Film Editing, Best Makeup

32:57

and Hairstyling, and Best

33:00

Live Action Short. UM.

33:02

And me personally, UM, I don't

33:04

agree with this ship, this best cinematography,

33:07

editing, makeup in Harristein

33:10

these are essential, essential,

33:12

key things to any

33:14

film. Um,

33:16

and I think that they should be on

33:19

the broadcast. The live action

33:21

short. We don't need to see that because

33:23

nine point nine percent of the people

33:26

uh, in the audience, that's

33:29

right, and probably ninety nine

33:31

point nine percent and a half

33:33

of the people watching at home, they've

33:36

never seen the live action short

33:39

film. Okay,

33:41

no one has ever seen a lot. I don't even know where to

33:43

watch a live action short film. And I'm an informed

33:46

Academy member. I'm in the motherfucking Academy.

33:50

But I'll tell you what the problem is. You

33:53

can't give Academy awards

33:55

without giving the award

33:57

on TV to the editor, the

34:00

cinematographer, and the makeup people.

34:03

What you need to do is give them the awards

34:05

on the broadcast. Let them come up there

34:08

and get the award, and get the funk off the stage.

34:11

See it's those people fucking

34:13

around giving nine minutes speeches. A

34:15

lot of them don't even speak English. No disrespect,

34:18

okay, but if we're doing a live broadcast here

34:20

in America, we don't want to hear you talking

34:23

in Turkish for eight

34:25

minutes while you're getting your award. Duke, you're a dope

34:27

cinematographer. Get your award and keep

34:29

it fucking moving, hair makeup

34:31

and editing too. And also,

34:34

you can't have these goofballs like I

34:36

think it was at the the Emmy's no

34:39

Name, no brand. Motherfucker's inviting

34:41

their wives to come on stage and you're

34:44

proposing. Nobody

34:46

wants to see that ship, Duke, And let's you're Jennifer

34:48

Anderson, I personally don't want to see

34:50

that, Okay,

34:53

from Jennifer Anderson or anybody, Gwyneth

34:55

Paltrow or anybody, But nobody

34:57

wants to see some no name,

35:01

uh non familiar motherfucker

35:03

up there proposing to his wife during the middle of

35:06

a live broadus. You whoever

35:08

did that during the the the Emmys, the

35:10

TV Awards, You fucked it up for the cinematographers,

35:13

the film editors, and the film hair and

35:15

makeup people. Duke, Okay, but

35:18

I don't think that those awards should be taken off the broadcast.

35:20

Just come get you. If you're not a star, if you're

35:22

not a celebrity, come get your ward and get the funk off

35:24

the stage. You're not even grabbing the mic. You

35:28

could thank people in private. Get

35:31

your award and keep it fucking moving.

35:35

Keep keep stepping, dude, Get the funk off

35:37

the stage. That's how you solve it. No

35:40

one wants it, No one has three hours to

35:42

get We got phones, we got

35:44

DVRs, we got Netflix and Chill, we got

35:47

Murder Dock and Chill. We got so many

35:49

options. A three hour award show,

35:52

we're gonna have people pontificating proposing

35:55

to their chicks and all that ship. No

35:57

one's watching it. You don't have a host, no one's

35:59

watching it. They fucking up the Academy

36:01

Awards. All

36:06

right, let's get into this NBA midway

36:08

point breakdown with no discussion

36:11

of Lebron James, no discussion

36:14

of the Golden State

36:17

Warriors. Okay, we will not be saying Golden

36:19

State Warriors, Lebron James, LaVar

36:22

Ball, or anything having to

36:24

do with anything having to do with those two teams

36:27

for the next uh ten minutes.

36:29

When we break down the NBA, let's

36:31

discuss the less talked

36:34

about Eastern Conference at

36:36

the break. The number one seed is

36:39

the Milwaukee Bucks. Okay,

36:41

Musty TV, Jannice, Antone

36:44

mccombo. How quick it's changed. No

36:46

one could say his name. Now everybody could

36:48

say his name. It's a household name because

36:50

the motherfucker's ridiculous. He's the m v P

36:52

this year. He's a fucking he's

36:56

a terror that dunks everything because

36:58

he can't be stopped. And and if he gets

37:01

triple teams, he makes

37:03

the right pass to the wide open

37:05

shooter. When this motherfucker gets a rebound

37:07

and runs the break, the

37:10

only thing that you could compare it to in terms

37:12

of like speed and

37:14

power is young Shaquille

37:16

O'Neill, Which

37:18

is saying something because when young

37:21

Shaquille O'Neil would be on a break, it

37:24

was frightening. And and and Janice is

37:26

going at the rim uh

37:28

to try to break the fucking thing down. Every

37:31

single time. He is improving his

37:34

jump shot. His

37:36

jump shot UH percentage has gone

37:38

up month after months since the season

37:41

started. I mean,

37:43

he's never gonna be Steph Curry, but

37:45

he's improving it. And I've talked about

37:48

it. Uh. The Milwaukee Bucks are a problem

37:51

their playoff X factors. We

37:53

know Middleton, we know Malcolm,

37:56

Malcolm Brodden for

37:59

his defense and just his overall

38:01

basketball. Like you, Brook Lopez,

38:03

somehow Someway became a three point

38:06

threat. You

38:09

never would have thought about that. Okay,

38:11

but the Milwaukee Bucks are real. They're

38:13

a problem. They're hungry, they're tenacious, they

38:15

don't mix and mingle with the rest

38:18

of the NBA. They are my

38:21

number one seed in the East

38:24

and they have the best record in the

38:26

East right now, number two. The Raptors

38:29

must see TV. Kawhi Leonard needs

38:31

no introduction. Everybody

38:35

forgot him. Doubt on him last year. He's

38:37

back there. Let him rest when

38:39

he needs to rest. Kyle Lowry

38:41

the biggest little fucking bully in

38:43

the game. He

38:46

just has to play like he plays in the regular season

38:48

during the postseason. Our guy Pascal

38:51

Siakum. If

38:53

you ever heard Pascal Siakam on the I M Rapports

38:55

Stereo podcast, I don't blame you, okay,

38:59

but he rocked with us this summer. You could really listen

39:01

to that episode. He gets better and better. He scored

39:03

forty four points the other night

39:07

and the new lead and Marcasol. The

39:09

Raptors are an issue. Okay,

39:12

The Raptors are an issue. Our guy Danny

39:14

Green, lockdown

39:17

defensive player. You know what he does, HiT's

39:20

threes. Patrick McCaw. They

39:22

just signed Jeremy Lynn, who's a good backup,

39:24

a solid backup. The Toronto Raptors

39:27

are a problem. I think the East is gonna come down

39:29

to the Raptors and the Bucks. That's

39:31

what's gonna happen. The

39:35

Pacers, somehow, some way, are

39:37

still in the three spot. Must

39:40

see TV. Miles Turner

39:42

is shooting fifty from twos

39:45

and from threes.

39:47

If he plays a little meaner, he's

39:51

a major, major, major problem.

39:53

Who has continued to improve The playoff X

39:55

factors they have are Darren Collison, Tyreek Evans.

39:58

That's right, Tyreek Evans is still doing his

40:00

thing. Former Rookie of the

40:02

Year, former favorite

40:04

player of my son Maceo. The

40:07

dark horse player that nobody really talks

40:09

about on the Indiana Pacers is

40:11

Baby Sabonus. Skilled

40:13

on offense, He's got good genetic

40:16

and b a d NA.

40:18

The fourth seat of the Celtics. The Celtics have dropped.

40:21

You know, this whole thing revives, revolves

40:23

around Kyrie Irving. This

40:25

whole I gotta be honest, as incredible

40:28

as he is, I think in the long one they're gonna get rid

40:30

of him. I don't

40:32

think he's gonna stay. I think he's too

40:34

hot and cold. He's moody. You

40:37

never know what the funk you're gonna get. Jayson Tatum,

40:39

j Lyn Brown are sick, but

40:42

but this team is out of sink. Al Horford

40:44

is still one of the most underrated players in the NBA.

40:46

Gordon Hayward Gordon with the good

40:49

here, he's starting to get comfortable on that

40:51

team and with his leg and the recovery.

40:53

Marcus Smart is the heart

40:55

and soul of the defense. And

40:58

Terry Rosier is a add motherfucker. He just needs

41:01

to be a bad motherfucker whether he's coming off

41:03

the bench or starting. The fifth seed of the

41:05

Sixers obviously must see TV is

41:07

Joel and be the most dominant center in

41:09

the league. Easy of

41:12

course. Ben Simmons is

41:14

a badass. The the the playoff X

41:17

factors, there's no surprises there. The

41:19

rest of the starting five of Reddick,

41:21

Tobias, Butler and Simmons,

41:24

they they have a crew. The dark horse, big

41:26

deal on that team is newly acquired

41:28

Jonathan Simmons. Remember Jonathan Simmons played

41:32

for the San Antonio Spurs. He's

41:34

reunited with Spurs

41:36

coach Brent Brown. He was forgotten

41:39

about. Jonathan Simmons was a big factor

41:41

with the Spurs. He didn't do ship in Orlando.

41:44

Orlando is like ship

41:46

Man Orlando. They need to figure it out. But

41:50

Jonathan Simmons, if he gets comfortable,

41:52

he's a true blue shooting guard

41:54

who could create his own shot and

41:57

relieve JJ Reddick if he's off in

42:00

foul trouble or not doing his thing. But Jonathan

42:02

Simmons is a very, very good totally

42:04

forgotten about player who I like, who

42:07

I think when he gets comfortable as a sixer, he's

42:09

gonna be a big factor going

42:11

into the playoffs. And of course you know Tobias Harris,

42:14

who we talked about a couple of podcasts ago.

42:17

The Brooklyn fucking Nets. No

42:19

one would have thought about it. My guy D'Angelo

42:22

Russell must see t

42:25

B. He's

42:28

a killer Layton games

42:30

playmaker, having fun and joined

42:32

himself. He's twenty two years old.

42:35

Yo. These guys come into the league, their babies.

42:37

That whole thing that happened

42:39

with what's his name? Fucking uh,

42:42

the dude that was dating Amber Rose, Oh's

42:44

out of the league, Nick Nick Nick Swaggy p. It

42:47

was stupid. It was something that a nineteen

42:49

year old do. Well low and behold, he was nineteen

42:51

when that went down. Great that he

42:54

got traded. He's

42:56

playing like a star, he looks like a star,

42:59

and Brooklyn is his for

43:01

the takeover. Okay,

43:04

there hasn't been a real true blue

43:07

Brooklyn Nets star. Okay,

43:10

obviously Garnette came Paul Pierce, they

43:12

were done. But I mean a true blue

43:15

Brooklyn Nett who's gonna be there for

43:17

the long one. I know he likes playing in New York.

43:19

That team is good. They're

43:22

getting better, din Wittle, Lavert

43:25

and Crab, those guys being

43:27

healthy for forty eight minutes. Jared Allen

43:30

with the Afro blocking

43:33

shots. They're a good team. In the seventh seed. I got

43:35

the Hornets and the Pistons.

43:38

Blake Griffin has low key been playing

43:40

out of his mind for the

43:42

eighth seeded Pistons. And you know

43:45

we love Andre Drummond. He's a twenty twenty

43:48

machine. Okay, homeboy,

43:50

twenty twenty machine. Okay,

43:54

he's double double for real. Uh.

43:56

Teams that are out of the playoff picture to watch

43:59

for. Yes, of course

44:01

the media would love to see Miami

44:03

getting the playoffs with Dwayne Wade's last

44:05

hurrah. I'd rather see the Orlando

44:08

Magic. But I don't think either one of those teams are

44:10

gonna do unless somebody gets hurt. Aaron

44:12

Gordon down in Orlando is a fucking He's

44:15

a fucking beast. He's improving. Low Key Fournier

44:18

and Vuja Check are playing

44:20

well. But Orlando, I

44:23

don't know. Western Conference. We

44:25

ain't talking Warriors, number

44:27

two seed. The Nuggets must see TV. The

44:29

joker you know. Have you

44:31

not watched uh Yokick play.

44:35

He's a highly highly skilled

44:37

big man. He makes all his teammates

44:40

better. He's dope,

44:42

he has fun. He throws

44:44

passes like Kevin Love. He's

44:47

good. He's a he's a problem.

44:50

Also with the Denver Nuggets, Isaiah Thomas

44:52

is back. Yo. The

44:54

Nuggets are gonna be tough. They're they're

44:56

gonna be tough. If they don't get nervous and

45:00

and and they stay healthy, they're going to be a They're

45:02

gonna be a major issue in the playoffs. The Western

45:04

Conference playoffs. Surprise, Surprise,

45:07

surprise, is gonna be fantastic to

45:09

watch. The third seed,

45:11

the Oklahoma City thunder Listen Russell

45:15

Westbrook and Paul George PG. Thirteen.

45:17

These guys they love

45:20

playing with each other and and the biggest

45:22

knock on Russell Westbrook throughout his career is that

45:25

he don't like playing with anybody. Nobody's good enough,

45:27

nobody's confident enough, nobody's consistent

45:29

enough. He found a match made

45:32

in Oklahoma City thunder Heaven. Obviously,

45:35

Playoff X factors Steven

45:39

Adams, Mark Keith Morris,

45:41

one of the Morris twins, and Dennis Shrewder,

45:43

who I said was going to be a big deal. He's

45:46

going to be a big deal down

45:48

the stretch, the fourth seed, Dame

45:52

Dollar. C

45:54

J. McCullum. Somehow,

45:57

some way, these guys are still somehow

46:01

underrated. Uh. C J.

46:03

McCullum. It's an absolute joke

46:07

that once again he did not make

46:09

the All Star team. I

46:12

don't get it. Those two

46:14

guys that just I mean, Damien made it. I

46:17

don't know why they don't put both of them in there. It's

46:20

really a shame. Uh. And he he

46:23

averaged twenty points every single year.

46:25

He's nasty, he's disgusting.

46:28

They just picked up Rodney Hood, Nurkic

46:30

and Canter, big dudes that

46:32

will bruise you up for the full forty

46:35

eight minutes and they can score the

46:37

dark horse big deal more heartless

46:40

to St. John's product from

46:43

Queen's, not from Queen's. He went to St. John's.

46:46

Keeps getting better and better, and he

46:48

is explosive. Portland

46:51

is always gonna be tough with with

46:53

Damon C J. McCullum. They live for this ship.

46:56

Number five the Houston Rockets. Of course,

46:59

James Harden, perfect

47:01

match made for Dan

47:04

Antoni. Uh. You

47:06

know what What can I say about James Harden,

47:08

Playoff X factors, Clint Capella, Chris Paul,

47:12

Eric Gordon. They gotta play up

47:14

to their potential. Imon Schumpert

47:16

will be a presence in

47:19

the playoffs. Mark my word,

47:22

mark my word. The dark

47:24

horse, big deal, Gerald Green.

47:27

He's been on seven seventy three

47:29

basketball teams throughout his career, but the Houston

47:32

product has found a home in

47:34

Houston. He's not scared to take and make

47:37

the big shots to six seed. I

47:39

got my guy, Donovan Mitchell must see TV

47:43

another should have been All Star but he didn't

47:45

have a great first half of the first half.

47:48

But he's getting it together. I love him. Just

47:50

a good dude. Uh. They should

47:52

have expanded the rosters or something. No disrespect

47:55

to Karl Anthony Towns or LaMarcus

47:57

Aldridge, but I'd rather see the Spider.

47:59

But I get it, he's a solo that team.

48:01

He plays hard, doesn't give up, smart,

48:04

good kid, coachable. Uh,

48:06

Rudy Gobert getting better

48:09

and better. I just need to get I

48:11

don't know, coordinated. He needs to, like

48:14

fucking Duke Ballet or something, do some yoga

48:16

because he's he's big, he's Tall, He's French. He's

48:18

not that coordinated. Joe Ingalls

48:20

is my kind of Australian ship talker.

48:23

And he's left handed. So am I. Ricky

48:25

Rubio, j Crowder, you know the deal. The

48:27

dark horse big deal is Royce O'Neil,

48:30

the undrafted Adam Baylor kid

48:32

from last year. He's

48:35

a good player. Remember the name Royce

48:37

O'Neil. The seventh seed we got the Spurs. Demarja

48:40

Rosen. Spurs really need no

48:42

introduction. LaMarcus Aldred he's another double

48:45

double machine and in the a seed

48:47

I have. The Clippers must

48:49

see tv uh. Although

48:51

they might they might throw in

48:53

the towel that a spot in

48:55

the Western Conference is the spot

48:58

because I truly ex expect

49:00

the Kings, the Sacramento Kings and

49:03

the non mentionable Los Angeles

49:05

Lakers to come strong and

49:07

do not be surprised if the Spurs and

49:10

the Clippers get bumped. It

49:12

could happen, It could happen. I feel

49:14

like the Clippers might be doing the old Tanker Rooney.

49:17

Listen, the the NBA is fantastic.

49:19

I urge everybody. I'm

49:21

I'm not gonna say you could do it every nay, but but but sometimes

49:24

put your phone down, don't

49:26

go through the NBA game shuffle. Pick

49:28

one game and watch the game. Pick

49:31

a team you don't normally watch. Watch the Orlando

49:33

Magic play the Memphis Grizzlies.

49:36

Watch some players you know that we don't see

49:38

on the highlights. Okay, enjoy

49:40

the games, don't watch all highlights

49:42

all the time. This is going

49:45

to be one of the most competitive playoffs

49:47

in NBA history. Trust

49:49

me, do not be shocked to see a few

49:51

underdogs win out in

49:54

game seven series.

49:56

Okay, to wrap

49:59

this up, my prediction,

50:01

my guess how the seatings are gonna go in the East

50:04

Raptors, Sixers, Bucks, Celtics,

50:06

Pacers, Nets, Detroit, and Orlando.

50:11

That's my predictions how it'll end up. When

50:13

we get to playoff time. In the West, my prediction

50:16

is the Warriors, thunder Blazers,

50:19

Nuggets. This is where it gets interesting. Number

50:21

five, the Rockets, Jazz I

50:23

predict the Lakers are gonna come in seven and

50:25

the Kings are going to come in

50:28

strong for the eighth seed and be

50:30

the fan NBA favorite. Everybody

50:33

wants to see the Kings do good. They've sucked for so

50:35

long. It's been dysfunctional for so long.

50:38

But they have young hungry guys led by dearon

50:40

Fox Willie Kleistein. They have a

50:42

nice little crew out there. That's it. That's

50:45

it. That's the end of this iron rappor stereo

50:47

pockets. I'm finished. I want to tell you

50:49

this. Okay, you

50:52

have now been rocking with the best. My

50:55

name is the Gringo Man Dingo a K. A White

50:57

Mike, a K. Mr. White Folks a k. The White Chocolate

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Tito. We Willie

51:01

hunched and we declared

51:04

one person that being a juicy

51:06

Jesse Somblage, Uh,

51:09

the soul sick funk of the week. And

51:11

I'm down here in Charlotte. Okay,

51:14

Myles Jordan's take. Take me out with something realized, something

51:17

real proper, but most importantly, uh, something

51:19

real funcky.